“Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft” “You dare insult the son of a Shepard” “You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin”
"Dude your hair looks like a toothbrush!" this is something that was said to me on the day of my mom's funeral. (the person didn't know what i was going through so i'm not mad.) looking at my reflection showed me just how bad my short hair looked when brushed wrong. it honestly made me laugh.
Things each state of the UK is better at than any part of the world: Wales: speaking in consonants Scotland: playing bagpipes England: being insufferable Northern Ireland: wanting to be Irish
Damien, you're the perfect person for this sub, as always. You just enjoy a good burn so much. Also, ahem: Damien and Christian sitting in a tree... Damien wishes he were an aunt. He's already got his bags and swim trunks packed.
0:55 why did the poster censor subwoofers name. they have at least 10 subscribers and 5 followers on twitter (also why does the poster use discord light theme)
16:06 nah they look like they would lissen to hard metal rock, punk rock or death metal to me. also a bit of clascal music or some realy catchy meme music as well.
“Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft”
“You dare insult the son of a Shepard”
“You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin”
god bless rolf
Rolf is the best
shepherd* and a shepherd herds sheep, hence the name
SHAK-LA-KAAAAAA
Rolf is the best. Praise the son of a Shepherd
i got told my posture is like quagmire mid-giggity and i cant get over it 😭😭😭
Nah that’s crazy.
MID GIGGITY?!?! Holy shit, that's... That's so fucking funny. I'm so sorry about your posture but that's hysterical
I need to see your posture... You have me curious!!
I would never recover
Lmao oh noooo!!!
Calling someone autistic as a insult is like the opposite of a UNCOMMON insult
Lazy, boring, uncreative, overdone, ableist. 0/10
calling someone [identity] ❎: overdone, offensive
calling someone the human equivalent of [something annoying] ✅: humorous, inoffensive
Why can’t i comment under my own comment
@@theominouspigeon “you’re the human equivalent of a toddler”
It was done in a more creative manner than usual.
"Flying too high to the lamp in your mom's basement" is my new favorite sentence I've ever heard.
"Dude your hair looks like a toothbrush!"
this is something that was said to me on the day of my mom's funeral. (the person didn't know what i was going through so i'm not mad.) looking at my reflection showed me just how bad my short hair looked when brushed wrong. it honestly made me laugh.
Oh man, im sorry about your mom, hope its gets better for u
Damien and Rare Insults go so well together IMO because the contrast between the constant insults and his good vibes just mesh so well
Things each state of the UK is better at than any part of the world:
Wales: speaking in consonants
Scotland: playing bagpipes
England: being insufferable
Northern Ireland: wanting to be Irish
france is more insufferable
avg. welsh city name: llwnyggffphhfffhhhhhffffffllllllll
(pronounced line-fell)
Country of the UK you fool. What do you think we are? America?
7:19 He looks like if someone wanted to draw Jesus but thought the long hair was too gay
He looks like the white version of the actual Jesus
2:15 Dwayne Johnson playing a smart character? Would be a first
The rock playing anything other than the rock is impossible
0:09 the lack of uhhh… speech!
baby babble is fun :)
you can go “ANDANDJANDSBA”
and we can go “aww 🥰”
4:55 this guy could play Patrick star in the inevitable live action SpongeBob movie
SpongeBob already has a musical, which is reportedly pretty good.
Robtop always has the most unorthodox yet clean insults.
The game developer we always needed and always will need.
"you have nothing to do with straight" sucks and "bi-yourself" is unoriginal, quit glazing
@@waffler-yz3gw *speaking of insults that have never once been uttered before
@@waffler-yz3gw you MUST be fun at parties.
real REAL fun.
@waffler-yz3gw the joy is in its stupidity and that he does not try to be creative when he can make something else work.
16:03 bro looks like moistCr1TiKal but he forgot how to sleep
bro look like d4mpcyn1kal
My first answer was “whatever’s at the gas station you stare at me from under”
He looks like a sentient statue
13:00 these pants made me create a peanut allergy. These should be called panuts.
"All he did was shave his chest and fart" 😂
Not even spontaneous human combustion burns that deep 🤣
""All he did was shave his chest and fart" 😂" 💀
Damien, you're the perfect person for this sub, as always. You just enjoy a good burn so much.
Also, ahem: Damien and Christian sitting in a tree... Damien wishes he were an aunt. He's already got his bags and swim trunks packed.
3:56 That's actually a good "what if" and as a woman, I'd rather randomly lay an egg than this week long nightmare every month...
At least breakfast won't be an issue anymore.
That is diabolical...
@@ceu160193
Bro. 💀💀💀💀
@@Bit_Zeta
How ?
*friendly reminder you can also get pregnant from precum so pulling out won’t help*
Well, today I learned something new
1:01 that noise scared the shit out of me
guess who's gonna go to your house and play that beautiful sound for you all night long😊
6:50 literally a xenomorph
Literally TWO xenomorphs
@@C.L.Hinton Literally no more than that without adoption
rememeber those Maya skulls everyone thought was proof of aliens were chilling in mesoamerica
11:03
Real life burgerpants
0:55 censoring subwoofers name is crazy
fr
EXACTLY
Its not like everyone could recognize them from the profile picture alone or anything 😭😭
@@Bupboy Everyone in the GD fandom knows Subwoofer, but only in the GD fandom
The rock is neither a teen nor is he black. theres literally nothing in common with Cyborg at all
The rock is actually half black so…
14:34 Weirdest thing about this insult is the assumption that these guys would care enough to ask. Otherwise...
