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My favorite part about Jerma videos is that so many of the comments are people describing the events of the video like it’s a headline for a news story about a guy who got arrested for doing something weird.
@@captainimperialism4568 I think it started way back when one guy used to do it every video except he made it more obvious that it was supposed to be a news headline
Jerma: "This is what I look like." Sim: *ALMOST looks like Jerma* Chat: "Put on facecam so we can compare." Jerma: *Puts on facecam, and then changes Sim a lot* Sim: *Looks NOTHING like Jerma*
I actually rewatched the full stream last week and was laughing my ass off at this household to an unbelievable degree. I remembered most of the fruit stuff but somehow forgot just how absouletly insane and idiotic Jerma and Vroomer were.
Seeing Jermas crippling drug addiction to MDMA through the eyes of the Giant Rat really hit. Please Jerma if you see this get help. Mom and Dad are worried for you and they still love you. They just want you to get help. You know your addiction has hurt so many in the family. You have a problem and that's okay.
He's been like that for a while. - Jerma makes a face - Chat screenshots and sends it to him - Jerma: "That's photoshopped. I don't look like that. That's not physically possible." - Then he has to go look at the footage to convince himself that he really does look like that.
At 20:53 the cop that looks EXACTLY like Etalyx coming in to arrest him right after the murder caught me so off guard i couldn't breathe oh my goodness
I’m pretty new to Jerma videos and I thought the guy speeding by him was a joke or an over-exaggeration and hearing in the background just “zooooommm” was hilarious.
the cat just gave me a trippy flashback to a line of toys I loved as a kid, they were kind of like garbage pail kids but animals that had something horrible done to them. I loved the cat that had a tire track across the middle. Unless that was all a fever dream. Chat please confirm for me that this was a real thing and not the product of my diseased mind. edit: they were called Meanies and they were very real
Jerma: **amused by horrifically clever disfigurement of human bodies and faces to make them vaguely resemble various animals** Also Jerma: **paints fake tire marks on a cat, clearly in good health** “NO CHAT, I CAN’T DO THIS, THIS IS TOO DARK”
Why did Jerma give Etalyx such weird hair and name him "Vroomer"? And who's that other Firs T'die guy supposed to represent, chat? I'm very confused, I expected Jerma's vlogging channel to make more sense D:
I can't tell if it's one of those long con bits or if when he isn't on camera during stream he's really sitting there naked and getting up to put on his robe
If you don't like *GIANT RAT* we cant be friends.
He makes all of the rules, after all.
Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into.
It’s just Walter
Looks-at-horny rat
Facts
Streamer owns no clothes and only has a blanket to cover himself with
you are not a p
You are not a p
you are not a p
you are not a p
you ARE a p
"I don't have any friends"
"Alright I'm joining a gang" - Jerma
*The Thotties*
The Tragedy.
rational thinking
I have a dream
"We have to make friends somehow"
jerma's original sim of himself is a centimeter away from being handsome jack adjacent
borderlands but handsome jack looks like that
Handsome Jack meets Ramsay Bolton
Literally BL3 Timothy Lawrence
@@ScienceWizard373 oh god you're right
They kinda have similar voices sometimes too
10:07 POV you’re Otto and Jerma is bathing you
Poor Otto, he has to deal with Jerma's crippling MDMA addiction.
I've had multiple dreams like this
"what he's doin?"
I’m relatively new to jerma, I assume Otto is his dog?
@@Jesus_3232 yeah
My favorite part about Jerma videos is that so many of the comments are people describing the events of the video like it’s a headline for a news story about a guy who got arrested for doing something weird.
Cheese Wizard People do that with Joel as well, no matter how many times I see it it’s always funny as hell
@@captainimperialism4568 I think it started way back when one guy used to do it every video except he made it more obvious that it was supposed to be a news headline
@@TheKidNobodyNotices Local News Crowdsourced to Replace Missing Print Designer
I mean, the man ate a goddamn shoe on stream. This is the kind of audience he cultivates
DERANGED STREAMER RUNS OVER MAN'S CAT CLAIMING "IT'S NOT TIRE MARKS"
I like how the GIANT RAT, was the most normal of them all and had nothing bad happen to them.
He made all of the rules, including the one that makes it so nothing bad can happen to him
Jerma: "This is what I look like."
Sim: *ALMOST looks like Jerma*
Chat: "Put on facecam so we can compare."
Jerma: *Puts on facecam, and then changes Sim a lot*
Sim: *Looks NOTHING like Jerma*
It looks like onision
@@B0Yextreme oof, I hate getting reminded of that guy, lmao
@@B0Yextreme Dont compare Jerma to that freak :(((
@@gustavop.9379 im comparing the sim with that freak lol
We’re talking about both jermas
> *Gets shot*
> “Very sad”
Going into rat cam and catching Jerma taking drugs in the bathroom is the funniest thing to happen in this series
the dog pov section was terrifying
Yeah I feel too much remorse for my french bulldog right now, especially after giving him a bath yesterday
That's a weird way to spell "arousing" but okay
@@BalthorYT back to hell with you
@@themyofmy :)
Rat-Cam.
