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- There's no treatment for these "Scrubs" insults. For this list, we’ll be going over the amusing and biting retorts, rants, and remarks delivered by characters on the sitcom “Scrubs.” Our countdown includes Kelso in Hell, two thumbs, the rant song, and more! If there’s a witty or savage line delivered by the doctors at Sacred Heart that had YOU in stitches, help us sew up our own list by pointing it out in the comments!
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If there’s a witty or savage line delivered by the doctors at Sacred Heart that had YOU in stitches, help us sew up our own list by pointing it out below! Be sure to also watch our video of the Unscripted Scrubs Moments That Were Kept in the Show - th-cam.com/video/OAzqZOz-RUo/w-d-xo.html
The two thumbs with the funny voice is fantastic
Dr. Cox is is a savage and we love him for it. My favorite insult on yhis list is the musical rant, but my favorite ever would have to be when he hired the church choir to sing "Payback is a B."
The choir was the best
Kelso: Hey Dorian, Perry and i went to the movies last weekend.
Cox: Bob! He's not gonna take that well.
JD: Was it a romantic comedy?
Kelso: It was.
(JD flips out)
JD: “Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jelly bean in your cleavage?”
Laverne: “A concussion”
I binge season 1 through 8 at least once a year because I love this show
Finally a comment that makes sense. I tend to see rumors of a season 9 that we all know doesn't exist.
Same. ❤
Samesies!
I'm in the middle of my yearly binge right now :)
@@rahbeeuhDo you mean the med school spinoff that the production crew was too lazy to give a mew title?
My favorite is when he had Laverne’s church choir sing “payback is a bitch” when getting back at JD.
It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
Unpopular opinion. Kelso was my fav character of the series. He is hilarious and a great actor
Not really Unpopular opinion, I love Kelso while not my favourite character (Thats goes to the Janitor).
@@TheMemeJunkieAhem... it's Dr. Jan Itor. 😂
I’m sure it wouldn’t count as a comeback but I absolutely love when Jordan is at Perry’s apartment and he asks her ‘should I call you a taxi or just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring your broom around?’
Kelso's "I can assume you're at least 8 years old" is one of my favorite of these.
100% my favorite Kelso burn lol, "you went to four year of college, and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight." brutal, mixed with Elliot's reaction
OMG I can hear him now. Ken's delivery of that line is just flat out BRILLIANT.
My favourite line unfortunately doesn't fit into this category. It is actually hard to pin down. It appear towards the end of the series, when Cox and Kelso have developed a friendship without anyone knowing. At one point, Cox says to Kelso, "You're digging the hell out of this secret friendship thing, aren't you?" Kelso's reply? "Indeed. It's like having an affair, without all that exhausting sex." :D :D
Such a great line!
You missed the rant Cox gives once JD finally gets him to evaluate him. It's remarkable impactful.
Dr. Cox could have a top 10 on his own. Top 20, really. So could the janitor.
I miss this show, all of the jokes get even funnier on a rewatch, especially when I know what's coming. Cox, Turk, Kelso and the Janitor are the funniest characters to me.
Add Jordan and I agree!
@@rahbeeuh Oh yes, we couldn't possibly forget Jordan! 😁
@@trinaq definitely not. Christa Miller is so funny. She brings snark and humor to mostly every scene she's in.
Laverne: "You'll be ok, marshmallow"
Elliot: "Do you call me marshmallow because I'm soft and easily flattened?"
Laverne: "Well, yeah... But, if it makes you feel any better, it's also because you're very white"
😂
If I knew him in real life I would think Dr. Cox was a total AH but Johnny C. McGinley is just so freaking funny it's hard not to love Dr. Cox!!
I heard his character was described as “a John C McGinley type” before the man himself was cast for his perfect role and incredible performance!
@@MegCazalet John C. McGinley still had to audition 3 times before landing the role.
Wait, THAT’S who that is? Oh my god I would NEVER have recognized him outside of Wordgirl! 😳
Excuse me, where is JD's "Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up!" rant?
