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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มิ.ย. 2024
- I was looking forward to this game. It really is a stunning level of fail. It feels like what you'd make if you were actively trying to piss of your core fan-base.
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@ You could say...
...he's a Nazi.
Thanks for the review. Your review was very different to ACG...glad I watched yours, as he seemed a lot more favourable.
@ lol why do people alway bring up the patriarchy when a game with women gets good reviews? Don't think i've seen any people talking about the fact they're women apart from people in the comments of videos shitting on it, which pretty much just makes them look like they're being overly defensive about something.
When are you talking about tennocon 2019
A level 33 can't complete a level 35 quest?, if nothing else sold me on the fact this game sucks..that takes the cake.
Remember in WW2 when Hitler was shot in the head by an allied sniper, but he was level 56 so he didn't die.
They thought they took him out with the gas strike killstreak in WW1 but he just prestiged and changed kits.
So THAT's why the Stauffenberg plot failed. Hitler just stood there when the bomb went off, looking down on the blast like the Skinner "Pathetic" meme.
It's because he shot him with big square ammo, but Hitler was only weak to small rectangle ammo
He was a Reichsführer V
Yeah, like in The Division when you meet a toughie coupla levels above your own
- 50+ *bullets to the face* and he's lost like 15% of his 'health' .....it feels like you're shooting him with Rice Krispies @~@
The whole 'RPG stats in a looter-shooter' thing can get preddy fkn wonky
Remember when New Colossus came out and people said that having a pregnant woman in front line combat would cause the kids to be born with permanent brain damage? I guess that's canon now.
By god, that explains everything.
Newton who
LOOOL
damn son
Holy shit man you fucking killed her
Far Cry New Dawn twins
Borderland 3 twins
And Wolfenstein twins
twins is the new red flag of story writing
Devil May Cry is good though.
have you heard of Joey and Sami White though?
@@Vahisofficial technically they're not twins. Since Vergil calls Dante "little brother". But it could be cuz of how immature he is lol.
Metal Gear Solid?
they called him "calypso twins"
"What if daddy's hurt, bleeding somewhere?" to "We got this shit, Sis," in under three seconds. The writer fundamentally doesn't understand what "state of mind" means.
Seriously, I'm wondering if these girls are legitimately bi polar with how fast their mood swings
Surprising since both old blood and new colossus had such an amazing writing
I read this comment and was like, that's a normal back and forth, but then I saw the scene and it's the same character saying both lines. How does this even happen? Scenes in games need to be scripted, animated, rendered, several steps that take weeks. Did no one stop a look at it for 2 seconds?
The dialogue between these sisters makes me want to test the fall damage in real life
LOL
@Aku must be lethal. No bonfires either
LOL, definitely.
Ryley Benson same
Hope y'all got your feather falling IV ready, stay safe fam
Why do twins that were raised together have different accents?
Sjw writers... They have no idea how ppl work so they have no idea how to write characters. My guess anyway
why aren't they speaking german? You think raised in a nazi occupied world they'd be stuck in that just to blend in.
Roboshi now i can’t stop thinking about that
Roboshi they grew up in a liberated America
Roboshi nah dude, they where born and raised in America after billy started the revolution and the Nazies were killed so they’d obviously speak English
Youngblood has aged like fine garbage in a summer sun.
lolimmune teacher: you can’t smell a sentence
Me: * show this comment
😤🤮 smells bad man
Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus has aged like wine it got better with age especially with the Youngblood existing lmao! I remember people hated the politics in The New Colossus but Wolfenstein has always had politics.
Those dude brosephines sound like a right pair of spackers.
Youngblood like bf3
being able to buy new outfits for a FPS game where you never see yourself seems arbitrary to me
yeah
Hence cyberpunk
I agree
@@danielwolfe7933 at least cyberpunk has some 3rd person cutscenes at the end lol
Far cry 5 moment
Side note: Linear is not a dirty word. I enjoy an immersive finely crafted linear game.
Yeah, you can do a LOT with a linear game, story wise. The problem here is they wanted to make a game that revolved around micro-transactions.
When done right they can be awesome. Mario, Final Fantasy 7, Doom 2016. When done wrong, they can be steaming piles of crap.
I’m incredibly fed up with every game having an open world or RPG elements. All of my favorite games are linear.
Yeah like that masterpiece of a god of war game.
Yea, i love linear games, maybe with 1 to 3 different endings, but that's it max 3, with CoD: BO2 you had like 7 different endings, like hell i'm going to play the campaign 7 times.
The game is so bad, even B.J. Blazkowicz
didn't want to be in it lol
Except for that part where he is...but okay.
@@ashleyneku5432 Because he was held at gun point by bethesda
@@ashleyneku5432 I think the joke was that he went missing from the game and you had to play as two wack ass humans to find him. No I don't think...that was the joke.
