@@theres1dentevil Love me some Newcastle! Nobody here understands that it's good cool/room temp. Not cold. Which is nice when you're busy around the house and forget about it...
Jim is underrated. I've seen people say he's boring, but I think he's absolutely hilarious. His humor is extremely dry and subtle. He doesn't chime in as often as the others, but when he does it's usually gold.
I showed my cousin Steffan AKA Mr Wiggles your review of his tape, he said "were in the world did y'all find a copy of that" he laughed and said he was that brings back memories
I wrote a song: Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here
Imagine this: You're a young woman, maybe 16 years old. Your crazy aunt invites you to a two day seminar on Womanhood and Sisterhood. You're not sure, but your mom guilts you into it because your aunt already spent money to reserve you a seat. So you go, and the seminar is held in some older woman's house while her husband is out camping, They start the seminar off with a short movie, which she pulls out of a basket near the tv that's clear has been sitting there for years, and happens to be the Old Croning movie. You watch it, the woman leading the seminar cuts is short, saying she "only likes the first part." Your aunt asks what you thought, you go "eh", and she agrees. YOu don't understand or agree with everything that happens in the seminar, but you come away feeling a little closer to understanding your crazy aunt. That's the only time I can think of anyone watching the Crone movie.
This is the first song I ever learned. Ragnar the Red. Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the red Who came riding to Whiterun from o'l Roriksted. The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of old battles and gold he had made. But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red When he met the shield maiden Matilda, who said. 'Oh you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed.' Then came clahsing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal. And the braggard named Ragnar was boastful nomore As his ugly red head rolled around on the floor.
As a Canadian that grew up in the 80s, I remember watching "Hug a Tree to Survive" in elementary school. Thanks for bringing back all those horrible memories of shitting my pants when I was in grade 4.
What I love about Rich Evans is that he is 100% on-board for jokingly making a fool of himself. Like, this is literally the second time he's jokingly breakdanced on camera in order to destroy a tape. He routinely gets hunted for sport by the various VHS tapes and fast food mascots that haunt his life. You gotta be a pretty secure guy to be able to just go "hell yeah I'll act like a doofus on camera, that sounds fun as hell". Rich Evans, absolute hero.
I mean the whole segment on Wiggles was dumb, there's plenty to shit on in his video but his dancing isn't one of them. He is legit a legendary dancer and one of the most famous poppers out there and has contributed a lot to the dance community, he is so good he is still dancing today and flying all over the world. These videos were the real dance videos, shitty instructional videos.
Mr. Wiggles is actually pretty well respected in the popping community, having been in the legendary pop/lock crew The Electric Boogaloos. That video, in particular, taught a lot of people how to tut, but it definitely shows its age. It's like an early iteration of that dance style and wasn't really well developed, and future dancers would end up doing it much better (Poppin John comes to mind). The footage was not edited well either. I can see how it wouldn't be interesting to people outside the popping community. Also, bonus fact, that second video is early footage of David Elsewhere, who would also become a fairly well respected dancer in the popping community, known for his experimental style. You may also recognize him from his cameo in You Got Served, and as the body double for Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland when he did that dance bit at the end of the movie.
The whole point on the anti-porn video wasn't to warn against porn but for early internet men to learn where to find it when they weren't computer literate while having plausible deniability.
I woke up one morning to 4 guys half way through talking about some bad movie , must have fallen asleep watching TH-cam again. Little did I know that I had stumbled upon my favorite TH-cam channel. The last 4 days I have solely watched you guys . Just so good. Loving it.
the Wicker Man is fuckin borderline experimental, I still don't understand that fifteen minute song near the beginning where she's dancing around in the nude and tapping the walls
@@TorinR90turtle dreams is genuinely pretty cool but avant garde shit like that isn't for everyone. Crone ceremony video is like peak useless middle-upper class white feminism. New age BS and appropriation of native culture and alllll
Bergz17 yeah I thought he sounded just like Obi Wan. His Paul McCartney imitation earlier was pretty good too, and sounded nothing like the the obi wan impression
I gotta say that whole "can't close the porno" has a solid basis in reality. Back in the day some sites would change your homepage and other shenanigans. I know this from firsthand wholesome Christian research.
I was looking for this comment... when I was in highschool back in the 90s, I went to a porn site I couldn't close and several windows opened up covering my pc with boobs and I was like "My moms gonna kill me!!!"
"In the field of psychology, the Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."-Wikipedia
Thank you! I knew there was a name for this, but all I could remember was it being mentioned in an SFDebris review where he explains one of the reasons Neelix is such an insufferable character.
I thought RLM would know but basically the bit about porn sites taking over your computer isn't misinformation. It took a long time before operating systems and browsers started to react to the ways porn sites abused html specification, browsers and their bugs. Didn't help that basically Win95 and Win98 had no OS security. They assumed any executable that websites offered for you to download were safe to run with administrative privileges, so basically the only limiting factor for people wanting to take total control over your computer was their own lack of programming experience. With Windows NT/XP things got a lot better on OS side, and you started to get open source browsers that tried to control the damage going to a random website could cause. But 90's? Things were scary af.
I just had post-traumatic flashbacks Websites could add bookmarks to your desktop without permission, each closing window opened a new one. Javascript had control over mouse and keyboard and could click on buttons. JavaApplets had free access to your system. It was a nightmare
@@NinjaKurosai I don't think they auto downloaded. But they were dangerous to install. And they were SO unusable. Microsoft made some really clunky things.
