The CVS receipt killed me. Those are super long. I can just imagine him selling oxycodone to another inmate and than saying: hold up, you need the receipt. Than proceeds to turn around, pants down, and out of his butt comes the receipt while he is making the cash register printing noise with his mouth.
I spent 15 years working in a prison, I've seen so many of these. Funniest one was when i was a detention Sgt we brought an inmate through our sally port...he couldnt clear the metal detector. We knew why...he had a phone in his prison wallet. The officer had managed to get the number through some solid investigation work. As we were talking to him the officer went into the sally port office and called the number. Unfortunately for the inmate....he had left the phone on and it was on vibrate. It was very hard not to stand there and laugh as he started twitching every time it rang. He stood there pretending nothing was wrong, so the office kept calling the phone until he realized we were calling the phone and he finally broke down and admitted asking us to please stop calling it.
Imagine being the guy watching the prison surveillance and all of a sudden you see one of the inmates plug a charger into his prison wallet to charge his phone
Does a rectum work as a suppressor in the case of a negligent rectal discharge, or will a person rip the loudest fart of their life, as they shuffle off this mortal coil?
@@RFxSukhoi if you're buying shitty Mexican brick weed, sure! Most people get weed from local growers/dispensaries these days :) That's some war on drugs anti weed shit lmao
Why in the world do y'all think she put it up her ass? She's female, she got a much more convenient and safer nature's pocket. Also, Maths time. We have no idea what volume the packets were, but let's just guess they were basic 1g baggies. The volume of each baggie was probaby at most 1cm3 each (even if we assume same density as water, which heroin probably isn't), which means 54cm3 in total, which is equivalent to a ball 4.7cm in diameter (which is comparable to the size of an average menstrual cup). It's not a huge thing to put up a vagina at all, in fact I'm surprised she even felt it. And this was a generous calculation assuming density of heroin being same as water (when in reality tar heroin is like a rock judging by the pictures, it's probably a lot more dense (and therefore smaller in volume)). So yeah, I doubt anything got stretched.. Aside from your imagination
Every magician's rabbit I've seen in pure white, whereas every wild one I've seen is brown. This tells me five things:- 1 - Wild rabbits have perfect shit-coloured camoflage for inserting up human asses. 2 - Magicians usually store large amounts of coke up their asses. 3 - Rabbit nail clipper manufacturers must make good profits. 4 - I have just found out that am allergic to rabbits 5 - I need to keep much more acetaminophen, antihistamines and pile cream in stock that I previously used to.
Donut, I’m TWELVE SECONDS in and already died. 🤣🤣 I don’t know how you developed your lingo but my god, brother, do I just enjoy the absolute poopie out of it. And have borrowed some of your completely gorgeous, irresistibly hilarious phrasing to the joy of my peers. And 2 adult kiddos. Bless you. Dear gawd 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@@degen83 What ever happened to some good honest bribery? Sheesh. There is nothing - and I mean nothing - I want bad enough to get it from someone's ass. Especially wings and cheeseburgers. 🤮
Hahahahahaha no fucking way!!! At 4:58 right after hearing about the but burgers and chicken and waffles being smuggled a suggestion pops up for wet lemon pepper wings recipe 🤮😭🤣😂 Best timing ever! I can’t stop laughing
True story. A Canadian guy who regularly crossed over the Peace Bridge into the US was annoyed by the body cavity searches by the US Customs officers. On one occasion they found keys up there. When he was asked who owns them and what they are doing up there he said:" they're mine, that's where I keep them".
slartibartfast85 I agree with you actually, all these sensitive cry babies who can’t stand up for themselves so they have the government and all that censor everything and take away rights cause their scared, fuck all that. I won’t be the American that becomes a sheep, but still what I said stands, a lot of the problems are cause of EuroAsia
I think it’s pretty funny because in English we were talking about how many euphemisms we use and then I watch a donut video where he can’t just say ass or gun so he has to say prison wallet or freedom launcher.
