The broken down example of every Jerma stream: "Guys I'm not gonna do X!" *_does X_* "Hey did you hear about the guy who did X, ON STREAM?!" And it is funny every God damn time.
"Guys im not gonna do the whole house with mirrors" Proceeds to cover the whole living room in mirrors and has a mental breakdown when he looks at it The Epitome of a Jerma Joke
Jerma is the only person who would gaslight his own audience by making a fake video promising to play a different game than the one he was gonna play today.
The funniest part is, he made that video saying he will play House Flipper on the 19th before the stream. Giving pre stream chat the pre recorded video and lie to us lmao
@@Nick_Senny Yea I've already seen superdazza's edit of this and I wish the 2ndjerma edits were willing to break the "formula" and show us stuff like chat and give extra info, etc. but it seems like part of the 2ndjerma style is to not have any of that and only show the pure stream footage which honestly sucks. But hey, at least we have third party editors willing to give the people the extra funny context.
They're beach houses. What do you expect? I have never seen one that didn't have at least one absolutely hellish disaster room. Usually that shack area underneath the house itself.
I tuned into this live and wanted to watch desperados, but as soon as chat mentioned house flipper the hive mind consumed me. The only thing I wanted was HGTV.
I remember he went on a rant about how tomatos are too watery and then on stream he CLAIMS he has a tomato garden... And he didn't eat any on stream...
@@FortyBot it’s either because they’ve been in the store for awhile; grown in a bad area (like with bad water and soil); or just contaminated with tons of chemicals to prevent it from spoiling so fast (at least I think). That’s why growing your own tomatoes usually yields better results since you’re getting the ‘day one’ version of the food.
@@Dr.Oofers It's because tomatoes are really delicate and would squash in shipping so they're bred to be robust and presentable for sale. But that makes them pretty tasteless and watery.
@@Dr.Oofers You and Manu Leach might have missed the primary reason home grown tomatoes taste better than store tomatoes: the home tomatoes are allowed to fully ripen before harvest. Some fruits continue to sweeten after they've been harvested, but tomatoes aren't in that category.
I had a dream that jerma was streaming and talking about how there aren’t games that can satisfy his intellect and then without pause talked about smelling wild oysters and slurping then down, complete with slurp noises and miming it. Transcript: “You know I uh.. I feel like games now a days don’t uh... aren’t smart. Like I don’t find my intellect challenged anymore by games these days. You know the smell of oysters? Like smell a wild oyster and it’s like the best smell. It’s like the ocean like I take an oyster, crack it open, smell it like *deep inhale* mmm yea that’s a good oyster and just *slurrrrp* inhale it like that. Best thing in the world”
I had a dream where I accidentally installed a computer virus which wrecked one of the library computers, then I woke up into another part of the dream and had amnesia
Local Streamer breaks into newly renovated house and pisses on carpet. "You couldn't tell there was piss in those carpets, THERE WAS NO SMELL!" sources say they heard as he was being taken away by police.
@@ninjamonkey2251 He literally said he loves his chat and doesnt mind the teasing at all in the interview with valve news network a few days ago, he knows its all an act and said when the time is right his chat is super supportive
i've definitely seen worse. in fact, as someone who doesn't really participate in chat, i think jerma's chat is possibly the most entertaining and playful chat i've seen yet. jerma's playful personality really shapes how chat acts and talks. jerma's choice of not taking anything said in chat seriously also contributes to the playfulness of it. that's my two cents on the matter i can understand why people think otherwise
Every other streamer/youtuber upon seeing vtubers: I want to make a cute uwu animu waifu version of myself and get simpbucks Jerma seeing vtubers: I want to be a gross slime monster and then he'd overtake my personality Me,Myself and Irene style
I really hope the Thanos-Mr.Satan-Freddy Krueger-southern baptist preacher-Goofy-Dutch Van Der Linde-wrestler voice makes it into its own video because it deserves it.
@@Dr.Oofers Nyanners, very popular western vtuber currently. She used to be relatively well known before though, mainly because of her Pomf Pomf music video. A few years later, she took it down and, in an extensive letter, said how she's ashamed of making that video in the first place and how lolis are wrong etc etc. Now she came back as a Vtuber and her model, surprise surprise, is a loli!!
