@@generalmengwu hell is a great place to catch a tan even if I'm naturally tanned. Willing to go with a plus one. All the cool people are there anyways #litashell
You skipped the part about how Samson was completely obsessed with his hair. When Delilah cut it while he was asleep he got so pissed he threw a massive temper tantrum and used his huge muscles to destroy the Temple of Dagon. He killed over 3,000 people… over a bad haircut!
@@FAE102 Technically, Samson’s hair is not the source of his power: It is his covenant with God. As a Nazarite from birth, he was granted a special covenant with God to not consume alcohol, come to contact with the dead, & have his hair cut in exchange for his strength. When he met Delilah, Delilah (part of the philistines/enemy tribe) cut his hair when she tricked him into falling asleep. When the hair was cut, the promise broke and he lost all of the gifts from God. He was captured, blinded, and shackled to the Philistine’s main temple. In an act of desperation, he asks god for forgiveness in exchange for his strength to destroy the temple. God forgives him, giving Samson his power, thus him and killing everyone inside as the temple collapsed.
Ok but Jesus actually had a “beloved disciple” who is thought to be John the apostle. He would lie on Jesus’ breast and this dude ended his own marriage to become ‘wedded to Jesus’. Pretty fruity if you ask me.
Ruins the joke but many scholars believe the "beloved disciple" was Mary Magdalene and they kept the gender ambiguous bc they'd rather have fruity shit in there than acknowledge actual meaningful contributions by women. Also MM was NOT a prostitute there were just hella Marys running around back then (gay) and some of the characters got condensed/later scholars wanted to ruin her reputation because again, can't show a woman being legitimate and important or else they might get the idea they deserve more than being literal chattel...
I thought that was Daniel, can't recall his friends name but I don't think it was Jonathan. Yeah, they were "best friends" 😏 Edit: I guess it was David and Jonathan, other people commenting here said it was David and Jonathan too
Lmao 🤣 DEAD AF LOL 😂 procrastination gay trait took him 3 days to get ready for the wig reveal! Lmao 🤣 I can’t then everyone celebrates his reveal with a holiday with eggs, what’s gayer! Lmao 🤣 you have me wheezing and side is hurting! Lol 😂
He unwrapped his chocolate bar. Then BAM! He got the golden ticket! He was saved from elimination then he went out to spill the tea like it's the last supper.
YES- Jesus walking on water! He is all about showing off! He mastered the art of dramatic entrances and exits- Also, he's persecuted by the jock Romans for hanging out with his hippie all about love friends-
Isn’t the story of Sodom and Gomorrah all about a town of men wanting to smash hot, male angel cheeks? And David (from David and Goliath) is in love with Jonathan, his brother in law.
From what I remember, the sin of Sodom was gang r*pe, not gay sex. Lot and his daughters, as well as the angels, were targeted for being outsiders of the town. They targeted Lot because, at the time, to have sex with a man was a way to emasculate and devalue him as a man, a father and person in a city he just moved to. The whole offering his daughter situation, I think, was that it was customary to offer strangers whatever they request. These angry townsmen were out for blood and Lot offered his daughters bc that’s what he thought the people wanted & also to protect the angels who were Lot’s guest(?) (fact check lol) Moral of the story: don’t r*pe people.
Ezekiel 16:49-50 "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen. It wasn't about the gay sex part itself. It was how they treated people and didn't give a crap. Sounds a lot like many parts of the world right now.
Sodom and Gomorra wanted to r*pe these angels, I don’t think that we want to make the people right who used this story for centuries for oppressing gay people....
First of all, loved it! I was shocked you missed David's relationship with Jonathan. Perhaps one of the few actual gay relationships in the Bible (heavily debated). Also King Saul who was Jonathan's father definitely had a daddy thing going on for David as well.
I think it’s confirmed canon that David was bi!!! At my Catholic school, I was taught that this relationship was David’s “greatest obstacle to overcome” in order to become a true follower of God 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah when Jonathan died David sang about him (musical gay) and said “my love for you is greater than my love for women” and if that ain’t gay idk what is
Yas! I mean, in Samuel 18, where they first meet, it is written that "the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul." And then they describe how Jonathan pledges himself to David by "stripp[ing] himself of the robe that was on him and gave it to David, and his armor, and even his sword and his bow and his belt." Like, yeah, when I met my best friend I also started our *f r i e n d s h i p* by stripping down in front of them and giving them everything I had on me. XD
Paul, sending letters to everyone, the best example of a gay republican, all that self loathing, totally frustrated gay. King David and Jonathan, very close friends for a lifetime, yeah right. Judith, singlehandedly decapitated a king, I mean, a straight woman would have poisoned him, definitely gay.
