Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.
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Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd
If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed
This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school
@Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.
The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.
"John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer
John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame
@Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.
Not many people know this but this is actually what goes down every Sunday in church. People just walk in with golden armor, triple jump into the air and shoot lightning out of their hands
My theory on the foods in the... food level: Bread because Jesus Donuts because it's the first thing you learn to make in Blender so probably also the first free or cheap food asset you see And pizza because it's the most generic way you can say "look kids, we know what you're into!"
I was gonna end it all, but then John Christian came to me and told me, “The gun isn’t loaded”
@Spatza who's an edgy boy?
@Spatza you said this on everyone’s comment, wanna cookie 🍪?
@Spatza "and that's just facts". No, you just want attention. People with facts would state them not claim that they are facts.
@ThiccBoi27 Timmy hasn't come to the comment section in ages
@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw annddddd your back
The way Charlie was in full Jesus cosplay really added an element of realism
Who is Charlie? All I see is Jesus playing a video game.
Cosplay? He's literally Jesus
@Darkness ?
@@kailasumbare1552 Xue hua Piao Piao
You bloody Calvinist
I used to be an atheist, but this game successfully converted me to a .jpeg
what the hell, I'm a .png
and I'm a gif of a sassy black woman.
im a .webp
i have become a .tiff
somehow im .mp4?
"How do I attack?"
You don't, you turn the other cheek
Underrated comment
How does this have only one comment
Which cheek?
It's from a song called rapping for jesus
The OG MC JC u see
The game engine is pretty realistic. You don't get punished as long as you sin at a distance far enough outside the eye of the public.
epic social commentary
society moment
Unreal
@Morio Choratatzís How long would it take if I wanted to evolve back to a crab?
@@hypers829 Surprisingly, not as long as evolving into other things. Nature has a way of returning to crab.
I'm 90% sure that wing animation just spawns a bird on your back thats hidden by the armour
Omg you’re right
bruh thats creative
Genius
Boundary break when
Your icon's dope btw.
"Mum, can you get me God of War?"
"We have God of War at home."
The God of War at home:
ong
*god* of war
Mom, can we get Asura's Wrath?
We have Asura's Wrath at home
Asura's Wrath at home:
more like war of god
God of War has nothing on this masterpiece
"If God's not real then explain this atheists!" I literally died there.
8:45
Lol
You literally didn't
@@user-re9be7qm8p You can't just expose a homie like that.
Rest in peace
One of the developers was told “F to pray” by some 13 year old on the internet and they ran with that
"Press F to pray respects"
@@SteveInLava "press f to pray respects
F
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ why do people like to make bots like you
@@agnieszkarajder2821 😃
The only thing impressive here is Charlie's internet's download speed
My computer: *best I can do is 600kb*
His download speed is faster than my USB transfer speed
@@ariessnep you mean internet......your computer has nothing to do with your internet speed
What kind of shit internet you all got. Anything below 1 gigabit (aka 100 megabytes) is fucking slow
@@TheRaven123 Italian internet 1 mbps lmfao
I love the fact that half of the text is in English and Portuguese and the other half is only in Portuguese.
So br entende
@@joaoluisfalangola474 Só os brasileiros percebem português? Hehehe
@@falsegod7309 sim
@@joaoluisfalangola474 Faz sentido, faz sentido
@@joaoluisfalangola474 sim
Death in this game be like:
*"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*
What’s up brother?
@@Zan-qr4ds 😳
@@qui-gonjinn8048 😳
@@qui-gonjinn8048 what did he say
*(edited)*
Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.
Well now I feel bad for the demons because no one deserves to go to Brazil
Bem, o jogo é br mesmo, entao...
Kkkk
@@LumaSloth It's a pretty shitty game.
the fact that the game linguage is in brazilian portuguese makes more sense
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Everyone was waiting on cyberpunk while we've had this gem all along
Still better than cyberpunk
@@NationalismDjazair now that a lot of the bugs were fixed cyberpunk is a decent ass game
@@agnieszkarajder2821 😍
its about as functional as cyberpunk too
But this just came out this month
As a brazilian I’m proud of this game, it represents everything good about our nation
Thank you, Daniel
Oh...
Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd
@@felipeterranova2452 Dide, Brazil is a cursed country, everything here is ass
@@Devorador_de_Games Yeah but if you consider the other countries down here, we are basically the best place ever
“There’s a pray button”
As all games should have.
Multiplayer games be like
Assassin's Creed 1
Souls like games should definitely do
We need one in league and overwatch cuz damn they need help
Every game has such button, it does nothing.
Man, Charlie is such a rebellious teen, he calls his dad by his first name and doesn’t care about getting a haircut.
@Spatza This comment had nothing to do with religion and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong and that's the undebatable truth.
@Spatza i see you everywhere are you ok upstairs
@Spatza Reddit moment
@Spatza How does this have anything to do with a charlie being a rebellious teen
I'm curious as to what Spatza said before getting embarrassed and deleting his comment
This game is everything Doom wishes it could be.
These spam bots are everywhere
@@matthewferguson9054 There’s no escaping them 😳
@@blindinghornet9079 amogus
I hate how unironically fun this would be to watch as a speed run
Off course this masterpiece of a game was made by a brazilian legend.
Amen.
A men
A man
Ninguém se importa com a nacionalidade dele
acho que ja vi você em algum lugar
"5.2 gb, that's a lot of Jesus"
-Martin Luther King
"i didnt realize this was a catholic church kind of game" had me dying
Bot above me 🤦🏼♂️
The dude above me says theirs a bot above us
I want to become a priest and my friends won't stop doing this kind of jokes
@@quisutdeus2755 just ignore them
@@Pleoxz * there's
Glad they stayed true to the manga
Just pray they dont do a Netflix adaptation.
Same
@@zerithos7271 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Man Jesus really helped Johnny a lot to regain his ability to walk
@@comradekenobi6908 ah yes a man of culture
Can't believe charlie would just leak Elden Ring gameplay like this
Dark souls 169 trailer looks great
@@Arsov_FixTF2 dark souls 4 midirs back
Pretty accurate
I love how the temptation of flesh was literally a couple of demon strippers lmfao
The fact that this is all in Portuguese is the cherry on top
Melhor jogo
Jogo 10/10
com certeza melhor jogo br
Despacito
Donde esta la bibliotica
If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed
Do you have the link? 🤔
@@saddpaanda just click on his channel, go to videos, and sort from oldest
Oh no I made it 666 likes. I have sinned
@@elispeed5078 This did not age well.
@@rojasteguludamn I forgot you could sort by oldest at one point
This game depicts an accurate representation of what happens when you have the power of God and Anime on your side.
I walk into my church every Sunday and pray. I then crawl into a dark portal at the foot of the cross leading me into God's land.
Then I find my pastor and he zaps me with lightning to give me holy armor after I kneel at his feet
This channel is a gift from god ngl
yes ikr
Hey Ik you
Charlie?
BILLY agrees
Modern Jesus
This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school
This is a bit to accurate🗿
So true
@@goose6189 yeah the veggietales got me
Veggie Tales is lit tho
vegietales and bad CGI Christian animations
4:53 The way the pastor just dipped out 💀
I'm a Christian... definitely been in these situations every day
Do Christians just turn into a kid named john
@@70ty most definitely
I keep failing to get past the pizza and donuts.
yeah same. ugh the amount of times i had to dodge demonic muffins and puff pastry in a platformer way smh
Climbing rice Krispy treats. Lol
Damn this game revealed our Christian secret! Every time we pray we crawl into a glowing portal. And then we go fight demons.
Lol basically doom guy
As a Christian, I can confirm this is 100% true
As a Christian,I can confirm lots of Christian's do this
I can confirm that Christian do fight demons.
we actually do if God wills it
Pastor: "So what made you interested in the word of God?"
Me: "My friend Charlie told me about something called 'Christian Fisting.'"
