CRAZY stuff found in prison wallets

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  • @MichaelDavis-zf6nt
    @MichaelDavis-zf6nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    They ask if I had any drugs, knifes, or guns "on" me, they never ask about "in" me.

    • @quintonblake1249
      @quintonblake1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Michael Davis I knife can't fell well coming out.

    • @candle_eatist
      @candle_eatist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ew lmao

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quinton Blake That's the easy part, going in is when it gets ya

    • @blackferrets820
      @blackferrets820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you got a point

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big Daddy I mean if you sheathe it then it’s just a pointy butt plug.

  • @Remon_
    @Remon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    The receipt killed me, it's like that guy literally uses it everday casually

    • @Smile-uu2yg
      @Smile-uu2yg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Its even funnier cause it a Cvs receipt which everyone knows that there are extremely long.

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those things have extreme chemicals

    • @jamesonbeck6644
      @jamesonbeck6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I guess he was just loadin everything up in a hurry and accidentally grabbed a couple extra items. . .

    • @harageilucid4352
      @harageilucid4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My guess is he was planning to use/sell as rolling paper.

    • @joshualocicero6799
      @joshualocicero6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People do actually mainly ones who get arrested often

  • @MrRedsjack
    @MrRedsjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    The CVS receipt killed me. Those are super long. I can just imagine him selling oxycodone to another inmate and than saying: hold up, you need the receipt. Than proceeds to turn around, pants down, and out of his butt comes the receipt while he is making the cash register printing noise with his mouth.

    • @warturtleprime4480
      @warturtleprime4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like how you first receive a receipt from the stores machines,but slower

    • @shjkesnc3502
      @shjkesnc3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao XD too good

    • @JulianL09
      @JulianL09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legit got Tylenol, foot long receipt just for it

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @Joe-oi6eh
      @Joe-oi6eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great imagery lmaoooo

  • @MWExpressions
    @MWExpressions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4559

    Officer this is not my butt Im holding it for a friend

    • @maxwellsharp2918
      @maxwellsharp2918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bruh you're on fire with these comments. Lmao

    • @wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605
      @wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      “How did that 10 inch gun get in there?!? That’s not mine, the wind blew it in.”

    • @gavinfenstemaker2405
      @gavinfenstemaker2405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      VictorySaber_CVPI you best me to it! 😂

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Somebody else musta worn my butt while I was sleeping and put it in there...

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Works every time. Can confirm.

  • @ethanlevesque3777
    @ethanlevesque3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    Imagine having to fart and playing Russian roulette at the same time

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      If you’ve got stomach problems it basically is both.

    • @Teal_Jimmy
      @Teal_Jimmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well f*ck I guess

    • @CanadianRunn
      @CanadianRunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cryamistellimek9184 Indeed

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cryamistellimek9184 it's been my life since I got IBS

    • @its_anonymous1289
      @its_anonymous1289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You never done that?

  • @rhanson2281
    @rhanson2281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I spent 15 years working in a prison, I've seen so many of these. Funniest one was when i was a detention Sgt we brought an inmate through our sally port...he couldnt clear the metal detector. We knew why...he had a phone in his prison wallet. The officer had managed to get the number through some solid investigation work. As we were talking to him the officer went into the sally port office and called the number. Unfortunately for the inmate....he had left the phone on and it was on vibrate. It was very hard not to stand there and laugh as he started twitching every time it rang. He stood there pretending nothing was wrong, so the office kept calling the phone until he realized we were calling the phone and he finally broke down and admitted asking us to please stop calling it.

    • @BLOCKBOI3RD
      @BLOCKBOI3RD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      🤣🤣🤣 it was tickling his prostate

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Did he have to see a doctor for a "condition" that lasted more than 4 hours?

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @mrwonderful2142
      @mrwonderful2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Keep calling until the battery dies 💩

    • @happyfre1857official
      @happyfre1857official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHHAHAHA

  • @steel6366
    @steel6366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    Smuggler: Want to get high?
    Other prisoner: yeah
    Smuggler: _drops pants and farts cloud of coke_

  • @MWExpressions
    @MWExpressions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    Literal crack money

    • @ArcadiaOccult
      @ArcadiaOccult 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆

    • @thefuck7175
      @thefuck7175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He has so much money it fall out his arse

    • @FordMustangFoxbody
      @FordMustangFoxbody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks for the shitty jokes, sir.

