Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #18

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  • @pyingst
    @pyingst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5004

    Years ago Mike and Jay realized they had the same imaginary friend. After a magical night of sculpting him out of Star Wars figurines and leftover sandwich meats, Rich Evans came to life and now brings joy to us all!

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Much better than Rem Lazar's origin story. That'll give you nightmares well into your adult therapy sessions.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs what "adult therapy" actually is: therapy for adults as opposed to children
      what my brain immediately assumed "adult therapy" is: sexy therapy

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Now THAT’S an origin story!
      I bet Rem Lazar hasn’t even appeared on Ellen.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@janeeyre1990 Well, there is such a thing as "sexual healing", so you do you.

    • @kenneththeakkadian
      @kenneththeakkadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs p

  • @retrojustice9319
    @retrojustice9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    Rem Lezar will return in Avengers: Endgame

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He's mysterio

    • @cake6476
      @cake6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It's all part of the Rem Lezar Cinematic Universe

    • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
      @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He can be the one who solves everything rather than Captain Marvel. I would pay to see that.

    • @johnjack2260
      @johnjack2260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He will come again

    • @techerino
      @techerino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's really weird cause I thought Rem Lezar was DC

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    Rem Lezar sounds like the name of a director whose movies constantly show up on Best of the Worst.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It sounds like a director pseudonym like Alan Smithee.

    • @zawarudo58
      @zawarudo58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scott Potago

    • @dompedro2524
      @dompedro2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or an actor, Robert Z'Dar

    • @FYCY
      @FYCY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your MMD videos you did awhile back.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But it doesn’t sound Italian? Or like an American Pervert? (I.e Donald Farmer)

  • @Ian.420
    @Ian.420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    Rem Lezar feels like the strangest adaptation of a H.P Lovecraft story ever. Two children have the same dream and immediately decide "WE MUST BUILD HIM".

    • @fadelpw511
      @fadelpw511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    • @avery9076
      @avery9076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      "From some place, not from outer space but some place even higher"
      Rem Lazar is some kind of R'lyehian demon from another realm.

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@avery9076 Rem Lazar is a dmt elf CONFIRMED

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is more similar to Clive Barker

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wmwinterbottom I haven't read any clive barker. Sounds cool, where should i start?

  • @LIES666
    @LIES666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    I hate when I go to the park to hook up with dudes and they keep telling me "Hey I just came here to worship Satan".

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Hail Satan, no homo

    • @craigdohmen2648
      @craigdohmen2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      And sing some doo-wop.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude, that first video is such frigging bullshit. None of that shit happens. When someone sees a pentagram drawn anywhere it's usually an edgy teen that did it. Not *actual fucking Satanists.* These ultra Christian weirdos fall for that crap. Poop like that drives me insane.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@johnt.campbell316 Yeah, I've been in law enforcement for 24 years and never seen any real Satan worshipping stuff. Like you said, anyone who draws that stuff is just trying to get a rise out of people. None of them are actual Satanists. I am proud to say I did see Surviving Edged Weapons in a training class one time a long time ago. It was great when the guys reviewed it.

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@genxer1 So what you're saying is real Satanic criminals are too clever to be caught.

  • @GRAHFXENO
    @GRAHFXENO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    It would have been funnier if Rem Lazar ended with a cop showing up and Rem is sitting there with two mannequin children

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Now that is brilliant. He’s dressed in rags with broken bottles of booze strewn about.

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Well, sounds like it's time for a fan film.

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Or there could have just been graffiti on the wall the read 'Rem was here.' Or better yet, 'Rem Came.'

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hmm... that would be subverting our expectations.

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@CaptainPRESIDENT "I Come More" signed, Rem Lezar

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    Rem = REM sleep, specifically referencing the act of Dreaming.
    Le = The
    Zar = Tsar, or Czar meaning Leader, or even King.
    Rem Lezar is the King of Dreams.

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Underrated comment.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Holy fuck you cracked the code

    • @xhappybunnyx
      @xhappybunnyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      a million blessings to you; it was under our noses this whole time and I'm finally satisfied with this explanation

    • @hibber25
      @hibber25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I refuse to believe this amount of thought was put into this goofy dude's name.

    • @theangrycowb0y
      @theangrycowb0y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn... And I thought for sure Mike was right and it was an anagram for Rear Zeal M(mmmmm...)

  • @sirc150
    @sirc150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    Is nobody going to bring up that Rem Lezar is also the cop at the end.... which adds a whole new layer of symbolism and confusion to the plot...

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Through the power of 🌈imagination🌈, you can manifest blue-haired replicas of your local law enforcement

    • @GiroKuluBOWSER
      @GiroKuluBOWSER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Oh my god good catch, how did I never realized this in all my rewatches

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Rich did seem to point it out, but it went unnoticed

    • @sillykola50
      @sillykola50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The cop could have masqueraded as him the whole time. Oh no.

    • @sebastianlanga1963
      @sebastianlanga1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Is that where the thin blue line comes from? Is the line made of blue hair dye?

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    I'm increasingly convinced that Mike was never a child - a cloud made from the disappointment and cynicism of a million wasted lives combined with Rich's imaginary friend, thus his tormentor came into being.

    • @INSEIKYU01
      @INSEIKYU01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Perfect pitch for dark comedy 🤣🤣

    • @adarg2
      @adarg2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      This is just the cruelty that living in Wisconsin inspires.

    • @sirp0p0
      @sirp0p0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Rich was actually a Ghostbuster and Mike is the form of the destructor.

    • @sandpaperseat3228
      @sandpaperseat3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Rich comes to Mike and jay in their dreams

    • @reverendray3036
      @reverendray3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this comment is greatly under appreciated and i am puzzled by your username being two hashtags. 10/10

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    I hope one day we get to see "How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants from Home, Even if Your House is Surrounded by Huge Discount Stores and Home Improvement Stores"

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      That's all I wanted to see

    • @mewtastic2409
      @mewtastic2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Someday

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I wanted to see "Chickens gone WILD"

    • @cwookdev
      @cwookdev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken YOU would

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was honestly excited about that one!

  • @gzozgo
    @gzozgo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    If Rich Evans were born in pre-industrial times, then instead of an internet superstar he would be a shaman.