Underrated comment
The pope wants to know your location
Christian Kung Fu!
9:36 the developers knew about EDP all along, the bible was warning us
9:26
"Christian fisting" - Charlie 2021
Man Jesus games always have a certain level of seriousness that makes them funny lol
lol
Nice profile pic mate
lol
It's debatable until science can explain what was before the big bang and how things exist in the first place
@Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.
Whole game in portuguese, he truly is discount jesus, languages can't stop this man
Why would he in the first place?
True jesus understand all languages. You heretic dont .
@@criscrosxxx ok
I’m impressed he theorized a speed run strat and executed it all in one go
It's par for the course for games like this. Just play Sonic Boom, you'll see what I mean XD
penguinz0:"they try to lure you in with sweets to go away from jesus but where to smart for that"
penguinz0:get blown up by muffin
we’re
"I am John of the Christian." - Every famous British colonist in the 1700s.
“And why were they all named John?”
Its more Christianyyy, helps against Cacti.
Were you even watching? 😒
“I bet there is going to be a lil nas X boss fight”
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu
I burst out laughing when I heard that
@@AxxLAfriku Stop
@Spatza nobody asked you to say that
@Spatza We're no strangers to love
"Christianity's here, and it's trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space"
I've been saying the same thing for years.
Amen
True lol
WHat are you trying to say?
The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.
*(edited)*
Goddammit, it’s Brazilian. My country never ceases to impress me
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK então
chegou a dar tristeza quando percebi
É foda mano
r/suddenlycaralho
Eu não deveria estar tão surpreso
“How do you beat this game without cheating?”
Lmao he doesn’t know the praying IRL strat
Funny
"John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer
I never thought there would be a sequel, but here we are. This is truly a blessed day
Straight from GOD himself
"Cactus is trying to make me lose faith" is probably my favourite quote of the day.
Mine is "Christian fisting"
This is the kind of game I would like to play on the Wii with no safety handles on
Wow man. Hardcore
What a madlad
🧡
th-cam.com/video/K7MltbPLcDQ/w-d-xo.html...
Because the
Don't hurt me
"Thats all of Jesus right there"
-Charlie, referring to just 5gb of data storage
THERES A SEQUEL TO JOHN CHRISTIAN
He did it
And the Lord said "Shazam!", and became the God Warrior!
So
Still waiting for Bible man to join the mcu
He’s too powerful for the mcu
Bible man is too busy shitting on Goku
He killed the writers just by looking at them
BILLY says too OP
@Spatza ah yes let’s get straight to starting shit for no reason
8:20 That was actually pretty cool
John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame
eu so fiquei meio chateado que ele n falou nada sobre ser brasileiro no vídeo :(
*(edited)*
Today I learned: Jesus is about 5 GB strong 💪🏾
The bots are stronger than ever
We must fight back
@@Dino-pq9bj Eh, they’re not really accomplishing much besides giving Charlie interaction. General comments are still pretty easily navigable.
That being said, if they’re enough of an eyesore to you, you can always just report them and keep it it rolling.
@@toomanyhats7141 you're right kfp employee ;}
Only John Christian is powerful enough to exorcise these special grade demons and bring great pleasure to Jizzle Crizzle
Is that a jjk reference? 😳
Domain expansion
John Christian probably learned the black flash by now
Even Gojo is scared of John
@@bigboi8743 heavens no not black flash, it's white flash.
"If god isn't real then explain this atheist"
Proceed to do the Christian war scream
This game is one of 2 things, either i cant see because its too dark or i cant see because its too bright
I love how you can tell from looking at the game for two seconds that every asset is stolen.
Ironic.
Top 1 brazilian game for sure, how this masterpiece remained unknown until now. 🙏 Glória Deus 🙏
Amém, irmão!!
O jogo do João Cristão é magnífico
But this game has yet to surpass Mineirinho's might.
deus abesoe
Amemememememe
4:20 young boys dropping on their knees for a pastor makes me feel really uncomfortable
That’s so nice of Charlie’s dad to take interest in his gaming passion, and get him a game!
