ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big TH-camr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid jill
Mr. X: *British accent* hello, my friend. I unfortunately must take your life. Nothing personal. If you could stop resisting, that would be very kind. Nemesis: CEASE AND PASS AWAY!!!
@@Ramdomz same and I knew about him breaking the prison wall, the wall under the orhanage and the greenhouse the prison wall and the optional press room wall but apart from that he is fairly polite in his relentless pursuit for you oh and the wall under the orphanage? punching his way through the underground apparently (the window to the greenhouse does not count becuase it was broken when he got there)
I never played or looked at the RE games but the 4 remake was a good entry point as it’s a relatively self contained story since then I’ve expanded onto most of the games which has been really fun
@@jnaahhha4451 this is true but hes red green color blind. witch means it's hard for him to tell the difference between different shades of red or green although not impossible to a point. but he can still see red and green on a general spectrum with little to no problem as far as I'm aware.
@@Waggonerrr uh did I do..... exactly please explain....I was merely giving a fact about a disease which many have...including Freddy Mercury who died of AIDS a version of an STI
@@Silver_wind_1987_ crabs are just pubic lice, they’re not actually infections or diseases. They just make your crotch really itchy and they’re super easy to treat. It’s perfectly fine to joke about it
@Lethality you are not wrong that is fuckin annoying but I’m just tryina have a good time if you wana shit on people go ahead seems like you’ve got a reason to
@Lethality Christ kid i see you everywhere fucking commenting on everything about their spelling or something else like can you not? He’s joking around and your just taking it so seriously like damn kid take a joke 🙄
He might not have seen it because of his color blindness (and also because that area was pretty dark), btw Edit: To be more specific (according to the "AM I COLOUR BLIND? | Colourblind Test" video), he is a mild-protan, which is a red-green color blindness. As a result, colors such as green, yellow, orange, red, and brown might look similar (to him)
First time watching through and it turns out Jill is voiced by the same person who plays one of Lady Dimitrescu’s daughters and Carlos is voiced by the guy who did Chris Redfield in Village as well.
Nicole Tompkins did an amazing job acting and mocaping as Jill, I’m so glad we got to see more of her in Resident Evil Village. Thank you jack for playing re3
Yeah! Im not a fan of this version of Jill, but her saying "Sorry" to Dead bodies just makes me like her a bit more. I dunno why, it's the small things that make me like a character a bit more
@@Cherryster the comment used to be : "Jack : If only there was a red barrel here. Red barrel : am I a joke to you?" (if you saw my first reply to the comment you'll see it made more sense then. Idk how this witch edited their comment without having it say "edited".)
Jack: "Thank you siri for repeating everything that I just said." Siri: (trying to tell jack that there's an apocalypse outside and he should get his assault rifle)
Jack's strategy with Leon and Claire: "giv me dem knees giv me dem toes" Jack's strategy with Jill: *shot them on the head and violently stab their corpse afterwards* 😂😂
Sean when you Hurt or Damage NEMESIS when he is following you he usually drops a supply crate, it includes ammo or upgrades for your weapons so make sure if you damage him to check if there are suppy crates laying around!!! Like or comment the same thing so Sean sees this tip!!
@@averystark7772 yes he is red green color blind but he can tell the difference between the two the problem he has is telling different shades of red or green apart from one another so he may not be able to tell light green from a darker green side by side same goes for red but the point is he can see red and green and differentiate the two I mean with that logic he wouldn't know the other barrel's were red in the first place he probably was just so focused on the zombie he missed it
Jack wishing there were red barrels while there's one literally right there is like watching Donkey looking for a blue flower with red thorns. "If only I wasn't color blind!"
That part where the Nemesis was chasing her down the hall with a piece of a wall was so unintentionally funny to me. I had to pause because I was cracking up.
151 likes and bo comments? Unacceptable. Gotta fix that roll quick otherwise your comment will loose balance and everything will fall into the endless void
“Nemesis came to my house, he didn’t even knock, he was busting through the wall, worst knock knock joke I have ever heard, But then he turned himself into a pickle, it was the funniest shit I have ever seen!”
