As someone who worked in radio for 5 years, I can tell you that 95% of weird calls you hear on the radio are fake. I have played several characters on air for my fellow co-workers and they tell me what to say and how to act. Calls are saved and reused by several DJ's and they even have prep sites where audio is provided for weird calls and then the on air host just fills in conversation.
Interesting. Do you mind answering a question about working in a radio station for me? I’m writing a story for dramatic writing class and most of it takes place in a radio station. What are some of the jobs there? I know that there’s a host, but I want to have a character that works more behind the scenes (like a sound guy I guess??). Thank you if you decide to respond lol
@@justasmltwngir1732 Hey absolutely I can help. Usually you have the owner (who is usually either super involved or not at all), the station manager, production director (they are who handle like all the sounders and prod), The PD (Who is in charge of individual stations), then you have the hosts usually afternoons nights and morning show host (sometimes the pd and prod director intertwine with morning show hosts and other hosts), the you have the engineers (who fix stuff), behind the scenes you have the traffic director, sales reps, the front desk attendant. That should give you a good start. Thanks for asking
LiaThePrincess fortunately it’s a nickname that no one really calls me anymore, but I when I made this account like 4 years ago I didn’t realize how my nickname and surname sounded together
Ok why is sister Angie even on the show. Sis does nothing she just says "wow" "ooooh" and "bam bam bam" like it should only be Fred hosting it cause sister Angie does absolutely nothing. Except slapping people with legal.
I think they do more then just this show, so this might be a portion where fred is more involved and there are other parts where Angie takes control?? Idk
yea i live in Chicago so i hear this shit every morning when i was heading to school. they do more stuff but this is what they do the most. the rest isn’t much. now that i think about it, Angie doesn’t really do much but idk could just be me not listening to the whole thing so don’t @ me on dat lol. don’t wanna get slapped by legal. Fred is the more fun out of the two but thats just my opinion.
For anyone that doesn’t know: Danny privated the slapped by legal video because people were still tweeting at Angie and he felt uncomfortable about it continuing the way it was
"oh grow up you're so immature for not helping me out with this drug deal. you're probably gonna wuss out on the murder i had planned for our second date"
I want this show to be real because then we get to live in a world where easily identifiable people will just openly admit to dealing cocaine on the radio.
@@jochy3666 Yeah. A "live" show like this would be risky since people would start swearing (big no-no) and you would get people hanging up all the time. But no. They stay till the end. Also i live in a different country, but a comedy radio show i adored (no longer being done, rip Pentagruel) had multiple segments but followed a top-10 type of thing that had absolutely ridiculous themes (that were actually researched). I'm only mentioning this much info because they will use music/film clips to indicate the number they're at, and once used the FUCKING GERMAN NARUTO OPENING (yes, the "Believe it" one) for number 9. Anyway they had a crank call segment sometimes and they never told them they were on the radio. I guess the laws are different. (honestly i just wanted to gush about that show lmao)
My boyfriend does this on occasion. Station will call him up and give him the premise of the character he needs to play, and he’ll stay on the line and wait for his cue and then deliver whatever weird story they ask him to. He makes a decent amount per call and it takes so little time to do that there really isn’t much of a downside to it. Shit is very fake but hey! I guess it’s entertaining
Woman:: The date went great and nothing went wrong and I can’t imagine why this great guy wouldn’t want to call me back Guy: you arrived fully naked at my front door, tried to steal and eat my hair, and when I called the police and filed a restraining order she threatened to wear my skin as a jacket so we could be together forever
The saddest part of "being slapped by legal" becoming a big inside joke is the fact that the video isn't even up anymore... so like... new gregs probably dont get the joke and they might never... rip
@@swisstorian i think (Acording to other comments on this vid) That Angie was still being tweeted about it, and Danny didn’t like that so he took it down
There is a show just like this in my area and there’s one called “roses” where they try to catch cheaters and I have literally thought the exact same thing “who would answer these random ass numbers on the first dial, this has to be fake”
@@laurenc4138 I have the iphone feature turned on now where all unknown numbers go straight to voicemail. no one under 40 is answering unknown numbers first go.
“Not ever date goes wrong because someone starts competitively eating or pooping in someone’s bed” I love how it’s worded as if competitive bed shitting is a sport
ahahahhhahaha same i would never feel comfortable doing that with someone i just met! knowing myself i would have made up some lie if i absolutely needed to go pick up in the middle of our date. but the funniest thing happened to me once... so one guy i went on a date with while i was using was named Antonio and then after our date ended i was trying to pick up but all my connects were either MIA or unavailable so i went on craigslist - as you do - and found a guy who claimed his name was "J.P" so i hit him up and he agreed to meet up with me and i get to the spot and it turned out to be Antonio lmao!!! i was like oh shit wtf. we were both incredibly weirded out but thought it was funny at the time. apparently he was using a textnow number and fake name, but uhhh he became one of my alternate plugs after that and we sort of dated for a while at the same time too. so fkn random n insane! *but ive been sober for almost 3 years now and hey im super glad youre in recovery as well! keep up the good work sugs!*
Wait, this show is still on air? Oh, wow. I didn’t know that. I barely listen to the radio nowadays. Thank goodness for that. I don’t think I can stand DJ talk anymore, unless it’s the news or weather. But, that I can get through TH-cam. Times have changed.
I live on the east coast and carpooled with two other families in high school. There is a show just like this over here with two of the LOUDEST HOSTS YOULL EVER HEAR and its exactly this. i listened to music most days but it was so loud that i still heard it and its like a nostalgic thing now which i hate!!!!!
You calling their studio line instantly spiked my social anxiety. Look at you just calling them with no hesitation, no mental plan, no written script on what to say. So bold.
Sister Angie Legal has so many lines such as “ha”, “hes a little confused”, ”bam bam bam”, and “yeah.” I completely understand why she would go on a rampage over this video. I mean, she does almost all of the talking on the show.