John christian is the emotional masterpiece we all deserved
slaps John Christian game, This bad boy can hold 5 gigs of Jesus in it.
Christ! Thats a lot a Jesus 🤣
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1618789803
Here recapping for the sequel
God damn. If church were like this I'd still be going.
you're not a REAL gamer unless you've played through this masterpiece
@@berensteinbear5916 GOTY contender tho
Huhhju
Ngl, those particle effects in the game are low-key solid asf.
YO MORE LIKE *FARTICLE* EFFECTS AM I RIGHT BOIS??
@@davidpatterson3906 OH SHIT
Just stock unity special effect
@@davidpatterson3906 this is how a butch lesbian talks
@Matix 777 Yeah this entire game is probably (definitely) 100% flipped Unity assets.
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life.
He just played the sequel today!
This low key could've been pretty good if it was actually polished up
Love how he’s a savage yet has a calm voice
@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 my nigga this wasn’t necessary like what do you gain out of this💀
Clearly you haven’t seen Charlie angered over doughnuts
"I love these Christian games so much" ~ Jesus
Kind of biased but OK
"Bread is the most crucial thing in the Bible"
- Jesus
"My Dad forced me to buy a christian game"
I fixed the title
Charlie: "God told me to buy this game"
God: "Leave me outta this, Charlie"
Never felt more proud of my country for conceiving this masterpiece
Im assuming its brasil?
Thank you
i thought it was from a spanish country lol
Maradona es mejor que Pelé
@@el.pibedelrock dude Pelé is pretty hated in Brazil for the shit he's done, he's not really a national icon as some foreigners may think lol
4:40 catholic church kind of game XD
the live action bible
Charlie receiving a gift from his dad is so heartwarming
The fact that this is a brazilian game makes it so much better
You can smell the brazil from this kind of game.
Lol, I’m brazilian and seeing charlie play this random ass game while some bible verses in portuguese pop up is really weird
@@pato_anao1447 exato kkkkk
14:11 holy shit Charlie playing the guitar
“Christianity is here and it is trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space.”
Charlie is hilarious
I lost it when he goes "I remember when abraham made the holy donut pretzel climb"
God made me click this video, this is what I call a miracle
@Yeah Yeah no stfu
@Spatza john christian is gonna beat your ass😉😡😌
@Spatza Yeah? say that to John Christian's face bud 😠
Same
@Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.
Came here to see the first again to watch the newest one 🤣
i started laughing at the "Little Nas" thing you said at the start lmao
This is how my parents beat faith into me.
Oh? Yours didn't use fists and belts?
@@berensteinbear5916 cringe
Why do you americans have these issues with being religious or atheist? Yall make it your whole personality
@@user-lu2ez5ot5s because they have no personality
@@berensteinbear5916 like you
Of course Charlie would be able to unlock the speedrun strats for this game, he unlocked resurrection a long time ago
13:33 This guy beat Smaug and the Balrog, insane but nothing should be underestimated when you have the power of the bible on your side
10:36 “Oh no they’ve gone to far, is that a hoagie?”
"i can't stray from the lords path" LMAOOOOO
On the third day he rose again and said “On April 16 2021 Moistcritkal must buy a John Christian”
Charlie’s quotes at 8:39 is so great that I started quoting it.
“What the fuck is this!? The temptation of the flesh? Nooooooo!”
🤣
11:45 behold. the boogie demon.
I’m convinced Charlie’s goal is just to find a viable speed run strategy for every shitty game he finds
And I can respect it.
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Gh to you too
Good morning
These bots are fucken annoying
These bots are fucken annoying
Not many people know this but this is actually what goes down every Sunday in church. People just walk in with golden armor, triple jump into the air and shoot lightning out of their hands
My theory on the foods in the... food level:
Bread because Jesus
Donuts because it's the first thing you learn to make in Blender so probably also the first free or cheap food asset you see
And pizza because it's the most generic way you can say "look kids, we know what you're into!"