They showed "Nightmare on Drug Street" in my health class in high school. My friends, you missed pure gold because the third story is truly twisted and wrong: a third grader overdoses on crack.
@@shaggycan I never really understand why they give up. And after only a few minutes many times. It's not like these are two or three hour videos. You can watch it for 20 minutes to pluck the most interesting moments out of it.
Mike is now weaponizing his dementia to plant false memories into Rich’s mind. It didn’t work this time with the beanie babies but it will work some day
lifeanddecay I had the same reaction when I saw the Nostalgia Critic review Felix the Cat. I saw when I was like 5 and spend 15 years that had to be a nightmare and couldn't be a real movie.
That "How To Be A Teenage Ninja" one in another episode was on constant rotation in my house and as far as I could tell no one ever saw it outside of our house. I also have no idea how that tape came to exist in our house. It's delightful vindication when some of the weirdest bits of your childhood are confirmed to have existed.
What is phase 2 then? Firing lazers from the butt while screaming in kantonese "I LOVE STAR WARS" and masturbating a Purg while Mike says at a distance: "That´s embarassing"?
Someone mentioned this in the Wheel of the Worst #7 comment section, but I'll repeat it here: Steve in the Beanie Babies video is the same guy from the Dog Sitter video.
@Science Bear I'm pretty sure that those girls were being abused by the orderlies. Notice that 'the mayor' is just the hospital admittance guy, and he's Amber's 'client' in the babydoll's mind.
>"I can't believe that anyone who could build a spaceship as sophisticated as this has never heard of a freight train." >Shows footage of a passenger train >??????
@@SuperDevolution isnt it also true that when sherman made his march he tore up the railroads? Because Atlanta was a HUGE industrial city and its never been the same EVER
This video destroyed my sense of humor. I named the npcs in my d&d game's Thieves Guild "Becky Becky Vicky and Steve" because of this goddamn video lmao
OMG Jack was right. Corny was played by Richard Horvitz, the voice of Invader Zim! The raping of DOOOM!!! I love that Jack likes Invader zim. It's one of My favourites
@@explodingtomahawks7589 It's most noticeable when Corny says "That house over there". I mean, all the voices in Invader Zim are digitally processed somewhat, but when you hear Horvitz speak in interviews, he's so close to Zim naturally that he clearly had the least amount of digital altering.
@@atomic_wait nah you're thinking of coal (particularly in Europe and North America). Oil is instead derived from plankton and algae in the oceans, so not dinosaurs.
The actress who played Jill in Nightmare on Drug Street, Joleen Lutz, also played the court stenographer Lisette Hocheiser for the last few seasons of Night Court. She has an immediately recognizable voice.
I caught that immediately, too One year later ... Check out the IMDB page for Nightmare on Drug Street The "More Like This" section is definitely field by RLM watchers, and it includes such classics as "Kill Point", "Carnosaur", and "Surviving Edged Weapons".
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade our class watched "Stranger Dangers" and I left the room because it was too scary. I'm glad to see my fear was completely justified
The funniest thing to me about the whole "stranger danger" thing is that it actually does more harm than good. Less than 2% of child abductions are perpetrated by strangers, and there are multiple cases of missing children failing to be rescued because they wouldn't go for help from a "stranger." Yet so many parents still push the message onto their kids. Just kinda funny if ya ask me.
The egg video is, removed from commentary, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this show and I don’t know why Jay was the only one who laughed at “looks like he dropped the egg”
One of the fun things about the Beanie Baby craze was that during its height and even well into its decline, Beanie Baby vendors were a _fixture_ at gun shows in the US.
I actually watched the 'Stranger Dangers' video in my kindergarten class ( back in 1995). I only remembered because of that goddamn stupid looking alien. His 'zapper' would teleport him out of dangerous situations and into other dangerous or awkward ones. I think he 'zapped' himself into a couple's hot-tub date, if I remember correctly. It was fucking weird and stupid, even when watching it as a young child. For years I've been trying to find this video so I can prove to everyone that it exists. Thank you so much, Red Letter Media, for letting me relive this tainted childhood experience!
Yeah, corny is voiced by Richard horovitz, best known as the voice of zim, raz from psychonauts, Billy from Billy and Mandy, and Daggett from angry beavers. He's also the voice director for helluva boss and voices moxie.
We watched nightmare on drug street in 5th grade. I wish you kept watching because the girl “Jill” gets addicted to cocaine and steals from her family and friends to feed her habit and then dies of an overdose on camera. Then the little boy smokes weed with his friend and feels kinda funny so his friend tells him to smoke more and he dies because he had a rare heart condition. I remember thinking that was odd even as an 11 year old
The Beanie Baby craze, and all those other speculative-market crazes from the 90s were entirely fueled by baby boomers being scarred for life because their parents all threw away their first-edition Action Comics 1, original Star Wars figurines, and all those other things that turned out to be worth thousands of dollars when they grew up (even though the only reason they're worth that much in the first place was because their parents threw them away). So any excuse to preserve a potentially valuable collector's item, they jumped on
@@mvc9178 while the current speculative crazes are similar, their origins are certainly not - at least as far as I can tell. for gen z & millenials we're mostly chasing the dream of financial freedom *or* trying to build a personality/identity via collecting dumb popculture bullshit we like. (not saying i dont do it too).
@@thomasnaporano9822 Kenner's first run of star wars action figures, all worth quite a bit now, was in 1977. What generation do you think would be getting those?