    • @ArcadiaOccult
      @ArcadiaOccult 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FordMustangFoxbody 🤘

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literal assburgers

  • @dr.kevorkian7535
    @dr.kevorkian7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Imagine holding these things in your hand and thinking " this'll fit "

    • @audreyazwell
      @audreyazwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      even worse imagine not being wrong about it lmfao

    • @tothestars3958
      @tothestars3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@audreyazwell This got me so bad 😂

    • @robintenghult7307
      @robintenghult7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty gay xD

    • @audreyazwell
      @audreyazwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tothestars3958 thank you fr 😆

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That .38. Jesus.

  • @ambervictoria11
    @ambervictoria11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    I’m actually wondering how they can fit all this stuff up there. I’m disturbed

    • @LadyMaria_AstralClocktower
      @LadyMaria_AstralClocktower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Dog Faced Pony Soldier they start watching cams girls w cucumber and try then get arrested

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Barrel first, the cheeks do the rest.

    • @BennyFNV
      @BennyFNV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They're preparing for when they drop the soup.

    • @gabreshaa8234
      @gabreshaa8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ask my wife lmaoooo

    • @mrtortoise3766
      @mrtortoise3766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Zesty Viking raccoons can fit in 4 inch holes rocket the raccoon can mess you up if he wanted

  • @mohammedAli-xd5dq
    @mohammedAli-xd5dq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    florida man found hiding inside a wallet

    • @BrushEm
      @BrushEm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Prison wallet*

    • @lisalentile177
      @lisalentile177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @bobjordan4239
      @bobjordan4239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @timbrwolf1121
      @timbrwolf1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Florida man smuggles boyfriend out of prison in prison wallet

    • @GHOSTCOONZ
      @GHOSTCOONZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey never know a man in usa got caught with a fold able rocket launcher up his ass

  • @cheesythegamer9771
    @cheesythegamer9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “Yo do you have a cigarette”
    “Yeah but your not going to like we’re it came from”

    • @goofy9697
      @goofy9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “ yeah BUTT your not going to like where it came from”

    • @goofy9697
      @goofy9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Monotone Man me neither man

  • @AKStovall
    @AKStovall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    he had an entire CVS receipt in his exhaust pipe? them things are like 500 miles long....

    • @porcelainkoi
      @porcelainkoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nakamura Sora imagine if he got a paper cut

    • @liamcarmichael3160
      @liamcarmichael3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that is the best way ive evr seen the words exhaust pipe used

    • @Supatrader
      @Supatrader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he wanted the coupons

    • @tdogj2084
      @tdogj2084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @tonyflamingosucks6590
      @tonyflamingosucks6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you’re questioning that but ignoring that a man stored a whole KNIFE in his ass?

  • @dabidoHUN
    @dabidoHUN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Sir, I have no idea how this revolver got there. It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

    • @TheCornbreadthief
      @TheCornbreadthief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dávid Katona real donut fans will understand

    • @Teal_Jimmy
      @Teal_Jimmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The wind shoved it up my a**

    • @lisalentile177
      @lisalentile177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The wind blew it up my ass

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He must have fallen on it

  • @gavindunlap724
    @gavindunlap724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine being the guy watching the prison surveillance and all of a sudden you see one of the inmates plug a charger into his prison wallet to charge his phone

  • @JD-tl7ld
    @JD-tl7ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Does a rectum work as a suppressor in the case of a negligent rectal discharge, or will a person rip the loudest fart of their life, as they shuffle off this mortal coil?

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was thinking something similar when seeing that Derringer.

    • @frealms
      @frealms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Science!

    • @dublinoseven3279
      @dublinoseven3279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It really just reduces the muzzle flash.

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yep. Silent, but deadly.

    • @edwardnygma4531
      @edwardnygma4531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only if you use a cat, there are internet videos on how it’s done.

  • @xecular9399
    @xecular9399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Pssst, hey man
    *Opens prison wallet*
    Wanna buy some spicy ramen?

    • @traceanthony3588
      @traceanthony3588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noooooooooo

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Chocolate covered ramen

    • @gigamut11b86
      @gigamut11b86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Only used once.....................................I'll leave now

    • @BigBrainNicky
      @BigBrainNicky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guarantee you someone would eat that.