I love that jerma's attempt at making himself resulted in him making his evil clone, germuh
It sorta looks like Anakin before he got burned to a crisp
The Sims has this ability to unlock Jerma's full potential as a comedy man. Every single Sims related video is golden.
I was laughing almost every single second of the previous Sims video. Comedy gold.
I actually rewatched the full stream last week and was laughing my ass off at this household to an unbelievable degree. I remembered most of the fruit stuff but somehow forgot just how absouletly insane and idiotic Jerma and Vroomer were.
Jerma is great when he gets to pick on tiny people.
Comedy man
omfg the fruits had me dead
streamer washes his rat and takes pills live on stream
Seeing Jermas crippling drug addiction to MDMA through the eyes of the Giant Rat really hit. Please Jerma if you see this get help. Mom and Dad are worried for you and they still love you. They just want you to get help. You know your addiction has hurt so many in the family. You have a problem and that's okay.
That “Run ova” was the most Bostonian I’ve ever heard Jerma speak.
5:24
wait till you see jock Jerma
SOUTHIE FO LIFE
This must be the strangest take on American Psycho yet
Its funny how jerma's character impulsively murders everyone similar to how his earlier videos went.
I live in vegas and I drive real fast when jerma is streaming just in case jerma is inside one of the houses
The chaos of The Thotties' first appearance is one of my more vivid memories.
"HHHRRRRNNNGG"
“He was gonna shoot me but then he realized how bad I smelled”
2:00 that’s just Anakin Skywalker
Nate Dimitroff well Jerma hates sand
I'm not the only one thank god
today on "twitch streamer not so subtly reveals his crippling body dysmoprhia"
Let's be real chat definitely doesn't help
The thing stream really fucked him up
He's been like that for a while.
- Jerma makes a face
- Chat screenshots and sends it to him
- Jerma: "That's photoshopped. I don't look like that. That's not physically possible."
- Then he has to go look at the footage to convince himself that he really does look like that.
@@MatthewPherigo And then sometimes it actually _is_ Photoshopped and he thinks it's real...
This actually kinda makes me sad. I feel like we all need to go on a Jerma stream and just compliment him
POV: You're the giant rat that makes all of the rules getting a bath from Jerma985 high on weed he bought from a garden gnome ASMR
“High on weed” makes it sound like you’re shooting us fucking drugz. just say stoned lol. high on weed sounds weird. As you can tell I’m fuckin baked
Eddie Burke happy 420 g
@@daveraddy3119 happy Thursday the 27th of January g
@@AlanaBananaCanada dude its actually my bday whats good G?
@@daveraddy3119 holy shit bud, happy birthday! that's pretty rad there raddy. Have a gooder 🤙🏻
At 20:53 the cop that looks EXACTLY like Etalyx coming in to arrest him right after the murder caught me so off guard i couldn't breathe oh my goodness
so this is where he learned to twerk for the third green screen stream
Exactly my thoughts
I’m pretty new to Jerma videos and I thought the guy speeding by him was a joke or an over-exaggeration and hearing in the background just “zooooommm” was hilarious.
>makes Walter
"It's a giant rat"
Pretty fair reaction to seeing a bull terrier ngl
It's the budlight mascot!
1:00 literally the ice age baby
I want them dead
10:05 This is someone's fanatasy
yeah, mine
Streamer drowns rat on rat camera
Jerma’s first child POV
@@meneerhoed no that's mine
If these comments are anything to go by, it’s a lot of people’s fantasy
Imagine sending yourself to hell because you chainsawed the grim reaper
Dante’s Inferno (2010)
jerma: "i'm gonna join a gang"
20 unrelated and uncontrolled kills alter: "ok that's enough"
“Buy mdma pills” jerma: “is this illegal”
It depends which region you're in, your race and social status
A story of a inspiring dancer turned serial killer, as he is corrupted by his gang member friends.
6:45 That probably happened to Jerma right when he was born.
When the gnome waddled in I absolutely lost my shit
These simoleon horror story videos have legitimately made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed good shit
Favorite part is when one of the thotties gang members kills a cop and they all laugh and jerma also laughs
I got unreasonably upset when 8 ran away and nobody would comfort him
0:28 within 10 seconds jerma made me go from feeling indifferent, to wanting to punch that sim
I love how after the giant rat was bathed, he just watched Jerma take 70 Xanax.
this is quite possibly one of the most deranged things ive ever seen happen in a video game
Delusional Vroomer thinks he is Prince Charming from Shrek
“I will I WILL... i just have to put clothes on” never change jerma never change
AMAZING OPTICAL ILLUSION 18:34
Fuck yeah!!
the cat just gave me a trippy flashback to a line of toys I loved as a kid, they were kind of like garbage pail kids but animals that had something horrible done to them. I loved the cat that had a tire track across the middle. Unless that was all a fever dream. Chat please confirm for me that this was a real thing and not the product of my diseased mind.
edit: they were called Meanies and they were very real
19:53 Vroomer pulled some kind of spy movie bit and shot a lady while hiding the gun behind a coffee mug he was holding in the same hand.
