Look Around You: Season 1 Pilot - Calcium

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  • The scientists of Look Around You examine calcium.
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  • @LootFragg
    @LootFragg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    They wouldn't even dare to show Arial footage of the Helvetica Scenario today. Those were different times. New Roman.

    • @MolloyPolloy
      @MolloyPolloy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They'll show it in the futura?

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was recorded on a papyrus.

    • @SleepyHeather
      @SleepyHeather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There was an outbreak of Helvetica near my old town of Garamond in 1987. Terrifying

    • @Dafoodmaster
      @Dafoodmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we could do sans a comic

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SleepyHeather wait what?

  • @robferguson8696
    @robferguson8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This only makes complete sense if you’re viewing this using a large tv on wheels

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I can't believe they showed actual footage of the Helvetica Scenario. Those were different times.

    • @onlythequestion
      @onlythequestion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I thought that scenario had been redacted. Are these different times?

    • @psammiad
      @psammiad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I believe it's outlawed in Germany.

    • @reallyidrathernot.134
      @reallyidrathernot.134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Denny Hanley Please become educated in science.

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In 2015 I had a critical workplace safety incident involving the Helvetica Scenario. It was quite dangerous. And scary.

    • @hyweldavies936
      @hyweldavies936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think this must be a restored version. Due to Mary Whitehouse they'd not have been able to broadcast such scenes back then

  • @haraldhechler3557
    @haraldhechler3557 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I really like how it starts mostly serious and slides slowly into total insanity.

  • @dp5383
    @dp5383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    If I were a science teacher... I'd show this to my class every April Fool's day.

    • @madelinedalziel7818
      @madelinedalziel7818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They showed us this video in my general chemistry for engineers class the day before Thanksgiving when most students had gone home. I'm glad I stayed. :)

    • @NSA720
      @NSA720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I show them from time to time during the middle of any class I'm giving that's getting a bit dull.

    • @FrostWolf52849
      @FrostWolf52849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My chemistry teacher showed us this as a joke but acted all serious about it, it was funny because it took some of us a while to realise it was a parody

    • @TheStowawayOnBoard
      @TheStowawayOnBoard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Our teacher used it as a "teaching aid" without context

    • @KieronQuinn
      @KieronQuinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The first time I saw Look Around You was "Iron", we were shown it in a Chemistry lesson (at A-Level), totally without context, just assuming we were watching some video.
      Once you yourself had realised it was satire, it was fun to watch other people doubt themselves. Some lasted nearly the whole episode.

  • @rockandstroll
    @rockandstroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Excellent videos and very informative, I've been using these to homeschool my children.

  • @jumptube
    @jumptube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thank you for making us sit through that entire countdown intro. It was absolutely necessary.

  • @testodude
    @testodude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I felt kind of bad for the intelligent calcium at the end

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      testodude
      Scientific progress is more important than the quality of life of allegedly sentient substances.

    • @finwefingolfin7113
      @finwefingolfin7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was very unethical. I won't be buying their products in future

    • @patchso
      @patchso 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I know, right! They murdered it. Literally suffocated it to death.

  • @mpersad
    @mpersad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    The most underated, brilliantly observed, crafted, comedy programme of the last 20 years. Period!

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark Persad The most underated, brilliantly observed, crafted, comedy programme of the last 20 years. Period!

    • @flumpaustin1994
      @flumpaustin1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wtf?

    • @johndavies9589
      @johndavies9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, that's the one about womenstruation.

    • @WolfieRich1
      @WolfieRich1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks Mark.
      Thark.

    • @rp6523
      @rp6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My soul wept watching series 2.

  • @grahamdron19
    @grahamdron19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Haven't seen this in years and just noticed the 50p is still stuck to the hand at 11:33 haha

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    As an 80s kid I cannot over-state how they completely nailed the look of those old shows.
    Oh and that'd Edgar Wright at 16:46

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Jayfive276 Oh you better believe they were still showing the same videos you saw 20 years later.

    • @TheChipmunk2008
      @TheChipmunk2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +TonkarzOfSolSystem Only now they're online and you need an authenticated .ac.uk email to access the beards

    • @Balsiefen
      @Balsiefen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It gets even more surreal when you're in the early 2000's and your teacher wheels out an ancient CRT Television and VCR to show the class one of these... experiences.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And Peter Serafinowicz as the milk-drinking scientist.

