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@@GoblinUrNuts The alignment chart has always been argued, hence why I cite published sources where two Demon Lords, Pazuzu and Grazt, (undeniably chaotic evil) utilize con games to maximize their destruction. You may disagree and play your game that way, but there's no defining code for alignment that doesn't have contradictions and exceptions, so jumping on other people for disagreeing and playing it a bit different has no support when the published lore contradicts your definition. Learn the lore or dial your freakout back and step off.
@@GoblinUrNuts Yeah, but chaotic evil gives off that flair that a lawful evil can't have. I feel like a chaotic evil person would be more creative with the destruction of the world. They would be more grandiose and flashy.
"the house propels into the sky, the fireball smashes into the crater and landing back down is the house, as it slowly rises up, you see it is held up by two chicken legs. You hear a sinister cackling, as a decrepit old woman floats down from the sky with a giant fireball floating above her. Baba Yaga casts fireball at level 9"
Lets not joke about Baba Yaga. In a 3.5 ed campaign my group came across a magical house, decided to use it as transport vehicle. Many locked/trapped inter-dimensional rooms, everything was fine, until the rogue decided to open one of the inner doors that apparently led to a gigantic library. Turns out Baba Yaga was doing research into turning into a demi lich, and we stole her house... 6-7 people in the group, all 3.0 and 3.5 D&D books open and everyone lvl 17-18(if you dont understand, this is a really good way to have vastly overpowered characters), nearly all of us died, at least 2 of us did, and a few cohorts. More like Baba Yaga casts Violated(turns half dmg into vile, this cannot be healed unless by magical healing in a consecrated area), Empowered, Maximized Fireball, and has a item that allows her to twin this.
Everytime the Wizard looks at the camera, I feel him looking into my soul. I feel him judging me, analyzing me, deciding whether I live or die. I feel his breathe on the back of my neck at night and his eyes on me in the shower. Wizard is my world. Wizard is my universe. Wizard is everything.
Not many XP here. If the animals are puppy its a CR0 creature meaning 0 to 10xp each depending on the DM. An children is below a commoner which is CR0. So not even the single drop of XP here. Just pure evil Even if 10 xp is allowed killing hundred of children is 1000 xp maximum, barely passing lv1 to lv3
If you allow UA there's actually a metamagic for doing that with different elements. I enjoy changing things to acid damage to create horrible corrosive pools
I’m waiting for part 3 where he goes 10 minutes without using the spell and then as soon as the bartender asks the wizard what he’s gonna drink he just shouts “fireball” as loud as possible
Wizard: I wish to build an orphanage filled with puppies. GM: Oh, That's nice! Wizard *Under Breath*: So I can teach them all fireball and rule the world... GM: What?!?!?! Wizard: What?
I sure love the smell of napa-- I mean, FIREBALL in the morning. This is truly the ultimate Chaos Jacob sequel, because goddamn is the Wizard getting a good use out of his beard.
Long term planning? My brother has something he calls "the master plan," in "Space D&D." Only he and the GM know what it is, but he's been planning it since day one, and has been building on it over a year and a half. It's apparently going to be "really spicy." All I know is that it definitely involves bioships. The rest of us are getting a little scared now. Edit: fixed typoes
@@seanruebush1273 it will probably still be a while before it's unveiled. It might even be for the final stretch. I will probably not remember this by then. I probably won't remember this tomorrow.
When they said the wizard was actually good my first thought was he was going to use the new orphanage as a front for all his child workers and child slave ring.
oh thank fuck i'm not the only one who recognized that (/gen) i ctrl-F'd for "nut" to see if i had identified the sound correctly and had to scroll a bit before it came up with anything.
"You look out, on this city... over several orphanages... safe... five pet rescue shelters... safe... For some reason, a stockpile of *natural gas*... safe" ROFL
I half expected Runesmith to show up midway through the Wizard casting fireball as the dispel/counterspell wizard. "No. You don't." Then its the rest of an 8hr session of those two staring down like a Kill Bill scene
I want this series to end with the group confronting the BBEG and Wizard to go "I cast Fireball" and the GM to answer "You're out of spell slots though, you only have cantrips"
I hope that in part three they bait and switch with like, him being out of spells lots and telling him that as he starts saying "I cast fireb-" but he's actually casting firebolt, still igniting something on fire
Ok, I actually laughed out loud (like, for real, not just figuratively) when Jacob asks if the house needs to make a dex save. That shit was funny as hell, as much as I hate to admit it.