Hilarious take aside, as I said to my friend, one of the 12 apostles must've been gay. Or LGBT, at least. That's because Jesus seemed to have sought out for every representation. The every day person, the accountant, the doctor, the brothers, and more. My friend laughed. But there's no way to tell if they were 100% straight too, right? Based on history books, some did not marry until their final days.
All the 12 apostles are supes gay... They left their wives and families behind to hang out with a bunch of fellow gays when they've met a hot gay guy. Also, as books go, I feel like you would have a field day with The Lord of the Rings. The OG 'I forgot women exist so I made this accidentally super gay' fantasy novel.
“why you being so the way you are?! Let’s like, tempt people.. end it all! Ya know? It could be fun to just like end everything.” & that is a gay mantra 🌈❤️🔥 lol samee. Loved that
Saint Paul. Hmm... 1) Traveled all over the Mediterranean. Really wanted to go to Spain, but never made it. 2) He was a tentmaker! Double-entendre, anyone? He worked with FABRIC and he, uhh...made tents (maybe in some Roman and Greek pants...). 3) There's the debate in Athens, on Mar's Hill, where all the high society fellas hung out to chat about the latest ideas and gossip. 4) On one occasion, Greek men tried to worship him and his travel buddy because they thought they were gods in the flesh. So gay. 5) Another time, he caused a riot in Ephesus, and instead of running away, he tried to get INTO the amphitheater where everyone was shouting, so he could be where all the action was! 6) On the road to Damascus he encountered Jesus and was so blown away he fell off his steed and was blinded. Have you ever seen someone so pretty you felt like you might be blinded? Love-blind, maybe. 7) He wrote some angry letters to people. And some supportive ones! In an age before Facebook and other social media, this was the way to comfort your friends and put the smack down on some bitchy people. 8) Timothy was like a son to him. Either that was a special relationship, or Paul was a guncle. 9) When Onesimus the "slave" escaped from his "master" Philemon, Paul sent him back with a stern but healthy message: "Philemon, there's a better way to do this relationship. Come on, now." 10) When Peter was being a snobby, snooty bitch about having dinner parties with the Gentiles, Paul publicly put him in his place. Paul was a better host and liked hanging out with them. Was it kindness? Maybe, but it would definitely mean more people at the dinner party around HIM. More people that needed him, but whose names he couldn't remember. Saint Paul was very gay. So very, very gay.
You missed John!!! He was simping hard for jesus and it was mutual, and when jesus died he was like "mom, don't forget my boo, treat him like your son pls"
The three holy kings! They ARE gay. They are traveling an absurd way, following a star (we know gays love celebs and what drama they have to tell). They bring Gold as a gift to their gay friends childbirth. Maybe they are a throuple?
You forgot David and Jonathan, they're definitely a perfect couple made in heaven. Like imagine crying and kissing each other at the same time, that's soooo gay, soooo dramatic
Jesus pretended to leave the party. Took the praise. And came back latter being like "guuuurl I'm baaaaaaaaaaack missed meeeeeee ?". Also he was like "I humbly did all of this for yaaaa." and never could shut up about it. This is gay energy at its finest. Also Abel and Cain. If it's not a gay/straight sons story I don't know what it is. Don't get me started on Judas.
Bruh, David literally had a boyfriend in the bible, Jonathan. Like he says of him that he loves him more than any woman. There's no straight explanation for this. The book of Ruth is also pretty lez
I worked with a gay manager who convinced me that Hamlet was gay (which I still believe) and I wrote an essay about it in high school. My teacher gave me a C for lack of evidence, but it was worth it.
Moses is gay! He left his hometown (Egypt) to find himself, and then comes back to try to make everyone change their beliefs too. Eventually, he just has to take the other gays with him because his hometown just won’t have it!