    • @TheNedH
      @TheNedH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a 70s kid, I can say the same thing

  • @KKAkuoku
    @KKAkuoku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The meat on this comedy bone for me is the attention to detail in virtually every audio/visual department. A lesser creator would put over-exaggerated film scratch overlays over 25fps video and expect the writing to do the lion’s share of the work, but Serafinowicz & Popper clearly did their homework and found an equally focused crew to help them achieve an authentic look.
    This along with Documentary Now & Key and Peele hit a satisfying sweet spot for me - an equal balance between strong writing and direction & laser focused production design.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's rare to find a TH-cam comment this well written

    • @Williamstanway
      @Williamstanway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A bit like darkplace

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insecurity @Throw Communists Out Of Helicopters

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KK Akuoku I couldn’t have put it better myself 👍🏻🙂

    • @pxman1946
      @pxman1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same, but less eloquently :)

  • @zpmears
    @zpmears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i fr thought this was real until the disappearing calcium pyramid and now i feel so stupid 💀

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Narrator: "...and was pivotal in the development of impsimal barraty larm"
    Me: mind blown

  • @TheChipmunk2008
    @TheChipmunk2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    LMAO "be aware of the cost"... 9p

    • @nbieghler
      @nbieghler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Calcium is insoluble.

    • @billymays495
      @billymays495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah the cost of distilled water because it had to be distilled

  • @NARFNra
    @NARFNra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A S A N I N T E L L I G E N T C A L C I U M S A M P L E I A M G R E A T L Y D I S T U R B E D B Y T H I S V I D E O

  • @richardsilva-spokane3436
    @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “They’re there in their room”...write that in your copy book now

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I've left my copy book at home and I'm going to have to use a dirty one from the lost copy book basket.

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually don't worry, I found my copy book with my name sewn into it in the lost copy book basket. I must have left it here.

  • @DarkHorizons13
    @DarkHorizons13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    heated to 12,000 BC

    • @svantearrhenius1
      @svantearrhenius1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's, like, older than me mum!

    • @ThewOrldIssqUare
      @ThewOrldIssqUare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same temperature as the kingdom of zeal. Interesting!

  • @MrSingularity44
    @MrSingularity44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    It's incredible how many small and easy to miss jokes they manage to pack this with. Like the "heated to 1200 B.C." joke around 8:50, I only heard that one the second time I viewed this.

    • @DavidOfWhitehills
      @DavidOfWhitehills 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In the credits: Henry Operator, Lance Gaunt.

    • @dndboy13
      @dndboy13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      look you cant have just anyone operating your Henrys, and Lance is one of the best.
      Or was. Henry the VII was a bit too clever, too quick, and too mean for Lance.

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “They’re there in their room”

    • @erikolsen148
      @erikolsen148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Acharacle & Achiltibuie Henry was an advanced video compositing system from Quantel. It’s probably referring to that; or possibly in the credits as a joke if they liked the sound of the term.

    • @TheloniousCube
      @TheloniousCube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      500 miles away.....in New York

  • @drumslayer27
    @drumslayer27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If I was a science teacher I would leave this for a substitute to play

  • @travisbest1677
    @travisbest1677 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Edgar Wright interviewing the "intelligent calcium" is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

  • @LifeOutward
    @LifeOutward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I have a very weird, specific memory of this show. I was on a high school youth group church retreat and me and the two other high school guys were up late in the hotel flipping through the channels and we hit this specific episode on Adult Swim when they were running it for a short period and we had NO idea what was going on. Like had NO idea if this was real or not. And then we got up and did Jesus stuff like worship music and service projects, but this show haunted us. I don't know where one of those guys ended up. The other, I think, has a wife and two kids now. And here I am, watching this on TH-cam alone at 2:15 in the morning.
    Funny how life works.

    • @seanmcd72
      @seanmcd72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm here with you Matt

    • @espositogregory
      @espositogregory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You could have been something. This is not what your mother and I had in mind for your future...

    • @falcychead8198
      @falcychead8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Serves you right for worshiping music.

    • @SpyrosKoronis
      @SpyrosKoronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am of the opinion that weird, specific memories are a very human thing, so thanks for sharing.