    • @duck636
      @duck636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or a meal

    • @binglebop5877
      @binglebop5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hollywood superstar*

    • @ChrisAce117
      @ChrisAce117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or one of the stooges

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      He's a carpenter who predicts the future and suffers for us. Think about it.

    • @dickthegimp4280
      @dickthegimp4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If Rich Evans was born 2021 years ago he'd be a carpenter and get crucified for all our sins.

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Just realized Courtney Kernaghan who played the girl passed away in 2017 at 40 years...and on a obituary site Rem Lezar posted: "The highest point of imagination is love." 😢

    • @themilanguy1
      @themilanguy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      the highest point of imagination is the world trade center

    • @motherofthetans
      @motherofthetans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      That's actually really touching and sweet and I'm honestly tearing up a little bit ❤️

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      What you serious? :’( I remember when I first watched stuff on Rem Lazar back in 2014 when i discovered this film. I looked to see what the cast were doing those days and she was still living in nyc at the time. Didn’t know she died that’s so sad, 40 is young too :(

    • @MoocowLuau
      @MoocowLuau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      if you read the comments on the American Rickshaw episode, apparently Mulcahy (who plays Rem) is a very kind man. i think that's exemplary of what i think Rem Lazar was SUPPOSED to represent but they garfed it completely

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Reports say she died from Ovarian Cancer and had been sick since 2014.

  • @MarleyCarl
    @MarleyCarl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2983

    On IMBD under the trivia for this it says “Rem Lazar is responsible for 9/11” 😂😂😂

    • @matthewcornish3086
      @matthewcornish3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Did anyone else notice that the cop that walks in on the kids with the mannequin is actually the actor who plays Rem Lezar?

    • @elzi8391
      @elzi8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@matthewcornish3086 oh god i'm re-watching it now and YEP IT IS. wow. i have no words.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Matthew Cornish that's... actually kinda cool that you caught that.

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@matthewcornish3086 Rich points it out. 'Rem Lezar cop.'

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      From here to Vinesauce, I'm starting to unironically love Rem Lezar.

  • @jarretsvids669
    @jarretsvids669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3272

    “Part of the joy that I get from this boy” sounds like an unfortunate lyric from The Nightman Cometh episode of Its Always Sunny

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      The Rem Lezar Cometh

    • @ナナカマド-j3r
      @ナナカマド-j3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      TheBrianJ Not without the Quixotic Medallion he doesn’t!

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Rem Lazar does look somewhat like Dennis if you squint a little.

    • @jarretsvids669
      @jarretsvids669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ciaran Statham You’re so right it’s actually scary

    • @seanwilkinson1679
      @seanwilkinson1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheBrianJ q on q

  • @Behon
    @Behon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Rem Lazar was already a BOTW all-timer, and then THAT happened.

    • @GusselSprout
      @GusselSprout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Nothing wins the guys over like 9/11!

    • @JigglePhysics3000
      @JigglePhysics3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Surviving Edged Weapons is still better, and so is S.O.S.

    • @deluxegolem4012
      @deluxegolem4012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      kledo5778 agreed but damn Rem Lezar is a close third

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Does anybody see a resemblance between Rem Lazar and Logan Paul, or is it just me?

    • @jeremyclements6906
      @jeremyclements6906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      REM LEZAR is like a real life version of THE NIGHTMAN COMETH.

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Imagine Freddy Kruegar trapped in a Rem Lezar dream.

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Unstoppable force vs Immovable Object

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Freddy Kruegar, you are my friend!"

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He has to fly a passenger jet into the World Trade Centers to get out

    • @autobotlaserbolt2128
      @autobotlaserbolt2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      When Freddy has nightmares he sees Rem Lezar, a being who can put the fear of God in him. Hence, why Freddy never sleeps.

    • @movietvjunkie
      @movietvjunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just spit take reading this and rich predicting 9/11 omg I needed that so bad ty all

  • @Ekybob_Plays
    @Ekybob_Plays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    Mike seems pretty sharp with his dosage knowledge for tranquilising women.

    • @notthisuniverse
      @notthisuniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Mike Stoklasa is his alter ego, Harry Plinkett is his true identity and perversion his registered profession

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Trial and error.

    • @michaeldiekmann6494
      @michaeldiekmann6494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Learned it from Rich who worked as a nurse in a school....telling him all about dosage and body mass.

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      well he did watch how to seduce women through hypnosis (written by bill cosby)

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you think all the acetone is for?

  • @Dice_SA
    @Dice_SA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    It's taken me 4 re-watches to notice the joke at 45:16 where they compliment the shirt Mike is wearing, which is the exact same shirt they mocked Jay for wearing in the previous episode.

    • @strawberrylotlizard
      @strawberrylotlizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@janesmith1840 were getting to FNAF level of lore here

    • @choosybeggar3309
      @choosybeggar3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Strange enough i came to make this same remark and of all the comments this one came up. Weird.

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Jay was about to start crying lol

    • @rabbithaver
      @rabbithaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

    • @tommyc4641
      @tommyc4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@toufiq309 it really does look like that 😬

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    The how-to video on plants sounds like something out of a cartoon. You know, like when a character needs to know how to do something for a very specific situation, and immediately stumbles across a how-to book on that exact subject, complete with a title that describes the exact situation they're in.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "...this sort of thing is totally my bag... baby."

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's pretty much how original mobile suit gundam went

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@planescaped yeah. That would be a joke that a show like that, or SpongeBob, or really any of those types of cartoons would make and it would fit well. Heifer accidentally steals a big truck full of plants and pawns it off on Rocko, then the plot of the episode is him trying to figure out what to do with them. It shows Rocko either flipping thru a book called that or he pulls out that video tape off his shelf and says "It's about time I watch this."

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like one of those classic Goofy shorts.

    • @somebuddyX
      @somebuddyX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Joy of Cooking Millhouse

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The actor who played Rem Lezar also played the policeman at the end. It's the only double-casting in the film. Much like the rest of the film, I have no idea what to make of that.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @newthejsterjacob408
      @newthejsterjacob408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The police officer was the pedophile the whole time

    • @WeWantBears
      @WeWantBears ปีที่แล้ว +2

      46:01

  • @big_pingu
    @big_pingu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    9/11 was a remjob

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      KinkiLinki nah, then it stops sounding like rimjob

    • @JuanVillagra99999
      @JuanVillagra99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OMG I just red "a rimjob". Maybe Pornhub it's really a bad influence.