Legit the definition of Chaotic Good... “I broke your legs so that the Cleric can heal them and make them better than before”. Nevermind he nuked a city, that’s NE.
Spent literally ten minutes replaying the first 10 secs and laughing my ass off watching Jacob slam against the door like an OG "was I summoned?" creep Butler or some shit lol 😂🤣
This pokes fun both at DnD protagonist's creepy obsession with orphanages and at the absurdity of actually building one over some ruin right next to a misty forest and not close to a town... well, unless the plan is to use it as a front for a sweatshop, an assassin school, brothel, magical experiments on souls of the children or something else that's actually useful.
I've watched this video literally seven times in a row and am getting enjoyment out of it each time I watch it with something new this time, I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed the DM's delivery of seven orphanages..... Safe puppies......safe For some reason a stockpile of natural gas.....safe.....I loved the build up to what's coming
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Great vid once again, keep it up
Nut
Does the codex have obnoxious add on mumbo jumbo and cartoon looking familiars?
I was looking for new pets! Since my 2000 puppies just died.
Am i allowed to edit this and make memes? Loved your content since I saw you on Runesmith. But wanted to ask before editing your stuff .
"Does the house need to make a dex save?"
His level of understanding is absurd
Well maybe if it was a gazebo...
The Mad Tinkerer amazing reference
@@KlausWulfenbach Don't joke about those... things.
The Mad Tinkerer or a ”pimp”
Baba Yaga's house
Sometimes you just have to hold it in for the right moment. Nobody likes a premature fireball.
Oh no...He came back
We need Jacob to pin this.
No one likes the fireball that kills over 2000 puppies either...
@@jacobnivert582 and we have it now
Hey, are you guys based out of Canada?
I feel like they call him wizard because he refused to give his real name
Like a real god damn wizard
But Wizard IS the real name!
"It'S fOr BAcksTorY pUrPOses!!"
Or he refused to play anything else.
At least the wanted posters will be confusing as hell
When your wizard is chaotic evil but has been playing the long con of lawful good the entire campaign
If you don't have the party eating out of your hand, I don't think your character is very good at being evil.
@@GoblinUrNuts The Demon Lords Grazt and Pazuzu say the long con for the sake of wreaking even more destruction is quite decidedly chaotic evil. ☠️
@@GoblinUrNuts The "chaotic" part is after they act lawful good to plan the world's demise.
@@GoblinUrNuts The alignment chart has always been argued, hence why I cite published sources where two Demon Lords, Pazuzu and Grazt, (undeniably chaotic evil) utilize con games to maximize their destruction. You may disagree and play your game that way, but there's no defining code for alignment that doesn't have contradictions and exceptions, so jumping on other people for disagreeing and playing it a bit different has no support when the published lore contradicts your definition.
Learn the lore or dial your freakout back and step off.
@@GoblinUrNuts Yeah, but chaotic evil gives off that flair that a lawful evil can't have. I feel like a chaotic evil person would be more creative with the destruction of the world. They would be more grandiose and flashy.
"does the house have legs?"
"It does now, roll intiative"
"That's actually a good idea. The house is a giant mimic, roll initiative."
That is the most powerful thing a DM can say
"you just hit Baba Yaga's house with fireball"
"You have angered the gazebo"
FF7 flashbacks
"I'm just really glad the Wizard-"
Wizard: "WAS I SUMMONED?"
Hello there :)
General Kenobi
BigDickWizard6969 General Kenobi
THE PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!
Speak of the devil, and the devil shall come. In this case, quite literally
Wow, Jacob is really making the most out of that $10 wizard outfit
He's gotta be able to write it off on his taxes as a business expense
Just wait till he gets his hands on a viking helmet.
@@Pistonrager somebody mail Jacob a viking helmet, and fast
@@celestialtree8602 does he have a PO box? I don't have money but for that I will always have money
@@robertnixdorf6168 That's ok, his PO box is paid for by the government.
"I displace the gas"
"How?"
*fart noise
is he eating then going to the city and farting it out?!
@@lockskelington314 clearly he's a 20th level flatuist.
Could we talk about the fact, that having 7 orphanages filled to the brim in 1 town is a bit disturbing in its own right?
Where do you think their parents gone? *wink*
@@farmazonlost
Fireball.
the rogue came through that town yesterday.