Marcus Nicholsen the joke completely flew over your head 🤦🏾♂️
@@_Paul_N but i c u m?
You know, with the heavily-restricted list of acceptable artistic influences in the Reich and the likely death or non-birth of countless artists and designers that influenced our timeline's aesthetics, I'm sure the _Nazi_ 1980s (in a timeline forged by genuine _Nazi super-science,_ no less) _would_ look remarkably different from our own 1980s... but I'd also expect them to look at least _a little_ different from the Nazi _'60s and '70s._
That’s how little effort they put into this game. The 60s in the other games actually look different to our 60s. In this game they just have the Alt-60s but with our timeline 80s music and shit.
We got wolfenstein old blood.
They gave us wolfenstein youngblood.
And after this dumpster fire of a game wat the series really really needs is
Wolfenstein Fresh Blood.
Bethesda: "How do you do fellow kids? Haha, rock on dudebrothers, totally tubular man. I am gonna go totally shred some computer video games now, The Tetris has some rad graphics, cool, laterz barf bags."
Bruh, like, totes! I can tell that you're a fellow teen because of your totally radical use of our lingo!
I mean... I get the game takes place in the 80s, and the way the girls talk is supposed to represent that... but in a world where Nazis won WWII and the resistance has been going on ever since should mean these awfully cringey cliché phrases would never happen.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC I guess they all could not be California Girls.
did you tried a Buscemi?
I don't know why I thought this was Hippie banter...
Maybe I'm just confusing myself because I wasn't born in those times?
They locked dual-wielding behind 3 skill points.
_They locked dual-wielding behind 3 skill points in a Wolfenstein named game._
Genius right?
I don't get it
@@johnapple6646 Dual-wielding is a really big part of the Wolfenstein games. Putting it behind skills points is counter-intuitive.
Aaaah isn't that amazing when sequels do that... Like Mirror's Edge Catalyst which locked fucking rolling behind an upgrade.
@@noahwebb8161 Well it's only a big part of the new games. Old Wolfenstein never had dual wield
Personally the biggest insult to me is being told about incredible things BJ has done(killing hitler and dooming the world, multiple realities) while doing seemingly insignificant and repetitive shit as the twins. Like damn I wanna play the seperate game BJ is experiencing, not this slog fest.
Given their different leanings in training I was expecting one to be a hard hitting heavy weapons expert with the other being more sniping, infiltration and stealth oriented so you could swap between them in game play during different sections in missions to thin out enemies or set them in place so that they picked off enemies or pinned them into a spot while you did your own thing
That would have been neat. Each twin gets a list of weapons, explosives and gadgets and you pick one you prefer playing as. Maybe switch to the sniper and pick off dangerous enemies or drop a decoy to huddle enemies up for the explosive twin with heaver fire power to mow them down, or if you wanna go guns blazing give the heavy twin armor,more health, and access to stuff like shields. Set your sniper in a tower then block the only access to her and defend the way to her. Your idea has a lot of inventive ways it could be utilized.
Sam must be devastated. Wolfenstein is one of two games he actually played
Took me out. All the way
@Tigrao Sass the tickest of the thick
Worse than that is totalbiscuit he really got me into the series with how much he loved the first one.
Honestly? Im not gonna buy doom eternal at this point. Fuck that, fuck this game and most importantly, fuck them.
@@clapointe151 I'm still going to buy Eternal. It's made by ID and not Machinegames, so I still have hopes based on the presentations.
"What if dad's hurt?"
"We can find him"
"You are correct, sister. We can find him"
“What if Dad’s hurt?”
“Naw”
“You’re totally right, all my doubts are gone and I have completely flipped my viewpoint of the situation”
Genius writing
Soph: we can come back later if u want. (Brother mission when u about to end it or halfway through between enemies)
Jess: (my name is jeff)
Okay, but I'm laughing so hard at the fact she didn't even answer her question. "What if Daddy's hurt?" "We can find him." _THAT WASN'T WHAT SHE ASKED!_
"Thanks Data."
@@ayyylmao101 If you have narcissists for siblings, this is how conversations work.
"It doesn't feel good to be forced to switch weapons!"
*laughs in Doom Eternal*
You aren't forced to switch weapons in doom eternal, you can use any weapons you like, it's just fun to use different weapons in it beacuse all weapons are actually different and they give tactical advantage to you against certain enemies instead of just damage advantage
At least in doom you aren't doing zero damage cuz of some garbage armor system.
At least in Doom it’s for reasons that make sense, and not because of some arbitrary armour shit. The combat actually flows well through switching weapons
In doom eternal you can produce your own ammo too.
