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  • @feralchangeling97
    @feralchangeling97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9555

    Someone replaced the tobacco in Gandalf's pipe with bath salts.

    • @ps5056
      @ps5056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Hobbit weed is not tobacco lmao

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ps5056 same difference.

    • @jezebelmei195
      @jezebelmei195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ps5056 pipeweed is basically tobacco

    • @Ith4qua
      @Ith4qua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@jezebelmei195 nah bro
      it's the good kush

    • @noneofyourbusiness2437
      @noneofyourbusiness2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ps5056
      Actually weed is just another word for tobacco in the Hobbit. It is referred to as tobac in the story on at least one occasion if not more and Tolkien himself was apparently a big fan of tobacco. You want more evidence that it was tobacco and the characters weren't all worthless pieces of shit stoners, read this.
      www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/is-hobbit-pipe-weed-cannabis-in-tolkiens-books

  • @polygon2745
    @polygon2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8129

    i don't know what fever dream Jacob had to inspire this character but i'm glad it happened. He feels like an Oblivion NPC

    • @edvardfla3573
      @edvardfla3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      an oblivion npc but he became sentient

    • @filiplykkegaardkastrup1876
      @filiplykkegaardkastrup1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      edvard flå that’s a good comparison

    • @Ryugantek
      @Ryugantek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      character?

    • @controlcore1
      @controlcore1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Traveller, I require an assistant for my spells!
      -Yes
      Perfect! Stand still for a moment, please... (casts power word kill, instantly killing the player character)
      -No
      How dare you... my spells... my spells! Raaaaagh! (becomes hostile to player character)

    • @polygon2745
      @polygon2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@controlcore1 I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3149

    DM: You walk into the Tarvern ...
    PC: I keep my eyes peeled for anyone that looks like a Divination Wizard.
    DM: ...uh, why?
    PC: I like being alive.

    • @cosmit4250
      @cosmit4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Dm: Out of the corner of your eye a wizard materialises and teleports you into the river Styx. And by the way he gives you a Nat one on your dex check

    • @Zagryzaec
      @Zagryzaec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      you are surrounded by people who looks somewhat like divination wizards, but all your insight and search for divination check throws doesnt allow you to find any around. must be no divination wizards around, be calm my friend.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Play as a divination wizard.
      Become that which you fear.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      You investigate but a nearby divination wizard gives you a one.There are no divination wizards nearby.

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealx1ras453
    @therealx1ras453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    "I cast that 9th level spell you gave me, Super-murder-ball-death-kill"
    "I forgot about super-murder-ball-death-kill!"

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      COUNTER SPEEEELLL!

    • @BigDickWizard6969
      @BigDickWizard6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@natanoj16 *Fortnite dances*

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dispell magic!

    • @fireblaze3368
      @fireblaze3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DDDD.. DDDDDDDDISPPPEEEELLL MAGIC

    • @supernovagamer929
      @supernovagamer929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      5,000 liches say at the same time "That's a bold claim for someone within fireball range"

  • @warrenpeterson95
    @warrenpeterson95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5270

    When the DM really wants you to play a quest but has no realistic way of getting you to the start of it

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Warren Peterson but he’s gonna bring you back up at the end, right? Right??

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 POWER WORD KILL!
      AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Realistically, they're level 10, that's enough likely clout for someone to approach them with the request to take on the task needed in the nine hells and access to a direct teleportation method to get there with. If they need to be lower level, just start a new campaign with new characters. Unless you're specifically running a campaign with the gimmick of rotating DMs, regular DM not being available should most often mean just run something else totally fresh/new/non-continuation of what was. If you want a change of pace with something that doesn't fit what the party is currently involved in, go all the way with it with a new party. Most players love an excuse to roll up a new character, especially in 5E where it's very simple to do so.
      ...This is of course painfully obvious, and anyone able to recognize this video as parody would be able to think of these solutions and factors.