This video released on the day my house burned down and I lost everything I had and it was a week before my birthday...donut operator kept me entertained and kept my mind off The loss...glad there are positive ppl like him who create this content.
I'm so sorry about your home I hope you had a nice birthday. Hard times hit even the best of us but the good thing is you can move on but you will always have the memories of the good times that the house brought to you but nothing imagine what it's like to lose all of your things but the good their always people who can give you support.
I remember a story kind of similar to these. There was a woman who snuck drugs into her prison wallet, it’s just her prison wallet wasn’t in her “back pocket” it was in her “front pocket” if you guys know what I mean
i would to, i have a lot of stories from when i was a CO here in texas. from finding 20 shanks in one day, complete beatings, inmate hiding weed in a peanut butter jar in his butt, and a CO sneaking in a cell phone into the prison by hiding it in her hair bump thingy, only for it to start ringing..
Hahahah all those pictures bar Florida man are "hurry up take the dam picture bru I don't work out a sphincter day", last dude be like "amateurs, they find it, deny its yours" 🤣🤣🤣
The only prison wallet I’ve exploited was in D&D. I was a Dragonborn Druid and rolled a 19 to hide my spell focus when we were put in prison. I was able to break us out and eat some inter-dimensional guards along the way.
Redfallout R Imagine if it went off, all that gas that leaves the gun would probably either blow him up or shoot the gun out the other end fast as the bullet, if he sneezed the gun would shoot off and rip through his pants and put a hole in the wall
Gonna be honest I would be very impressed if a man could manipulate his rectum to pull the trigger of a firearm whilst it being inside of his prison wallet
They ask if I had any drugs, knifes, or guns "on" me, they never ask about "in" me.
Michael Davis I knife can't fell well coming out.
Ew lmao
Quinton Blake That's the easy part, going in is when it gets ya
But you got a point
Big Daddy I mean if you sheathe it then it’s just a pointy butt plug.
The receipt killed me, it's like that guy literally uses it everday casually
Its even funnier cause it a Cvs receipt which everyone knows that there are extremely long.
Those things have extreme chemicals
I guess he was just loadin everything up in a hurry and accidentally grabbed a couple extra items. . .
My guess is he was planning to use/sell as rolling paper.
People do actually mainly ones who get arrested often
The CVS receipt killed me. Those are super long. I can just imagine him selling oxycodone to another inmate and than saying: hold up, you need the receipt. Than proceeds to turn around, pants down, and out of his butt comes the receipt while he is making the cash register printing noise with his mouth.
Like how you first receive a receipt from the stores machines,but slower
lmao XD too good
Legit got Tylenol, foot long receipt just for it
Lmao
Great imagery lmaoooo
Officer this is not my butt Im holding it for a friend
Bruh you're on fire with these comments. Lmao
“How did that 10 inch gun get in there?!? That’s not mine, the wind blew it in.”
VictorySaber_CVPI you best me to it! 😂
Somebody else musta worn my butt while I was sleeping and put it in there...
Works every time. Can confirm.
Imagine having to fart and playing Russian roulette at the same time
If you’ve got stomach problems it basically is both.
Well f*ck I guess
@@cryamistellimek9184 Indeed
@@cryamistellimek9184 it's been my life since I got IBS
You never done that?
I spent 15 years working in a prison, I've seen so many of these. Funniest one was when i was a detention Sgt we brought an inmate through our sally port...he couldnt clear the metal detector. We knew why...he had a phone in his prison wallet. The officer had managed to get the number through some solid investigation work. As we were talking to him the officer went into the sally port office and called the number. Unfortunately for the inmate....he had left the phone on and it was on vibrate. It was very hard not to stand there and laugh as he started twitching every time it rang. He stood there pretending nothing was wrong, so the office kept calling the phone until he realized we were calling the phone and he finally broke down and admitted asking us to please stop calling it.
🤣🤣🤣 it was tickling his prostate
Did he have to see a doctor for a "condition" that lasted more than 4 hours?
XD
Keep calling until the battery dies 💩
HAHAHHAHAHA
Smuggler: Want to get high?
