What Your Chapter Says About You (Loyalist Edition)

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  • @fernhausluv44
    @fernhausluv44 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

    1:04 - Dark Angels
    2:06 - White Scars
    3:05 - Space Wolves
    3:57 - Imperial Fists
    5:04 - Blood Angels
    5:58 - Iron Hands
    7:10 - Ultramarines
    8:19 - Salamanders
    9:23 - Raven Guard

    • @Baneofvader
      @Baneofvader หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thank you!!!! Wish he’d friggen put this in the description or something

    • @mark2films45
      @mark2films45 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Aww no deathwatch inquisition

    • @Sight-Ashen
      @Sight-Ashen หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mark2films45 no retributors or space sharks

    • @ThePatriot-AUS
      @ThePatriot-AUS หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No Blood Ravens? 😔

    • @hummazhughes766
      @hummazhughes766 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh damn, thats the first 9 Loyalist Legions of the Horus Heresy.

  • @magni5648
    @magni5648 หลายเดือนก่อน +1002

    I just like the blueberries because I can sympathize with Guilliman's issue of being the only adult in the room and suffering for it.

    • @konigstiger8518
      @konigstiger8518 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      I like them because they're blue, and were incredibly chad in 30k, there are still chads, they're just hampered by the "the codex astartes does not support this action" schtick

    • @Lifeislikeadoughnut
      @Lifeislikeadoughnut หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      @@konigstiger8518Since Guilliman’s return he has made an effort to stomp out such interpretations of the codex.

    • @tetsatou2815
      @tetsatou2815 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@konigstiger8518 Which has never even really been that accurate. I mean fuck, Uriel Ventris proved as much back in like...2002. It wasn't helped by Matt Ward and the trained apes they brought in to fuck with the lore, admittedly.

    • @ManuR-l4m
      @ManuR-l4m หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@konigstiger8518 Ultramarines are awesome, that stick in their butts aside of course. However, whats tiresome for me is their extreme omnipresence. Writers could easily remove half the focus on Ultramarines and they d still be the most featured chapter by far. But that would free up lots of resources for the chapters they treat like left behind childs. Especially the successors of the three shattered legions are in a pitiful state.

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @ManuR-l4m I'm an UM fan, I paint UM and yet I want LESS of them in the lore. At least a third of the founding Loyalist chapters deserve way more lore.

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    Dark Angel: Actual Knights Templar.
    White Scar: Power Ranger.
    Space Wolf: Viking cosplay enthusiast.
    Imperial Fist: Literal. Wall.
    Blood Angel: Twilight.
    Iron Hand: Angry Scottish mechanic.
    Ultramarine: Roman snowflake.
    Salamander: Dragon Tales.
    Raven Guard: Gothy gothic goth.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      More like Dragon Tales after the kids go home and they have to deal with the neighboring kingdom.

    • @helline9
      @helline9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this is more accurate than the video.

    • @diegoparra1035
      @diegoparra1035 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      DRAGON TALES DRAGON TALES ITS ALMOST TIME FOR DRAGON TA-

    • @vicentescangarelli2361
      @vicentescangarelli2361 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The amount of steel like mental fortitude you have shown to not call the space wolves furries would make Dorn proud

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@vicentescangarelli2361 I like the Wolves, and even I do it.

  • @mugrichabaxem8494
    @mugrichabaxem8494 หลายเดือนก่อน +1424

    Every chapter : something bad to say
    Salamanders : nice dudes :)

    • @ImBarryScottCSS
      @ImBarryScottCSS หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      So I'm a nice dude.
      But according to the previous video I'm also a psychopath assault 😂

    • @SlothSkeleton
      @SlothSkeleton หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      ​@@ImBarryScottCSS You need to be both. The trick is knowing when to be which one.

    • @notknightbean
      @notknightbean หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Yeah.
      Wholesome pyromaniacs

    • @aidenfurry471
      @aidenfurry471 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      they're basically the Pyro from TF2, burning hordes of enemies while singing "do you believe in magic..."

    • @BenLJudy
      @BenLJudy หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ImBarryScottCSS Sallies are psychotic as well. They will burn their enemies alive and revel in their screams, but then bake cookies for all the neighborhood children on the fires of the burning corpses.
      One of the most compelling things I find about the Salamanders is that they embody the wrath of patient men. When talking to most people, they are the nicest people there are, but once someone gives them a reason, they let out all of the vitriol and hate that they've been saving up. Everyone has their dark side. As Space Marines, Salamanders get a chance to show it.

  • @TossedSalad69
    @TossedSalad69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1335

    Raven Guard are so good at stealth because everybody just straight up forget they even exist at all

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Wallflower treatment.