The video skipped my favourite part of the stream, where he looks at room at 32:40 and completely seriously says "This looks normal now, it looks like a bank"
"retire as jerma and be mr slime" Jerma just explained the dilemma of vtuber perfectly before being one wow. It actually happened quite a lot right now
@@Zorro9129 the guy deleted their reply but i think i know what they meant. No i'm not talking about her, also she's not retiring from being a youtuber, just changing format
@@bizarroderek5481 it was at the end of his stream. Also nyanners had a pretty big reaction to it as well. I forget who, but someone made a highlights video for this stream which included the raid
I'm actually the same as Jerma. I have a really weird phobia of gas stoves. Especially the idea of a gas leak. Although I'm also scared of potentially electrocuting myself, the fear of getting brain damage or just dying from a gas leak is stronger. I know I probably sound like a crazy sycophant. P.S. That last word was autocorrect and now it makes no sense but I wanna keep it there.
I have that as my alarm cause i need to wake up jerma, not because i want to get out off bed with a smile on my face. Rosy tweeting birds dont wake me up, imminent gas explosion does
There is NO other streamer on the face of the earth who would record himself lying before a stream and tell people to link that exact clip so that he can blackmail himself into playing the game he wants to play instead of fucking Desperados 3
has anyone made a Jerma edit of 12:19 to be Gus Fring's reaction to the imminent explosion in Breaking Bad because I swear jerma makes the EXACT same fucking scream that Fring does
Ah, it’s quite the nostalgic feeling to hear Grandpa again. And can we just appreciate that VTubers have spoken great things about him? VTubers, people who probably have careers of their own while doing their own thing as a new, fictional face; can we appreciate the idea that Jerma has fans that don’t even exist on this physical plane?
Oh man I had no idea that House Flipper had new DLC. I'm still waiting for the DLC crossover with Thief Simulator, where you rob houses and then fix them back up, then you sell them, the owners install better security, and you fuckin rob it again
I remember a while back that our gas stove broke, so we called a gas worker to fix it, only to discover after the guy got electrocuted that our land lord had rigged the ground cable for the stove through the gas line. so with one wrong move our house could have blown up. your fear is mildly justified
I heard him say the word Gas and I almost panicked before I realized this was streamed before the “gas” incident
same XD
Same lmao
what was the gas incident
@@isaacherskovitz3276 th-cam.com/video/TipTOoziFC0/w-d-xo.html
@@isaacherskovitz3276 same what was it
SISYPHUS: "Guys, I'm not gonna roll this boulder _all the way up the hill..."_
Holy fuck twitch chat being the Greek gods personality wise makes so much sense
god i love this comment
Do it on stream then! Prove it!
Odin: “Guys, I’m not gonna manifest an eagle to eat Prometheus’ liver for all eternity...”
@@deaddreamdance hubris, greed, lust, memes? Yup. Twitch chat is a Greek deity.
He avoided the question by acting like he's avoiding the question
Fucking genius
i mean it worked. he avoided the question lmao
There's a reason they call him TheMasterOfComedy209
Ey im ur 1000th like
Time stamp?
The broken down example of every Jerma stream:
"Guys I'm not gonna do X!"
*_does X_*
"Hey did you hear about the guy who did X, ON STREAM?!"
And it is funny every God damn time.
Somehow, it never gets old.
PHSYCO STREAMER DOES [REDACTED], ON STREAM!1!!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!1
Eventually x = catboy will be true for the formula
Either this or the opposite
"Guys im gonna do X"
*doesn't do X"
"Did you hear the guy who forgot to do X even though he promised? "
"Guys im not gonna do the whole house with mirrors"
Proceeds to cover the whole living room in mirrors and has a mental breakdown when he looks at it
The Epitome of a Jerma Joke
“Guys I cant do that” In jerma speak is “I am definitely doing that chat”
peak jerma
Coffee cheetos chicken
i can't wait for the 2022 stream where jerma flushes an entire bucket of nickelodeon gak down the toilet in an attempt to "kill off" Mr Slime
why doesn't he just do that now?
He would absolutely fucking do that.
It wouldn't work mr slime is too powerful
then proceeds to drop his phone into the toilet.
Don't forget 2023, where Mr Slime makes a shocking re-appearance in the 14th Jerma Rumble.