29:30 No No No. The egg opens and another one of this kid comes out of it with his own egg. That's why he was so protective and creepy about it, that's how it multiplies.
I love how there was so little to talk about on this episode's tapes that even with a discussion of all eight tapes, it barely managed to reach an hour long
“I’ve always thought that unicorns were fantastical creatures!” “Well now that we’ve seen each other” said the unicorn, “if you believe in me, I’ll believe in you.”
So when you’re walking around a big vehicle like a bus or truck, if you can make eye contact with the driver they can see you. However, large vehicles have large blind spots and if you can make eye contact with the driver they can’t see you at all and you risk being run over. This is especially important with children since they’re short.
@@depolarization but it sounds like, the driver can see me and the driver can see me lol, they both needed to say each line AND each other's lines to make sense
@@johnt.campbell316 Not even close. Beanie Babies were NOTHING. Brilliant idea selling a children cuddle toy (designed to be a cheaply made, cheaply sold item which is acknowledged to be ruined by children within a year or two) as an exclusive collectors item (which is cheaply made, sold for high dollar, and bonus points people now jerked themselves into a froth treating these like collectibles, they'll take immaculate care of them and make future ones more able to fetch your top dollar), but they relied entirely on the seemingly endless and unconquerable ability for humans to be a moron. I mean, I just started a job at a thrift store. We have at least 1 giant plastic storage bin, plus 3 milk crate sized cubby holes by stuffed animals, plus another smaller bin with just McDonalds ones. That's only the stuff that's out in the store. There are 2 more full sized bins and another full one of McDonalds in the back. And that's only the stuff that was there when I started a month ago. McDonalds bin is getting stuffed full and there's a 3rd that's been started. People still don't give a shit about the things. intrinsically
I don't know why my reply got cut off, but I made a point about Funko Pops at the very least holding value because you can display them. Even if you grow out of it and give up a large collection of the "kiddy" Pokemon stuff or a giant wall of in the box, someone else will buy and display them themselves. No one above the age of 20 owns more than one Beanie Baby (98% of which would be a childhood toy you can't throw away, 1% of them will be like my mom putting a hippo on her dashboard as an inside joke, and the other 1% have a box in a closet they will never open because it was their parents investment in their future). But if an elite businessman in a swanky Manhattan office and get away with having a Peter Venkman or Batman or Michael Jackson pop on your bookcase, anyone can. That's why Funko's are just above "worthless"ness. Might have no real purpose at all and I might think they are idiotic, but I understand they can display and they're essentially advertising.
@@clairee527 lol. I know, right? Just say "Shut up, bro!! I collect them! Don't make fun of me!!" It's okay to collect them, but they will have the same worth as Beanie Babies in (short) time. But, yeah... I said the same thing about Pogs in '97... It wasn't true then either. I could literally write what that guy said about Beanie Babies but replace it with "Funko Pops" or whatever they're called, and it *will* be true in 20 years.
1:37 I just imagine Jay editing this trying to decipher "Neelix", but as soon as mike mentions Corky from Life Goes On, he immediately includes a picture for reference.
The ENTIRE Beanie Baby discussion mirrors the way people talk about NFTs and crypto - it's only worth anything because people are willing to pay for it 💀 at least you could line up Beanie Babies on a shelf.
i was just about to mention how it was made in my hometown before i saw this comment. i feel honored to live in such a city where this amazing media was filmed.
Everyone in the comments is going nuts because they mentioned that this will be the last Wheel of the Worst; but remember, this is the same video where they admit how much of a bunch of liars they are, so don't trust a damn thing they say.
I've kinda come to face the truth that SBF content has drooped a bit. I think I need to listen to the podcast again to get back into them cause the LPs aren't really doing it lately. It's not that anything is worse, it's just that it isn't changing or evolving. All they need is for Pat to say those thoughts out loud, then Crazy Talk can activate and things will improve
It's true, this is why I never want to see the Super Best Friends try to branch into movies, nor do I want to see Red Letter Media try to branch into video ga- Oh... wait...
I vividly remember watching a bus safety video involving a giant egg as a kid but in my memories the kids goes under the bus to get it and ends up getting run over. I can't imagine there are 2 egg based bus safety videos out there so I have no idea where this memory is coming from. Maybe the latent horror vibes of it infected my memories of the video.
I'd just like to note that Jack was 100% correct. Richard Steven Horvitz, voice of Invader Zim himself, was in "Get Street Smart: A Kid's Guide to Stranger Danger" as Corny. IMDb lists his role as "Capricorn", which explains the name Corny. This was shortly after his work in the English dubbing of Pom Poko, the Ghibli movie about the racoons that bounce around on their nutsacks.
Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy goooooooooood! After rewatching this video, I realized I think you're really onto something as there are 9 circles of hell. And this video features 8 VHS. Eeeeeekkk! I think the missing 9th one is a clue. But to what? What does it all mean?!?! *chews off fingers* ...Maybe RLM is trying to tell us what they really feel, what represents them. *attempts to solve the mystery* 1st video) Stranger Danger possibly represents the Second Circle/Lust since there's a creepy pedo lusting after some scary alien kid. Bleck! 2nd video) Safe Crossing may represent the First Circle/Limbo since it feels like you're in limbo while watching. 3rd video) Amazing Things possible represents the Sixth circle/Heresy. After the artsy opening, the video seemed disrespectful to art itself. 4th video) Nightmare on Drug Street maybe represents the Seventh Circle/Violence. It's often portrayed that drugs lead to violence. 5th video) Traveling with Ooga Booga represents Ninth circle/Treachery cos Ooga Booga's hardly in this. 6th video) Just Kidding definitely represents Fourth circle/Greed. The video was slapped together to make an easy profit. 7th video) Bear Attacks is an easy one. It represents the Third circle/Gluttony as there were plenty of bears eat humans jokes. 8th video) How to Spot Counterfeit Beany Babies represents the Eighth circle/Fraud - well, title speaks for itself! And I know, one would think RLM would be implying they're the fraudsters, but this clearly isn't the case. So, we're left with one: Fifth Circle/Anger. Oh, is that all? RLM is angry? Oh ok... Shit! That wasn't at all enlightening...
In regards to the "slow burn" molester, did you know that Jeff Goldblum's first big movie role is as Freak #1 in Death Wish? He rapes and murders Charles Bronson's wife and daughter.
I don't think they should stop; the wheels are the best episodes; I find learning about all these obscure videos interesting. I do think they should wait a bit before doing it again, because, I've seen fatigue setting in through the wheel episodes. you notice that, hiv / aids, and, hangin with Leo disapeared between 11 and 12 , and, there was a completely new set this time. it shows that more and more often they are passing on reviewing videos , when at first it seemed they just took the brunt of whatever they got. I could actually stand to see a retrospective of videos they passed on in previous epiodes, a " worst of the worst" out take vid.
It's been 7 years since this video released, I know, but I just thought I'd let you all know that Corny *is*, in fact, voiced by Richard Horvitz, voice actor of Invader Zim. Jack was right.
Rich Evans, Wheel of the Worst 13: "How come we can't get away from 9/11?" Also Rich Evans, Wheel of the Worst 18: "The highest place you can imagine is on top of the World Trade Center..."
Y'know, I hadn't thought of this before, but Jay's comment during the Stranger Danger tape, "I guess molesters aren't picky," is actually 100% correct, because they aren't. Child abusers, abusers in general really, don't care about how their victim looks, or even if they're related - They care about having power over another person above everything else.
I think they might actually be done with WotW. they have been getting more and more sick of it with every episode as they keep getting the most unwatchable crap in the world
So I am the kid in the video and I shit you not. It was first grade if I remember correctly, and I don't recall the bus driver as being the director - I remember it being an asian guy. Also I cried because they made me kiss some lady that wasn't my mom, I was mad because they wouldn't let me eat Lucky Charms cereal during a scene because I wasn't allowed to eat it at home and thought I would finally be able to have Lucky Charms, and also I scraped my knees from doing that scene where I drop the egg in front of the bus like 12 times. I swear to you that is me. AMA!
Holy shit I just remembered my elementary school actually showed us the “Get Street Smart” video when I was a kid. I had completely forgotten until the long repressed memory of a weird alien getting electrocuted on power lines was reawakened by a group of Wisconsin drunks spinning a wooden wheel.
Think we have reached the point where we need a remake of"How to spot counterfeit beanie babies". Or maybe a prequel so we can see how they got into beanie babies.
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They showed "Nightmare on Drug Street" in my health class in high school. My friends, you missed pure gold because the third story is truly twisted and wrong: a third grader overdoses on crack.
Yo! Wassup! I'm dead!
Sounds like a moral orel episode.
They give up too easy some episodes. Also "Jill" also played the stenographer on Night Court
@@shaggycan I never really understand why they give up. And after only a few minutes many times. It's not like these are two or three hour videos. You can watch it for 20 minutes to pluck the most interesting moments out of it.
Watching full videos is hard :(
Imagine that they gave up on the series here and didn’t make it to edged weapons. Would’ve been a tragedy.
Peter Behrend I don't want to think about that.
It would have been like 9/11 x 1200!!!
Rem lezar would have shed a tear
@@JustSkram so would Lemro
@@CaptainPRESIDENT Sweet Jesus that's One million ninety three thousand and two hundred.
"The artistic decision to go Becky, Becky, Vicky, Steve"
gets me every time
Jack is a treasure.
I have watched this video many times throughout the years and that one always gets me. Always.
Same here. I think it's just his cadence as he says it. It flows in a very fun way, and it's a fun phrase to repeat out loud.
I randomly remembered "Becky Becky Vicky and steve" and I made me laugh just thinking about it I had to come back to this video 😭😭😭
*I mix this up with David Lynch Trivia where Josh names his ex-wives*
"Traveling with ooga booga" sounds like an instructional video on how to smuggle drugs onto public transportation
Mike is now weaponizing his dementia to plant false memories into Rich’s mind. It didn’t work this time with the beanie babies but it will work some day
Ultimate gaslighting by Mike
Mike’s favorite hobbies are laughing at elderly, tormenting Rich Evans and gaslighting his friends
Don't forget, throwing Old, crippled, burn victims, down the stairs.......
....only if their named Anakin.
I WATCHED THAT FUCKING STREET SMART VIDEO IN 3RD GRADE AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS A FEVER DREAM FOR ALMOST 2 DECADES
lifeanddecay I had the same reaction when I saw the Nostalgia Critic review Felix the Cat. I saw when I was like 5 and spend 15 years that had to be a nightmare and couldn't be a real movie.