    • @Drocksas
      @Drocksas หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      The two most forgotten loyalist legions: Raven Guard, brooding stealthily in the corner, and White Scars, because they left at mach 5 over 20 minutes ago

    • @ronaldmcreagann6343
      @ronaldmcreagann6343 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@DrocksasI felt that

    • @mathiasjoshp
      @mathiasjoshp หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same conclusion I came to. Time go brood in the darkness to emo rock because I got forgotten again...

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Meanwhile the White Scars are screaming in the corner

  • @totalnerdboy
    @totalnerdboy หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    As a Raven Guard enthusiast, not only do I agree with your assessment, but the beginnings of a smile started to form on my face. Don't worry. I shut it down.

  • @jeffbwilliams23
    @jeffbwilliams23 หลายเดือนก่อน +685

    As a dad who has played Dark Angels since the 90s with a son who plays black templars, i am SO sharing this with him

    • @RuerlKhan
      @RuerlKhan หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      As a dad should you not play the imperial fists though? Or will that be your son once he grows up? :D

    • @swordbrotherplatt9392
      @swordbrotherplatt9392 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Well at least your son’s a loyalist. He’s got that going for him.

    • @yungmalaria
      @yungmalaria หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Imo the black templars are just the edgy mentally ill version of dark angels rather than wannabes. They dont want to be DA but they are still jealous of them.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RuerlKhan I'm a woman who dislikes anyone who isn't an Imperial Fist because I know what a real man is.

  • @thomascraiker6449
    @thomascraiker6449 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    As a Dark Angels player, I refuse to read the room. Secondly, we never friendly fire, because there are no witnesses to say otherwise.

  • @jshburgess4172
    @jshburgess4172 หลายเดือนก่อน +569

    Bro really sent a couple of strays to the Black Templars without actually covering them. The disrespect LMAO

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      That part was so petty that he earned respect from the Necrons

    • @jordansmith4040
      @jordansmith4040 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      As a Black Templar player and fan, I think I'd be very angry if I could understand those big words he used.

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@jordansmith4040 As a fellow Black Templar, I say it's heresy!

    • @SuperRoboPopoto
      @SuperRoboPopoto หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      As a Black Templar, I can't hear his insult over the sound of my inability to read.

    • @mr.a_sa.5432
      @mr.a_sa.5432 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@jordansmith4040as a Black Templar and him fellow servant of the Imperium of Man…he is talking MADD SHIT FOR A CHAPTER IN CRUSADING DISTANCE!!!!

  • @fedorustimenko3057
    @fedorustimenko3057 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Raven Guard fan here. I was angry about what you said and was going to write a long-ass comment abt it, only to realise thag you are, in all actuallity, completely correct and I nearly proved your point. Great video

  • @LosferWerds
    @LosferWerds หลายเดือนก่อน +827

    First Sniper, and now Blood Angels. You're really helping me work through things that my therapist can't even begin to touch.

    • @gachalordnoobie4911
      @gachalordnoobie4911 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Somehow that's both impressive and disappointing.

    • @theshinken
      @theshinken หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If I'm Blood Angel but actually Flesh Tearer, am still part of the cool guys club?

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@theshinkenMortals are friends, not food.

    • @morgothastartes
      @morgothastartes หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Assault, Blood Angels. Clad in black

    • @MortalWombat047
      @MortalWombat047 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@morgothastartesah a fellow death company enjoyer as Dante said. "We are all Death Company now"

  • @the_cogito
    @the_cogito 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Father of three here, assessment of the Imperial fists is 100% correct. The hospital gives you a pack of heavy intercessors upon birth of a child… with only imperial fists transfers.

  • @mauricewatkins8968
    @mauricewatkins8968 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    “The Salamanders are Super Bartenders, and we love them for it.”
    And Thank God for it, cause undoubtedly the ENTIRE 40Kniverse needs a drink.

    • @QuantumBeard
      @QuantumBeard หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      _Especially_ the Salamanders

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@QuantumBeard *ahem* Lamenters

    • @drdino2002
      @drdino2002 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Except the Space Wolfs...
      They're already drunk.

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@drdino2002 they would still take it regardless

    • @cristaltophat
      @cristaltophat 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Well the blood angels do be drinking, It’s just not booze.

  • @RaydoBaconslayer
    @RaydoBaconslayer หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I like white scars even more now.

  • @thealaskanseparatist6786
    @thealaskanseparatist6786 หลายเดือนก่อน +502

    All my blood angels stand up. For the Emperor and Sanguinius

    • @verdantvagrant7353
      @verdantvagrant7353 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      For the Emperor and Sanguinius

    • @Jonononon
      @Jonononon หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      WHERE THE F*** IS HORUS?!?!???