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *W i t h e x t r a s p i c e*

  • @tylerbrennon4023
    @tylerbrennon4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm trying to figure the physical logistics of the full sized pistol. XD

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nahoj6121 🤮🤮🤮

    • @fuumax7969
      @fuumax7969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nahoj6121 not with attitude

    • @pepelepew8147
      @pepelepew8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The barrel definitely went in first

  • @stephanieflaherty5715
    @stephanieflaherty5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Imagine you are in a argument with a guy were the guy you are arguing with proceeds to pull a revolver out of his butt.

    • @Megamalarkey
      @Megamalarkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OH YEAAAAHHH!!!
      *BRRRRAAAPPPPP*
      NOW WHOS A BITCH, BITCH!!!

    • @jdw221221
      @jdw221221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's a shitty way to die

    • @butter7734
      @butter7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone is talking about the gun. Who the fuck eats food that was shoved up someone's ass?

    • @Stuart_Dooley
      @Stuart_Dooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The last sound you hear is a fart

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Officers: shoot the gun
      Then shit splatters everywhere

  • @SteBradburyDesign
    @SteBradburyDesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    This is the first time I have heard the term 'prison wallet' and I have to say, I really like it.

  • @BeardedBaldGuy87
    @BeardedBaldGuy87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:56 laughed my ass off when lemon pepper wings recipe was recommend when u mentioned it.

  • @radoaron8324
    @radoaron8324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Next news: Florida man tries to smuggle AK-47 in jail in his prison wallet.

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @N8WulfCommander 300 hundred round drum mag fully auto

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @N8WulfCommander especially a stamped steel mag... so many sharp edges

    • @sovietnugget8237
      @sovietnugget8237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@issstari954 with extra 1000 rounds in an ammo can

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sovietnugget8237 5000 minim lol

    • @brandongoodwin203
      @brandongoodwin203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah more like a rpg7

  • @hunterbarnett2191
    @hunterbarnett2191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Lost it at " Jim we need you to come shoot the butt gun" 😂😂😂

    • @thenutbucket5971
      @thenutbucket5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "But I shot the last butt gun"

    • @theginjaninja132
      @theginjaninja132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Uurm have you got any of those standard issue marigolds left"

    • @jasonmccombs8123
      @jasonmccombs8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hunter Barnett quick robin, shoot the butt gun at them.

  • @williamdurham7722
    @williamdurham7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It took me until halfway thru your vid to figure out what a prison wallet was...now I'm just sad and silent and really glad I had good parents.

    • @natefontana5757
      @natefontana5757 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don’t drop the soap

  • @jonmartin43
    @jonmartin43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    That .38 though... Man had to flex mad hard

    • @boogityboo1467
      @boogityboo1467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not the first time he had a 10 incher up there

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How though?

    • @TactaGhoul
      @TactaGhoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I guess you could say he was a 'crack' shot with that revolver.

    • @stephenmitchell3569
      @stephenmitchell3569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch just trying not to think about it!

    • @chadkampster7425
      @chadkampster7425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I heard he had 3 speed loaders and 2 boxes of ammunition, glasses and earmuffs also. He was just going to the range and forgot his gun case.😢

  • @jerbus7956
    @jerbus7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Donut, you missed the perfect pun.
    “A derringer in the derrière.”

  • @alfred.fjones1699
    @alfred.fjones1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:25 has me rolling around laughing
    But man the dude got some moves for someone in prison

  • @HELPD3SK
    @HELPD3SK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Haha that one guy had everything from the center console of his car up there.

    • @brianking9215
      @brianking9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right was waiting to hear he had $1.37 in change too...

  • @BOSKD
    @BOSKD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Aren't corrections officers mean Fort Pirates? Taking our booty from...our booty.

    • @aarakocralivesmatter6643
      @aarakocralivesmatter6643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BOSK I like your prof pic

    • @BOSKD
      @BOSKD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aarakocralivesmatter6643 thanks it's daddy thumb.

    • @aarakocralivesmatter6643
      @aarakocralivesmatter6643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BOSK R E C O I L I M P U L S E

    • @BOSKD
      @BOSKD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aarakocralivesmatter6643 that's my safe phrase when doing intense larping in mom's basement.

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fort pirates lmao

  • @killerscarf3704
    @killerscarf3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Man dances then sets cam on fire” imagine that headline lol

  • @kaitoshijo
    @kaitoshijo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    All the more reason not to do drugs. They may have been in someones prison wallet.