    • @5-Volt
      @5-Volt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And has terrible improv skills.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@5-Volt what do you mean terrible? The Wizard has the best improv skills. He learnt them from a book after all!

  • @KeeperofMolgera
    @KeeperofMolgera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4678

    they bought that wizard outfit and by god are they getting their money's worth

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      He is the Wizard Now!
      His other self no longer exists.

    • @Volition366
      @Volition366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think logan had said it was his

    • @coltondavis7022
      @coltondavis7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      TAX WRITEOFFS!!!

    • @KeeperofMolgera
      @KeeperofMolgera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@coltondavis7022 truly a ninth level spell all wizards should know

    • @nathancarver7179
      @nathancarver7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone was gonna say this.. it was only a matter of time when

  • @zeebashew
    @zeebashew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3358

    GET THEM DANK VIEWS!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How are you not verified?

    • @stratgery11
      @stratgery11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ^ one can only hope

    • @Zavakar
      @Zavakar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HO HO

    • @theofficialchan
      @theofficialchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad face

    • @alinagerea3190
      @alinagerea3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the number of likes at this comment is priceless

  • @fxmaster2571
    @fxmaster2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Are you playing 5th edition?"
    "THERE'S A 5TH EDITION?"

    • @MeneltirFalmaro
      @MeneltirFalmaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, there is only a massive gaping hole in spacetime after 3.5e. Some speak of 4e/Spellplague, but that's all heresy.

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Appreantly god of magic died per usual

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4483

    I love Wizard Jacob lmfao
    He's literally chaos incarnate and I'm into it

    • @greatstoryteller9459
      @greatstoryteller9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He surpasses chaotic evil. He's chaotic Jacob

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@greatstoryteller9459
      He's just straight up Chaos, nothing can stop him.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 chaotic chaotic

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His alignment is Chaotic Chaotic

    • @pikachurino_2396
      @pikachurino_2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You chaos worshiping HERATIC!

  • @s.colins2050
    @s.colins2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6044

    I'm amazed that the wig and beard have stayed in such good condition after everything that Jacob's done with it.

    • @mr.accorn
      @mr.accorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      S. Colins what you fail to realize is that there is no fake beard and wig, this is just something he can grow with his massive unscalable power.

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How do I acquire the wig beard and hat?

    • @lordskull4382
      @lordskull4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You fool that’s not a wig

    • @BigDickWizard-fh7lp
      @BigDickWizard-fh7lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's not a wig you dunce. hoho

    • @alistergreycastle5016
      @alistergreycastle5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This here is a REAL mustache.
      *Grunts loudly*
      *PUFF*
      Are you a mermaid?

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Theory: The reason that wizard keeps having those "Oh shit" moments during this is because he is so used to breaking the game that he is genuinely surprised that the other players do not, like "How could they not beat 30 devils at level 5 there's literally 2 of them"

  • @Elkator955
    @Elkator955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Wizard DM: "A divination wizard had two nat 1s"
    Also Wizard DM: "I thought it was 3.5"

    • @HuskerHornet3145
      @HuskerHornet3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He forgot to say “A nearby divination wizard casts dominate person/monster on each of you, and gives you both 1s. He commands you to accept resurrection and you both get revived.”

  • @lvl91soldier55
    @lvl91soldier55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    I was fine when the infamous "nearby divination wizard" was dubiously rolling 1's in the morning.
    But the Minecraft piston is way too evil, this is not okay

    • @Gyup523
      @Gyup523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      4:47 me when I find a Minecraft reference in a DND vid .Let's go!

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the nearby divination wizard lmao. 😂

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would you feel any better if it was a Garry's Mod Piston instead? At least the Minecraft one won't be janky.