At least you won't switch into a gun just to wait for it to reload in doom
Didn't even complete this game when it was free on Game Pass. Loaded it up, played through the first few levels, left it alone. Wolfenstein 1 & 2 were fucking awesome but this... Well this was not.
After a few minutes with these sisters one thing becomes very clear. BJ is not missing he is hiding lol
😂
He told them he'll be back after buying some milk
🤣🤣🤣
Daddy just went out to get some milk and cigs
Underrated comment
"[...]the player feels it is pointless to actually shoot nazis. That is an incredible achievement." - They should put that on the Box.
best line in the review
hands down lost it when he said that
Lol, they would never put that on the box.
Because there is no box, it's digital version only game.
@@ProfezorSnayp what! is this true? what a shame.
@@monteraid not that were missing out on anything lmao
If I were going to design the map to recycle old parts, I would rather have a "liberation" mechanic where by completing certain missions on the region, enemies would stop spawning.
I hate it when games without health bars add health bars.
"I should 've pull out"
- William J. Blazkowicz
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Except you know he wouldn't have done that, because pleasure's a Hell of a drug...
Hopefully they'll legalize abortion during the 75th trimester
like Turtle Anton said 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You cannot make me believe that his name isn’t Blow Job Blazkowicz
*look at video of new Wolfenstein game
*See health bars over enemy heads
" Okay nevermind"
*look at video of new Wolfenstein game
*Sees Fallout-like design
"NOPE"
Like far cry new dawn that far cry ruined the far cry history and this game ruined the wolfenstein history
@@CRISTIAN-dl8gi Really, the bright post apocalypse ruined the history of a game series that started with rocket launcher wielding tigermen.
@@MrLego3160 please i dont know much english i am from ROMANIA (a country) please tell me with easyest worlds :)
@@CRISTIAN-dl8gi Far cry 1 had mutants with rocket launchers. history was not important.
For anyone wondering what this game is like (solo) as of July 2020 I will list it:
Pros:
1. The AI seems much better than when first released, it will prioritize staying by your side, reviving you and dealing with weaker targets before stronger targets. Your AI companion will also teleport by you and react to doors and crates quickly
2. Enemies are also more likely target your companion and have different personalities depending on what they are.
3. The weapons are hella fun to play with and most are well balanced into the game ('kraftwerks' and 'gewher' lines in particular)
4. Enemy sponginess is a lot lower and weakspots appear to be much more important (headshots, fuel tanks, enemies take more damage in the back etc).
5. Bosses are challenging and fun to deal with imo
6. Overall beautiful maps and sound effects
7. Micro transactions are pretty much cosmetic only and even then most of the transaction unlockable stuff is easily unlockable in game.
Cons:
1. Enemies still respawn at the same rate described in the video
2. Maps are also still too repetitive
3. Sometimes quest markers aren't very clear. Especially for side missions they may disappear of you map entirely
4. The dumb armor system still exists, although heavy weapons do chew through everything regardless of armor
5. Occasional glitchiness still exists with the AI
6. Can't save whenever you want, there are inconveniently placed checkpoints as well
7. Side quests aren't interesting nore are there enough of them.
8. The story and characters are still absolute garbage and the sisters remain obnoxious.
I played this the othwr day, this is a good summation. I personally like youngblood, wolf 2 and mew order were way better, but ive put a ton of hours into youngblood.
I got b9th games on switch & they're both great, everyone's tripping. I'm playing on the 2nd difficulty the first time around cuz going to handheld is replayability I'll up the difficulty but I'm not seeing enemies respawn unless I leave the map and come back. It's not as good as wolfemsien 2 but so what it's a side story......
@@ConservativeJuggaloPodcast i have a level 102 save slot and a lvl 46 and to this day i still play youngbloods I fuvking love it, the weapon upgrade trees are sick too. Plus the double jump and the cloak and all that. A.i. is fine it must have been patched after launch but yeah, i agree man.
The thing that really gets me with this game. It takes literally hundreds of bullets from some guns to drop a super soldier (not exaggerating use of literally there, it's about 5 clips with the blitzgewehr) yet you can sneak up behind one and kill it with a knife. Jager troops are ridiculously over-armoured as well.
In the jetpack fight the AI sister just follows you and stands behind you, so every time you move to try and get a clean shot at Lothar's back, she moves and he tracks it.
Whereas the previous games gave some story to Fergus and Wyatt and their respective survivors guilt or anger at BJ for his choice, as well as characters like Max and Set, there isn't one character in this game with any story. Even BJ's reasons for going in to hiding don't make any sense.
*needs to protect and resurrect a npc that keeps on getting herself killed or otherwise its gameover*
so...the whole game is an escort mission
saleswomanfromhell now that you put it like that I feel incredibly unsafe and terrified
Jeeeesus, you managed to make it sound even more terrifiying
@@Neocoolzero lol i am getting thatonedeadislandmission flashbacks
my exact thought
This is the most succinct and condensed review right here. A escort mission stuffed with microtransactions, what the actual hell.