    • @NemesisUmbral
      @NemesisUmbral หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I too am a proud Blood Angel and xenos executioner of the Deathwatch. Although the blessed curse courses through my veins, I will not give into the dark. But if I must, then, it will not be for the sake of the Emperor, but for the livelihood of our legacy and humanity.

    • @thealaskanseparatist6786
      @thealaskanseparatist6786 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@NemesisUmbral By the Blood

    • @thealaskanseparatist6786
      @thealaskanseparatist6786 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @Jonononon The Arch-Traitor is everywhere, Brother!

  • @linked2dio26
    @linked2dio26 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    As a Salamander Vangaurd, I weep tears for the successor chapter Lamenters. I just wanna give them a hug and tell them. "It will be alright brother, I'm here for you"

  • @sofaking1627
    @sofaking1627 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    Everybody knows
    The difference between Blood Angels and the Raven Guard is that one watches Interview with the Vampire
    And the other watches The 1994 goth classic, The Crow

    • @EzioZ
      @EzioZ หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love both of those movies and chapters 💪🏽🤝🏾

    • @vengefulforces7395
      @vengefulforces7395 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@EzioZI'd joke & say your a blood raven but that requires crippling kleptomania

    • @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
      @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm just really into WOD
      And a kleptomaniac

    • @sofaking1627
      @sofaking1627 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EzioZ Likewise, little moreso the Raven Guard but I still enjoy my vampire bros

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Please delete this comment, I did not give you permission to put me in it :(
      (Except instead of Interview with a Vampire it was Bloodborne/Vampire: The Masquerade)

  • @saltsaltius9831
    @saltsaltius9831 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    One time I was playing space marine with some randoms, and this guy was a salamander, nice guy too but I ended up dying too many times and put on cooldown and by the emporer…
    He went from salamander to throne damned CLASSIC angry marine, not at me but at the tyranids that killed me, and for the entire cool-down time I only heard an endless stream of rage, murderous intent and a shit ton of threats until I respawned, then he went back to normal like nothing happened, I miss that guy

  • @Dahbidah77
    @Dahbidah77 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    The imperial fists one was a little too accurate... My cousin introduced me to Warhammer, told me the black templar's were awesome. I found the fists and loved them and Dorn. I am also a dad... Get out of my head!!!

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bro, you got read like a picture book

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a Raven Guard fan, I have frequently startled people I know by accident because of how quietly I walk up behind them without even thinking about it

  • @alexanderstoyanov4284
    @alexanderstoyanov4284 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    Dudes that picked the blueberries for their Greek/roman aesthetic getting the short end of the stick again. We will escape this prejudice one day sons of guilliman

    • @sheeptheshawn240
      @sheeptheshawn240 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Man I hoped he would at least bring up Rome or something but the entire thing was about how ultramarines are bland 😢

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep, that's me!

    • @owenhouck5281
      @owenhouck5281 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@sheeptheshawn240people who say ultramarines are bland don’t know anything about Ultramarines lore tbh

    • @bingolos9063
      @bingolos9063 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh me ? I just saw Malum Caedo and thought to myself, hell yeah

    • @innomineroma7347
      @innomineroma7347 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Roma Invicta 🦅
      Though no one will ever address this in videos like this one 😔

  • @DiecastMoose
    @DiecastMoose หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:18 thank you for your kind words, but I like the color blue

  • @justaguy9768
    @justaguy9768 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    You wear the Ultramarines because it was the one you start with.
    I wear the Ultramarines for everyone who never got to.
    RIP Soldier. Your Duty Ends.

  • @dominickquiteros9620
    @dominickquiteros9620 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You nailed it with the white scars and I'm not sure if I'm happy or scared

  • @kolbywilliams7234
    @kolbywilliams7234 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    As a salamander who is introverted, I have to add this. Even if we don’t talk much, or we may not be “friendly” in a conventional way, we put everything on the line for our teams, and if our neighbor asks for help, we help them. And if we catch you bullying a noob who is genuinely trying to do things right, we will make your life miserable. Vulcan would never harm the innocent.

    • @khrishp
      @khrishp หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Unless you're some damn knife ear, then the gloves are off.

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@khrishp
      To be fair, a demon was whispering in Vulcan’s ear. Nobody brings that up, though.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I come across as a Raven Guard, but the Salamanders are my favorite first founding loyalist chapter. That's followed up by The Space Dogs and the Raven Guard.

    • @soupcheese5607
      @soupcheese5607 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Strength is something to be earned and used to protect/guide those who are weak. No shame in improving, only shame in picking on those who wish to improve. Your kindness is unique and does not go unnoticed brother. Into the fires of battle, and unto the anvil of war!

