Women Are Faker Than Men - Comedian Lance Woods

Comedian Lance Woods hilariously analyzes how men and women participate in plastic surgery. Check out the latest from Lance by following him on social media: @sirlancewoods
Originally filmed 9/18/22
Videographer: Matthew Magnus, @mattmagzz
Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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[@slatt0118]

“It might me old stomach,it might be refurbished stomach meat in her booty”. That Shit killed me 😭😭😭

[@funny_artist4]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Leukick]

Loll and "they be sittin like mermaids for 6 hours"

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

BRO LOLLLL. Now it gon have men be outside like “🧐🧐🧐”

[@PrinceTae]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raresabraleaks8216]

That actually might have turned me off to it forever

[@shakendriamurphy2302]

I lost it at "2022 ass on 1981 legs!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ I'm weakkkk!!!

[@Vino_Czar]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

LMFAOOOO HE HAD ME CRYING

[@kjdaman2151]

I’m still crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@casandraogoe8394]

Me too this was so funny 😂

[@wkatc007]

Un-JC aside it was brilliant joke lol

[@meghanmcneill5365]

"Sitting like mermaids the whole flight" 😭 and "22 inch rims on a skateboard" 😂
So talented!!!!

[@mbeast21]

Skateboard line took me out. Absolutely hilarious 😂

[@chairlovawitabat]

Lol him swinging the mic as genius. Excellent set as always.

[@SharksFan1968]

Lance Woods' comedy has never been better. Never stale. Great stage presence.
22 inch rims on a skateboard? omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LoveArkeen]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@teebofreestyles1000]

“Well, bring me the chair Doc!” ♿️ 😂

[@wkatc007]

Bring it

[@dichonelawson5218]

That mermaid joke killed me 😭😭

[@Theartsymuslimah175]

Trust we hate it as flight attendants like come on

[@dichonelawson5218]

@@Theartsymuslimah175 wait?! -- So women really sit like that after having one of those butt surgeries???? 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@nicholashayes5773]

Those lashes look crazy to me, looks like something you'd wear on Halloween or something, but these chicks wear them everyday lol.

[@FirstPersonHood]

Crazy! Like tarantulas!

[@MODERNDAYGRIOT]

1:42 “She done put these 22 inch rims on a skateboard!” 😂

[@viviblackmage2326]

Doctor: “looks like a tumor on your shaft, whole penis is infected. We gotta remove it all”
Me: “Wow…that’s crazy”
*gets up, walks out the room*
Doctor: “Did you hear what I just said? Sir!! If we don’t operate, You only have a few weeks to live”
Me: “That’s cra-“
*closes the door behind me*

[@ulysseh4598]

😂

[@jeffersonselikemnyame9516]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[@of.the.culture5783]

😂 dude do stand up man!

[@viviblackmage2326]

@@of.the.culture5783 I’m only funny online, specifically TH-cam comments 🤣. It’s a very small niche talent.

[@johnathanadams3632]

@@viviblackmage2326 this was pretty funny . Lol 🤣

[@desmondthesavage2595]

“Refurbished stomach meat”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

Lance Woods is hilarious. I am a new fan of his comedy. I will search for more fhanks, Lance.

[@macmissy916]

He has a great special on Amazon Prime

[@jaranameer2882]

@@macmissy916 ❤🙏🏾

[@DreSnake8468]

I'm going to have to check for him locally...

[@JAY-CRA]

22 inch rims on a skateboard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CitizenoftheWorld1]

This craze of fake women gon have men asking "Is that authentic ass or mixed with processed stomach?" like they in a five star restaurant
🤭🤭🤭

[@vernonpaigejr.1517]

I"m stealing. LMMFAO

[@justlikedavid]

"Refurbished Stomach Meat!!!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@foyo5497]

"She done put these 22 inch rims on a skateboard..." LMAO Im usuing that!

[@Tereshayify]

Lance Woods the Harvard Graduate (IYKYK) never misses! The mermaid bit had me dying 😂

[@johnathanadams3632]

Is he really a Harvard graduate

[@Tereshayify]

@@johnathanadams3632 not really lol, but he took one of their online courses during the Pandemic

[@wkatc007]

@@Tereshayify Ikr so did I but at Yale lol

[@Willardbeans00]

I’m still laughing… bro got stage presence… kept crowd engaged.. quick but thoughtful jokes… the transitions… 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

[@ko_djo]

"That's a refurbished stomach in her booty..." I'm crying!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

This was a funny set. 22s on a skateboard lol.

[@JaeDooks]

Bruh killed me with “all ass no flats” 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRedGameboy]

I am hunched over my stove... CRYING in my stir fry. This guy's is an ultimate comic.

[@rebelrocksmm]

That movement line was top tier ✊🏾😭🤣

[@michellepittman7886]

Tell me he did not say refurbished stomach! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@BoodaSDavis]

This is brilliance 😂😂😂

[@tonytooshort]

Bro said sitting like a mermaid for 6 hours 🤣🤣

[@phreakyphipps]

One of the best sets ever

[@thenopasslook]

22 inch rims on a skateboard 😂😂😂😂

[@guy2342]

fire. Hope you have more soon

[@thegasgiants]

I seen him on this comedy channel on Samsung TV. And this dude is funny. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾💯

[@whoanaaa139]

I saw this brother at the Improv in Houston Tx and he had me rolling!!! If you see him in person don’t forget to purchase your “Emotional Support” T-Shirt at the end of the show….😂😂😂😂

[@Oakley63tall]

😂😂😂 got my ES T-shirt last week when he was at the Improv here in Tampa with Tony Roberts

[@cassagnolleonidasjr.461]

This brethren is HILARIOUS 😂😅

[@jaycollins2028]

Dude definitely Funny AF it's so refreshing to see him work 💯👏👏👏

[@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772]

Dude too hilarious 😆😆🤣but stating facts💯👏🏾👏🏾

[@kinggchile]

I'm ashamed I'm just now finding him. Now I'm bout to binge his whole catalog. Hilarious 😂

[@shesofemme]

See you Lance in SF end of Nov 2022 !!! Can't wait

[@TristanFunnyJohnson]

Lance Woods is always dope on stage

[@Naldo411]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was amazing.