*Listens to in-game dialogue.*
"I want to commit hold-breath-till-gone."
Dolan Cleary no scooter ankle
Imagine your big brother walks in and says, “You’re the best brother ever!”
I’ll die of cringe
Strangenstein: Life Is Blood
@@WickedParanoid The Hella Edition
@@WickedParanoid I know what you're going for, but that name is still too metal to be involved with a cringe volcano like this.
This game is art. It perfectly encapsulates how a WW2 vet feels when he sees what the modern world has become
This is… a soul crushing truth :/
I know it’s late but I just finished playing it and everything you said was SO TRUE! The game pissed me off
@Sunita Crews last of us one is a million times better then last of us 2
there's nothing cringier than horrible sibling interactions. Usually they are dominated by the brothers/sisters excessively referring to each other as "brother" or "sister." That shit gets so annoying. Dope ass video, Skill Up. I haven't even played a Wolfenstein game lol
The Act Man Play the new order and return to castle wolfenstein. New colossus is a major downgrade
HOLY SHIT MY DUDE IS HERE
My sister and I always refer to each other as “dude.” Typical, perhaps, but at least we don’t sound like aliens trying to blend into human society.
Wolfenstein: Youngblood? Get that shit outta my face
Mario and Luigi SuperStar Saga? Now we’re talking
I'm an only child and just via the simple act of passively observing other human beings interact I know that is not how siblings behave.
Wait the entire game is an AI escort mission. THE ENTIRE GAME IS AN AI ESCORT MISSION OH MY GOD.
Daikatana did it better.
Havik damn....
i guess if you insist on playing a coop game alone because you are immensely socially stunted, that would be a fair analysis
DobrieNIN or you know.... there isn’t an ISP in your area that offers anything beyond 56k dial up or DSL(700kbps-1.2mbps for basic/ 1-3 mbps for “high end”)? So it would be almost impossible to play with other people without massive latency problems. Or you’ve been saving for a while to get the game but you can’t afford the recurring PSN/XBL or home internet costs? The US median individual income is only 30k a year...
@@FuriousGorge Harsh. But fair.
23:26 - Ellie's a.i. is also stupid, as she would just run up to and through enemy a.i. sometimes. - The thing is, they've programmed it in such a way that the enemy a.i. ignores Ellie's presence. This breaks the immersion, because it looks stupid, but at least she's not blowing your cover with her a.i. stupidity.
It's old, but thank you for making this. After the recent Doom games I decided to check out the new Wolf games too since I'd heard good things, and as someone just getting into Wolfenstein in 2022, I cannot imagine who thought adding an ammo system that Only restricts the player was a good thing. I could mute cringy dialogue and just push through a game for completion sake, but player freedom seems to be a big priority in other Wolf games, though i've only played wolf3d, old blood, and a bit of new order so far, and just losing the ability to do damage because I'm using the gun I WANT to use, is the most fun-killing addition I can imagine. I have zero shame in admitting that I will be skipping this game without a heartbeat's hesitation, reading the wiki entry for the plot summary, and moving on to cyberpilot.
Wait what's cyberpilot
Anyone who greenlights the inclusion of a permanent, braindead companion NPC that can cause a Game Over should be fired immediately.
Women bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GayWolfSif wot?
@@Jockster109 I don't think he even saw the video
Wait you can get a game over from the AI dying?
Didn’t we learn from The Last Of Us? Didn’t we learn?
@@jaymiddleton1782 Wait did the The Last of Us suffer from that??
I do remember that suffered from immersion you go stealth and Ellie was out in the open and the Enemies didn't gave a shit about her.
"I got you, Soph!"
"Look out, Jess!"
"Nice shot, sis!"
"You're so strong, onee-chan!"
yea honestly the dialogue was so fucking garbage I get they are like *strong independent woman who don't need no man* but I doubt any woman in a war situation would shout "your insane sis!" "nice shot sis" like its fucking winceworthy
@@gordon5380
"You're insane!" And "nice shot" are fine, but saying "sis" when she's the only other one there feels like you are telling someone you are yalking to your sister when no one else is there.
I'd call this awareness cringe, or 3rd wall break cause the context is already known. Someone should make this famously known so writers could avoid it like they should have.
@@furyberserk yeah. Siblings never talk to each other like that. This coming from the oldest brother from three boys
I haven't played the game. But I really hope you made the last one up...
I don't think any real people have ever referred to the sister as 'sis' in any context ever
My brother and I played the game for an hour and a half overhyping everything that was going on on-screen in an attempt to convince ourselves we were having fun until we eventually said "let's play later tonight". We never went back.
critics rated it 78, did they hit their heads on each others heads?