    • @Prometheus2100
      @Prometheus2100 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel this. My favorite are the Salamanders, but I also come across as Raven guard since I'm also introverted. Then again my 2010 emo self comes out and plays Raven Guard 😂

  • @TheUrbanSentinelChannel
    @TheUrbanSentinelChannel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    👋🤣 New Black Templar here! 💯 accurate, I couldn't stop laughing, because each description was spot on. 🤣😂

  • @Renegadesknight
    @Renegadesknight หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Salamanders are like your grandpa always loving, getting into shenanigans with you while always bailing you out but can be an absolute monster when he needs to be

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Salamanders are Uncle Iroh.

    • @the86th82
      @the86th82 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Salamanders player, I really appreciate the high praise!

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hearing that White Scar summary was uncanny and felt personal. I had to steal a brief glance at my project table (which is every table) and my WS army sitting right next to my Adderall. Good on you sir

  • @helljumper2565
    @helljumper2565 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    As a Blood Raven I must thank all those who graciously gifted us their relics, they are a fine addition to the collection

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He'll presumably cover the Thousand Sons in the traitor section.

    • @therealozurka
      @therealozurka 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good to see another Brother in the field!

  • @MatthewMoudy
    @MatthewMoudy หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1:17 i want to be mad, but ive also kitbashed several DA models for my BT

  • @EscBackspace
    @EscBackspace หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    As somebody who reps Raven Guard. Watching the video up to their part, I gotta say I was expecting much worse.
    However very spot on 👌

    • @cabbageashthe1st594
      @cabbageashthe1st594 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I felt really called out. and I stopped reping raven guard a while ago

    • @billybobjoe2641
      @billybobjoe2641 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ik very spot on

  • @scottmunsen4311
    @scottmunsen4311 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love that transition to the White Scars. That was beautiful.

  • @mawkishwarden172
    @mawkishwarden172 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    Iron Hands: You have made a pact with the devil that sacrifices any and all narrative nuance or intrigue, in exchange for being so gut bustingly borked in the rules department that you become at least 75% of the reason why people hate playing against Marines at some point in the current tabletop edition.

    Oh and something, something, no head lmao.

    • @botpenn4672
      @botpenn4672 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      and now in 10th edition we don't get good lore OR rules

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@botpenn4672I keep hearing 10E messed up a lot of things on tabletop

    • @mawkishwarden172
      @mawkishwarden172 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@botpenn4672 Mood...

    • @mawkishwarden172
      @mawkishwarden172 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@burnttoast26 My feeling is if you're a new player, you'll probably slot into 10E pretty good. But if you're from 9E or earlier and the books treated you well (my main armies were Blood Angels, Tau, Custodes and Guard), then a lot of the new Codexes are a punch to the gut, when you compare not only the power, but also the flavour and options the past ones gave you. Even the best ones like Orks and Chaos Marines feel like shadows of their former selves.
      Then there's 10E's points system, which IMO is just indefensible as a game mechanic when units have so many options that are invalidated because everything has a fixed cost no matter what wargear they take. Some people say that it wasn't any different than when different loadouts costed different points, because people would just find the most optimal loadouts and stick with those ones no matter the cost. But I would argue that there were still small differentiations here and there between lists, and even if there wasn't, having the pretence of choice is at least better than no choice at all. I've also lost count the number of times my list is 10-20 points over, thinking "Oh I'll just ditch a plasma gun or a power fist", then reminding myself "No wait, I can't do that. I'll just have to ditch a whole unit and see if I can preserve the rest." :(
      The 10E core rules and mechanics themselves are mostly good - I'll give it that. But the foundation they've set have been absolutely wrecked by the armies, which have been neutered in both might (understandable, since 9E was getting way too killy by its end) and depth (completely unjustified, especially since GW's charging the same price for thinner books that are missing the quality and choice of their predecessors).

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mawkishwarden172 Last time I played was 8E, before that I had played since 5E

  • @McnamaraMissedMe
    @McnamaraMissedMe หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That transition from the Dark Angels to the White Scars earned you a instant sub and like holy crap

  • @Maddking16
    @Maddking16 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    As a space wolves player. He said nothing but facts. I have a "friend" who is a DA player, and I get we got a friendly rivalry and such, but when someone new asks about the SW and the first thing they hear is " Oh their a bunch of furries and here why the Dark Angels are better" It makes it hard to call it "friendly"😅

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Tell him the Lion wants a word with him, while our legions have a bit of banter we are both the Emperor's ultimate sanction. Tell him that while the first legion has many specialties he needs to man up because there currently is no "Bitchwing" and the Lion has no plans of making one just for him.

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You know, even to your friends sometimes you have to say "F*ck off". Because otherwise you will be stuck with it. Stand up for our legion and don't let that guy walk all over you.