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean only in jail

    • @RFxSukhoi
      @RFxSukhoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bobthebuilder1360 Nah, drug mules sometimes take them over borders and on flights in the prison wallet.

    • @roguegen5536
      @roguegen5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You'd think they'd have made that a part of the DARE program.

    • @Frost059HD
      @Frost059HD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RFxSukhoi if you're buying shitty Mexican brick weed, sure! Most people get weed from local growers/dispensaries these days :)
      That's some war on drugs anti weed shit lmao

    • @josh6706
      @josh6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobthebuilder1360 or if you get it from a street corner dealer.

  • @DCTrain
    @DCTrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Karen was *STRETCHED* 2:54

    • @HamsammichesTv
      @HamsammichesTv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605
      @wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She took the kids, that’s what she gets.

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bet you she was really into butt stuff with such a capacity.

    • @killernanny4315
      @killernanny4315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least you know she loves it in the ass, though.

    • @valeriavagapova
      @valeriavagapova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why in the world do y'all think she put it up her ass? She's female, she got a much more convenient and safer nature's pocket.
      Also, Maths time. We have no idea what volume the packets were, but let's just guess they were basic 1g baggies. The volume of each baggie was probaby at most 1cm3 each (even if we assume same density as water, which heroin probably isn't), which means 54cm3 in total, which is equivalent to a ball 4.7cm in diameter (which is comparable to the size of an average menstrual cup). It's not a huge thing to put up a vagina at all, in fact I'm surprised she even felt it. And this was a generous calculation assuming density of heroin being same as water (when in reality tar heroin is like a rock judging by the pictures, it's probably a lot more dense (and therefore smaller in volume)). So yeah, I doubt anything got stretched.. Aside from your imagination

  • @corwinmoore5764
    @corwinmoore5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Recently found your page and now binge watching everything keep doing what you do

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    0:35
    !!! Is that really a S&W Model 19 ? I bought mine used, I am going to sanitize it now just in case

    • @88integra
      @88integra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a Model 10.

    • @mrblowhard2u
      @mrblowhard2u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looks like a model 10 by the ejector rod.

    • @aaronengland8289
      @aaronengland8289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If you got it from Georgia I'd sanitize it anyway just to be safe.
      You might also try soaking it in diesel fuel.
      Or lava.

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i think a quick sniff would tell you if its been used or not you might get hepatitis if it was tho

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd be concerned that if the revolver was advertised as having "browning" instead of "bluing" finish.

  • @fistofjustice13
    @fistofjustice13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I now know where magicians pull their rabbits out of

    • @qtrbaked
      @qtrbaked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Their hats obviously

    • @gordslater
      @gordslater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Every magician's rabbit I've seen in pure white, whereas every wild one I've seen is brown. This tells me five things:-
      1 - Wild rabbits have perfect shit-coloured camoflage for inserting up human asses.
      2 - Magicians usually store large amounts of coke up their asses.
      3 - Rabbit nail clipper manufacturers must make good profits.
      4 - I have just found out that am allergic to rabbits
      5 - I need to keep much more acetaminophen, antihistamines and pile cream in stock that I previously used to.

    • @Bulgeofpersuasion
      @Bulgeofpersuasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poo doesn't stick to their fur. Haven't you ever heard the bear and rabbit crapping together in the woods joke before?

    • @matthewmorgan582
      @matthewmorgan582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@qtrbaked Their prison hat.

    • @bubski6981
      @bubski6981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gordslater Yeah, that's why they tame those bunnies. Wild ones don't enjoy it very much

  • @danajane6674
    @danajane6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Donut, I’m TWELVE SECONDS in and already died. 🤣🤣
    I don’t know how you developed your lingo but my god, brother, do I just enjoy the absolute poopie out of it. And have borrowed some of your completely gorgeous, irresistibly hilarious phrasing to the joy of my peers. And 2 adult kiddos. Bless you. Dear gawd 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @jimjohnson7931
    @jimjohnson7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I heard that instead of a black market, prison & jail has a brown market

    • @degen83
      @degen83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spot on.
      In all seriousness, most contraband makes it into jail/prison one way, up someones butt.

    • @andrewcharles459
      @andrewcharles459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@degen83 What ever happened to some good honest bribery? Sheesh. There is nothing - and I mean nothing - I want bad enough to get it from someone's ass. Especially wings and cheeseburgers. 🤮

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I wonder if any of these inmates used the good old "Oh *THAT'S* where it was! Totally forgot about it!"-excuse.