  • @christophermarcantel2759
    @christophermarcantel2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2865

    We need an entire show based around this wizard

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Christopher Marcantel
      Just the Wizard doing some dumb shit with his magic so all nations of the fantasy multiverse unite and send a serious anti-magic swat cleric, a goofy rogue with a coffee and kleptomania addiction, fighterman with a gritty backstory but is the most wholesome character of the show, some cute mimic companion that is mostly the wizards maid and tends to lie around like a cat and be in the most inconvenient spaces when needed.

    • @kevinr966
      @kevinr966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You would love, "Wizards with guns" they are a great TH-cam channel that has this exact character.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christopher Marcantel yes. The bad player with too much power

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This Wizard and JoCat's Crap Guides Character.

    • @swapsplat
      @swapsplat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you think this is.

  • @prismarinestars7471
    @prismarinestars7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “A nearby divination wizard makes you roll a 1” is my new favorite d&d phrase

  • @chazz30000
    @chazz30000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "A nearby divination Wizards gives you two ones" is a great idea, I'll have to remember that for my dming session

  • @CritCrab
    @CritCrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    Jacob is slipping further into insanity and it shows.

    • @crouchinglibcrab9527
      @crouchinglibcrab9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh my god it's Crit Crab

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fancy meeting you here. It's all connected. It really is all connected.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🦀

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh hay Crablord.
      🙂
      ...
      😏
      A *GIANT ENEMY CRAB* appears!

    • @jacobvanveit3437
      @jacobvanveit3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My crotch feels itch...
      Begins quest:...

  • @rafaelsimaro7953
    @rafaelsimaro7953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    They seem to hold their laughts the whole time

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      We are, hahaha. The raw footage is just us laughing every two seconds

    • @mizt_strider8003
      @mizt_strider8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@XPtoLevel3 why no bloopers this video?

    • @urayamashi493
      @urayamashi493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mizt_strider8003 the whole vid looks like a blooper to me

    • @bleusd
      @bleusd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@XPtoLevel3 we need a blooper reel, stat

    • @fakeravi
      @fakeravi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@XPtoLevel3 that stuff is worth uploading

  • @alanhegewisch4486
    @alanhegewisch4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I love how, when the hat falls, it's revealed a literal murder hobo was running the game all along.

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I mean... the set up of: "You all die and are too wicked and so you end up in hell" Heck even the "You lose your memories" is a decent set up... But PROBABLY not to foist on an already established party.

    • @noelhann5262
      @noelhann5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nionivek I really want to run a campaign of this

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've run a campaign where session 1 ends with "The kobolds you were sent to kill were worshipping an elder blue dragon."
      The campaign was then set in an afterlife-ish dimension some crazy-powerful wizard had created to trap souls and play god with.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calemr But was the BBEG a nearby divination wizard?

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm actually running a campaign like this in a few days! They're an old party that discovered the villains plot, so they cast extended modify memory and erased their memories, therefore explains why theyre level 1, and why they don't know that villain

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว

      With a campaign starting like that it could lead to the party turning on their evil past and becoming glorious heroes after traveling through hell.
      Basically Dante's Inferno, but with more fireballs and skill checks.

  • @nicolascouhin2358
    @nicolascouhin2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    You know he is a bad dm , because fire ball didn’t worked.

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      this comment made by a wizard

    • @haydencrawford8552
      @haydencrawford8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My character casted fireball at a shadow dragon, then I got possessed and blew up a continent

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noooo he is a great DM because he managed to break the bane of every DM before him. HE OVERCAME THE FIREBALL! The fireball has no power over him. He is now on a completely new plane of existence, far above even the highest celestial planes, deeper then the basement of the ninth hell. A place unfathomable to anyone else.

  • @PaulMcBambi
    @PaulMcBambi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    This is probably what my non rpg friends think is happening when I tell them about my game sessions...

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That, and Satanic chanting, right?

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait this isn’t an actual session?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck Only in Call of Cthulhu.