@@austenbrown9549 It's harder to differentiate when the setting is so dark. With the other barrels, they were out where the was a lot of lighting, but dark red made it so that his eyes didn't see the red as anything other than the background.
Jack: *Does the high five intro* Me: *Understands he doesn’t want to stick to it but smiles and appreciates that he keeps bringing to back from time to time now*
That intro was by the best Resident Evil intro I've seen so far. And also : The image that Jack looked at during the start is a picture of Annette from Re 2
ACTUALLY, even I couldn’t see the red barrel if I hadn’t already read the comments before hand BTW. It was too dark to really see anything so it’s an easy mistake
Jack: "You know what, Nemesis came to my house, didn't even knock--just busting through the wall. Worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard. But then he turned himself into a pickle, and it was the funniest shit I've ever seen." Me: "... What?"
Smah LIKE if you're excited for a brand new series!
Been waiting for it!!
aint got nothin better to do so yup. also resi games are just so amazing anyway
Ok i will SMAH like.
Yo homie dont make the RE 3 vids this long cuz its actually very Very very VERY SHOOORT! 6 hours of gameplay at max. Restaraunt In Pizza my dude
Jack did you forget comment this so you did it 10 min ago?
RACOON city? You know who’s a raccoon? Tom nook is. I bet he did this. It even explains why he’s on the deserted island.
Oh my goodness you are right
Oh *SHIT*
Shari did this what u talkin about
Racoon and Corona are also anagrams.. it's all connected, just like Jill's conspiracy board!
A shit here we go again
Jill: Shoots herself
Jack: *RESIDENT EVIL*
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big TH-camr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid jill
AxxL what the fuck did u just say
I think this 'll have 1k likes
Jill has a Will of steel and still shes the kill of the hill
Xeno 628 im concrened for his mental health...
Jack: "Jill could give Nathan Drake a run for his money"
Nemesis: *Immediately appears after he says that*
Nathan Drake: My hitman fingers are tingling
Nemesis: DONT YOU DARE GIVE SHIT TO THAT BELOVED HERO
@@bakirdzakovac155 Nathen Drake is Paddy confirmed?
@@WhiteNoBeard471 no paddy was ugly
@@bakirdzakovac155 at one point he wasn't
Nemesis: smashing walls / property damage
Mr X: Carefully opens doors
I prefer mr x
Mr. X: “Good evening I’m here to kill you, nothing personal.”
Nemesis: *NEMESIS SMASH!*
Mr. X: *British accent* hello, my friend. I unfortunately must take your life. Nothing personal. If you could stop resisting, that would be very kind.
Nemesis: CEASE AND PASS AWAY!!!
Um sorry to be that guy but mr. X gave me a heart attack when he smashed through a wall
@@Ramdomz same and I knew about him breaking the prison wall, the wall under the orhanage and the greenhouse
the prison wall and the optional press room wall but apart from that he is fairly polite in his relentless pursuit for you oh and the wall under the orphanage? punching his way through the underground apparently (the window to the greenhouse does not count becuase it was broken when he got there)
@@Elly-z7q true but im still to scared to play it anymore after that
Jack: “That’s a perfect ass shot”
Leon: “hold my beer”
He got that T H I C C A S S
Perfect-ass shot or perfect ass-shot (he probably meant both)? :P
*”hold my ass”*
Jill in Berret clothes: Hold my ballistics
I hope they make RE4 Remake bc I need to see Leon’s ass again 💖
“Ew gross! Don’t touch it! Poke it.”
Jack every time he sees something gross.
*Jack going into public: sees a coronavirus spore*
Also Jack: Ewwwww! Poke it!
@@lux7647 yes perfect
Jack: "I'm all about them secrets!"
Doom would disagree sir.
I had demons to kill!
