@@nocturnaln Grace? Well written character? Joke? I wanted to kill her first time i met her and she did not get better as the story progressed. And these two sister brats are a pinnacle of shitcake their writers baked in a past couple years.
Doom Maker some do. They just mature out of it at 16 or become horribly dislikeable annoying human beings. Not the sort you should be making mane characters to carry a story.
Seems like it was written by someone who wanted stereotype lesbians who act like men to be strong independent women kicking Nazi ass and didn't really give too much of a fuck about how awful it would turnout.
Bethesda must be patting themselves on the back with the whole “Con-Man becomes President of the Reich and builds walls around its border to cement the city” part of the plot. Yeah...like we totally don’t know what *that’s* alluding to. Oh SJW’s, you don’t know how to make games or write stories at all, jack shit is what you make and is what you’ll get in return.
Is not strategic to build a wall in the european empire, especially when is at the side of your country. They could escalate well this game putting a new commander and giving a look onto the new fuhrer, after the dead of hitler, giving someone terrifying like a new darth vader, but they make a trump allegory, why they insist in this stupid narrative,. Seems like trump in rotting inside their fricking minds 'cause they cannot think beyong that
It boggles the mind when you realize that the devs had to actually work harder to make the game as bad as it is. It takes more labor to make unlikeable characters vs a generic mute. It takes more effort to strap RPG-like mechanics onto a shooter that didn't have them. It took more effort to make this game suck than it would have taken to make it decent.
Yeah, it's born from the misconception that effort equals quality. It takes experience to realize and act on the fact that sometimes, less is more, and results in a better product. Bethesda in particular seems to never have gotten that memo, though.
@@GeraltofRivia22 wtf are you talking about? The only microtransactions in the game are cosmetic bullshit suit skins that only one other person can see.
@@Mueslinator it's the Pareto Principle. I've spent enough time working for and running small businesses to know that it's a natural law. This is why you see people wanting a return to "AA" games and why people love indies. Those devs have to work on the Pareto Principle because they don't have the resources to piss away on doing dumb shit. It amazes me because we're now at a point where we can cut payroll and actually get a better product as a result.
Hey kids, ever wanted to play Wolfenstein with the human equivalent of Jar Jar Binks and L3-37 as the main characters? No, well apparently Bethesta thought someone did, and us gamers have to suffer for it. Edit: In retrospect, Mudflap and Skids from Bayformers revenge of the fallen is a more accurate comparison, it's just that being a Star Wars fan, Jar Jar was the first annoying comic relief to come to mind.
Wait, Jar Jar Binks is an alien. And the first difference you could think of was his... gender? “The female equivalent of Jar Jar Binks”. I am confusion.
pretty much rage 2 was awful, I personally was not big fan of Wolfstien 2 i felt there was to much story, cringe and not enough action plus the ending gah
The gaming industry is fine, there are great games to play this year. Fire emblem 3 houses, monster hunter iceborne and Indies like bloodstained are saving this year.
Is it just me, or are there a lot of writers in the games industry right now trying to force "quirky" characters? I mean, look at just about everyone in ME: Andromeda.
Yup, is all Forced agenda too. Big developers think they have to shoehorn all those topics to stay on the good side of of the Legacy media and Silicon Valley so they dont De-platform them.
@TheStonePitbull Indeed. Not even trying to offend but the way of talking of that people sounds like they are insuferable douchebags and mentally challenged at the same time. Like, they have zero self awareness of how ridiculous and annoying they sound and they have the nerve to have rock bottom shit attitude like they are some tough shit.
It all has to do with appealing to fucking kids. Everything in the entertainment industry want to appeal to kids and their fortnite/Disney likings for the simple reason that kids will always have money (daddy) to pay for the garbage they release and their micro transactions
Stormer248 dude as long as kids with their daddy’s wallet buying microshit then companies will keep releasing that kind of games because this is where the money is
Reviews in 2010: "The character were soooo badly written." Reviews in 2019: "It's not that they were women. " The characters were badly written. It has nothing to do with gender!" If BJ had been written like this you wouldn't have had to self censor about it. Why do it with these characters?
Isn't it obvious. They identify as men and therefore can't just critize a game with female lead characters because of the patriarchy and sexist believes. The point has to be made at first that it has nothing to do with gender or all your points are basicly invalid. It's 2019 afterall.
@@mauricesuffokation1995 yeah I love this excuse it's today's industry safety parachute. If it's good : see powerful women can do it better" if it flops:" You're all just misogynistic pigs, tsk tsk men!" You can't lose if you throw a tamper tantrum ether way...
This wasn’t a spin-off attempt like Far Cry: New Dawn was to FC 5, this was a long shot at seeing whether they could make “World of Wolfenstein” like they did with Fallout 76 and ESO. They wanted to test an online component that could wrangle more *recurrent user spending* by having a load of generic quests. Honestly, you’re lucky this game even _has_ NPCs.
I'd rather have a Beavis & Butt-Head mod for a co-op game, or a genuine co-op Beavis & Butt-Head game than this drivel... Also it's insulting to America's favourite stupid metalheads (at least they used to be).
@Suicide Booth The Beavis and Butt-Head games on SNES/Genesis were co-op, but terrible. I guess the game'd be a sandbox-type where you screw around Highland high, with some shananigans like in Virtual Stupidity.
@@redlightgaming6444 I am very excited for Cyberpunk 2077 and I am definitely getting it from GOG so CD Projekt Red gets the money for their hard work. That being said, Pre-ordering was a mechanism used to make sure a physical copy of the game was reserved in the event it would be sold out on release. Now (99% of the time) it's used for suckering people in with "bonuses" to draw in the sales. I may well make an exception with Cyberpunk (for a physical copy) and I trust CD Projekt Red, but I really don't see a good reason to. Being as it's a digital release on GOG, it will still be there day one.
