I love that Slade Craven was a memorable enough chracter/name that he gets mentioned several times throughout future BOTW episodes. Gotta love Slade Craven
This episode is like a super villain origin story for Mike. He was so angry at Jay saying positive things about Feeders that only two weeks later he went full 9/11 and voted Vampire Assassin as best of the worst. The rest is history, like the World Trade Center.
Culminating in Mike's final moral event-horizon in Season 87 when he chose Shark Exorcist for best of the worst. Soon, Rich will have no choice but to turn against his best friend and slay him in mortal combat in the finale
I'm surprised Mike/Rich missed a Star Trek TNG connection in Little Bigfoot... The middle-age guy that's in it (black hair, shown a couple times in this video) is Matt McCoy, who is the actor who portrayed Devinoni Ral in the Star Trek: The Next Generation third season episode "The Price", as the empath negotiator that Troy falls in love with.
At first I was like that too cuz my first exposure to it was when they watched the resident evil movies in wich is SO noticeable that their reactions and laughter are rehearsed and exaggerated to the point of cringe Wanna know what turned me around? EMPEROR PALPATINE SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION CENTER
perhaps the kid's "I HATE YOU" scene was genuine and he wasn't just acting like he hated Little Big Foot, he actually truly hated him so much he had to SCREAM at this homunculus and toss pine cones at it.
Yeah, maybe he was yelling at the director for making the movie. His mom for pushing him to live vicariously in the movies, and Billy down the street who took his Mask action figures. ('Cause 90s)
All of that is kind of what I've been implying. Maybe this was even the very first shot of the movie, and the first time the child saw this masturbating monstrosity he screamed and told it to go away. Then, after getting such a genuine reaction, they just kept it in the film.
Fun Fact: John Polonia, the main actor and producer of Feeders, died in 2008 at a mere 39 years old. Tragic really, despite how bad Feeders is, they were known for helping new filmmakers and actors get their starts. They knew exactly what they made and rejoiced in other B filmmakers creating and sharing works of their own. The other brother, Mark Polonia, is still making films and has a director's cut of Feeders out now that Jay might be interested in.
Fun fact, Rich is wearing an Evil Dead 2 tshirt. That starred Bruce Campbell who was in Burn Notice alongside Gabrielle Anwar, who played the special agent on the ground in Turbulence 3.
Gabrielle Anwar was also in Innocent Lies with Kiera Knightly, who was in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World with Patton Oswalt, who, you guessed it, was in Space Cop with Rich Evans
Mike is such a cynical and suicidal mess that when the rare occasion arises that he does actually genuinely laugh at something, the world becomes a slightly better place
Mama big foot was actually L'il Bigfoot's actor. There's two hours of cut footage of said actor masterbating to photos of daddy Bigfoot, also the same actor.
I cannot help but wonder if that log collapsing under Big Bigfoot was an accident and they didn't bother to redo it correctly because he looks surprised when he falls down.
@@hieronymusboss7705 I can't imagine hating any of them. They all bring something to the table. Jack is horrendously optimistic and sees fun in everything, Jay is the nitpicker who makes great points, Mike just likes to shitpost in real life and make it a comedic endeavour, Rich is there to be the above-average audience with critical thought, and Josh's pretentiousness and over-examination often unveil something extra about the film.
When my grandpa got sober he needed a new hobby besides drinking that wasn't physically demanding so he learned how to use the computer and one of his favorite things to do was to buy VHS movies for pennies and transfer them to DVD and make jewelcases and labels for them in paint for me and my siblings to watch. I was 14 but my siblings were still little and one of the ones that got played a lot was Little Bigfoot. It's terrible but those 5 car chases, little bigfoot's disturbing expressions, and the nonsensical logic and pacing were way more entertaining to me than competently made children's and family movies.
I was shown this movie when I was about 6, it’s pretty much only a faint memory until I saw this. Probably my brain blocking this memory for my own good.
Gotta wonder what a "web broadcast"of a concert streamed via satellite uplink in the 90's would have looked like tho. I imagine it's like a looping 64 x 64 .GIF
Well, the Rolling Stones did a live streaming web concert all the way back in 1994 which maybe 12 people saw. No one was really online back in 94. The internet didn't really get rolling until 96 after AOL sent out millions of floppy disks for free in the mail.
There is some old footage of concerts from the 90s on youtube that people put up themselves (not the TV recorded ones). That's a pretty decent idea what it would look like if you stream it to your phone at the lowest quality.
@@DanArnets1492 Yep, even worse than that. Most connections were dial-up in the 90's, so it was like waiting for hours just to get 5 minutes of cheap, grainy, choppy footage at very low resolutions. People today would never even believe it. Streaming video didn't get popular until after cable internet took off in 2000. Dialup made it painful to even download standard resolution pictures, and GIFs were just two second cartoon loops. Nothing like the gifs we see today.
"Little Bigfoot, it appears to be a movie about, a little bigfoot." This is the insightful commentary I would expect from the man who did and five hour long take down and analysis of the entire Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Jack is distracted while Rich digs. As Jack bends down to place the time capsule, he notices that the hole is far larger than needed. A loud clang reverberates through the woods, and Jack's body slumps into the hole. The sign informing of the time capsule's presence is a ruse for the treachery that actually lies beneath the ground.
Fun factoid-- Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal was originally entitled The Gateway, until Lionsgate realized halfway through principal photography that they had the rights to the Turbulence franchise, and because this movie takes place on a plane, there ya have it. Slap some branding on there. Rutger Hauer was also not an original cast member, he literally wandered on set halfway through filming and just kinda went "you need an actor?" and they shoehorned him in. I was in that movie as an extra, I swear I'm in it more than Hauer is. Everyone knew while filming what a piece of crap it was, even the director (legendary psychopath Jorge Montesi) just rolled his eyes every time he had to direct a scene and would just be like "I didnt fucking write the thing, ok?" hahaha Im still buddies with one of the principal actors in it, he became, quite accidentally, a good client of mine when he came into my tattoo studio years after our time on this movie. We still laugh about how bad it is.
