Every character in Harry Potter is GAY | Rob Anderson
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Did you know that there isn't a single heterosexual in the Harry Potter series? Harry Potter is gay. Hermione is gay. Ron is gay. Dobby is gay. Hedwig is gay. They're all gay. Let me know what other shows, movies, and stories need confirmation that every character is a homosexual!
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You missed that Draco is the posh gay who thinks he's better than everyone in the room...in every single room he's in.
The ultimate "Not that kinda gurl" gay
Like pretty much every gay lol
Colin Creevy was gay. Spent all his time taking pictures of Harry for his Hogwarts Tumblr.
Yasss
lmaoo yes 😭
Luna Lovegood is the most hippie lesbian character ever. She was also like into mysticism and gives like astrology gay vibes.
I could see her using different pronouns to rebuke gender norms and create the queerest jewelry and clothes.
Eccentric pangender aunt!
cottagecore lesbian
And let's be honest she's probs a vegan. Which is pretty gay.
I love her
Voldemort is like a teenage girl:
He has a ring, a tiara, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teen boy.
Lmao!
Great 2009 meme
Teenage girls are more terrifying :D 🤔😈🤣
That famous kid is harry potter lmao
Or Michael Jackson.
Might I add Hagrid also has a pink umbrella for a wand
And refers to himself as Norberts “mummy”
Lol
That’s amazing
One of the first things Hagrid did with Harry after he rescued him: HE TOOK HIM SHOPPING!!!!! Diagon Alley is the wizards' shopping mall.
🤣🤣
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin had a thing for sure, but they both give me bi energy. Although I don't see them sleeping with women either.
But the way they saw each other after all these years, Sirius becoming a puppy to support Lupin who gets too crazy at night... yeah. that's gay
Also Harry's dad is gay. What do you think he was doing with those antlers?
Dragging a high school kid into an abandoned house?
@@mr.mabsout231 that was sirius and it was gay
lupin loves the moon, astrology gay obvs
Remus gives bi energy, probably the being both things at once. Sirius gives me so much flamboyant energy
Sirius, major guncle vibes. Never had a girl that we know of, and likes been on all 4s.
Flinch, bullied gay as a kid, hates kids as a grown up, has a cat called Miss Norris, which is an old lady's name, so gay.
Horace Slughorn, gay, has a teen students club, basically he is the gay language teacher.
Nearly Headless Nick, gay, with that name? He didn't want to be headless.
Luna Lovegood, lesbian vibes all over. Best friends to the gays, loves the gray lady, who, btw, also gay.
Professor Trellowny, I mean, nothing gayer that liking the zodiac and making predictions on other people's futures.
Sirius never had a girl... Hm... I wonder... Could it be that he really didn't feel like it when he spent 12 years in prison with soul sucking guards?
As a bird obsessed person, I would like to make the argument that Hedwig is not only in fact gay, she is gender fluid. Have you even seen him? They’re constantly changing their spots! Snowy owls are sexually dimorphic, meaning that you can tell the males from the females. Basically white? Male. More spotted than 101 Dalmatians? Female. Hedwig? That bird has all the spots, no spots, and every speckled spot you can find in between! I say fluid and gay!
Omg this
gender fluid icon 😍😍😍
it's the three different pronouns for me 😭😭😭
I started writing how I don't really buy Severus being gay, but when I thought about it him being mad at James because of his unrequited love and/or internalized homophobia _is_ a better plot line than him being in love with Lily.
Yeah, I always saw their relationship as platonic. Not wanting your best friend to get with your bully is motive enough in my eyes. He wasn't necessarily /jealous/.
“A diary that he put in the girls bathroom!!” 😂
Also, Luna Lovegood’s dad, Xenophilius. His long necklace with a gem stone and built in fidget spinner.
“We don’t listen to the author outside the books” I laughed so loud when I read that! Great video as always.