The fact that you call them "NPCs" and not "characters" shows exactly how flat these characters are
Absolutely hate this game. Not only are the characters flat but the game world itself. Literally after an hour of playing this game you'll already be bored of the locations as they are extremely small maps. New Colossus was the first game I played in the series and i absolutely loved the gun play. Even if I could ignore certain NPC's because they were too difficult I was faced them head on over and over because it was all extremely fun. But my gosh this game sucks boring combat because you're on the same old boring map. As soon as you literally walk in a building for a min or two everyone outside is respawned in the exact same positions which ruins immersion and just leads to the same old repetitive combat. Managed to get two hours of gameplay before deciding to uninstall.
I call them wdipc's for why did i play character lol
"8.5/10" - Game Informer, after received a giant sack with a dollar sign on it from Bethesda.
Jewbarfs
of course these hacks game urinalist give this a go due to muh diversity
Also, all criticism of this game will be turned into a "you are just bigot" thanks to the nu female characters.
I mean those game reviews always give game 8/10 no matter how bad they are. So they dont make anyone angry.
A canvas bag with a $, come on!
I don't understand how so many talented people work so hard and so long on a game and allow others working on it to make terrible decision and nullify all their work.
I'm glad this game exists, because without it we wouldn't have got this savage masterpiece of a review. ❤️ SkillUp!
Idk I would rather have another good wolfenstein game ._.
Hello fellow sister. How is my fellow sister who is totally related to me doing today?
Im good fellow sister. Us siblings are doing great.
Thats good fellow sister.
Bryce Peters bruh i’ll kill myself if girls actually talk like this in real life😂
Underappreciated comment!
I would like to greet you my female individual who share my bloodline. I would like to have the knowledge, that in what kind of condition are you currently in.
I'm in a condition, where i have a positive feeling female individual who share my bloodline. We as human beings are doing actions that are very good.
I'm glad that you transmitted this information into my brain my currently existing woman individual who shares my bloodline.
@@someonetgg I LOST IT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
@@ej4j4i38wGwgeb8 Poetry.
You know, I kinda feel sorry for BJ and Anya. He's a legendary man, one of the coolest videogame heroes ever, she's one of the best female characters in recent years, a strong woman and actually a great role model. And THIS is their legacy. Damn.
at least half life 3 will be coming soon
For real. The whole time, I was waiting for Samus, Lara Croft, Aloy, and 2B to come along and beat the shit out of those 2. Now those 4 are examples of well written and badass female characters.The writers for this game need to take some fucking notes.
And (In the original Lore, at least) Terror Billy is literally the great grandfather of William Blazcowicz the Third, AKA the original Doom Guy! How in the love of everything this happened?!
@@jasontodd2607 how about ciri?
@Leonard M sucks to suck
the next game NEEDS to retcon the cringe twins away with two solid twins that hae more depth then "LOL WE WOMEN"
11:53
Me, a German engineer: -_-"
Edit: It's actually quite nice beeing able to read all the signs and advertisements in the game in German. ^^
Bethesda is actively trying to dig their own grave
This is what I think Bethesda does to all it's developers. Wolfenstein devs are shown here for example:
Bethesda: "Hey Wolfenstein devs!"
Wolf. devs: "Yeah?"
Bethesda: "Here, take this bullet."
Wolf. devs.: "uhh... why?"
Bethesda: "I want you to make a woke g--- AAAAAAGHHH! What the fuck did you do?!"
Wolf. devs.: "I shot you in the foot like you wanted."
Bethesda: "That's it! Your writers are fired!"
Wolf devs.: "But... you said th-"
Bethesda: "I don't care what I said! You're fired!"
To be fair they seem to be very capable grave diggers.
@Sir Potato
*fools gold*
Bruh.... DOOM is next on the slaughtering ground....
They should just stick with the Elder Scrolls games since thats the only franchise they are good with
"Players love escort missions, so let's make the singleplayer experience one long escort mission!"
said no one ever
😂😂😂
To play devils advocate RE4 made it work, could be a fun parameter under skillful, creative, interesting hands.
Yeah all it needs is an option to put your partner into a dumpster crate while you clear out the enemies and have fun without them.
Don't blame the developer just because you don't have any friends to play the clearly labeled Co-op game with.
I miss the days where Blazkowicz would just mow down Zombies with the sten gun in the Underground Catacombs or reducing Nazis to ashes in a bombed-out factory with the flamethrower.
You know when you found a good reviewer when you don’t even play the game and your watching .
Wolfenstein used to be the Big Brother to DOOM
Now the Big Brother is a crack head in Mom's basement while Little Bro goes off to College, works two jobs, and supports the family back home.
kinda hoping ID software can pull a Bungie soon and go independently published before Bethesda screws them over too.