Shadrach Meshach and Abednego are definitely gay. And King Nebuchadnezzar II was also gay. I mean, they wouldn't get on their knees for the man so he throws the biggest temper tantrum and orders his male servants to throw the 3 men in a furnace lol. Definitely gives off angry gay vibes. 😂❤
I like to remember that Jesus surrounded himself with only men, was never married, none of his apostles were married, and Jesus was followed around by a naked boy who was in love with him. 🤣
Paul is gay, he never married, he was known for his adventures in Greece and Rome, he also spent many nights together with Silas and Timothy. Solomon was gay, he was super wise. Also had an entire temple made of gold. Moses was gay, he was spending all of his time getting yassified in the mountains, he was obsessed with snakes, he loved casting plagues on his enemies.
During the ending phase of me being a christian I legit shppied bible characters in gay ways and I'm kinda getting back into it, minus the emotional baggage from thinking you're a bad christian for doing it. You can't tell me that David and Jonathan are not gay. There's a part of the bible that literally says that Jonathan loved David more than his own life and there are even actual theological scholars who think that Jesus was gay with the apostle John (look at the Wikipedia page on the sexuality of Jesus).
Me, who has watched the Donny Osmond Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat literally dozens of times: *oooooooooooh he DO be gay.* Damn. He is the gayest one huh? Even has ten older brothers, that's scientifically gay AF.
You missed one of the most obvious things. What was Jesus actually doing for most of his life? The Gospels are strangely silent. Call me suspicious but somehow I think if he'd found a nice girl, married her, and had a bunch of kids it would not have been edited out.
You forgot peter, he was IN LOVE with Jesus to the point where he left everything just for him but he always frienzoned him, and at the end he did the exact same thing Eliza did at the end of Hamilton
3:17 - okay, so "the immaculate conception" actually refers to MARY'S conception in the womb of St. Anne (referring to the fact that Mary was born without original sin), not Jesus' conception. personally I think Mary was an asexual icon. Mary Magdalene, though, 100% lesbian.
Okay you 100% missed Mary of Magdala being *divorced*. She refused to marry a man because he didn’t match her sexuality. And, she had a parent that wanted her to marry someone of the opposite sex.
So if you havent noticed by now, I am currently deep in a Rob Anderson video binge… and truth be told this is the third binge… i just didnt comment before. These videos are not stupid.. they give me life…. How long does it take you to develop and write the scripts for the regular videos and the shorts? You obviously put some thought into the topics and they are well researched. And you are gorgeous.
I'm sharing this in the bible study group chat, because I love drama and I'm here for it looool
Your also love hell don't you
That’s so gay 😂😂
@@generalmengwu HELP😭😭😭😭
Please tell us how that turned out! 🤣
@@generalmengwu hell is a great place to catch a tan even if I'm naturally tanned. Willing to go with a plus one. All the cool people are there anyways #litashell
You skipped the part about how Samson was completely obsessed with his hair. When Delilah cut it while he was asleep he got so pissed he threw a massive temper tantrum and used his huge muscles to destroy the Temple of Dagon. He killed over 3,000 people… over a bad haircut!
@@FAE102 Technically, Samson’s hair is not the source of his power: It is his covenant with God. As a Nazarite from birth, he was granted a special covenant with God to not consume alcohol, come to contact with the dead, & have his hair cut in exchange for his strength. When he met Delilah, Delilah (part of the philistines/enemy tribe) cut his hair when she tricked him into falling asleep. When the hair was cut, the promise broke and he lost all of the gifts from God. He was captured, blinded, and shackled to the Philistine’s main temple. In an act of desperation, he asks god for forgiveness in exchange for his strength to destroy the temple. God forgives him, giving Samson his power, thus him and killing everyone inside as the temple collapsed.
That was the least accurate Bible story summary you could’ve given
Was gonna say sth along those lines
@@N0B0DYSM0THER bruh why yu gotta debate da shit like jus let it be. In da word of Rob Anderson, "that is very gay"
sisss straight guys i know care a lot moree abt their hair then gay me ahahahha
You forgot to include Angel Gabriel. The one who announced that Jesus is God’s child. Major gooossssip 💋
STOBBBB
More like Angel Gay-briel 😩😩😩
@@FAE102 same I only eat fish
Everybody in my family agrees that Gabriel is non binary tho
oh he just cooooouldnt shut up about it HAHAHA
"they were not erasing their sins; they were making a few" lmao
LMAOOOO
😭😭😭
“THE WHALE IS GAY”
I wanna die
Furry vore
Same😂😂😂😂
@@hi-wy7ph Furry? Slippery?
@@hi-wy7ph Flukey?
"David killed Goliath with a sling"
I DIED
adds a layer of meaning to being WRECKED from a SLING
Hey, what about Jonathan?