@@kat_123getting slapped by legal is a joke in the community because after danny posted this video angie tweeted something about him getting slapped by legal since she was looking into her legal options. he made a video about it but his fans harassed her a lot afterwards (even though he said not to) so he deleted it. You can definitely still find a reupload if you look up “Danny Gonzalez slapped by legal” :)
@@kat_123Angie went on a rant on Twitter about Danny's video and threatened to "slap him with legal" I think she meant legal reproductions but she just said legal
If I were to go and a date I would discuss who I thought killed lucious Lyon and cookie lyon on empire (show on FOX)...I wanted to be sponsor so bad... ignore this
The most unbelievable thing is that - She bought drugs on a date, then goes on the radio (knowing that details of the date would be put on air). All I know is when I.......... I mean IF I..... IF I ever did coke with some rando I wouldn't ask him to publicly talk about that experience. Wait, I wrote this comment before the poop part. The poop call is the most unbelievable part
"War of the roses" in San Diego is the worst. Person who thinks their partner is cheating on them calls in, then the radio station calls the cheater, offering them roses to send to who ever they want, but they need a name and a message for the card. When the name on the card doesn't match the person calling in, the DJs start berating the cheater. It's terrible.
What a bad premise! "Uh yeah, can I send them to Jenna? She's -" "You cheating asshole, Jenna's not your girlfriend! You're garbage!" "Jenna's my cousin, she's in the hospital with cancer and loves roses"
That's the same thing as "Ryan's Roses" in the LA area. I will say Ryan usually doesn't berate them but definitely questions after they get the "juicy info"
one time i was listing to one and the girl was like “he was literally growing weed in his apartment” and the guy was like “dude you said you wouldn’t tell anyone”
For a rotating cast, I’ll give it this: The phone people do a surprisingly decent acting job on the “Wtf is the radio calling me?!” part where they feign borderline distressed confusion
Question. Angie rarely talks on the show. In fact, she doesn’t even exist while Fred is the one talking the whole time. Why is she the one that’s upset?
THATS WHAT IVE ASKED LIKE HALF MY LIFE. I live in chicago so i hear this every morning when going to school and half the time i forget shes even there if she didnt once in a while put in her “oooo” “ahhhh” “bam bam bam” like sis really doesnt have much parts. The show shouldnt even have her name on there. She is more like a ft
I have a friend who does this as a Job. He has a contract with a radio station who call him every now and then to be a person who has an issue and calls into an Agony Aunt. My friend is given a character and scenario that he has to improv and they are ALWAYS hilariously dramatic. They're great fun to do and listen to....but definitely not real 😂
I legitimately produced this exact bit for a station in Edmonton called Second Date Update. I wrote the scripts, and we got 2 actors from an agency every week. You're not crazy, and I hated the bit.
Was it part of the job to make the scripts insanely ridiculous? It's one thing to script a bit or running gag but can't these stations be bothered to make it a tad bit more realistic?
@@pendragon3434 Yes - infact we literally did a shit the bed one. I'm not proud of it. Also the actors arent great because like, if they were they wouldn't be doing phone bits? But we constantly got asked the same questions Danny asked and we HAD to insist it was real.
@@NateBryantdamn that sounds like a really crappy job, I would start to lose faith in humanity if people were actually believing those scripts if I wrote them lmao
A version of this show plays in every state. Sometimes it's called 2nd date update, or War of the Roses, or Fiance Fridays. All the same premise. All fake. I actually read a reddit AMA of a radio host who confirmed not only are they fake but a lot of the time it's actually another radio station hosts / employees that do the calls for them
90% of the time when they do these skits on the radio, the actors are given a topic and some key points but they adlib and improv the whole thing so the reactions from the hosts are genuine. I researched these shows a few years back cause I was also curious as to why they did them this way.
Now that's a technique I don't mind because it would teach actors improv skills and to think on their feet. I wonder if they get paid. I'm not sure how I feel that they're all passed off as real, though, that seems shady in a way, but I guess nobody's getting hurt and it's entertaining so does it even matter?
@@elainagilbert7663 the problem I noticed is that they are all given a formula so after a while it gets old. Though every story isnt the same the formula is. The formula is this: A goes out with B B doesn’t call or text back A A calls radio and is like, “idk why. We hit it off so well.” Radio calls B B says “Well did A tell you what really happened on the date?” Radio: :O B will say something outrageous like A believes dragons and wizards exist, A broke into their own home, a guy pulled a gun on them and it turns out it was the best friend of A and they planned it to play hero. (Yes these instances I’ve heard) Radio then says “omg A what” A stands their ground and sees nothing wrong with what they did. B chooses whether they have second date or not. Sometimes they mix is up and give A specific character type like lazy or perky.
Yes that’s interesting. I used to listen to the show on our local radio everyday. And it always made me laugh. It was way more convincing than this I heart radio one though
I'm sure if they actually had real people on the show people would just make up an interesting story on their own and maybe they could add fake stories of their own every now and then
Did you know that once I was having a mental breakdown because my pet lizard left me for another woman. My 3 month old baby boy then came trotting up the stairs and said “Mother, I would like to formally state that that man had no right to accompany you in your property. You’re better off without him.” He’s so smart 😩❤️
You know... maybe the person that is "ghosting" is tasked to invent a story that the first person doesn't know about until they hear it, and then they have to go along with it. The audience listens to a first person talk about a nice date, then listens to a completely fabricated fact that the initial caller has to go along with, and that's actually the show. Listening to them try to piece it together and pretend like the fabricated story is in fact what happened.
I work on the radio, they're literally all made up stories and everyone involved is an actor. Most of the time they're from legitimate agencies, but one time I was asked to get a friend to call in and just go along with the script. I was super disappointed to find out that's how it works 😬
I don't think they even pretend to call them live though. It's pretty clear that they're prerecorded, although that alone certainly doesn't mean they're fake.
I love how Angie was the one who slapped him with legal, I mean I understand like its clearly shown she's the one who does all the talking, she practically runs the show with her bam bam bam and wows
My radio station actually does this legitimately and the stories are all basically “my date didn’t call me back” calls them “yeah I didn’t really connect sorry” “oh ok”
One of my local radio stations has this thing called the “Loser Line” and let me just say it is art. I think it’s real because they give a phone number on the radio for girls to give guys that they aren’t interested in or they think are creepy and the guys call and leave pathetic voicemails and they play the voicemails on air that the guys left thinking they were leaving for some girl they met.
Yeah I've heard that too but it must be a different show called the same thing cause the one I heard there is noooo way that it is real. They are along the same lines as the stuff he is talking about with this show.
There is a similar show that I listen to in my area and its called the Jubile show. One of the segments is "First date followup" which is basically "Waiting on a phone" and the other one is called "War of the Roses" where somebody's partner suspects the other partner of cheating.