    • @777jones
      @777jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, I had a similar experience where this show would come on, and it is so dry that you can suspend disbelief for a really really long time, and you’re flying.

  • @Jaydee-wd7wr
    @Jaydee-wd7wr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:38, The N2O is such a good subtle joke, it breaks like 10 rules at once.

  • @sphinxtheeminx
    @sphinxtheeminx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    'Never give a gypsy calcium' has been my watchword for years, thanks to this educational series.

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it mean? I didn’t understand that bit

    • @sphinxtheeminx
      @sphinxtheeminx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@booklover8546 Most of this is made up, intentionally wrong or just plain random, yet delivered as science and fact. What makes this so good is that it doesn't mean anything - it's Absurdism at its most profound. A racist remark about gypsies fits this description, don't you think?

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sphinxtheeminx thank you for your reply and description. I just wasn’t happy with the comment being made in the show, even though it’s quite an old show now, as I found it quite offensive, racist and I just didn’t really understand it x

    • @sphinxtheeminx
      @sphinxtheeminx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@booklover8546 Rest assured, all thinking folks will have found it racist and offensive. One of comedy's functions is to shock us into taking a side on a range of political and philosophical issues - eg I can take a human being dropped from a great height for comic effect, but not a dog. Why? That's what I am forced to ask myself. The best comedy (IMO) is complex and challenging.

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sphinxtheeminx yeah I get what you mean, to break it down, it’s basically dark humour and it’s whether the person viewing can handle it or not. I just didn’t understand it and didn’t really like it but thank you for understanding, explaining and replying x

  • @southrules
    @southrules 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    There has never been and will never be a better show to watch stoned. Fact

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      southrules: back in the 70s I inadvertently came across the Monty Python episode about the Blancmange (from the planet Skyron in the Andromeda galaxy) who used a ray gun to turn all Englishmen into Scotsmen in order to “win at Wimbledon”. I was stoned, and it cracked me up 🤪😂

    • @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon
      @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brass eye

    • @cubemissy
      @cubemissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      southrules Try “Wonder Showzen”

    • @roboosh
      @roboosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the day today was another great from this time.

  • @leesonneville1817
    @leesonneville1817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I recently learned Helvetica runs in my family. Dr suggested I get all of my teeth amd bones surgically removed. I won't be able to lift weights or eat hard foods anymore but it's better than coming down with Helvetica

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Plus if they take all of the veins from your body and put them end to end you will die.

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cousine Boneless Chicken

    • @djjon4445
      @djjon4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look into the Cinco food tube. A great solution for eating for those without teeth!

    • @fancypants1
      @fancypants1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thoughts and prayers my brother quick recovery 🙏

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please don't spread fake news like this. Without teeth, humans would be unable to process foods and would starve. It says so near the start of the video.

  • @edwardbackman744
    @edwardbackman744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Chemistry test tomorrow. This really helped :)

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes7609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thomason's Oil Segnomen.
    Write that down.

  • @chiip90
    @chiip90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Calcium valency 1" - slap bang in group 2 looooool

  • @chaoscurb
    @chaoscurb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The gentlest, most English dry humour ever

  • @PicoPlaytime
    @PicoPlaytime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You still sometimes see those calcium bins outside primary schools and sports centres, most councils stopped doing collections about twenty years ago, though.

    • @benjorino
      @benjorino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where do you put all your bones now?

    • @tysond75
      @tysond75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjorino A lot of hipsters these days want to test their bone hurting juice before selling at the local sunday market so make a few bob that way.

    • @lucywillis4535
      @lucywillis4535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They say the the amount of calcium mined from Fred west's house was worth its weight in gold....

  • @nacekozo
    @nacekozo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I watched the whole first minute without fast forwarding, as it brought me back 40 years and I savoured every second

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I think I'll convert this to mp3 and use it as a meditation tool. It's so zen.

    • @heavystepthewarrior
      @heavystepthewarrior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The only problem is the Helvetica siren

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you'd starve.

    • @ruthenium6648
      @ruthenium6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you like the music specifically, check out Boards of Canada, they make music inspired by this kinda stuff

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be careful, the mp3 needle might jump and keep repeating the "humans cannot eat and will die" part over and over while you're meditating.

    • @campfortson4387
      @campfortson4387 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ruthenium6648 Great Recommendation. Geogaddi has always reminded me of intense moments on this show lol

  • @badjemima
    @badjemima 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love the 50p still stuck to his hand!