  • @B3RyL
    @B3RyL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I cast a 9th level spell: Wish"
    "OK, what do you wish for?"
    "I wish another 9th level spell: Power Word Kill, actually lived up to its hype"

  • @AlekVen
    @AlekVen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The second guy didn't die IRL even after taking the 1 HP punch because Liches only have one Lv9 spell, and all of the 10000 of them used theirs on the first guy.
    Pardon for not using the names, I'm just a passerby.

    • @smallkloon
      @smallkloon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have the boon of high magic

  • @BigDckWizard
    @BigDckWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    I was glad Spencer could record the game!

    • @mattrenteria7951
      @mattrenteria7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL said you joined 16 minutes ago this comment was 14 minutes ago well played my brother well played

    • @marshbordeaux4210
      @marshbordeaux4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah yes bigdickwizard6969

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      how big are we talking here?

    • @jacobbenns6090
      @jacobbenns6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....

    • @zarchblarch2490
      @zarchblarch2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BigD1ckWizard6969 great job

  • @crazybunnyproductions7287
    @crazybunnyproductions7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    10,000 Liches inside a cave
    10,000 Lich to go!
    1 PUNCHES YOU
    takes hp from you
    9,999 Power word kills

    • @Titan360
      @Titan360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ONE PUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Technically 9999 Power word kills would do the same thing as just 1 Power word kill.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MayHugger saves. You forgot about em, from 12% ish percent to 0.000000000000000000000013% ish percent

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also they used they spell slots, they all have the Epic boon of high Magic?

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@defensivekobra3873 Spell Saves? Power Word Kill doesn't let you roll a save. Not even a death saving throw. If you are at 100 health or lower, and someone casts this on you, you just die. Full stop. Nothing you can do about it.

  • @OneMillionBees
    @OneMillionBees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I'm uploading this to my channel, BigDickWizard6969."
    It's real.

  • @jimmathers7924
    @jimmathers7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Here take this, record the game"
    *Proceeds to teleport all over the place like a badass wizard*

  • @TheTrueLeafless
    @TheTrueLeafless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    A nearby divination wizard...the solution was so close and I never saw it!

  • @wedran9225
    @wedran9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Nearby divination wizard is my favorite character.

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    DM: oh no, who let 'him' have 9th level spells?
    Wizard: You did.
    DM: It cannot be....
    Wizard: I was you the entire time.

  • @ondramlikovsky2023
    @ondramlikovsky2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ah yes, the famous 'nearby divination wizard' trick, my favorite

  • @xRyoZIN
    @xRyoZIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    Therapist: BigDickWizard6969 isnt real. He cant hurt you
    Me: Watches video. Please help he's going to kill me.

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@list9289 100,000 liches point at you and cast POWER WORD KILL*

    • @list9289
      @list9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RaskaTheFurry i cast DISPELL MAGIC

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ......................he's behind you

    • @list9289
      @list9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I turn around and DISPELL MAGIC

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@list9289 souldnt that be .... COUNTER SPELL ? instead of Dispell magic ? like ... if that magic is casted, you are dead... like...

  • @Brendanj101
    @Brendanj101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I'm starting to think that the beard is actually real and he just CGI's it out every video he doesn't have it.

  • @jordanb1153
    @jordanb1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I was afraid to use this spell on my players last session. They challenged a lich at levels 11-13. I decided they would be very upset if it killed them since it was a bit of a side quest, so the lich killed the ghost of his greatest friend as a scare tactic. It didnt work. But hey, they dont know that the lich isnt truly dead so theyve angered a terrible force that will certainly try to thwart them.

    • @robrockstar9648
      @robrockstar9648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Litch : oh look it’s the heroes home home town

    • @Ajmes
      @Ajmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they don't have to have that spell too keep in mind

  • @nihili4196
    @nihili4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Oh man, I miss Lich-con. I hope this year Acerak will finally manage to arrive for his scheduled panel about dungeon crafting.

  • @ink7548
    @ink7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    He really... he's really making use of that wig

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ssshhhht. Let hin have this. He paid good money for it.