In case anyone was interested: I did a quick search on "Croning Ceremony" and that rabbit hole was way deeper than I initially anticipated! From what I've been able to find, the Croning Ceremony (also known as "Saging Ceremony") is a rite of the Unitiarian Universalism Religion, which up until this point I didn't even known it was a thing. Apparently this religion is a Christian derived, kind of "cult-like" (at least it seems that way) religion, that believes in unity among everyone regardless their beliefs, gender and other stuff (apparently they accept everyone there, even if you're an atheist you can be part of that religion -I don't even know how that can work). They also seem to be way more "women focused" than your average religion usually is. They have five ceremonies for women, all of which are related to women's fertility (two are about miscarriages during pregnancy, one's for girls who just had their first period - called "Menarche or Red Tent Party" - , one's for birth and the last is the croning ceremony that basically is a celebration of menopause) but only one for men.They also even have a "coming out celebration" for LGBTQ people. An incredibly weird and new age cult I didn't know about up until this point.
Equalized, that's why I said they were "kind of cult-like (at least it seems that way)" (although to be fair in the end of my comment I did unfairly call them a cult). In my research I went to some websites and that's the type of vibe I got from them, but I know not all religions are cults (and I agree with the description you gave of "cults being led by malicious people") which is why I wasn't sure of call them that.
Yeah, there are a couple UU churches in my area and I wouldn't describe them as cultlike at all. Cults are characterized by being isolationist and following charismatic leaders. UU churches are pretty much for the kind of person who says "I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious", and they really welcome anyone to participate (or not) at any time.
Hey, pop-ups were REALLY hard to get rid off back in the day. I've experienced moments of panic, trying to get porn pop ups to go away, before my parents showed up.
Smilebit So true. I'm not sure why Mike was all pretending like he'd never been in that situation. Your only escape was quitting your internet browser entirely.
This video legitimately came out during what feels like my lowest point in my life, thanks for making feel a little better and making me smile again Redletter media
10 minutes in and the wheel definitely contains the most debauched collection of tapes it's ever had. On the bright side, I've never seen Mike this jolly. It won't last.
Hey man, in the 90's unstoppable waves of porn pop-up ads and pop-ups that pretty much hijack your computer were a real thing. Close one and two more would appear.
I should add that those infamous, infinite pop-ups are still out there as a relic of bygone age. Hiding in executable such as "Free Netflix Launcher.exe" or etc. Targeting unsuspecting people who are new to this "World Wide Web" thing. Once you run the .exe, 500 different codes of pop-up will be installed directly into every corner of hard drive. To this day, many tech support personnel can attest for customer who needs help resolving their pop-up problems...
@@audreyalbritton1435 but in the words of Mike: "Gay Lifestyle.... fuck that guy" at 51:20. Indicating, that Mike is clearly not a red-pilled homophobic bigot.
@@Heavysweating I think Mac and Jay have good chemistry, and Jim and Mike have good chemistry. Collin has chemistry with everyone, he just seems like the type of guy you really get along well with.
@@Eisenwulf666 my last two brain cells when i have something important i’m supposed to be doing: wise woman wise woman, wise woman here, wise woman young woman giving me her best
"In the field of psychology, the *Dunning-Kruger effect* is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."
Yeah, and the RLM guys are the ones who more aptly fit that descrition for thinking they pop and lock and not look completely fucking stupid. I'd never heard of Wiggles and, shit video notwithstanding, he wasn't bad and was actually pretty damned good. That Canadian guy probably needs to drink a fifth of whiskey to do the chicken dance at a wedding.
Child Of Nature you have access to the internet, ability to think and type, free time to watch a show, and you probably live in a western nation with easy access to clean water and sanitation. Yeah I’m sure your life is a “miserable nightmare” lol. Try focusing on the ways you’re fortunate instead of complaining.
"It's a star wars movie. Who cares if our current reputation is a joke as far as star wars goes and everybody heard about all the stuff that happened behind the scenes that have proven in other films to cause terrible flops? We don't need to push with marketing because it'll obviously be a hit from positive word of mouth considering that it's probably the second best Star Wars movie we have produced right? Right? .....Guys?" -Kathleen Kennedy (aka: A Disney executive who is super definitely going to still be emplyed this time next year. Spoken at a business meeting leading up to the marketing campaign for "Solo: A Star Wars Story")
I never thought I'd see my worlds collide with Mr. Wiggles and RLM. But he's actually a hugely influential figure in the Hip-hop/Popping community, that inspired a generation of dancers. He's really OG. THAT SAID, boy was "Volume 1" bad looking, lol.
Thank you. I have a cold and been feeling pretty under the weather, but a blanket, a cup of tea and a new hour-long RLM video are just what I needed to feel a bit better.
It's nice to see these hacks come up with new, refreshing, industry changing ideas...like a big wheel with bad movies on it but this time it's horizontal instead of vertical...VERY COOL
The COVID panic ain't going anywhere for at least 2 more years, and the economic impact of this nonsense ain't going anywhere for at least a decade and half.
Typos leading to porn? I remember in the mid/late 90s top search results for Michael Jordan were unrelated porn sites. The 90's internet was the wild west of pop-ups and porn.
Paul Rippcord yeah what a great time to go through your formative years... I was essentially raised by Encyclopedia Dramatica, it’s great, hasn’t led to any dysfunctions or psychoses at all
Apparently, most of the time when kids get like really lost, they'll pick someplace and sit down when they realize they're lost. Adults...adults will think they can deal with this shit, and pick a direction, possibly the entirely wrong direction, and keep moving. So really, it's adults that need to Hug-A-Tree TM.