    • @gregstinkston7634
      @gregstinkston7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honey I'm taking the car in to get a remjob.

    • @JuanVillagra99999
      @JuanVillagra99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gregstinkston7634 LOL!

    • @hunterjulian98
      @hunterjulian98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could go for a remjob right about now.

  • @OneEyed_
    @OneEyed_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Josh is the one who chose rem lazar instead of some random ass selling plants video
    He's the hero we didn't know we needed

    • @E-Chap
      @E-Chap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was hoping for that damn plant video.

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dammit I want to know about the plant video.

  • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
    @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Rem Lezar gives off the same vibes as The Night Man Cometh from It's Always Sunny.

    • @ChuckPalomo
      @ChuckPalomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You think the director of Rem Lazar got fondled by his uncle when he was a kid? cause that would make perfect sense.

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      You gotta pay the toll troll to get into Rem Lezar’s hole.

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@irishmanrants89 Soul! To get in his soul..

    • @MRWhoreoscope
      @MRWhoreoscope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rem Lezar is basically the good Night Man.

    • @BRAINFOXINFINITE
      @BRAINFOXINFINITE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @TexMechs He doesn't need them. The ties to 9/11 are all he needs to get gasps out of the audience.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Reposting someone else's comment since I don't see it here anymore: R.E.M. Rapid Eye Movement (Deep Sleep). La - spanish for 'the' and t'zar - King. Rem Lazar is the King of dreams.

    • @darthandrew19905
      @darthandrew19905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Could it be related to Turtle Dreams??!?!? 🐢

    • @Anwelei
      @Anwelei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Huh thats kinda clever

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That makes rem lazar even creepier

    • @ivanelgharbi5861
      @ivanelgharbi5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "LA" is femenine, the correct masculine would be "EL"

    • @sethkeown5965
      @sethkeown5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darthandrew19905 yip yip yip!!!

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    "How come we can't get away from 9/11" - Rich Evans, 2016

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ross blair wasn’t that a wheel episode with the mushroom obsessed man and exploding varmints? I just remember Rich saying “soup will cure everything except AIIIDDDS”

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    On one hand I'm happy Rem Lezar was such a great time.
    On the other hand i've got 1000 plants just sitting here in my house next to the Walmart so I'm a little sad you skipped it.

    • @carzyturtle2037
      @carzyturtle2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same but we also have a Lowe’s on the other side

  • @danc6167
    @danc6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    "Rem Lazar is coming" killed me. The only downside was that Rich made the joke so I didn't get to hear him laugh hysterically about it

    • @DDCCP1999
      @DDCCP1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dan Cooper Rich’s laugh gives me life. He is the purest form of happiness.

  • @aedof
    @aedof ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "The power of imagination brought down the tow- I mean, I guess that's kinda true."
    Jay's line at 41:38 is terribly underappreciated.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's pretty deep when you stip and think about it. A religion, which is basically just imagination, motivated a group of people to commit an act that most would not and could not pull off. So yeah, imagination brought down the twin towers.

    • @xxWoebiexx
      @xxWoebiexx ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mrscruffles801 That's the joke.

    • @Kozmokast
      @Kozmokast ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mrscruffles801 Thank you for explaining the joke in the most Redditor way possible.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kozmokast (Tips fedora at you)

    • @DanielDavidAllenChannel
      @DanielDavidAllenChannel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mrscruffles801 M'Lettermedia

  • @WomenRespecter9000
    @WomenRespecter9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3260

    I've never observed more genuine terror then when Mike realized his joke about the Twin Towers was the actual plot.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      The shock in his "Oh God!" tells all.

    • @Satchel_Charge__
      @Satchel_Charge__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      It was Rich's joke but yes lmfao

    • @lockerpaint2955
      @lockerpaint2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He honestly, and I mean this with all sincerity, looks like he's getting a sudden PTSD flashback

    • @fgsfdsmonkey
      @fgsfdsmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      cursed moment

    • @b3b3j4y
      @b3b3j4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      is mike that much of an alpha that when rich makes a joke, it gets credited to mike

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    Rem Lazar could have been an amazing horror film about two psychic kids who create a tulpa from their shared visions and give form to a malevolent entity who craves more and more power. At the end it is destroyed on 9/11.

    • @sevenofcrows7
      @sevenofcrows7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      At the very least an interesting episode of supernatural.

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I KNOW WHAT A TULPA IS, SO I CLAAAAAAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT!

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can we please have this? There is so much potential

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm stealing your story idea. Thanks!

    • @ZetsubouJohnny
      @ZetsubouJohnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A FILM CREW

  • @alecmoreau6046
    @alecmoreau6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    To be fair, Rem Lazar had a quite pleasing baritone singing voice. The doo-wop group was pretty good too.
    The kids were pretty horrible though.

    • @chandlertucker7843
      @chandlertucker7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That rapper tho. He says “we got it all. Out of sight.”
      WTF does that mean

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@chandlertucker7843 I think it's more "outta sight!" - Like : "That Beach Boys concert was outta sight, maaaan!"
      (rather than they have "it all" concealed somewhere safe, beyond everyone's visual range)

    • @chandlertucker7843
      @chandlertucker7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Zetetik - yeah you’re definitely right, Rem Lazar just got me in conspiracy mode

    • @SmaMan
      @SmaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It's a good baritone, but completely out of place with the two young children he normally shares the songs with.

    • @yushi560
      @yushi560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I agree. Rem Lezar's got some chops on him.
      Those kids suck ass though.
      That was a very unfortunate sentence, now that I think about it.

  • @Ithidet
    @Ithidet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    A year later and I still want to find out how to sell thousands of dollars of plants from home even if im surrounded by home improvement and discount stores

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With that title, I suspect its a weed growing how to guide.

  • @ElusiveAppellation
    @ElusiveAppellation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    Don't you guys know?
    Only Rem Lazar can defeat the demon Eloisecole.

    • @ChargerBulldogs19
      @ChargerBulldogs19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lynn Hansen Eloisecole isn’t a demon, it’s the Mesopotamian goddess of death

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ChargerBulldogs19 Wait. Why does a mesopotamian death god need grief clown venom?

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nothing can defeat her.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You speak foolish tales! She is but legend...

