Sh*t talking with Fat Mike - #26 (FULL EPISODE)

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    NOFX, The Bombpops, Days N Daze, Ignite, and the entire crew from the Punk In Drublic Europe tour tell their favorite poop stories on the bus from Helsinki to Turku Finland.
    #podcast #fatmikesfatmic #nofx #bombpops #daysndaze #ignite #fatmike #punk #punkindrublic

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  • @mysuitcaselife
    @mysuitcaselife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "it gets worse" - god, this has been the funniest bus ride of my life 😂😂😂

  • @keithd.1922
    @keithd.1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Smelly is the funniest person in the funniest band and he does no live banter. Someone please mic him at shows!

    • @danielflorio4739
      @danielflorio4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was in the book. They talk about how Smelly is the funniest one on stage but he talks to the rest of the band and they repeat his lines sometimes.

    • @keithd.1922
      @keithd.1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielflorio4739 seems like they could easily amplify his mic then. not complaining, love the band, but I feel like so much great banter is missed by having the funniest guy only talking to the rest of the band.

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has a mic but I think it's only there for him to tell Mike and Hefe to shut up and play the next song 😅

    • @annettematisz46
      @annettematisz46 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my, poo stories

    • @keithd.1922
      @keithd.1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annettematisz46 its not just poo stories tho. watch backstage passport, he is consistently the funniest. Mike is clever and witty, Hefe is an amazing impressionist, but Smelly is just balls to the wall hilarious. I watched their patreon too and he had me dying laughing when he was making fun of mike.

  • @OneontaWill
    @OneontaWill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Smelly's story is amazing. Not only is it amazing but hes got the 6th sense of a fucking stand up comedian. I love it.

  • @glucosaminecondroitan9135
    @glucosaminecondroitan9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What a tease with the way it ended!

  • @thomasreeves5580
    @thomasreeves5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The theme tune is back, this has made my day and I havn't even listened to the show yet.

  • @bootlegcowboys
    @bootlegcowboys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm on the shitter as i watch these hilarious stories!

  • @a.camford4484
    @a.camford4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Original show...punk rockers would have the best poop stories.Notice Smelly excelled in his story.

  • @borek92
    @borek92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That story about wiping without taking off pants and singing while laying down had to be stza, right?

  • @danielpiazza4036
    @danielpiazza4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay! Such juicy content!

  • @EternallyUnhappy
    @EternallyUnhappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was amazing 😂

  • @deadbeats4894
    @deadbeats4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was working on the grill at work as a kid, I was dope sick and farted (rookie mistake.) Felt like I peed out my butthole when it ran down my leg into my shoe. Ran to the bathroom, cleaned up and continued to make food. With no gloves. I still miss those days sometimes.

    • @leoncorbett4553
      @leoncorbett4553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m physically cringing and I’m guessing you are too.

    • @deadbeats4894
      @deadbeats4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leoncorbett4553 nope I'm laughing

  • @ronaldoglesby6115
    @ronaldoglesby6115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Interesting feet position" 😂😂😂

  • @sgtbucksauce9129
    @sgtbucksauce9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m guessing he was talking about stza who demanded toilet paper then threw it at him.

  • @TomTomTomTom538
    @TomTomTomTom538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am a truck driver, I was unloading myself with crane at a farm/storage yard. Couldn't hold poo in. There were some pallets of boxes under a tarpaulin making a very enticing private area. I did a shit on the floor underneath. Between the pallets. Next day I was at the same yard again but this time the pallets were gone and the shit was smeared everywhere and everyone was looking at me wired

    • @itmeurdad
      @itmeurdad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I did a shit" 😂😂😂

  • @riotkiley675
    @riotkiley675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing. Simply amazing. I hope I get to be on that bus one day LOL

  • @bmoreruckus5574
    @bmoreruckus5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the greatest podcast ever

  • @theothertonydutch
    @theothertonydutch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I once shat myself while being extremely drunk yet somehow cycling through the city center. It was 4 in the morning and it was very quiet. It was in front of my art academy so I took my full of shit shorts and threw them over the fence. I only found out the day after that there was a camera. So far, nobody has said anything about it but I am like a 100 percent sure they checked the tape because the alley behind the fence had a massive poop smear in it. This is 4 years ago and I still get nightmares about it.