@@michaelccozens There's a line between dumb arrogance and confidence in one's abilities. I know you don't know me from Adam, but I assure you that I won't just pick a direction and keep moving unless I know where I'm going. I've done plenty of navigating off-road, both on foot and in vehicles, with and without GPS, with and without a map, and I haven't gotten lost. It's all about having situational awareness and being able to terrain associate. You're right though that many (most?) adults will be on the wrong side of the line and think, in their arrogance, that the direction they've picked to move is the correct one. This is how people die of dehydration and exposure in the Grand Canyon, for instance.
I’m really glad that “hug a tree and survive Canada” made it on the show ..... I found that little gem in the Army surplus/ Pawn shop in Whitehorse Yukon they used that video for Educational purposes in the early 90’s with scouts Canada 🇨🇦
*Mike finishes his drink.*
*Waits 10 seconds and no one hands him a new one.*
"What is this, prohibition?"
Here in Milwaukee that *is* considered prohibition.
That's considered Prohibition in the UK too.
@@theres1dentevil Love me some Newcastle! Nobody here understands that it's good cool/room temp. Not cold. Which is nice when you're busy around the house and forget about it...
@@jackasschicken5922 I hear what you were saying about people's insistence on drinks always having to be cold...
@@matthuckabey007 ?
"It's got the shitty quality, audio, and video of, like . . . a beheading."
One of Jim's greatest hits, I was howling
Jim is underrated. I've seen people say he's boring, but I think he's absolutely hilarious. His humor is extremely dry and subtle. He doesn't chime in as often as the others, but when he does it's usually gold.
@@benwenger1002 He grows on you with time. After my seventh watching of episodes with canucks I started liking him very much.
@@EuroRhodes Yeah he grows on you like a tumor. Spreading laughs throughout your entire body.
On a rewatch while playing Elite Dangerous. 21:57 , another good Jim moment.
Jim has a nice personality
I showed my cousin Steffan AKA Mr Wiggles your review of his tape, he said "were in the world did y'all find a copy of that" he laughed and said he was that brings back memories
How did he came up with this idea?
Me fail english? That's umpossible.
Does he still dance? I recognized him instantly because he was in the music video for Limp Bizkit's "Rollin".
Tell your cousin that his video was extremely amusing, you know what I’m saying?
@@alexander1112000
Will do
Every time the Canadians show up it inevitably ends with mocking the elderly.
I guess because Jim hates it and they do it on purpose.
And Racism
What else do you do with old people?
the canadians
That's what we do here in Canada
mike is literally turning into Plinkett before our eyes
Waiting for the day he get's drunk and brokes his hip, becoming a wheelchair bound angry asshole
Larry the Cable Guy had the same issue. It used to be a joke character. Now it's who he is.
Wait. Who is Mike
Mike is actively croning
@@michaelmoratto He's a CIT?
Your guy's content has incredible rewatch-ability, I find myself binging through the Best of the Worst playlist regularly.
J.P.N I think I have seen this episode like 4 times and I still laugh hysterically
That's because it's so dense
Same here
Half in the bag as well
The best is when you're halfway through the playlist and you get the notification for a new BOTW
I wrote a song:
Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here
Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here
Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here
Obviously, Rich Evans is Gallic for "wise woman".
He changes everything he touches.
Everything he touches chhhhhaaaannngeessssss.
@@JBaum55 This comment literally made me cry-fart
It gives anyone withing audible range adult onset diabetes
Wise Evans, Young Evans, nestling me at his breast
Wise Evans, Young Evans, giving me his best
"I've had several... I would call them spiritual experiencies", said the Irish lady from New Jersey.
That translates to "I've done lots of drugs".
I have Irish blood and am from Texas, so basically what I'm saying is that I'm coming back in full leprechaun garb when I visit Ireland.
Or alternatively she means "cheated on my husband with a charming Irish man and had the best sex of my life."
She lives in a all crone commune in Minnesota, does she look like she has a husband? She saw a postcard in a thrift store and schlicked to it.
Solas these words have never been said in that order in the history of the Irish or sex
@@LetsSmokePodcastthe “Irish Curse” is true
Imagine this: You're a young woman, maybe 16 years old. Your crazy aunt invites you to a two day seminar on Womanhood and Sisterhood. You're not sure, but your mom guilts you into it because your aunt already spent money to reserve you a seat. So you go, and the seminar is held in some older woman's house while her husband is out camping, They start the seminar off with a short movie, which she pulls out of a basket near the tv that's clear has been sitting there for years, and happens to be the Old Croning movie. You watch it, the woman leading the seminar cuts is short, saying she "only likes the first part." Your aunt asks what you thought, you go "eh", and she agrees. YOu don't understand or agree with everything that happens in the seminar, but you come away feeling a little closer to understanding your crazy aunt.
That's the only time I can think of anyone watching the Crone movie.
Then she goes back into her room and watches RLM on TH-cam, and goes "Hey, I've seen that video! It's just as shitty as they said it was!"
This is such a strange, bewildering comment
Sounds oddly specific.
This comment is definitely autobiographical
Plot twist - there was never a husband
That old lady on the drum is like a Skyrim NPC
It's infuriating how hard this made me laugh; I don't even play Skyrim.
This is the first song I ever learned. Ragnar the Red.
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the red
Who came riding to Whiterun from o'l Roriksted.
The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of old battles and gold he had made.
But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield maiden Matilda, who said.
'Oh you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed.'
Then came clahsing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal.
And the braggard named Ragnar was boastful nomore
As his ugly red head rolled around on the floor.