Were you one of the fans on the plane, or one of the band members? Rutger Hauer is one of those guys who seems to be equally content to do both z grade and actually good movies.
Rich celebrating landing on Feeders for the bit, only to have it be everything he despises in a tape is the cruel irony that we have come to expect from this program
Especially since when they got Feeders 2 a few years later, his "Nooooooooooo!" Completely drowned out Tim's relief at not getting a crappy Christmas film.
Someday, after the apocalypse, when all four horsemen have galloped across the earth, Death will come upon that one lonely spot near what was formerly Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Its horse's baleful hoof will clop onto the spot where a small wooden box was buried, somehow untouched by Fire's all-consuming blaze, and it will find it's way into Death's cold hands. Upon opening the container he will find a tape simply called "Feeders". Using its divine powers to read what is on the tape, and seeing all it's been through, and all it has done, Death will feel something in his hollow, unknowable self. Something it had not felt for a long, long time. It is then it will whisper to itself... "Yeah, these fuckers deserved it".
It's a real shame. John Mann, a real life musician who played Slade Craven, actually passed away back a few months ago (Nov 2019) from early on-set Alzheimers caused by cancer at age 57. He was the front man for a Canadian folk rock group called Spirit of the West. They're an interesting sound. You should look them up if you get the chance.
A lot of people are confused as to why John Mann would even make a movie like this. You’ll have to excuse him, he was not at his best. He’d been drunk for a month. He’d been drunk since he left. His so called “vacation” would seen be his death. He was actually sick from the drinking. I think at the end of the day he just needed to go Home for a Rest.
5:30 This whole bit, with Mike loudly complaining about having to drop the ball, only to burst in cheers when he actually gets Little Big Foot is the most accidentally wholesome thing I've ever seen in a RLM video
You could shoot a movie in Pennsylvania with expensive Red cameras, it would still look like Feeders, like a blurry VHS camera...that's just how Pennsylvania looks, at all times.
This is Don "The Dragon" Wilson, unfortunately. They had to include "The Dragon" so that people wouldn't think it was the other Don Wilson, a.k.a. Dan Wilson.
because Jack and Jay had the faintest of praise for Feeders .... that starts a domino effect, where, 2 weeks later, Mike picks Vampire Assassin as best of the worst.
The best part is the old church/graveyard in Stull, Kansas actually is an urban legend "portal to hell". The cops always arrest people trying to break in especially around Holloween. Strange that such a low budget movie references something so obscure. How do I know this? I live near Stull. It's a boring little town in the middle of nowhere.
mechareaper its well known in paranormal communities (always accompanied with the pope flying thing) so I was surprised Mike didn't know about it already. Its not that obscure among weirdos who know about it anyway. I'm pretty sure its featured in the finale of a supernatural season too.
Ah, well I assumed it was only well known around me because of proximity. It really is a fairly unremarkable place so I guess it's me not imagining it could get as much attention as it does.
mike making fun of jay for finding anything interesting about feeders always makes me laugh when i rewatch this episode. "i'll put it in a time capsule, jay, and fucking bury it."
As a lifelong Pennsylvanian I can attest that there is nothing else to do in Pennsylvania except get drunk and complain about your relatives who have moved out of Pennsylvania.
I have been on a Best of the Worst binge since the last one dropped. Went through every one of them. Just wrapped up this morning. Thought to myself "It would be nice if there was another one of these" and OH MY GAAAAWD
A cool little piece of trivia: The "Gateway to Hell" thing they were talking about in Turbulence 3 is actually a "real" urban legend and not just something thing they made up for the movie. Supposedly a town in Kansas called "Stull" is the seventh gateway to hell and yup in the legend the pope refused to fly over it for that same reason (of course, while the pope did indeed have plane ride over the twon there's no actual proof of the plane changing it's course). Like with all urban legends there is some (very, little) basis in reality (the town/location has a pretty interesting history) but was completely over exaggerated and embellished over the years. The only thing that they changed about the story was that on the location was a cemetery not a church. But it's understandable because crashing a plane into a cemetery just doesn't really have the same effect as crashing one into a church. LOL!
I grew up in Topeka and took the backroads to Lawrence regularly in high school, which goes through Stull. And it’s absolutely true. I forget if it was the Lawrence Journal World, or the University of Kansas newspaper that originally did the story, but the “gateway to hell” may not have started, but was the second domino in the popularity of the Stull legend. Stull itself is nothing more than a speed trap occupied by a handful of yokels, but sure as shit every Halloween there’s a few cops standing guard at the church property gates to keep watch. Kinda creepy to drive though at 1 am while stoned (Don’t drive high kids)
Jacks delivery on the “…and someone in a Bigfoot costume” is great. We all knew it was coming, and he timed it perfectly. So corny it wrapped back on itself and became genuinely funny :D
11:14 "Stunning visual effects" 12:01 Rich Evans is unimpressed 12:17 🎥 Tape #1 17:12 Rich Evans is impressed 19:37 When in doubt blow something up 20:35 Who knew true evil was in Kansas? 24:44 Playing Flight Simulator pays off 🕹 26:18 🎥 Tape #2 27:58 What's he doing? 30:11 Insult to injury 32:39 Mistreatment of Little Bigfoot 38:39 Caught in the act 39:19 🎥 Tape #3 41:22, 51:10 Rich is unimpressed 43:13 "The worst actress in the history of movie." - Mike 45:10 Its that bad
Okay, firstly. Yeah, I mean whaddya expect? Secondly how you tryna throw shade at fucking Bam Margera, a man who to this day is in and out of rehab and lives generally, a miserable life in a RedLetterMedia comment section?
Did you expect otherwise from a movie from 2001? You may be too young to remember, but people in the U.S. outside of the scene had no idea what "death metal" meant, nor could you reasonably expect them to
Apparently Marilyn Manson is death metal according to the makers. I wonder what reaction they would have if they heard actual death metal instead of that tryhard MM.