    • @AlexDerange
      @AlexDerange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "oh yeh, totally forgot about this gun i had in there, sorry sir, mistakes happens" XD

    • @kamarynkamaryn
      @kamarynkamaryn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaoo someone probably has

    • @lisalentile177
      @lisalentile177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No they just say it's not mine lol

  • @slimydime
    @slimydime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You gotta respect that guys dance moves 3:25

  • @candicecutthroat
    @candicecutthroat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I can't even imagine being at the level of desperation/addiction to shove anything in my personal pocket.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Survival is a powerful motivator

    • @ridewitdaherb8126
      @ridewitdaherb8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usually just people shoving shit up their ass while getting pulled over trying to hide it and get money while in jail

  • @TierTalk
    @TierTalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Prison luggage. Lmfao

    • @turk1766
      @turk1766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      junie cake

    • @Bnnanna
      @Bnnanna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turk1766ayyy APS army

    • @turk1766
      @turk1766 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bnnanna -F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YEAH

  • @ColtonRMagby
    @ColtonRMagby ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How some of these items fit up their butt is beyond me. The delivery of the story and the thought of what happened cracks me up.

  • @nathannash7136
    @nathannash7136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I would have hated to be the officer who had to test fire the .38 butt-plug.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bore obstructions.
      Smell of burning... _gunpowder_
      Hard to control muzzle-flip; Surface is slippery.

  • @Ryzawa
    @Ryzawa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    What's in your prison wallet?

  • @LAkadian
    @LAkadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best part to me is that most of these people apparently never heard of condoms or ziploc bags. Prison wallet fail!

  • @bronzeagemurmur
    @bronzeagemurmur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Did you know you can keyster an AR-15 in your prison wallet?
    No? Try it.

    • @John-wk2fd
      @John-wk2fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As long as the barrel is under 12.5 inches long

    • @jonslife3533
      @jonslife3533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's definitely black , and definitely gonna need a lot of lube

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i feel like that would be -and forgive my word choice- a bit of a stretch

    • @tylerlowder2338
      @tylerlowder2338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Nervously look at 20 inch upper*

    • @dublinoseven3279
      @dublinoseven3279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Getting it back out is probably the hard part. Shouldn’t have left the mag in it.

  • @prestonheck
    @prestonheck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Hahahahahaha no fucking way!!! At 4:58 right after hearing about the but burgers and chicken and waffles being smuggled a suggestion pops up for wet lemon pepper wings recipe 🤮😭🤣😂
    Best timing ever! I can’t stop laughing

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you're welcome lol

    • @prestonheck
      @prestonheck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was on purpose but wasn’t sure lol

    • @GODPLEASEHELPUS
      @GODPLEASEHELPUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @kimbee0839
    @kimbee0839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Worked 12 years of my 25 year Nursing career as a Correctional Nurse. Most people don't believe me when I tell them about such things.

  • @MrOggy96
    @MrOggy96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This channel should be way bigger than it actually is, so underrated.
    I mean come on... look at that ‘stache!

    • @shadowfox8748
      @shadowfox8748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took time but he made it pretty big now

  • @Vaulgspar
    @Vaulgspar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Jesus donut. You are going into uncharted territory here. We are getting pervy here.

    • @onechunkyaircraft4872
      @onechunkyaircraft4872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh baby yes... I.. I mean yay donut what's your deal man

    • @thehoffmeister3408
      @thehoffmeister3408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wozers thanks for your service

    • @playereric7538
      @playereric7538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doughnut also means butthole

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onechunkyaircraft4872 • Hah! Got a legit laugh out of me.

  • @bucketboy1351
    @bucketboy1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam: Hey, where do you keep that gun?
    Max: None of your damn business!

  • @harrisonboone2248
    @harrisonboone2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    True story. A Canadian guy who regularly crossed over the Peace Bridge into the US was annoyed by the body cavity searches by the US Customs officers. On one occasion they found keys up there. When he was asked who owns them and what they are doing up there he said:" they're mine, that's where I keep them".

  • @Bulldog75stp
    @Bulldog75stp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As a surgical nurse I've seen it all. Just shake my head and keep moving.

  • @coastaltransplant
    @coastaltransplant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cvs receipt is definitely the most impressive!