Other prisoner: yeah
Smuggler: _drops pants and farts cloud of coke_
Steel dann
😂😂😂
Archiver imma just let that one sit on my brain for a while
@Archiver ☹️
Lol!
Literal crack money
😆
He has so much money it fall out his arse
Thanks for the shitty jokes, sir.
@@FordMustangFoxbody 🤘
Literal assburgers
Imagine holding these things in your hand and thinking " this'll fit "
even worse imagine not being wrong about it lmfao
@@audreyazwell This got me so bad 😂
pretty gay xD
@@tothestars3958 thank you fr 😆
That .38. Jesus.
I’m actually wondering how they can fit all this stuff up there. I’m disturbed
@Dog Faced Pony Soldier they start watching cams girls w cucumber and try then get arrested
Barrel first, the cheeks do the rest.
They're preparing for when they drop the soup.
Ask my wife lmaoooo
The Zesty Viking raccoons can fit in 4 inch holes rocket the raccoon can mess you up if he wanted
florida man found hiding inside a wallet
Prison wallet*
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Florida man smuggles boyfriend out of prison in prison wallet
hey never know a man in usa got caught with a fold able rocket launcher up his ass
“Yo do you have a cigarette”
“Yeah but your not going to like we’re it came from”
“ yeah BUTT your not going to like where it came from”
The Monotone Man me neither man
he had an entire CVS receipt in his exhaust pipe? them things are like 500 miles long....
Nakamura Sora imagine if he got a paper cut
that is the best way ive evr seen the words exhaust pipe used
he wanted the coupons
😆
So you’re questioning that but ignoring that a man stored a whole KNIFE in his ass?
"Sir, I have no idea how this revolver got there. It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”
Dávid Katona real donut fans will understand
The wind shoved it up my a**
The wind blew it up my ass
He must have fallen on it
Imagine being the guy watching the prison surveillance and all of a sudden you see one of the inmates plug a charger into his prison wallet to charge his phone
Does a rectum work as a suppressor in the case of a negligent rectal discharge, or will a person rip the loudest fart of their life, as they shuffle off this mortal coil?
I was thinking something similar when seeing that Derringer.
Science!
It really just reduces the muzzle flash.
Yep. Silent, but deadly.
Only if you use a cat, there are internet videos on how it’s done.
Pssst, hey man
*Opens prison wallet*
Wanna buy some spicy ramen?
Noooooooooo
Chocolate covered ramen
Only used once.....................................I'll leave now
I guarantee you someone would eat that.
*W i t h e x t r a s p i c e*
I'm trying to figure the physical logistics of the full sized pistol. XD
@@nahoj6121 🤮🤮🤮
@@nahoj6121 not with attitude
The barrel definitely went in first
Imagine you are in a argument with a guy were the guy you are arguing with proceeds to pull a revolver out of his butt.
OH YEAAAAHHH!!!
*BRRRRAAAPPPPP*
NOW WHOS A BITCH, BITCH!!!
That's a shitty way to die
Everyone is talking about the gun. Who the fuck eats food that was shoved up someone's ass?
The last sound you hear is a fart
Officers: shoot the gun
Then shit splatters everywhere
This is the first time I have heard the term 'prison wallet' and I have to say, I really like it.
@Bryan Olivas your bottom
@Clever TH-cam comment I hope you can overcome your misfortunes bud.
Prison wallet aka prison pocket
@@moseskingofteabrews2021 aka asshole
@Wayde August who's that?
4:56 laughed my ass off when lemon pepper wings recipe was recommend when u mentioned it.
Next news: Florida man tries to smuggle AK-47 in jail in his prison wallet.
@N8WulfCommander 300 hundred round drum mag fully auto
@N8WulfCommander especially a stamped steel mag... so many sharp edges
@@issstari954 with extra 1000 rounds in an ammo can
@@sovietnugget8237 5000 minim lol
Nah more like a rpg7
Lost it at " Jim we need you to come shoot the butt gun" 😂😂😂
"But I shot the last butt gun"
"Uurm have you got any of those standard issue marigolds left"
Hunter Barnett quick robin, shoot the butt gun at them.