“Oh you like carpets? Eat a carpet LIVE on stream.”
l-lewd
"You can't eat carpet, silly daddy."
"Of course you can't like that. You gotta boil it til the glue gets soft."
Banned for zornography
@@ccda3324 "oh shoot, look at the time it's time for work, gotta get your gas mask on"
well as a lesbian i do that pretty much every day of my life
Jerma is the only person who would gaslight his own audience by making a fake video promising to play a different game than the one he was gonna play today.
Lmaooo I thought that video was real, shows how creative this guy is
jerma is an anomaly
gas
Oh my fucking God, did he really do it? He's a crazy genius, ten steps ahead of us, and we didn't even go anywhere, but he's already there.
He would *GAS*light his audience
its crazy that jerma is literally the most entertaining person on twitch.
Anna Sanchez Vinny?Joel? Simpleflips?
More entertaining than them
Each with their own opinion
They all share the 1st place holding hands
Jerma needs a little boost tho
Funny Valentine love wins
I'm fucking crying at a family having "puppet night" in their designated "puppetry room"
11:07 Hearing Jerma talk about his GAS phobia before the Saw house happened is really funny in retrospect
The funniest part is, he made that video saying he will play House Flipper on the 19th before the stream. Giving pre stream chat the pre recorded video and lie to us lmao
so that clip at the beginning was recorded just hours before he went live? It was all fake? Did he really go that deep for the bit?
is this the streamer that GASLIGHTED his fans on stream?
I love Jack but I saw an edit where someone edited that in there and included the prestream chat that was hilarious
@@Nick_Senny Yea I've already seen superdazza's edit of this and I wish the 2ndjerma edits were willing to break the "formula" and show us stuff like chat and give extra info, etc. but it seems like part of the 2ndjerma style is to not have any of that and only show the pure stream footage which honestly sucks. But hey, at least we have third party editors willing to give the people the extra funny context.
I don't trust anything "Jeremy" says anymore.
I'll be honest, the last way I expected from Jerma to react to that V-tuber clip is creating his OWN existential crisis with a new character.
I actually couldn't see him reacting any other way. It just wouldn't be him if he did.
These houses look like they went through all the possible natural disasters
last house was glassed by the covenant
Like the four horsemen crashed there for the weekend.
They're beach houses. What do you expect? I have never seen one that didn't have at least one absolutely hellish disaster room. Usually that shack area underneath the house itself.
I tuned into this live and wanted to watch desperados, but as soon as chat mentioned house flipper the hive mind consumed me. The only thing I wanted was HGTV.
TBF, Jerma's House Flipper streams are fucking hilarious.
this perfectly describes jermas chat
THE HIVE
I remember he went on a rant about how tomatos are too watery and then on stream he CLAIMS he has a tomato garden... And he didn't eat any on stream...
store tomatoes kinda suck; if you grow them yourself you can use better varieties
@@FortyBot it’s either because they’ve been in the store for awhile; grown in a bad area (like with bad water and soil); or just contaminated with tons of chemicals to prevent it from spoiling so fast (at least I think).
That’s why growing your own tomatoes usually yields better results since you’re getting the ‘day one’ version of the food.
@@Dr.Oofers It's because tomatoes are really delicate and would squash in shipping so they're bred to be robust and presentable for sale. But that makes them pretty tasteless and watery.
@@ManuLeach I see.
@@Dr.Oofers You and Manu Leach might have missed the primary reason home grown tomatoes taste better than store tomatoes: the home tomatoes are allowed to fully ripen before harvest. Some fruits continue to sweeten after they've been harvested, but tomatoes aren't in that category.
I had a dream that jerma was streaming and talking about how there aren’t games that can satisfy his intellect and then without pause talked about smelling wild oysters and slurping then down, complete with slurp noises and miming it.
Transcript:
“You know I uh.. I feel like games now a days don’t uh... aren’t smart. Like I don’t find my intellect challenged anymore by games these days. You know the smell of oysters? Like smell a wild oyster and it’s like the best smell. It’s like the ocean like I take an oyster, crack it open, smell it like *deep inhale* mmm yea that’s a good oyster and just *slurrrrp* inhale it like that. Best thing in the world”
this is going to happen one day this is absolutely a fucking real stream that you predicted
I had a dream where I accidentally installed a computer virus which wrecked one of the library computers, then I woke up into another part of the dream and had amnesia
Sparkle Pawz
I could literally hear his voice while reading that.