"How did they get this so wrong?" Isn't that what usually happens when a franchise does well? How is this even a legit question now a days? Franchise does well. Big publishers initiates cash grab tactics. Rinse and repeat.
legit the story & dialogues in this game kinda written by unfunny adult with 13 years old mind trying to be cool & popular. idk wtf happened to Machinegame & Arkane studios, but they're clearly didn't want to make this game.
For real. Arkane made Dishonored which was a pretty good game back in 2011. Even Dishonored 2 with its poorly developed characters and shallow story was a fairly enjoyable game. This though... Hahaha
Deathshead created all the tech they used to win the war and achieve world conquest and killing him in the end of New Order was supposed to cripple the regime, no other leaders of his level of authority were ever shown, then somehow Frau Engel gets promoted despite her failures in the first game. Who is in charge after she's gone? I didn't actually finish New Colossus because I got bored having to always stealth around hard to see guards or having the officers trigger alarms and summon tons of reinforcement while I'm struggling to preserve my armour due to having a health cap of 50%
mightymegatron That game is developed by Id Software who are not woke dumbasses. Bethesda is just the publisher. Doom Eternal will be sick as fuck, probably even more so than Doom 2016.
@Jacob Newman That tracks. Fallout 76 was TLJ of Fallout games. The same goes for Blades and Diablo Immortal. I think Bethesda secretly hired Rain Johnson to oversee all their franchises.
It's like the sarcasm is lost on you people... the joke is the extremes. No, it's not woke. And no, disliking it doesn't make you an alt right troll... jesus.
This game is a joke. I'm a completionist, but played this one in coop with my friend and we finished the game in 6 hours on very hard. Because we couldn't find us wanting to do any more side missions on the same maps. And the weapon swapping is soooo annoying. In Doom 2016 weapon swapping was fun...fast. Here, it is sooo fucking slow. And i'm sure, just because they had to add skills to the table, and without any creativity, they decided: "hey let's lower the weapon swap speed so we can add a skill to the table to increase speed"
It amazing how those SJWs with attack you for criticizing a badly created female character yet they have never heard of good characters like Aloy or Senua.
@@Trapsarentgay133 without bonuses to 2077's preorder, I see no reason to b hyped or interested yet: entirely thanks to them bringing out the pulsating red flag of the 'let's throw in a celebrity face to amp up hype' standard diversion tactic
I hated The New Collosus and felt like it killed all the good will The New Order built up for me, so hearing how Youngblood didn't even impress you is telling to me
If seeing a genderbend of Beavis&Butthead but unfunny and Bad written replacing B.J. Blazkowicz as protagonist of Wolfenstein doesn't tell you a game is the worst garbage ever I dont know what it does.
"Was called a mysogynistic nazi for not liking Wokestein" New to this alt right thing huh? Welcome to the club, you'll have to stand, I'm afraid, its a bit crowded here. Most of us got here due to unsanctioned opinion on the Last Jedi.
Im still hung up on Nazis being nice to KKK in TNC. The Nazis hated the KKK so much they had a propoganga campaign on them. And me pointing that out as an immersion breaker got me hate, as if I was defending anyone
Why can't AAA developers code proper AI any more. Republic Commando, Band of Brothers and Fear and so many others had excellent AI. It has just gone backwards in exchange for "better" Graphics.
If I had to guess. Programmers are less valued by AAA publishers than graphics artists. Thus during budget cuts they get laid off first leading to an industry where no one sticks around long enough to pass down knowledge of those improvements made 15 years ago.
I really wish developers would realize that not every protagonist has to be some too cool for school discount marvel character who has to crack a joke every other sentence. A morally gray character (amazingly can be a man or woman!), shit even a strictly morally good character can work, but for the love of God, stop making every fucking protagonist the same exact person in a different skin, they want to complain about skin color and gender diversity, meanwhile every protagonist regardless of color or gender are the same exact dumbass who has to make jokes about everything because God forbid we get a character that makes us think
@Ebisu If you've got a better solution then fix it wisecrack. I don't want to hear any defense of any kind for the radical Left, especially when they have proven to be far more violent and destructive than any complaining man-child on the internet. Everyone has to pick a side now, there is no middle ground anymore because the line has been drawn. I wish we could go back to the more simpler times but that is clearly over now.
New Order and Old Blood were great, but New Colossus was mind-numbing. It‘s just room after room of the same five enemies in incredibly similar environments, and it overstays its welcome shortly after the halfway mark. No amount of kooky cinematics can fix that heap.
Being siblings doesn't mean you never annoy or frustrate one another, it means you can do that, but look past the times as you're still siblings and are inseparable. That's what this game refuses to understand.
I suffered through this Wokestine shit just to see the player streaming it to have a total mental meltdown how bad it was. I was honestly surprised that he even finished it, even in co-op because it was the pre-release version that kinda worked in co-op. It spammed some good memes like -You would do the Brother II tower. You would return and every npc would send you there again and again for another 3 hours.
@@jeremyzak654 then why is EAs stock donw so much? good games make far more money then cash grabs; its why you dont see from software and cd prodjekt red on the ropes
I just find it hard to believe the mostly stone-cold-serious BJ and Anna managed to raise two teenage daughters that are super immature and annoying lol. Their "humor" kind of lines up with some of the other zany characters in the rebooted series, but it doesn't really fit well for the main protagonists imo, and definitely not when you consider who these characters actually are... the daughters of the living grim reaper, why are they so carefree and silly!? It'd be like Doom guy getting a co-op partner from the Muppet's or something...