    • @RedGreenLugar
      @RedGreenLugar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There ain't no demon!!!!!!
      Mike stokolabakso

  • @xmojojoeox
    @xmojojoeox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    that is an illegal amount of acetone

  • @Lewrid
    @Lewrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    god I love it when Mike says "You're being a cynic Jay, this is magical."

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      For someone who looks/sounds so world weary, Mike can be shockingly innocent and wholesome at times

  • @JamesHendersonVideo
    @JamesHendersonVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I can't say how many times I've come back to this specific episode. It's such a comfort watch

  • @dylanhubbard386
    @dylanhubbard386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Mike is wearing the shirt he made fun of jay for wearing
    Edit: they mentioned it and now I feel less observant

    • @RuckusRugs
      @RuckusRugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dylan Hubbard he wore it in the last video too

    • @JVM485
      @JVM485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry! They didn't know the Trade Centers were going to there.

    • @stepheneaton4978
      @stepheneaton4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah and Jay looked butt-hurt about it too

  • @mharr
    @mharr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    My mother-in-law is a freelance birth instructor and has had The Orgasmic Birth in her movie library for as long as I've known her and it's not even her weirdest birthing video. One video follows a Brazilian birthing home in the 70s for a week and it's amazing. These women walk in squat over a wood toilet with no front and just catch the baby as it falls out of them as god intended I suppose. Anyway if you guys want more obscure birth videos just hit me up and I'll raid that old bats video shelf.

    • @jackdiseker3467
      @jackdiseker3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Do it. Please.

    • @lefszycic
      @lefszycic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yes upload that shit

    • @JungleMan777
      @JungleMan777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your Mother in Law is weird bro

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh god those poor babies have new age bullshit moms

    • @notsofunnyguy3463
      @notsofunnyguy3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SEND ALL THESE TAPES TO RLM! THE HACK-FRAUDS NEED TO SEE!

  • @littlsuprstr
    @littlsuprstr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    i'm shocked that mike said sysco was a rapper and not a starfleet captain

    • @raikensmasher
      @raikensmasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      would you say, mike, subverted your expectation?

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was so disappointed there was no Star Trek references.

    • @doctorhandsome
      @doctorhandsome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MIKE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME SORT OF ALIEN DUPLICATE!

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mike probably doesn't want to think about Star Trek at the moment.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because Thong Song ruined Sisqo for everyone.

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Is there a word for “wholesome that doesn’t know it’s creepy”?

    • @Aeis_Kalt
      @Aeis_Kalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      there's isn't one word, but I can think of 2. Full House....

    • @davidchristian3612
      @davidchristian3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Aeis_Kalt I think the word is "Rem Lazar."

    • @DoomieGruntVentures
      @DoomieGruntVentures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jokes aside, one term you may be looking for is Uncanny.

    • @seht674
      @seht674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lezarian.

    • @kaynaramiranda7381
      @kaynaramiranda7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Creepsome

  • @WarGamerGirl
    @WarGamerGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I think the new goal of Wheel of the Worst should be to take all the footage and re-cut it to make a narrative story.

    • @trnkabarfilm
      @trnkabarfilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well forexample Everything is Terrible is doing exactly that in their movies.

    • @veinexesvideos9883
      @veinexesvideos9883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kinda like the McBain Movie from Simpsons

    • @ijmbvck
      @ijmbvck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would love to see that

    • @Frutknuck
      @Frutknuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trnkabarfilm DUANE!!!

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Madman Mike Stoklasa tortures colleagues with awful VHS films for internet audience.

  • @ScytheDevTeam
    @ScytheDevTeam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    I don't practice Santeria. I just worship Rem Lezar

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That part made me laugh so hard I spit club soda on my sleeping wife.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the wrong way.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm just a poor boy, Rem Lezar loves me

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      had a school bus filled with kids but
      a train hit and killed them all

    • @KingRey.
      @KingRey. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I really wanna know.
      Hmm...
      But I really wanna say, 9/11 was an inside job.
      Stop, no, Rem Lezar!

  • @Claf1643
    @Claf1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    40:55 Mike's Reaction when Rich's prophecy came real! Seriously someone needs to go back through ALL of their videos to find all the weird things associated with Rich! Remember Dick the Birthday boy? When that damn bear magically appeared in the film-hahah wasn't it dead too?

    • @BiggestDoucheEver
      @BiggestDoucheEver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There is already a few video on youtube that has them. Even RLM has a video were they were guessing dead celebrities.

    • @smarmsmarmson4302
      @smarmsmarmson4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It was answered a few botw episodes ago, at some point Rich is going to be drawn back in time and write a bunch of shitty 80’s movies trying to warn himself about the time wormhole. And Rem Lezar.

    • @21Arrozito
      @21Arrozito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rich is the Messiah

    • @80swoodpanel
      @80swoodpanel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rich has magical powers, don't you know that?

    • @GanonsSpirit
      @GanonsSpirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's because Rich has been seeing Rem Lezar in his dreams for years.

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Gotta say, Rem Lazar has a pretty solid singing voice

    • @achtee
      @achtee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “You’re a lose cannon father, turn in your badge, gun, and holy water”

    • @markferraresi8789
      @markferraresi8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The actor was apparently a professional musician. He's done interviews for other online shows talking about Rem Lezar.

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@markferraresi8789 It was from those interviews I learned he used to be the guy singing in some Snickers commercials. And I always thought that guy had a voice that was way better than you'd expect in such a thing

  • @blursedoftimes405
    @blursedoftimes405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Rem Lazar looks like he walked straight out of an ill conceived Stardust Crusaders Netflix adaptation.

    • @miserableoutcast
      @miserableoutcast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Rem Lazar was a stand this whole time

    • @keenanhoward4680
      @keenanhoward4680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      part 9 confirmed, both kids share a stand and must battle a satanic cult bent on resurrecting Dio and causing 9/11

    • @Joyfk
      @Joyfk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is Rem Lazar the main villain in part 8?

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Joyfk [OUT OF SIGHT]

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'd say more Phantom Blood, that garish blue could ONLY be pulled off by Johnothan.