  • @IsaacWassom
    @IsaacWassom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the head feint of showing cows, then transitioning to a calcium refinery.

  • @Backinblack10001
    @Backinblack10001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I played this to my year 7 class via TH-cam final day in school. Thick class lapped it up. I even explained that our bones talk to the brain. Months later, I was asked if we were to watch anymore old science videos. I might fire another one up

    • @spart10187
      @spart10187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Teddy Kissinger you sick man

    • @Backinblack10001
      @Backinblack10001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Scrotumgrinder O'Coolihan yes I did. It worked a treat. I was rumbled at end of term when a pupil spotted on the DVD "Sophie off Peep Show" and asked, "sir, how come it's a 1970s vid but Sophie off peep show is in it???" Aggghhhh

    • @jamesgrimwood1285
      @jamesgrimwood1285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Teddy Kissinger Oh good, it's not just me that does this.
      I show my classes The Onion and NewsThump, and forget to tell them it's all fake.

    • @Stuboy1979
      @Stuboy1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thick class 😂

    • @Fletchlie
      @Fletchlie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK yeah I believe you 😴

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    ...and was pivotal in the development of "Imsamul barati larn" ZAP!

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah WTF was THAT, I was in stitches.

  • @tysonprice5058
    @tysonprice5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love the non sequitur of panning over the field of cows to the farm equipment then cutting to Holdwick Park Refinery at 7:18.

  • @SamBellGuitar
    @SamBellGuitar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "And would starve.."

    • @thomme8539
      @thomme8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rip

    • @STRING3R
      @STRING3R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *rapidly zooms into tombstone*

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed every damn time

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goddamn British comedy XD

    • @andyedwards9011
      @andyedwards9011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@STRING3R they could show that zoom 10 times and I'd find it funnier each time

  • @theoriginalbluey
    @theoriginalbluey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm so back in secondary school whenever I watch this. Roll in the TV! It makes me uncomfortable in a retro way that I never thought possible. Love it.

  • @moletown8585
    @moletown8585 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I miss those bloody daft imperious ticking clocks before the programme started.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We used to do a countdown from 10 to 1 when I was at school! ;)

  • @goodlife6145
    @goodlife6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A perfectly executed homage to all those ITV and BBC educational programmes of the 1970s and 1980s. The opening montage of clips along with use of synth music, and the title narration, is warm and nostalgic.

  • @thatdavecarter
    @thatdavecarter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I once witnessed the Helvetica scenario. I still shudder to this day.

    • @Clownacy
      @Clownacy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the joke

    • @Clownacy
      @Clownacy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Indeed, the Helvetica scenario is no joke.

    • @thatdavecarter
      @thatdavecarter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I too once thought the Helvetica scenario was a joke.. Not anymore.

    • @normmackey8019
      @normmackey8019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whatever you do, use san-serif instead.

    • @gplechuckiii
      @gplechuckiii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's nothing compared to the Tahoma Scenario. Also I don't think there has ever been a witness to the Verdana effect who has lived to tell about it.

  • @mythbusterman8541
    @mythbusterman8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This time the image appears over 500 miles away hands down best line

  • @lukaowo1760
    @lukaowo1760 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    one of the most aesthetically pleasing tv shows i have ever watched. the synthy background music is lovely too. ❤️

    • @steerpike66
      @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hear hear. It's so flawless and so pleasing.

    • @stovetop7139
      @stovetop7139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      luka tedbury wdx

    • @jacobforsman3897
      @jacobforsman3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you like this synth music style, check out the hauntology electronic music genre. Try listening to groups like The Advisory Circle, Belbury Poly, Pye Corner Audio and Listening Center as well as all the others. Check out the record label Ghost Box. Many of the hauntology groups are inspired in part by this type of style, in other words the style of synth music that was common in educational videos of the late seventies to at least the early eighties. Also, another intresting genre to check out is library music, which is a general type of music that was composed for commercial use. You may hear this type of music in movies and TV shows a lot of times, and some of it is really creative stuff because the composers aren't usually bound by formulaic big commercial interests. A good YT channel amongst others to check out some of this music is Sonne Immage. Hope this is of some interest to someone.