Sam actually sounding like he knows what he's talking about in a review? He's mad about the game too? The CASUAL hates the game? Wow, it must be REALLY bad then.
Wolfstein II: The New Colossus was already cringe fest with evil misogynist dad, that forced young boy to shot a puppy. This newer game is pretty much spot on in genre of feminist power fantasy. Two butch women with absent father fighting Nazis in the streets. Pretty much what these people think they are doing in real life.
You know I upvoted the video already, but man I got to give you extra bonus points for using the word gravitas. It’s such a beautiful word and so underutilized, yet fits perfectly here. I tip my hat to you, I have the feeling I will like your other content a lot. Good Job :D (Yes it’s my first video of yours, get over it.)
I can confirm why you want to buy weapon skins in the game: weapon mod parts all have different and conflicting color schemes. A mix-matched weapon will look like you glued a bunch of different toys together. Using a weapon skin is the only way to make it look visually consistent. I really feel like they did it on purpose.
How game compaines think good games are made.... CEO: "Does the game has amazing graphics for this day and age" Broken and Sad employee: "yeah" CEO: "the bugs, story, and gameplay don't matter the graphics are what people care about, it's good to go"
See this is a perfect example of why having no ability to pause a single-player offline game is objectively a detriment no matter what genre. There's no excuse not to have such a basic feature that's been prevalent in video games since the early 80s, and yet Dark Souls and Bloodborne get free passes because it "fits the lore". I was arguing with one of my friends recently about it, and mentioned how ANY other game would be panned for it. Amazing how not even a few days later we get Wolfenstein: YoungBlood driving the point home even more.
In the early 80s you couldn't pause games. That was a feature that wasn't widely implemented until the latter part of the 80s when Nintendo ruled the earth.
@Dark Night That's fine if you think that, but it means you have no right to complain when any other game lacks it (I'm not saying you will complain, just putting your argument in perspective). Also, I too play games usually for not much more than two hours a day, but sometimes a thing called life can interupt you repeatedly, and not having pause menu in a game can be a deal breaker for people who don't have much free time.
@@bradfordperry5997 Well according to Wikipedia, the Atari 5200 had a pause button on the controller, and that was in 1982. Regardless of how accurate the year is, my point still stands in how there's no excuse not to have such a basic feature that's been prevalent in video games for longer than I've been alive.
The writing is on the level of The New Order, so I disagree with you IMO. (Though in suspense scenes, it's a tiny bit better in TNO than Colossus.) Though we can both agree that Youngblood doesn't belong in Wolfenstein with all the cringe writing (even if you change the twins' gender, the writing is still cringey and awful.)
I also have a brother, and I also agree with you guys. You can change their genders, the fell would be the same: They are not sisters, or brothers, not even in-law brothers/sisters... My expression to the dialogue was: WTH!!! Regarding the combat: Where they have put my Run n Gun dual wielding favorite shooter? Going back to New Order, New Colossus and Doom 2016... hoping for ID not mess with Eternal.
The outro music you used made this entire YoungBlood fiasco hit harder. The New Order was something else, the fact that it's devolved to THIS in just shy of 5 years makes me wanna commit Sudoku
sam "this isn't a spoiler review is it?" He's thinking next level spoiling the non existant story that will get used for the next non existant cash grab wolfenstein game
I've been a Wolfenstein fan since "Wolfenstein 3D" way back in 1992 (yeah...I'm that old...). I played every Wolfenstein game since then. For some reason, Wolfenstein Youngblood doesn't launch on my PCs. I have an older PC (i7-5775C with GTX 980) and a newer one (i7-9700K with RTX 2070) and for some reason Youngblood refuses to launch on both PCs... But it seems this game isn't even worth the effort.. They should stop calling it 'Wolfenstein', but I guess they want to make money because the Wolfenstein name is a legend in gaming.
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I mean to be fair wokfenstein was already dead and bethesda did bring it back only to kill it again
I'm just waiting for Polygon and Kotaku writers to shill for SJWs and call anyone that calls the game shit sexist?
Will you do a review of a Warhammer 40k fan film Astartes in your later vids?
Ralph: Horrible Writing
Sam: All i wanted was a BJ
They are increasing the inconvenience to push you to the cash shop
BJ and Anya would never have raised children that acted like that tbh
How they went from well written, genuinely badass female characters like Anya/Grace to these two jokes, we'll never know.
@@nocturnaln Grace? Well written character? Joke? I wanted to kill her first time i met her and she did not get better as the story progressed. And these two sister brats are a pinnacle of shitcake their writers baked in a past couple years.
True. Their kids will probably act like somewhere between shit talking Lara or shit talking Samus.
@@yuurou7927 Or deep and contemplative like their dad.
Anya was honestly meh to me....but my God these two girls make me sympathize with Hitler a little
Sooooo you're playing gender swapped Beavis and Butthead running around in Deus Ex suits....?
Walter White You're Goddamn Right. Gif
Dude. Not even joking. I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing.
Brilliant.
U make it sound alot more exciting than it actually is, I would play the shit outta beavis and butthead in deus ex suits
Hahaha, best description of Youngblood I've seen.
It just seems like they’ve been written by someone who hasn’t had any personal experience with sisters,
Or women,
Or human beings
Or brothers. Even brothers don't talk like that.
Doom Maker some do. They just mature out of it at 16 or become horribly dislikeable annoying human beings. Not the sort you should be making mane characters to carry a story.
Seems like it was written by someone who wanted stereotype lesbians who act like men to be strong independent women kicking Nazi ass and didn't really give too much of a fuck about how awful it would turnout.
Seems like it was written by Anita Serkeesian tbh. I don't have anything against the lady but knowing her, she'd write something like this.