**THE CAR PUNCHLINE**
the continuation of the truck punchline.
15:44 just a casual Mortal Kombat special move in the Sims no biggy
2:37 - That''s Dr. Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot
My thoughts exactly.
2:57
Walter
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
nigga Walter
nigga
@@zarithevill walter
Whenever jerma goes quiet you are unsure if he’s laughing or those weird quiet sounds is him typing.
22:30 Joker (2019)
J M lmaoooo
YOU GET WHAT YOU ****ING DESERVE!
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner, WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?!!
I'll tell you what you get
Whenever 8 Lives ran away, all hell broke loose. Just saying
Jerma: **amused by horrifically clever disfigurement of human bodies and faces to make them vaguely resemble various animals**
Also Jerma: **paints fake tire marks on a cat, clearly in good health** “NO CHAT, I CAN’T DO THIS, THIS IS TOO DARK”
Jerma randomly executing pedestrians and housemates is fairly accurate to his real life persona.
I still can't get over how handsome Jeremy is
DO NOT talk to the Vroomer before they have had their coffee.
Honestly, though, Jeremy’s Sim is quite a flattering caricature.
Nick Roselin True.
“I just gotta put clothes on”
*[just wraps himself in a blanket]*
21:09 I died when the cat starts licking the blood
local streamer joins and gang, ends up in Hell for his sins
Any character, literally anyone at all: *Dies*
The violinist off-camera: 👀👀👀😲😲😉🤗🤗🤗💁♂️🎻🎻🎻🤲🥳🥳🥳
eat hot chip and lie its you again
A Jerma murder mystery where the killer is always the inter-dimensional car
Chat: "name the cat Speed Bump"
I was drinking water.
Its incredible how thorough this whole storyline is, so much to unpack really
gotta love a jonny english intro
10:05 you're being waterboarded by jerma for knowing about The Facility where jerma clones are produ- *gets shot by assassin through window*
i love how jerma would just start dancing after killing someone
This absolutely killed me live, my mouth hurt from laughter for several days straight and it's happening again help me
"Could You stop killing Sims?, I don't have all day to reap souls."
The thumbnail send a feeling of pure dread over my entire body
Wait why is there anime music at 24:25 ????
23:53 a s c e n d e d
Seeing the cat slowly run away and disappear all while jerma is murdering his roommate is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
i love dealing maddy with a gnome
2:18 Sentry goin' up!
jerma is so cute! i wanna keep him in a little jam jar.
forget the tiremarks: this sicko gave a cat psoriasis
Crazy streamer yells at virtual beings
Local streamer turned god brings life to his own inner representations of his past, present and possibly future
The dog is my sleep paralysis demon
What dog?
@@Skiivin my bad the big rat
18:14 kills someone then does a sexy dance
Why did Jerma give Etalyx such weird hair and name him "Vroomer"? And who's that other Firs T'die guy supposed to represent, chat? I'm very confused, I expected Jerma's vlogging channel to make more sense D:
@Ze4l Fish Harsh but true
I can't tell if it's one of those long con bits or if when he isn't on camera during stream he's really sitting there naked and getting up to put on his robe
people say 2020 is a bad year but i say its one of the best, like cmon Jerma uploaded this
This is just the Kenshi stream from an alternate universe
jerma killing death itself and then tposing is terrifying
Local streamer corrodes the relationships within an innocent household
Compact streamer has insecurities about himself
Gotta say, Jerma going full on Patrick Bateman and then being sent of to hell is a very appropriate ending for"Simoleon Horror Story"'s Storyline
6:37 ace attorney character names be like
7:18 the jokes find jerma
I love that hard cut to what Jeremy "looks like"
Local man joins gang and goes on murdering rampage: Promptly gets dragged to hell, witnesses say
1:30 handsome jack
Speed bump is objectively a hilarious cat name
i love how jerma tries to create himself, then his sim turns into a murderous psychopath on its own like it knew who jerma was
This is not an episode to watch while drinking. Seeing the digital cat get ignored/neglected was making me seriously depressed.
2:16
WOAAAAH YANKEEE WITH NO BRIM
Very interesting how the only sim Jerma made to be a copy of himself turned out to be a serial killer.
of course sim jeremy is the one that gets to kill death