Hey! I used to intern at my local KISS FM as part of my uni degree! We had this exact same show in my city and I can tell you 100% that it is absolutely scripted. I can't tell you for Chicago, but where I'm from everyone was in on it. We had contests of who could come up with the craziest stories. Most of them were exaggerated stories about first dates the producers, PAs or just anyone had. I was even an actress in one of them! It's mostly people from the station or the offices around it. But yeah, rule of thumb is that if they don't advertise a number to call them at right after the segment, it's definitely scripted and fake.
@Raychle Bernoth Same name and same show for me. Do you guys have the same theme song? I live somewhere else and I'm curious if it is in fact the exact same show.
the interesting thing is that on the show fred often refers to the “email” the person calling in sent with details about the date and the person who ghosted them, but there literally is no email to be on the show so ...
@Pax to the max you grammar corrected wrong my guy, you can end a sentence with an ellipsis. Regardless it’s a TH-cam comment, it really doesn’t matter...
Before watching the part where he said it was fake, what I thought would've happen was Danny and Laura would've like pranked the radio station with a fake story and then in the end would've been like yeah, we're actually married, got ya.
Girl: It was great, I don’t know what went wrong, really! Guy: While you were talking about the mysterious death of your 67th boyfriend you were peeling a lemon and then took a bite out of the fully peeled lemon
guy: and then you asked for the time, and i told you, and you said “oh okay” in a sad tone of voice and put the fully peeled lemon back into your bag. girl: grow up!
“Why isn’t she texting me back?”
“You literally stabbed her.”
“That’s not really a detail!”
*ugh grow up*
Carlos Acevedo 🤣🤣🤣
Not a real detail*
I know the same thing happened to me
Deez nuts
Guy:
I have no idea why she’s not calling me back
Girl:
he threw my hamster out the window and pooped on my floor
Hope
Guy: It was self-defence!
C C 😂😂😂
LMFAOO
Sad
“it’s not an important detail”
G: getting
R: slapped
E: by
G: legal
@PizzaPower Cool
getting
rslapped
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glegal
But wAiT ThaT dOEs noT sPeLL
Greg
Getting
(W)Raped in paper
Also getting slapped
Good job
G: getting
R: ratted out
E: explicitly by
G: git’s named Angie
I was mind blown for 5 secs i thought that worked
As someone who worked in radio for 5 years, I can tell you that 95% of weird calls you hear on the radio are fake. I have played several characters on air for my fellow co-workers and they tell me what to say and how to act. Calls are saved and reused by several DJ's and they even have prep sites where audio is provided for weird calls and then the on air host just fills in conversation.
Interesting. Do you mind answering a question about working in a radio station for me? I’m writing a story for dramatic writing class and most of it takes place in a radio station.
What are some of the jobs there? I know that there’s a host, but I want to have a character that works more behind the scenes (like a sound guy I guess??). Thank you if you decide to respond lol
@@justasmltwngir1732 Hey absolutely I can help. Usually you have the owner (who is usually either super involved or not at all), the station manager, production director (they are who handle like all the sounders and prod), The PD (Who is in charge of individual stations), then you have the hosts usually afternoons nights and morning show host (sometimes the pd and prod director intertwine with morning show hosts and other hosts), the you have the engineers (who fix stuff), behind the scenes you have the traffic director, sales reps, the front desk attendant. That should give you a good start. Thanks for asking
@@RunningWithTheWolvesPC thank you so very much!
@@justasmltwngir1732
How'd your dramatic writing class go?
@@blankslate-ment what im wonderin too
“Cocaine’s not even real!” _I have to call my substance abuse class professor, we’ve just made a huge breakthrough_
Jenni Tall IT ISNT REAL. IM GRINDING MY TEETH FOR COMPLETELY UNRELATED REASONS
nice name
Rare Doggo it’s really not supposed to be what it looks like, I just have an unfortunate name
Jenni Tall I’m so sorry you have to live with that name if it is true
LiaThePrincess fortunately it’s a nickname that no one really calls me anymore, but I when I made this account like 4 years ago I didn’t realize how my nickname and surname sounded together
"Why isn't he texting me back?"
"Sis, you slapped him with legal, he can't--"
"Nope."
May Vaz I wish I could like this twice
So do i
Nope
better watch out for sister angie 🙌 she isn't afraid to slap you with legal 💯💯
May Vaz Angie blocked me
Ok why is sister Angie even on the show. Sis does nothing she just says "wow" "ooooh" and "bam bam bam" like it should only be Fred hosting it cause sister Angie does absolutely nothing. Except slapping people with legal.
K
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
XD ,SLAP THEM WITH LEGAL
I think they do more then just this show, so this might be a portion where fred is more involved and there are other parts where Angie takes control?? Idk
yea i live in Chicago so i hear this shit every morning when i was heading to school. they do more stuff but this is what they do the most. the rest isn’t much. now that i think about it, Angie doesn’t really do much but idk could just be me not listening to the whole thing so don’t @ me on dat lol. don’t wanna get slapped by legal. Fred is the more fun out of the two but thats just my opinion.
For anyone that doesn’t know: Danny privated the slapped by legal video because people were still tweeting at Angie and he felt uncomfortable about it continuing the way it was
Thanks for confirming it I spent a few minutes looking for it.
Tamarah talks tv reposted
What is slapped by legal?
@@threadedsilk ty
@@threadedsilkr her tweets still there or did she delete it?
i like how angie wants to slap danny with legal but is barely part of the show
Sam eeha ikr
i noticed that, too...lol...she just interjects grunts and rude quips, "she seems confused."
amy joy “ahahaha so you bang bang 😉”- top tier copyrighted content
lEgAl iS nOt reAl. ItS sLaP hIm wiTh thE LaW. DOnT sLap DAnnY
@@sakura9959 lol. top teir, indeed.
"oh grow up you're so immature for not helping me out with this drug deal. you're probably gonna wuss out on the murder i had planned for our second date"
Your gonna miss out on the necrophilia
Ohhhh come on you probably won’t even bomb the Canada on our honeymoon
@@tenzinc1514 but Canada isn't real
Anushka Singh not after we’re done with it it won’t be
What a beautiful comment thread. ♥️
“Why aren’t you texting me back”
“You locked me in your basement”
“Yeah so we went to my house”
That's killing stalking's plot
@Ponyboy Predecessor it was a really interesting one 😶
Haha relatable am i right*starts crying*
I want this show to be real because then we get to live in a world where easily identifiable people will just openly admit to dealing cocaine on the radio.