That "How To Be A Teenage Ninja" one in another episode was on constant rotation in my house and as far as I could tell no one ever saw it outside of our house. I also have no idea how that tape came to exist in our house.
It's delightful vindication when some of the weirdest bits of your childhood are confirmed to have existed.
Its a shame they destoryed Stranger Danger then, i thought they spared those three.
Rich Evans has seen so many shitty VHS tapes that he's starting to get a feel for them. Good. Phase 1 is complete.
Finally the neural network training is making the AI useful for something.
What is phase 2 then? Firing lazers from the butt while screaming in kantonese "I LOVE STAR WARS" and masturbating a Purg while Mike says at a distance: "That´s embarassing"?
@@shuouma7120 no, it's to turn him into a VHS player
@@aggressivebuttonmasher5486 All hail the new flesh.
Phase 3 is profit.
Holy shit, Tuco (Raymond Cruz) from Breaking Bad was in Nightmare on Drug Street! so now we know how Tuco Broke Bad.
Apparently Josh was wrong, Molest Town is a real place. It's called Hollywood...
Nick Jacobs or the Vatican...
Kevin Spacey :(
Also the south, the congress, the military and navy, the Midwest and etc.
Or the BBC london studios in the 70s.
@@trentn1127 um yeah, also don't forget penn state,
Someone mentioned this in the Wheel of the Worst #7 comment section, but I'll repeat it here: Steve in the Beanie Babies video is the same guy from the Dog Sitter video.
This is insane!
Ohh WILD yes it is! That moustache. Steve gets around!!
That's why the bank was foreclosing. He spent his family's savings on beanie babies
"He got raped so hard he flew into another dimension" - Mike Stoklasa 2016
This was the plot to Sucker Punch
@Science Bear I'm pretty sure that those girls were being abused by the orderlies. Notice that 'the mayor' is just the hospital admittance guy, and he's Amber's 'client' in the babydoll's mind.
@Science Bear He was so dumb that he got raped for effectively months straight.
>"I can't believe that anyone who could build a spaceship as sophisticated as this has never heard of a freight train."
>Shows footage of a passenger train
>??????
The same kid also said freight trains were designed to ship freight or people, which is bullshit. I expected better from a show of such high quality.
The ginger kid talking about trains sounds EXACTLY like Gary Coleman in "For Safety's Sake"
@@@Ranadinn Trains were a thing when the Nazis were in power.
@@SuperDevolution isnt it also true that when sherman made his march he tore up the railroads? Because Atlanta was a HUGE industrial city and its never been the same EVER
But also the airlines and "culture" in Atlanta are the draw now instead of other things
Clearly Corny hatched out of the egg and ate the little boy and his family.
Nah the kid survived and grew up to be the Slow burn Molester
The boy's head is in the fridge- Corny considers him his mother.
Corny lives in their house after he ate them. And slow burn knows it..
@@kerrychristensen7204 and then the reason his father is an incorporeal voice is because it was a dinosaur skeleton all along!
He didn't simply eat them, he incorporated the family and their house into the alien distortion we see in the video
This video destroyed my sense of humor. I named the npcs in my d&d game's Thieves Guild "Becky Becky Vicky and Steve" because of this goddamn video lmao
👍👍👍
Love it!
Nerd
Highly underrated post
Hi, I'm Vicky, this is my sister Becky, and this is my other sister Becky.
OMG Jack was right. Corny was played by Richard Horvitz, the voice of Invader Zim! The raping of DOOOM!!! I love that Jack likes Invader zim. It's one of My favourites
Oh no, Corny was Alpha 5??
Oh dear Christ you can't be serious. THAT'S HIM??
@@explodingtomahawks7589 It's most noticeable when Corny says "That house over there". I mean, all the voices in Invader Zim are digitally processed somewhat, but when you hear Horvitz speak in interviews, he's so close to Zim naturally that he clearly had the least amount of digital altering.
It's uncanny how Rich can see a tape and accurately guess what corny schtick will be on it.
"It wore its heart on its sleeve... just like the TY Beanie Babies" I just spat out my drink at this highly specific beanie baby humor
I'm amazed you haven't done a Beanie Babies episode yet
TWAM. Why do you hate womens' rights so much?
@@charlottecorday8494 out of pocket 😭
@@madmanpecosTell me when I'm telling lies.
When can we expect the next upload? The Evermore video was great!
In the same way that dinosaurs were making future oil and not realizing it, 80's vhs makers were making future entertainment.
@@janesmith1840 that's what Corny said...
Isn't most oil from the pre-dinosaur Carboniferous era?
@@atomic_wait Its mostly algae
@@janesmith1840 to the power of four
@@atomic_wait nah you're thinking of coal (particularly in Europe and North America). Oil is instead derived from plankton and algae in the oceans, so not dinosaurs.
I love how all it takes is a single line for Mike to be like "oh thats his bitchy sister"
"his sister's a bitch"
I think Mike mentions that he grew up with a sister so that one was probably personal for him
The actress who played Jill in Nightmare on Drug Street, Joleen Lutz, also played the court stenographer Lisette Hocheiser for the last few seasons of Night Court. She has an immediately recognizable voice.
“Felipe” is Raymond Cruz who has been in everything from Gremlins to Star Trek, Training Day, Blood In Blood Out, CSI, The Closer, and Breaking Bad.
The kid playing Felipe on Nightmare on Drug Street would grow up to become Tuco Salamanca. The more you know.