    • @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689
      @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit adjacent, when i first started working in healthcare about 15 years ago and was super shy I was with a nurse and a care assistant by a patient and let off a fuckin vile silent fart. Genuinely smelt like i had a decaying racoon up my arse. And the nurse was like "oh I think one of the patients has had an accident." I was like "nah, i cant smell anything." then the care assistant was like "No i can definitly smell it, somone needs their pad (adult daiper) changed." and cos i was now so far in and para in my own head I ended up helping them check all the patients to see if they needed to be cleaned up.
      Obviously now I just be like "Nah that was me rippin' ass." and walk away.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @punkdrumm3r_83
    @punkdrumm3r_83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How awesome would it be to be on this bus? What a rad fucking time that would be! One day I hope to see the west coast and tour with my band mates like this!! Memories of a lifetime! Everyone is so freakin cool! Funny ass shit storytelling!!! Hahaha

  • @deejaykbo
    @deejaykbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just spent half an hour listening to this before my Japanese test hope this information helps me out !

  • @cangulersonmez8886
    @cangulersonmez8886 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I love punk rockers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great video and great ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @savi1314
    @savi1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope Jesse is doing better after treatment.

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Smelly is a real Renaissance man.

  • @tdogg6117
    @tdogg6117 ปีที่แล้ว

    The days n daze guys are so much nicer than I imagined 😂😂 the shit stories were something else to

  • @gepe.
    @gepe. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is art.

  • @MisfitBiscuit-yo
    @MisfitBiscuit-yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not my shit story, but my roommate when I was 17 was this chick, let's call her A.
    A. had the worst case of IBS I've ever heard of. When she gotta go, it's coming no matter what. One day, she's a block from our apartment and her guts are staging a revolution for freedom.
    She pulls into the parking lot, runs to the door... no key, I'm at work, no people because it's 3am in Somerville Massachusetts and we live in a renovated three storey house that houses approximately 14 families who either needed to be at work in the AM, passed out from imbibing in whatever substance they could afford or super didn't want to get deported so they weren't about to answer a banging door. The 1 foot alley was super well lit and there was heavy police presence, and heavy drug deal/gangbanger/often delusional meth addict (miss you Pippy if you see this, HMU!) presence when the pigs were out of sight because this was about 20 years ago and that place was wild as hell.
    She spots the cellar door slightly busted to pieces after having been violently broken into the week before ,and nobody's fixing a damned thing in this mofo, thank the slumlord gods. The door upstairs would be locked, but she knows there's a litter box for a couple (hundred?) cats that lived there, because why not? So, she did the logical thing and dumped ass in that box untill it resembled the Exxon Valdez catastrophe as it reached sandy shores.
    To this day, we wonder what the person that cleaned the litter box (regularly,yet only half the house had hot water due to a busted water heater. priorities) must have thought when they discovered the tsunami of Montezuma's revenge she left in her wake.
    "Omfg cat, WTF!? Are you dying? How did you not deflate entirely!? Why am I harboring cats in a basement in the hood and what is my life!? Who gave you corn?"

  • @mbz25
    @mbz25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahah Smelly's story was hilarious

  • @Metaljesuslol
    @Metaljesuslol ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol that butter knife turd story was gnarley.... thats love.

  • @dillonmacpherson3350
    @dillonmacpherson3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a good poodcast

  • @bamf75
    @bamf75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey It's Mat...he played bass with Pinc Louds in Nuremberg.

  • @danieleizaga3589
    @danieleizaga3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's funny how jefe resents his latín roots . Brown forever man.

  • @jlong390
    @jlong390 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gotta love that story about Stza

  • @highergrounds8018
    @highergrounds8018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't thought about Farrell's since I was a little kid!

  • @lukasschrauber
    @lukasschrauber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was the last story too gnarly, or why did it cut off?

  • @heyholetsgo
    @heyholetsgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can’t believe I was eating Taco Bell while listening to this. And then a beef sandwich with a bowl of au jus the next day.

  • @glucosaminecondroitan9135
    @glucosaminecondroitan9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work at a restaurant and we get a lot of seniors. some shit on the wall and don't say anything.