Ramseas119 don't worry bathista will likely fuck up doom via meddling with it
You wait and see if the next Doom didn't have some of that Bullcrap of DRM & MT
They can't pull a bungie because bethesda (or zenimax) own ID software
ID doesn't have the size, money, or presence that Bungie does. Unfortunately, I really don't see them going their own way any time soon.
I love this comment hahahah totally nailed it
My GOD that dude-sister laugh... It hurts me physically.
They kind of remind me of the Kanker sisters from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
@@rascoehunter3608 At leas the Kanker Sisters were entertaining to watch.
@@gustavferreira627 True.
sue them
@@rascoehunter3608 Is it funny that Kanker is dutch for Cancer? The Cancer sisters?! :p hahaha
I suppose its my 5th time watching this review since the time of release, the way he is casting out almost every aspect of this cringe generator back to the shadow realm where it crawled out of is getting more and more hilarious with every consecutive viewing. Its like his script and attitude towards this game were so in sync, you can almost feel like you've tasted his frustration, without having to suffer the real experience.
Don't lie. You've been looking for any opportunity to use 'cringehammer'
"I believe in you, Sis!" Can confirm, would be concerned if I heard my sister say that.
Sincerely, a woman with a real life sister.
If my brother said something like that out of the blue, I would assume he was abducted by aliens and replaced with a brainwashed clone.
Not every siblings hate each other, you know
@@escarche9917 unless you live in a yogurt commercial, no sibling I've ever known (including my own) would ever say something so atrociously cringy out loud. If my sis did, I'd be wondering if someone was holding her at gunpoint.
There’s sibling “hating” each other, then there’s souless, agenda-driven shitty writing. You get three guesses as to which one applies to Youngblood, and the first two don’t count.
@@Morbacounet i would be concerned that my sibling was dying or something.. or waiting for diagnosis.
"Don't play this game solo..."
Hmmmm....
"Don't play this game" -fixed
FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
When he said "Daddy BJ", I thought: How does he know my nickname?
Man those squares in the health bars floored me in the beginning as well.
Next time, try writing women... as people.
Hello sister
@@Strix2031 James Charles reference
What do you mean? Isnt it in style in the media to write all of their "amazing characts" as WOMEN. Because all people are characatures of themselves.
I don’t care about the sisters, who’s BJ II since we already know after Blazkowicks are his two disappointments but he’s also commander keen’s grandfather? Which doesn’t make sense since he’s got those two degenerative sausages as his daughters. But hey a small theory that’s not meant to make sense, it’s secretly Duke Nukem whos father of keen
For that matter, try writing _twins_ as people.
"Shyeaaa brah! Nice shot SIS!"
"Shyeaaa forsure brah! Thanks BRO!"
"Watch out braaah! Theres a nazi behind you, broseph!"
"Additional cheesy sibling phrase that nobody says in real life!"
"Cover me while I scratch my balls, sis!"
Cringe level elevated to 10,000,000,000%
“We hired the best 50 year old man to write the dialogue for these teenagers.” - Wolfenstien Script producers
I don't have siblings, but even I know that proper word choice can show relationships subtly (just calling each other "Soph" and "Jess" is enough to show familiarity), whereas GIANT ASS NEON SIGNS like the phrases in this game only tune people out.
And aren't the elevator scenes just the best ever?
Sis You Just Posted Cringe
You are going to lose subscriber
They don't act like sisters, they act like best friends.
THIS IS NOT HOW SIBLINGS TREAT EACHOTHER.
Actual siblings have relationships that go from supportive to "Fuck you with with a broomstick"
This is why on paper these two should work, but they don't get in sibling banther where they go from good terms to mutual death wish over stupid shit. That's how you make siblings endearing they fight each other, then ramble, then tell jokes. But they act
1- like boys
2- Like best friends.
3-like preschool kids.
This happens when
1- Writers have no idea how women speak to each other
2-Can't differentiate friendship from brotherhood (or just don't understand brotherhood)
3-Can't write teenagers
Saying they are out of their element it's an understatement. I mean, the writers seem to have difficulty with comedy. Wich is something i felt with new Colossus Like the jokes were forced or just cheap. But this. This hurts and instead of being made into secondary characters. the bad jokes accompany you the entire game.
How can someone scream after getting shot in the head😂
Stop
Buying
Their
Games
Well then how are we gonna get his good review videos
I'll take Doom Eternal.
Doom Eternal is looking like a snack I hope they don’t screw up the one game that could save the company.
I’m gonna buy eternal and stuff like that.
Until Bethesda will hopefully get bankrupt
@Max Strong I'd rather enjoy my life now and not invest in shit that could well be worthless later over the promise of enjoying myself much later
They act more like a couple of lesbians than just two sisters.