Producers probably didnt know shit about metal. In simpsons, Judas Priest is also called death metal like uh, nooooo nooo that’s not at all death metal
Here's a suggestion: It looks epically epic and beautiful to look at, etc., but I don't think it looks like it's going to be fun. I want some of that fan service stuff, like Luke swinging a light saber. Am I alone?
I understand that you need their positive opinion so you can reinforce your own, but you have to understand they need to clutter their set with more pop culture and geek culture merchandise before they can legally film the next episode.
I've seen this episode many times and I finally realized that in Turbulence 3, the sexy-librarian looking lady who hangs out with Hackerman is Gabrielle Anwar. She's a prolific actress and later had a much better starring role in the show Burn Notice with Jeffrey Donovan and Bruce Campbell. "When you're a spy..."
I never would've recognised her without you pointing that out. I know her from the (excellent) British children's TV series "Press Gang" in which she played a supporting role; it was surreal when after a gap of several years she seemed to turn up from nowhere in that film with Al Pacino.
Boy howdy nobody's going to see this, but I saw the first Turbulence movie in the theaters. (Note for the young ones, a theater was a large building you went to, where you could pay to watch movies on a huge screen! It was like a cellphone set on its side that you couldn't pause!) There's a bit near the end where they're trying to land the plane, but they scrape the top of a parking garage and get a truck stuck on one of the landing gears, so they can't land. Quality cinema!
It's a no-brainer, because Turbulence 3 stars Joe Mantegna, an Emmy-nominated actor plus Rutger Hauer. It was a B-movie, but of fairly decent production value, and here it competed against total trash.
I love how the Feeder's aliens look. They're funny. Also I really like Mike's bonding with Bigfoot scene. It would be very easy to actually have that scene. It makes you wonder why the movie just forgot about that.
TheRealCaptainN Sounded barely industrial and barely metal to me. More like horror(ible) punk or something. How do you categorise "awful in every way"?
I love coming back years later after forgetting the episode and getting excited over the possibilities knowing they eventually cover several good ones. This plinketto had a memorable lineup.
I love rewatching the old ones, watching them introduce the movies that they have no idea will become such entrenched parts of RLM lore that we can't imagine the show without them. Twin Dragon Encounter is such a movie.
"Ohh remember that fun time we had throwing the blood around, then you take the movie and you put it in a bin, close the lid on bin and then you never talk about it again." That was oddly poetic
I have a friend who played one of the audience members in Turbulence 3. Apparently Rutger Hauer showed up on set unannounced and the director wrote him into the movie on the spot.
This just cannot be true for so many reasons. From budget, schedule and most mostly insurance reasons. Also did they just build that set he was sitting in or did he just cruelly replace the actor who was to play his character? And it's not like Rutger Hauer doesn't have better things to do. The man has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
@@kaed_f It's me, returning to defend my ancient comment! I love that you put the major logistical concerns of this on par with some no-name actor's feelings. Such a nice person! Here's the longer version of the story said buddy told me like 20 years ago. He and his wife were scouted as extras at a Vancouver goth club (she appears in the front row during the concert scenes in this episode). He said that Rutger Hauer was never in the original script, but was already in Vancouver for... something(?) and just walked on set and the director/producers wrote him in on the fly. Now, the concerns you raise are valid and may make my friend's story bullshit. But it might have been a matter of a few phone calls to sort out, especially when you figure in how many more VHS rentals you're going to get from putting **Rutger Hauer** on the cover in 2001. Or maybe he misunderstood the situation, it's a fun internet comment, not a peer-reviewed study. Anyway, buddy remembers Hauer being ultra hungover, but nice enough to share a few words about Blade Runner with a huge fan/weirdo goth extra. (TLDR: it's the movies; you just ask for more money and make it happen)
@@ajxlfunnily enough, there’s another comment on this video from another Turbulence 3 actor who corroborates your friend’s story about Rutger Hauer just walking onto set one day and being written into the movie.
I had to look up the guy who played Slade Craven, he looked somewhat familiar. Turns out he was in Underworld: Evolution and The Chronicles of Riddick. He apparently died a month ago (Nov 20, 2019).
"Oh, Mike almost had an emotion."
That's the top-tier character development I have come to expect from RLM.
That's way off his baseline, in two weeks time he's gonna get another check and if he fails, he'll be sent back to Wallace for recalibration.
He is only half-Vulcan after all.
szczunokin I fucking loved that reboot
Sans Nom Alcoholism is an emotion? I thought it was a state of being.
It's like that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, where Q gives Data emotions for 5 seconds.
I love that Slade Craven was a memorable enough chracter/name that he gets mentioned several times throughout future BOTW episodes. Gotta love Slade Craven
Slade Craven is one of the most 90s fps main character names I've heard so far
They never mention that he died in 2019 from the BOTW curse though.
I like Slade Craven. He's so cool.
Sammy Hagar
@@ELEKTROSKANSENnoooooo Slade Craven is gone?!?
This episode is like a super villain origin story for Mike. He was so angry at Jay saying positive things about Feeders that only two weeks later he went full 9/11 and voted Vampire Assassin as best of the worst. The rest is history, like the World Trade Center.
Culminating in Mike's final moral event-horizon in Season 87 when he chose Shark Exorcist for best of the worst. Soon, Rich will have no choice but to turn against his best friend and slay him in mortal combat in the finale
Reminds me of that tragedy….
@@Trump_Gaming the tragedy of Rem Lazar the wise..?
@@ELEKTROSKANSEN No… The tragedy of Neil Breen the Deluded….
@@Trump_Gaming i walked through blood and bones in the streets of New York looking for my copy of Feeders
5 years later and mama bigfoot collapsing on the log makes me absolutely howl with laughter.