Chat has a date with Jerma on the beach.
i somewhat doubt that you remembered your entire dream but that still sounds like an amazing scenario
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JERMA AND MR. SLIME
On this channel they call him Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jerma
No joke. Our neighbor actually built an addition to his house and was shitfaced the entire time. Funnily enough, it turned out really well.
The most powerful kind of dad is the kind that gets drunk and is equally or more competent then when sober
Was it Grover
That was probably Jerma in disguise
>no joke
>funny enough
curious 🤔🤔
Local Streamer breaks into newly renovated house and pisses on carpet.
"You couldn't tell there was piss in those carpets, THERE WAS NO SMELL!" sources say they heard as he was being taken away by police.
turns out he was the one to call the police because he smelled the slightest bit of gas
I don't like Jerma. he just steals his jokes from SlimeGuyTV
Yeah this guy jerma starts beef with a lot of good tubers and streamers such as grillmasterxbbq And the slime guy.
Is this the INSANE SLIME streamer who killed and ate his dog?
*_ON STREAM?!_*
This guy is SLIMED.
@Aeio Uy this madman is completely SLIMED what a psycho
Once again, Jerma has created a new personality and tells his viewers to hate them unconditionally
This psycho is absolutely slimed in the brain
Jerma finally got revenge on chat for all the mind games over the years
Good. I hate his chat.
Lug Twitch chat in general*
@@ninjamonkey2251 Yes he does, he is pure evil and not even the real jerma. The real jerma is like 5 deaths ago alive.
@@ninjamonkey2251 He literally said he loves his chat and doesnt mind the teasing at all in the interview with valve news network a few days ago, he knows its all an act and said when the time is right his chat is super supportive
i've definitely seen worse. in fact, as someone who doesn't really participate in chat, i think jerma's chat is possibly the most entertaining and playful chat i've seen yet.
jerma's playful personality really shapes how chat acts and talks. jerma's choice of not taking anything said in chat seriously also contributes to the playfulness of it.
that's my two cents on the matter
i can understand why people think otherwise
It’s weird hearing him have a whole conversation about “gas” without doing the Jigsaw voice.
Every other streamer/youtuber upon seeing vtubers: I want to make a cute uwu animu waifu version of myself and get simpbucks
Jerma seeing vtubers: I want to be a gross slime monster and then he'd overtake my personality Me,Myself and Irene style
That's why he's the GOAT
yeah because jerma isnt a simp suckup
Vinny: I wanna make meat avatar and say YEOW
Jeremy's too talented and genuinely entertaining to be a V-tuber
@@GolemOfTime That's exactly why he has to do it.
I really hope the Thanos-Mr.Satan-Freddy Krueger-southern baptist preacher-Goofy-Dutch Van Der Linde-wrestler voice makes it into its own video because it deserves it.
thanos vs mr satan vs freddy kreuger vs southern baptist preacher vs goofy vs dutch in jerma rumble
Local man highlights piss absorbent qualities of carpets
i love seeing all the comments that say things like "local streamer [x]" or "insane man [x]". i don't know why, but they bring me such joy every time.
Local stream viewer requires atypically worded youtube comments to fuel their powerful addiction
@@grim66 best possible reply my oxygen levels are rapidly deteriorating thank you
Jesus wept, even vtubers love Jerma. There is no community that Jerma has not permeated into. I am baffled lmao
When Jerma grows old he be the uncle of Boston that every kid knows and loves
that wasnt a v tuber, that was a western hole trying to cater to the v tubing train to get money
@@MG-ql8sg Nyanners is still a vtuber though. Despite the fact that she is a massive hypocrite
@@Warcraft383 Wait, who? And how?
@@Dr.Oofers Nyanners, very popular western vtuber currently. She used to be relatively well known before though, mainly because of her Pomf Pomf music video. A few years later, she took it down and, in an extensive letter, said how she's ashamed of making that video in the first place and how lolis are wrong etc etc. Now she came back as a Vtuber and her model, surprise surprise, is a loli!!