  • @peterampee-kleisius
    @peterampee-kleisius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Anagrams for "Creating Rem Lezar": "Canalize Mr. Regret", "Recreating Mr. Zeal", "Malice Grazer Rent", "Miracle Grater Zen", "Crazier Angel Term", "Carrel Germane Zit"

    • @mythbusterfanatic
      @mythbusterfanatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Crazier angel term might actually be what the film is about.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I joined a Star Wars rpg group a few months ago and named my character Rem Lezar. Malice Grazer Rent sounds like an awesome name for a Star Wars villain.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@janesmith1840 Someone must have used that before, right? In some expanded universe novel or videogame or something.
      "Did you ever read the fan-fiction of Darth Malice the Badass? It's not a story George Lucas would tell you..."

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      McAnalizer regret

    • @johnplaysgames3120
      @johnplaysgames3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A few more Creating Rem Lezar anagrams for the pile: "Erect Zinger Alarm," "Centralize Mr. Rage," "German Zit Clearer," "Errant Eczema Girl," "Zing Rectal Reamer," "Mein Rectal Grazer," "Zit Enlarger Cream," "Crater Glaze Miner," "General Trim Craze."

  • @WinterBlossomX
    @WinterBlossomX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    I don't know if anyone pointed this out already, but Scott Zakarin, who wrote, directed and produced Rem Lezar "created the web series platform when he introduced the first internet episodic website The Spot" - as per his Wiki page... So he's actually the father of all this, with web series like RLM creates and maybe in a parallel universe, Creating Rem Lezar led to a different RLM: Rem Lezar Media! There's the true conspiracy!

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sonia Kalcic Rem Lezar knew the planes would hit the towers. He did it so that years later, someone would go and make TH-cam...

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *It's all come full circle*

    • @jennys1983
      @jennys1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @castiron2844
      @castiron2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RLM or Rem Lezar Media

    • @Scott-Zakarin
      @Scott-Zakarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sonia, I noticed. :-)

  • @levanaah
    @levanaah ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Between not voting for Rem Lazar and voting for Shark Exorcist Mike should loose his voting privileges.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      His contrarian picks are delightful. Plus I think "Rem Lazar will never cum again" was Rich's finest moment, what a perfect build up and conclusion.

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget vampire assassin 😂

    • @Hack_The_Planet_
      @Hack_The_Planet_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why do so many people spell the word lose as “loose” now? Wtf is going on?

    • @milczyciel
      @milczyciel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Hack_The_Planet_ It's an easy mistake to make when English is not ones first language. If anything, it seems counter intuitive if not outright illogical that the double O in "loose" is pronounced in a shorter, less emphasized way than the single one in "lose". As such, I too kept making this very same mistake for years until technology progressed and started correcting me. Because people never did.

    • @Hack_The_Planet_
      @Hack_The_Planet_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@milczyciel I know people that use English as a first language and they still spell “lose” as “loose” it makes no sense.

  • @johnsonclaire83
    @johnsonclaire83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    How did they not notice that the cop is Rem Lezar??

    • @SArtchannel
      @SArtchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Oh my goooooooooooood!

    • @ZackPatchett
      @ZackPatchett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you I was searching for this comment

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Rem Lazar and the cop are the real twin towers.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course Rich does. He is God.

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Friendly reminder that Rich build a whole table with only his hands and a pacman tshirt with no pants

    • @davidcurtis7236
      @davidcurtis7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only because he doesn't have a real job, and besides that he only accomplished this because he was drunk on Mike's beer.

    • @pkunkbwok
      @pkunkbwok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      why would his tshirt wear pants

    • @philipthedude
      @philipthedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You misspelled folding chable 😏

    • @rogaldorn7407
      @rogaldorn7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@davidcurtis7236 Imagine stopping at a toll booth and Rich Evans demands exact change only.

  • @dumat100
    @dumat100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Mike heard the word "Sysco" and didn't make a Star Trek reference. The end times are truly near.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I here you, buddy...😎

    • @gaergrim
      @gaergrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This episode was edited by Jay though, Mike probably did make a reference and Jay cut it...
      ...you stupid lobster!

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of disappointed with him to be honest.

    • @mandycat8
      @mandycat8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And near.

  • @aurayafrost6253
    @aurayafrost6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Rich calling the World Trade Centre plotline in Rem Lazar is forever my favourite redlettermedia moment

  • @unclejohn350
    @unclejohn350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    "He's walking like his neck's broken!"
    It's the singing. They got this kid to sing out of his range, and he has bad technique so he's stretching the larynx by tilting his chin up.

    • @michaelmalfaro3746
      @michaelmalfaro3746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is genuinely fascinating.

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think it's just as likely they told him to "act like he was imagining this scene" so he did the classic head tilt to express that.

    • @hm-fy5iz
      @hm-fy5iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      idk about that, the singing is clearly recorded elsewhere and dubbed. more likely they told him to look around and kids don't know how to do that and look natural

  • @wesa514
    @wesa514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I go to a local horror movie convention and they have a screening room where they play old horror movies and random crazy shit. One of the screenings I sat in on was Rem Lezar. The guy screening it was super enthusiastic about sharing it's crazy with other people. Good times.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "I couldn't get Nightmare on Elm Street, but this is close enough."

    • @stranger59
      @stranger59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Was the guy screening it Rem Lezar?

  • @triplew0lf718
    @triplew0lf718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    But actually though, disaster at the crossing deserved a vote for actually having the rare good intention and the budget to kill an actual bus with a train.

    • @TheHangedMan
      @TheHangedMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's not totally garbage, but that doesn't mean it deserves a vote. They are right, the measuring stick has always been "which of these is the most entertaining."

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheHangedMan How is watching a bus get cleaved in twain by a locomotive not entertaining?

    • @wyssmaster
      @wyssmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheHangedMan It's not "Most Entertaining of the Worst," it's "Best of the Worst". I think Mike's argument, which they never let him get to, is that the Bus/Train video was the most competently made, rather than the funniest because it was total shit/absurd/whatever. I'm 99% certain he's also picked the "best made" movie in previous Best of the Worsts, to everyone else's chagrin.
      and no one gets to determine your criteria for "best" except you

    • @DeaconPain
      @DeaconPain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he was gonna rationalize it was the most competently put together film outside of pure personal entertainment value, theyve done that before so Mike had a fair point

    • @juan1029384
      @juan1029384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brah wtf

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Little Boy: "That's not it, that's the Empire State Building. But the building my Dad showed me is much taller, and there's two of them."
    Mike: _"OH GOD!"_

    • @DanCantSleep
      @DanCantSleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      God allowed me to live this long for the sole purpose of viewing that experience captured in time

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DanCantSleep The entire video is hilarious, but that moment is just fucking _transcendent_ xD

    • @RIP_Greedo
      @RIP_Greedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can we get a side by side ID check for Rem Lazar and Mohammad Atta?