    • @copycat698
      @copycat698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      menno graafmans It’s Logan’s

  • @crota5606
    @crota5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    That’s the creepiest wizard voice I ever heard kinda inspires me to make a character with a voice like that

  • @matthijskuijpers1378
    @matthijskuijpers1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "a nearby divination wizard gives you both 1's"
    Goddamn nearby divination wizards ruining my life, they're everywhere.

  • @wisnakeo
    @wisnakeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "All of them. Every god."
    Ooo boy. Time to watch that video again.

  • @ogrefeet6077
    @ogrefeet6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I want you to make a channel called BigDickWizard6969 and upload stuff to acquire the dank views

    • @mgb360
      @mgb360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hoho

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ivern Bramblefoot I just want a few episodes a month
      BD’Dubs mah broh! Six nayn six naynn baby!

    • @orangejuice1813
      @orangejuice1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a channel

    • @BigDickWizard-fh7lp
      @BigDickWizard-fh7lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hoho

    • @ogrefeet6077
      @ogrefeet6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BigDickWizard-fh7lp it like using a weegee board and satan responds holy fuck

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    its not often that something makes me laugh while also giving me incredible anxiety but here we are

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Does this happen everytime runesmith is gone.

    • @gilleskoning
      @gilleskoning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nroke1 yes

    • @katz86
      @katz86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bwahahaha! I love that idea

  • @devonm042690
    @devonm042690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So not only did he drop them in the Hell that _didn't_ have the River Styx, but by the effect he said it had on his players, he didn't even want the River Styx. The memory wiping river is Lethe.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's Greek mythlogy. In DnD, Styx makes you forget.
      Maybe the designers confused them?

  • @lecopshavefoundme9461
    @lecopshavefoundme9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    *E S P E C I A L L Y T H E W I Z A R D*

    • @WishGranted130
      @WishGranted130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you've been to Davvy's.

  • @gavinhamilton4094
    @gavinhamilton4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I'm so early Jacob is only learning cantrips

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gavin hamilton !!!

    • @jeremybosworth2275
      @jeremybosworth2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure he'd even make cantrips sound OP.

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeremy Bosworth Eldritch Blast.

    • @MEG4nerd
      @MEG4nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeremybosworth2275 I once played a one shot where my wizard got their spellbook stolen and I only had cantrips and I won a fight with prestidigitation and a good deception roll.

  • @joelcrafter43
    @joelcrafter43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:08 "a minecraft piston pushes you in" I'm dying XD

  • @Soul-Hook
    @Soul-Hook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When your DM give liches two level-9 spell slots, you know HE is the murder hobo.

    • @joshcain1032
      @joshcain1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      3, actually. The second attempt failed, so they punched him in the face.

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joshcain1032 my favourite 9th level spell
      Punch face for 1 damage

  • @SouthShoreArc
    @SouthShoreArc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    That one DM on the first session
    0:05

  • @adwitatherealadwita
    @adwitatherealadwita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    XP to Level 3: *Uploads a video*
    Me, before even watching the video: Power Word Like

    • @adwitatherealadwita
      @adwitatherealadwita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also I hope someone makes a joke account for the Wizard's TH-cam channel.

    • @BigDickWizard6969
      @BigDickWizard6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@adwitatherealadwita :^)

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigDickWizard6969 he did it lol

  • @Killstone12
    @Killstone12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “You have DIED in the NINE HELLS...you are now in HEAVEN!”
    El Wizardo the DM: *Shit I needed them in the NINE HELLS!*

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "There's a nearby Divination Wizard!" lmao

  • @joelritter1336
    @joelritter1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    damn those nearby divination wizards...

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Why are there so many liches?"

  • @molliethomas2585
    @molliethomas2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    DM: You see the River Styx.
    Me: I cast fireball.