@@kaimerry1587
Making lots more little rogues.
Murder hobos.
“That’s now 17 more puppies to the pile” that doesn’t sound as good as it should be.
The thing that tipped me off about the Wizard's true intentions.
*Foreshadowing*
"the house propels into the sky, the fireball smashes into the crater and landing back down is the house, as it slowly rises up, you see it is held up by two chicken legs. You hear a sinister cackling, as a decrepit old woman floats down from the sky with a giant fireball floating above her. Baba Yaga casts fireball at level 9"
That would be hilarious XD
Best way to kill off a character like that
Goku casts Spirit Bomb lol
Lets not joke about Baba Yaga. In a 3.5 ed campaign my group came across a magical house, decided to use it as transport vehicle. Many locked/trapped inter-dimensional rooms, everything was fine, until the rogue decided to open one of the inner doors that apparently led to a gigantic library. Turns out Baba Yaga was doing research into turning into a demi lich, and we stole her house...
6-7 people in the group, all 3.0 and 3.5 D&D books open and everyone lvl 17-18(if you dont understand, this is a really good way to have vastly overpowered characters), nearly all of us died, at least 2 of us did, and a few cohorts. More like Baba Yaga casts Violated(turns half dmg into vile, this cannot be healed unless by magical healing in a consecrated area), Empowered, Maximized Fireball, and has a item that allows her to twin this.
Oohh, i am having flashbacks...
Everytime the Wizard looks at the camera, I feel him looking into my soul. I feel him judging me, analyzing me, deciding whether I live or die. I feel his breathe on the back of my neck at night and his eyes on me in the shower. Wizard is my world. Wizard is my universe. Wizard is everything.
And Wizard can take it all away with
FIREBALL
Am I supposed to be aroused?
@@anthonynorman7545 I... I don't know, but I am.
@@robertyocum7200 r/cursedcomments
He's trying to calculate how flammable you are.
I love the energy of everyone just being annoyed of "the wizard"... I CAST FIREBALL
We stan a "redemption ark" xD
i like how they all left their own house just to get away from the DnD session.
So he pretended to be good, just so he could kill hundreds of orphans and thousands of animals with a single fireball...?
Respect
The long con, baby
I was starting to wonder how many parents he's killed to fill 7 orphanages with orphans
Black Mage, is that you?
How much XP does it get from that. Let's hope they were playing by milestone.
Not many XP here.
If the animals are puppy its a CR0 creature meaning 0 to 10xp each depending on the DM.
An children is below a commoner which is CR0.
So not even the single drop of XP here. Just pure evil
Even if 10 xp is allowed killing hundred of children is 1000 xp maximum, barely passing lv1 to lv3
I actually saw that end coming the moment the DM said you saved 17 more puppies.
I was like "He's just gonna round them all up to kill them in one go"
i got it a few seconds later then you.
@@sirachxi3918 What was it that tipped you off?
@@lockskelington314 the words "add them to the pile"
@@lockskelington314 similar personal experiences
As soon as he said the word "orphans", I was like, "Oh no. They're all doomed."
The sequel we didn't know we needed
But the sequel we deserved.
the sorcery in my party has an item that lets her change fireball damage to lighting damage so fireball 2 electric boogaloo is what we call it
My party's sorcerer needs that.
If you allow UA there's actually a metamagic for doing that with different elements. I enjoy changing things to acid damage to create horrible corrosive pools
I am going to put this on an NPC member of the party just so i can say "I CAST FIREBALL 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" just to see my players reactions.
Or you know... you could just cast lightning bolt?
@@koishily Fireball not firebolt.
I’m waiting for part 3 where he goes 10 minutes without using the spell and then as soon as the bartender asks the wizard what he’s gonna drink he just shouts “fireball” as loud as possible
Lmao I love it
And then in Part 4 Pitbull makes a guest appearance
😂😂 the wizard skits are getting better every time.
Wizard: I wish to build an orphanage filled with puppies.
GM: Oh, That's nice!
Wizard *Under Breath*: So I can teach them all fireball and rule the world...
GM: What?!?!?!
Wizard: What?
I sure love the smell of Fireball in the morning
It smells like bat poop and sulfer
The bard: (plays fortunate son)
Us sober people call that Cinnamon 😂
"I love the smell of bat guano in the morning" -Varsuvius, caster of aa great many fire ball spells
"D o e s i t h a v e l i t t l e l e g s ?