Mike's point and "sucks to be you!" is incredible
I'm surprised Mike/Rich missed a Star Trek TNG connection in Little Bigfoot... The middle-age guy that's in it (black hair, shown a couple times in this video) is Matt McCoy, who is the actor who portrayed Devinoni Ral in the Star Trek: The Next Generation third season episode "The Price", as the empath negotiator that Troy falls in love with.
@@jasonredwine5270 he plays Lloyd Braun in seinfeld too
@Jason Redwine At about 31:47 Mike refers to him as "the guy from Star Trek: The Next Generation."
That shot is so vividly burned into my memory that the mere mention of it has me in a laughing fit.
People talk on and on about Rich's laugh, but let's be real, there is something truly special about Mike's uncontrollable maniacal laugh
Underrated laugh
30:24 Is the hardest I've ever seen him laugh and it's soooo funny
@@RuckusRugs waving his hand and shit. I lost it too hahaha
At first I was like that too cuz my first exposure to it was when they watched the resident evil movies in wich is SO noticeable that their reactions and laughter are rehearsed and exaggerated to the point of cringe
Wanna know what turned me around?
EMPEROR PALPATINE SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION CENTER
If we stick him in a room with Jimmy Carr and make them laugh, the world will explode. Or we all might get tinnitus. One or the other.
perhaps the kid's "I HATE YOU" scene was genuine and he wasn't just acting like he hated Little Big Foot, he actually truly hated him so much he had to SCREAM at this homunculus and toss pine cones at it.
Rob Robberson Nobody should have to learn about masturbation that way.
This scene was inspired by Harry and the Hendersons right?
Maybe he just hated midgets?
Yeah, maybe he was yelling at the director for making the movie. His mom for pushing him to live vicariously in the movies, and Billy down the street who took his Mask action figures. ('Cause 90s)
All of that is kind of what I've been implying. Maybe this was even the very first shot of the movie, and the first time the child saw this masturbating monstrosity he screamed and told it to go away. Then, after getting such a genuine reaction, they just kept it in the film.
I believe a wooden container in the ground isn't called a timecapsule, it's called a coffin.
I think Nerd Coffin has the rights to the concept
Depends on how big the corpse is
Time capsules are just shallow graves as most modern coffins are metal
@@walygisnep You just described a tomb
time capsules are tombs for memories
Fun Fact: John Polonia, the main actor and producer of Feeders, died in 2008 at a mere 39 years old. Tragic really, despite how bad Feeders is, they were known for helping new filmmakers and actors get their starts. They knew exactly what they made and rejoiced in other B filmmakers creating and sharing works of their own. The other brother, Mark Polonia, is still making films and has a director's cut of Feeders out now that Jay might be interested in.
They must see this.
What a fun fact!
RIP
"Fun Fact: John Polonia ... died in 2008" - AJ
How fun....
@@XXcHiC123 did you not watch the video? Jay mentions that people reccomend it all the time
I love Jack's excited reaction to first hearing the name "Slade Craven." He knows exactly what movie they're in for.
As does Jay for very different reasons.
Fun fact, Rich is wearing an Evil Dead 2 tshirt. That starred Bruce Campbell who was in Burn Notice alongside Gabrielle Anwar, who played the special agent on the ground in Turbulence 3.
6 degrees of Rich Evans
Gabrielle Anwar was also in Innocent Lies with Kiera Knightly, who was in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World with Patton Oswalt, who, you guessed it, was in Space Cop with Rich Evans
Gabriella Anwar and Craig Scheffer were a “thing” back in 1990 (don’t ask how I know)--the connections just keep on coming
I knew she looked familiar
Mama Bigfoot falling through a log has to be one of the funniest things I've even seen
Mike is such a cynical and suicidal mess that when the rare occasion arises that he does actually genuinely laugh at something, the world becomes a slightly better place
Mama big foot was actually L'il Bigfoot's actor. There's two hours of cut footage of said actor masterbating to photos of daddy Bigfoot, also the same actor.
I prefer to think of her as "Big Bigfoot," like Jay introduces her
But I totally agree: it is that scene, and Mike's reaction, that keep bringing me back to this video again and again!
I cannot help but wonder if that log collapsing under Big Bigfoot was an accident and they didn't bother to redo it correctly because he looks surprised when he falls down.
I don't know about everyone else who watches this show, but I love Jack. His purity and optimism give me hope for the future of the human race.
There's just a lot of edgelords who get upset when anyone but Mike, Jay, and Rich talk.
I love jack ‘
Josh is the real MVP.
If only because he drives everyone else home after they kill their livers.
He's buddy-buddy with Bob Chipman so he loses points for that. But I don't hate him like some other RLMers.
It's Josh I hate.
@@hieronymusboss7705 I can't imagine hating any of them. They all bring something to the table.
Jack is horrendously optimistic and sees fun in everything, Jay is the nitpicker who makes great points, Mike just likes to shitpost in real life and make it a comedic endeavour, Rich is there to be the above-average audience with critical thought, and Josh's pretentiousness and over-examination often unveil something extra about the film.
When my grandpa got sober he needed a new hobby besides drinking that wasn't physically demanding so he learned how to use the computer and one of his favorite things to do was to buy VHS movies for pennies and transfer them to DVD and make jewelcases and labels for them in paint for me and my siblings to watch. I was 14 but my siblings were still little and one of the ones that got played a lot was Little Bigfoot. It's terrible but those 5 car chases, little bigfoot's disturbing expressions, and the nonsensical logic and pacing were way more entertaining to me than competently made children's and family movies.
This is like the most wholesome comment ever related to Little Bigfoot on the whole interney
@@MoocowLuau grandma passed in august. while cleaning her apartment, Guess what I found a copy of amongst about 300 other movies?
@@DirtyFrigginHarry holy shit dude that's fucking archaeological now, congrats (and condolences, i lost my grandma recently too)
@@DirtyFrigginHarry sorry about your grams, dude. Super rad story though. Wish I had done something that productive and creative when I got sober.