@@jacksepticeye fair
@@jacksepticeye true, but the secrets would have helped. On a side note, any chance you're gonna play something like persona 5 the royal?
rip and tear (intensifies)
@@jacksepticeye i would like your comment but its at 69...
Nemesis: *bursts through the wall*
Jill: Better block the door.
the whole game just doesn't make sense
@@holliswilliams8426 but the whole game is good nonetheless
Nemisis: breaks through that
Jill: *suprised pikachu face*
Irl- just replace Unbrella Corp. with Pfizer
@@holliswilliams8426 The whole series you mean? Pretty much every Resident Evil game is pretty nonsensical at times.
Jill: let me get my-
Nemesis: *allow me to introduce myself*
Hi Son Goku
That scene would have been 10 times cooler if sympathy for the devil was playing
Hi
Nemesis is that one character you want to die but want to live at the same time and fight him
Hahahahahhahahahahahaahahah
helphahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jack: "I wish that there was a barrel here"
The red barrel: wondering why it hasn't been destroyed yet
yea exactly
it was a lucky barrel, no death for it
Light it was hiding in the dark,a very smart move
@@lucariovietnam2145True, in the shadows and if you are colorblind, definitely not easy to see that it is red.
holy sh*t k k I was about to say the same thing XD
Seán: "shoot the water"
Jill: well I am 70% water so... okay
25:34 “But we need help. My soldiers cannot do this alone”
Procedes to send Jill above ground alone
She did just fine in the mansion, mostly alone
Look, his soldiers aren't the best...
Jill alone is worth like fifty soldiers
Nemesis: "STARS!"
Jill: "S.T.A.R.S. was disbanded!"
Nemesis: "Oh... Never mind. Sorry to have bothered you."
Credits roll.
Can't wait for Nemesis 2.0 but he has trouble pronouncing BSAA.
@@Yaori999 BER SAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
Directed by Robert B. Weide.
*cue Frolic by Luciano Michelini*
did anyone else see the doctor willy from mega man 23:57
Understandable. Have a nice day.
"Is this real or fake?"
Ah, what a great time to witness how good graphics have become where we cannot decipher reality from animation.
Matrix
In a way, reality is animation
Big words u spoke
@cameron holmes lol
oh no
This could've all been avoided if they just washed their hands
MoneyMations lmao
C-virus turns to zombie if you don't wash hands 🤯
broski this is going on around the same time as res e 2. the virus is in the water supply lol
😲Y...Y...You're right!!!
You guys do remember it started with the rats spreading the virus right? Thanks Hunk's team and Birkin for that mess....Mostly Birkin.
The RE4 remake series got me watching these remakes out of nostalgia from RE4
I never played or looked at the RE games but the 4 remake was a good entry point as it’s a relatively self contained story since then I’ve expanded onto most of the games which has been really fun
I wish he had done a play through of the remake to 1 too
@@rainydays9967at least he tried it, doubt he finished it tho
First minute of the game: “This pandemic has spread faster than any disease in modern history”
What a way to start this series
The Spanish flu spread faster though
COVID-19
@Sans
Fortunately the orange clown disease he seems to suffer from is not infectious
Kung Flu 😂👍
@@flawlessman125
I'm very glad you find the currently 70,000 people who have died so far from "Kung flu" so funny.
You pig
"I really wish there was a red barrel here."
He says as his gunshots illuminate the red barrel right next to him.
Same thing I was thinking
He's color blind
@@jnaahhha4451 this is true but hes red green color blind. witch means it's hard for him to tell the difference between different shades of red or green although not impossible to a point. but he can still see red and green on a general spectrum with little to no problem as far as I'm aware.
THANK YOU!!
Sean: "I wish there was a red barrel around here..." The barrel staring him straight in the face: "...Really..."
Biggest face palm in a while lol
Red barrel: "Am I a joke to you?"
Yea i was like "...." so good everytime it lit up from the gunfire haha
Cut him some slack, he's red/green colorblind lol
That's a good point, I wonder if the lighting is wrong Sean/Jack can't tell the barrel color. He sees them other times.
its official everyone, jim's got crabs
Crabs is called an STI its not something to laugh about.... its a permanent thing people live with.