N o ?"
Cant wait for "Fireball 3: The Resurvengeance" by the people who watched Shrek *featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
& Knuckles
This is genuinely terrifying
I am the lorax and I speak for the trees, and the trees are saying: can u not?!?!
I am the Wizard, and I speak for the Fireball; they say you do not deserve your knees at all
There could have been a napalm Forest joke here
I am the Latex, I speak for the Willies
The Willies say fuck yourself
I'm calling it. Logan is gonna come back as a Mystic and defeat the Wizard
That would rock! Cue the "Oh Fortuna!"
This would be amazing
Jacob is going to get his moneys worth out of that wizard beard and hat.
Right when it hits 3:00 minutes you know something is about to go down
Wizard: "Oh. You didn't like my game?"
Party: "No."
Wizard: "Strong words coming from someone in Fireball range."
With every part of this, I feel that Jacob is slowly loosing it.
For some reason... a stuck pile of natural gas... saved. *Jacob nodding enthusiastically* hmm yeah, good.
I honestly was expecting the DM to say something like "Your PC is level 4, it can't learn Fireball"
I sure love the smell of napa-- I mean, FIREBALL in the morning.
This is truly the ultimate Chaos Jacob sequel, because goddamn is the Wizard getting a good use out of his beard.
Bbge: "I will destroy the entire city! "
Mage: "That sounds like casting fireball, but with extra steps"
Mage:....
Mage:*starts taking down notes*
4:00 Those eyes... they know no mercy...
"Does the house need to make a dex save?"
Comedy gold
" *N U T* "
17 more puppies to the pile...
Wizard: I cast fireball on the pile.
Moral of the story, fireball wizard is always evil.
After the video... called it.
the wizard knows all, the wizard sees all, the wizard burns all
Sometimes you just got to hold it in a while in order to let an even bigger one rip.
Long term planning?
My brother has something he calls "the master plan," in "Space D&D." Only he and the GM know what it is, but he's been planning it since day one, and has been building on it over a year and a half. It's apparently going to be "really spicy."
All I know is that it definitely involves bioships.
The rest of us are getting a little scared now.
Edit: fixed typoes
I'm not in your game and I'm afraid.
Update me on what happens. The " master plan" is a need to know in my life now.
@@seanruebush1273 it will probably still be a while before it's unveiled. It might even be for the final stretch. I will probably not remember this by then.
I probably won't remember this tomorrow.
@@adamofblastworks1517 still, come back and tell us.
Friendly reminder
oh my god. This is amazing.
This is not the wizard i came to know and love..there it is!
When they said the wizard was actually good my first thought was he was going to use the new orphanage as a front for all his child workers and child slave ring.
This is oddly appropriate. I just spent 30 minutes creating a pyromaniac fire genasi circle of the wildfire druid.
Oh my god i love it
Love the "Nut" button use right at the end 11/10 placement 😂😂
oh thank fuck i'm not the only one who recognized that (/gen)
i ctrl-F'd for "nut" to see if i had identified the sound correctly and had to scroll a bit before it came up with anything.
Ok. Not gonna lie, Idk how to react to that ending
Nut apparently if u follow the buttons orders
*NUT*
Cast fireball!
Does the house need to make a DEX SAVE?!?!?
Waiting on comments from BigDickWizard6969
I see people have been expecting me. Hoho!
I was expecting the last words to be, “how much experience did I get”
1:41 : "That.. that's 17 more puppies to the pile."
Little did we know what that pile actually meant.
"You look out, on this city... over several orphanages... safe... five pet rescue shelters... safe... For some reason, a stockpile of *natural gas*... safe" ROFL
I half expected Runesmith to show up midway through the Wizard casting fireball as the dispel/counterspell wizard.
"No. You don't." Then its the rest of an 8hr session of those two staring down like a Kill Bill scene
A wizard struggling with recovering from his fireball addiction
"Does a house need to make a dex save" is absolutley golden, my favourite quote ever
I want this series to end with the group confronting the BBEG and Wizard to go "I cast Fireball" and the GM to answer "You're out of spell slots though, you only have cantrips"
I hope that in part three they bait and switch with like, him being out of spells lots and telling him that as he starts saying "I cast fireb-" but he's actually casting firebolt, still igniting something on fire
Still with flammable gas, so it's still the same result
i like how it pans at 3:38 and we see a wand of fireball casually lying on the counter behind the wizard.
is it me or does the wizard sound like the "you've been gnomed!" meme?