  • @p51mustang24
    @p51mustang24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I kept a glock 34 and 4 spare mags in my prison wallet. Currently on the run after using it to break out of prison, but had to stop to watch donut.

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seems legit

    • @StrengththruOi
      @StrengththruOi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Your an amatuer, bro i put a whole 50 bmg up there

    • @bluelightninggames7982
      @bluelightninggames7982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @slartibartfast85 bruh who hurt you

    • @projectjake1017
      @projectjake1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      slartibartfast85 Realizes most of the world problems is cause of europeons wanting helping

    • @projectjake1017
      @projectjake1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      slartibartfast85 I agree with you actually, all these sensitive cry babies who can’t stand up for themselves so they have the government and all that censor everything and take away rights cause their scared, fuck all that. I won’t be the American that becomes a sheep, but still what I said stands, a lot of the problems are cause of EuroAsia

  • @person7470
    @person7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Gotta love the old prison wallet

    • @elbolillo2703
      @elbolillo2703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew the government was watching.....

    • @person7470
      @person7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      El Bolillo always 👀

    • @Giraffe_Actual
      @Giraffe_Actual 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can see the FBI is staying productive

    • @person7470
      @person7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zachattack Gaming always gotta have a balance between watching daddy donut and catching the bad guys

    • @person7470
      @person7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalton Chew of course

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:35 "Nothing makes jail more exciting than a .35 booty revolver"
    *booty revolver *
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    🔫🍑

  • @ImAnderZEL
    @ImAnderZEL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Omg please stop... Can't breath... To funny! Your terminology is just fantastic im dying lol

    • @potato1841
      @potato1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aged poorly

    • @user-gk5je9wu4u
      @user-gk5je9wu4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potato1841 lmao yesss

    • @kadin6772
      @kadin6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potato1841 wdym

    • @kadin6772
      @kadin6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, just got it lmao

  • @chrisz.5869
    @chrisz.5869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm surprised there weren't any of the KFC chicken bone or jello knives from the prison shank channel.

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is just one of those evergreen videos you can always come back to... or everbrown, whatever you prefer.

    • @TupadreSS
      @TupadreSS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutly, this is pure art

  • @iflycentral
    @iflycentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    How... No. I don't even want to know. Never mind.

    • @Blak2001
      @Blak2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Smuggle a shotgun in your prison wallet. Now try and get that image out of your head

    • @brendaanliker4254
      @brendaanliker4254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It takes practice and determination. If they only applied those same qualities to school and job maybe they wouldn't need a prison wallet

    • @iflycentral
      @iflycentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brendaanliker4254 Big thumbs up on that one.

    • @Blak2001
      @Blak2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Fly Central have you gotten rid of that image of the shotgun yet?

    • @iflycentral
      @iflycentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blak2001 I have plenty of more pleasant images in my head to replace that with.

  • @BigfootBilliards
    @BigfootBilliards 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who has been to prison, the dancing guy who tried to burn the camera is one of my favorite people ever

  • @сукаблять-д3т
    @сукаблять-д3т 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is it just me or do uk prisons have the coolest names- HMP strangeways - HMP wormwood scrubs etc

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HMP Wakefield is called Monster Mansion 😂

  • @kinangeagle133
    @kinangeagle133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I actually avoided this video cause it sounded boring
    Then it turns out wallet means something else

    • @justinbunch3891
      @justinbunch3891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You and me both

    • @KaiKaiRee
      @KaiKaiRee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I almost passed over this too...
      Glad I didn't.

    • @joncoey6509
      @joncoey6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have u not seen Deadpool 2

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NZXEagle, IKR,

    • @UntoDawn76
      @UntoDawn76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahaha

  • @jagerfromgsg945
    @jagerfromgsg945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I think it’s pretty funny because in English we were talking about how many euphemisms we use and then I watch a donut video where he can’t just say ass or gun so he has to say prison wallet or freedom launcher.

  • @ASSASSIN-ej7pp
    @ASSASSIN-ej7pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You forgot to mention Eric Cartman has stuffed the entire Disney World up his prison wallet 😂😂

    • @hitolfadler
      @hitolfadler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know which season and which episode?

    • @danielhenderson8316
      @danielhenderson8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All I knew of was the alien communication satellite that transmits the reality show called “Earth.”