@@Waggonerrr uh did I do..... exactly please explain....I was merely giving a fact about a disease which many have...including Freddy Mercury who died of AIDS a version of an STI
@@Silver_wind_1987_ crabs are just pubic lice, they’re not actually infections or diseases. They just make your crotch really itchy and they’re super easy to treat. It’s perfectly fine to joke about it
@@klevy3484 exactly
Why are people so over sensitive about jokes.
*Phone Rings*
Jill: Who is that?
Jack: *Stays in the bathroom to finish his joke*
Dr0p I just realized Jack and Jill lol
Omfg SENPAI NOTICED ME
@@dinklebottom_ 😂😂😂😂😂 Yandrae Simulator 😂😂😂😂😂 i LOVE it
oh god
when he said "atleast ya got short hair" "they cant grab it"
i just had traumatizing war flashbacks to Lee and Clementine
Scorp same I was like “ as lee and Clem would say”
Cmao same
I don't like the fact that in war, if you don't cut your hair a person could come behind you, grab your hair, and slit your throat.
Ethan Templeman I never knew that. Why do people have to shave their beards then?
Edit: shit this isn’t google
Same when I herd that I shouted LEE 🤣
"I really wish there was a red barrel somewhere." 46:23
Shoots 20 bullets next to a red barrel and looks at it about 5 times.
I was just thinking about that
Hey Harry, love your portal animations
EL-Cascador Zafar same
Dang im late xd
"this pandemic has spread faster that any disease in modern history"
covid19: its showtime
@Lethality yooo chill chill it’s a joke damn
@Lethality you are not wrong that is fuckin annoying but I’m just tryina have a good time if you wana shit on people go ahead seems like you’ve got a reason to
@@LilTyke03 amen to that
@Lethality Christ kid i see you everywhere fucking commenting on everything about their spelling or something else like can you not? He’s joking around and your just taking it so seriously like damn kid take a joke 🙄
@@reverseduwu ignore him man
"He probably shut the toilet seat on his thing again"
Sean: “I really wish there was a red barrel around here.”
Also Sean: is next to red barrel
*Red barrel* : Am I a joke to you ?
I noticed that and was like well I mean there's that 1 there
Also spoiler in comments
Okay not gonna lie I just made a very similar comment to then notice this comment
He might not have seen it because of his color blindness (and also because that area was pretty dark), btw
Edit: To be more specific (according to the "AM I COLOUR BLIND? | Colourblind Test" video), he is a mild-protan, which is a red-green color blindness. As a result, colors such as green, yellow, orange, red, and brown might look similar (to him)
Jack: "don't touch it"
1 second later
Also Jack: "poke it"
Jill: *Confused screaming*
In the SAME sentence! XD
I am the 69th like
@@alixer2890 I know right! But I think that embodies us all in that moment.
"You don't wanna become a Jill Sandwic-- Thats a greeaat ass shot."
I stg that was every you tubers reaction 😂
13:07
I'm like 420.
First time watching through and it turns out Jill is voiced by the same person who plays one of Lady Dimitrescu’s daughters and Carlos is voiced by the guy who did Chris Redfield in Village as well.
Also, Nikolai is played by Heisenberg
She also plays Elena in Resident Evil Village.
"atleast she got short hair, they cant grab it"
*having some heavy walking dead flashbacks*
Lee teaching everybody survival skills
clementine man....
Sweet pea
R.I.P Lee, the real OG
nvm i just dabbed rip lee 🥺
I feel like we are all ignoring the whole "Jack and Jill" situation here 😂
"Jack and jill went up a zombie hill and are ready to kill"
“Jack and Jill went up the hill to kill some random zombies, zombie got mad tried to kill dad but jack was too BADASS”
I feel like this deserves a heart-
@@AltFretDelete in this case Jill would've been the badass because if Jill was "dad"?