Robert Barrass you sir deserve a gold star for this
I agree but that could go for any NPC you run into in any world.
Have you heard of the high elves?
After hearing “Ishtar!” I was expecting at least one “2, 3, 4!”
Same
These men are pawns!
I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads
3, 2, 3, 4; 4, 2, 3, AND…
*These men are PRAWNS!* I, too, remember District 9.
Jim comparing Mr. Wiggles to a beheading video gets me every time
I know the Canadians don’t wear the same outfits every time but it feels like they do
Colin's got the polo and khakis, it's his signature look.
nick your to famous to be in this comments, gtfo ly
Colin be like 'Should I wear the Fred Perry or the Fred Perry?'
They wear Canadian clothes. That's how Canadians look dontcha know, eh? (Said in a thick Minnesotan/Canadian accent)
Hedgpig yep they do wear the same faces each time.
As a Canadian that grew up in the 80s, I remember watching "Hug a Tree to Survive" in elementary school. Thanks for bringing back all those horrible memories of shitting my pants when I was in grade 4.
I love Rich breaking into "I was just waiting for a MAN to walk in and focus them, but it never happened!" while everyone else just stared at him
Rich failing the Bechdel Test 🤣
When someone else does it: mansplaining.
When Rich Evans does it: comedy.
The guys untouchable!
@@lucamckenn5932that's true, the part with the native American man and he immediately started talking about firewater 😂
Rich really knocked it out of the park with that Babe Ruth observation.
Pun Police!
Idán Shir We need a pun buddy cop movie.
He really stepped up to the plate. Didn't even bat an eye.
NukeTheShoggoth I tip my hat to you sir.
His joke was a homerun!
What I love about Rich Evans is that he is 100% on-board for jokingly making a fool of himself. Like, this is literally the second time he's jokingly breakdanced on camera in order to destroy a tape. He routinely gets hunted for sport by the various VHS tapes and fast food mascots that haunt his life. You gotta be a pretty secure guy to be able to just go "hell yeah I'll act like a doofus on camera, that sounds fun as hell". Rich Evans, absolute hero.
Rich Evans is a treasure. My spirit animal.
Also helps that he’s smoldering hot
Please Rich don't be like Chris Farley or John Belushi. We are laughing with you, not at you; except probably Mike.
It all started with dick the birthday boy and the ride never stopped.
The Babe Ruth line and bring me fire water had me literally in pain. Beautiful work.
The "Babe Ruth" realisation, and the reaction, will never, never get old to me - impossibly funny
Never get old, unlike the crones...
I'm gonna hide over theeeeere
Ishtar was mentioned and you didn't play the full trailer?
Hack frauds.
David Prichard I wanted that so much
I was both relieved and disappointed
3 2 3 4 4 2 3 AND!
I think they're wonderful!
*castanets play*
These men are pawns.
Holy shit, the wheel is STACKED with interesting stuff. Hope they keep this wheel lineup for a long time.
The stand-up wheel was better for shots, but this one is well made.
yeah, I would've never guessed some of them even existed. Definetly keepers
I really want to see that "video friend" one.
@@1080TJ "Youre my robot frieeeeend, my Robot....Friend"!
-Butters
Jim's impression of Mr. Wiggles saying "I can't go any faster, you know what I'm sayin'" is an underrated BOTW joke
I’ve come to think that Jim is the funniest guest star on the program.
I love his impression of the evangelical "cyber-porn" guy
I mean the whole segment on Wiggles was dumb, there's plenty to shit on in his video but his dancing isn't one of them. He is legit a legendary dancer and one of the most famous poppers out there and has contributed a lot to the dance community, he is so good he is still dancing today and flying all over the world. These videos were the real dance videos, shitty instructional videos.
@@MC-rs6vw I heard his name in a Black Star song. I've seen some of his stuff on TH-cam and he is good!
HOW FAST CAN YOU GO? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
"I was gonna say Aunt Beru, but she got burnt up... HAHAHAHAHAHA" -- Mike Stoklasa
*SNORT*
Mr. Wiggles is actually pretty well respected in the popping community, having been in the legendary pop/lock crew The Electric Boogaloos. That video, in particular, taught a lot of people how to tut, but it definitely shows its age. It's like an early iteration of that dance style and wasn't really well developed, and future dancers would end up doing it much better (Poppin John comes to mind). The footage was not edited well either. I can see how it wouldn't be interesting to people outside the popping community. Also, bonus fact, that second video is early footage of David Elsewhere, who would also become a fairly well respected dancer in the popping community, known for his experimental style. You may also recognize him from his cameo in You Got Served, and as the body double for Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland when he did that dance bit at the end of the movie.
You lost me at Electric Boogaloos. You are memeing. You can't not be memeing.
@@PointsofData not a meme dumbo
the popping community
@@jbarbeau92 TBF it's a pretty niche topic. You can't expect hack frauds to know this stuff
I sometimes think of this, I think it's pretty cool
“That’s where Star Wars was filmed”
“Very cool”
“Very cool”
Very cool
AND I CLAPPED
@@gaiusjuliuspleaser Did the table clap, too?
very very cool
I clapped
"Attack Of The Crones" lol.
Game of Crones
Begun the crone war has
He’s got an army of crones
Crone Wars
yes please, id love some scones
Someone make a “Wise Woman” remix.
with Mr Jiggles dancing
Rap and funk?
Why do we need a remix? It's perfect already.
Scott Reed It could certainly be enhanced with Rich Evans’ cover of the song.
The Action Brick Wasn’t “Wise Woman” used as part of the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack?