I love everyone trying not to laugh when Jacob walks in… 😂
I like how everyone already knows who the wizard is at this point. From the moment he appears, there is conflict, suspense, rising tension...
1:43
Kronk: oh yeah, it's all coming together!
The long con, baby
So freaking good! The timing, the humour, the camera work and editing.
Well done guys, amazing work.
Ok, I actually laughed out loud (like, for real, not just figuratively) when Jacob asks if the house needs to make a dex save. That shit was funny as hell, as much as I hate to admit it.
I thought, that he'd say "I cast meteor storm".
The Wizard´s pecking order:
You
"Of course I want to build an orphanage, where else am I going to put all the orphans I'm making?"
"Oh right, the crematorium."
“Can the hoUsE mAke A dEx sAVe ooOooOooOOOoooOOoo”
Fireball is really just a way to reinforce the second law of thermodynamics. Its one of the most Lawful spell in the game.
2:31 I CAST FIREBALL ON THE CITY!!!
“Does it have little legs? No.”
Baba Lisyaga: *evil laughter *
As a 10th level evocation wizard, this still feels like a personal attack
Legit the definition of Chaotic Good... “I broke your legs so that the Cleric can heal them and make them better than before”.
Nevermind he nuked a city, that’s NE.
Nah. Neutral evil wouldnt just nuke a city unless it benefits them. Neutral evil is just selfishness to an extreme. This is full on chaotic evil
Random Spectator With that reasoning I’d agree
"And i cast counterspell" - every orphan in the village that saw through his plan.
The Electric Bogaloo part killed me 😂😂 Go Grian
0:13 "I just _had_ to open my mouth, didn't I..."
Is it wrong I imagine he's an evocation wizard and actually chooses to protect them with spell sculpt as everything explodes so he can show off?
Sadly there is no way he is able to spell scult aroind 9000 puppies...
Also he could spell scoupt a fireball, but not a natural gas explosion
The perfectly cut laughs are the BEST part of this one and the last one. I hope it's in the third one.
“Especially the wizard, especially the wizard, especially the wizard, especially the wizard, especially the wizard!!!”
-Davy Chappy
Spent literally ten minutes replaying the first 10 secs and laughing my ass off watching Jacob slam against the door like an OG "was I summoned?" creep Butler or some shit lol 😂🤣
Wouldn't it be flaming boogaloo?
Deegan DeLoof shhhhh
it's a reference to hermitcraft 7
(Reads title of Video)
Oh come on there's no way the Wizard has see-
(IASIP Theme begins playing)
"The gang gets fireballed!"
"I.....cast..."
*dm scoops
nice
Damn, this was as tragic as Anakin's fall. The raw emotion from this story, I'm ... honestly I'm crying.
Fireball.
That was awesome! love the awkward shuffle that he does when he walks around.
This pokes fun both at DnD protagonist's creepy obsession with orphanages and at the absurdity of actually building one over some ruin right next to a misty forest and not close to a town... well, unless the plan is to use it as a front for a sweatshop, an assassin school, brothel, magical experiments on souls of the children or something else that's actually useful.
I know this is random but does anyone know the name of the piano song that played through this video?
i wanna know too
found it, it's "Memories of Marigold"
I cast wish, to use counterspell at 9th level.
Wish can only be used to recreate spells of 8th level or lower, sadly
The only redemption arc I would have accepted
Wizard: maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore...
Wizard literally 2 seconds later: S I K E I CAST FIREBALL!!!!
“That’s seventeen more puppies to the pile”
SOUNDING SUS THERE, WIZARD!
"I cast-"
Nut.
"Really?....Really? You threw me off my groove!"
YESS!!! THE BOOGALOO MEME HAD RETURNED!!
That "nut." At the end honestly sent me into a fit of laughter, incredible
That *Nut* at the end killed me!🤣
For a moment, I thought this would be a video on Lightning Bolt, Fireball's more situational but equally deadly cousin.
Only for a moment, though.
Before even finishing the video, the classical music started, and I know damn well many puppies are about to get fireballed.
I've watched this video literally seven times in a row and am getting enjoyment out of it each time I watch it with something new this time, I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed the DM's delivery of seven orphanages..... Safe puppies......safe
For some reason a stockpile of natural gas.....safe.....I loved the build up to what's coming