I was shown this movie when I was about 6, it’s pretty much only a faint memory until I saw this. Probably my brain blocking this memory for my own good.
Gotta wonder what a "web broadcast"of a concert streamed via satellite uplink in the 90's would have looked like tho. I imagine it's like a looping 64 x 64 .GIF
Find a video of old VHS tapes of taped shows.
That's what a live feed looked like even in '98
240p stuff, maybe at like 20fps
Well, the Rolling Stones did a live streaming web concert all the way back in 1994 which maybe 12 people saw. No one was really online back in 94. The internet didn't really get rolling until 96 after AOL sent out millions of floppy disks for free in the mail.
There is some old footage of concerts from the 90s on youtube that people put up themselves (not the TV recorded ones). That's a pretty decent idea what it would look like if you stream it to your phone at the lowest quality.
@@DanArnets1492 Yep, even worse than that. Most connections were dial-up in the 90's, so it was like waiting for hours just to get 5 minutes of cheap, grainy, choppy footage at very low resolutions. People today would never even believe it. Streaming video didn't get popular until after cable internet took off in 2000. Dialup made it painful to even download standard resolution pictures, and GIFs were just two second cartoon loops. Nothing like the gifs we see today.
"Little Bigfoot, it appears to be a movie about, a little bigfoot."
This is the insightful commentary I would expect from the man who did and five hour long take down and analysis of the entire Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Hack frauds
@@jasonredwine5270
No they didn't, but hey you got your 3 likes and got to spam this wrong info unto multiple comment threads.
Nice job!
"Mike almost had an emotion."
That was achieved with CGI
Zetetik - wow rlm is amazing I had no idea they got ahold of George Lucas
Alcoholism *is* an emotion
livid sphincter as is a livid sphincter.
You’re the best friend I always knew I had.
😂
Jack is distracted while Rich digs. As Jack bends down to place the time capsule, he notices that the hole is far larger than needed. A loud clang reverberates through the woods, and Jack's body slumps into the hole.
The sign informing of the time capsule's presence is a ruse for the treachery that actually lies beneath the ground.
I really thought it was gonna go there. Nicely written.
Fun factoid-- Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal was originally entitled The Gateway, until Lionsgate realized halfway through principal photography that they had the rights to the Turbulence franchise, and because this movie takes place on a plane, there ya have it. Slap some branding on there. Rutger Hauer was also not an original cast member, he literally wandered on set halfway through filming and just kinda went "you need an actor?" and they shoehorned him in. I was in that movie as an extra, I swear I'm in it more than Hauer is. Everyone knew while filming what a piece of crap it was, even the director (legendary psychopath Jorge Montesi) just rolled his eyes every time he had to direct a scene and would just be like "I didnt fucking write the thing, ok?" hahaha Im still buddies with one of the principal actors in it, he became, quite accidentally, a good client of mine when he came into my tattoo studio years after our time on this movie. We still laugh about how bad it is.
Were you one of the fans on the plane, or one of the band members? Rutger Hauer is one of those guys who seems to be equally content to do both z grade and actually good movies.
@@AliceBowie I was one of the 'fans on the plane' :)
Rich celebrating landing on Feeders for the bit, only to have it be everything he despises in a tape is the cruel irony that we have come to expect from this program
I saw the original "Turbulence" in a cinema in Mexico. The ticket cost me the equivalent of 80 US cents. I paid too much.
The rare franchise where every film is horrible.
Thinking about how time has gone on, the funniest part of this video today is Rich Evans shouting "YAY! Feeders!"
Especially since when they got Feeders 2 a few years later, his "Nooooooooooo!" Completely drowned out Tim's relief at not getting a crappy Christmas film.
Someday, after the apocalypse, when all four horsemen have galloped across the earth, Death will come upon that one lonely spot near what was formerly Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Its horse's baleful hoof will clop onto the spot where a small wooden box was buried, somehow untouched by Fire's all-consuming blaze, and it will find it's way into Death's cold hands.
Upon opening the container he will find a tape simply called "Feeders". Using its divine powers to read what is on the tape, and seeing all it's been through, and all it has done, Death will feel something in his hollow, unknowable self. Something it had not felt for a long, long time. It is then it will whisper to itself... "Yeah, these fuckers deserved it".
Best comment.
I let out a single, hoarse laugh at this comment.
ladies and gentleman, behold writing skill
I dub thee the Shakespeare of Shitposts
It's a real shame. John Mann, a real life musician who played Slade Craven, actually passed away back a few months ago (Nov 2019) from early on-set Alzheimers caused by cancer at age 57.
He was the front man for a Canadian folk rock group called Spirit of the West. They're an interesting sound. You should look them up if you get the chance.
Early onset Alzheimer's is the most terrifying illness possible.
@@Xpwnxage Second only to Alzheimer's!
Folk Rock musician making edgy dark music for a B-Movie? Sounds like a reverse Jinx Dawson.
A lot of people are confused as to why John Mann would even make a movie like this.
You’ll have to excuse him, he was not at his best. He’d been drunk for a month. He’d been drunk since he left. His so called “vacation” would seen be his death. He was actually sick from the drinking.
I think at the end of the day he just needed to go Home for a Rest.
I always liked how spirit of the west and best of the worst's initials are very close
from IMDB: "Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home." (1998)
There is no god.
He abandoned us.
I have watched this episode multiple times and yet Mike laughing at the mother big foot still leaves me in tears from laughter
5:30 This whole bit, with Mike loudly complaining about having to drop the ball, only to burst in cheers when he actually gets Little Big Foot is the most accidentally wholesome thing I've ever seen in a RLM video
Imagine being stuck on a plane, being forced to listen to some crappy industrial metal with absolutely no escape whatsoever.
Cure Optimism True horror
Celestial Deconstruction I hate being on planes already, I don't need more reasons to
There is always a way to escape
@@coachbombay7576 the 200 thousands were his reparations
You just described every powerman 5000 tour ever.