I'm surprised no one mentioned it was Raymond Cruz. Ding Chavez, baby!
Even funnier, he was in an episode of Freddy's Nightmares right after Drug Street.
What if Tuco is that kid in the video. Like, not the actor, but the character. Time warp, OHMIGAWWWWWD
TransparentLabyrinth
BOOOMM!!!
I caught that immediately, too One year later ...
Check out the IMDB page for Nightmare on Drug Street The "More Like This" section is definitely field by RLM watchers, and it includes such classics as "Kill Point", "Carnosaur", and "Surviving Edged Weapons".
Will you ever do a Wheel of the Worst: Rejects Edition? There are tons of tapes that the wheel never landed on that I wish we could have seen.
Qat Qatter I for one would love to see Magic Star Traveler.
Michael Arlowe Magic Star Traveler is the only thing I'm looking forward to
I think this episode explains why we dont see them. they are too bland and boring there is nothing to joke about.
Could _we_ do it?
Richie Derwald is my white whale
It's amazing to see that Tuco started first as a victim of drugs and eventually became a drug kingpin. It's nice when people move forward in life
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade our class watched "Stranger Dangers" and I left the room because it was too scary. I'm glad to see my fear was completely justified
The funniest thing to me about the whole "stranger danger" thing is that it actually does more harm than good. Less than 2% of child abductions are perpetrated by strangers, and there are multiple cases of missing children failing to be rescued because they wouldn't go for help from a "stranger." Yet so many parents still push the message onto their kids. Just kinda funny if ya ask me.
"What's a beaver's favorite drink?"
"I'm done with this."
I don't know why that fucked me up so much.
It’s funny to hear Mike rant about collecting pointless things knowing that he is now the proud owner of an impressive haunted item collection
Wow, Corny actually IS Invader Zim. Richard Steven Horvitz.
"If The Tallest found out that my sweet alien boipußßy was violated, they'd revoke my Invader authorization! GIR! FILL MY HOLES WITH WACKY GLUE!!"
@@diehounderdoggenalt That's more than uncalled for
diehounderdoggenalt oh thanks, that’s the most cursed reply ever. You bastard
diehounderdoggenalt my eyes are bleeding because of you.
@@swirlingabyss He was probably still upset about being in "Get Street Smart: A Kid's Guide to Stranger Danger". Don't hold it against him.
The egg video is, removed from commentary, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this show and I don’t know why Jay was the only one who laughed at “looks like he dropped the egg”
"We've got six tapes, and I've got a bowling ball. Guess what happens next."
Cut to Mike smashing the tapes with a sledgehammer.
I expected fire
I expected it to cut right to Mike dropping the ball on the tapes.
There's nobody I'm less surprised to see in a TMBG shirt than Jack.
he loves that band, pretty sure he mentioned going to their concert in some prerec stream
Yep, he is indeed a huge fan. He also has a t-shirt spreadsheet to ensure he never wears the same shirt twice on the show.
One of the fun things about the Beanie Baby craze was that during its height and even well into its decline, Beanie Baby vendors were a _fixture_ at gun shows in the US.
I swear to fuck, I'll be 80 years old and still laughing at all these episodes.
Thanks to dementia all of these jokes will be fresh and new too.
I actually watched the 'Stranger Dangers' video in my kindergarten class ( back in 1995). I only remembered because of that goddamn stupid looking alien. His 'zapper' would teleport him out of dangerous situations and into other dangerous or awkward ones. I think he 'zapped' himself into a couple's hot-tub date, if I remember correctly. It was fucking weird and stupid, even when watching it as a young child. For years I've been trying to find this video so I can prove to everyone that it exists. Thank you so much, Red Letter Media, for letting me relive this tainted childhood experience!
Yeah, corny is voiced by Richard horovitz, best known as the voice of zim, raz from psychonauts, Billy from Billy and Mandy, and Daggett from angry beavers. He's also the voice director for helluva boss and voices moxie.
So that's why so many people wanna fuck moxie
No wonder Moxie has daddy issues
We watched nightmare on drug street in 5th grade. I wish you kept watching because the girl “Jill” gets addicted to cocaine and steals from her family and friends to feed her habit and then dies of an overdose on camera. Then the little boy smokes weed with his friend and feels kinda funny so his friend tells him to smoke more and he dies because he had a rare heart condition. I remember thinking that was odd even as an 11 year old
My stranger danger video made it! I'm glad at least someone voted for it. It was pretty entertaining.
Brandon Cowell Holy fuck!!
You sick fuck :)
What address do people use to send them videos?
Your tape?
The Beanie Baby craze, and all those other speculative-market crazes from the 90s were entirely fueled by baby boomers being scarred for life because their parents all threw away their first-edition Action Comics 1, original Star Wars figurines, and all those other things that turned out to be worth thousands of dollars when they grew up (even though the only reason they're worth that much in the first place was because their parents threw them away). So any excuse to preserve a potentially valuable collector's item, they jumped on
@Teenlego Rich Evans is clearly part of the Greatest Generation how dare you disrespect him
@Teenlego He was born in 1977.
@@mvc9178 while the current speculative crazes are similar, their origins are certainly not - at least as far as I can tell. for gen z & millenials we're mostly chasing the dream of financial freedom *or* trying to build a personality/identity via collecting dumb popculture bullshit we like. (not saying i dont do it too).
Baby Boomers having Star Wars action figures? You’re all over the map with your ages here.