The way you left out how Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are gay and in love is breaking. My heart. 🥺❤️
& Harry’s dad !! Lol
Yeah, mine too. 😢
I was so waiting for his arguments for Wolfstar…
You're right about Draco's hair, but also, OMG he is obsessed with Harry Potter, he even talks about him with his dad... Who also .. have you seen that hair?? Lucius is so gay and a bottom for Voldemort, gosh ❤️💁
LMFAO LITERALLY 💀💀
“Father, the popular boy is making me feel weird”
Dean and Seamus were the Sirius and Lupin of their generation and its all very gay
came here to say dean and seamus! you're so very correct. never thought about it before but they literally do have the same dynamic as remus/sirius. whoa
luna lovegood,, like cmon she's literally a witch who probably keeps gems and has a moon chart. also she didn't really have any male love interests and just all round gives me such hard-core lesbian vibes
“They are a bad example for our kids” I’m gagging 😂
Bilbo, for sure was in love of the dwarves king; Smaug was a mean bitch for sure, Sam and Frodo, the elves, the rings, the heteros were the orcs... Evans everywhere, in fact, he is the hottest action gay actor in history.
Lupin was the hairy, kinky, Party gay, spending his day as a teacher and then one time a month he is a whole night out naked, not himself, trying to bite everyone.
Edit: J.K.Terfling said once in an interview that being a werewolf is a metapher for AIDS… ouch
'J.K.Terfling' OMG that's perfect! ☠☠☠
gurl you’re literally out here insulting a woman who spoke nothing but facts and still got doxxed for it 😭✋
@@zeldafairy69 she more or less said trans women are not women. Look it up. 💀
@@michaelinthebathroom7560 and they arent…?
@@zeldafairy69 woman is literally in the name. Just because they were born men doesn't mean they aren't women. Your brain doesn't always match your body. Hormones and shit.
Cedric definitely gay. Remember when he whispered to Harry the secret Prefect’s bathing room on the 5th floor is “not a bad place for a bath” I mean that was an invitation. You can clearly see the gay tension between Harry and Cedric. These two secretly loved each other. Harry would have not cried the way he did on Cedric’s death if he didn’t love him 😭
Maybe it was an invitation, but I like to believe that Cedric just really loved taking luxurious baths with magic bubbles and let it slip. Pretty gay.
Much gay. Cedric was SO cheating on Cho with Harry.
Ginny Weasley is gay. She has a hard time when Fleur dresses her up for the wedding because the color didn't go well with her hair. That's gay.
The way he didn't mention Lucius and his Lucious Locks™ or Gilderoy Lockheart is a hate-crime
As a queer major potter fan, I am personally offended that you didn't talk about Sirius and Remus. Those two were SO gay.
The fact that the world's longest gay fanfiction was written about HP characters who weren't even mentioned T.T
What do u mean?
@@FantasticBeasts2024 What are you confused by?
What was the fanfic???
What was it?
@@fuzzycatbutts what fan fiction are u referring to?
Trelany's obsession with astrology, statement glasses, and shawls prove she's everyone's gay aunt
YES
K but Draco's parents are 100% fruity. Like I can't even. The only reason they got married was so that they could be gay without raising suspicion. They totally gossip to each other about who the best kissers are (Lucious has an obsession with Snape's lips) and they also just sit around and drink different kinds of alcohol and rank them on a scale from 1-10 during the school year when their gay son is off crushing on Harry Potter at a gay wizard school. Also, they used magic and had Bellatrix carry Draco for the pregnancy because she wanted people to see that she had no wedding ring and she could tell them that she was waiting for the right lady to step into her life.
Professor Sprout. Super into plants. And played by real-life lesbian Miriam Margolyes!
Krum stroked his thick and heavy broom stick for Ron’s viewing pleasure, so there’s that.
"Dobby is gay because he loves a dirty gym sock" I SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMAO WHAT?!
I’d love more of these! But with broader queer analyses, like bi, pan, asexual, doms and fems, etc
Luna is like an incredibly gay QUEEN! She is herself and doesn't care what other people think, she has her own fashion style and it looks so good, she is absentminded (maybe that's just a me thing idk), and spends most of her time and dances dancing by herself because all the stupid boys took the cute girls.
“I don’t have any kids. And I don’t know where to find them.”
Also, as a gay, I can confirm that even though everyone thinks I can’t keep a secret, by existence on the internet proves otherwise.