I almost spat my drink out when I saw Feeders was made in 1996. It looks like it was made in like 1970.
It's a time capsule really, of that beautiful moment in time when ...
You could shoot a movie in Pennsylvania with expensive Red cameras, it would still look like Feeders, like a blurry VHS camera...that's just how Pennsylvania looks, at all times.
Yup
Mike laughing like he's possessed at the pain of Mama Bigfoot collapsing onto a log is the most genuine sound I've ever heard.
1:24 don wilson... doesn't he run iowa's largest wildlife preserve?
This is Don "The Dragon" Wilson, unfortunately. They had to include "The Dragon" so that people wouldn't think it was the other Don Wilson, a.k.a. Dan Wilson.
No you're thinking of Dan Wilson. Anyone could make that mistake though.
Well spotted sir!
All those different types of corn need to be preserved
Post-Columbine, pre-9/11 was a really weird era.
Yep
the horror...
I enjoyed it. I miss having hope for the world.
now that's what i call EDGY
A lot of really good movies came out around that time. Also, it was weird because even after New Years Eve 1999, the 90s didn't end until 9/11.
"FEEDERS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"
So does Rich Evans
Indiana Jones reference?
part time
Part-Time
Once more with less conviction!
is nobody going to talk about how Mike apparently has Deathstroke's real name memorized but confused it with Slade Craven?
because Jack and Jay had the faintest of praise for Feeders .... that starts a domino effect, where, 2 weeks later, Mike picks Vampire Assassin as best of the worst.
Feeders looks like if someone made a fan film for the Destroy All Humans games
Based Polonia brothers made some righteous direct to video films
You know, until this moment I have never seen someone make a Destroy all Humans reference. Cheers to you sir.
p
24 Frames Of Nick Hey I found you again!
Hey, give Destroy All Humans fans some credit. They could make something halfway decent
How many times did police stop you when they saw Rich Evans walking out into the woods with a shovel?
“We’re just a couple of white people going to bury something in the woods! Move along! Nothing to see here!”
They're just going to the manhole, Rich knows where it is.
The cops were just making sure that they were burying black people.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! That's internationally acclaimed movie star and primetime playboy Rich Evans. Please sign my uniform, sir. And stay safe!"
@@notyou8716 George Bush does not care about black people
The best part is the old church/graveyard in Stull, Kansas actually is an urban legend "portal to hell". The cops always arrest people trying to break in especially around Holloween. Strange that such a low budget movie references something so obscure. How do I know this? I live near Stull. It's a boring little town in the middle of nowhere.
mechareaper its well known in paranormal communities (always accompanied with the pope flying thing) so I was surprised Mike didn't know about it already. Its not that obscure among weirdos who know about it anyway. I'm pretty sure its featured in the finale of a supernatural season too.
Ah, well I assumed it was only well known around me because of proximity. It really is a fairly unremarkable place so I guess it's me not imagining it could get as much attention as it does.
mechareaper you just described all of Kansas
@@jizunk_in_my_trizunk Yes, especially Topeka... My ''home.''
I am glad you mentioned this. It was a crazy early internet rumor that went around back when this movie came out.
mike making fun of jay for finding anything interesting about feeders always makes me laugh when i rewatch this episode. "i'll put it in a time capsule, jay, and fucking bury it."
As a lifelong Pennsylvanian I can attest that there is nothing else to do in Pennsylvania except get drunk and complain about your relatives who have moved out of Pennsylvania.
don't forget about complaining that you live in PA
Holy shit you're not lying
Bonus Points if you live in Philly and hate literally everyone
But you move back anyway because hivemind and if you haven't moved anywhere else in the country by now your family isn't going anywhere
I have been on a Best of the Worst binge since the last one dropped. Went through every one of them. Just wrapped up this morning. Thought to myself "It would be nice if there was another one of these" and OH MY GAAAAWD
Rob Wilson same, man i got way too happy when I got the notification.
Jordan Leon
Me too. :v
Erik Pfeiffer brother?
James Pfeiffer
Oh my goooooood!
Erik Pfeiffer Is Erik Replacing Me?
Jack is like a young Col. Kurtz. Everyone else is an errand boy.
Sloth55Chunk are his methods unsound?
And these movies are the horror...
Marshall Zane Just needs water on his head to complete the look
James Quinonez i
“Grocery clerk coming to collect a bill...”
Rich Evans is my secret friend
tell your parents
I legitimately laughed at that
J Dee Carter I MOST be, yeah
A cool little piece of trivia: The "Gateway to Hell" thing they were talking about in Turbulence 3 is actually a "real" urban legend and not just something thing they made up for the movie. Supposedly a town in Kansas called "Stull" is the seventh gateway to hell and yup in the legend the pope refused to fly over it for that same reason (of course, while the pope did indeed have plane ride over the twon there's no actual proof of the plane changing it's course). Like with all urban legends there is some (very, little) basis in reality (the town/location has a pretty interesting history) but was completely over exaggerated and embellished over the years.
The only thing that they changed about the story was that on the location was a cemetery not a church. But it's understandable because crashing a plane into a cemetery just doesn't really have the same effect as crashing one into a church. LOL!
That was the location of the Season 5 finale of Supernatural was at.
Crashing a plane into a cemetery is more metal though, they shouldn't have changed that
I grew up in Topeka and took the backroads to Lawrence regularly in high school, which goes through Stull. And it’s absolutely true.
I forget if it was the Lawrence Journal World, or the University of Kansas newspaper that originally did the story, but the “gateway to hell” may not have started, but was the second domino in the popularity of the Stull legend.
Stull itself is nothing more than a speed trap occupied by a handful of yokels, but sure as shit every Halloween there’s a few cops standing guard at the church property gates to keep watch.