@@thomasnaporano9822 Kenner's first run of star wars action figures, all worth quite a bit now, was in 1977. What generation do you think would be getting those?
29:30 No No No. The egg opens and another one of this kid comes out of it with his own egg. That's why he was so protective and creepy about it, that's how it multiplies.
"Once again, this episode is just a series of failed executive decisions."
Welcome to Hollywood, boys - the only place where you fail *upwards*
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The "Slow burn molester"-stinger always gets me
Yeay! Prank footage from my hometown, Brussels, Belgium, on wheel of the worst. I am both honoured and deeply ashamed.
"Slow Burn Molester" is a great band name...
I love how there was so little to talk about on this episode's tapes that even with a discussion of all eight tapes, it barely managed to reach an hour long
Corny was the guy who voices Invader Zim. I think that was actually him in the costume too. He had to have been into his 30s at that point.
Poor bastard.
"Remember, I can see you"
"I know, and you can see me"
What.
That's like a line from the Wayside School books.
“I’ve always thought that unicorns were fantastical creatures!”
“Well now that we’ve seen each other” said the unicorn, “if you believe in me, I’ll believe in you.”
So when you’re walking around a big vehicle like a bus or truck, if you can make eye contact with the driver they can see you. However, large vehicles have large blind spots and if you can make eye contact with the driver they can’t see you at all and you risk being run over. This is especially important with children since they’re short.
@@depolarization but it sounds like, the driver can see me and the driver can see me lol, they both needed to say each line AND each other's lines to make sense
That "I can see you, you can see me" scene felt like a deleted scene from It Follows with the music.
Dr. Misterio is one letter of from copyright infingement.
Chad Van Oostendorp He's to good for the MCU.
R F “too good for the MCU”
this comment sure aged well.
Funko Pops are the Beanie Babies of the current generation.
Underrated comment. Very true.
@@johnt.campbell316 Not even close. Beanie Babies were NOTHING. Brilliant idea selling a children cuddle toy (designed to be a cheaply made, cheaply sold item which is acknowledged to be ruined by children within a year or two) as an exclusive collectors item (which is cheaply made, sold for high dollar, and bonus points people now jerked themselves into a froth treating these like collectibles, they'll take immaculate care of them and make future ones more able to fetch your top dollar), but they relied entirely on the seemingly endless and unconquerable ability for humans to be a moron. I mean, I just started a job at a thrift store. We have at least 1 giant plastic storage bin, plus 3 milk crate sized cubby holes by stuffed animals, plus another smaller bin with just McDonalds ones. That's only the stuff that's out in the store. There are 2 more full sized bins and another full one of McDonalds in the back. And that's only the stuff that was there when I started a month ago. McDonalds bin is getting stuffed full and there's a 3rd that's been started. People still don't give a shit about the things.
intrinsically
I don't know why my reply got cut off, but I made a point about Funko Pops at the very least holding value because you can display them. Even if you grow out of it and give up a large collection of the "kiddy" Pokemon stuff or a giant wall of in the box, someone else will buy and display them themselves. No one above the age of 20 owns more than one Beanie Baby (98% of which would be a childhood toy you can't throw away, 1% of them will be like my mom putting a hippo on her dashboard as an inside joke, and the other 1% have a box in a closet they will never open because it was their parents investment in their future). But if an elite businessman in a swanky Manhattan office and get away with having a Peter Venkman or Batman or Michael Jackson pop on your bookcase, anyone can. That's why Funko's are just above "worthless"ness. Might have no real purpose at all and I might think they are idiotic, but I understand they can display and they're essentially advertising.
@@Zenon0K calm down babe they're just toys
@@clairee527 lol. I know, right? Just say "Shut up, bro!! I collect them! Don't make fun of me!!" It's okay to collect them, but they will have the same worth as Beanie Babies in (short) time. But, yeah... I said the same thing about Pogs in '97... It wasn't true then either.
I could literally write what that guy said about Beanie Babies but replace it with "Funko Pops" or whatever they're called, and it *will* be true in 20 years.
1:37 I just imagine Jay editing this trying to decipher "Neelix", but as soon as mike mentions Corky from Life Goes On, he immediately includes a picture for reference.
The ENTIRE Beanie Baby discussion mirrors the way people talk about NFTs and crypto - it's only worth anything because people are willing to pay for it 💀 at least you could line up Beanie Babies on a shelf.
Exactly
Crypto has value because I can buy drugs with it. When I tried to buy Crack with my Princess Diana beanie baby I was chased off with a machete.
That's the only reason _anything_ is worth anything…
Physical property will always be worth more than strange, ethereal items...except Funko figures
Oh God zoomers have found rlm
"How come we can't get away from 9/11"
Rem lazar
I forgot They Might Be Giants even existed till I saw Jack's shirt.
Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Dr. Jackson Bright Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam. Why’d they change it, I can’t say; people just liked it better that way!
Their newer albums are great! Nanobots is as good as Flood IMO.
Is Wheel of the Worst 13 replacing my suicide? Let's find out!
Is Rich Evans laugh replacing my cancer? Seriously though they make dealing with this shit a whole lot more tolerable.
Arran Boon I'll kill myself with ya. We'll do it in front of a preschool, because that would be hilarious.
not mine
See you in hell!
I'm on board. Let's do this.
Sooooo... You still kicking?