Ok but Jesus actually had a “beloved disciple” who is thought to be John the apostle. He would lie on Jesus’ breast and this dude ended his own marriage to become ‘wedded to Jesus’. Pretty fruity if you ask me.
Ruins the joke but many scholars believe the "beloved disciple" was Mary Magdalene and they kept the gender ambiguous bc they'd rather have fruity shit in there than acknowledge actual meaningful contributions by women. Also MM was NOT a prostitute there were just hella Marys running around back then (gay) and some of the characters got condensed/later scholars wanted to ruin her reputation because again, can't show a woman being legitimate and important or else they might get the idea they deserve more than being literal chattel...
@@alexandragatto
That's fascinating. That they'd prefer queer subtext over praising a woman
This is probably the most wholesome take and reasoning behind why women weren't as relevant especially in Old testament
HAHAHA
You totally missed David and Jonathan being legit boyfriends
“Your love to me was wonderful, surpassing the love of women,”
@@benreu16 EDJDJD
Could it be the oldest instance of Bury Your Gays?
I thought that was Daniel, can't recall his friends name but I don't think it was Jonathan. Yeah, they were "best friends" 😏
Edit: I guess it was David and Jonathan, other people commenting here said it was David and Jonathan too
@@felipevasconcelos6736 We can't ever be sure but Patrokles/Patroclus? That one is, considering Ancient Greek culture, like basically confirmed gay
"They weren't hurting anybody, but there were kicked out--that's a gay story" LMAAOOO SO ACCURATE
The Rise of Jesus was gay bc it was the true reveal gag. Took 3 days but he was like “surprise bitch, you thought you’d seen the last of me”
Lmao 🤣 DEAD AF LOL 😂 procrastination gay trait took him 3 days to get ready for the wig reveal! Lmao 🤣 I can’t then everyone celebrates his reveal with a holiday with eggs, what’s gayer! Lmao 🤣 you have me wheezing and side is hurting! Lol 😂
He unwrapped his chocolate bar. Then BAM! He got the golden ticket! He was saved from elimination then he went out to spill the tea like it's the last supper.
@@chastiefolstance8556 it’s chocolate….eggs!
YES- Jesus walking on water! He is all about showing off!
He mastered the art of dramatic entrances and exits-
Also, he's persecuted by the jock Romans for hanging out with his hippie all about love friends-
You’re a gift to homosexuals everywhere!
Im gay and i fucking hate him when he disrespects other people's beliefs
Agreed
"A twink outsmarted a muscled gay." I screamed being a twink who does it all the time hahaha
Isn’t the story of Sodom and Gomorrah all about a town of men wanting to smash hot, male angel cheeks? And David (from David and Goliath) is in love with Jonathan, his brother in law.
And the man was ready to give away his daughters and wife to keep the angel in his house...
From what I remember, the sin of Sodom was gang r*pe, not gay sex. Lot and his daughters, as well as the angels, were targeted for being outsiders of the town. They targeted Lot because, at the time, to have sex with a man was a way to emasculate and devalue him as a man, a father and person in a city he just moved to. The whole offering his daughter situation, I think, was that it was customary to offer strangers whatever they request. These angry townsmen were out for blood and Lot offered his daughters bc that’s what he thought the people wanted & also to protect the angels who were Lot’s guest(?) (fact check lol) Moral of the story: don’t r*pe people.
Ezekiel 16:49-50 "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.
It wasn't about the gay sex part itself. It was how they treated people and didn't give a crap. Sounds a lot like many parts of the world right now.
yeah but you missed the part about how sodom and gomorrah both get hiroshima'd and nagasaki'd by god lmao
Sodom and Gomorra wanted to r*pe these angels, I don’t think that we want to make the people right who used this story for centuries for oppressing gay people....
First of all, loved it! I was shocked you missed David's relationship with Jonathan. Perhaps one of the few actual gay relationships in the Bible (heavily debated). Also King Saul who was Jonathan's father definitely had a daddy thing going on for David as well.