That was my favourite. After being criticised by everyone for his attraction with Tasty Coma Wife, he tells off Dr Cox, Turk and Carla, and Elliot, in rapid succession with savage accuracy, then storms off, leaving Laverne to underline the moment by saying 'Did I miss something good?'
Exactly! That’s #1
Scrubs is one of my favorite shows. I love rewatching Seasons 1-8. This show brings me a lot of joy!
Cox is my favorite sitcom character ever❤
John C. McGinley says he don't do second takes which makes me like his character even more
You had me with safety dance…
Not sure how anyone could miss JD’s legendary “so’s your face always make sense!”
The intro tho “he can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind.” 😂
Calling JD “Murder she wrote” was my fav name used, but the best one still has to be “they hate you bob from the bottom of your hoofs to the top of your pitchfork”!! That deserved a spot!
I was born too late to explore unknown corners of the earth and too soon to freely explore space but i was born in right time to experience Scrubs 👍
Thank you Ms Mojo for this amazing video. Scrubs is my favorite show of all time and I still watch seasons 1thru 8 a couple times a year. Dr Cox is a Legend.
Turk & the Janitor are my absolute Favorites
Dr. Cox, Janitor and Jordan had the best comebacks and Kelso is a close second...third... fourth?
Dr. Cox's rants will always be iconic! I try to use them in my personal life whenever I can. One of my favorite rants is when Dr. Cox tells J.D. that if he were anymore useless, he would be the wall in wich he was leaning against. But then he would be providing some jackass with a wall to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is! Scrubs will always have a special place in my heart! It's one of the few shows that has made me laugh, cry, and feel just about every emotion there is.
A Scrubs video? I feel loved, was literally shocked when I went to the channel ❤
Elliott bringing Jordan down a peg or 2 is great
“Do you ever just feel like you’re a total failure in every aspect of your life janitor?”
“No. I’m a winner.”
You missed the ultimate! Jordan tells JD, "I don't hate you. I nothing you.".
“But Hugh Jackman’s wolverine”
how dare he??
The back story behind why Dr. Cox keeps saying he hates and can't stand Hugh Jackman is because John C. McGinley was in the top two of a very important role and lost in the audition to Hugh Jackman. It's never been confirmed which role, but that's the actors real life spilling into his character's life, and it was brilliant.
#6 has always been my favourite and I never see it given enough love. So glad it made this list
The show needs to come back. 10 episode revival 😊
Coxy's the freaking greatest 😂
Ben: Look when you and Perry got divorced you made people choose sides. I chose him.
Jordan: You're my brother!
Ben: Admittedly that made it more difficult.
The fact you were able to narrow it down to a top 10 is pretty impressive lol
Scrubs is a dramedy masterpiece.
How did the Janitor not make this list?
One of my most favorite shows ever!
I agree with the number 1 pick is #1; and the “two thumbs” burn is in too 10, but the rest are not IMO. As a scrubs enthusiast, I don’t envy the task though….there are so many good ones!
One of my faves is Dr Cox saying something to the effect of, “remember that moment for a bit ago? I’d like to cheat on that moment with this moment and raise a family of tiny little moments.” 😂😂
fave show of all time!
Three of my favorite comebacks comes from Dr Kelso.
1. Paging Dr backbone to the bajingo ward.
2. By the way Dr Reed your patient Mrs Burke develop in urinary infection. Apparently it hurts when she makes a whizzy winkle through her sea biscuit.
3. Wow! Perry, people usually don't stop caring about what you have to say 'til after they've been here a few months! Oh, no he didn't!
Still one of my favorite shows
Scrubs was one of the greatest sit-coms on TV ever. Seasons 1-8 are absolute gems and I rewatch them a lot.
We do not talk about the should-have-been-an-abortion that is Season 9
season 9 was a soft reboot/spin off and after 11 years time for yall stop being butthurt about it.
Those are indeed some of the best insults
The one My Musical is one of my favorites from Scrubs and especially that part
Who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a dam? Bob Kelso.. how you doing 👍🏽👍🏽 😂
Basically was just here to see if "I will if you will" was on the list. Easily my favourite burn of the whole series in a series full of great ones :)
Carla was easily my favorite character
I literally watched scrubs today after months i guess good timing 😂😂😂
Love SCRUBS
Scrubs should get same popularity as office and friends .
