Every Episode of Gay Science | Collection 2 | Rob Anderson
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Gay Science is a series that asks the question “Why do the gays?” I take queer stereotypes and explain them scientifically with true 100% real science. This is a collection of every episode from the first collection (2020) of Gay Science and Gay Anthropology. In this video we'll answer:
Why are gay men terrible drivers?
How does gaydar work?
Why do gay men run like that?
Gay Uncles, explained
Why do gay parents raise happier kids?
Why do gay relationships feel longer?
Why do gay people age better?
What is bi panic?
Why do gay men choose difficult vacation spots?
Why are gay men always running late?
Astrology Gays, explained
Why do gay people either love or hate brunch?
Why do gay men talk like that?
Why are gay sons the moms favorite?
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That lack of understanding of measurement explains how everyone is somehow at least 8 inches on Grindr
You mean the lack of the understanding of the measurement of the dick of the users of Grindr?
Yeah, they be a 6.5 at best.
They're 8 inches in spirit lol
If I really suck in my gut, press down on whatever flesh is left on my lower abdomen, and push out as far as possible, I can barely make out two inches. That's close enough right?
AHHHHH!!! 😅
ok but that gay people being better parents wasn't a joke though. Sure, not all gay parents are better, there are always exceptions, but the reasoning he gave is very accurate and generally speaking, it is probably true that most gay parents are better at parenting than most straight parents. This is supposed to be a comedy video, stop teaching us real information!
So true Though ;(
There actually was a study about this and they found gay people are better parents on average
There are actually studies that suggest the opposite since a child needs both a father and a mother figure wheter you belive that studie is up to you
@@rondrajaeev2957 there is also a study that suggests the opposite
@@Michiiigring While I certainly agree that having both a father and mother figure is healthy, there are a lot of ways to get around that with gay parents. Family friends that are around often can act as parent figures, if one of your parents is more gender fluid or just acts more masculine if you have 2 moms or feminine if you have 2 dads (which is fairly common in gay people) then that parent can act as your parent figure for the opposite gender. And many more options as well.
I once told a straight person that when I came out my other gay friends took me to get my wrist bones removed and she actually believed me...
I mean
But they’re meant to never develop??
That parenting one hurt my heart because it wasn't really a joke
It has scientific backing, but it's mostly "gay partners choose to be parent, straight partners may accidentially become parent"
12:54 No way! Mom doesn’t always favor the gay son, he gets kicked out of the house.
Ah yes I do go into a bi panic whenever I have a pack of nerds
Just eat a handful all at once. The orgy route bro
Damm same
That whole part was a direct callout to my bisexual ass. I stared down at my cuffed jeans while listening to it.
Truth
For a second I thought you said nerds (like the people) instead of Nerds. Then I realized I like both.
The parenting one wasn’t even a joke dude, he was rly just tell the straight (heh) up truth
I laughed so hard at Why do gay men talk like that? I think may have passed a kidney stone.
I love how some things are actually true and quite serious but then mixed with complete nonsense😄
Lmao what?? I had no idea gay men were awful drivers. I guess that explains why I get rear ended all the time.
did you just
@@zennyzenzen yes. Yes they did
Suggestion: You should do a video on "I'm not like OTHER gays." A play on "I'm not like other "girls/guys." trope. Something tells me you would make it freakin hilarious.
I just spit out my drink when you said those girls were going to end up in an MLM scheme, LMFAOOOOOOOO
Totally on point, Rob!
Does that mean your gay in a way?
Just wondering?
@@downloadshiverroo3071 I mean we gay have these things are really common in gay people! They are like traits of body.
@@rimadaschakraborty8411 that’s quite interesting.
@@downloadshiverroo3071 isn't it!
Man, I really wish that Gaydar one was true. It would remove at least one of the hard steps of starting a relationship 😅
LOVE how the gay parenting one is just straight forward and tells it how it is. SO. GOOD.
omg the 'ferry and flight' makes so much sense
And the most bizarre thing about gay lateness is that gays may walk faster than a car in a common stroll to a high speed train when running. But, somehow, we're still late. (Or exactly on time, because the party only starts when we arrive)
Love that archaeological approach to anthropology
🤣🤣🤣
‘Which is why u might see a bi person cuffing their pants’
I. He got me.
Fr and I also wear doc Martins
“Gay men congregate in earth quake zones.” Ohhh I’m f*cking dead 🤣
I just binged on every Gay Science and Gay Anthropology video and I need MORE 💅🏻 everything's so relatable lmao
9:29 As a gay dude who likes interstellar and other science/sci-fi movies this offended me yet really made me laugh 💀
This man's intelligence is super attractive
the parenting one wasn't even silly like the other ones it was just true
the astrology episode is hands down my favorite gay science . I felt read and impressed at the same time.
Ok that part about religious parents during the gay parents segment was so true lmao
Lol, the simulation as children 😂😂😂
I love that Greg and Craig keep showing up! You’re so friggin’ clever, Virgo!