Notice that Rich Evans has a pillow placed strategically over his lap throughout the Crone Ceremony video.
He was hiding his “croner”
@@pdlagasse lol
@@pdlagasse Brilliant !
Oh. Ohh noooooo.
Oh like we all weren't jerkin our gerkins to Babe Ruth
The whole point on the anti-porn video wasn't to warn against porn but for early internet men to learn where to find it when they weren't computer literate while having plausible deniability.
"She got out an anatomy book, although I think it may have been a People magazine"
if you think about it, aren't all anatomy books people magazines
Well, both do have the inside story.
Alright, that be buried gold.
Oh shit my mom must be a fucking doctor or something
I woke up one morning to 4 guys half way through talking about some bad movie , must have fallen asleep watching TH-cam again. Little did I know that I had stumbled upon my favorite TH-cam channel. The last 4 days I have solely watched you guys . Just so good. Loving it.
The universe wanted you to find them
What a great story :)
Welcome to insanity ;)
Cheers from Canada
I really miss Jim and/or Colin. They're fantastic on this show
The Croning is a boderline experimental remake of The Wicker Man
the Wicker Man is fuckin borderline experimental, I still don't understand that fifteen minute song near the beginning where she's dancing around in the nude and tapping the walls
"55 minutes of new age nonsense"
Poor, naive Rich had no idea of the existence of Turtle Dreams. It was a simpler time.
I went to the star star star star...
Not quite. That's the difference between new age and avant-garde. They can be remarkably similar at times, though.
@@Belgand In my experience New Age is just Avant-garde for drop outs
@@TorinR90turtle dreams is genuinely pretty cool but avant garde shit like that isn't for everyone. Crone ceremony video is like peak useless middle-upper class white feminism. New age BS and appropriation of native culture and alllll
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Waiting for the 3 hour supercut loop of Rich doing "wise woman".
Careless Whiskers the audio of him singing over the video of him dancing like Mr Wiggles.
!remind me 2 days
Colin your Alec Guinness impression was pretty good we all laughed. Mike was just too drunk to get the reference.
You mean Ewan MacGregor?
Bergz17 yeah I thought he sounded just like Obi Wan. His Paul McCartney imitation earlier was pretty good too, and sounded nothing like the the obi wan impression
@@Gryffilion It's really an impression of Ewan MacGregor doing an Alec Guinness impression
Jobi One Canobee
Mike was just recalling 22:00 and assumed it was that joke again
I gotta say that whole "can't close the porno" has a solid basis in reality. Back in the day some sites would change your homepage and other shenanigans. I know this from firsthand wholesome Christian research.
I remember frantically closing pop up windows as new ones opened, I didn't understand what viruses were at that point.
I was looking for this comment... when I was in highschool back in the 90s, I went to a porn site I couldn't close and several windows opened up covering my pc with boobs and I was like "My moms gonna kill me!!!"
Can you guys please put the Rich dancing part onto a VHS and put it on the next Wheel of the Worst.
Yes. Know what Im sayin?
By 2026, the gang's collective dementia will have worsened to the point where they won't remember having put that tape there.
“Videos that are painful to watch.”
That wouldn’t qualify.
"Something that strikes a particular person's interests", "like teens"
There is no way they didn't know what that would sound like.
The way Rich just nonchalantly said she looked like Babe Ruth just exemplifies his genius
"Wise Woman" would be a great choice for hiphop sampling -- "Wise woman, wise woman, show me dem thighs woman"
"Wise woman, wise woman, shake dat ass nice woman"
out of control porn pop-up mayhem was a problem back in the day though ...
so kids, don´t take your ad-block add-on for granted !
YTWanderer I know a friend who encountered during high school computer lab. Hilarious.
I totally forgot about those. The first porn I saw was a crazy anime ad.
Malware, redirects, unwanted downloads... it's truly distressing that the honorable profession of pornography would resort to such shameful tactics.
I was surprised they didn’t remember the popup-hells of the 90’s. They are/were more godly than me...
They even stop you from unplugging you computer!
Mike:
"The millennium falcon doesn't fight eachother.. What are you, Stupid?!"
Jim:
"star wars"
It’s extra funny because Jim made a super-detailed model of the Falcon at one point
I'm so glad you pointed that out. I can't stop cracking up at Jim's answer
Jim’s opening line of the video: “I’m Star Wars”
@@FairEnoughDude Yeah, that thing is super fancy, hoping it's stowed away in a safe place.
@@ryanmartin6580 That line gets me every time. Cheers from 2023
"In the field of psychology, the Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."-Wikipedia
You could apply this to any kind of ability, I guess.
Thank you! I knew there was a name for this, but all I could remember was it being mentioned in an SFDebris review where he explains one of the reasons Neelix is such an insufferable character.
I call it the kanye west syndrome.
Ahh yes... the placeebee affect
Came here to post this.
Laughing at Old People: Volume IV
"She looks like Babe Ruth." and the subsequent laughing fit is still one of my favorite moments.
I thought RLM would know but basically the bit about porn sites taking over your computer isn't misinformation. It took a long time before operating systems and browsers started to react to the ways porn sites abused html specification, browsers and their bugs. Didn't help that basically Win95 and Win98 had no OS security. They assumed any executable that websites offered for you to download were safe to run with administrative privileges, so basically the only limiting factor for people wanting to take total control over your computer was their own lack of programming experience.
With Windows NT/XP things got a lot better on OS side, and you started to get open source browsers that tried to control the damage going to a random website could cause. But 90's? Things were scary af.