Yep
I have yet to see a lesbian couple murdering a guy, then throw up on his corpse, and then laugh about it.
HOW?
Xande my sisters don’t act like this at all, the lesbian couple at school however are spot on to these shit heads
When I see the trailer I thought they were. Then she said "sis" and sweet home Alabama played behind me
Watching this while playing FFXIV and that one little clip sent me so off guard haha
That "We Did Everything Right!" From Arbert got me in the feels man...
The girls are pretty much knock offs of Beavis and Butthead
Yes!
And two awful knock offs at that
More like Army of Two, but with oit any of the charm and with the main characters having the humor capacity of someone who fell into a coma sometime in late 2015 to mid 2016 and woke up just to write some characters for a video game
That's exactly what i said. EXACTLY!
This was something I told my wife a couple of days back. Think I might have broken her.
Glad I'm not alone with this observation
"Does this look like the 1980s?"
Ummm I don't think there were microtransactions in the 1980s
The other games were set in the early 1960's...
this car begs to differ : www.igcd.net/vehicle.php?id=64550
actually ....well ..hate to be that guy. Arcade gaming technically sold you lives for a dime.
Those fucking guns look like they were from COD4 lmao The damn mechs and robot suits look like it came from DOOM 2016 lol..
@@XenomorphsWrath Yeah but you knew upfront that arcade takes money for every chance at playing.... Now we buy $60 full price games that are incomplete and have microtransactions in it, sometimes hidden or added on a few months later after it is released.
@@XenomorphsWrath We should not forget that you didn't have to buy the machine running it, pay for electricity, buying the game for XX amount of $ and after all that pay for the lives. ;)
After all, paying for the lives wasn't that bad of a deal. xD
It’s so odd that games so rarely fully use the potential of the 80s setting.
I just finished this game. I didn't even realise there was different ammo types for different shield types. I mostly just used the shotgun and I never ran out of ammo.
I... Don't know how to feel about that.
*(takes one step)
YOU'RE SLAYIN IT SIS
*blinks*
*YoU cAn Do ThIs, JeSs!*
@@jarothewerewolf5277 *breathing
"YOU GOT THIS, SOPH"
OG- CryoMan (exists) that’s it sis
That is true
FuCk YeAh!
Man, the allies must've had a hard time when they came up against those level 6 nazis when they stormed omaha beach.
Don't forget the spontaneously generating reinforcments
Yeah or mecha hitler.....
Which small square ammo type works against this enemy. Oh my little pistol against a giant of course
Or robot dogs and mecha super soldiers
The only thing they were missing are numbers flying out of them every time they take a bullet.
If anyone wonders which song plays at 7:44: 'Weltraum Surfen (Tregenza remix) from Copilot Music + Sound'.
I find it truly genuinely sad that Bethesda can more and more be described as "EA but incompetent"
And EA might even be coming back a little bit...
"EA but even less competent"
Bethesda didn't make this game
@@alexbattaglia8297 Bethesda game studios didn't make this game, no. But Bethesda studios owns the studio that made this game.
@Christopher Simon We'll see.
It doesn’t make sense to me that 80s culture could’ve grown in the totalitarian hellscape the story takes place in
i thought the exact thing. it would be a far cry from the 80's we know after all it's a completely different universe to the one we know. speaking of far cry another game ruined by overly cringe feminism being shoved down our throats
_But you're living in a totalitarian hellscape._
*_BUY THE MICROTRANSACTIONS._*
@Challenged Man Yikes
@Challenged Man Wow, you're stupid.
@Challenged Man can you give me a source for this claim? By the way, the Nazis would have still been totalitarian POS if the won WWII.
please can I have a link to his twitch video I can't find on his twitch account
Bad sibling interactions kill me. If my sister was like “you got this” I’d be like “shut the fuck up dude I already knew I had it.”
Man, I used to love Bethesda.
The next elder scrolls being good is becoming more doubtful with every game they release.
That's their last chance to redeem themselves. But I doubt it.
@@astealthyfish They are essentially another EA and Activision in my eyes.
Hell, I never enjoyed any Bethesda game but I respected them and they threw it all again.
ES6 is going to be Pay-to-Win, or some such...
@@RabnawazReviews You know, I was going to say I enjoyed several of their games but now that I think about it? It wasn't their *base* game I enjoyed, it was the incredible modded game the modding community let you put together on top of their buggy base.
It completely lost me the moment I saw a heavy auto-shotgun spamming at an enemy officer wearing NO ARMOR, and it was doing like 10% his health in damage per shot.
In The Division is way worse
@@julianweiser9985 is this game named division3? No its called wolfenstain
I mean that's what turned you off? Not the multi racial bullshit feminazi agenda spread across the fucking cover? Does your wifes boyfriend know about this?