The most unbelievable part is how they don't talk over each other. They wait until the other person finishes. It's so unrealistic
@The JJ Show with S & S You're implying they aren't all actors
Usually they would be like
Him : YOUR A B-
Her : FUCK O-
Him : I DIDN-
Her : YES YOU D-
Etc.
@@jochy3666 Yeah. A "live" show like this would be risky since people would start swearing (big no-no) and you would get people hanging up all the time. But no. They stay till the end.
Also i live in a different country, but a comedy radio show i adored (no longer being done, rip Pentagruel) had multiple segments but followed a top-10 type of thing that had absolutely ridiculous themes (that were actually researched). I'm only mentioning this much info because they will use music/film clips to indicate the number they're at, and once used the FUCKING GERMAN NARUTO OPENING (yes, the "Believe it" one) for number 9.
Anyway they had a crank call segment sometimes and they never told them they were on the radio. I guess the laws are different.
(honestly i just wanted to gush about that show lmao)
4:01
They were sometimes talking over each other
This show literally sounds like one of those fake stations shows in GTA 5 💀
brittany nicole princess robot bubblegum 😭😭
brittany nicole omg yessss lol
In GTA 5 those are parodies...
😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Actually*
My boyfriend does this on occasion. Station will call him up and give him the premise of the character he needs to play, and he’ll stay on the line and wait for his cue and then deliver whatever weird story they ask him to. He makes a decent amount per call and it takes so little time to do that there really isn’t much of a downside to it. Shit is very fake but hey! I guess it’s entertaining
That's awesome.
How do I get this job
I would like but it's 69 likes
How did he get started doing that?
how did he get that job 👀
I can't believe he called kiss FM twice and didn't make a single joke about him waiting on the phone. I'm disappointed in you Danny....
Woman:: The date went great and nothing went wrong and I can’t imagine why this great guy wouldn’t want to call me back
Guy: you arrived fully naked at my front door, tried to steal and eat my hair, and when I called the police and filed a restraining order she threatened to wear my skin as a jacket so we could be together forever
Woman: gRoW uP!
Agh cmon, you're just overreacting!
Me too
Relatable
oh grow up
caller1: everything in the date was fine
caller2: you threatened to take my bones and grind them into powder so you can snort them later
host: ooooooh
I mean, come on! That's a great way to go out.
Caller 1: ohh I thought you would be down for that my bad, we’re definitely not compatible
This is hilarious, but its a 420 likes, ive gotta respect the meme
Wait, nevermind, I'm dumb
But is there any way you’d consider going on a second date?
“Why did you ghost me?”
“You literally stabbed my dog and left”
“THATS NOT A REAL DETAIL!!!”
😭😭😭
Shamelessly Poetic oh god u sound like my dad when he's mocking ppl
Lazarus I can’t hear anything.
Where did you find that?
@Shamelessly Poetic Better start running then.
The saddest part of "being slapped by legal" becoming a big inside joke is the fact that the video isn't even up anymore... so like... new gregs probably dont get the joke and they might never... rip
whyd it get taken down vid was a banger
@@swisstorian i think (Acording to other comments on this vid) That Angie was still being tweeted about it, and Danny didn’t like that so he took it down
i cant find a reupload of it and it makes me so sad
Iceberg tingz
I'm new and lost
The most unbelivable part of this is that all the "dates" would answer the phone to an unknown number.
There is a show just like this in my area and there’s one called “roses” where they try to catch cheaters and I have literally thought the exact same thing “who would answer these random ass numbers on the first dial, this has to be fake”
@@laurenc4138 war of the roses!!!!
@@laurenc4138 I have the iphone feature turned on now where all unknown numbers go straight to voicemail. no one under 40 is answering unknown numbers first go.
Lauren C metro Detroit ish area? I hear that show sometimes and it’s entertaining yet obv fake
"I need your permission to keep talking."
"Uh....no, no thanks."
Drew: its clearly fake
Also Drew: roasts the people in the story as if it actually happened
_ luke _ drew lmao
not wrong, they are the same person
I cant tell if hes being serious
@@MatterOfFire well they have similar lives and they have similar wives
@@_luke_3908 but they are different none the less
They missed a big opportunity to call the show “Ghost Busters”...
Under 👏🏻rated👏🏻comment
laughed out loud, thank you
Daaaaamn
It’s literally the name of the one on tha station I listen to 99.7 now
If there's strange
“Not ever date goes wrong because someone starts competitively eating or pooping in someone’s bed”
I love how it’s worded as if competitive bed shitting is a sport
it should be.
I can think of at least one athlete I've Heard of.
@@robonator2945 amber heard lmao
@ediblelipscrubs9466 make a funnier one then
You better be careful with this one, Danny. Don’t wanna get slapped by legal.
lololololol
What about kicked by law
What about law by law
@@duhstyroses74 What about Lawed by law
@@Sam-oi8uh We know
Angi, sis, you’re not even on the show, you’re the sound effects.
Sister haha
Fr 😂
bAm BaM bAm
*little sister Angie*
Barely even that lol
The most unrealistic part about this whole scheme is that people answered the phone for an unknown number
Well probably because they know that if they don't answer they are gonna get slapped by legal
@@GhostAnimatesStuff Ahaha thats true
i have to cold call for my job and the amount of people who actually answer their phone is honestly astounding
OMG exactly my thought
I thought that happend on all radio shows? or it might just be where I live??
As a recovering hard drug addict, this is hilarious to me. Imagining myself going on a date and then going and picking up a baggie of heroin 💀 WHAT
ahahahhhahaha same i would never feel comfortable doing that with someone i just met! knowing myself i would have made up some lie if i absolutely needed to go pick up in the middle of our date. but the funniest thing happened to me once... so one guy i went on a date with while i was using was named Antonio and then after our date ended i was trying to pick up but all my connects were either MIA or unavailable so i went on craigslist - as you do - and found a guy who claimed his name was "J.P" so i hit him up and he agreed to meet up with me and i get to the spot and it turned out to be Antonio lmao!!! i was like oh shit wtf. we were both incredibly weirded out but thought it was funny at the time. apparently he was using a textnow number and fake name, but uhhh he became one of my alternate plugs after that and we sort of dated for a while at the same time too. so fkn random n insane!