I think it’s confirmed canon that David was bi!!! At my Catholic school, I was taught that this relationship was David’s “greatest obstacle to overcome” in order to become a true follower of God 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah when Jonathan died David sang about him (musical gay) and said “my love for you is greater than my love for women” and if that ain’t gay idk what is
Man I just commented about that
Yas! I mean, in Samuel 18, where they first meet, it is written that "the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul." And then they describe how Jonathan pledges himself to David by "stripp[ing] himself of the robe that was on him and gave it to David, and his armor, and even his sword and his bow and his belt." Like, yeah, when I met my best friend I also started our *f r i e n d s h i p* by stripping down in front of them and giving them everything I had on me. XD
King Saul wanted to kill David for topping his son, Jonathan.
Paul, sending letters to everyone, the best example of a gay republican, all that self loathing, totally frustrated gay.
King David and Jonathan, very close friends for a lifetime, yeah right.
Judith, singlehandedly decapitated a king, I mean, a straight woman would have poisoned him, definitely gay.
Paul spent a lot of time in prison, so... yeah.
the fact that God loves everyone makes him more pansexual to me than gay
God loves everyone but is super sodge
toxic pansexual
Exactly. Pansexual Dom top stalker who is very sadistic and narcissistic.
He's not gay
Tbh, God has a lot of standard, but he always respects everyone! 😍
I was waiting for something like: „Judas: Lady Gaga wrote a Song about him… does it get any gayer?!“
As a lover of gay Torah you forgot the queerest biblical character Queen Esther. Girl had to come out to save her people
😂 🪦 me 💀
Hilarious take aside, as I said to my friend, one of the 12 apostles must've been gay. Or LGBT, at least.
That's because Jesus seemed to have sought out for every representation. The every day person, the accountant, the doctor, the brothers, and more.
My friend laughed. But there's no way to tell if they were 100% straight too, right?
Based on history books, some did not marry until their final days.
Hello that was John THE BELOVED
Dude you're out there, and I'm here for it.
All the 12 apostles are supes gay... They left their wives and families behind to hang out with a bunch of fellow gays when they've met a hot gay guy.
Also, as books go, I feel like you would have a field day with The Lord of the Rings. The OG 'I forgot women exist so I made this accidentally super gay' fantasy novel.
“The connection to ghost maybe” man just the way you deliver those lines is brilliant! 😂😂
You’re doing Britney’s work. Brit’s Blessings to you and yours
Ew britney
@@hiatusmode989 Ew, you. :P
They don’t call it Jesus’ second coming for nothing! … or nutting.
Broooo. How could you mention David and forget his close, CLOSE 'friendship' with Jonathan?
“why you being so the way you are?! Let’s like, tempt people.. end it all! Ya know? It could be fun to just like end everything.” & that is a gay mantra 🌈❤️🔥 lol samee. Loved that
As a christian, this is funny as hell💀💀
Then r not a proper Christian and it coming 🙄 from a Muslim to u. Damn u r a weak soul man.
@@Randomtiger007 The video was to comeback the homophobia christians try to use, it’s not that serious I promise you
@@Randomtiger007 let people make content without hating it
You should be ashamed. He’s the exact reason why religious ppl keep hating gays because he makes content by disrespecting entire religions.
@@Randomtiger007 ‘someone not practicing their religion the way i think they should be 😭😡🥺’
Saint Paul. Hmm...
1) Traveled all over the Mediterranean. Really wanted to go to Spain, but never made it.
2) He was a tentmaker! Double-entendre, anyone? He worked with FABRIC and he, uhh...made tents (maybe in some Roman and Greek pants...).
3) There's the debate in Athens, on Mar's Hill, where all the high society fellas hung out to chat about the latest ideas and gossip.
4) On one occasion, Greek men tried to worship him and his travel buddy because they thought they were gods in the flesh. So gay.
5) Another time, he caused a riot in Ephesus, and instead of running away, he tried to get INTO the amphitheater where everyone was shouting, so he could be where all the action was!
6) On the road to Damascus he encountered Jesus and was so blown away he fell off his steed and was blinded. Have you ever seen someone so pretty you felt like you might be blinded? Love-blind, maybe.
7) He wrote some angry letters to people. And some supportive ones! In an age before Facebook and other social media, this was the way to comfort your friends and put the smack down on some bitchy people.
8) Timothy was like a son to him. Either that was a special relationship, or Paul was a guncle.
9) When Onesimus the "slave" escaped from his "master" Philemon, Paul sent him back with a stern but healthy message: "Philemon, there's a better way to do this relationship. Come on, now."