The video skipped my favourite part of the stream, where he looks at room at 32:40 and completely seriously says
"This looks normal now, it looks like a bank"
literal jerma created propaganda in the start
"retire as jerma and be mr slime"
Jerma just explained the dilemma of vtuber perfectly before being one wow.
It actually happened quite a lot right now
What are you referring to?
@damn boi What does an e-thot have to do with this?
@damn boi Ah, I didn't know what she was up to since itsagundam made a video on her.
@@tonuka6257 a lot of vtuber retired to be one vtuber, just to become other vtuber under a vtuber/idol group or something.
@@Zorro9129 the guy deleted their reply but i think i know what they meant. No i'm not talking about her, also she's not retiring from being a youtuber, just changing format
house flipper sounds like a pixar movie about an EDM artist that is also a dolphin
Wow
It does sound like it!
Fucking music dolphins and their animated movies
I'm not sure Jerma understands how carpets work.
What do you mean, I piss on the floor every day and I can't smell it
@@Zanpaa Yeah I even roll over it with my dog also
The best part is that Mr. Slime voice sounds exactly like FISTO from Fallout: New Vegas. This pleases me.
Shoutout to peacefulhaley, just waiting for the day that Jerma tells her to "Assume the position".
jerma reads "radiator pipe has been damaged" and he thinks "GAS!"
lmao
Jerma's Senator Albertson skit is f*cking spot on political satire.
"Have you ever eaten glass for fun"
Jerma I don't wanna think about the things you do for fun then
I fucking know mr.slime is gonna stream on Justin. Y.'s channel
Welcome back Justin
Crungly boy
why are you back justin
How tf do you have 500k subs and no videos
God I love when chat comes together as like a hive mind to do stuff like this
Apparently, according to Jerma, that's his favorite moments of streaming too.
If Hololive actually launched Mr Slime i would be so happy
I'll be the SE with DQ Slime
And then Nijisanji SL Is only slime guy clones
Glad he started making the “Gas” joke literal months ago
Only REAL JERMA FANS know that the clip at the beginning was forged the same day just so he could play House Flippers.
oh you mean the members of his discord?
Jeremy "I'm not gonna do it/okay ill do it" Elbertson
All you need in a mirror house is one kid with a magnifying glass on a sunny day and everyone dies
Jerma is at constant psychological war with his chat and there's no sign of give on either side
Can’t wait for Jerma’s Vtuber debut
maybe he already did though...
he was demon lord zeraxos in 2014
Hi I'm a time traveler from October 2024. He did it
Oh God can you imagine ray-traced mirror house
jerma liking carpet just proves that hes never cleaned anything in his life
Carpets can gather really a surprising amount of dust in it
Why is Mr. Slime's voice just the nurse from Um Jammer Lammy?
Put these kids to sleep, will ya? *vomits slime*
I swear to God, Jerma playing House Flipper is the funniest shit. When he started putting down pillars to help meet his painting goal I lost my shit.
7:27 "I forgot one window ᵐᵒⁿᵏᵃ I forgot!"
Him going on about gas stoves is such good foreshadowing for the SAW house
"GET SLIMED."
holy shit jerma knows nyanners exists now, what is this timeline
now its just a question if jerma actually exists or is a shared hallucination
I think it's just the editor that just put her in, not actually jerma i guess
Fun fact: After this stream, Jerma raided Nyanners’s channel
@@Kira-rn9fl That's cool. But how did you know he did it tho?
@@bizarroderek5481 it was at the end of his stream. Also nyanners had a pretty big reaction to it as well. I forget who, but someone made a highlights video for this stream which included the raid
Local streamer forced by chat to fulfill promised made to flip a house, instead of cowboy cosplaying
On stream
When he started describing the avatar he wanted to role play he basically just said “I want to role play as wings of redemption”
i can totally imagine jerma doing a stream bit where he streams as both mr. slime and jerma switching between the two to pretend it isn't him
He did that exact same thing with Frog Detective
Never in my life did I think I'd see Nyanners in a Jerma video
And here I thought House Flipper peaked when Jerma made the Family Guy house
25:09 is what you're looking for
I'm actually the same as Jerma. I have a really weird phobia of gas stoves. Especially the idea of a gas leak. Although I'm also scared of potentially electrocuting myself, the fear of getting brain damage or just dying from a gas leak is stronger. I know I probably sound like a crazy sycophant.