It took me until halfway thru your vid to figure out what a prison wallet was...now I'm just sad and silent and really glad I had good parents.
Don’t drop the soap
That .38 though... Man had to flex mad hard
Not the first time he had a 10 incher up there
How though?
I guess you could say he was a 'crack' shot with that revolver.
Ouch just trying not to think about it!
I heard he had 3 speed loaders and 2 boxes of ammunition, glasses and earmuffs also. He was just going to the range and forgot his gun case.😢
Donut, you missed the perfect pun.
“A derringer in the derrière.”
Oh god
@@guerillagorilla4423 suffer
More wordplay than pun I think 🤔
Derriereinger 💩
3:25 has me rolling around laughing
But man the dude got some moves for someone in prison
Haha that one guy had everything from the center console of his car up there.
Right was waiting to hear he had $1.37 in change too...
Aren't corrections officers mean Fort Pirates? Taking our booty from...our booty.
BOSK I like your prof pic
@@aarakocralivesmatter6643 thanks it's daddy thumb.
BOSK R E C O I L I M P U L S E
@@aarakocralivesmatter6643 that's my safe phrase when doing intense larping in mom's basement.
fort pirates lmao
“Man dances then sets cam on fire” imagine that headline lol
All the more reason not to do drugs. They may have been in someones prison wallet.
I mean only in jail
@@bobthebuilder1360 Nah, drug mules sometimes take them over borders and on flights in the prison wallet.
You'd think they'd have made that a part of the DARE program.
@@RFxSukhoi if you're buying shitty Mexican brick weed, sure! Most people get weed from local growers/dispensaries these days :)
That's some war on drugs anti weed shit lmao
@@bobthebuilder1360 or if you get it from a street corner dealer.
Karen was *STRETCHED* 2:54
Yeah
She took the kids, that’s what she gets.
Bet you she was really into butt stuff with such a capacity.
At least you know she loves it in the ass, though.
Why in the world do y'all think she put it up her ass? She's female, she got a much more convenient and safer nature's pocket.
Also, Maths time. We have no idea what volume the packets were, but let's just guess they were basic 1g baggies. The volume of each baggie was probaby at most 1cm3 each (even if we assume same density as water, which heroin probably isn't), which means 54cm3 in total, which is equivalent to a ball 4.7cm in diameter (which is comparable to the size of an average menstrual cup). It's not a huge thing to put up a vagina at all, in fact I'm surprised she even felt it. And this was a generous calculation assuming density of heroin being same as water (when in reality tar heroin is like a rock judging by the pictures, it's probably a lot more dense (and therefore smaller in volume)). So yeah, I doubt anything got stretched.. Aside from your imagination
Recently found your page and now binge watching everything keep doing what you do
Same
0:35
!!! Is that really a S&W Model 19 ? I bought mine used, I am going to sanitize it now just in case
That's a Model 10.
Looks like a model 10 by the ejector rod.
If you got it from Georgia I'd sanitize it anyway just to be safe.
You might also try soaking it in diesel fuel.
Or lava.
i think a quick sniff would tell you if its been used or not you might get hepatitis if it was tho
I'd be concerned that if the revolver was advertised as having "browning" instead of "bluing" finish.
I now know where magicians pull their rabbits out of
Their hats obviously
Every magician's rabbit I've seen in pure white, whereas every wild one I've seen is brown. This tells me five things:-
1 - Wild rabbits have perfect shit-coloured camoflage for inserting up human asses.
2 - Magicians usually store large amounts of coke up their asses.
3 - Rabbit nail clipper manufacturers must make good profits.
4 - I have just found out that am allergic to rabbits
5 - I need to keep much more acetaminophen, antihistamines and pile cream in stock that I previously used to.
Poo doesn't stick to their fur. Haven't you ever heard the bear and rabbit crapping together in the woods joke before?
@@qtrbaked Their prison hat.