@@NinjaKurosai maybe? Didn't Windows Explorer used to have a way of downloading controls that were in machine code? Directx controls or something.
I just had post-traumatic flashbacks
Websites could add bookmarks to your desktop without permission, each closing window opened a new one. Javascript had control over mouse and keyboard and could click on buttons. JavaApplets had free access to your system.
It was a nightmare
@@joshuascholar3220 Do you mean ActiveX ?
@@CoffeinshockDe yeah.
@@NinjaKurosai I don't think they auto downloaded. But they were dangerous to install. And they were SO unusable. Microsoft made some really clunky things.
She straight up looked like BABE RUTH. That was a good observation.
I love when Collin starts laughing really hard. It's very contagious.
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In case anyone was interested: I did a quick search on "Croning Ceremony" and that rabbit hole was way deeper than I initially anticipated! From what I've been able to find, the Croning Ceremony (also known as "Saging Ceremony") is a rite of the Unitiarian Universalism Religion, which up until this point I didn't even known it was a thing. Apparently this religion is a Christian derived, kind of "cult-like" (at least it seems that way) religion, that believes in unity among everyone regardless their beliefs, gender and other stuff (apparently they accept everyone there, even if you're an atheist you can be part of that religion -I don't even know how that can work).
They also seem to be way more "women focused" than your average religion usually is. They have five ceremonies for women, all of which are related to women's fertility (two are about miscarriages during pregnancy, one's for girls who just had their first period - called "Menarche or Red Tent Party" - , one's for birth and the last is the croning ceremony that basically is a celebration of menopause) but only one for men.They also even have a "coming out celebration" for LGBTQ people.
An incredibly weird and new age cult I didn't know about up until this point.
Equalized, that's why I said they were "kind of cult-like (at least it seems that way)" (although to be fair in the end of my comment I did unfairly call them a cult). In my research I went to some websites and that's the type of vibe I got from them, but I know not all religions are cults (and I agree with the description you gave of "cults being led by malicious people") which is why I wasn't sure of call them that.
Thats me as well :3
But really a spiritual group that practices acceptance for different beliefs and sexualitys.
Yeah, there are a couple UU churches in my area and I wouldn't describe them as cultlike at all. Cults are characterized by being isolationist and following charismatic leaders. UU churches are pretty much for the kind of person who says "I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious", and they really welcome anyone to participate (or not) at any time.
Tximino M atheism is just a lack of belief in a god(s), not any other unifying belief
TWO ceremonies for miscarrying? The fuck are they doing, feeding eachother chlorine during the second trimester as an unrelated ceremony?
What happens when Mike becomes the elderly himself. will he hate himself?
1: He's already elderly
2: He already hates himself
3: ''When'' is a bold statement considering his glass beer bottle addiction
To quote Jack Packard "I'll be dead loooooong before then"
He already hates himself
@@danielv5822 couldn't have put it better myself
@@christianhoffmann8607 how do you feel knowing you will live to see everything you love die?
That the RLM boys could pop just as good as Mr Wiggles, testifies to how great of a teacher he is.
The first Wheel of the Worst to be uploaded since I started watching! As a new fan this is an exciting moment!
Wish I could watch the episodes again with fresh eyes
At it’s core... RLM is really a story about F A M I L Y
You hackfraud
Good timing. It took them twelve years to make Wheel of the Worst 17.
If you haven’t already watch the edged weapons episode
I demand a 15 minute tape of Rich Evans doing whatever kind of dance he wants. I have money. We can make a deal.
I love Colin’s eyes closed, head back, mouth open laugh
Hey, pop-ups were REALLY hard to get rid off back in the day. I've experienced moments of panic, trying to get porn pop ups to go away, before my parents showed up.
That's one of those special childhood memories you never forget because the panic gets instilled into your DNA.
The magic of youth.
truuuuuuuuuuu
Almost as bad was some damn horror movie ad that just made a scream the second you moused over it. That scared the shit out of me as a kid
I read this as 'before my parents showed me'
Smilebit So true. I'm not sure why Mike was all pretending like he'd never been in that situation. Your only escape was quitting your internet browser entirely.
This video legitimately came out during what feels like my lowest point in my life, thanks for making feel a little better and making me smile again Redletter media
K19 wasn’t a grade thing but thanks
How are you doing now? I hope the bad times have passed a bit
@K19 what an asshole
whenever i turn on a BOTW and Colin and Jim are there, I am instantly happier.
10 minutes in and the wheel definitely contains the most debauched collection of tapes it's ever had. On the bright side, I've never seen Mike this jolly. It won't last.
Hey man, in the 90's unstoppable waves of porn pop-up ads and pop-ups that pretty much hijack your computer were a real thing. Close one and two more would appear.
I should add that those infamous, infinite pop-ups are still out there as a relic of bygone age. Hiding in executable such as "Free Netflix Launcher.exe" or etc. Targeting unsuspecting people who are new to this "World Wide Web" thing. Once you run the .exe, 500 different codes of pop-up will be installed directly into every corner of hard drive.
To this day, many tech support personnel can attest for customer who needs help resolving their pop-up problems...
And people say they miss the 90s Internet...
@@KingThrillgore You realize Mozilla literally is Netscape under a new name, right?
I just remembered again that Internet Explorer still exists, and wondered again, why?
I used that excuse when I got busted too!
Colin's face just puts me in a good mood... I can't explain it
"And yeah you know, I agree with pastor Jim, homosexuality is a sin"
"...WHAT?!"
Best moment right there
So do you agree with Mike or...?