[@rbgninja7343]

22" rims on a skateboard!!🤣🤣🤣

[@josephlindsey5210]

Lance is underrated. Shoutout to All Def for putting me on to him

[@realc7777]

So happy for actual jokes. 😂😂😁😁😂😂😂This is hilariously funny. 🤗😏😏😏😏

[@zellyzell1993]

Bring me the chair doc 🤣🤣🤣

[@sebo641]

Was not expecting such gold

[@dennesey]

Every line is so well crafted. He did play the ♿️ joke too long 🤣 🤣

[@rebelrocksmm]

I felt like I’m the middle of it he should of said “nah I’m good just hide your girl”

[@levelintent]

No, he didn't. It was perfect timing

[@Brightsidedalways]

Guess my back gone hurt then! I hollered

[@michealmajor7883]

😂😂😂😂 fam was snapping for all 4 minutes

[@ChiKevon]

"Then I gotta get a regular job". 🤣😂

[@bruceg4733]

Lance Woods been on terror on stage 🔥

[@SlymeJeezis91]

Sitting like mermaids 😂

[@chrisfernandez5566]

He speaks the truth 👏 💯

[@christiantrujillo4923]

Dude earned a fan ☝️

[@yungjayoruga4412]

bruh it says hes 61 yrs old on google shit got me rotf🤣🤣🤣

[@koachk9042]

Yooooo who is this cat, HE GOT ME ROLLING

[@ryanleonardpaul]

Screaming laughter! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[@wesleemore5943]

Refurbished stomach meat.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jkc7134]

"New ass responsibility"

[@shrinknow12]

Lmao 🤣 this made my day, too funny

[@BirdAirStream]

Bring me the chair doc😂

[@firstlast8258]

No lies detected

[@bighomieJ5X]

Women will get all these body enhancements, then say, "ima real bi***". Yeah u real fake 🤣🤣

[@donniebravo19]

💯

[@terrenceransom2461]

IT MIGHT BE OLD STOMACH 😭😂😅🤣😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nananiya.]

Hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@freestyleskyline]

", WELL BRING ME THE CHAIR" *PLUNK PLUNK*

[@gregoryfambro7592]

MADD CRAZY BUGGIN 😂 DOPE AZZ SET. 1

[@hershedoll7288]

As a female I am NOT a feminist 😂..we as women always say we want a real man but we be having fake lashes, fake boobs, fake booty, fake lips, fake nails, liposuction, fake hair, contact lenses, and a FAKE PERSONALITY cause as soon as he marry us we start showing our true colors 😜 😂

[@EyituoyoO]

I see Lance Woods and I click. Never disappointed 😂🤌🏿

[@aychbhomas6608]

Came here to say this. Him and Ron Taylor have NEVER missed for me

[@twinscoupe]

Yoo. I shouldn’t have watch this in public . Shit was hilarious

[@AyoBrownKid]

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

[@jencoffee4013]

A new fan here!😂

[@mgnetzm]

the secret word is refurbished

[@ashantej7484]

it might be old stomach 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dreski83]

BRING ME THE CHAIR!! 😂

[@SGMsmuuv]

Bro this man is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lonsolo5607]

SIMPLY HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dre21492]

"...well bring me the chair doc!"
Ain't no man in their right or wrong mind...

[@Moswaned23]

Back hurtin like shit 😂

[@clydechilders3252]

That laugh at 1:55 is got me rollllllllinnng😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣

[@goMANgo84]

Refurbished stomach meat?😂😂😂

[@ChiefGodspeed]

New booty, old stomach. Lmao

[@CiluhStyle1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂 bruh I'm weak asf!!! Shit!!!!

[@lovinv08]

Real talk

[@selftalkwithsal4229]

ALL FACTS 💯

[@danieljohnson2548]

Man this dude don’t miss 😂

[@ulysseh4598]

He's GOOD
Jokes I've never heard

[@beverleyreid7572]

Wonder what Lance is taking for White Thanksgiving Day this year (2022)! Guy is too funny. Lol

[@Realpatrickneal]

Hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@NathanielBowden]

I’m good naw I’m good 😂😂😂

[@t.fizz_252live8]

Bring me the chair doc!

[@maxxbarzz]

That's right... shame these surgeries

[@hateisthenewlove3676]

I bought his tshirt in Denver show love Mr.Woods

[@geminiaxelrod4592]

I feel seen! 😂😂

[@anthonybogus5688]

Comedy version of Daylyt lmaoo

[@peacebalancetruth]

*Glistening 🤣

[@Queen_C22]

The back problems are Real😂

[@rbdjdropz]

Solid 5 mins bro. Send this to late late shows for placement. Clean it up a bit and you good

[@Maagpiie]

Legendary

[@thisguytm3302]

No doubt

[@jonesd.stampede30]

Rookie comic but Professional performance 💯🔥

[@tiffathome]

I was 🤣😂🤣

[@whyyousucha904]

Lance is a fool. Refurbished stomach meat...lawd lol