My favorite part is when Mike gaslights Rich into owning beanie babies
I do like that they apparently saved the audio from the Dr Misterio intro before destroying the tape. Very catchy tune.
i can't believe egg-cellent idea was filmed in fukkin Syracuse, i didn't think anyone else lived here
Hello raidou
KAZ sup nerd (˙ ͜つ˙ )
I used to live there when I was little.
I can't believe the best of Just Kidding was filmed in Canada. I didn't think anyone else lived here.
i was just about to mention how it was made in my hometown before i saw this comment. i feel honored to live in such a city where this amazing media was filmed.
Everyone in the comments is going nuts because they mentioned that this will be the last Wheel of the Worst; but remember, this is the same video where they admit how much of a bunch of liars they are, so don't trust a damn thing they say.
Redlettermedia are just the Best Friends of movies. We are pleased by their suffering.
Maybe there can be a crossover episode one day. ALL the warriors.
The Best Friends definitely took a hit after Liam left, but things have been getting better lately. Woolie and Pat powered through the sadness.
I've kinda come to face the truth that SBF content has drooped a bit. I think I need to listen to the podcast again to get back into them cause the LPs aren't really doing it lately. It's not that anything is worse, it's just that it isn't changing or evolving. All they need is for Pat to say those thoughts out loud, then Crazy Talk can activate and things will improve
Kubloo How haven’t I seen this comment earlier? TBFP FO LIFE!
It's true, this is why I never want to see the Super Best Friends try to branch into movies, nor do I want to see Red Letter Media try to branch into video ga- Oh... wait...
Rich's reaction to a car full of kids being in a car accident 35:08 gets me every time.
"it's made by two tower productions"
"this is gonna be a disaster"
I vividly remember watching a bus safety video involving a giant egg as a kid but in my memories the kids goes under the bus to get it and ends up getting run over. I can't imagine there are 2 egg based bus safety videos out there so I have no idea where this memory is coming from. Maybe the latent horror vibes of it infected my memories of the video.
I'd just like to note that Jack was 100% correct. Richard Steven Horvitz, voice of Invader Zim himself, was in "Get Street Smart: A Kid's Guide to Stranger Danger" as Corny. IMDb lists his role as "Capricorn", which explains the name Corny. This was shortly after his work in the English dubbing of Pom Poko, the Ghibli movie about the racoons that bounce around on their nutsacks.
this episode was like a descent to hell, even with Satan laughing at the end
Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy goooooooooood! After rewatching this video, I realized I think you're really onto something as there are 9 circles of hell. And this video features 8 VHS. Eeeeeekkk!
I think the missing 9th one is a clue. But to what? What does it all mean?!?! *chews off fingers* ...Maybe RLM is trying to tell us what they really feel, what represents them. *attempts to solve the mystery*
1st video) Stranger Danger possibly represents the Second Circle/Lust since there's a creepy pedo lusting after some scary alien kid. Bleck!
2nd video) Safe Crossing may represent the First Circle/Limbo since it feels like you're in limbo while watching.
3rd video) Amazing Things possible represents the Sixth circle/Heresy. After the artsy opening, the video seemed disrespectful to art itself.
4th video) Nightmare on Drug Street maybe represents the Seventh Circle/Violence. It's often portrayed that drugs lead to violence.
5th video) Traveling with Ooga Booga represents Ninth circle/Treachery cos Ooga Booga's hardly in this.
6th video) Just Kidding definitely represents Fourth circle/Greed. The video was slapped together to make an easy profit.
7th video) Bear Attacks is an easy one. It represents the Third circle/Gluttony as there were plenty of bears eat humans jokes.
8th video) How to Spot Counterfeit Beany Babies represents the Eighth circle/Fraud - well, title speaks for itself! And I know, one would think RLM would be implying they're the fraudsters, but this clearly isn't the case.
So, we're left with one: Fifth Circle/Anger. Oh, is that all? RLM is angry? Oh ok... Shit! That wasn't at all enlightening...
The Fifth Circle is the episode of Wheel of the Worst itself. All this what clearly means is that tey are all dead and/or are trying to summon Satan.
In regards to the "slow burn" molester, did you know that Jeff Goldblum's first big movie role is as Freak #1 in Death Wish? He rapes and murders Charles Bronson's wife and daughter.
Charles Bronson married his own daughter?
@Screming Man Underrated comment
@@screamingmanvevo lol
I love how basically none of these videos even made it to IMDB.
God I hope they are joking about being done with the wheel.
They already did once so who knows
I think not. There's only so much mileage in any format for both them and us.
Jon Deal And one day you will my son, but not this day.
I don't think they should stop; the wheels are the best episodes; I find learning about all these obscure videos interesting. I do think they should wait a bit before doing it again, because, I've seen fatigue setting in through the wheel episodes. you notice that, hiv / aids, and, hangin with Leo disapeared between 11 and 12 , and, there was a completely new set this time. it shows that more and more often they are passing on reviewing videos , when at first it seemed they just took the brunt of whatever they got. I could actually stand to see a retrospective of videos they passed on in previous epiodes, a " worst of the worst" out take vid.
mullet I guess we still have plinketto..
I can tell Mike had a lot of fun editing this video, good job Stokes!
I've finally figured it out. Mike and Jay are actually Fred and Barney. R.I.P. BOTW, you will be missed.