The brillance in combining fact and humor has me HOWLING 😂😂
You should make one about gays who hate astrology with all their heart and judge everything about it. (It's me. I'm gays 😅)
ME TOO. I think because we spent our lives being told what we should think and do, and people obsessed with astrology tell others on their behalf why they do what they do and how they behave and feel. It's so infuriating lol
@@czhaok riiight!! It's even worse where I live. Astrology dictated everything!! It's so annoying. Where you can work, what to choose about our education, who we can marry, literally everything. That's why it annoys me so much 😅😅😅sorry for the rant 😅😅
Me: But we also go to brunch because there's a hot guy..
Rob: "HOT PAUL MIGHT BE THERE.. "
Me: 😏💅🏾
Hi dear frnd sent me yur whtsapp nbr and yur grops
@@shanakhan0185 first learn to type
Ok but was he wrong?
You had me at reviving Artpop.
I just love this.... and identify with literally every single word. Genius 🤣🤣🤣
Bi panic is actually a thing for me when I'm around a large group it doesn't matter if I'm talking to them or acknowledging them at all my eyes will tear up I'll feel slightly more sad and I'll have a headache so school is a fucking nightmare
I know all the underlying chemistry behind all the jokes and it is Amazing how you have made science into this art
My pop diva is Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga, fight me.
Basic 🙄
Demi Lovato
Poppy
love the moans accompanying the gay runs 😂🤣
Aww that last one🥺
"This is how the monsters could locate Reba McEntire in the movie Tremors" HHH I AM WHEEZING
Mom has the gay clout 😂😂😂
Hot Paul is low-key the reason we all keep going there.
Brilliant and so well done…production quality is great and the comedy is perfect!
And supporting the revival of Artpop 😂
#releaseartpop2
LOL.... LOL... LOL... my eyes are watering from laughing so hard. Well done!!!!
1:22 The 🚨**GAY**🚨 eye contact thing gets me every time lmao
🤣 I lost it when he mentioned Dr. Blanchett, wasn't expecting her here 👏🏼😂 Such a Godsend
Omg the terrible driver skit !!!!! LMGDFAO !!!!! I do have really bad wrists / kinda like mild carpal tunnel and we were “living in a simulation” so long 😂😂😂😂😂
Just brilliant Mr. Anderson, as always!
This is incredibly funny and brilliant 😂
I love how you showed Mara Wilson for a good reason!
I love these videos so much.
I died cus Shawn Mendes is literally the best example of a twunk
The vacation one was on point
“And all hooked up after”
Dude stop telling our secrets
I'm an excellent driver, but I did grow up closeted on a farm lol x
"Amygdala Germanotta" xD
I love the way you talk about moms
I’m learning so much!
All signs of having found superior personal relationships, in which constant compromise to a dependant parasite is not part of their every day life!
There are no accidental or unwanted pregnancies in gay relationships that alone sets homosexuals above the breeders who keep having gay babies.
HoT PaUl MiGhT Be ThErE! lol that took me! XD
Rob I Have Always Loved Your Subtle Ways & Humour & Face & Voice & & & & &....................Wooooooooooo........
. Uuuuuuuuufffffffffff
No gaydar? Don't worry just join a theater club
I swiped to get to the next one far more times than I’d like to admit
Ok but seriously this is so accurate and that really says something
Ok that last one was scarily accurate.
I feel attacked on the bisexual part haha personally attacked lol
3:44 isn’t this supposed to be a comedy show? I didn’t know there was an actual documentary here lol
I love all of the Lady Gaga references
Not my doc martins sitting in the corner of my room
Two Things I learned watching this video:
1. I am a totally defected gay man
2. Nothing else
You are the best Disney prince we could ever hope for 😍
On point with astro stuffs atleast with me 😂🙈!
Love it 💘
The Fogo De caoin or however you spell it. The way he mispronounced it was hilarious XD
Revival of artpop i can’t 😂😂😂
I just… laugh so hard every time 😂
It's the Stacie orrico Dobby shirt for meeeee hahahahahaha
Damn. "No mesh tank tops in this house!"
The cuffed pants thing is real. But maybe it's because I'm a 173cm manlet XD
Rob is one of the only creators I make a point to “like” every video I come across ♥️🌈 ♥️ Absolutely adore him and wish he was my BFF 😘
I genuinely bellow at most of your videos. You’re so fucking funny.
Me seeing this and now having a good, scientific reason to tell my straight friends whenever they make fun of my getaway skills in GTA.
I am an excellent driver. I just can’t judge distances and have no sense of direction
Ive come to learn my gayness and my adhd has far too much overlap
Lol, what is going on. Why are these videos so on point.
I’m always at least 15 min late and iv definitely had to run. God I feel conscious now lol 😂
I'm annoyed he's so entertaining and so good looking at the same time. Who do you think you are, sir!?
Lmao. Nice work.
Proud real-talk guncle here hahaha
Chromatica institute 💀💀
Was thinking of my thoughts on brunch, realised how gay I am… yes louis you love brunch but only after mid day because of the intermittent fasting and no eating from 6pm-12pm
Ugh why does the car feel so real? Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuc king love it !!!!!🥰🍻
I'm so happy I found you
You can drive to Ptown though, Rob!!
in my case I've been with the same guy for nearly 30 years. And gaydar mine is slight broken. And because of my engineering background I'm pretty much always on time. So there.
Sarcasm at its best!🤣
😄@4:35 and str8 brother.
Ah yes bi panic perfect
My brother is the Real Talk Guncle 😂😂😂