Kinda creepy to drive though at 1 am while stoned (Don’t drive high kids)
Jacks delivery on the “…and someone in a Bigfoot costume” is great. We all knew it was coming, and he timed it perfectly. So corny it wrapped back on itself and became genuinely funny :D
I love on the way to bury Feeders, Jack throws a rock. It was an homage to the opening to the old Andy Griffith Show. Nice touch guys!
I love seeing Jack on these he's just such a jolly man
I just like how his jokes were actually decent this time.
princesstamika how can you not cringe at the wizard
I just went through RLM's uploads & realized I started watching this & never finished! I feel like I just found $20 in the laundry lol
I hope someone that watches this video goes to find that vhs tape in the woods, and mails it back to RLM.
They should write a note along with it saying who ever found it was a time traveler from 5017 and decided to bring it back.
Then Mike should drop a cender block on it.
No one's ever really gone...
😂
11:14 "Stunning visual effects"
12:01 Rich Evans is unimpressed
12:17 🎥 Tape #1
17:12 Rich Evans is impressed
19:37 When in doubt blow something up
20:35 Who knew true evil was in Kansas?
24:44 Playing Flight Simulator pays off 🕹
26:18 🎥 Tape #2
27:58 What's he doing?
30:11 Insult to injury
32:39 Mistreatment of Little Bigfoot
38:39 Caught in the act
39:19 🎥 Tape #3
41:22, 51:10 Rich is unimpressed
43:13 "The worst actress in the history of movie." - Mike
45:10 Its that bad
Slade Craven sounds more like something Bam Margera would listen to than it does actual death metal.
Okay, firstly. Yeah, I mean whaddya expect? Secondly how you tryna throw shade at fucking Bam Margera, a man who to this day is in and out of rehab and lives generally, a miserable life in a RedLetterMedia comment section?
Be nice to Bam. He lost his best friend and can't cope well. Or do you like making fun of people who are in and out of rehab?
@@AFarmerCalledChicken Yes.
@@gsofficial but fame is a very good reason to hit your parents....
Well he's a hell of a lot better than Crade Slaven, that's for sure.
You guys should do an episode on modern direct to video movies released this year or the last 5 years.
it could be all Niel Breen
MiiMungus they really need to watch his other films
or Steven segall, he was in like 6 movies last year and I assume they were all nominated for oscars
Benish Ben You can only pay for it with Juicy Shaq Meat or a Tums festival. If you pirate it, it melts in your VCR and shoots acid everywhere.
My suggestion are direct to video movies starring Ice T, from the late 90s early 2000s
I love the subplot of Jack never getting to drop the ball
The way mike says "fuck that" at 54:47 is the best thing I've ever seen
I’m so glad that after 4 years they finally watched feeders 2
"reigning king of Death Metal"
*doesn't play death metal or really anything close to death metal*
Did you expect otherwise from a movie from 2001? You may be too young to remember, but people in the U.S. outside of the scene had no idea what "death metal" meant, nor could you reasonably expect them to
Apparently Marilyn Manson is death metal according to the makers. I wonder what reaction they would have if they heard actual death metal instead of that tryhard MM.
Producers probably didnt know shit about metal. In simpsons, Judas Priest is also called death metal like uh, nooooo nooo that’s not at all death metal
Its death metal if it makes you wish you were dead.
@@MegaZeta in Ace Ventura you can see real Death Metal live.
This is the best channel on TH-cam.
Love being able to tell when Mike is editing.
I can only imagine how offended alien life will be in 5017 after watching Feeders.
The interaction between Mike and Jay at 50:34 is the cutest thing ever.
No, Jay, it's just you.
"Feeders is awful"
"That's why Vampire Assassin is the Best of the Worst"
Glad we finally got to see Twin Dragon Encounter...
@29:55 Literally in tears when that log collapses 😂
When is the Nerd Crew gonna review the new Star Wars trailer? I need to know what to think.
This. Also, I need to know which nerd-themed box they want me to subscribe to.
Here's a suggestion: It looks epically epic and beautiful to look at, etc., but I don't think it looks like it's going to be fun. I want some of that fan service stuff, like Luke swinging a light saber. Am I alone?
I understand that you need their positive opinion so you can reinforce your own, but you have to understand they need to clutter their set with more pop culture and geek culture merchandise before they can legally film the next episode.
Which is what they did!
Wanna see a rock concert in the sky? Money plane.
I've seen this episode many times and I finally realized that in Turbulence 3, the sexy-librarian looking lady who hangs out with Hackerman is Gabrielle Anwar.
She's a prolific actress and later had a much better starring role in the show Burn Notice with Jeffrey Donovan and Bruce Campbell.
"When you're a spy..."
I never would've recognised her without you pointing that out. I know her from the (excellent) British children's TV series "Press Gang" in which she played a supporting role; it was surreal when after a gap of several years she seemed to turn up from nowhere in that film with Al Pacino.
I just caught that when Jack called her "Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken", which she was also jn
I never consented to the broadcast of any such Death Metal.
Glad you noticed, I made a similar ZTV joke above lol.
Holy shit! You should sue them!
first thing i thought of was the news station from dragon ball. and that's from 86...damn, i'm old.
But you've consented to things involving tentacles, yes?
zone...
I'm embassred by how excited I get when I see a new BOTW episode
Someone go dig up the time-capsule and mail it back to them.
that's some horror movie shiet
is jack abuse replacing rich abuse?
No matter the target, it will always be rich abuse.
@@LootFragg Great pun
I love how mad they are about these guys making Feeding Frenzy 14 years before they did.
Jules Jordan made the best Feeding Frenzy films
"See she has Down's Syndrome doesn't she?"
"Nooooo, she's missing teeth and is a bad actress."
When you have to rewind multiple times because you were laughing too hard , you know it was a great episode.
That shot of the guy in the fog limping away from the lamp posts is actually really striking.
30:11 this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen
Holy shit, Wilburgur!
christ almighty it's autism cat
makes sense actually
you are going to love the ending of blood debts then
@@blakeriley6690 The single best frame a movie has ever ended on.
just short of turning mama big foot into a pickle.