  • @GanonsSpirit
    @GanonsSpirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Rem Lezar would make a good horror movie. It's about a being that goes into children's dreams and tells gets them to build a vessel for it to inhabit in the corporeal world.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Like *Freddy's Revenge,* but with pedophilia instead of homoeroticism.

    • @changerion9614
      @changerion9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s almost Lovecraftian.

  • @me000
    @me000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Jay Rich and Josh were judging the tapes from a utilitarian perspective, ie, whichever tapes brings the most pleasure, regardless of intent or more basically regardless of whether or not they laughed because it was bad or genuinely funny, is the best. Mike judged them from an Aristoliean(?) perspective, ie whichever tape best performs its function is the best tape. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @lmerickson0
      @lmerickson0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Mike is the guy who implemented the one rule which is "Whatever is most entertaining for you for any reason"

    • @alicekliewer
      @alicekliewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Christoph Czeitschner
      Rich Evans seems to be much more suspicious of the true existence of the world around him than Mike. Mike has more in common with Descartes than Pyrrho is we are speaking of the history of solipsism

    • @Edit-nk6nb
      @Edit-nk6nb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@christophzeit6282 I thought he was American! Heyooo

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Alternate theory: He's being a contrarian asshole, as usual.

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He does this shit to dig more discussion out of the last segment. He's padding out the length.

  • @kwansa99
    @kwansa99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Drunk Josh vs. contrarian Mike has to be de best thing ever in wheel of the worst lmfao

    • @CasinoQueenScotland
      @CasinoQueenScotland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I actually felt kinda bad for Mike by the end, he really got piled on and looked pretty bummed out. Aaaaarguably deserved it, though...?

    • @seanflamand8354
      @seanflamand8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nothing to do with Josh is the best part of anything

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      WOMANpukumaru thank you! I love ‘em all for different reasons. Jack’s hysterical whenever he gets drunk enough, he becomes extremely cynical but with an ear-to-ear grin. Jay likes to reference movies he knows no one’s ever heard of. Mike is just Captain Wisconsin8s secret identity. Josh gets enjoyably energetic and has the best “Oh fuck please no” type reactions. And of course, Rich is just a gift from above.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RLM Civil War

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm convinced this is one of the best RLM videos, if not the best.

    • @jacobscarberry4799
      @jacobscarberry4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's very close, but the one with Action USA and the one with American Rickshaw are legendary

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Captain McDog That video still baffles me in every single regard.

    • @bladempale1751
      @bladempale1751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re most recent BOTW is a contender

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bladempale1751 Thank you for letting me know it's that good, I'm excited to watch it now.

    • @drakkarlogan9070
      @drakkarlogan9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoji Tabuchi and Surviving Edged Weapons gotta be top 5

  • @KATnDecline
    @KATnDecline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Rem Lezar is an anagram for Robert Z'dar
    Its apart of the Samurai Cop Cinematic Universe.

    • @cigoLxeL
      @cigoLxeL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Oh, Z'no..."

    • @silentjoe
      @silentjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao! Oh shit

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a moment I felt that read, Samurai Dog, and I thought that we had a contender for Florida Man’s Tito Watts.

  • @Canukles
    @Canukles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Lazarus was famous for being resurrected by Jesus "I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die". Perhaps it's a portmanteau of "Remember Lazarus", perhaps hinting at his true nature.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No one's ever really gone....

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh shit. And Lazar is just the kids not knowing or paying attention to the guys name, so they got confused and called him "Rem Lazar"!!

  • @mandycat8
    @mandycat8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Rem Lezar deserves a spot in the Wheel of the Worst Hall of Fame next to Surviving Edged Weapons.

  • @xwillex
    @xwillex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Rem Lezar needs a remake with Jennifer Lawrence (small girl), Badley Cooper (small boy) and Sylvester Stallone as Rem Lezar

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just have the Subway guy dress up as Rez Lezar and set him loose on an elementary school.

  • @erickelly1323
    @erickelly1323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Rem Lezar vs Bibleman. The Real Marvel Civil War

    • @elkin2567
      @elkin2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds better than captain marvel

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There would be nothing civil about it. More like Savage AF War ;)

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Special guest star: Unnerving Pile of Acetone Canisters. 10/10

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unnerving lack of concern about fire safety.

  • @williamskay109
    @williamskay109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The “Catholic priest” doesn’t know that an upside down cross is the cross of Saint Peter, not a “satanic” cross.

    • @fellow8085
      @fellow8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Homie, everyone knows that. And everyone knows that the symbols meaning has changed over time. 666 isnt the roman emperor anymore. Changing cultures, changing meanings.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@fellow8085 clearly everyone doesn’t, homie, including the fake priest

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Zoomer Waffen what?

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@PALACIO254 just a typical reply from someone with a wheraboo username and profile pic just remind him about operations Barbarossa and Citadel and move on

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's a protestant, so it's not surprising. If they don't actively think the catholics are the antichrist they're bafflingly ignorant of their history.

  • @joahnaut
    @joahnaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Josh is getting real defensive about this Satanic Cult stuff....

    • @Komnen0s
      @Komnen0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Well hey, they don't call him "the wizard" for nothing. He's got to keep his black magic activities on the down-low by deflecting suspicion.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean... when you see so much wrong, you gotta get mad

  • @nnthayer
    @nnthayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    18:50
    Video: “Satan represents vengeance...”
    Mike: “Absolutely.”
    *Jay and Rich emit identical cackles*

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They’re the demons he summoned. It all makes sense now

    • @AlL-tk6kw
      @AlL-tk6kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@toyotatacoma1616 it explains Jay's devilishly good looks and rich's enchanting siren tones

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AlL-tk6kw Instead of the showbiz pizza bear not being there except for on the picture, it was Dick the birthday demon who wasn't there.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rich is the key to all this.

  • @oddboxentertainment2135
    @oddboxentertainment2135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    “True evil never dies.”
    No ones ever really gone.

    • @JingleJangle256
      @JingleJangle256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PARAGUS that’s a sequel I don’t want to want to see.