To this day I still can't tell for certain if he's joking. Mike's on a whole nother sarcasm plain of reality.
Andy Albritton - He does immediately call it "disgusting Christian propaganda," so I assume he's joking.
Sean Barker Yeah, but in the words of Jay: "Was THAT sarcasm?"
@@audreyalbritton1435 but in the words of Mike: "Gay Lifestyle.... fuck that guy" at 51:20. Indicating, that Mike is clearly not a red-pilled homophobic bigot.
FACT: "Celebration of Age" is the prequel to "Hereditary".
RaymLovesEggs im glad someone else thought this
I'm sure a younger Ellen makes an appearance in an unseen croning ceremony.
I want a Bronze statue of Rich Evans laughing in the center of my city because that would be a great pick me up each day !
With constant speaker audio bellowing out of his mouth
Instead of a Buddha I want a rich Evans
@@geraldgeraffe2209 No, on the hour as a clock. You get a number of laughs for the top of the hour, and half a laugh at the bottom of each hour.
@@geraldgeraffe2209 Sounds like something that would have been used in Waco
How did they go this whole episode without a "crone's disease" joke?
@@drankydrank1 Bud-uhm Tssssss
Because they're pretty funny.
Because it's a sensitive issue for Rich.
or a "celebration of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAids" joke
I had a friend who died from Crohn's Diesease complications. I gotta tell you that if he still was here, he would have gleefully made that exact joke.
can we all agree that jim and colin ( besides len) are among the best guests in rlm history
Lil' McDouchebag they should move to Hoth with rlm, or wherever the snowy fuck place they live
@@Cincystone That's right, Hoth, Milwaukee
@@CrasterFamily honestly, even tho Macaulay is a decent guest, the Canadians have better chemistry with rlm
@@Heavysweating I think Mac and Jay have good chemistry, and Jim and Mike have good chemistry. Collin has chemistry with everyone, he just seems like the type of guy you really get along well with.
I sing the Wise Woman song as a weird tic while I’m just going about my life now. These videos have infected my brain. Thanks assholes 💝
wiiise women, wiiiiiise women, wise women here..
@@Eisenwulf666 my last two brain cells when i have something important i’m supposed to be doing: wise woman wise woman, wise woman here, wise woman young woman giving me her best
Yakaty Sax.
I sing it to my cat.
Orange cat, orange cat, orange cat meowin here
The bearded canadian allways looks so sad and miserable, how could you be sad and miserable while you are sitting next to Rich Evans?
"Im jim."
Jim=Canuck Mike
Because in addition to sitting next to him, he can also smell him.
I get this feeling he might not like Rich very much, from how he barely looks at him or responds to his statements.
Dude I'm pretty sure Jim's just always stoned.
Thanks for all the blue screen footage of Rich, i'm sure no one will do anything with that
love at 31:04 when colin does a perfect ewan mcgregor impression and mike inexplicably thinks he's doing paul mccartney
They were talking about McCartney in the Croning video at one point
It's because of 22:00 *Mike kept that joke with him*
"In the field of psychology, the *Dunning-Kruger effect* is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."
buuut Mr. Wiggles is hip hop legend. Actually.
But whyyyyyyyyyyy did you have to mention the don.
@@christophzeit6282 enjoy 2020 lol
So neckbeards?
Yeah, and the RLM guys are the ones who more aptly fit that descrition for thinking they pop and lock and not look completely fucking stupid. I'd never heard of Wiggles and, shit video notwithstanding, he wasn't bad and was actually pretty damned good. That Canadian guy probably needs to drink a fifth of whiskey to do the chicken dance at a wedding.
An hour of escape from the miserable nightmare that is my life. Thanks RLM.
Cheers, my fellow sufferer.
Child Of Nature you have access to the internet, ability to think and type, free time to watch a show, and you probably live in a western nation with easy access to clean water and sanitation. Yeah I’m sure your life is a “miserable nightmare” lol. Try focusing on the ways you’re fortunate instead of complaining.
Actually, I live in Rich Evans' basement.
Ꭺ FᎬᎪᏚᎢ FᎾᎡ ᏟᎡᎾNᎬᏚ
... I'll see myself out.
A murder of crones.
The CRONE WARS
Tomorrow never crones
Attack of the Crones
Game of Crones
HOW DO YOU NOT PLAY THE ISHTAR TRAILER AFTER THEY SAID THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
3 2 3 4 4 2 3 and!
These men are pawns...
They were just a couple of songwriters...
Who came to Ishtar to break into show business
NEXT THEY WILL BE HAILED AS THE TWO MESSENGERS OF GOD
Was I the only one who wanted it to land on the stand2pee tape?
Hopefully they bring it back.
Insert Trump joke here
Nope
Mitchzer0 III I just assumed it was a VHS of Step Brothers.
Pastor James Robinson wanted that as well.
When mike finally lets himself laugh freely it is joyous
12:49
One guy in polo looks like grown up Dewey from Malcom in the middle
I actually cant watch this video right now because I've been living at my local cinema seeing every showing of SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY
I am in very serious financial debt
Lexpionage Someone's gotta see it.
"It's a star wars movie. Who cares if our current reputation is a joke as far as star wars goes and everybody heard about all the stuff that happened behind the scenes that have proven in other films to cause terrible flops? We don't need to push with marketing because it'll obviously be a hit from positive word of mouth considering that it's probably the second best Star Wars movie we have produced right? Right? .....Guys?"
-Kathleen Kennedy
(aka: A Disney executive who is super definitely going to still be emplyed this time next year. Spoken at a business meeting leading up to the marketing campaign for "Solo: A Star Wars Story")
There was more than one?