Boy howdy nobody's going to see this, but I saw the first Turbulence movie in the theaters. (Note for the young ones, a theater was a large building you went to, where you could pay to watch movies on a huge screen! It was like a cellphone set on its side that you couldn't pause!) There's a bit near the end where they're trying to land the plane, but they scrape the top of a parking garage and get a truck stuck on one of the landing gears, so they can't land. Quality cinema!
It's a no-brainer, because Turbulence 3 stars Joe Mantegna, an Emmy-nominated actor plus Rutger Hauer. It was a B-movie, but of fairly decent production value, and here it competed against total trash.
But Feeders took 12 years to maaaaaaaaaake
I love how the Feeder's aliens look. They're funny.
Also I really like Mike's bonding with Bigfoot scene. It would be very easy to actually have that scene. It makes you wonder why the movie just forgot about that.
44:33 Oh Mike, you _almost_ had an emotion there.
Rich Evans being extremely excited for getting Feeders is something else because woo boy, how quickly that excitement was nullified.
I'm surprised Jay noticed Gerald Okamura in Little Bigfoot but didn't notice he's on the cover of that Time Burst movie as well
he’s Kamen Rider Zi-O?
Wait, doesn't this literally mean that Feeders BREAKS NEW GROUND?
"Reigning king of death metal" *plays Industrial Metal*
TheRealCaptainN Sounded barely industrial and barely metal to me. More like horror(ible) punk or something.
How do you categorise "awful in every way"?
MEnTyr.Me i just said industrial, because it sounds like a shitty Marilyn Manson.
Death By Design Graphics i just listen to a lot of music, so little things like that piss me off
Honestly it sounded more like Andrew W. K.
pretorious700 wtf is the difference between sprite and coca-cola?
How long until RLM fans find the exact location of that time capsule and dig it up?
VNGill It'd be like the rounds of He Will Not Divide Us capture the flag, but RLM isn't recording it.
They didn't bury it. Secretly they worship Feeders, they ripped it off when they made feeding frenzy
Bomb Twenty Oh great now the different sects of fans will go to war due to the argument of what's superior Xtro or Feeders.
you think RLM has 'fans'?
VNGill I give it a week.
So how long till RLM fans find that capsule?
Long after RLM disbands, & is found in 3000
I love coming back years later after forgetting the episode and getting excited over the possibilities knowing they eventually cover several good ones. This plinketto had a memorable lineup.
IT'S THE BEST OF THE WORST! "to the tune of IT'S THE CURSE OF THE WOLF!"
I love rewatching the old ones, watching them introduce the movies that they have no idea will become such entrenched parts of RLM lore that we can't imagine the show without them. Twin Dragon Encounter is such a movie.
Never let Jack drop that ball. Never. That would be unamerican
Mike called the one guy "that guy from Star Trek" or whatever... Isn't that dude Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld?
Yep! He was also in few episodes of Silicon Valley. (I watch too much TV).
You're not crazy, it's Lloyd Braun
"Ohh remember that fun time we had throwing the blood around, then you take the movie and you put it in a bin, close the lid on bin and then you never talk about it again."
That was oddly poetic
"it's like Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs"
I want Rich Evans to be my "secret friend"
Okay, how did Mike just happen to guess Deathstroke's real name? I thought he didn't give a shit about comics?
13:14
I watched this while on bed, with a heavy migraine. Rich Evans' laughter somehow healed me
Watching Jack lose all joy in his life every time he is passed up for dropping the plinketto ball is a beautiful experience
I have a friend who played one of the audience members in Turbulence 3. Apparently Rutger Hauer showed up on set unannounced and the director wrote him into the movie on the spot.
ajxl no way! Really?
This just cannot be true for so many reasons. From budget, schedule and most mostly insurance reasons. Also did they just build that set he was sitting in or did he just cruelly replace the actor who was to play his character?
And it's not like Rutger Hauer doesn't have better things to do. The man has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
@@kaed_f It's me, returning to defend my ancient comment! I love that you put the major logistical concerns of this on par with some no-name actor's feelings. Such a nice person!
Here's the longer version of the story said buddy told me like 20 years ago. He and his wife were scouted as extras at a Vancouver goth club (she appears in the front row during the concert scenes in this episode). He said that Rutger Hauer was never in the original script, but was already in Vancouver for... something(?) and just walked on set and the director/producers wrote him in on the fly. Now, the concerns you raise are valid and may make my friend's story bullshit. But it might have been a matter of a few phone calls to sort out, especially when you figure in how many more VHS rentals you're going to get from putting **Rutger Hauer** on the cover in 2001. Or maybe he misunderstood the situation, it's a fun internet comment, not a peer-reviewed study.
Anyway, buddy remembers Hauer being ultra hungover, but nice enough to share a few words about Blade Runner with a huge fan/weirdo goth extra.
(TLDR: it's the movies; you just ask for more money and make it happen)
@@ajxlfunnily enough, there’s another comment on this video from another Turbulence 3 actor who corroborates your friend’s story about Rutger Hauer just walking onto set one day and being written into the movie.
As someone who's lived in Pennsylvania my whole life, I apologize for Pennsylvania.
Someday we may find it in our hearts to forgive you.
Plinketto will have its revenge, and Deathstalker II.
One of these days, we will have Deathstalker II. And then the world will be right.
Neil Purcell It IS a better movie than the first one.
Deathstalker II is amazing. It's nothing like the awful first movie.
IT WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil Purcell I need DEATHSTALKER II
honestly, i wouldn't mind if they skipped straight to Deathstalker 4
I had to look up the guy who played Slade Craven, he looked somewhat familiar. Turns out he was in Underworld: Evolution and The Chronicles of Riddick. He apparently died a month ago (Nov 20, 2019).
Im watching this on October 16th 2018. Only 2999 years left until someone digs up Feeders!! Hooray!!