    • @freed991
      @freed991 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it started to annoy me. space wolves are a neat legion, and people just write them off as furries. Had a friend started getting into the lore get told that and he laughed. a few years later he learns how bad ass they are and now loves them.

  • @wolflordgio6320
    @wolflordgio6320 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Space Wolves main you are spot on thank you. The duality of Russ and his sons are my favorite aspect including the mystery’s of the Wulfen and Fenris looking forward to Lemans return to 40K.

  • @Emil-fx6xf
    @Emil-fx6xf หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    As a Raven Guard i've never felt this exposed before... I hate it.

    • @shalashaskashinkawa3985
      @shalashaskashinkawa3985 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lol, same my brother in the shadows.

    • @mangolian3773
      @mangolian3773 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Yeah my roommate watched this with me and he just laughed at me and said that yeah you are kinda of an asshole sometimes, And I just looked at him and he started choking while laughing and left my room... I got a spotlight on me and I don't like it. :/
      Victorus Aut Mortis brothers.

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Despite liking the Raven guard itself as like my 4th loyalist legion/chapter. Blood angels, salamanders, iron hands, Raven guard.
      I think Corvus Corax is the best primarch.

    • @billybobjoe2641
      @billybobjoe2641 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ik I was shocked with how spot on he was

    • @desertwynd30
      @desertwynd30 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hit the dislike button because you can't see it.

  • @UNDERWORLDMEDIA-616
    @UNDERWORLDMEDIA-616 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    blood angels take is insanely accurate bruh Im cryin

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Carcharadons: Im a SPACE SHARK.

    • @BenLJudy
      @BenLJudy หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Baaaaabyyyy shark, doo doo, doo doo doodoo...

    • @slothfulquagsire199
      @slothfulquagsire199 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Loyalists are Friends not Food
      I'm also a Carcharodons Player

    • @123mrdoom
      @123mrdoom หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@slothfulquagsire199Tell that to the Mantis Warriors

    • @slothfulquagsire199
      @slothfulquagsire199 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@123mrdoom I mean... they weren't really acting that Loyal

    • @uignireddngfiurdsgfiurdse
      @uignireddngfiurdsgfiurdse หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Refer to Raven Guard, but add a latent desire to hurt people.

  • @myster_ink8115
    @myster_ink8115 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a Blood Angel fan I honestly couldn't with this more. I in real life burst out into laughter lol XD @5:04

    • @MrRedfoxx1989
      @MrRedfoxx1989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same man, same.

  • @aestheticmirror9257
    @aestheticmirror9257 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I'm iron hand but that's because I had leg problem when I was younger so cybernetics sounds awesome

  • @Lifeislikeadoughnut
    @Lifeislikeadoughnut หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As an Ultramarines fan, I agree that they are basic but that’s a very surface-level observation. When you look that bit deeper you find a lot to love.
    Guilliman’s pursuit to restore the Imperium to as it was before the Heresy, having to go up against ten millennia of corruption and fervent religious zealotry.
    The feeling of responsibility they carry knowing they failed to stop the Siege of Terra and failed to save the Emperor. The responsibility of being the example of what it means to be an Astartes and their duty to not only the Emperor but also to its people.
    Plus the Roman aesthetics and cultural inspirations are just cool…also the colours of the first and second companies are just so aesthetically pleasing.

    • @astellios1748
      @astellios1748 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honor and courage!

  • @Boreasnorm6391
    @Boreasnorm6391 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    These are the only horoscopes I’ll listen to

  • @MrRedfoxx1989
    @MrRedfoxx1989 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    5:41 You’re welcome.

  • @Mars-5103
    @Mars-5103 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I play as a black templar just so I can role play as Grimaldus. I like Grimaldus because I saw the Helsreach fan movie. They are also literal space crusaders. Also I don’t want to be a dark angel because I know next to nothing about them.

    • @kazuares7212
      @kazuares7212 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dark Angels are themed around Knights and more precisely Knights of Round Table, meanwhile Black Templars are crusaders which are basically catholic Knights and members of orders like Knight Templars or Teutonic Order

    • @Seoul_Soldier
      @Seoul_Soldier หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kazuares7212 FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE. PRAISE THE EMPEROR, I THANK HIM FOR YOUR WISDOM.

    • @Mars-5103
      @Mars-5103 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro was totally right, I’m now a dark angels shill. We are the better knights than the fanatical sons of Dorn!

    • @Skullgryn
      @Skullgryn หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mars-5103 Heretic.
      (I'm joking, your're lowkey right.)

  • @Chiznitz
    @Chiznitz หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    2:30 - Self-callout from a guy whose entire channel was Helldivers up until three months ago.

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Helldivers decided it wanted to nuke itself with horrible business practices. Anyone would let that ship sink.