I miss scrubs so much
jordan is one of the best characters and her trainwreck of a relationship with dr cox is one of the best things in the show
"Then he walked away doing safety dance"
When I ever need to think of an insult, I think of what doctor Cox would say, and sometimes it's less successful than others, But it definitely has affected my day to dayvocabulary, and phrases.
DO A TOP 10 JD AND ELLIOT MOMENTS
Gah, I really have to get around to watching this show!
These were all good choices . . . but I could probably make a random list from random episodes, and it would be just as good.
Oh wow!
Thank you for massively overexplaining any humor out of these clips. Besides, the best comeback is from season one when Elliot starts flashing patients and J.D. teases her about it.
Elliot: "I'm waiting for the 'but.' "
J.D.: "So's everyone else around here."
Edit- 2nd place goes to the following exchange:
Elliot: "Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"
Dr. Cox: "No, it make you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively TO clowns."
From the top of your pitch fork to the bottom of your hooves
Elliott: Dr Cox, does this shade of lipstick make me look like a clown?
Perry: (sarcastic) No, Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
Elliott: Oh, (laugh), I forgot youre a horrible, horrible person.
Gotta be one of the worst ways to deal with Scrubs clips I've ever seen.
*Sigh* I had just gotten off this train. Guess I'm getting back on.
Dr. Cox and Carla even liked each other and went on a date IIRC, but fortunately they instead developed a wonderful friendship with care and mutual respect.
I'm sorry, two thumbs is #1, I still use that to this day! I miss scrubs.
Newbie if the next two words out if your mouth aren't "see ya" then the third word will be "oh my god my crotch, you've punched me in my crotch."
I use the bell tower wrong thing all the time.
So true story I started calling friend of mine at school will be random girls names because I was watching the show and we were teasing each other because he tends to drive me nuts. He did it back just to try to counter me, Not actually knowing it was from a show. and we basically did it for the entire school year and I didn't tell him that we had done it and since then until we were right there in line waiting to get our diplomas. And one of the funny of using parts of it was there was an episode where Dr. Cox says. Sandy,(JD) what say we start our work day? JD JD points out That's technically not a girl's name to which Dr. Cox replies that it's short for. Sandra. I of course did the same thing. Not knowing that my friend also knew that Sandy was technically a boy's name and then I replied that it was short for Sandra and he got really pissed and I had to laugh cuz I managed to recreate the joke even more. 😂
Dr Cox to Turk:
You’re black? ‘Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys.
Now, please understand, I’m a huge supporter of the NAACP. That stands for the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change Colored People” to “African-Americans.” But then it wouldn’t be the NAACP, it would be the “N quad A,” or NAAAA.
I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point:
Do I think you’re black? Naaaah.”
No Drugs Attached!
You know what I always wondered? Is doctor kelso, that 70s show kelso‘s dad or grandpa?
In german is was kermit the frog, not captain kamgaroo.
How is "So's your face" not on the comebacks list?
The calling of girls names was not something the writers came up with. In real life John C McGinley does this to his close friends, like John Cusack, who confirmed this. The only thing the writers did was make sure he didn't repeat names.
Why does Dr Cox hate Hugh Jackman so much ? 😄
"eyebrows"
What did you put so much focus on Dr. Cox? Janitor brought more misery to everybody that even Dr. Cox was afraid of him. 😂
Also Calling Dr Elliot Barbie
over narrated to ad nauseam
Explaining what the comebacks are and cutting out most of the actual dialogue in the video. Really takes me out of this.
3rd
Always power yourself to move forward and ask God to forgive and seek repentance and peace Exodus 20 Leviticus 11 Genesis 1 Matthew 6 and please.repent.from sins and pray to God and believe accept your sins can be forgiven through christ messiah despite our pain we can get better
Never voice over a shows clips… ew
It would be funnier if you stopped talking through it😅 just saying
Wow. This list completely ruins every single joke by having the voiceover lady overexplain every damned one of them. Just play them. We don't need the commentary.
The voice-over is so annoying
The N quad A
Too much talky, not enough showy.