*but ive been sober for almost 3 years now and hey im super glad youre in recovery as well! keep up the good work sugs!*
as a fellow recovering junkie, NEVER EVER DUDE
hope you're doing well :)
Congrats on your recovery dude! Keep it up, you’re worth it!
@@mor4ls47 thanks so much! I just hit five years clean a couple days ago.😊
Top Ten Pictures Taken Minutes Before Being Slapped By Legal
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Fr😭😭
Yes
On a TH-cam
😂 Yesss
"Why aren't you texting me?"
"You murdered my wife and ate my bird."
"Well... that's not really a detail..."
👍
Wait-
If he's on a date with this person how does he have a wife??
@@S3RAPH1MX a random meme: When your girlfriend is with another guy but you can't say anything because you're with your wife
Oohhhhh
“Oh grow up!”
"Why did you ghost me?"
"You were dealing me drugs, I don't do drugs"
*"big deal, grow up"*
Exactly grow up
Deez nuts
i want to like this but ironically i live in chicagoland area also and the like# at the time of me writing this is my area code
The problem is the Big Deal huh?
yeah dude, grow up and start doing drugs, the fuck
I was in Chicago recently and when I was on the way to the airport the driver and I were listening to this show. The stories were nuts.
Wait, this show is still on air? Oh, wow. I didn’t know that. I barely listen to the radio nowadays. Thank goodness for that. I don’t think I can stand DJ talk anymore, unless it’s the news or weather. But, that I can get through TH-cam. Times have changed.
I live on the east coast and carpooled with two other families in high school. There is a show just like this over here with two of the LOUDEST HOSTS YOULL EVER HEAR and its exactly this. i listened to music most days but it was so loud that i still heard it and its like a nostalgic thing now which i hate!!!!!
@@f1zz-k1d89 Philly? That's what this reminds me of.
You calling their studio line instantly spiked my social anxiety. Look at you just calling them with no hesitation, no mental plan, no written script on what to say. So bold.
Fucking same, like you're just gonna call someone??? When your call might go over the radio?????? And not worry???????? The FUCK
This is EXACTLY what i was thinking while i was watching that part of the video omg
Glad I'm not the only one haha
MOOD
Jessica Olesky Same, I was like “Wow I wish I could do that. I’m proud of you, Danny, you’re such an adult” 😂
If Fred and Angie didn't know the show was fake that'd be hilarious
Lmao
Lol
It's like bolt
@@bellyjelly0812
I remember that movie 😭😭😭
@@bellyjelly0812 Or The Truman Show
Sister Angie Legal has so many lines such as “ha”, “hes a little confused”, ”bam bam bam”, and “yeah.” I completely understand why she would go on a rampage over this video. I mean, she does almost all of the talking on the show.
Honestly, sis needs to just be more chill.
Ivy G, yeah, sister Angie was a little to mad over a video. (*。_。)
Don't forget "Bam bam bam!"
@@hayamakaily9059
Reminds me of 'reeed bam ba bam bam' from radio rebel LOL
*little sister Angie*
Ironic that it's called "Waiting By The Phone" and yet they seemingly refused to answer Danny's phone call LMAO
“Cocaines not even real”
Class A drug dealers: *yes*
🤧
*yes*
*yes*
Tell Pablo Escabar that
Yeahh it’s like there one second then I take a deep breath and suddenly it’s gone!!
*rubs nose*
In reality, if somebody called you and said “your on the radio”, 90% of people would say wtf and hangup 😂
Hey m8 WRONG YOUR
IT'S YOU'RE
The Cool Axolotl Logan WHY ARE YOU YELLING
@@mothdoc1909 WHY NOT
Moth Doc NOBODY SHOULD BE YELLING
BelieveInMatter WHATTT I would not hang up at all 😂😂😂 then I would be so curious forever about what was about to happened
This guy literally sounds like every talk show host on the radio
Madison Yates ikr especially his laugh tho
Right! I'd swear that they all have to go to a 'radio host school' so they can all sound identical.
Madison Yates
Every talk show host on the radio literally sounds like this guy
shh they don't want you to know that they are manufactured in a factory
@@retardwithfas3745 Can confirm. 2 semesters into a comms degree and I'm into the Patrick Swayze phase.
Fun Fact: 'Waiting By The Phone' is now on 'The Fred Show'... So, Angi is gone. I hope she wasn't slapped by legal :/
Wait can you explain this to me please 😭 I keep seeing people saying this and I am confused because I feel like I missed a joke somewhere
@@kat_123getting slapped by legal is a joke in the community because after danny posted this video angie tweeted something about him getting slapped by legal since she was looking into her legal options. he made a video about it but his fans harassed her a lot afterwards (even though he said not to) so he deleted it. You can definitely still find a reupload if you look up “Danny Gonzalez slapped by legal” :)
@@kat_123Angie went on a rant on Twitter about Danny's video and threatened to "slap him with legal"
I think she meant legal reproductions but she just said legal
@@unoriginalquote8132 thanks!
Me: doing line of coke off the kitchen counter
Mom: "wtf are you doing?"
Me: "It's ok, Danny said it's not real"
Isaac Morrison Yeah, Danny DeVito has some true words.
I’m like 420 whoo!
"soooo why did the date not go well?"
'He was putting a gun to my head screaming that I was not GREG '😰
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@@-Manky wait they died
@@aniyaford2204 9months From now yes lucious get shot cookie gets bomed we don't know who did it
Danny, love the set up, but it would be 100% more professional if you added “it ain’t easy bein’ wheezy” under the photo of you and your inhaler.
Mady LIKE SO GE CAN SEE LMAO
Mady I love that. I extremely love that hahahaha
I love and need that in my life
Mady
YES
lmfao i literally have a sticker that says that on my inhaler
The most unbelievable thing is that - She bought drugs on a date, then goes on the radio (knowing that details of the date would be put on air). All I know is when I.......... I mean IF I..... IF I ever did coke with some rando I wouldn't ask him to publicly talk about that experience. Wait, I wrote this comment before the poop part. The poop call is the most unbelievable part
“i never pick up unknown numbers.. no one does” and that’s why they didn’t pick up your call DANNY
Ashaxiccated th... thats the joke-
Emma Mojtahed you didn’t have to stutter
Ashaxiccated r/wooosh
I misread and saw DADDY I was so confused
@@mnistlaz9820 Why would you be confused? Danny is Daddy!