    • @joemaurone7923
      @joemaurone7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobforsman3897 It was of interest to me! I came here looking exactly for this purpose, to find the electronic music from these films that inspired this, so thanks.

    • @jacobforsman3897
      @jacobforsman3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joemaurone7923 You're welcome, glad to hear it.

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love the nod to Douglas Adams!

  • @bscepter
    @bscepter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    from the voice over to the "modern" analog synth soundtrack, this series absolutely nails the Open University thing. Brilliant.

    • @muk8804
      @muk8804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And ITV Schools/ BBC for Schools, Colleges

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The intro where theres no one at the park outside of the apartment complex is the funniest.
      Are you touching particles that were used to make my human slaves?
      Im pretty sure we can use those again.
      What do you see? Ghosts.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you just see that slave touch my stuff?

  • @eodredvancataclysm5971
    @eodredvancataclysm5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The BBC thought that showing the Helvetica Scenario was too scary so they broadcast Threads instead.

    • @SirWilliamKidney
      @SirWilliamKidney 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh god. I just watched that for the first time. I think everyone should be made to watch it, especially world leaders. Sort of a "This is what happens if you **** everything up". Absolute helvetica.

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I still can't get over how "Petri Dish" is precisely as idiotic of a name as "Besselheim Plate"; the difference only exists for people used to the arbitrary bit of nomenclature. Same with "mifibulates" and "percolates".
    The Jabberwocky-esque effect got brilliantly pulled off here.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vestin They aren’t 100% arbitrary; Petri dish comes from the name of the guy who invented it, and “percolate” comes from some roots for “strain through”, but your point still stands. Those are just the tip of the iceberg, too; there’s also a reference to 12000 BC as a temperature at 8:50, the helium experiment refers to “Syndefrit’s [sic] constant of 2.5 quorums per second” when talking about gas flow, et cetera.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A little, I mean all words are made up but the effect here is more for surrealism than to point out the arbitrary nature of etymology.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@DaveDexterMusic I think there's another aspect to it entirely. Much like in "Alice in Wonderland", where you get a genuine experience of childhood ignorance by being presented with texts where you don't know half the words (since they're made up); here you get served a genuine experience of being faced with educational material that you're too dumb to understand. Every term seems foreign, you haven't read the previous chapter, and every bit of presumed prior knowledge used as a stepping stone in explaining more recondite concepts is complete news to you. If anything, the video serves a very _realistic experience_ alongside its humor and weirdness :).

    • @sock2828
      @sock2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It reminds me of the retro/turbo encabulator video

    • @EdJonesVideos
      @EdJonesVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'in bridges, windows, and was pivotal in the development of insomulvarietylime'

  • @saiello2061
    @saiello2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Perfectly captures those 70's programmes for schools. You'd have to watch it more than once to get all of the verbal and subtle visual jokes. Brilliant stuff 😁

  • @espositogregory
    @espositogregory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I FAILED MY COLLEGE CHEMISTRY EXAM FROM THIS VIDEO! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE!!!

  • @lisamgreenleaf
    @lisamgreenleaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can almost smell the musty TV room and hear the squeeky wheels of the TV trolley

  • @andeegreen
    @andeegreen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best programme for those around 50 years old today.
    Period. ic table

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG the boring countdown clock with guitar music. FLASHBACK!

  • @turbostatic1
    @turbostatic1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man 7:17 is my absolute zen, very Boards of Canada

  • @testodude
    @testodude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    this is very informative. it takes a lot of teeth to produce 12 oz of industrial calcium.

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So THAT'S what the Tooth Fairy's up to!

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    INCREDIBLE in every way. Still the most refined form of satire on the planet.

    • @BrokenBaculum
      @BrokenBaculum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Refined at Holdwick, for sure.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Americans should understand that this is a perfect equivalent of those 'You see, Jimmy' educational movies that they poke fun at in The Simpsons: 'COME BACK ZINC!'
    Only it's the 1980s and it's British.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's actually a parody from the 2000s.

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robokill387 pretty sure they know that, hence saying it is a parody of a British show from the 80's...

    • @WARTV-dn5fk
      @WARTV-dn5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd say 70's...

  • @gavsky23
    @gavsky23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Pure genius. A labour of love, right down to the colour and narration and music...and everything!

  • @sash9249
    @sash9249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember first watching this at school when I was a young boy. I'll be paying my old therapist a visit on Monday after seeing those Helvetica sequences again.