    • @doofyshmirtz9646
      @doofyshmirtz9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, but evil dies tonight!

  • @TwentyNineJP
    @TwentyNineJP ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Rich's ability to predict the contents of bad movies is uncanny

  • @TheTMKF
    @TheTMKF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Rem Lezar Facts: Rem Lezar was written and seemingly produced by Scott Zakarin, who also plays the antagonist Vorock. My guess back in the day was that he was probably about 18-20 when the movie was made (1989). He's since gone on to produce some basic D-list stuff like low budget horror movies and TV movies. If you watch to the end of the credits, you'll see that the movie was funded by some kind of psychological foundation. My theory has always been that Zakarin was some kind of New York arts high school teenager who got a movie produced using familial connections, under the auspices of creating a kind of psychologically educational children's video about bullying. For a fun treat, Google "Rem Lezar snickers commercial". The actor who plays Rem was in a Snickers commercial in the mid-2000's, playing a similar role. I always assumed the ad company must have known about his Rem past. Otherwise, it's too big of a coincidence.

    • @francisswift6535
      @francisswift6535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, I was going to suggest that this may have been originally intended as a release for schools and hospitals to assist in supporting kids with trauma. If not, all bets are off.

    • @worsel555
      @worsel555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got a link because I found nothing.

    • @sethbromley7186
      @sethbromley7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ken Williams search for Jack Mulcahy snickers song

    • @TheTMKF
      @TheTMKF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Completely forgot about making this comment, but I know all this because I found Rem Lezar in shrink wrap at a thrift store as a teen. As you might imagine, it was mind blowing. This was the early days of TH-cam when Ebaums was more popular. We felt that we owed it to the world to spread Rem Lezar, but we were too lazy to figure out how to get a VHS on the internet in, like, 2003. Anyway, the fact that I found it in a thrift shop in Pennsylvania shrink-wrapped for some reason implied to me that these were given out for free or something. It wasn't like there were a ton of them like you see when a warehouse gets rid of overstock. It was just one in perfect condition, like a kid got it as a gift. Anyway, as we all know the story has a happy ending, because Rem became a staple of the Found Footage Festival and now RLM. But do yourself a favor: look up Kids Against Crime. You can currently see a full ep on Vimeo.

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Little boy is also a well known B movie actor. He’s from Flushing,NY. The Little girl sadly passed away in early 2017 from Ovarian Cancer at the untimely age of 39. She was from East Meadow,NY.

  • @huismands
    @huismands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    10/10 review of Rem Lazar on IMDB:
    *I was never sure what to say when people asked me what my favorite movie was, I mean there were lots of films I liked, but I always felt incomplete , different from the others because i had missed out on some major cinematic experience or something , that is until I popped in the tape and was introduced to my new best friend, and hero, Rem.*
    *The movie has it all, action, adventure, mullets, singing, dancing, a scary floating head, a creepy shack in the woods, unfit parents, sexual tension, and even a black guy.*
    *I am proud that this movie is not only a part of my collection, but rarely leaves the VCR itself. Its a great movie to watch on your own or with your friends, but if you watch it a lot on your own you may not have that many friends anyways. Thank you Phil W, for bringing such a wonderful gift into my life no i never had a friend like you!*
    I'm speechless

    • @zips2626
      @zips2626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty hilarious joke review. Give that man a medal

    • @bombfog1
      @bombfog1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zips2626 Or do you mean a Quixotic Medallion?

    • @asamisato6753
      @asamisato6753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "even a black guy" lol

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Surely the highest place was from whatever the makers of Rem Lezar were smoking.

    • @VintageBalderdash
      @VintageBalderdash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it has to be now, considering the old highest point is now ground zero.

  • @marcellosilva9286
    @marcellosilva9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Rich and Jay shouting "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!" was the best thing I've ever seen and nothing will change my mind.

  • @Ian-zu2fk
    @Ian-zu2fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Actually mad that they didn't watch the crackpot plant man video.

    • @wannabecriminalman
      @wannabecriminalman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nothing can stop Rem Lezar.

    • @grugparty
      @grugparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wanted to make 37 thousands of dollars

    • @sasshole8121
      @sasshole8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am too. I wanted to watch it, but the chances were against it. Yet, fate chose it. Then, after all that, they chose Rem Lazar. Damn you Rem Lazar. DAMN YOU!!!!

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of us are.

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trailersic I'm still waiting on "Agitation... It's a Sign" to come back.

  • @oldmoviemusic
    @oldmoviemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Jay's seat is empty before the guys sing "Bee-al-zebub", and then as soon as they say that word Jay appears...
    Coincidence? I think not!

    • @Levinsbun
      @Levinsbun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Speak of the devil and he shall appear

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandorenckell5259 Hihihi :p

    • @vulkantheprimarch8905
      @vulkantheprimarch8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandorenckell5259 is jay gay?

  • @2445elijah
    @2445elijah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The beginning of Rem Lezar sounds like a good idea for a horror movie. A couple kids decide to build their imaginary friend then it comes to life and murders people or something

    • @2445elijah
      @2445elijah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Christopher McDonald take it a step further, make it seem the imaginary friend is killing them and have the twist be the dreaming kids. And they also somehow commit 9/11 which in itself sounds like a movie idea

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killing their enemies, which at first seems rad, but then it kills their parents for grounding them or something. Like Heathers, in a way

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They have to stop Rem Lezar from murdering kids, but as he dies he's like "I will have my revenge!" and then it cuts to like 10 years later when the kids are grown up a bit and they're out having fun, and then like both of them just get an image of Rem Lezar, like they just feel his presence. And then... FUCKIN' 9/11 HAPPENS AND KILLS ONE OF THE KIDS!!!
      The rest of the film is just an It-style adventure to re-live the surviving kid's adventure through central park to find and murder Rem Lezar for what he's done!

    • @CWargh63
      @CWargh63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "or something" I approve this part of your pitch.

  • @violetto3219
    @violetto3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants from Home, Even If Your House is Surrounded by Huge Discount Stores and Home Improvement Stores" sounds like a Don Caballero song title

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And and and and and

    • @violetto3219
      @violetto3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CosmicWaltz7 You Sing A Lot Of Songs For A Figment Of Our Imagination

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or a Guided By Voices track

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Did not expect to find a Don Caballero reference in an RLM comments section.