  • @Browncoatful
    @Browncoatful หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "Thank you for not losing your shit and making it everyone else's problem"
    Blood Angel: "You're welcome"
    Death Company: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
    Blood Angel: "Ignore him"

  • @athorael
    @athorael หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As far as loyalist chapters go, Space Wolves for me. Guess Im a furry now and didnt even know it, I knew i had a beast living within me somewhere. Makes sense now

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    As a salamander Bulwark, according to this, I am the most chill dude

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I only love Blood Angels due to them being the first Space Marine chapter I was introduced into 40k with Space Hulk Vengeance of the Blood Angels in 1995

  • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
    @thesocialistsarecoming8565 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Imperial fists because rogal dorn from emperor's TTS is my fucking *spirit animal*

    • @Dekaldar
      @Dekaldar หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amen Brother.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Dekaldar if you must rely on prayers, then your fortifications are *insufficient,* brother.
      ~Dorn voice

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Once upon a time I was me.

  • @pandamaster4653
    @pandamaster4653 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Simultaneously glad you stuck to the theme and only did first founding chapters, and disappointed that there wasn't a note on deathwatch.

    • @freed991
      @freed991 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Deathwatch is not really a "chapter".

  • @batmanuel1413
    @batmanuel1413 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Gotta say, I really enjoy your blunt and crude humor. It's refreshing and often times very hilarious!

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "starting up we have the black templars- no wait we have the guys the black templars *wish* they could be"
    Dreadwing tier roast holy shit.

  • @luxferre5546
    @luxferre5546 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    So White Scars are basically every video gamer. That is exactly what a gamer does.

  • @swordbrotherplatt9392
    @swordbrotherplatt9392 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    1:31 huff, puff, huff, puff…. And I thought you said loyalist chapters? Why are you starting with a traitor chapter then?

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They’re just having a communication error.

    • @GreyMagee74
      @GreyMagee74 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *Lion El'Jonson joins the chat*

  • @nickpeachey4199
    @nickpeachey4199 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Dad of two, rogal dorn appreciator, can confirm.

    • @AlcoholicWarfare
      @AlcoholicWarfare หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Soldier, Dorn appreciator, can confirm his confirmation

  • @mostlyjovial6177
    @mostlyjovial6177 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Raven Guard fan the comment about just leaving without saying anything when my social battery runs out is painfully accurate.

  • @kurtisdeakin
    @kurtisdeakin หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    You were.... surprisingly kind to Space Wolves. Thank you! lol Thank you for not taking the low hanging fruit.

    • @mannymanslaughter2213
      @mannymanslaughter2213 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      For real though wolves players get shat on a lot

    • @CornyG4711
      @CornyG4711 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Because more even than Ultramarines, they are author pets.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not just that, they suck. They screwed up royally during the Heresy and caused the Imperium more problems than it'd have without them.

    • @YungFozz
      @YungFozz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CornyG4711i doubt it when the Blue Boys chapter master has better feats than a primarch

    • @aidenfurry471
      @aidenfurry471 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@YungFozz depends on the Primarch
      Rogal Dorn Mortal Kombat Finishered Alpharius,
      kicked Fulgrim's a$$(but unfortunately couldn't kill him because he's a Daemon),
      first captains take after their primarchs and Sigismund's skill with a blade made Angron self concious and marked fulgrim's face so that ought to tell you about Dorn's persistence and skill if Sigismund takes after him,
      he constructed the two greatest fortresses to ever exist,
      he commanded more victories than anyone but the Lunar Wolves(and they had their primarch longer),
      he kept track of tens of billions of combatants in real-time without the need for cybernetic augmentation like Horus and Perturabo,
      he trained Pollux in strategy and Pollux outmanouvered a Primarch,
      he planned the Saturnine Manouver,
      his mental Fortitude is such that Warp magic doesn't work on him, Psychers and the like literally can't use their power in his presence because of how disciplined he is

  • @sr.lontra
    @sr.lontra 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm a Salamander but you couldn't be more wrong lmao
    Maybe because deep down I'm a World Eater (but yeah, I am, unironically, the link in my friends group and they are everything to me)

  • @Koko-puffles
    @Koko-puffles หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Blood Angels and Salamander guy here. Felt complimented and called out simultaneously. Good video :)

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Awesome! Glad to meet another one here! :)
      Funny thing is, My third is iron hands. And favorite primarch is Corvus Corax.

  • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
    @SomeRandomVergilFanboy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ngl I know hardly anything about Space Marine chapters but your description of the average Raven Guard is literally me

  • @rileybeckham7243
    @rileybeckham7243 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I will now exclusively be referring to the Lion as “Young Sheldon with a great-sword", thank you for that wonderful bit of word crafting 😂

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a ridiculous comparison.
      The Lion is _far_ more humble and intelligent than that little bastard.

