Simoleon Horror Story: Freak Show

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  • @WimpGrump
    @WimpGrump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    "this might be a waste of time"
    It was not a waste of time

    • @The_Amazing_Ivy
      @The_Amazing_Ivy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I imagined that as if narrated by Morgan Freeman
      At this point in time Jeremy was unaware that it was in fact NOT a waste of time. ~M. Freeman

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol k nerd

    • @LordKozma
      @LordKozma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As he was suffocating from laughter I was doing the same.
      I love Jerma

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miserable Mikey makes an appearance at 7:38.

  • @SkullFire58
    @SkullFire58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    This was the first Jerma stream I was able to watch live. I watched a man spend 3 hours drawing underwear on a cat.

    • @ItsBread-y6y
      @ItsBread-y6y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He spent 3 hours on that!? wait why am i surprised.

  • @mitchelldrake6069
    @mitchelldrake6069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    "Sharing Coke with Death" is a great metal album waiting to be made

    • @cheesebatto
      @cheesebatto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Share a Coke with
      Death

    • @CateGhost666
      @CateGhost666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Country-metal

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or an edgy Coca Cola ad waiting to be cancelled

    • @beastythunder
      @beastythunder ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CateGhost666 i know this comment is 3 years old but that makes it wholesome to me for some reason
      The album cover would be jerma and death sharing a coca cola while fixing a lawnmower while dressed as countrymen BUT with goth make up on

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Scythelord album title

  • @awVonk
    @awVonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Will Jerma realize that enabling autonomous killing on a character doesnt mean they get killed but rather they will randomly kill in the next episode? Only one way to find out

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Jerma's right, the dude taking the dog on a walk inside his own house while high on drugs is still one of the funniest things to ever happen

    • @artnerd3727
      @artnerd3727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m stoned rn and I almost threw up and peed my pants from laughing so bwrd

  • @tempname8263
    @tempname8263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Thanks for drawing pants on a cat. I couldn't get myself to laugh for years

    • @karahanozen8576
      @karahanozen8576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      which part?

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@karahanozen8576 6:05

    • @LordKozma
      @LordKozma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I came back like 10 times to watch this video. Still cracks me up.

  • @boyo7918
    @boyo7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    10:23 the "The shaman is coming" notif with katemine's dumbass face is so good

  • @lightguy250
    @lightguy250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    I'm honestly shocked he didn't immediately make Garfield.

    • @devinarato69420
      @devinarato69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah same man

    • @pulpil10
      @pulpil10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      underwear cat is probably better

    • @kraftyfrog
      @kraftyfrog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@pulpil10Underwear Cat is just Depends Garfield

    • @artastic_friend
      @artastic_friend 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That grey cat was so close to being Garfield, just needed to be orange

  • @The_Amazing_Ivy
    @The_Amazing_Ivy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    This is just one of those "Jerma games", especially with the mods.

    • @Hoodiebud
      @Hoodiebud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All it's missing is an extremely hidden gambling minigame that Jerma will still find somehow.

  • @experssion123
    @experssion123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    When the cat stood up.

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Everybody gangsta till the demon cat calls the shaman

  • @questionableiq2337
    @questionableiq2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I never thought i would hear the phrase ''So how do i sell drugs to my dogs?'' ever in my life but im glad i did thanks jerma

  • @Jakoshark220
    @Jakoshark220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    The entire sequence of Jerma making the ears big, immediately saying "Mickey Mouse," and saying "let's go" in twice in a row getting significantly louder the second time was so perfectly timed that my chest felt like it was gonna collapse from laughter. He's a genius in comedic timing and this stream proves it so perfectly

    • @devinarato69420
      @devinarato69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuck yeah that worked out so perfectly

    • @dasarath5779
      @dasarath5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it wqsnt that funny

    • @siktwstd
      @siktwstd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dasarath5779 casual

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont get it

  • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
    @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    ’Your local vegan dog-loving drug dealer’ That describes most of my actual friends

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Are you from California by any chance

    • @gubbil4852
      @gubbil4852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DeSaxofoonVanPeter burn your friends get new ones

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@gubbil4852 he's in cali thankfully they are burning

    • @KumiesCummies
      @KumiesCummies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like Frank Bowers.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Willem DaFuckedUp Why does literally nobody understand how to properly use "snowflake" as an insult? It's not even difficult, but people seem to think that it's interchangeable with "dumbass" or "idiot". You're supposed to use it when someone has an inflated sense of importance, thinking that they are special and unique, and unlike anyone else in the world. It's elementary school level shit, and I don't think I've seen a single god damn person use it right outside of pre-2011 4chan.
      Edit: I've realized that I have neglected to mention that I'm not a supporter of the rise of fascism in the United States. Just for the record.