  • @TheSharpRogue
    @TheSharpRogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This video released on the day my house burned down and I lost everything I had and it was a week before my birthday...donut operator kept me entertained and kept my mind off The loss...glad there are positive ppl like him who create this content.

    • @alfred.fjones1699
      @alfred.fjones1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so sorry about your home I hope you had a nice birthday. Hard times hit even the best of us but the good thing is you can move on but you will always have the memories of the good times that the house brought to you but nothing imagine what it's like to lose all of your things but the good their always people who can give you support.

  • @plucktwang
    @plucktwang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Butt Gun” 🤣😂🤣 I’m dyin’. I can’t breathe. Butt Gun. “It’s your turn to shoot the Butt Gun.”

  • @isaacwilkerson987
    @isaacwilkerson987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe you just played crab rave for those dance moves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @3milk207
    @3milk207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Me: wait inmate have wallets
    Me after watching video: :o

    • @rippertrain
      @rippertrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup same here

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your not that bright huh?

    • @rippertrain
      @rippertrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrlahey5995 mr lahey passed away....not a very bright name

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rippertrain im an entity now i look upon all of you shitweazels

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rippertrain i use his name so we never forget this legend btw

  • @borisbadenov9863
    @borisbadenov9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There will come a day that someones cell mate gets released, crawls up the poopie penthouse of that cell mate and becomes a jailbreak legend.

  • @tbomb69
    @tbomb69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember a story kind of similar to these. There was a woman who snuck drugs into her prison wallet, it’s just her prison wallet wasn’t in her “back pocket” it was in her “front pocket” if you guys know what I mean

    • @ColtonRMagby
      @ColtonRMagby ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess she had crack in her pussy.

  • @TierTalk
    @TierTalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I would love to discuss corrections with you.

    • @dylancranfill2411
      @dylancranfill2411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's your problem with after prison show, 23and1 and bounce back

    • @thunderbird1
      @thunderbird1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i would to, i have a lot of stories from when i was a CO here in texas. from finding 20 shanks in one day, complete beatings, inmate hiding weed in a peanut butter jar in his butt, and a CO sneaking in a cell phone into the prison by hiding it in her hair bump thingy, only for it to start ringing..

    • @TierTalk
      @TierTalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1D10T Bill i would love to her those stories.

    • @NekoWinters
      @NekoWinters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist, furry account of a DOC officer and I get the max level shitbirds

    • @NekoWinters
      @NekoWinters 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes it easier to hide my online life from dirtbag that talk to the morons via phone calls

  • @alpacatwoniner2370
    @alpacatwoniner2370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thats not mine officer. I borrowed this prison wallet from my friend.
    *comes up stolen

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Ass-ult with a deadly weapon.”
    Considering it wasn’t a gun, I think you mean ass-ult with a silent but deadly weapon.

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Sir, I object, the gun was not ON my person, it as IN my person."

  • @twitchb1584
    @twitchb1584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3:24 when my wife's boyfriend let's me have TWO pieces of chocolate cake

  • @gregorypeight489
    @gregorypeight489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you didn't know, jail is a very boring place." That cut to the flute playing was comedy gold.

  • @-0-___
    @-0-___ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    What if a prison wallet was found in a prison wallet

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rectumception?

    • @johnbrown1090
      @johnbrown1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pluto8404 dude I just about to reply the same thing. Commentception

    • @dublinoseven3279
      @dublinoseven3279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You two assholes break it up and lock down!

    • @adventuresofwillandshelby6013
      @adventuresofwillandshelby6013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure the prison and the prison wallets would collapse in time and space into a orbital prison wallet...

    • @307Yerbua
      @307Yerbua 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnily enough, there is actually a word for that ending in - ception: intussusception.

  • @patrickstar697
    @patrickstar697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    At first I didn’t under stand “prison wallets”

    • @h0ab
      @h0ab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now you know, they are great for extra storage

    • @goofy9697
      @goofy9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like to keep a spare mattress in there

    • @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107
      @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goofy9697 i just shove my whole house up there

    • @nprvictim2951
      @nprvictim2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gave you a like for your profile picture.

  • @bazzmcfury9550
    @bazzmcfury9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahah all those pictures bar Florida man are "hurry up take the dam picture bru I don't work out a sphincter day", last dude be like "amateurs, they find it, deny its yours" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Disco3214
    @Disco3214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Florida man tries to smuggle jail into jail in his prison wallet

  • @jongarner4085
    @jongarner4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I knew I hadn't looked everywhere for those damn reciepts!