  • @randomcarguy2543
    @randomcarguy2543 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This video was better at being motivational than any actual motivational video I’ve ever watched. You called me out like three times and gave me way more drive at the same time lol

  • @monday7352
    @monday7352 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Formerly a Salamander, i switched my heraldry to the lesser known “Crayon Eaters”
    Because being nice is well and good, but you aren’t you when you’re hungry :]

  • @silvanusasher446
    @silvanusasher446 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just getting into Warhammer40k for the first time, based on your descriptions I'm a mixture between a White Scar and a Raven Guard. Thanks for starting me on the path to warhammer actualization.

  • @Loispealz34
    @Loispealz34 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Blood ravens. Best chapter. Best color scheme. Best hairesy. Best characters.
    Knowlege is power. Guard it well.

    • @CulltureShock
      @CulltureShock หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      If i would not be a Salamander, i would be a Blood raven, cause they are the ones that introduced me all the way back in Dawn of War 2

    • @cupcakebl00d
      @cupcakebl00d หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      best chapter relics

    • @Hypastpist
      @Hypastpist หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You also steal hotel toiletries

    • @Sargatas
      @Sargatas หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@cupcakebl00dbest relics from all chapters more likely😁

    • @nicolausg7058
      @nicolausg7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Blood Ravens are greatest.

  • @blainevadino9763
    @blainevadino9763 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m very new to warhammer and you nailed my favorite chapters on the head and made me question my life decisions, and also laugh my ass off at the same time. You had me wheezing.😂

  • @blakeoarmboy
    @blakeoarmboy หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Blood Ravens: no one knows much about you beside the fact you’re better than everyone at your job and if you borrow something that person is never seeing it ever again

    • @freed991
      @freed991 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I wouldn't say they are "better". they are/ were the poster child of 40k games for a while from the Dawn of war games. lore wise they are kind of boring. their memes are more interesting.

    • @kingbahamut1725
      @kingbahamut1725 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Peak chapter fr, surprised it wasn't mentioned

  • @SA-yt3kq
    @SA-yt3kq หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    that transition between the dark angles and white scars was clean af

  • @S1030dan
    @S1030dan หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Blood Angels: Ultimate Therapist.

  • @TheMimil06
    @TheMimil06 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    HOW, just HOW is your description of White scar players so accurate. I am word for word what you said, got ADHD, no meds (been through meds dont want them anymore), hyperfixations and everything that goes with it. This level of accuracy is insane. I'm both in Aw and shock 💀

  • @jenwallis3522
    @jenwallis3522 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:47 I mean, I do voice those opinions. Because I am also a furry and disgust grants me power.

    • @zoppletee5400
      @zoppletee5400 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In that case, I accept you, brother. As a Salamander, I judge none other.

  • @taitasutomoushimasu
    @taitasutomoushimasu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dark Angel player here. Pretty accurate, I am going to kick your ass though.

  • @evelynrose538
    @evelynrose538 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    i actually started liking the iron hands as they were basically loyalist iron warriors, me like machines and big boyz

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      While his words are clouded by the emotions of the flesh I think I understand the meaning. He’s saying that our chapter has Daddy issues and that since Ferus died we haven’t done an anything notable.
      We strip away our biological components to purge weakness from ourselves. Yet our minds are our greatest weakness. The human soul is what drives action. It is the engine that powers the machine. The spark that sends the chains of logic down their path.
      Our chapter is so devoted to strength that we don’t do anything expect sit building ourselves up and occasionally crush our enemies when they come for us.
      I believe this song holds the secrets to our salvation. It’s called
      The flesh is weak iron hands metal song. I recommend you listen to it and heed its wisdom.
      To become the weapon of the soul we must first find ours again.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're just barely loyalist...

  • @johnmurphy7108
    @johnmurphy7108 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Salamander...this made my day, thank you brother. FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @Regufyz
    @Regufyz หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    My fav is Black Templars because they look the coolest. I have 0 clue about any of the lore of any chapter xD

    • @TemplarBlack.
      @TemplarBlack. หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't worry, they are the good guys

    • @xavierhugo9269
      @xavierhugo9269 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If i had to give ONLY 1 Word to describe the black templars it would be "Drip!"

    • @stonertoaster3777
      @stonertoaster3777 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a black templar fan here i can resume it to highly religious crusader badass with drip

  • @Mr_Nacho66
    @Mr_Nacho66 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your raven guard explanation was on point

  • @tetrexvx0750
    @tetrexvx0750 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imperial Fist represent… and yes. I just like they’re honest and just like irl, I wish to be impressionable as a piece of drywall as it helps me get my job right.