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Do not put this trait on a sim you intend to play"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    0:22 I always love how genuinely protective Jerma is of Otto.

  • @Ragtter
    @Ragtter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    5:25 : "I don't want to ruin this one!
    5:36 : *ruins it completely*

  • @wolfgangvallick5666
    @wolfgangvallick5666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The cat calling the shaman over made me spit my water all over the floor and my phone.

  • @Kittyapoc
    @Kittyapoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    12:00 is one of the funniest moments I’ve seen live, I lost it when I was watching the first time

    • @devinarato69420
      @devinarato69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sad I can’t see this live, but I’m glad that was the best part of the video. Lol

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I love coming home, chomping down on a veggie burger, then walking my dog inside the house so he can go play in his own piss puddle. I just hate when my neighbor comes in and stabs me to death so he can share my average-grade coke with my other pets, though

  • @hanneserwing
    @hanneserwing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I was inches from death from laughing. I'm serious, I'm in a lot of pain right now. Can I have some average quality Colombian nose candy to take the edge off?

    • @HattedGamer01
      @HattedGamer01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guess that means you were *laughing in the face of death.*

    • @TheSundanceKidWatson
      @TheSundanceKidWatson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When he started walking his dog in his house I couldn’t fucking BREATHE 💀

    • @Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea
      @Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coke makes chest pains greater, not lesser, and it does anything but take the edge off.

  • @regispotunkin
    @regispotunkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This changed from murder house to Pacific Northwest simulator

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm from the Pacific Northwest and can confirm.

    • @leomorris7573
      @leomorris7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i live in northern california and one of my friends sold drugs through his bedroom window while under house arrest. i never thought i would see a game that so perfectly reflected the anarchy of the west coast

  • @dagoth3663
    @dagoth3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "So, how do I sell weed to my dogs?"
    Quote of the Century

  • @Personoide
    @Personoide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I have to say, the thumbnails on these are usually spot on when it comes to grabbing someone's attention, but Christ on the cross this one has crossed some sort of treshold. 10/10

  • @KaseiBlog
    @KaseiBlog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    REHOME THESE POOR ANIMALS, THIS MAN WILL SNAP HIS FINGERS AND IMMOLATE THEM

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol k weirdo

    • @d_ogy
      @d_ogy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      look at all the pogchamps tho

    • @cmproductions4673
      @cmproductions4673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OOH, UP IN SMOKES

  • @actual3dcactus56
    @actual3dcactus56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:50
    mahahaaaa, French champagne has always been known for it's excellency

  • @benjibcolb2638
    @benjibcolb2638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:29 As soon as he turned the cat around at that angle, I knew what was about to happen

  • @midnightpizzagoblin
    @midnightpizzagoblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    11:00
    I've never heard Jeremy laugh that hard before

    • @doofsdoofs
      @doofsdoofs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      th-cam.com/video/rlH5PFPB-Sw/w-d-xo.html

    • @curtisehoffman
      @curtisehoffman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You've obviously never seen any of his GTA 4 videos.

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      th-cam.com/video/qSfmh8FIajI/w-d-xo.html

    • @1bigbenr
      @1bigbenr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@doofsdoofs The best part of that video has to be Star shouting "WE WINNNN!"

    • @jadedninny3212
      @jadedninny3212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I promise you friend, he's laughed harder than this.

  • @pmccarthymccarthy2364
    @pmccarthymccarthy2364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Animal Crossing: Jerma Jamboree is a mature take on the series , with the added features of drug dealing, having your villagers wear underwear, and the extreme violence

    • @alechuntsman9524
      @alechuntsman9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Patrick McCarthy not just any extreme violence, THE extreme violence

  • @MalarkySparky
    @MalarkySparky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Some out of context gems:
    "...'Kay, let's take a look at that ass."
    "So, how do I sell weed to my dogs?"