Dan Schoening surprised there isn’t fan art of that
It's been 7 years since this video released, I know, but I just thought I'd let you all know that Corny *is*, in fact, voiced by Richard Horvitz, voice actor of Invader Zim. Jack was right.
Rich Evans, Wheel of the Worst 13: "How come we can't get away from 9/11?"
Also Rich Evans, Wheel of the Worst 18: "The highest place you can imagine is on top of the World Trade Center..."
I'd rather lose a family member than this series
I've already sacrificed my brother as an offering to RLM.
Does that mean my abusive dad dies AND I get more BOTW?
Particularly uncle brad
michael hall Fuck him.
Yes
Stranger dangers isnt complete without a blue laser firing into the sky
Wait - is the Beanie Baby host not the Dog Sitter guy?
Chris Buchanan I think it is
Chris Buchanan definitely.
very good point it does look exactly like him I thought he looked familiar
Wow lol good to know
Btw, it's confirmed, Steve Cantin is the guy in both the Dog Sitter VHS and How to Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies. Google it
Y'know, I hadn't thought of this before, but Jay's comment during the Stranger Danger tape, "I guess molesters aren't picky," is actually 100% correct, because they aren't. Child abusers, abusers in general really, don't care about how their victim looks, or even if they're related - They care about having power over another person above everything else.
Nah I prefer an attractive victim
The actor from Nightmare on Drug Street played Tuco Salamanca on Breaking Bad.
His voice immediately gave him away
Dr Mysteriou song sound like the freaking Pokémon theme
i hope this isn't genuinely the last wheel of the worst
And you know this how?
Because he isn't fucking stupid.
I think they might actually be done with WotW. they have been getting more and more sick of it with every episode as they keep getting the most unwatchable crap in the world
Gabriel Leyva I can see that. Nothing can be as good as The Shoji Tobuchi Show.
Michael Kuzmanovski It's all downhill after the rape tape.
The alien control panel is an Odyssey 300 Pong machine with some extra crap stuck to it.
36:00
"Space Cop is better than this!"
"That's a high compliment"
So I am the kid in the video and I shit you not. It was first grade if I remember correctly, and I don't recall the bus driver as being the director - I remember it being an asian guy. Also I cried because they made me kiss some lady that wasn't my mom, I was mad because they wouldn't let me eat Lucky Charms cereal during a scene because I wasn't allowed to eat it at home and thought I would finally be able to have Lucky Charms, and also I scraped my knees from doing that scene where I drop the egg in front of the bus like 12 times. I swear to you that is me. AMA!
1. Do you still have a copy of the video?
2. Any memories of how you were directed regarding the egg and believing a dinosaur was gonna hatch from it?
If you FUCKS are done with the wheel, you better do another choose n lose episode with Len
kabasinski Len Hey Len, can't you just punch Rich Evans over and over again until they bring you back?
what's wrong with "fans" ?
Come to think of it. RLM does have a PO box. I bet Rich would love to get some beanie babies.
Red Letter Media, PO Box 400, Oak Creek WI 53154
Your name is both the best and worst thing I've ever read
I dunno what it is, but there's something about Jack's reactions in particular that crack me up the most.
Mike's face when he finds out the Beanie Baby box is collectible is classic.
Holy shit I just remembered my elementary school actually showed us the “Get Street Smart” video when I was a kid. I had completely forgotten until the long repressed memory of a weird alien getting electrocuted on power lines was reawakened by a group of Wisconsin drunks spinning a wooden wheel.
This may have been a happy accident, but I think reviewing eight videos at once was more fun than reviewing three videos at twenty minutes a pop.
Isn't the guy in the beanie baby video also the guy in the dog sitter video!?
Yes. I went and checked.
ReadyBody holy fuck
I thought the same thing when I saw him, and apparently there's a reason I did.
"We gotta put magnetrons in the Beanie Babies!"
LMAO
The End of Wheel of the Worstgelion
Doge Man IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNN
Doge Man Rich Evans after jerking the droid: “I’m so fucked up”
You Can (NOT) Spin the wheel
The intro had me laughing so hard. "...as you can plainly see, the tapes have already been attached to the wheel."
That zoom in on Jack is the greatest reaction gif I have
I was going to watch some porn, but this works too I guess.
What's the difference?
The amount of shame X how much effort it takes
....just like most of RLM's videos
Dude actually same. Can you imagine if we had jerked off at the same time? It would've been magical...
I want your juicy, rich meat.
I was searching for Rogue One non-spoilers' site. I think that I found my safe place.
"It´s a torture device of the modern age". Poetry. Pure poetry. Just like When Rich Evans laughs, that is also poetry.
please continue wheel of the worst RLM
Wheel of the worst for lyfe yo
I assume they've done that all along, we wouldn't know otherwise. If a tape is so shitty they can't do a discussion then why talk about it?
Think we have reached the point where we need a remake of"How to spot counterfeit beanie babies". Or maybe a prequel so we can see how they got into beanie babies.
jacks kidnap county joke was criminally underappreciated
OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE POST ALL OF safe crossing an eggcellent idea...I NEED TO SEE THIS WHOLE THING
GUYS. GUYS. THE GUY FROM COUNTERFEIT BEANIE BABIES IS THE GUY FROM THE DOG SITTER VIDEO. HOLY SHIT. GUYS.
"A- A crab!?" 30:59 kills me every time. Pure incredulity and confusion
The "Slow Burn" Molester part gets me every time.
Mike and Rich’s chemistry at the start of the video is fantastic.