Love this.
Wolfenstein Youngblood OUT NOW! Discover why BJ went out for cigs and never came back.
Send me the link.
Lmaooooooooo💀
I sat on the toilet and 'bam'! I created a Bethesda game! Too easy!
please flush it so no one else has to see it
Cool, im sure you can drizzle it in microtransactions and sell it at full price 👍
Unless it just dropped out as soon as you sat down then its not the same. Taking a dump takes effort.
Don’t forget to wipe for Microtransactions and add them to the game.
@Ron Simons
I hope you lit a match afterwards. We don't need that Bethesda stench hanging around.
>fighting Nazis in a semi-openworld occupied Paris
Just go and play Saboteur instead.
NucleaRaptor I wanna play it so bad
Lord Farquaad money mainly
Youngblood sounds like the virgin offering that Gordon Ramsey immediately rejects because it's still fookin raw.
I want Civvie11 to review this game so he can spam that "fookin RAW" clip for 30 minutes.
Bethesda must be patting themselves on the back with the whole “Con-Man becomes President of the Reich and builds walls around its border to cement the city” part of the plot. Yeah...like we totally don’t know what *that’s* alluding to.
Oh SJW’s, you don’t know how to make games or write stories at all, jack shit is what you make and is what you’ll get in return.
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Is not strategic to build a wall in the european empire, especially when is at the side of your country. They could escalate well this game putting a new commander and giving a look onto the new fuhrer, after the dead of hitler, giving someone terrifying like a new darth vader, but they make a trump allegory, why they insist in this stupid narrative,. Seems like trump in rotting inside their fricking minds 'cause they cannot think beyong that
It boggles the mind when you realize that the devs had to actually work harder to make the game as bad as it is. It takes more labor to make unlikeable characters vs a generic mute. It takes more effort to strap RPG-like mechanics onto a shooter that didn't have them. It took more effort to make this game suck than it would have taken to make it decent.
The RPG mechanics are literally only there for the microtransactions
Yeah, it's born from the misconception that effort equals quality. It takes experience to realize and act on the fact that sometimes, less is more, and results in a better product.
Bethesda in particular seems to never have gotten that memo, though.
@@GeraltofRivia22 wtf are you talking about? The only microtransactions in the game are cosmetic bullshit suit skins that only one other person can see.
The RPG mechanics were a huge mistake.
@@Mueslinator it's the Pareto Principle. I've spent enough time working for and running small businesses to know that it's a natural law.
This is why you see people wanting a return to "AA" games and why people love indies. Those devs have to work on the Pareto Principle because they don't have the resources to piss away on doing dumb shit.
It amazes me because we're now at a point where we can cut payroll and actually get a better product as a result.
Hey kids, ever wanted to play Wolfenstein with the human equivalent of Jar Jar Binks and L3-37 as the main characters? No, well apparently Bethesta thought someone did, and us gamers have to suffer for it.
Edit: In retrospect, Mudflap and Skids from Bayformers revenge of the fallen is a more accurate comparison, it's just that being a Star Wars fan, Jar Jar was the first annoying comic relief to come to mind.
No dude, this is female Duke Nukem, like totally to the max.
Daily reminder Beth didn't develop the game...
Wait, Jar Jar Binks is an alien. And the first difference you could think of was his... gender? “The female equivalent of Jar Jar Binks”. I am confusion.
That’s an insult to Jar Jar.
@@random2ism But they ordered, greenlit, and published it.
Didn't Star Wars: Republic Commando figure out how to do AI companions in an FPS like 14 years ago?
And now we are back to this.
Oh my jesus. I loved the shit outta that game. Going to have to download it from steam later. Thanks for reminding me.
Did you Play Halo 5? The FPS genre, hell even the TPS genre, has been devolving since the start of the current console generation.
Making games is hard, buy my mtx to fund better AI in the next game. Alexa, play Despacito
Half Life 2 was the first
Damn, that game needs a sequel or something. Not a fan of SW at all but that one was simply amazing.
Holy moly. "Terrible, just terrible. They seem to get worse every year", was excellent. I want to save that
pretty much rage 2 was awful, I personally was not big fan of Wolfstien 2 i felt there was to much story, cringe and not enough action plus the ending gah
@@kyotheman69
Rage 2 was actually fun.
The gaming industry is completely losing their minds. Like wtf they thinking?
Bethesda died a while ago, I don’t know why you’re surprised.
Issac, if you are just noticing this now, I don't know whether to praise you for finally waking up or feel sorry you were blind for so long
The gaming industry is fine, there are great games to play this year. Fire emblem 3 houses, monster hunter iceborne and Indies like bloodstained are saving this year.
Correction. The western gaming industry is falling apart... again.
Feminism doesn't ruin everything though
the beginning skit is actually pretty damn good. putting that authentic accent to use.
That was a rather awesome impression!
Opening meme is always great! 😂
The speak patterns are on point for sure
Thr next wolfenstein game BJ wakes up from a nightmare on the submarine
"That can't be my daughters. I won't allow it. ANYA..!?"
The personalities seem like super cliche boys in girls bodies, so odd.
They're kind of like tomboy characters written by people who have never talked to a woman before.
Writing women to act like women is misogyny, you shitlord.
Sounds like feminism in general tbh.
That's what ALL female characters in western media are like now. Didn't you notice. Femininity is rape, or something.
@@digitalwayfarer7404 *DAB*
Is it just me, or are there a lot of writers in the games industry right now trying to force "quirky" characters? I mean, look at just about everyone in ME: Andromeda.
Yup, is all Forced agenda too. Big developers think they have to shoehorn all those topics to stay on the good side of of the Legacy media and Silicon Valley so they dont De-platform them.