Well you watched star wars as a kid so its your fault.
Man, that Babe Ruth joke at 12:23 really hit a home run...
You're out!
[Baseball charge theme starts playing]
I never thought I'd see my worlds collide with Mr. Wiggles and RLM.
But he's actually a hugely influential figure in the Hip-hop/Popping community, that inspired a generation of dancers. He's really OG. THAT SAID, boy was "Volume 1" bad looking, lol.
The guy in the viral video who can actually dance is David "Elsewhere" Bernal.
I know who David Elsewhere is. Don't see how that's relevant.
KoopaOviasu When not doing weird king tut shit, is he actually decent?
Mr. Wiggles is basically the George Washington of the Popping community and RLM just shit all over him.
Yeah he's a badass, RLM better watch their backs if they show up to any dance shows after this.
Thank you. I have a cold and been feeling pretty under the weather, but a blanket, a cup of tea and a new hour-long RLM video are just what I needed to feel a bit better.
Do you have AAAAIIIIDDDDSSSSS???
Rich's whole attitude and reaction to the Croning Ceremony video is why I keep coming back to this playlist
oh no it's sleepy canadian and wakey canadian
Had a crappy day today, but coming home and seeing this on my TH-cam activity feed turned everything around. Bless you, you talent-less hacks!
Holy crap, this has got to be one of the best episodes of Best of the Worst, ever. It brought me to tears twice.
I'm also very drunk
Welcome to being the default target demographic.
The host crone talks with the same cadence as Max Landis
Forevertowander Do you mean under influence of drugs? If so I agree.
That’s an insult to the host crone.
It's nice to see these hacks come up with new, refreshing, industry changing ideas...like a big wheel with bad movies on it but this time it's horizontal instead of vertical...VERY COOL
Very cool
I love how Mike tries to finish the discussion and Rich totally derailed it into a fantasy discussion about Mr. Wiggles working at Tesla.
Omg, the batteries on fire
Fun fact: That millennium falcon toy is now worth ten times more after being destroyed by Mike. It has touched the hands of God.
So when's Rich Evan's croning ceremony?
The best part of COVID going away is Jim and Colin being able to come back to the RLM Studio eventually
Yeah, about that...
"going away"
Dont worry, once we get ahold of Mr. Plinketts antibodies we're all in the clear
The COVID panic ain't going anywhere for at least 2 more years, and the economic impact of this nonsense ain't going anywhere for at least a decade and half.
@@LessDevoid what happened
Typos leading to porn? I remember in the mid/late 90s top search results for Michael Jordan were unrelated porn sites. The 90's internet was the wild west of pop-ups and porn.
Haha, I missed that one. Good times.
Pretty sure that was because before google, most search engines would just accept whatever you (essentially) tagged your website with.
Paul Rippcord yeah what a great time to go through your formative years... I was essentially raised by Encyclopedia Dramatica, it’s great, hasn’t led to any dysfunctions or psychoses at all
100% porn sites lived off typos and just the browser misreading your intentions lol
Hey recently Mediafire put a bitcoin miner on my pc from a popup ad, so I guess that practice is still going strong to this day!
That mr wiggles website now serves an even greater purpose now
What was it? I tried but then it took too long and I got worried I was like downloading a virus
Lol it's hardcore Asian porn .
ROFL website just crashed
same lol
Now I have something to do later tonight.
I come back to this video every few months and watch the part where Rich says the old lady looks like Babe Ruth.
The Nonaccomplishments of Elderly Women: A Star Wars Story.
I almost spit out my water when I read this comment.
Apparently, most of the time when kids get like really lost, they'll pick someplace and sit down when they realize they're lost. Adults...adults will think they can deal with this shit, and pick a direction, possibly the entirely wrong direction, and keep moving. So really, it's adults that need to Hug-A-Tree TM.
VorpalDerringer the truly baffling part is that any adults ever get lost in the first place. Get some situational awareness, you fucks!
@@michaelccozens There's a line between dumb arrogance and confidence in one's abilities. I know you don't know me from Adam, but I assure you that I won't just pick a direction and keep moving unless I know where I'm going. I've done plenty of navigating off-road, both on foot and in vehicles, with and without GPS, with and without a map, and I haven't gotten lost. It's all about having situational awareness and being able to terrain associate.
You're right though that many (most?) adults will be on the wrong side of the line and think, in their arrogance, that the direction they've picked to move is the correct one. This is how people die of dehydration and exposure in the Grand Canyon, for instance.
I’m really glad that “hug a tree and survive Canada” made it on the show ..... I found that little gem in the Army surplus/ Pawn shop in Whitehorse Yukon they used that video for Educational purposes in the early 90’s with scouts Canada 🇨🇦
The “Wise Woman” melody sounds way too similar to the little beginning guitar strum to “Come and Get Your Love”
And the end is Soft Kitty from the Bing Bag Theory.
Wise woman, wise woman, whats the matter with your head, head?
Wise woman, wise woman, whats the matter with your mind and your sign and a, ohohoh!
RLM had me at..."The Canadians are back". Thank you in advance.❤️
This is the funniest Best of the Worst episode ever, 3 years after first watching it I’m still singing ‘Wise Woman’ while I’m at work 😂
Time to drink heavily and pretend I have friends for an hour!
Preach
That's real, and that's ok.
I swear I see you comment this everytime and it's gone from funny to worrying.
haha likewise :P So true it's not even funny lol
Gamestop story: watching RLM behind the counter.