  • @Tweezie1111
    @Tweezie1111 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey. looks like you guys are driving through Norway. Cant belive i missed the show. Was broke though....

  • @Canal46music
    @Canal46music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:35 "...a DIVIDIDOS shirt..."

  • @jerryuma
    @jerryuma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny stuff Mike. Fat Mike - On a serious side note regarding Nocap…I just noticed that Steve-o is sponsored by Liquid Death. I respect you and think you should try harder to get sponsors and make your podcast free again. Liquid Death should pay you bro and I’m sure there are others too

  • @hoorayboobs
    @hoorayboobs ปีที่แล้ว

    Funnily enough I've got a good golden gate bridge shit emergency story as well. But instead of a dumpster next to a gas station it was "once we get off of this fucking bridge the next place that might have a bathroom I'm bailing" couldn't tell you the name of the place but I tucked and rolled out of the van and photo finished in this fancy cocktail bar. No eye contact with anyone, just a sprint for my life. The band went onto load in to docs lab (once the purple onion) I proceeded to evacuate and had to book it 10 blocks to the venue, passing by a line of five people and a disappointed staff on my way out of said cocktail bar

  • @Metaljesuslol
    @Metaljesuslol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL smelly is a god damn comedian holy fuck.

  • @pyryholmberg6898
    @pyryholmberg6898 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that is what driving in finland does to people

  • @Mcjiggy507
    @Mcjiggy507 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the least the title is true 😂

  • @maliciousclouds1614
    @maliciousclouds1614 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:41 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZackRamsey14
    @ZackRamsey14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Smelly is a legend

  • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
    @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do remember once coming across a padded toilet seat with a fucking crack in it. Fear was real.

  • @judahverrecke3665
    @judahverrecke3665 ปีที่แล้ว

    and now we all wanna see that picture..

  • @cjshardcorepunkmusicvault8474
    @cjshardcorepunkmusicvault8474 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean who hasn't shit themselves at least once.I did once while driving from a show. Drove for 4.5hrs and 5 minutes from the door I can't hold it any longer. Boom shit all down my leg and seeping into the car seat. Lovely!!

  • @gepe.
    @gepe. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where’s the picture???

  • @ggg-ec7nf
    @ggg-ec7nf ปีที่แล้ว

    My name is John, I play bass and sing and I made it to the 26 minute mark before I had to go take a shit

  • @mrnordyk1125
    @mrnordyk1125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit!🤣🤣Funny shit talk🤣🤣

  • @martybrown8559
    @martybrown8559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just to step in here...there are two types of wipers...just found this out recently....Sitter wipers and stander wipers. I call them "stander stripers" just sharing.

  • @brickfistpow3587
    @brickfistpow3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's punk as fuck Smelly! RIP Farrells :(

  • @joepineapples9332
    @joepineapples9332 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smelly=Tony Stark

  • @AswangRealStories
    @AswangRealStories 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣

  • @technoretarded8029
    @technoretarded8029 ปีที่แล้ว

    We were doing a restucco on an apartment complex down in San Diego and I had to shit bad. I went to the front office and they were out to lunch. So I went aroundt the back wall of the apartments. No sooner than I drop my pants, lean up against the wall and start shitting a meter reader walks up . He was like Hey. . and asked how I was doing. I just laughed.

  • @gluesniffer8650
    @gluesniffer8650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is what driving in finland does to people

  • @JA-bf7xp
    @JA-bf7xp ปีที่แล้ว

    ´´Merda acontece``, Hermes e Renato.

  • @danielturner4394
    @danielturner4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to see Bretts picture!!!

  • @erichramone7812
    @erichramone7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Mike Fat.

  • @amlesion9142
    @amlesion9142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    let me off this TMI bus

  • @imcharming4808
    @imcharming4808 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That girl’s constipation story reminds me of my ex-same situation; she’d be constipated for a couple days then just painfully unload. Must be a thing with petite cute girls walkin’ around filled with shit-completely hilarious.