Guy: the date was amazing idk why she hasn't responded?!!!
Girl: *he ate my grandmas ashes*
kermit_san_ 420 he snorted it
Guy: Oh, *grow up*
@@higfatforever4503 you're being overdramatic! You weren't eating them so why can't I?
*I thought it was just sugar!*
*You’re making it seem like I did something wrong*
I feel bad for Fred. He seems to have charisma and a good voice and he’s just stuck with Angie, the 25 year old sis who wants to slap a kid with legal
(hurt danny voice) "i'm 25"
She’s definitely not 25 lol
Yeah she said she worked at radio for 25 years so the youngest she could feasibly be is like 40
Angie’s a boomer for sure.
Sis angi is a boomer
"War of the roses" in San Diego is the worst. Person who thinks their partner is cheating on them calls in, then the radio station calls the cheater, offering them roses to send to who ever they want, but they need a name and a message for the card. When the name on the card doesn't match the person calling in, the DJs start berating the cheater. It's terrible.
What a bad premise!
"Uh yeah, can I send them to Jenna? She's -"
"You cheating asshole, Jenna's not your girlfriend! You're garbage!"
"Jenna's my cousin, she's in the hospital with cancer and loves roses"
That's the same thing as "Ryan's Roses" in the LA area. I will say Ryan usually doesn't berate them but definitely questions after they get the "juicy info"
we had war of the roses here in ontario, too
Same here in CT. It's been a bit since I listened to an episode but it was always entertaining
we have war of the roses where i live on the east coast
The fact he didn’t put like a mirror or something when Greg was on just feels like such a big missed opportunity
Danny Gonzalez I’m just sayin’ that his name is Danny and not Greg and Greg is his fanbase and we shall all respect that. If not, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
@@TheFatboyz1 the mirror would be shown to the viewer, ie the fan base.
@@lincdie1245 exactly. he calls all his viewers greg.....
Yassin Habiballah: Exactly...
lost boi yeah that’s like the whole point
“You don’t book a date at the same time as a drug deal”
What if you’re dating the dealer?
Will_ Scarborough or trying to make your dealer jealous 👀
then TARDIS summons thanos, who takes the dealer outta there
dont bring your work home
Conflict of interest
No romance in the workplace
one time i was listing to one and the girl was like “he was literally growing weed in his apartment” and the guy was like “dude you said you wouldn’t tell anyone”
You really have to be lame as hell to see a dude growing weed and be like "HELL NO! FREE WEED SOUNDS AWFUL!" 😂
Also poor guy 😬😭
I mean if he was Dutch it wouldn't even be note worthy.
@@lilmissemi didn't we just spend 20 minutes establishing it's fake?
Emi M ..wtf??
For a rotating cast, I’ll give it this:
The phone people do a surprisingly decent acting job on the “Wtf is the radio calling me?!” part where they feign borderline distressed confusion
Liked this just for using the word feign
So basically.
Danny got ghosted by the radio that hosts a show for ghosted people.
He's still waiting to be slapped by legal
w o a h
pretty B
Legal: *slap*
lmao i guess so huh
@Damain Keil oh DAMN that was good
lol i needed that thanks
I ran into Legal earlier today, he seems like a pretty nice guy. I don’t know what you did to make Legal want to slap you.
Maybe you should try getting on this show. I've heard you have problems getting second dates
This deserves more likes 😂😂
KIRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-
Kira you should go and tell them about your dates with hands! That would be pretty
Didn't legal died from Killer queen
if only he knew, legal is coming
The motto of House Greg
Papa Pine he’s not ready for this slap
don't know about you guys but I'm pretty scared
Lol
And legal is ready to slap
caller 1: the date was perfect and nothing weird happened
caller 2: you literally committed arson
when did i watch this video
@@IKEA_SSBa year ago
@gv2807 i dont know when i watched this video or when i said this or who you are but okay
@gv2807 did you get the oreos
dude they literally left danny waiting by his phone
w
I-
X
Wix
lol this is drew goodan not danny xd they do be looking similar tho
Question. Angie rarely talks on the show. In fact, she doesn’t even exist while Fred is the one talking the whole time. Why is she the one that’s upset?
THATS WHAT IVE ASKED LIKE HALF MY LIFE. I live in chicago so i hear this every morning when going to school and half the time i forget shes even there if she didnt once in a while put in her “oooo” “ahhhh” “bam bam bam” like sis really doesnt have much parts. The show shouldnt even have her name on there. She is more like a ft
hnnykoo lmao she’s probably salty about that and has found a reason to lash out
cos shes one of those types of people who gets mad for the other person even tho they should just fuck off
Sophia yessss
Cuz fred doesn't suck
I have a friend who does this as a Job. He has a contract with a radio station who call him every now and then to be a person who has an issue and calls into an Agony Aunt. My friend is given a character and scenario that he has to improv and they are ALWAYS hilariously dramatic. They're great fun to do and listen to....but definitely not real 😂
How do you acquire this type of job, sounds like a good time
BFES Productions Fr can I do that
@@lifeoftalise4390 i wanna do that seems easy and fun but knowing my ass i'd laugh every 3 seconds
@@ev4n_scence Me too. I'd be wheezing for air before I even started the sentence 😂
@@therealslimshitty5186 Our whole lives we've been thought that lieing is bad. Now people are making a living out of it.
it is so ironic that im watching this the literal day after Matthew Perry passed away. r.i.p to him
I legitimately produced this exact bit for a station in Edmonton called Second Date Update. I wrote the scripts, and we got 2 actors from an agency every week. You're not crazy, and I hated the bit.
Was it part of the job to make the scripts insanely ridiculous? It's one thing to script a bit or running gag but can't these stations be bothered to make it a tad bit more realistic?
@@pendragon3434 Yes - infact we literally did a shit the bed one. I'm not proud of it. Also the actors arent great because like, if they were they wouldn't be doing phone bits? But we constantly got asked the same questions Danny asked and we HAD to insist it was real.
@@pendragon3434 i live in iowa and theres a radio show that does the same thing with the same name lmao
Yeah we have the same exact show in Massachusetts. It's also called "Second Date Update" and it's most definitely fake.