@TheStonePitbull Indeed. Not even trying to offend but the way of talking of that people sounds like they are insuferable douchebags and mentally challenged at the same time.
Like, they have zero self awareness of how ridiculous and annoying they sound and they have the nerve to have rock bottom shit attitude like they are some tough shit.
It all has to do with appealing to fucking kids. Everything in the entertainment industry want to appeal to kids and their fortnite/Disney likings for the simple reason that kids will always have money (daddy) to pay for the garbage they release and their micro transactions
Stormer248 dude as long as kids with their daddy’s wallet buying microshit then companies will keep releasing that kind of games because this is where the money is
Laughed out loud at the, "cast it it into the fire."
DESTROY IT!
Lol
“NOOO”
Lmao... That was great
These memes are "fire"
THIS is the same problem with the last jedi , its not a question of gender, is just bad writing and a bad collection of ideias.
Yeah.
But it is. Because they were anti male.
Brenton Goldfinch-Belbin what tf about female protagonists is “anti-male”??? So, because women exist in the game, it’s anti-men. NICE.
ZaqueHunzahua which is? Your point has no reasoning or examples.
How is it not obvious to everyone that feminism and wokeness is ruining everything? Bad writing? Why do you think the writing is always bad?
Reviews in 2010: "The character were soooo badly written."
Reviews in 2019: "It's not that they were women. " The characters were badly written. It has nothing to do with gender!"
If BJ had been written like this you wouldn't have had to self censor about it. Why do it with these characters?
Isn't it obvious. They identify as men and therefore can't just critize a game with female lead characters because of the patriarchy and sexist believes. The point has to be made at first that it has nothing to do with gender or all your points are basicly invalid. It's 2019 afterall.
Because some people think that reviewers dislike the characters just because they're women.
@@mauricesuffokation1995 yeah I love this excuse it's today's industry safety parachute. If it's good : see powerful women can do it better" if it flops:" You're all just misogynistic pigs, tsk tsk men!" You can't lose if you throw a tamper tantrum ether way...
Because internet culture is dogshit. Those pundits would never get away with it if they didnt have internet anonymity.
@@johntrellston9514 Wut?
This wasn’t a spin-off attempt like Far Cry: New Dawn was to FC 5, this was a long shot at seeing whether they could make “World of Wolfenstein” like they did with Fallout 76 and ESO. They wanted to test an online component that could wrangle more *recurrent user spending* by having a load of generic quests.
Honestly, you’re lucky this game even _has_ NPCs.
Already watched Skillups review, don't fool yourself into thinking I won't watch this too.
My God, they put a gender swap Beavis and Butthead into a Wolfenstein game!
Holy Shit never though about it that way. Thats what the twins are.
Don't insult beavis and butthead like that
Beavis and Butthead are Nikola Tesla and Edison comparing those two. Please.
I'd rather have a Beavis & Butt-Head mod for a co-op game, or a genuine co-op Beavis & Butt-Head game than this drivel... Also it's insulting to America's favourite stupid metalheads (at least they used to be).
@Suicide Booth The Beavis and Butt-Head games on SNES/Genesis were co-op, but terrible.
I guess the game'd be a sandbox-type where you screw around Highland high, with some shananigans like in Virtual Stupidity.
This game is one of many many reasons I never pre-order. From watching the gameplay it didn't even look fun. Thanks Skillup for saving me money.
Dave Eller same for me, my buddy told me his computer couldn't run the game so i didn't get the deluxe edition on steam for us. i owe him now
I always wait atleast a month to buy. I don't trust early reviews, they're usually schilling.
Preordering isn’t the problem preordering Bethesda, ea, Activision, Ubisoft, gearbox, square and take two are the problem. PREORDER CYBERPUNK on GOG
same for me dude the only game i have preorder is doom eternal but only because i trust id software not bethesda
@@redlightgaming6444 I am very excited for Cyberpunk 2077 and I am definitely getting it from GOG so CD Projekt Red gets the money for their hard work. That being said, Pre-ordering was a mechanism used to make sure a physical copy of the game was reserved in the event it would be sold out on release. Now (99% of the time) it's used for suckering people in with "bonuses" to draw in the sales. I may well make an exception with Cyberpunk (for a physical copy) and I trust CD Projekt Red, but I really don't see a good reason to. Being as it's a digital release on GOG, it will still be there day one.
"How did they get this so wrong?"
Isn't that what usually happens when a franchise does well? How is this even a legit question now a days? Franchise does well. Big publishers initiates cash grab tactics. Rinse and repeat.
100% true!
The same morons at Bethesda ruined Quake. Awful buyout. Could be the end of id software as we know it.
Only thing left is the Wolfenstein racing game.
legit the story & dialogues in this game kinda written by unfunny adult with 13 years old mind trying to be cool & popular. idk wtf happened to Machinegame & Arkane studios, but they're clearly didn't want to make this game.
Bethesda forced them tondo that? since they're desperate from Fallout 76 fiasco
@@SakurakoLover Well, I'm sure this game will help their reputation...
I bet it was written by wamen.
For real. Arkane made Dishonored which was a pretty good game back in 2011. Even Dishonored 2 with its poorly developed characters and shallow story was a fairly enjoyable game. This though... Hahaha
Whoever wrote it wants fuckin' shooting.
Missed opportunity to call it Wolfenstein: YongYea
But I guess it was so bad you wouldn't soil his name like that.