It wouldn't make sense
•[LuLu Gacha]• yeah, I ran out of rhymes 😂
jack: "i really wish there is red barrel somewhere"
red barrel: "am i a joke to you?"
Omg I get soooo annoyed when he does things like that 😤😤😤
It is very funny but he is trying his best.
Nicole Tompkins did an amazing job acting and mocaping as Jill, I’m so glad we got to see more of her in Resident Evil Village. Thank you jack for playing re3
Jack: "I wish there was a red barrel here!"
Red barrel: **Is literally right there**
OMG that pissed me off
Wes if shit like that pisses you off, i’d recommend anger management lmao
I think it's normal that it pissed him off, as long as it was just a little cringe and not actual anger
@@wes4522 then fuck off and never watch any let's play on TH-cam ever again
NaueruOu pissed of means anger, my dude. he could say it made him cringe or whatever, not pissed lmao it literally means it made him angry.
"Umbrella is a such a good name for organization in all of this."
Me: "Yeah because they like to cover up everything!!"
Stolen joke
Clever pun.
@@leandrobelizan8238 ok boomer
Everyone in the comments: Theres a red barrel right there
Sean: that's a cool green barrel
RoboRat that’s sad😂
Was Saying the same thing
you do realize he's red/green colourblind so he may not be able to see some of them
@@arbiter-pe3xg that is the joke
Guys rember jack is color blind
I really love how Jill says sorry to dead bodies whenever she moves them
Yeah! Im not a fan of this version of Jill, but her saying "Sorry" to Dead bodies just makes me like her a bit more. I dunno why, it's the small things that make me like a character a bit more
@@gayoticvampire I'm kinda new to Resident Evil, whats the difference between this one and the previous versions?
@@OneBloodyBloodGodI think its because the old version was a lot easier
@@StackedKodak Really? I was always under the impression that the older games were more difficult.
@@OneBloodyBloodGod well I mean they updated some of the difficulty on nemesis and shit like that
Jill: *tries to get out of Raccoon City to avoid the outbreak*
Jack: ThAt'S a *GREAT* aSs ShOt.
Hey, he ain't wrong
Well it is
Jack just notices the actually important things in cutscenes.
He ain't wrong that's for sure
Jack after looking a something gross: "Eww don't touch it, poke it."
Bro that funny as hell. Butt it's true don't touch poke it
Jill forgot to turn in her over due library books. That's why nemesis is so mad.
I still can't get over the fact that Jack calls it "Resy", like that's the cutest nickname for a horror game ever!
Who doesn't cal it resy?
@@bonkersconkers5434 homeless people
It's "Resi".
I thought it was Res-E
@Luka Drinic well call me a gremlin cause I always called it Reevil. °~°"
"Are all S.T.A.R.S soft?"
Wesker: Allow me to introduce myself
ShadowPurpleX RE 1 remake, remake
Also Chris: The name is Chris, Chris Redfield~
oh and Leon did damn good for a rookie too!
@@darkzada92 they *need* to remake resident evil 4...that was a fun one
@@audreyholmes9751 they will eventually
Me: Wow look at the amazing game design and graphics
Jack: That's a great ass shot
Oh right, I just remembered Jack is colorblind. XD
He's got his eyes on the prize
You changed your comment. 🧐
@@bloodmoonlps It does not say edited though, what did the first comment say?
@@Cherryster the comment used to be :
"Jack : If only there was a red barrel here.
Red barrel : am I a joke to you?"
(if you saw my first reply to the comment you'll see it made more sense then. Idk how this witch edited their comment without having it say "edited".)
25:36 "my men can't do this alone"
but jill is going to do everything entirely on her own
Other players: killing zombies and fighting nemesis
Jack: observing every movie poster he can find
I mean who wouldn’t, they got good scores.
SalGamingTV Everyone I have watched today has done that lol.
Damn I didn't know Sal quit impractical jokers to start a gaming channel
Big e
Jack: "Thank you siri for repeating everything that I just said."