10) When Peter was being a snobby, snooty bitch about having dinner parties with the Gentiles, Paul publicly put him in his place. Paul was a better host and liked hanging out with them. Was it kindness? Maybe, but it would definitely mean more people at the dinner party around HIM. More people that needed him, but whose names he couldn't remember.
Saint Paul was very gay. So very, very gay.
And that thorn in the flesh that he tried to pray away? Yet God left it there.
I'm proudly Catholic, proudly gay, and proudly loving this!
Bible is truth
you arent catholic catholics arent gay
Damn, I already kept thinking to myself when I was learning about Mary in depth “that’s gay. It’s gotta be.”
As a lesbian biblist theologian, I approve everything you said.
at the part about Jesus’ baptism I just kept saying, “THEY’RE COUSINS, THEY’RE COUSINS”
Showing this to my southern family about to start some drama and spill some sweet southern ice tea
This is the best kind of blasphemous, and I'm here for it! ❤
It’s not blasphemy cos being gay is good, actually
@@debrucey Let him have his fun. Why are you the way you are? Hahaha.
@@debrucey yeahhh... Of course.
@@debrucey this blasphemy
As a gay (bisexual transmasc) Catholic, I can confirm this
You missed John!!! He was simping hard for jesus and it was mutual, and when jesus died he was like "mom, don't forget my boo, treat him like your son pls"
While entertaining, you are on to something. Also, I'm a Queer Mormon and I cannot stop laughing now. Thank you for that, Rob.
I'm also a queer mormon and I'm going to have these pop into my head after every lesson now lol.
I was expecting some more in depth stories, but wasn't disappointed at all
"They were making a few"
John and Jesus being cousins: *sweet home Alabama plays in background*
I thought the same thing lmao
This made me laugh more than Harry Potter, especially Noah, and especially, especially, Jonah and the whale. Lol, good stuff.
About Judas, the Empress Gaga wrote a song about him so he is automatically a raging homosexual 🤭
Goliath: "I want that Twink obilerated"
David: *Uno reverse card*
The three holy kings! They ARE gay. They are traveling an absurd way, following a star (we know gays love celebs and what drama they have to tell). They bring Gold as a gift to their gay friends childbirth. Maybe they are a throuple?
I'm sending this to my homophobic aunt brb
You forgot David and Jonathan, they're definitely a perfect couple made in heaven. Like imagine crying and kissing each other at the same time, that's soooo gay, soooo dramatic
St. Peter! He decides who's on the guest list and who isn't. He's the first gay Matre'D.
This is brilliant LMAO.
The sheer amount of theists you have undoubtedly pissed off makes it that much better.
Jesus pretended to leave the party. Took the praise. And came back latter being like "guuuurl I'm baaaaaaaaaaack missed meeeeeee ?".
Also he was like "I humbly did all of this for yaaaa." and never could shut up about it.
This is gay energy at its finest.
Also Abel and Cain. If it's not a gay/straight sons story I don't know what it is.
Don't get me started on Judas.
"Thou shalt be my beard babe" 😂😂😂😂
This is why we call it the holy bible, and not the holy straightble
Jacob wrestled with God all night and walked with a limp the next morning.
If I show my mom this who is religious be concerned and look at me confused and concerned
I always suspected "the last supper" was actually an extremely dirty orgy. 🥵
Bruh, David literally had a boyfriend in the bible, Jonathan. Like he says of him that he loves him more than any woman. There's no straight explanation for this.
The book of Ruth is also pretty lez
Please do "Every Shakespeare Character is Gay" next
On one hand I love it, on the other... Ain't no body got time for that! Unless you're aiming for the 2 hr season finale.
I worked with a gay manager who convinced me that Hamlet was gay (which I still believe) and I wrote an essay about it in high school. My teacher gave me a C for lack of evidence, but it was worth it.
Honestly doesn’t need to be every single character ever but just the headliners plz thx kbye
I swear Antonio and Bassanio from merchant of venice would've been such a good couple
Moses is gay! He left his hometown (Egypt) to find himself, and then comes back to try to make everyone change their beliefs too. Eventually, he just has to take the other gays with him because his hometown just won’t have it!
How do you literally not have more subscribers, these youtube titles are pure gold!! No, scratch that pure diamond lmfao
Shadrach Meshach and Abednego are definitely gay. And King Nebuchadnezzar II was also gay. I mean, they wouldn't get on their knees for the man so he throws the biggest temper tantrum and orders his male servants to throw the 3 men in a furnace lol. Definitely gives off angry gay vibes. 😂❤
Literally rotfling so hard. But on a serious note, thank you for spreading awareness that the Bible isn’t as gay-hating as people may think.
so I was born in Islamic country, therefor I got no idea who these guys are but I do believe they were all gay.