Wokenstein: Monthly Blood
hahaha why yongyea tho? XD
Spoiler alert the Nazi's died when Hitler shot himself because he played this game
Deathshead created all the tech they used to win the war and achieve world conquest and killing him in the end of New Order was supposed to cripple the regime, no other leaders of his level of authority were ever shown, then somehow Frau Engel gets promoted despite her failures in the first game. Who is in charge after she's gone? I didn't actually finish New Colossus because I got bored having to always stealth around hard to see guards or having the officers trigger alarms and summon tons of reinforcement while I'm struggling to preserve my armour due to having a health cap of 50%
@@FF-tp7qs Deathshed did not kill Hitler. Hitler is alive in New Colossus.
Waiting for Doom Eternal, with user reviews now. Not buying on release.
mightymegatron That game is developed by Id Software who are not woke dumbasses. Bethesda is just the publisher. Doom Eternal will be sick as fuck, probably even more so than Doom 2016.
This game is the Last Jedi of the Wolfenstein franchise.
Jesus its worse than i thougth...
@Jacob Newman
That tracks. Fallout 76 was TLJ of Fallout games. The same goes for Blades and Diablo Immortal. I think Bethesda secretly hired Rain Johnson to oversee all their franchises.
Star Wars has been shit since 1999
@Jesse Rodier only on opposite day.
@Jesse Rodier Not sure if you are trying to be funny. If so, you are failing miserably.
Step 1: get woke
Step 2: go broke
@Suicide Booth step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
woke game is garbage? Technical problems in a Bethesda game? Disliking it makes you an alt right troll? Seems like 2019
Woke game lol. Females protagonists =/= wOkE dumbshit
H. E. M. It does in 2019.
How is it "woke"? Honest question
It's like the sarcasm is lost on you people... the joke is the extremes. No, it's not woke. And no, disliking it doesn't make you an alt right troll... jesus.
Woke+Broke, the Bethesda way
Wolfenstein: The Farce Awakens
So worried for Doom now, 2016 my favorite shooter. Microtransactions everywhere...
I'd like to believe ID has the clout to tell Bethesda to fuck off. But we'll have to wait and see.
:)
This game is a joke. I'm a completionist, but played this one in coop with my friend and we finished the game in 6 hours on very hard. Because we couldn't find us wanting to do any more side missions on the same maps. And the weapon swapping is soooo annoying. In Doom 2016 weapon swapping was fun...fast. Here, it is sooo fucking slow. And i'm sure, just because they had to add skills to the table, and without any creativity, they decided: "hey let's lower the weapon swap speed so we can add a skill to the table to increase speed"
"Two sister on a couch" ... Now I am curious. *proceeds to do some research*
Two stepsisters* on a couch.
It amazing how those SJWs with attack you for criticizing a badly created female character yet they have never heard of good characters like Aloy or Senua.
Senua really is my fave
sjw are the new nazi of 2019
Those are amazing characters clearly NOT made to pander to SJWs.
Even Lara croft is at least writen like a decent human character, not like a genderswapped braindead fratboy...
@Suicide Booth not unlike another political system...
OMG!! This sounds like Hell!!
Thanks for the heads up guys! I guess this is another game I'm gonna have to pass on!
Scourge Of Man yup bethesda, rockstar, bioware man if cd project red goes bad i think gaming might be fucked
@@Trapsarentgay133 ptssss, hey kid wanna buy some indie games?
@@Trapsarentgay133 without bonuses to 2077's preorder, I see no reason to b hyped or interested yet: entirely thanks to them bringing out the pulsating red flag of the 'let's throw in a celebrity face to amp up hype' standard diversion tactic
I hated The New Collosus and felt like it killed all the good will The New Order built up for me, so hearing how Youngblood didn't even impress you is telling to me
2 garbage games in a row. It save to say that the franchise is dead.
New colossus was fantastic. Shooting mechanics improved from new order. Plus frau Engel is greatest wolfenstien villain
@@cooljim1376 grace was cringe incarnate
Old blood is still the best Wolfenstein .
I liked playing new Colossus (only when shooting).
But yea, constant cutscenes, not good.
Young Blood is the most disappointing thing since my son
Does he work for Bethesda?
... Dad?
Oof
😭
Did he also put fertilizer on your lawn when mowing it, to subvert your expectations?
wolfenstein new blood is so bad I want to play as a Nazi and fight the resistance.
Fun byside, from Bazi perspective it would be really cool to travel with AI Companions in the world and foght different resistances.
Watching clips on TH-cam it is hard to tell if the dialogue is real or if people are putting their own VO over it as a meme for how bad it is.
I was wincing in pain then Bam “Cast it into the fire!”
What a coincidence! I literally just finished your review and now I get a notification for this?
Here.... 🍿
Who doesn't get called a misogynistic nazi on twitter?! 😂😂😂
@Suicide Booth I feel really bad for straight men seriously
@@gravekeepersven82 They still doesn't dare to attack straight muslim men on twitter 🙂
Twitter is worse than tumblerinas at this point.
who takes twitter seriously these days lol
SJWs, because they’re too busy calling everybody else that
I knew it would suck as soon as I saw the characters in the trailer.
If seeing a genderbend of Beavis&Butthead but unfunny and Bad written replacing B.J. Blazkowicz as protagonist of Wolfenstein doesn't tell you a game is the worst garbage ever I dont know what it does.
@@Asterion608 Nice comparison.
"Was called a mysogynistic nazi for not liking Wokestein"
New to this alt right thing huh? Welcome to the club, you'll have to stand, I'm afraid, its a bit crowded here. Most of us got here due to unsanctioned opinion on the Last Jedi.
Lucien Hicks you missed the FEKIN POINT
Skillup is the one calling people alt right and incels etc. His twitter is the wokest shit you will ever see
Im still hung up on Nazis being nice to KKK in TNC. The Nazis hated the KKK so much they had a propoganga campaign on them. And me pointing that out as an immersion breaker got me hate, as if I was defending anyone
@@loganm986 you are half right . Publicly the nazis disapproved the clan but in reality they had some connections
The last Jedi was certified trash not a lot of people will try to say otherwise. I thought that was common knowledge..?