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    _MA!_ Ma, there's a weird stray cat outside! It--it kinda looks like it's on _ketamine,_ the fuckin' thing...

  • @The_VHS
    @The_VHS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:32 I was finishing a drink when he said that and I jokingly said to myself "I think so why do you ask", then that is when he said "cat is just ruining everything" and I misheard him and thought he said "You're kinda just ruining everything".

  • @galileanmoonz
    @galileanmoonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:37 Jerma's little snort tho lmfaooo, his stomach muscles must've been killing him in that second

  • @minotaur818
    @minotaur818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:40 jerma getting a hernia begins

  • @dastual
    @dastual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i legit think the first time i watched this video was the hardest ill ever laugh in my life. i seriously felt like i was going to die when the guy's dog started rolling in its own pee. it was too much for my mind to handle. i love you jerma

  • @rei1sba315
    @rei1sba315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:18 "wha are we gunna do tonight bwain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky"

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

  • @FlamingGoron
    @FlamingGoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:50 to 12:30 Jerma develops a hernia ON STREAM

  • @mango2450
    @mango2450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I did a literal spit take wtf Jerma I wasn’t ready for that auto generated dog
    Actually the funniest shit, this whole video is amazing

    • @absolutemattlad2701
      @absolutemattlad2701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Nearly gave myself a lung spasm when the cat called the shaman

  • @winstongaming25
    @winstongaming25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's 10 PM and I don't want to wake up anyone.
    1:19
    I have now pissed off everyone currently living with me.

    • @JackCabbit20
      @JackCabbit20 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im so glad i live alone, i would of been dead to rights XD

  • @justthomas2488
    @justthomas2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:47 Where the incident happened...

  • @boiledhotdogwater4071
    @boiledhotdogwater4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i’ve never seen this channel before but i’m glad to say that i’m loving it. 1:20 made me lose it lmaooo

  • @totaalinenchaos
    @totaalinenchaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Did he just use the ”Smoking Dog” PSA as an Intro ?

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You ever get so high you take your dog for a walk around your living room?

  • @sam_the_fork2358
    @sam_the_fork2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:19 When that fucking dog showed up on the screen I was in tears laughing, and I was trying so HARD NO TO BE LOUD IN THE LIBRARY AND I HAD TO LEAVE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    can't wait till jerma plays with the first-person camera

  • @georgestarkey5448
    @georgestarkey5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "How do I sell weed to my dogs" I'm dying

  • @emiliaeltawey4538
    @emiliaeltawey4538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s three in the morning and I’m watching this man write Hanes on the waistband of a cat’s underwear.

  • @yourfriendhashy
    @yourfriendhashy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jerma saying "i hate this thing" looking at his fucked up randomised dog

  • @DirtyyJerz
    @DirtyyJerz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "how do I sell weed to my dog"
    - Jerma985

  • @adamcampbell5108
    @adamcampbell5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No video, and I mean no video, has made me gut wrenching laugh for so long

  • @ducky_lad
    @ducky_lad 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    50th time watching this, underpants cat is a god amongst mortals

  • @DannaDelane159
    @DannaDelane159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I died when he made the cat call the shaman 😭

  • @rhyspotter906
    @rhyspotter906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    this truly is art

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you, youtube recommended its midnight and im laughing like a maniac this is amazing

  • @ionpowell7884
    @ionpowell7884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The underwear and shitstains on the cat made this one of my favorite jerma videos of all time

  • @tundrance
    @tundrance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im seriously crying watching this i havent laughed this hard in so long

  • @mel-mh5jz
    @mel-mh5jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video never fails to make me cry laugh

  • @vertono6084
    @vertono6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Right underneath this video “American horror story: buy all seasons now!”

  • @furiouslobster7912
    @furiouslobster7912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I swear to god Jerma makes everything 10 times funnier.