  • @fireandbombs12
    @fireandbombs12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "A minecraft piston pushes you in"
    Actually made me laugh for several minutes 🤣

  • @WarDragonOfTheLight
    @WarDragonOfTheLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I died at "Minecraft Piston".
    Wait. I think I know what the power word is now.

  • @phantom3969
    @phantom3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Join us next time when everyone else quits and the wizard is alone...
    Jk, he has -kidnapped- _charmed_ everyone and -forces- _urges_ them to play

  • @johnfischer707
    @johnfischer707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She genuinely made me sad at the beginning:(

  • @Pandaemoni
    @Pandaemoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In Greek mythology it was the River Lethe that made people lose memories. It gets conflated with the Styx, but there were several rivers in the Underworld in Greek myths: Styx, Lethe (the river of forgetfulness), Acheron (the river of woe), Cocytus (the river of lament), and Phlegethon (the river of fire).

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Styx was the river of pain, right?

    • @Pandaemoni
      @Pandaemoni 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lordbuss I am not sure. While the others have a consistent effect on people, the Styx is generally just poisonous to the living. The word, styx, juent "shudder" ot the like merely denoting that people who see it are generally dead and shudder at the sight. But then there is Thetis dipping Achilles and it granting him invulerability rather than poisoning him...

  • @Pud908
    @Pud908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Level 5 and 101 HP what kinda jacked Barbarian is that?

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Either a 20 con variant human or hill dwarve with the tough feat.

    • @theblazingcrusader6322
      @theblazingcrusader6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh Hmm I might roll that next time I make a character. Been awhile since I try rping a dwarf.

    • @kane2056
      @kane2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It actually is impossible. Maxed constitution, tough feat, hill dwarf barbarian gets a maximum of 20 hp per level (8 flat + 12 on the d12), so 100 would be the highest possible hp at level 5 (assuming there aren't temporary hp involved, wich the barbarian can't give itself, or homebrew magic items that raise max hp)

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toughness with 20 con

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kane2056 if we are assuming homebrew, anything goes. Might even be a homebrew race or something
      Thanks for the calculation

  • @conradvallon5661
    @conradvallon5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how the wizard flexs on all of the players

  • @firestarr5812
    @firestarr5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:16
    There is cat. I like the cat.

  • @drobinson-uo7ic
    @drobinson-uo7ic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Their unenthusiastic reactions to the wizard DM are hilarious.

  • @karamjnah976
    @karamjnah976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    players: are we going to Hell
    DM: Well yes, but actually no

  • @kingcorporeal
    @kingcorporeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    BigDickWizard6969 is the second coming of Jesus and it'll take a lot to convince me otherwise.

    • @WarDragonOfTheLight
      @WarDragonOfTheLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One word: Abserd.
      Fite me, scrubb

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      second coming? Wow hes got a lot of stamina for an old dude

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WarDragonOfTheLight There'll be much daAaAanger!

    • @Alphadog2064
      @Alphadog2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a real channel too

    • @BigDickWizard6969
      @BigDickWizard6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is true!

  • @matthewthomson6466
    @matthewthomson6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way the music cuts out when the Lich runs up and coldcocks him before 9,999 power word kills hit him is just amazing 😂

  • @Arcane_Archer
    @Arcane_Archer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:33 The way the Wizard shuffles over sideways like he's King Zora in OoT...

  • @xtragedgnolf
    @xtragedgnolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You want to see the face of god?"
    ....please dont say for 25 cents.

  • @gunjfur8633
    @gunjfur8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:27 "Im uploading this to my channel BigDickWizard6969"
    This channel actually excists
    I cant even

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was made today, as a response to a previous comment from Icaruswizard

  • @Solereaper21
    @Solereaper21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "I thought we were playing 3.5" Meanwhile the players think rolling a 20 on a save is an auto succeed???

    • @theo4834
      @theo4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Grim Lots of people use that as a house rule.