"You only hate the game because it's got female protagonists!"
"Then why am I so freaking excited about Silksong?"
Or Tomb Raider, or Horizon, or Kena, or Control, or or or......
These people are stupid. Nobody has a problem with women in video games.
Haha that intro was great. I don't think David Attenborough has anything to worry about but that was very original and on-point :-)
we're living in the dystopian 2019 after all :P
Wolfenstein didn’t just die...
*IT WAS MURDERED*
Why can't AAA developers code proper AI any more. Republic Commando, Band of Brothers and Fear and so many others had excellent AI.
It has just gone backwards in exchange for "better" Graphics.
If I had to guess. Programmers are less valued by AAA publishers than graphics artists.
Thus during budget cuts they get laid off first leading to an industry where no one sticks around long enough to pass down knowledge of those improvements made 15 years ago.
When the upload is only at 360p, but you don't give a damn cause you're here for the boys and the content, not their good looks.
Otacon91 Proof that graphics doesn’t matter.
That David Attenborough narration though. Absolutely top notch
That doom eternal diss had me dying in the beginning.
Wolfenstein Youngblood:
See you on Xbox game pass in a month.
To be fair, the rest of the games are on there too.
@@luckyducky7819 yeah but they weren't added after a month
Lol only way you can get me to play that game. But I'd rather fire up FH4
I still don't want to play a bad game even if it's free. Watched the cut scenes and oof, don't bother
See u in Ps plus monthly free title in a month.
Wolfenstein is dead, press F to pay respects.
F
F
It have been dead since the new Colossus...
F
@@coffeeknight1916 F Yeah Wolfenstein new colossus was a let down too but not as bad as this one LOOKS.
Damn. How the mighty have fallen. F
My expectations for Starfield and ES6 are dropping daily.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2 GAMES WHERE WE CAPTURED A GIANT SUBMARINE AND A GIANT FLYING FORTRESS????? WAS THERE NO POINT TO THOSE GAMES, ree
What pissed me off about this game wasn't actually the game itself but Capenter Brut's music being associated with it.
I really wish developers would realize that not every protagonist has to be some too cool for school discount marvel character who has to crack a joke every other sentence. A morally gray character (amazingly can be a man or woman!), shit even a strictly morally good character can work, but for the love of God, stop making every fucking protagonist the same exact person in a different skin, they want to complain about skin color and gender diversity, meanwhile every protagonist regardless of color or gender are the same exact dumbass who has to make jokes about everything because God forbid we get a character that makes us think
people are getting called NAZI and REACTIONARY left and right just because they didnt like the game, whats going on in this timeline ?
@Tech Priest try 2001, mate.
It's been long gone
Last time I was this early YongYea still hadn’t hit puberty yet..
That was last week.
What are you talking about??? He's 48!!! Kojima hooked him up with some nanomachines to keep him young and promoting his games.😁
Haha 😂.
Judging from his beard, that was yesterday.
This is what I figured. I absolutely love wolfenstein but I'm glad I passed.
I feel like they wanted to make duke nukem, but its 2019.
This dialogue sound like "Dude, Where's my Stein?" Yuck.
1:19 You missed an opportunity for Owen Wilson wow meme drop. I'm disappointed. Insert Kevin Sorbo meme.
Did some major key developers quit Bethesda or something? How did this get approved?
The developer is Machines Games. They are a Swedish developer. The feminist capital of the world....
@@sparhawk1228 Now it makes perfect sense, avoid anything coming out of the rapey shithole.
Battlefield v, wolfenstein period blood, dishonored 2. What do these 3 games and Sweden's government have in common? Feminism. And they are all trash.
@@marcusrat4466 Dishonored 2 was amazing tf you talking about, God these anti sjws are more annoying than sjws
@Ebisu
If you've got a better solution then fix it wisecrack. I don't want to hear any defense of any kind for the radical Left, especially when they have proven to be far more violent and destructive than any complaining man-child on the internet.
Everyone has to pick a side now, there is no middle ground anymore because the line has been drawn. I wish we could go back to the more simpler times but that is clearly over now.
Love the videos, Ralph may be the best at reviews but Sam brings the quality memes always
New Order and Old Blood were great, but New Colossus was mind-numbing. It‘s just room after room of the same five enemies in incredibly similar environments, and it overstays its welcome shortly after the halfway mark. No amount of kooky cinematics can fix that heap.
Looks like they took a page from the ME: Andromeda and Anthem dialogue playbook.
Being siblings doesn't mean you never annoy or frustrate one another, it means you can do that, but look past the times as you're still siblings and are inseparable. That's what this game refuses to understand.
This game helped convince me even more that Germany should have won WW2.
ahmataevo oh boy no this comment is a lot of no.
@@ChikoZokite it's a joke
I suffered through this Wokestine shit just to see the player streaming it to have a total mental meltdown how bad it was. I was honestly surprised that he even finished it, even in co-op because it was the pre-release version that kinda worked in co-op. It spammed some good memes like -You would do the Brother II tower. You would return and every npc would send you there again and again for another 3 hours.
I dont understand how these companies cant see that good games make money, and quarter-assed cash grabs dont
Unfortunately, they do make money off these low end cash grabs.