@@gordslater Yeah, that's why they tame those bunnies. Wild ones don't enjoy it very much
Donut, I’m TWELVE SECONDS in and already died. 🤣🤣
I don’t know how you developed your lingo but my god, brother, do I just enjoy the absolute poopie out of it. And have borrowed some of your completely gorgeous, irresistibly hilarious phrasing to the joy of my peers. And 2 adult kiddos. Bless you. Dear gawd 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I heard that instead of a black market, prison & jail has a brown market
Spot on.
In all seriousness, most contraband makes it into jail/prison one way, up someones butt.
@@degen83 What ever happened to some good honest bribery? Sheesh. There is nothing - and I mean nothing - I want bad enough to get it from someone's ass. Especially wings and cheeseburgers. 🤮
I wonder if any of these inmates used the good old "Oh *THAT'S* where it was! Totally forgot about it!"-excuse.
"oh yeh, totally forgot about this gun i had in there, sorry sir, mistakes happens" XD
lmaoo someone probably has
No they just say it's not mine lol
You gotta respect that guys dance moves 3:25
I can't even imagine being at the level of desperation/addiction to shove anything in my personal pocket.
Survival is a powerful motivator
Usually just people shoving shit up their ass while getting pulled over trying to hide it and get money while in jail
Prison luggage. Lmfao
junie cake
@@turk1766ayyy APS army
@@Bnnanna -F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YEAH
How some of these items fit up their butt is beyond me. The delivery of the story and the thought of what happened cracks me up.
I would have hated to be the officer who had to test fire the .38 butt-plug.
Bore obstructions.
Smell of burning... _gunpowder_
Hard to control muzzle-flip; Surface is slippery.
What's in your prison wallet?
You’re butthole
you are butthole
Samuel L Jackson
ReddyUp
Bill Cosby
Fucking hilarious
The best part to me is that most of these people apparently never heard of condoms or ziploc bags. Prison wallet fail!
Did you know you can keyster an AR-15 in your prison wallet?
No? Try it.
As long as the barrel is under 12.5 inches long
That's definitely black , and definitely gonna need a lot of lube
i feel like that would be -and forgive my word choice- a bit of a stretch
*Nervously look at 20 inch upper*
Getting it back out is probably the hard part. Shouldn’t have left the mag in it.
Hahahahahaha no fucking way!!! At 4:58 right after hearing about the but burgers and chicken and waffles being smuggled a suggestion pops up for wet lemon pepper wings recipe 🤮😭🤣😂
Best timing ever! I can’t stop laughing
you're welcome lol
I thought it was on purpose but wasn’t sure lol
Lol 😂
Worked 12 years of my 25 year Nursing career as a Correctional Nurse. Most people don't believe me when I tell them about such things.
This channel should be way bigger than it actually is, so underrated.
I mean come on... look at that ‘stache!
It took time but he made it pretty big now
Jesus donut. You are going into uncharted territory here. We are getting pervy here.
Oh baby yes... I.. I mean yay donut what's your deal man
Wozers thanks for your service
Doughnut also means butthole
@@onechunkyaircraft4872 • Hah! Got a legit laugh out of me.
Sam: Hey, where do you keep that gun?
Max: None of your damn business!
True story. A Canadian guy who regularly crossed over the Peace Bridge into the US was annoyed by the body cavity searches by the US Customs officers. On one occasion they found keys up there. When he was asked who owns them and what they are doing up there he said:" they're mine, that's where I keep them".
As a surgical nurse I've seen it all. Just shake my head and keep moving.
A pink sock
@@hatedplaya331 lol
The cvs receipt is definitely the most impressive!
I kept a glock 34 and 4 spare mags in my prison wallet. Currently on the run after using it to break out of prison, but had to stop to watch donut.
Seems legit
Your an amatuer, bro i put a whole 50 bmg up there
@slartibartfast85 bruh who hurt you
slartibartfast85 Realizes most of the world problems is cause of europeons wanting helping
slartibartfast85 I agree with you actually, all these sensitive cry babies who can’t stand up for themselves so they have the government and all that censor everything and take away rights cause their scared, fuck all that. I won’t be the American that becomes a sheep, but still what I said stands, a lot of the problems are cause of EuroAsia
Gotta love the old prison wallet
I knew the government was watching.....