    • @Sift11
      @Sift11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grim if you can’t succeed on a roll, there’s no point in rolling

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sift11 but that's... wrong. A roll can determine how badly you fail

    • @Solereaper21
      @Solereaper21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sift11 he originally had them not roll though then they complained

    • @Sift11
      @Sift11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NoConsequenc3 I mean, it depends on what they want to do - jump to the moon without magic? no roll. try to get the king to give you their crown? roll to see if he takes it as a bad joke / treason.

  • @Jackesfox
    @Jackesfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wizard: "I CAST POWER WORD KILL"
    Wizard: *pulls out a literal gun*

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A nearby divination wizard rolled two ones this morning!"

  • @icantthinkofagoodname.3983
    @icantthinkofagoodname.3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:15 cat

  • @Scatteredpast
    @Scatteredpast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally! A great tutorial on how to be a good dungeon master

  • @ZombieApocalypse09
    @ZombieApocalypse09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "A nearby divination wizard gives you ones." Is the fresh basil to the margherita pizza of this dnd horror story.

  • @GenralG7
    @GenralG7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man, that DM has some pretty crazy sessions, I better take notes

  • @beastoonline1991
    @beastoonline1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My biggest d&d pet peeve is when DMs unreasonably punish you for rolling a Nat20 on something they themselves told you to roll for. Needless to say I had a small conniption watching this lol
    It's funny how they have such a hard time keeping a straight face while Wizard Jacob does his thing. Hilarious content all around

  • @asiangm6998
    @asiangm6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It seems a nearby divination wizard has been giving me his 1s my entire life.

  • @wolv0223
    @wolv0223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love that at the end of the video, Colton is slumped onto the table, because that implies that after being literally killed IRL by BigDickWizard69's 10,000 Power Word Kills, BDW69 hauled his corpse back into the chair and did nothing else for him.

  • @viator_eagle5936
    @viator_eagle5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Now I want to see Wizard vs Larry. Wizard Magic vs Mystic Magic

  • @PerfectPencil
    @PerfectPencil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like this video is directly attacking my DM style.

  • @alpha_mist2839
    @alpha_mist2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: Revivify doesn’t require the creature be willing. Something fun for you torture clerics with a lot of money.

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm really loving these.

  • @Battlefieldfan146
    @Battlefieldfan146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Technically the styx runs through all hells

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ReducedRose Looks like they "forgot" that XD

  • @customersupportdeer6150
    @customersupportdeer6150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A nearby divination wizard appears...

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this feels less like a sketch and more like a character study of jacob's sociopathic wizard persona

  • @justinbryant9029
    @justinbryant9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    More like, power word kill the campaign

  • @epser5842
    @epser5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me:
    Gandalf: takes off his hat
    Me: *HAGRID*

  • @SomeHoe69
    @SomeHoe69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "There's a nearby Divination Wizard..."
    So help me god, I'm using that 😂

  • @Silvernirvash
    @Silvernirvash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve watched this playlist so many times now it’s never going to get old to me lol

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, having a campaing that sets place in the afterlife, with the party meeting down there after their death, sounds like a pretty interesting idea.
    And the priest of all gods also sounds fun.

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m 100% gonna make a home brew character that is literally just a divination wizard, no actual attacks or anything, just the power to give out shitty rolls and a knife

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว

      And in encounters he makes the monsters roll bad?

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that

  • @daniellugo6461
    @daniellugo6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the thumbnail. It pulls everything together. And also the whole video.

  • @Lurklen
    @Lurklen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is that high quality DM content I've been looking for!

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're all dead" always a good way to start a campaign

  • @camerontroscianiec5320
    @camerontroscianiec5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my God. XP to level 3, the prophecy is true

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these kinds of videos, they remind me no matter how bad a DM I think I am, I'm no where near as bad as I could be

  • @djarrah
    @djarrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the quality content I've subscribed for.

  • @MonochromaticPrism
    @MonochromaticPrism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I actually killed him he's dead for real" **He blinks**