Loving the yt content, glad to hear you're enjoying being here
Do Abraham, he didn't have kids until he was like 90. Also do his grandson Jacob, who is described as a "smooth man"
I like to remember that Jesus surrounded himself with only men, was never married, none of his apostles were married, and Jesus was followed around by a naked boy who was in love with him. 🤣
2:29 this is genuine theological criticism LMFAO
Paul is gay, he never married, he was known for his adventures in Greece and Rome, he also spent many nights together with Silas and Timothy.
Solomon was gay, he was super wise. Also had an entire temple made of gold.
Moses was gay, he was spending all of his time getting yassified in the mountains, he was obsessed with snakes, he loved casting plagues on his enemies.
Mr Anderson, you've opened my eyes. I now truly see the light. Amen. 😇
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During the ending phase of me being a christian I legit shppied bible characters in gay ways and I'm kinda getting back into it, minus the emotional baggage from thinking you're a bad christian for doing it.
You can't tell me that David and Jonathan are not gay. There's a part of the bible that literally says that Jonathan loved David more than his own life and there are even actual theological scholars who think that Jesus was gay with the apostle John (look at the Wikipedia page on the sexuality of Jesus).
They weren’t erasing their sins, they were creating them! 😂😂
That’s why it’s called Bi-ble
Jesús when he saved the wedding party by getting wine to keep the party going... Gay.
Gabriel the angel, spilling the tea on Mary, I mean, GAY.
You WILL change the world, cause GOD forbid someone has to do it. You are impressive!!
I saw the title and you know I clicked immediately cause I am INTRIGUED 👽🌸✨
this video gave me the gay vibes
I needed as I've been around the straights to much - a bi
The naked boy running from Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane is a curious scripture.
Yes, to the extent any Biblical character or story is true, we were there. We’ve always been there. Always.
The more i get into the video the more i believe in it
Me, who has watched the Donny Osmond Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat literally dozens of times: *oooooooooooh he DO be gay.*
Damn. He is the gayest one huh? Even has ten older brothers, that's scientifically gay AF.
Lmao killed him with a sling. You killing me
You missed one of the most obvious things. What was Jesus actually doing for most of his life? The Gospels are strangely silent. Call me suspicious but somehow I think if he'd found a nice girl, married her, and had a bunch of kids it would not have been edited out.
I lost it at the Whale 🐋 🤣😅😂😅🤣
You forgot peter, he was IN LOVE with Jesus to the point where he left everything just for him but he always frienzoned him, and at the end he did the exact same thing Eliza did at the end of Hamilton
3:17 - okay, so "the immaculate conception" actually refers to MARY'S conception in the womb of St. Anne (referring to the fact that Mary was born without original sin), not Jesus' conception. personally I think Mary was an asexual icon. Mary Magdalene, though, 100% lesbian.
Idk if you’ve done a video about this yet or not but everyone in Twilight is gay in my opinion.
J.K rowling 3000 years after making the franchise
I mean, it’s not called the Bi- ble for nothing
I totally need to share this at my MCC reading class. oh yass!
Why can't being Gay be explained by the theory of evolution? Because gays are the the crowning glory of God's creation
The best video I've seen... Dad joke coming in for a landing... This year. But also probably ever
God bless you all for whatever you believe
Let’s collectively write a gay bible
your dog's snoring is more interesting than the original bible. you made it so much better
Okay you 100% missed Mary of Magdala being *divorced*. She refused to marry a man because he didn’t match her sexuality. And, she had a parent that wanted her to marry someone of the opposite sex.
The amount of knowledge i just absorbed 💪😤✨
This video is so controversial and I’m so here for it.
David and Jonathan were straight up boyfriends. Look it up.
So if you havent noticed by now, I am currently deep in a Rob Anderson video binge… and truth be told this is the third binge… i just didnt comment before. These videos are not stupid.. they give me life…. How long does it take you to develop and write the scripts for the regular videos and the shorts? You obviously put some thought into the topics and they are well researched. And you are gorgeous.
The gay gods were shining on me when YT algorithm put you in my home page. ❤️ new subscriber!
Lmao I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣
😭🌼you're really shedding light on this pressing issue