@@jeremyzak654 then why is EAs stock donw so much? good games make far more money then cash grabs; its why you dont see from software and cd prodjekt red on the ropes
I just find it hard to believe the mostly stone-cold-serious BJ and Anna managed to raise two teenage daughters that are super immature and annoying lol. Their "humor" kind of lines up with some of the other zany characters in the rebooted series, but it doesn't really fit well for the main protagonists imo, and definitely not when you consider who these characters actually are... the daughters of the living grim reaper, why are they so carefree and silly!? It'd be like Doom guy getting a co-op partner from the Muppet's or something...
The whole animal intro was cracking me up man, well done! Lol
WTF? That intro meme is gold. Good job.
Sam actually sounding like he knows what he's talking about in a review? He's mad about the game too? The CASUAL hates the game? Wow, it must be REALLY bad then.
Wolfstein II: The New Colossus was already cringe fest with evil misogynist dad, that forced young boy to shot a puppy. This newer game is pretty much spot on in genre of feminist power fantasy. Two butch women with absent father fighting Nazis in the streets. Pretty much what these people think they are doing in real life.
Wait you're brothers? I thought you were a lovely gay couple..
Gaymen laming.
DaddyFatSack: "I see gay people...."
"In You're Dreams ? ....No, While You're Awake ?"
"...Yes, All The Time, They're Everywhere."
They are
Gay? They're lesbian sisters, how dare you assume their gender.
Now im sad for being the 70th like
still dont understand how lamón gamón has under 200k subs this is the best gaming news channel on all of yt by far
Badthesda better not botch Ghostwire Tokyo.....
snd you had to say it , dam it Tabzib , now they know !!
Pretty sure all Lthesda games are DOA. More money for me....
Bethesda collectively cannot program AI, open worlds, quests, gameplay with game breaking bugs, and a fanbase with functional brain cells.
No hope
You know I upvoted the video already, but man I got to give you extra bonus points for using the word gravitas. It’s such a beautiful word and so underutilized, yet fits perfectly here. I tip my hat to you, I have the feeling I will like your other content a lot. Good Job :D (Yes it’s my first video of yours, get over it.)
Summarizing the review in one word: WORSTENSTEIN
I can confirm why you want to buy weapon skins in the game: weapon mod parts all have different and conflicting color schemes. A mix-matched weapon will look like you glued a bunch of different toys together. Using a weapon skin is the only way to make it look visually consistent. I really feel like they did it on purpose.
How game compaines think good games are made....
CEO: "Does the game has amazing graphics for this day and age"
Broken and Sad employee: "yeah"
CEO: "the bugs, story, and gameplay don't matter the graphics are what people care about, it's good to go"
I remember back when Wolfenstein games used to be spooky in some places where you get genuine sense of fright.
Thank you for saving me $45 dollars! Such a shame that everything Bethesda now touches turns to crap.
See this is a perfect example of why having no ability to pause a single-player offline game is objectively a detriment no matter what genre. There's no excuse not to have such a basic feature that's been prevalent in video games since the early 80s, and yet Dark Souls and Bloodborne get free passes because it "fits the lore". I was arguing with one of my friends recently about it, and mentioned how ANY other game would be panned for it. Amazing how not even a few days later we get Wolfenstein: YoungBlood driving the point home even more.
In the early 80s you couldn't pause games. That was a feature that wasn't widely implemented until the latter part of the 80s when Nintendo ruled the earth.
@Dark Night That's fine if you think that, but it means you have no right to complain when any other game lacks it (I'm not saying you will complain, just putting your argument in perspective). Also, I too play games usually for not much more than two hours a day, but sometimes a thing called life can interupt you repeatedly, and not having pause menu in a game can be a deal breaker for people who don't have much free time.
@@bradfordperry5997 Well according to Wikipedia, the Atari 5200 had a pause button on the controller, and that was in 1982. Regardless of how accurate the year is, my point still stands in how there's no excuse not to have such a basic feature that's been prevalent in video games for longer than I've been alive.
I aspire too edit m y videos as smoothly as y'all do. Funny videos as always. Lol
Step 1: Hire sjws to work on your franchise.
Step 2: Pander to sjws, and not to fans who CARE about the franchise.
Wolfenstein 2 already had an awful cringy story, youngblood just took it to the next level.
The writing is on the level of The New Order, so I disagree with you IMO. (Though in suspense scenes, it's a tiny bit better in TNO than Colossus.)
Though we can both agree that Youngblood doesn't belong in Wolfenstein with all the cringe writing (even if you change the twins' gender, the writing is still cringey and awful.)
I also have a brother, and I also agree with you guys. You can change their genders, the fell would be the same: They are not sisters, or brothers, not even in-law brothers/sisters...
My expression to the dialogue was: WTH!!!
Regarding the combat: Where they have put my Run n Gun dual wielding favorite shooter?
Going back to New Order, New Colossus and Doom 2016... hoping for ID not mess with Eternal.
10/10 would David Attenborough again
The outro music you used made this entire YoungBlood fiasco hit harder. The New Order was something else, the fact that it's devolved to THIS in just shy of 5 years makes me wanna commit Sudoku
sam "this isn't a spoiler review is it?" He's thinking next level spoiling the non existant story that will get used for the next non existant cash grab wolfenstein game
I've been a Wolfenstein fan since "Wolfenstein 3D" way back in 1992 (yeah...I'm that old...). I played every Wolfenstein game since then. For some reason, Wolfenstein Youngblood doesn't launch on my PCs. I have an older PC (i7-5775C with GTX 980) and a newer one (i7-9700K with RTX 2070) and for some reason Youngblood refuses to launch on both PCs... But it seems this game isn't even worth the effort.. They should stop calling it 'Wolfenstein', but I guess they want to make money because the Wolfenstein name is a legend in gaming.
"It is worth negative a thousand bucks" hahaha that got me
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭
That fucking intro!!!....
*EPIC* !!✊🏿🔥🔥