El Bolillo always 👀
I can see the FBI is staying productive
Zachattack Gaming always gotta have a balance between watching daddy donut and catching the bad guys
Dalton Chew of course
0:35 "Nothing makes jail more exciting than a .35 booty revolver"
*booty revolver *
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🔫🍑
Omg please stop... Can't breath... To funny! Your terminology is just fantastic im dying lol
Aged poorly
@@potato1841 lmao yesss
@@potato1841 wdym
Wait, just got it lmao
I'm surprised there weren't any of the KFC chicken bone or jello knives from the prison shank channel.
This is just one of those evergreen videos you can always come back to... or everbrown, whatever you prefer.
Absolutly, this is pure art
How... No. I don't even want to know. Never mind.
Smuggle a shotgun in your prison wallet. Now try and get that image out of your head
It takes practice and determination. If they only applied those same qualities to school and job maybe they wouldn't need a prison wallet
@@brendaanliker4254 Big thumbs up on that one.
I Fly Central have you gotten rid of that image of the shotgun yet?
@@Blak2001 I have plenty of more pleasant images in my head to replace that with.
As someone who has been to prison, the dancing guy who tried to burn the camera is one of my favorite people ever
Is it just me or do uk prisons have the coolest names- HMP strangeways - HMP wormwood scrubs etc
HMP Wakefield is called Monster Mansion 😂
I actually avoided this video cause it sounded boring
Then it turns out wallet means something else
You and me both
I almost passed over this too...
Glad I didn't.
Have u not seen Deadpool 2
NZXEagle, IKR,
Ahahahaha
I think it’s pretty funny because in English we were talking about how many euphemisms we use and then I watch a donut video where he can’t just say ass or gun so he has to say prison wallet or freedom launcher.
You forgot to mention Eric Cartman has stuffed the entire Disney World up his prison wallet 😂😂
You know which season and which episode?
All I knew of was the alien communication satellite that transmits the reality show called “Earth.”
This video released on the day my house burned down and I lost everything I had and it was a week before my birthday...donut operator kept me entertained and kept my mind off The loss...glad there are positive ppl like him who create this content.
I'm so sorry about your home I hope you had a nice birthday. Hard times hit even the best of us but the good thing is you can move on but you will always have the memories of the good times that the house brought to you but nothing imagine what it's like to lose all of your things but the good their always people who can give you support.
“Butt Gun” 🤣😂🤣 I’m dyin’. I can’t breathe. Butt Gun. “It’s your turn to shoot the Butt Gun.”
I can't believe you just played crab rave for those dance moves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: wait inmate have wallets
Me after watching video: :o
Yup same here
Your not that bright huh?
@@mrlahey5995 mr lahey passed away....not a very bright name
@@rippertrain im an entity now i look upon all of you shitweazels
@@rippertrain i use his name so we never forget this legend btw
There will come a day that someones cell mate gets released, crawls up the poopie penthouse of that cell mate and becomes a jailbreak legend.
I remember a story kind of similar to these. There was a woman who snuck drugs into her prison wallet, it’s just her prison wallet wasn’t in her “back pocket” it was in her “front pocket” if you guys know what I mean
I guess she had crack in her pussy.
I would love to discuss corrections with you.
What's your problem with after prison show, 23and1 and bounce back
i would to, i have a lot of stories from when i was a CO here in texas. from finding 20 shanks in one day, complete beatings, inmate hiding weed in a peanut butter jar in his butt, and a CO sneaking in a cell phone into the prison by hiding it in her hair bump thingy, only for it to start ringing..
1D10T Bill i would love to her those stories.
Plot twist, furry account of a DOC officer and I get the max level shitbirds
Makes it easier to hide my online life from dirtbag that talk to the morons via phone calls
Thats not mine officer. I borrowed this prison wallet from my friend.