  • @newtdockery9575
    @newtdockery9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only prison wallet I’ve exploited was in D&D. I was a Dragonborn Druid and rolled a 19 to hide my spell focus when we were put in prison. I was able to break us out and eat some inter-dimensional guards along the way.

  • @jessenicoletta4160
    @jessenicoletta4160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    this one is definitely getting demonetized

    • @colegillson422
      @colegillson422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely

    • @John-wk2fd
      @John-wk2fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm assuming it wasn't demonetized when you watched it. I'm here to tell you that it is now.

    • @MsFiregal8
      @MsFiregal8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it should appeal to U-tube, they're all assholes, after all!

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    4:53 TH-cam actually had a popup for Lemon pepper wings recipes... Wow, a time and a place, TH-cam...

    • @beanovids2342
      @beanovids2342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, because he made the video

    • @blazeheavyhammer8777
      @blazeheavyhammer8777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just got the same thing

    • @m.j.8226
      @m.j.8226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's from donut operator's second channel. He put the pop up in there lol

    • @22suzie44
      @22suzie44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a pop up for frigidaire air frying wings

  • @Getithowyoulive863
    @Getithowyoulive863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me at "all natural hidy hole" 🤣⚰️💀

  • @CybinTalus
    @CybinTalus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Corrections officers: smuggle in chicken wings.
    youtube: want to watch a recipe video on lemon pepper wing sauce?

  • @Horseshoecrabwarrior
    @Horseshoecrabwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:50 *HE KEPT THE DAMN RECEIPT!* GONNA RETURN THAT ON YOUR WAY OUT, BUD?

  • @TahoesNTurbos
    @TahoesNTurbos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this needs to be a series and we need more!!!

  • @mikesampsell7428
    @mikesampsell7428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    While some of these are certainly impressive, the person who was able to fit an entire CVS receipt up there definitely deserves the gold medal.

  • @aldupuis6791
    @aldupuis6791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Officer accidentally pulled the trigger while removing the daringer, putting lead in his pencil

    • @JG_Wentworth
      @JG_Wentworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be a shitty day for all parties involved.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you imagine explaining that one to the Emergency Department?
      "Urrrr.. Yeah I slipped and a gun has become lodged up my butt"

  • @ben_cogan1255
    @ben_cogan1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15 I thought you said glider 😂

  • @bronzeagemurmur
    @bronzeagemurmur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I keyster my JUUL so I can vape in school.

    • @rager7709
      @rager7709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A Giant Rock just put it in your sock

    • @JohnBoyGamer1
      @JohnBoyGamer1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the only way lmao

    • @-taku5131
      @-taku5131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *keemstar

    • @thizlam4810
      @thizlam4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juul Gang Gaming It’s in his pink sock, same thing.

    • @CAnnino054
      @CAnnino054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fuck I used to being liquor bottles to class without hiding it why you hiding a fuckin juul

  • @supersultan7374
    @supersultan7374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:23 hold up... Patreon?

  • @zencomeseasy602
    @zencomeseasy602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How?! How are some of these even possible? I literally do not understand.

  • @randomtiger0041
    @randomtiger0041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If your prison wallet don’t clinch when hearing a knife come out you aren’t human

  • @xdrandomdudelol
    @xdrandomdudelol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He didn't have a gun on his person, he had a gun in his person.

  • @stephenmills76
    @stephenmills76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was working in the jail, we had a guy with a Government model 1911, in the old wallet. He had to get it removed in the hospital.

  • @ethankren930
    @ethankren930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It always amazes me when a man sticks a revolver in his prison wallet
    while it’s loaded and it’s safety is off.

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redfallout R Imagine if it went off, all that gas that leaves the gun would probably either blow him up or shoot the gun out the other end fast as the bullet, if he sneezed the gun would shoot off and rip through his pants and put a hole in the wall

    • @larrydriemel6242
      @larrydriemel6242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      revolvers do not have a safety

    • @Sparky-gp9vh
      @Sparky-gp9vh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Larry Driemel some have an transfer bar which is basically a safety

    • @neonblack6
      @neonblack6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna be honest I would be very impressed if a man could manipulate his rectum to pull the trigger of a firearm whilst it being inside of his prison wallet

    • @John5.56
      @John5.56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sparky-gp9vh but it's not a manual safety that can be on or off.