  • @muzikelektronik
    @muzikelektronik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hahahahaahaaaaa

  • @alexhennigh5242
    @alexhennigh5242 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Smelly is responsible for the shit on the streets I've been hearing about. Good to know 🤣🤣

  • @Eqanox1_0_1_0
    @Eqanox1_0_1_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to take my dog to friends and the dog jumped out the window, next thing I know I get fart feeling and turned into a run poop as I was chasing after my dog down the road, I had found the dog chewing on my neighbors goose and the police show up, I had use goose feathers from the dogs feast to wipe my butt and I was then taken into jail for disorderly conduct, but the dog got lunch and I got pootered and canned.

  • @wesmcbrayer7878
    @wesmcbrayer7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mampfred4487
    @mampfred4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When is mike not shit talking

  • @danielturner4394
    @danielturner4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's up with the keyboards in the band these days? Though it was No Effects? Lol funny fuckin vid Mike. Good stories everyone.

  • @Dylan-xe3we
    @Dylan-xe3we 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the goddamn picture?

  • @SBb374
    @SBb374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    P R O P A G A N D H I ! ! ! !

  • @alwayshonest357
    @alwayshonest357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    where's the red hot chili peppers at? i wanted to hear fleas story

  • @danevertt3210
    @danevertt3210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whitney’s story seemed really awkward on the bus

  • @Phah-Queue
    @Phah-Queue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you’ve never shat your britches once or twice, and wouldn’t admit it if you did, you probably shop at Hot Topic and Zumies

  • @mampfred4487
    @mampfred4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want you to sign my LP mike is that possible can I send it to you and you sign it ?

  • @petebanana2
    @petebanana2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sharticus....😬

  • @ChampBlazed
    @ChampBlazed ปีที่แล้ว

    I suppose that’s one way to end the video

  • @chickenminute8195
    @chickenminute8195 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trust Smelly to have the best shit story !! hahahaha

  • @MisfitBiscuit-yo
    @MisfitBiscuit-yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 goddamn, how many times can it get worse before you question your entire existence? hahaha oh man, just why?

  • @IamY00t
    @IamY00t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smelly is fucking funny

  • @bryonsteik7435
    @bryonsteik7435 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smelly I think is a damn good story teller. He sold his shit

  • @alexallen6286
    @alexallen6286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shit is making me carsick just watching.

  • @TheRedBlackGold
    @TheRedBlackGold 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is eyeglasses with beard so mad at Anthony?

  • @savi1314
    @savi1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to share a studio with Get Dead. Definitely found weird stains on the floor.

  • @itsmefrisco
    @itsmefrisco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone is tweaking on adderall

  • @bethysmollet272
    @bethysmollet272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dickhead ending. Well played.

  • @tresbrown4080
    @tresbrown4080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the fucking picture?!?!

  • @Brradenn
    @Brradenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bet your views went down drastically after you quit posting full episodes

  • @dramakingushappyagain8932
    @dramakingushappyagain8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god there was some amazing s*** in this I mean amazing s*** colossal mounds of it terrific s*** good s*** tasty s*** it was all there.

  • @sintaklaas6427
    @sintaklaas6427 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please let go, you are a pop star, not an iconoclast, just stop doing and you rescue what is left of what once was interesting

  • @sdm1568
    @sdm1568 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:35 ew. 🤮

  • @sfunderground1548
    @sfunderground1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    punk sux

  • @TheUnholyPosole
    @TheUnholyPosole 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fake rebels

  • @hewonyew
    @hewonyew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like a bus full of antifa

    • @oliversteininger7679
      @oliversteininger7679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you, profa?

    • @hewonyew
      @hewonyew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 No. I'm a normal, sane person. So I'm anti-antifa...since you antifa fruits are the real fascists.

    • @hewonyew
      @hewonyew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliversteininger7679 "oliver" lol...sounds like a wimpy antifa name. How many umbrellas you own?

  • @courtneysettepani9782
    @courtneysettepani9782 ปีที่แล้ว

    My wife and I recently went through Heroin withdrawal, and I shit on our bedroom floor.

  • @technoretarded8029
    @technoretarded8029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was taking my dogs on a walk and rottweiler came runnin at me with a big broken chain. I had to cut my dogs walk short because i mmediately shit my pants. Turns out he was just a puppy dog though