  • @N0RTH335
    @N0RTH335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm incredibly disappointed that he didn't make a Garfield cat :(

    • @SmokeSAS
      @SmokeSAS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pink panther? lol

  • @wmw1210.
    @wmw1210. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jerma went to the pet store and asked the lady to “surprise” him

  • @churchpet2
    @churchpet2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:30 bro’s head looks like a navigation pin lmao

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:37 that's fur, jeremy

  • @SwizzleDrizzl
    @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:15 he's built like an NFT

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man the Western remake of Tokyo Jungle is more surreal than I expected.

  • @HallsteinI
    @HallsteinI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:10 Looks quite Presidential.

  • @therealdirtydan908
    @therealdirtydan908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I burst out laughing when the underwear cat decided to call up the shaman

  • @squirtle1854
    @squirtle1854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best jerma video i’ve ever seen

  • @luvaboy420
    @luvaboy420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah yes, my favorite gaming genre: sims crack

  • @_sickbug
    @_sickbug 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:01 the moment the numerous curses jerma has had placed on him finally catch up with him

  • @hemis1861
    @hemis1861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm fucking crying. These Sims streams are some of the best ones yet!

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in a single button press, it goes from an almost normal looking dog into fucking Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

  • @PuchuKt
    @PuchuKt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:11 oh my god I just made the connection, this dog is from yuyu hakusho

  • @shadow19
    @shadow19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im suprised how much i like this, watching on stream and youtube

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym

    • @shadow19
      @shadow19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dinonatorful i never watched a youtuber/streamer play sims and didnt know it would be so fun

    • @Sebi076
      @Sebi076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stream link?

  • @paintedpig3021
    @paintedpig3021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is what selective breeding leads to

  • @LordofHogwarts
    @LordofHogwarts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to be honest this is exactly the type of video I love from you and I laughed during the whole thing! Love u man!

  • @dawsonparker1685
    @dawsonparker1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh lawd he comin

  • @kev2525
    @kev2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:57 they must’ve known that would be too much leeway when he was making bread man.

  • @user-ic1ic5nb6p
    @user-ic1ic5nb6p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i would hate to see your creations if you were a mad scientist.

  • @PaladinG
    @PaladinG 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest stream to date

  • @NightmareTeeVee2
    @NightmareTeeVee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shit stain on the cat killed me

  • @VesonoYT
    @VesonoYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the transition at 7:35 fucking KILLED me

  • @itsbaileya9268
    @itsbaileya9268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Genuinely in tears at this video

  • @mephistofeles4798
    @mephistofeles4798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have become my idol, Jerma. The Tom Crow joke got you this promotion

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How have I never heard of this guy?! And I thought CallmeKevins Sims videos were cursed lol these are hilarious I love cursed sims videos

  • @Waheeeey
    @Waheeeey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That should count as animal abuse to put a leash on your dog, walk up to the door, and then proceed to just walk around the inside of your house

  • @AgentPigeon182
    @AgentPigeon182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Local compact streamer attempts to sell the devils lettuce to neighborhood dogs and cats

  • @pean1197
    @pean1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as i am watching this i have the same exact underwear as that cat

  • @jburtson
    @jburtson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro was prophetic. Amazing.

  • @Da6Omen
    @Da6Omen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are the funniest Jerma streams of the year, I'm dying

  • @arthurdent578
    @arthurdent578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:13 he is cheese ball and I love him

  • @kuryaku5906
    @kuryaku5906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have never laughed this hard in my life, i almost choked on my own saliva 4 times during that vid.
    I absolutely need more

  • @annoyingorang225
    @annoyingorang225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “So how do I sell weed to my dogs?” - Jerma985

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma's body dysmorphia: 'you look like this' 0:29

  • @sugarblunt
    @sugarblunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Look at these big popeye muscles"....dude that's fur
    "This almost looks like hair" dude that is hair

  • @thomasmillin2155
    @thomasmillin2155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he gave the cat shit marks I wheezed

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Autonomous killing means the sims who had it turned on will just randomly kill others lol

  • @mafoo3338
    @mafoo3338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So this is my first time watching any of your videos and I'm puzzled about the other family 7:42

  • @indiomoustafa2047
    @indiomoustafa2047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The slowed down Tim Allen grunt destroys me.

  • @adorabletoaste
    @adorabletoaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe that he made Beavis into a dog first thing. Truly beautiful.

  • @StarscreamsGirl
    @StarscreamsGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    death hogs the whole bag