@@NateBryantdamn that sounds like a really crappy job, I would start to lose faith in humanity if people were actually believing those scripts if I wrote them lmao
Angie isn’t real she’s just a Twitter bot and recording of a couple of sound effects
And her automatic response to 'sis' or 'sister' is slapped by legal
You’ll have to edit out her name, or you’ll get slapped by legal...
exactly
Gucci Peppa Pig!!!!! I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND GUCCI SUSIE SHEEP
Legal is her stand and it’s ability is to slap people
4:13 “You know what? Grow Up.”
5 year old drug dealers: **sweats profusely**
is that riverdale?
Carol Koski no drug dealing was exclusively season 2-3 😂
A version of this show plays in every state. Sometimes it's called 2nd date update, or War of the Roses, or Fiance Fridays. All the same premise. All fake.
I actually read a reddit AMA of a radio host who confirmed not only are they fake but a lot of the time it's actually another radio station hosts / employees that do the calls for them
WHAT. DONT RUIN MY LIFE LIKE THIS
90% of the time when they do these skits on the radio, the actors are given a topic and some key points but they adlib and improv the whole thing so the reactions from the hosts are genuine. I researched these shows a few years back cause I was also curious as to why they did them this way.
that's actually really cool
That would be a cool way for actors to practice improv
Now that's a technique I don't mind because it would teach actors improv skills and to think on their feet. I wonder if they get paid. I'm not sure how I feel that they're all passed off as real, though, that seems shady in a way, but I guess nobody's getting hurt and it's entertaining so does it even matter?
@@elainagilbert7663 the problem I noticed is that they are all given a formula so after a while it gets old. Though every story isnt the same the formula is. The formula is this:
A goes out with B
B doesn’t call or text back A
A calls radio and is like, “idk why. We hit it off so well.”
Radio calls B
B says “Well did A tell you what really happened on the date?”
Radio: :O
B will say something outrageous like A believes dragons and wizards exist, A broke into their own home, a guy pulled a gun on them and it turns out it was the best friend of A and they planned it to play hero. (Yes these instances I’ve heard)
Radio then says “omg A what”
A stands their ground and sees nothing wrong with what they did.
B chooses whether they have second date or not.
Sometimes they mix is up and give A specific character type like lazy or perky.
Yes that’s interesting. I used to listen to the show on our local radio everyday. And it always made me laugh. It was way more convincing than this I heart radio one though
Guy: The date went completely normal
Girl: He ate my cats and pushed my grandma out the window
Plot twist: Danny wants to be on Waiting By The Phone because Drew is ghosting him
how could Drew ghost himself
If they are truly the same person... We could say that Danny is in fact........
Danny Phantom...
Hailey S and drew is ghosting him because
Mr gonzalez is pregnant.
I agree
Hailey S you can’t ghost yourself silly
I'm sure if they actually had real people on the show people would just make up an interesting story on their own and maybe they could add fake stories of their own every now and then
Guy: do you give me permission to keep talking?
Mathew: no
The end.
Friends fans be like:OH SHIT-
Finn the human it’s crazy cause my name is allison and my exes name is mathew 😭
allison guerra k
@@gacha_nora278 I've never heard anyone say no on these shows, but they're pre-recorded. I'm not saying that they're real, I'm just pointing that out.
@@flamingogh_ wut
What a hilarious, fun, lighthearted video! This certainly won’t end in anyone getting slapped by legal!
I didn't realize that KISS FM was a whole franchise! I thought we had the only one!
J.J. McCullough sameee lol
107.9 Kiss 108 Boston. Saw my first concert through them. TLC and Boys II Men. "Matty in the Morning" is our main guy btw
Hi random famous youtuber
Why do you say aboot and not about
It's in the UK too
"Cocaine isn't even real." -Danny
I'm telling that to the police and hopefully they buy it.
Brian Ford buy your cocaine? But it isn’t even real, that’s a hard sell
The police? You know that they aren't real either right? Silly greg
They won't buy it it's illegal
The police doesn't even exist
XD
"Cocaine isn't even real" is what someone who has just taken cocaine says to the policeman who just caught them
So true
i’ve never read truer words
The fact that nobody except for the few that saw the deleted video will know what I mean when I say, Danny definitely didn't get slapped by legal
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
Legal bout to give him smac
Lol
Skep
I watched this video but now I can't find it. What was the name?
lol
@@lydiastubbs4762 Huh, weird. I tried to find it, but i think it was taken down? It was called "Getting slapped by legal"
"mOM, I want a SIS"
"We have sis at home"
Sis at home:
Justin Nowaczynski wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEpBrO
@CRZ 1021 Nope 😘
@CRZ 1021 Oh thought you would get that joke
@@digitalson_hebunnybee1129 i do but its kinda lost on yall so idc
Please the replies to the quotes from the Angie,,,,,,, 💔💔
Who else is watching before Angie slaps Danny with Legal?
mee
Me :)
lmao mee
Before? I wish
me
The fact you actually called them makes my social anxiety go higher
I swear every time I see youtubers call anyone or go on Omegle or sth I can't watch it because I get so stressed out-
So it’s basically if people went on radio to give those “and everyone stood up and clapped” stories
basically the r/thathappened stories
Did you know that once I was having a mental breakdown because my pet lizard left me for another woman. My 3 month old baby boy then came trotting up the stairs and said “Mother, I would like to formally state that that man had no right to accompany you in your property. You’re better off without him.” He’s so smart 😩❤️
@@barackobama1381 I actually did know that. I was there don't you remember? Basically everyone started cheering and stuff when it happened, so brave.
@@tarakeels5483 Thats not true, i was the one who didn't clap!
Another Faceless Name shoot you’re right
You know... maybe the person that is "ghosting" is tasked to invent a story that the first person doesn't know about until they hear it, and then they have to go along with it. The audience listens to a first person talk about a nice date, then listens to a completely fabricated fact that the initial caller has to go along with, and that's actually the show. Listening to them try to piece it together and pretend like the fabricated story is in fact what happened.
That's really smart and actually makes me enjoy this a lot more lol
That or the whole thing is scripted. Pretty sure they’re just radio skits lol
Classic improv! But somehow *WORSE!*
That’d be so much better. Like a game on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I work on the radio, they're literally all made up stories and everyone involved is an actor. Most of the time they're from legitimate agencies, but one time I was asked to get a friend to call in and just go along with the script. I was super disappointed to find out that's how it works 😬
Love how the woman says he "shit" the bed and they managed to bleep her on live radio smh
it’s just a coincidence they bleep randomly hoping there is a no no word
Most live content is broadcasted with a delay so that people can censor anything inappropriate.