    • @whilberwhateley1209
      @whilberwhateley1209 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was robbed! Ah, perhaps one day

  • @mattlouv
    @mattlouv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Rem Lezar seems like a movie child psychologists would give to kids to teach them about feelings and imagination and how to get abducted

  • @mustafaalwan6523
    @mustafaalwan6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "how to have fun with Billy Bob teeth " was made by Dan Wilson , owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve .

  • @cricket-dp6it
    @cricket-dp6it 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    but i wanted to know how to sell my house plants :(

    • @rxstarscream
      @rxstarscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real missed opportunity.

    • @ghostofkrows
      @ghostofkrows 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just grow Marijuana. Shit sells itself.

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because of these assholes we will lose thousands of dollars!

  • @sparki9085
    @sparki9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Y'know, I wonder how many unique viewers this video has, I've seen this episode at least 5 - 10 times by now

    • @davidchristian3612
      @davidchristian3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've probably seen this video dozens of times. I watch the old ones all the time. Helps lull me to sleep. Not saying they're boring. I love RLM, but the ones I've seen already are so familiar that they help my mind quiet down. Before they started Best of the worst, I used to do the same thing with the Star Wars reviews. I still do watch those sometimes also.
      Really there is something incredibly rewatchable about RLM's stuff.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The answer is 17.

    • @dexterPL
      @dexterPL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidchristian3612 someone, i don't remember where, wrote that "movies" which they watch are so strange that brain block memory of what we just watch, so after few months we can watch this over again like first time

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colleenharding8665 the moment I realize what episode this is. That moment is always magical.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Wait, to bring Rem Lezar to life, they needed a "quixotic medallion?" The name implies that it's a waste of time.

    • @8080256256
      @8080256256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well duh, the love was inside them all along.

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No, see, being borderline schizophrenic is a GOOD thing!

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8080256256 - Yup... Best of the Worst!

    • @devinsamuel3612
      @devinsamuel3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don't even pronounce it right. It's "Kee-HAW-tick", not "Kweeks-AW-tick". It comes from Don Quixote (Kee-HO-tay).

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@devinsamuel3612
      They actually correct Rich even though this is the time he's really said it right!

  • @DestroyOfToast26
    @DestroyOfToast26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    I almost blacked out from laughing when the twin towers showed up.

    • @commandersolo
      @commandersolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The absolute single greatest thing I've ever witnessed

    • @spacezombie4069
      @spacezombie4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jesus Christ! I was just about to say the same thing. It was Mike's reaction to having predicted it that got me.

    • @looter5555
      @looter5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died laughing for like 2 minutes

    • @sat.chid.ananda
      @sat.chid.ananda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf did the kid say that made mike react like that?

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How the hell does Rich keep predicting these things

  • @patrickmike2524
    @patrickmike2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The “Quixotic” medallion is love
    The hidden meaning of Rem Lazar is that love is unrealistic or impractical

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Mike's reaction at 40:53 is so guttural and genuine. It never fails to make me laugh

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB หลายเดือนก่อน

      9/11 Jumpscare

  • @_bats_
    @_bats_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The guy on the cover of How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants looks like Mike and Rich's forbidden lovechild.

  • @ajm21582
    @ajm21582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Why is Mike wearing Jay's sweatshirt, ARE THEY FINALLY HOOKING UP?????

  • @nodadchad
    @nodadchad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    So happy to see Rem Lezar gets the exposure it deserves. I used to host screenings including make your own Rem Lezar figures. Hopefully this will lead to a bluray release.

    • @Chickengirl005
      @Chickengirl005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recognized it from when the group/website Everything is Terrible used clips of it on one of their videos ages ago. SO it's nice to see more of it in this review haha.

  • @kylenesbitt3883
    @kylenesbitt3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    the absolutely visceral reaction mike has to the twin tower reveal is that of pure terror

  • @wjhull
    @wjhull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Rem Lezar was played by Jack Mulcahy, a 7-time award winning actor, who found fame in Porky's, a 1981 sex comedy (which, for the record, came out 8 years before Creating Rem Lezar). In fact, the film that he had done before this children's musical was Porky's 2: The Next Day. And, at that time, literally nothing else.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      W J Hull did he get all seven awards from porky

  • @kraehenkopf1186
    @kraehenkopf1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    ok I'm sorry but I cannot see Rem Lezar as anything but Dennis from always sunny in his Dayman getup, and that somehow makes this whole thing even worse

    • @bigredhammer2
      @bigredhammer2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I found myself wondering if this was the inspiration for The Dayman

    • @joonasvainikainen4537
      @joonasvainikainen4537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And clearly the doo-wop gang were the Yellow Jacket Boys.

    • @danielfitzgerald4828
      @danielfitzgerald4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the exact same thing. All the talk of needing to pay the troll toll to enter this boy’s hole kept going through my head over and over.

    • @shurik121
      @shurik121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our entire universe is made up of Always Sunny episodes. It is not a comedy TV series, it is the truth that FX shows us 10 times a year, for 13 years.

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Why am I not surprised that Mike knows details of the Greeley incident off the top of his head. I'm sure he keeps newspaper clippings of any time a kid dies.

    • @edwardhelms
      @edwardhelms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrButthuggerDoes it involve dead children?

    • @edwardhelms
      @edwardhelms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrButthugger just watched it, and I'm not surprised Mike has that knowledge

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm sure Mike has a storage room somewhere full of scrap books of the clippings that he peruses daily with Rich for pleasure while they laugh maniacally, sip cognac and smoke cigars.

    • @kneau
      @kneau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah. 🎶Greeley Estates🎶

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you watch half in the bag you can see a poster for Greeley Estates behind them in the vcr shop set

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "You're being a cynic, Jay: this is magical."
    EPIC.

  • @elizabethvasquez8897
    @elizabethvasquez8897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "You're being a cynic Jay, this is magical." LOL

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl is just Rem Lezar without songs.

  • @opsimathics
    @opsimathics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Mike's reaction when the WTC prediction came true 40:55

  • @CeylonMondegreen
    @CeylonMondegreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    34:41 might be the sweetest moment in Mike's and Rich's friendship

  • @fernmom1254
    @fernmom1254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    My extremely cynical theory: Rich sneaks into the warehouse at night to watch tapes planned for Best of the Worst episodes. It's really the only thing that makes sense at this point other than him being a demi-god.