Siri: (trying to tell jack that there's an apocalypse outside and he should get his assault rifle)
Siriasi
That would imply that he has an assault rifle
Yep Siri knows everything
@@officerbeans9504 Why wouldn't you think that he has an assault rifle?
Isaac Lai bc he doesn’t live in america
"Jill you wanna be my valen-Ji-Jill he's getting back up Jill"
the effort those will go through to avoid that question
37:17
“You fucking ostrich” is 100% going to be my new insult.
100th like here. Also, It definitely caught me off guard.
honestly when he started the game I was like "wait am I watching the news???"
Me too! I thought I accidentally clicked on news footage of the pandemic and people just generally going crazy for a few seconds.
lol me too
sexy ass
"I wish there was a red barrel somewhere"
Also jack: *ignores red barrel in front of him*
I was about to say the same thing. I'm just screaming "it's right fucking there!"
Why does everyone make the same comment "Jack" "also Jack" it's annoying
I know! I was mentally screaming, "It's right there, Jack, at the corner, yes, no! Don't ignore it! Are you blind?"
Great Job copying another comment
Has anyone noticed Jack's hickey???
Jack: “speed is key” is so old school
Everyone: HERESY!
What has this world become!¿!¡
XD
Hey "speed is key" is not "so old school"
anime psycho exactly
Can you actually be a heretic if you inspired the idea? :I
Can someone make an edit of sean going:
"JIM'S GOT CRABS!"
I would live for that shit
Jack's strategy with Leon and Claire: "giv me dem knees giv me dem toes"
Jack's strategy with Jill: *shot them on the head and violently stab their corpse afterwards*
😂😂
Sooooooo the Detroit strategy
@@dulizardglasses3170 lmfao
I am your 200 like
True though 🤣😂🤣 LMFAO
Non Existence shoot*
Sean when you Hurt or Damage NEMESIS when he is following you he usually drops a supply crate, it includes ammo or upgrades for your weapons so make sure if you damage him to check if there are suppy crates laying around!!! Like or comment the same thing so Sean sees this tip!!
Reminds me of the pubg mobile event hmmm...
Are there specific times though? I damage him Everytime i meet him, and it's a tossup.
@@Kingofcorrect He has to do the animation where he holds his hands in the air in pain before falling.
Kingofcorrect you have to down him, there’s a special anima to on before it just like the original RE3
When Siri repeats everything you say
Jack: "I really wish there was a red barrel somewhere"
Red Barrel in the Corner: "Am I a joke to you?"
HeiwaJiyu he’s red green colorblind he cant tell the difference between the two
@@averystark7772 yes he is red green color blind but he can tell the difference between the two the problem he has is telling different shades of red or green apart from one another so he may not be able to tell light green from a darker green side by side same goes for red but the point is he can see red and green and differentiate the two I mean with that logic he wouldn't know the other barrel's were red in the first place he probably was just so focused on the zombie he missed it
HeiwaJiyu I was trying to find this comment 😂
Same
jack: "just stop sleeping."
me: allready one step ahead of ya.
Same
*four parallel universes ahead noises*
Jack wishing there were red barrels while there's one literally right there is like watching Donkey looking for a blue flower with red thorns.
"If only I wasn't color blind!"
read the comments looking for this :)
I searched for so long for this. I paused the video in the scene just to look for it xD
I sometimes forget Jack is colorblind
Ado
Jill: Shoots herself
Me: okay game done bye
Someone's been watching the Gabbers
How many "jill: shoots herself" comments did you make????
So far I have only seen 2
Jack: at least you got shorthair they can’t grab you
Me: remembering that lee said keep that hair short 😔
RIP Lee :((
The moment he said that I remember Lee and now I'm sad
😱 rip lee
Omg he liked my comment and I love Jack I am so happy
That part where the Nemesis was chasing her down the hall with a piece of a wall was so unintentionally funny to me. I had to pause because I was cracking up.