  • @andyhame6685
    @andyhame6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember watching this programme at school just before the St Frankenstein's Day holidays. Happy memories, apart from the Helvetica Scenario, obviously.

  • @ChocolatierRob
    @ChocolatierRob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wait, is this how Siri works? Does she have a core of intelligent calcium?
    Mind blown.

  • @David-bc4rh
    @David-bc4rh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you, Calcium.

    • @tictac1020
      @tictac1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thalcium.

  • @pe248
    @pe248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally a great explanation of CIM for school kids to be able to understand!

    • @Jefferson-ly5qe
      @Jefferson-ly5qe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched this show when I was a kid and never realised 😂

  • @Farsay
    @Farsay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    TRIGGER WARNING!
    The Helvetica Scenario will haunt you in your dreams.

    • @TheIdeanator
      @TheIdeanator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Chris Embry
      Back in my day we called that nightmare fuel. You young people must all have calcium growths where the common sense area of the brain should be.

    • @sybillium4
      @sybillium4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      after watching, I don't see why it would be a 'trigger'.toughen up

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +sybillium4 Good work on getting the joke

    • @relm.5934
      @relm.5934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chris Embry it actually looked like it came straight from Creepypasta.

    • @macksss
      @macksss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/wooosh

  • @PaulMcCaffreyfmac
    @PaulMcCaffreyfmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They're there in their room...and thank heavens for it

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul McCaffrey : I noticed the yellow sign, too 🧐. Also, I’m going to buy me a Dymo labeler and label everything. It’ll drive my wife crazy

    • @SpyrosKoronis
      @SpyrosKoronis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, thank heavens.
      Theavens.

  • @ChorltonBrook
    @ChorltonBrook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:01 -- 9p Cracked me up : )

  • @sueme1954
    @sueme1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hilarious beyond belief !
    Write that down in your copybook.

  • @StixFerryMan
    @StixFerryMan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is great. It's going to help my chem study for uni so much

  • @hallamhal
    @hallamhal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My uncle was subjected to Helvetica... it was a closed casket.

    • @patchso
      @patchso 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sorry to hear.

  • @bobbyaldol
    @bobbyaldol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The calcium will appear five thousand miles away. That had me.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was my favourite part. 2.5 = 8 inches, 5 = 11.5 inches, 7 = 500 miles. :D

  • @JJ3E
    @JJ3E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember being shown old educational VHS videos like this during the late 90s in Finland. Probably British ones that had been dubbed. I'm glad I saw them so I can appreciate Look Around You way more.

  • @luelou8464
    @luelou8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 21:16, Jamie Scott is credited as 'powermac', and Lance Gaunt is a 'Henry operator'.

  • @RikerLovesWorf
    @RikerLovesWorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like to imagine that this is a science show from the 1970s in an alternate universe where the atomic weight of Calcium actually IS 44 and whatnot, and calcium IS actually made from teeth.

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And where the Helvetica Scenario, frighteningly enough, CAN happen

    • @0morgulis
      @0morgulis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@spacechase9705I mean anything's possible in a world where calcium has 3 protons and 4 electrons

    • @mickodillon1480
      @mickodillon1480 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great name lol

  • @mr_firstname1590
    @mr_firstname1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i saw this as a kid, the helvetica scenario scene freaked me out so bad lmao

  • @cig9638
    @cig9638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yesss. I finally remembered the name of this show.

    • @barkpeeler2000
      @barkpeeler2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      2022 here, was trying to remember this crazy hilarious show tonight (could never forget the "scary picture" from the Slimby clip) and "look around you" popped in my head - I can't even remember why I walked into a room but somehow I remembered the name of this show

  • @enriquegallo5446
    @enriquegallo5446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    oh how I love British comedy haha thanks!

  • @Joebaseball-qp2nk
    @Joebaseball-qp2nk 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    doshdoshington sent me here

    • @TJZ2022
      @TJZ2022 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      me too

    • @inferno4710
      @inferno4710 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Glad I’m in good company lmfao

  • @shieldgeneratorviigaming6415
    @shieldgeneratorviigaming6415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It took me a few minutes to realize this was fake. When they starting talking about the Helvetica Scenario, I knew they were making it all up.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, the fact that EVERY other fact they mention is either explicitly false or completely fabricated, from Geographical information, the names of common items, the properties of compounds, how EVERY LITTLE THING has been purposefully chosen to be completely untrue, it was the Faceless man clawing at the glass that tipped you off?