Garrett Friday Just to let you know, smoothbrains like you who excuse the attempt at adding stupid identity politics bullshit to a game about shooting Nazis and hiding it behind "bad storytelling" is what ruins games. If you try to shoehorn far left stupidity into your media it makes for shit writing and shit characters. The people who wrote the story and characters for Youngblood are an excellent example of that.
Quit fucking excusing this shit. Every single franchise you enjoy is going to have shit character designs and shit stories like this if you pretend like it isn't happening. You honestly thought Battlefield 5's story was good with its own attempt at adding females to a time period where absolutely no women in the West were infantry?
Once again, does your wife's boyfriend know about this?
@@Keirnoth All I'm getting from this is that you don't like playing as women.
The annoying characters was enough reason alone for me not to buy this game which sucks because the previous games were pretty fucking good.
What's the music playing in background at 14:08
So basically a gender swapped, less inspired and much worse version of Army of 2? Well done, Bethesda. *Puke*
Machinegames*
Bethesda only published it,like our beloved New Vegas
Man, remember Army of 2? Goddamn, I used to play that game all the time with my dad on split screen. Good times.
Im really getting sick of this 80's bullshit: the clothes, the references, the fucking synth music. Am I alone in this thinking?
@@TyrDrum yes
@@TyrDrum No.
Cod: Ghosts had a better sibling dynamic and one brother doesn't even talk
Lol
This is such a shame. I just recently finished the New Colossus and I loved it. Loved the New Order and Old Blood. Currently playing the 09 Wolfenstein on ps3 and I was thinking of picking up Young Blood next. Thanks for saving me some time, money, and frustration. Have a like and a subscribe. 👍
The 09 Wolfenstein is so underrated. It's not a perfect game, but it's far from bad. Probably the last decent Raven game before they were pressed into working on CoD
32:45 you can just feel Ralph's pain watching that
I got this game for free with the purchase of my gaming computer and after seeing this review I want to *refund my computer*
Do it!
The possibility of refund can be unlocked through microtransactions.
Yeah me too, hopefully control is good
1085243 Oooooor they've got an nvidia ad contract? I just hope you are joking
@@AngryRamboShow Found the village idiot. Or the tryhard troll. Either way, it's bad.
Sister: "Yeah duuude!"
Everyone: Oh shut up already...
Bethesda "yeah" guy: "YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
lmaoooooooo
Apparently you weren't alive back in the eighties...
We talked like that all the time bro and it was totally rad man
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i know even Mr tourgue is telling them to calm down
@@BolinFoto I was totally alive bro...just didn't snort so much when saying it.
Then you didn't say it right.
Snorting is like the most tubular thing man.
I was in shock too when i was back in the beginning in the garage when my companion died. I had 1 key already in the slot and was waiting for my companion to turn the second key, then she died...
They had the audacity of saying "We stayed true to the source material"
"Hey, you should play Wolfenstein Youngblood"
"Make me, barf bag"
"Huehuehue"
I'd like to assume this means that a barf bag is required to play this game :)
Hell yeah sis!
All of a sudden, I think I know why there was absolutely no marketing for this game. They had to know that this was a turd no amount of polish would save
More likely there was no marketing because that costs money, money they'd rather save on top of what they manage to scam with the microtransactions.
@SomethingScanning BJ was supposed to be jewish, not polish. He had a jewish mother and thus is legally jewish himself. So it's actually like they tried to jewish a turd
They would rather just save the money
The literal only time i was told of this game's existence is on nintendo switch news, Nowhere else
@SomethingScanning no he doesnt have polish heritage hes wife is polish and has polish heritage
It hurts watching this. Just started playing it, and the gunplay and movement are so sweet. It sounds like they couldn't make up their mind of they wanted a open world single player or a co-op objective shooter.
My friend and I had to rely on a bug that happened while we were playing where my character froze for everyone but me but I still able to move and shoot but none of the Enemy A.I attacked me but my Playermodel :/
“The real boss I had to overcome was my idiot teammate, not the giant nazi robot in front of me.”
SU- "does this look like the 1980's?"
ME- "looks like dishonored"
Stupid ally AI and watered-downness with unnecessary RPG mechanic sure do feel like 80s.
That’s what I was thinking!
Except the level design makes you think that you’re supposed to walk into that wall.
@Fozzy W i know, right? such a fun series
@@ammod2403 Should we gather for whiskeys and cigars tonight?
Siblings don't say "you can do this, dude!" They say "if you die here, I'll bring you back to life and kill you myself". (And as a side note, if you're going to have a game with different ammo types, you need at least like three or four. Hell, the basic three or four aren't even difficult to figure out: shells, bullets, the obligatory electric/plasma ammo type, and explosives)
Why does the camera in the elevator have a battery-charge indicator?!??!?