Jack: "im gonna kick this gate down now so you know how badass I am"
**Lightly pushes open gate**
😂
Charlotte Robinson i was looking for this comment 😂
"You got bited."
"He got bittent"
-Seán 2020
151 likes and bo comments? Unacceptable. Gotta fix that roll quick otherwise your comment will loose balance and everything will fall into the endless void
Everyone: censore swearings so that youtube doesnt demonotize them
Jack: we dont do that here
TH-cam: ok
Jack:were going to ignore the law
Sees a glimpse of lazarbeam demonotization
20:11 my favorite Nemesis scene with the music and him just appearing outta the shadows!!
Jill :gets bit on her neck and leg
also Jill: "ow my stomach"
UNTALENTEDGAMER lmfao facts thats what I was thinking too
She apparently has the same brain as Leon and Claire
''killing'' nemesis drops something extra.
Jack's probably not gonna read this, but at least others will know this now.
jera ruin Oh hey you were on Marks comment section too
What does he drop? I'm usually to busy shooting my pants to try.
Isn't this only in hard mode? That's how it was in the original I think.
@@mkb_2003 nope. also on normal mode
@@blazerwitt9042 yup, thought i would leave the same massage here, just in case
“Nemesis came to my house, he didn’t even knock, he was busting through the wall, worst knock knock joke I have ever heard, But then he turned himself into a pickle, it was the funniest shit I have ever seen!”
rewatching this after jack finished re village shows how everything makes sense
The guy that voices Carlos is the same VA actor for Chris in RE8
Nobody:
My brain: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack told Jill to shoot bill so bill fell down the hill
Jack fell down and Jill laughed, so he kicked her in the tits.
After the kick Jill felt I'll and took a Viagra
Oops but Jill to the wrong pill and than a lump started to grow
@Star Shadows What a wonderful story. I shall read this to the nearby kindergarten.
Not gonna lie: Carlos and Jill could've been the most ridiculously atractive couple in videogames ever.
could've?
@@Weltte well, i mean, they are not a couple, unfortunately. But i definitely shipp them.
Marcio Couto agreed
Marcio Couto agreed
Jill and Chris
Leon and Ada (really wish it was Claire tho)
Carlos and Alice (movie)
Jill *running away from a literal Monster*
Jack: Nice ass shot
"I wonder where they got this riot footage from"
They time travelled a couple months into the future.
Jack: WHERE ARE THE RED BARRELS
Red barrel in corner: "Am i a joke to you?"
Georg Marran literally so blind
@@austenbrown9549 he is colorblind
Wolfy_Everland!i If he can see other red barrels he can see that one, you think he’s just sometimes color blind?
@@austenbrown9549 It's harder to differentiate when the setting is so dark. With the other barrels, they were out where the was a lot of lighting, but dark red made it so that his eyes didn't see the red as anything other than the background.
Adison Beck Yeah I get that,
Hearing “Real Proud Dads” again is GLORIOUS
GLORIOUS TO GREATEST COUNTRY
Me: "How could they possibly make Nemesis scarier than Mr. X?!"
Nemesis: *Catches a fucking rocket*
Me: "Well.... that'll do it."
Megashark 101 hobbit reference?
Nemesis is way worse then Mr X
We're on the same boat lmao
Mr x has a theme song that nemisis doesnt have
X gonna give it to yah.
@@rosehearttoxic1691 yeah just finished the game, never felt the same fear when having Nemesis after me compared to Mr X.
Jack " I wish there was a red barrel near by"
Also jack *standing next too red barrel*
When he said "Speed is also key but thats kinda oldschool now" i felt that
Jack: "thats a great ass shot"
Me: (rewinds so i can see it again)
Lucas Holskey, for some reason I did that too! 🤣
Lucas Holskey Same here lol
I wasn't looking at the time, heard him say it, almost gave myself whiplash looking up
I did that too😂😂
Well he's not wrong now is he?