*comes up stolen
“Ass-ult with a deadly weapon.”
Considering it wasn’t a gun, I think you mean ass-ult with a silent but deadly weapon.
"Sir, I object, the gun was not ON my person, it as IN my person."
Got off on a technicality.
3:24 when my wife's boyfriend let's me have TWO pieces of chocolate cake
Ya
"If you didn't know, jail is a very boring place." That cut to the flute playing was comedy gold.
What if a prison wallet was found in a prison wallet
Rectumception?
@@pluto8404 dude I just about to reply the same thing. Commentception
You two assholes break it up and lock down!
Pretty sure the prison and the prison wallets would collapse in time and space into a orbital prison wallet...
Funnily enough, there is actually a word for that ending in - ception: intussusception.
At first I didn’t under stand “prison wallets”
Now you know, they are great for extra storage
I like to keep a spare mattress in there
@@goofy9697 i just shove my whole house up there
I gave you a like for your profile picture.
Hahahah all those pictures bar Florida man are "hurry up take the dam picture bru I don't work out a sphincter day", last dude be like "amateurs, they find it, deny its yours" 🤣🤣🤣
Florida man tries to smuggle jail into jail in his prison wallet
I knew I hadn't looked everywhere for those damn reciepts!
The only prison wallet I’ve exploited was in D&D. I was a Dragonborn Druid and rolled a 19 to hide my spell focus when we were put in prison. I was able to break us out and eat some inter-dimensional guards along the way.
this one is definitely getting demonetized
Definitely
I'm assuming it wasn't demonetized when you watched it. I'm here to tell you that it is now.
Actually it should appeal to U-tube, they're all assholes, after all!
4:53 TH-cam actually had a popup for Lemon pepper wings recipes... Wow, a time and a place, TH-cam...
Yeah, because he made the video
Just got the same thing
It's from donut operator's second channel. He put the pop up in there lol
I got a pop up for frigidaire air frying wings
You had me at "all natural hidy hole" 🤣⚰️💀
Corrections officers: smuggle in chicken wings.
youtube: want to watch a recipe video on lemon pepper wing sauce?
WET Lemon Pepper wing sauce..
3:50 *HE KEPT THE DAMN RECEIPT!* GONNA RETURN THAT ON YOUR WAY OUT, BUD?
this needs to be a series and we need more!!!
While some of these are certainly impressive, the person who was able to fit an entire CVS receipt up there definitely deserves the gold medal.
Officer accidentally pulled the trigger while removing the daringer, putting lead in his pencil
That would be a shitty day for all parties involved.
Can you imagine explaining that one to the Emergency Department?
"Urrrr.. Yeah I slipped and a gun has become lodged up my butt"
3:15 I thought you said glider 😂
I keyster my JUUL so I can vape in school.
A Giant Rock just put it in your sock
It's the only way lmao
*keemstar
Juul Gang Gaming It’s in his pink sock, same thing.
The fuck I used to being liquor bottles to class without hiding it why you hiding a fuckin juul
1:23 hold up... Patreon?
Patreon confirmed butt smuggling site
Authoritareon*
How?! How are some of these even possible? I literally do not understand.
If your prison wallet don’t clinch when hearing a knife come out you aren’t human
He didn't have a gun on his person, he had a gun in his person.
When I was working in the jail, we had a guy with a Government model 1911, in the old wallet. He had to get it removed in the hospital.
It always amazes me when a man sticks a revolver in his prison wallet
while it’s loaded and it’s safety is off.
Redfallout R Imagine if it went off, all that gas that leaves the gun would probably either blow him up or shoot the gun out the other end fast as the bullet, if he sneezed the gun would shoot off and rip through his pants and put a hole in the wall
revolvers do not have a safety
Larry Driemel some have an transfer bar which is basically a safety
Gonna be honest I would be very impressed if a man could manipulate his rectum to pull the trigger of a firearm whilst it being inside of his prison wallet
@@Sparky-gp9vh but it's not a manual safety that can be on or off.