My dearest Rob i would be beaming with happiness if you did a "Everyone in Merlin is gay" thank you very much
I've only seen a few episodes of Merlin. That they might be straight literally never crossed my mind. It wasn't until I came across an "Are they gay?" article that I found out the characters were supposedly straight.
Actually, I'm still trying to figure out why we don't occupy some exalted position in society. Have you met straight people? If the world were composed of only cis-het people we'd just be discovering fire about now.
YES
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!
OMG WE NEED THAT! Cuz it’s just so true! They’re all gay!!! 😂😍
I laughed out loud when I saw the very badly edited “Pretty Pretty Horcrux” game. 😂
"He loves a dirty gym sock... it's what gives him his freedom" 🤣🤣🤣
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Cant forget that George and Fred didnt even blink when they saw Ron was sleeping next to Peter Petigrew. They knew what was up.
Surprised you didn’t bring up that Draco was obsessed with Harry throughout the whole series and Harry became obsessed in the sixth book…..the one book where Draco wasn’t obsessed with Harry ironically-
I’ve been following you for years now and am a huuuuuge fan. So incredibly delighted by everything you’re putting out there. There’s always a smile and a wink and you constantly make the best content.
Please do this with The Lord of the Rings 💙
They're all MOST OBVIOUSLY gay. Galadriel is totally a lesbian ruling alongside her king counterpart (they're totally not married, and have their own consorts), and Eowen is a lesbian ICON. I'm not sure what to say about Arwen. I mean, you can't be an elf without being Bi, but her hardon for Aragorn is pretty overwhelming.
All the hobbits? Major gay vibes
Please talk about Gandalf’s big naturals
Sauron and Melkor? Total gay avangers.
*The orcs are just transitioning.
Amazing video as always! Also Padma and Parvati were both very gay for Hermione in Goblet of Fire. When they see Hermione in her Yule ball dress, you know they both wanna be with her!
"He wears a vintage tux....to the Bwawl" i'm deaddd!
Also...Filtch is supa gay. He loves his cat...a lot
There is a book called, "I'm a Gay Wizard". It's so good. Allison is an icon❤
I strayed from Harry Potter and into fanfiction as a kid so this IS my cannon. All the characters are just the gayest in every fanfic.
Belgium or Bulgarian, there is no difference at all:D
Really enjoying your content❤️
Yeah that confused me for a sec😂
As a Belgian, I was excited for three seconds, shifted quickly
I was about to wite a comment on it :))
It’s quite gay not caring about details like than. So funny!
Loved this! But I'm also highly displeased at the missed opportunity at 7:07 to make a Cher/Turn Back Time reference. So gay!
OMG!! This is so good!! 😂😂😂😂 Do the Hunger Games next!!!
Yaaaasss do Hunger Games!!
I love you Finnick!
Ron listened to Harry's nightmares and learned from them, that's gay
The fucking ariana painting got me
So Voldemort was looking for the elder wand, just so he could stick it up his ass? Wow, that makes so much sense! Why couldn't he just use his own wand though? Unless he was into Dumbledore and wanted to phantasize it was his "wand" instead! But Voldemort gives me more trans vibes to be honest, what with him choosing a new name for himself that he felt more comfortable with and demanding that everyone should call him by it! lol
It’s ribbed for their pleasure
He's into docking their wands.
all the characters in Harry Potter are on PrEP
Rob: I am going to prove to you that every character in Harry Potter is gay
Fanfiction: Am I a joke to you
“Gay feather sister twins” creased me!!
Can you do every Lord of the Rings character is gay? Should be pretty easy. :P
Everyone else already covered Luna so thanks for that. But we need to talk about Cedric Diggory! The name alone was basically like a gay calling card but he was a Hufflepuff which is very gay and wanted to have a romantic first time encounter with Harry in a bubble bath with a dragon egg but chickened out at the last minute.. You only live once Ceddy make every moment count cause you don't know when its gonna be.. over.. sad times T.T
I'd absolutely love it if the four Hogwarts founders (girlfriends Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, and boyfriends Slytherin and Griffindor) got together to found a school that any student could come to regardless of race or orientation, because they themselves were rejected from whatever is the mainstream prep school of the UK. That's surely why there's only a handful of students per year (there's like, what, 50 students per year? With 10 students per house, give or take), because the rest of the straight kids go to whatever that prep school is called.