I don't think they even pretend to call them live though. It's pretty clear that they're prerecorded, although that alone certainly doesn't mean they're fake.
Erik Rohr yeah it’s usually “live” reactions which are prerecorded and put in a time slot. Some are real and that’s how they do it.
You better stop sayin stuff like that or you'll get slapped by legal
Crazy watching this after all of those second date update videos are on my feed
I love how Angie was the one who slapped him with legal, I mean I understand like its clearly shown she's the one who does all the talking, she practically runs the show with her bam bam bam and wows
Sis
pretty B what
Ita Gallaher Angie is sis / sister
yeah the show could never operate without her
Do you have a link to the video of Danny reacting to that? I’m either stupid as heck or it’s impossible to find. I’ve been wanting to go back to it
You actually made a mistake, the show’s host’s name isn’t actually Angie, it’s legal.
I thought it was sis.
@@thomasdatoneboi405 its definitely sis
itsjustjenny xx But then who’s gonna come slap him?
@@yersiniapestis5237 her sister. Her Name is legal
GONNA GET SLAPPED BY LEGAL
I REALLY wanted Danny to get in touch with this (fake) show and call either Drew or Laura...
Omg this would have been amazing
SAME
Drew is him
Laura? When did Danny's wife start ghosting him?
PLEASE
2:32 is so weird to see after matthew perry died
Danny: "this show airs at like 9am, so presumably these people are..."
Me: sleeping
Danny: "at work"
Me: oh
Why is this so funny to me
Jack Grunst me too
that’s literally what i thought 🤠
@Adolf Hitler I mean, I'm usually asleep at 9am, because I work the night shift at my job, which is a responsibility.
@Adolf Hitler so what?
G: getting
R: ratted out
E: explicitly by
G: git’s named Angie
S: sorry, *sister* angie
Ky -
S should be for Slap (by legal)
Ky -
“git”
*little sister Angie*
*Get slapped by legal*
@@shawtyswildin git slapped by legal
greg
I listen to Kiss FM daily and Angi so unnoticeable i didn't even know she was on the radio until i watched this.
Roasted
Roasted
Roasted
Roasted
Roasted
My radio station actually does this legitimately and the stories are all basically “my date didn’t call me back” calls them “yeah I didn’t really connect sorry” “oh ok”
she's just jealous because she can't post her own content on a TH-cam
jamie that and Danny’s show is funnier and more popular than hers
uhh like at least 12
meakinfat nah, there’s only one, Drew Goode- I mean, Danny Gonzalez
oh, yes...you’re right. my mistake. but don’t you mean Drewny Goodzalez? funny guy.
meakinfat yeah! Really cool guy
One of my local radio stations has this thing called the “Loser Line” and let me just say it is art. I think it’s real because they give a phone number on the radio for girls to give guys that they aren’t interested in or they think are creepy and the guys call and leave pathetic voicemails and they play the voicemails on air that the guys left thinking they were leaving for some girl they met.
I love that radio channel!! That's one of my favorite segments!
yooo i've heard that too it's amazing
Yeah I've heard that too but it must be a different show called the same thing cause the one I heard there is noooo way that it is real. They are along the same lines as the stuff he is talking about with this show.
Is it from Brooke and Jubal?
@@lg5539 lol I hate them. Their version of the second date thing is soooooo fake its physically painful to listen to
If this was real, how sad do you have to be to call up a radio station to ask why someone ghosted you... Live
For real! Think higher of yourself and move on
“we went on one date and he never texted me back, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED.”
There is a similar show that I listen to in my area and its called the Jubile show. One of the segments is "First date followup" which is basically "Waiting on a phone" and the other one is called "War of the Roses" where somebody's partner suspects the other partner of cheating.
Hey! I used to intern at my local KISS FM as part of my uni degree! We had this exact same show in my city and I can tell you 100% that it is absolutely scripted. I can't tell you for Chicago, but where I'm from everyone was in on it. We had contests of who could come up with the craziest stories. Most of them were exaggerated stories about first dates the producers, PAs or just anyone had. I was even an actress in one of them! It's mostly people from the station or the offices around it. But yeah, rule of thumb is that if they don't advertise a number to call them at right after the segment, it's definitely scripted and fake.
Raychle Bernoth wgich station in MA?
@Raychle Bernoth Same name and same show for me. Do you guys have the same theme song? I live somewhere else and I'm curious if it is in fact the exact same show.
Honestly dying to know how to get the job of "playing fake characters on the radio" lmao.
the interesting thing is that on the show fred often refers to the “email” the person calling in sent with details about the date and the person who ghosted them, but there literally is no email to be on the show so ...
i hate to be that person, but i literally cant read this sentence because it never ends
@@pax5655 dont grammar correct dude
@Pax to the max you grammar corrected wrong my guy, you can end a sentence with an ellipsis. Regardless it’s a TH-cam comment, it really doesn’t matter...
Adam De Salle They’re saying it’s a run-on sentence, I’m pretty sure.
Pax to the max i’m really sorry you can’t read. Do you want me to read it to you?
“Let’s hear Elizabeth’s side of things”
*queen Elizabeth shows up *
*WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED...*
Before watching the part where he said it was fake, what I thought would've happen was Danny and Laura would've like pranked the radio station with a fake story and then in the end would've been like yeah, we're actually married, got ya.
Last week, my girlfriend told me she “was truly Greg.” Let’s just say she’s no longer my girlfriend. She’s my fiancé.
have you married her yet? because if no, GET ON THAT SHIT
they had us on the first half not gonna lie
Michael M haha
you had us on the first half I'm not gonna lie
@Nonesense Speaker i would already be on the honeymoon by now
Girl: It was great, I don’t know what went wrong, really!
Guy: While you were talking about the mysterious death of your 67th boyfriend you were peeling a lemon and then took a bite out of the fully peeled lemon
Olivia Paulk peeling lemons is for losers. I prefer to just bite straight into them peel and all
guy: and then you asked for the time, and i told you, and you said “oh okay” in a sad tone of voice and put the fully peeled lemon back into your bag.
girl: grow up!
enby rights
nice NB flag pfp. we stan
Sol ☺️