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guypierson5754 Hey now, you do realize that some of us are products of the American education system.

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Poopookachew1 Then learn something. You’ve only got yourself to blame

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tesseract5569 The sound of when something flies right over the head of a TH-cam commentator.

    • @alice_ecureuil
      @alice_ecureuil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      American School system at work it took me almost to the end to realize if it was real or not

  • @39PSIOnTheDaily
    @39PSIOnTheDaily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has a very surreal, minimalist, modernist style that is oddly attractive.

  • @annaelizabethwade1660
    @annaelizabethwade1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching this on the day BBC brought back educational programmes for coronavirus lockdown kids and I'd take this every time. Who'd have thought we'd actually find something even worse than Helvetica to deal with... 😱

  • @comedyforage
    @comedyforage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That footage of the Helvetica scenario genuinely disturbed me.

  • @eddyp483
    @eddyp483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thankyou for uploading this. I didn't have my copy book the first time I saw this.

  • @wrednax8594
    @wrednax8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:13 I thought Imsomal Barati-Laan was outlawed by the Geneva Convention

  • @seeeteee
    @seeeteee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    milchig. milchig.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Write that down.

    • @dado9383
      @dado9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love how that one was actually true. people who made this are brilliant

    • @nou6206
      @nou6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      מִלכִג

  • @coffeedog2355
    @coffeedog2355 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank mr skeltal (thank) for this calcium!

    • @evolving_dore
      @evolving_dore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MassHysteria414 Thank you mr skeltal.
      Theltal.

  • @MegaParkhurst
    @MegaParkhurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant writing and perfect spoof - the BBC education progs had exactly this style and tone - really clever and the beginning of an excellent series.

  • @simonnicholson6069
    @simonnicholson6069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Love the non-linear settings of the 'flow selector' - 2.5, 5, 7, 12, 15. Also, why is there no Q in the alphabet gauge thing?!

    • @camerondrew9402
      @camerondrew9402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most i-Ca that is English speaking is raised worshipping a god called Qunch and hold firm beliefs surrounding the use of the most sacred of letters.

    • @DreamingCatStudio
      @DreamingCatStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cameron Drew Because calcium is insoluble. Pay attention!

    • @camerondrew9402
      @camerondrew9402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DreamingCatStudio Well my dad is a Chemistry expert in intelligent chemical theology so...

    • @DreamingCatStudio
      @DreamingCatStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@camerondrew9402 Oops meant to reply to Simon Nicholson. 🤓

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's to do with Hessletine's Law.

  • @ThomasBoyce5000
    @ThomasBoyce5000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The deadpan humor is fantastic

  • @tesseract5569
    @tesseract5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm tempted to show this to my Chem class just to see how many people believe it 😂

  • @katstwinkle
    @katstwinkle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    yeah,we used to watch a lot of these shows at school

  • @peartreeproductions77
    @peartreeproductions77 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love coming back to these

  • @cecilmaxentertainment
    @cecilmaxentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Was My Favorite TV Show In 2011 When It Aired On Adult Swim

  • @TheAvaLady
    @TheAvaLady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Heated to 12000 BC

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm always disturbed when they suffocate the intelligent calcium.

    • @drakesdrum1
      @drakesdrum1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *Neutralise ☺

  • @lennythunderhoops
    @lennythunderhoops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A bottle of Mont Glebe Distilled Water for only 9p... those were the days!

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:07 every graphic designer needs to hear this

  • @darrenclements
    @darrenclements 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you came into this at just the wrong point, you could be easily caught out. I know to avoid Helvetica though, now. I use Calibri as it's much safer. It has 2 queen atoms so if Imhotep marries one, one will remain.

  • @CaptApril123
    @CaptApril123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes... Make a note of this in your note book.

  • @camdflage
    @camdflage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Shame such comedic brilliance is no longer being made.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter ปีที่แล้ว

      You've obviously never heard of The Stanley Parable.

    • @camdflage
      @camdflage ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter I had not

    • @camdflage
      @camdflage ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you do that to me? Not sure where I am now.