OMG like a straight Hogwarts
'Dumbledore treats kids like adults'
Dumbledore: *doesnt tell Harry hes a horcrux and other crucial plot points of his background*
True, but it isn't like he tells things to other actual adults either. (Except possibly Snape)
I don’t know why I’m loving your channel so much rn...
Lucius Malfoy gives me the daddy vibe LOL
The quality "improved", but sis couldn't steam her cape?
But I never said * I * was gay
how to he miss mentioning DRARRY & also Lupin, Sirius & Luna 😭
I screamed at that photo of Crab and Goyle with Draco, "two tops and their twink" afshgsjdhshfj i-
Harry and Draco had a crush on each other. 100%
That portrait of Dumbledore's sister at 4:11 took me out
The gleeful voice cracking in this video? Love.
I'm sending this to all my Harry Potter lovers lol, I hope this helps them see the books through my eyes a bit! Loving every minute of the content!
Your videos are soooo funny please keep them coming!
I would suggest Percy Jackson but that one doesn’t need an explanation.
I do think Dumbledore was gay from the beginning. Like in half blood prince he picks up a ladies fashion magazine in the muggles house and asks Horace slughorn if he can take it 😂
That was soo a nod
Bestie, this was so fun!! You *need* to do one on BBC Merlin. Trust me, you'll love it!
Did you need to drag Dustin Ray Bottoms repeatedly like that 😂
I am a hairstylist and dracos hair in the movies just absolutely destroys me. They had the budget for an enchanted ceiling and still gave this child HOT ROOTS 😭
Lmao I just fucking love youuu ! I’m so glad I found you , definitely need your energy around 😅 Have a good week love 💕
voldemort having a deadname killed me why have I never noticed that before
Can't believe you didn't mention Harry living in a closet until he hit puberty.
Fred and George. They always have to be the center of attention and they pull of elaborate flashy stunts
This is hilarious. Love your videos, love from Mexico
Can't believe you forgot Lupin was a furry.
Ginny Weasley is gay. That's one lesbian that you don't to get in a fight with, because you will lose so hard. Take my advice pick a battle that you can win.
You’re gonna have to do all the marvel characters since my sister just asked for them
Neville's last name? Come on!
😂
omg ariana grande as ariana dumbledore is everything. 🤣♥️
I laughed out loud when he talked about Voldemort's Horcruxes HAHAHAHHAHAHAH ..... you forgot to mention that Tom Riddle's drag name is Voldemort ....... it's so gay! hahahhaha
This is my new favorite thing.
In the Challis of fire, I felt Harry was every time attached to the guy who died, he was his first love and then killed by Voldemort, it was so sad, poor Harry's gay heart broken
Dumbledore wears floor length purple velvet robes high heels and not to mention he did once flourish out of a room by clapping into his Phoenix who bust into flames to get out of trouble
lupin and his obsession with the moon... i mean
Dobby was so gay. In other tv shows and movies: The Flinstones, Carebears, and the Thundercats were all gay. Also you can’t argue that Star Wars, Xmen, Captain America, and all those Marvel and DC Comic movies you know they are all gay just by the outfits alone. Yup, we want every movie/tv show to be gay!
Percy Weasley - obnoxious and bossy to his classmates
Yaaaasssss i'm so here for this content!!
i support your youtube career so much
The reason McGongal hate Umbrige is they were secret lesbian lovers in as teenagers. Umbrige’s ultra conservative parents made her break it off. This is my head cannon.
Heney - you're a blessing to us all ⚡🏳️🌈
OMG WILL YOU PLEASE DO THIS WITH THE BIG BANG THEORY?!
Dumbledore was super in love with Grindlewald and nobody can convince me otherwise
I love this serie, the Voldemort' horcrux... a tiara hahaha
You're growing man!
You MUST read CARRY ON, WAYWARD SON & ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS. Made me cry, but definitely worth a read.
You’re my new favorite youtube person
Love the house tie Rob, is that the house of Wiffenpoof?
sirius/remus and ginny/luna aren't in this because they're just SO OBVIOUS
The elder wand comment is killing me lol