  • @DadBodFit
    @DadBodFit 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had to sub after you literally described my personality and then spoke the words "Dark Angels" 😇

  • @dredgen0268
    @dredgen0268 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Shit-the Raven Guard is spot fucking on.

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays หลายเดือนก่อน

    I appreciate very much your word on the sons of Baal, and I will add your voice and soul to the things I strive to remember when fighting off the Black Rage.

  • @Neffariousnyc
    @Neffariousnyc หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel called out with what he said about Raven Guard, and I won't forget that.

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My personal favorite primarch is Corvus Corax. That is all.

  • @jammy7915
    @jammy7915 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    that gun strike transition was smooth as hell

  • @loasss9087
    @loasss9087 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That edit between the BT and the WS was SMOOTH, well done!

  • @Japeownaa
    @Japeownaa หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I play iron hands and my dad did indeed leave💀 bro got it way too accurate😂

  • @the_king_of_kings_3413
    @the_king_of_kings_3413 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am laughing at this simply because while I don’t main white scars, my guy, you just described every ADHD person perfectly lol.

  • @thebigm7558
    @thebigm7558 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    2:06 This cut was utter perfection

  • @vatiti9573
    @vatiti9573 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have two preferred chapters and never could choose one over the other: White Scars and Salamander. Your descriptions were... Oddly accurate.
    (Even though I think there is a little Barnum effect going on here, but the video was fun to watch nonetheless)

  • @echosierra9990
    @echosierra9990 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When I played tabletop, I went with ultramarines simply because they were easy to get a handle on. No real special rules or traits to worry about, plus blue is my favorite color.

  • @Mr_Grinch_729
    @Mr_Grinch_729 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I must say being of the raven guard faction that I am very impressed and surprised with 😂😂.. When I first got into the lore of Warhammer, I did not delve too deeply before choosing my faction, which immediately was the raven guard.. So to hear your description, knowing the irony that my personality matches exactly exactly what you said is outrageous 😂… see you on the field ( 🐦‍⬛🛡️)

  • @berto6050
    @berto6050 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I think I was complemented for being a Blood Angel. I think...

  • @chronorebel_greatgryffon1312
    @chronorebel_greatgryffon1312 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd say I'm a Ravenguard, but more social and forgiving and with the added ADD of a White Scar.

  • @tessajalloh3914
    @tessajalloh3914 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Blood Ravens, you may not have been covered in the video, but don't worry, just take the best parts and pretend they were always yours.

  • @michaeldimare3786
    @michaeldimare3786 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You really came for us Blood Angels in terms of accuracy.
    I sat back and Drank this video in. Nice work 👍
    Now, I have to stop the Flesh Tearers from doing Flesh Tearer things

  • @АйаанФедотов
    @АйаанФедотов หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Im Tactical Ultramarine, of course i always ask a teacher about homework.

    • @cjmunnee3356
      @cjmunnee3356 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's because you're looking out for your fellow students. You can't let that hag give them all zeroes the next day because she dropped the ball.

  • @StayMad8
    @StayMad8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    okay but that transition between dark angels and white scars was fire

  • @gabriebelfer5631
    @gabriebelfer5631 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Goddamn, as a space wolves fan I don’t think I’ve ever felt more seen. I’m generally super positive about whatever ppl play or prefer in the setting. That’s the coolest part of 40k, everyone has a faction, a niche they enjoy.
    As a 900-1300AD history buff Vikings are my shit and I LOVE space wolves lore and characters. There’s so much to love, so it baffles me to see so many people despise us for such arbitrary reasons, like using the word wolf a lot, or being loud and brash (it’s our whole shticks).
    So from the bottom of my heart, as a space wolves loyalist for the past decade, thank you, for not taking the low hanging fruit.
    Let it be known to all you haters out there who have a problem with the Vylka Fenrika, that your opinions mean nothing to us. The wolves are cool, if you don’t think so take it up with the inquisition or some shit.

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There’s a lot to make fun of as a tsons fan but the space wolves also have a lot of really cool stuff going for them. They need to redesign the wulfin though, Jesus Christ

    • @gabriebelfer5631
      @gabriebelfer5631 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dr.stronk9857 Omfg yeah the wulfen are so fucking ugly.
      I just get my bits from third party like greytide studios so they really lean more Viking than whatever the fuck wulfen are.
      Thousand sons are really cool! Magnus is probably the most interesting primarch imo.
      Sorry about prospero btw :(

  • @coldtimber4972
    @coldtimber4972 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude idk how you reach your conclusions with the chapters but, I play Dark Angels and that was unfortunately spot-fucking-on. well done

  • @sean8599
    @sean8599 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me: likes the Dark Angels.
    *watches the Dark Angels section*
    Me after watching the Dark Angels section: jfc, i am an asshole...