P.S. That last word was autocorrect and now it makes no sense but I wanna keep it there.
Based, gas stoves are fucked
What about a wood stove?
You're trapped in my house of mirrors! You'll never find me, detective!
31:48 the cut to this with the luigis mansion clown house like music combined with all the mirrors drives me insane to an unfathomable degree
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE, CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY
the fucking wipe transition to reveal the missing dining room table fucking got me.
It’s gotten to the point where I’m Preemptively laughing at these videos
I have that as my alarm cause i need to wake up jerma, not because i want to get out off bed with a smile on my face.
Rosy tweeting birds dont wake me up, imminent gas explosion does
at 12:40 all i could think was "Maybe if you carpets didn't stink of piss you would be able to smell the gas before it exploded"
There is NO other streamer on the face of the earth who would record himself lying before a stream and tell people to link that exact clip so that he can blackmail himself into playing the game he wants to play instead of fucking Desperados 3
Jermas mirror house character kills me every time I rewatch this. I swear, it’s the funniest voice he has.
"Welcome to fricken houseflipper week, I'm sorry"
No Jeremy, no apologies needed
Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here, I just turned my entire bathroom into a urinal
31:48 Ngl when he did the mirror house, i had to leave the stream for awhile Because i was about to puke and my head was hurting so bad.
has anyone made a Jerma edit of 12:19 to be Gus Fring's reaction to the imminent explosion in Breaking Bad because I swear jerma makes the EXACT same fucking scream that Fring does
i love how he smashed every single interior wall with a sledgehammer and then complained about not having enough walls to paint
“I promise I’ll do a massive pog face when you reveal it, I swear!”
- Jeremy Elbertson, confronting Todd Howard about ES6.
Ah, it’s quite the nostalgic feeling to hear Grandpa again.
And can we just appreciate that VTubers have spoken great things about him? VTubers, people who probably have careers of their own while doing their own thing as a new, fictional face; can we appreciate the idea that Jerma has fans that don’t even exist on this physical plane?
WHATS UP MY FELLO SLIMES
Oh man I had no idea that House Flipper had new DLC. I'm still waiting for the DLC crossover with Thief Simulator, where you rob houses and then fix them back up, then you sell them, the owners install better security, and you fuckin rob it again
That would be an awesome game idea
It's just so funny to think of a remodeler talking to himself about Credit Score Jingles while a broken pipe blasts water onto the floor
13:32 "It's not about the Money, it's about sending a message!"
him being overstimulated by all the mirrors was so funny
Jerma is a high-quality voice actor
Jerma: Inventor of Vtubers
Local Streamer Urinates on His Carpets Daily and Vacuums Them Once a Year
ADAM CHANDELIER
Mom found the pee carpet :JermaPluto:
But Jerma's already a vtuber, he did Demon Lord At Freddy's
That wasn’t Jerma though. That was the ACTUAL demon Lord Xeraxos.
@@myawsomebox Oh that's right, forgive me for my mistake
30:00 'Dumb weird guy' is an underrated Jerma voice.
31:48 this scene is gold
He's gonna use slime guy as a way to use racial slurs and voice his views on politics
Imagine my SHOCK
Mr. Slime is based
this streamer is fucking psycotic
Jerma will dress up in a slime costume to go on killing sprees and no one will know it's him.
Jeremy is arrested for election fraud after registering Mr. Slime to vote.
i use Amish Wood milk on my hardwood floor, helps it grow strong bones.
25:05 this has to be one of the best jerma jokes out there
I finish watching an ad and the first thing I hear Jeremy Elbertson say is "HAVE YOU EVER EATEN GLASS FOR FUN?"
sometimes we should not do things just because we can. the mirror house is a perfect example of one of these situations.
I remember a while back that our gas stove broke, so we called a gas worker to fix it, only to discover after the guy got electrocuted that our land lord had rigged the ground cable for the stove through the gas line.
so with one wrong move our house could have blown up. your fear is mildly justified
Jerma is the only man who can get away with yelling as the punchline of the joke and have it be hilarious
Mr. slimes confirmed next jerma rumble character
the idea of a weird slime man vtuber thats whole chat is just shittin on him hits that spot on my brain perfectly and i lose it