Jack: *Does the high five intro*
Me: *Understands he doesn’t want to stick to it but smiles and appreciates that he keeps bringing to back from time to time now*
“You don’t want to be a Jill sandwich” immediately reminded of RE1
I still quote that bit every time I play an re game
Ight I have heard this so much but never understood it as I never played the first game, please explain 😂
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Jack: Jim's got crabs!
I mean, he does. It's a family recipe.
**Captain looks like he's regretting his life decisions**
Jack: Hey, eyes up here buddy
Jack: I'm being very violent today
Doom Eternal: well
That intro was by the best Resident Evil intro I've seen so far.
And also : The image that Jack looked at during the start is a picture of Annette from Re 2
Loved how nemesis was showing off his strength and ended up locking him self inside Jill apt’s building lol
Nemisis: * busts through wall*
Kool-Aid Man: HEY THAT'S MY THING GET YOUR OWN.
Mr. X did the same thing except only with his arm, cause Mr. X only needs his arm to give it to ya.
Xman is going to give it to ya
Tell that to Jack Baker
Jack: "I really wish there was a red barrel somewhere."
Red Barrel: *literally right beside him as he says that*
Red barrel: "Am I a joke to you?"
ACTUALLY, even I couldn’t see the red barrel if I hadn’t already read the comments before hand BTW. It was too dark to really see anything so it’s an easy mistake
ZoBo McGoo he’s red green colorblind he can’t tell difference between the two
Its crazy how much Jack has changed just over the last 2 years
“Then just stop sleeping. It’s easy.”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
I'll leave now.
The Edge of Sleep
Jack: “I really wish there was a red barrel around here!” *he proceeds to not notice the red barrel in front of him*
and combining green with green instead of red with green
PS i stopped watching after he done that
@@fatimasaadouni6438 well, he is colorblind. And it gets even darker on his monitor. Or maybe he's just blind
Fatima Saadouni oh no... she stopped watching, the world’s gonna end everything... jesus christ.
Fatima Saadouni, geez dude you’re easily irritated.
Jack:”Raccoon milk!”
Me: “ahhhh so this is how he’ll get his revenge on Tom Nook.............I-i mean Satan”
Is he a raccoon?
Thats the point
i really would love a dlc for this where u get to play as one of the villains for their side of the story.
i'd love to play as Nemesis
The winters DLC for village lets you play as lady D and Heisenberg in the mercenary sub game
Jack: "You know what, Nemesis came to my house, didn't even knock--just busting through the wall. Worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard. But then he turned himself into a pickle, and it was the funniest shit I've ever seen."
Me: "... What?"
henry 6820 no wonder it wasn’t funny lol
brady scott see....that that was a good one
brady scott whoa there
....?
Unrealistic.They should be hoarding toilet paper by now.
Diego Fernando Hernández Ontiveros Do you even know what a boomer is?
Jaxson Holt, A insult name referring to the 3rd age people, so I do
Diego Fernando Hernández Ontiveros i was born in 2003 dude
Diego Fernando Hernández Ontiveros Alright just making sure. I hate when people use it wrong.
@@jaxsonholt5933 it doesn't make sense anyway.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to slash a hord of zombies. Jack went down and grabbed the crown and Jill came blasting right after.
”speed is also key but that’s old now”
*me realizing it is actually old then realizing I’m old then mid mid life crisis*
Game: There is a pandemic on the rise!
Real Life: There is a pandemic on the rise!
Coincidence I think not!
I agree I feel like it's no coincidence
This real life pandemic sucks tho zombies would be better less boring lol
Hell yea resident evil vr but no vr
Oof
"I realy wish there was a red barrel right now"
Red barrel: Am I a joke to you.
I laughed so hard. He's color blind and it was so dark he couldn't differentiate between the gray ones and the red one, lol
Dang it I should have read the comments. Made the same joke
I've written it too, sorry but yours is better.
Last time I was this early, Alyx wasn’t hired by g-man
The “I wonder where they got the riot footage” is crazy to look back on