A banger.
12:18 bottle opener
Robtop is a SAVAGE
Absolutely
Sikky agrees
16:05 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen"
how dare yt hide this from me for 21 seconds
Guy from the original thumbnail before it changed 7:00 looked like the guy from Smiling Friends
OK THANK YOU FOR SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
5:55 bro is about to summon the whole gd community with this one 😭
no one can insult a pigeon
dam I think you’re right
why yo ass lookin at me like that?😭
you flying rat
"ur fat" - Me to a random pigeon at the park.
fancy doorstop
12:08 paper towels dipped in diarrhea with shit flavoured gravel
4:43 Not my fault math confuses you so much you can't handle seeing even one mathematical symbol.
Its not even math its just a simbol
Bruh that model looks like she'll break a rib if she sneezes! XD You could cut glass with that jaw.
9:10 she looks like she would turn into a Reinigen from Grimm
That bookshelf behind Sophie Rain is a subliminal representation of her subscribers wallets, and possibly their cognitive ability 😂
7:24 wich one of yall ordered wendigoon of ali express
9:00 is he..holding the steering wheel so she can selfie? or is the picture reversed. cause the angle of his arm could be either.
DAMIENS BACK!
i once got called seaweed and i cant forget it
I recently got called an ice cube. I can't tell if that person was teasing or actually rude. Kinda cute though.
😭
12:42 she looks like a habsburg royal
14:15 dont read it vertically
16:04 Bro looks like The Rolling Giant from The Oldest View made by Kane Pixels
That's so specific but I can see it
8:44 Stay away from my apples
4:34 i guess programming makes me functionally illiterate, i write "!=" in messages
You use it for not equal im guessing?
5:00 dude got a wider neck than cranium.
😂
9:45 The fact that Pete Davidson dated Kim Kardashian makes this weirdly accurate... 😅
Damn, Emkay couldn’t even get a drop above Uncommon tier. Probably underleveled too at that rate.
loving the barrage of Damien vids 🔥
2:26 the best father figure!
did not expect seeing Geometry Dash in an EmKay video
16:29 I love this sentence
13:55 THATS ME
Purse burgers are better than ass burgers
12:29 if the Crimson Chin was from Zimbabwe
0:55 why did the poster censor subwoofers name.
they have at least 10 subscribers and 5 followers on twitter
(also why does the poster use discord light theme)
ikr, it doesn't give anything away
i'm insulted how good a video about insults is
1:58 my dad would be a better cyborg because he is a cyborg.
16:09 looks like if moist critikal had a bad day
13:49 Nahh Hippos would be chill with this person
4:55 last time we had a "white friday" was 1916, we dont want another white friday
12:55 They gave their pants eczema.
Discount Van Gogh look’n face.
this subreddit is gold
I adore, "I wont take advice from stained Tupperware." Wow... 🤣
6:57
Looks like someone forgot to turn off the extrusion tool!
desmond from smiling friends
how dare youtube nut in my ear
Wat.
9:17 ain't she the one from Melvin's Macabre?
Cheers mates.
13:39 Firey bfdi
These roasts are the 0.01% of food left in a dish
5:36 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the morge biopsy the blood and fat tissue to preserve the body for burial?
8:45
She looks like the girl from the disney adults animation meat canyon made
14:37 It didn't go through 😢
1:45 Timothée Chalalay 🔥🔥🔥
(16:03) He looks like he would squeeze and rumble as he mimics a weeping Angel.
That first one, I always say some people sound better when they're quiet.
16:06 nah they look like they would lissen to hard metal rock, punk rock or death metal to me. also a bit of clascal music or some realy catchy meme music as well.
My favorite insult to use: You look like the type of person that brings pasta salad to the potluck.
0:00 I TELL MY LITTLE SISTER THAT 😭
8:07 You are correct, I am not ready, as I cannot find the words to properly articulate just how mind-bogglingly stupid that is.
The thumbnail 💀
11:11 purse burgerlar
0:56 GEOMETRY DASH MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏
i was expecting the joke to be "when is it RED friday" or something of the like LMAO
3:36 she looks like the mask for the purge picture.
13:44:; the disrespect…. that is the artist know as Jelly Roll….. well that’s twitter folks
I have never been this early to an Emkay video! Today is my day!
How is everyone doing this week.
Pretty good. Hbu?
fine wbu?
@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.
@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.
@@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.
16:05 the rolling giant is real
THE MUSIC HAS RETURNED
16:05, how does the dude look like the rolling giant from the oldest view
Damien - "I am flabbergasted, appalled..."... read as "Impressed"...but don't tell anyone 😀
2:16 dwayan is still recovering from the rotten tomatoes after his role in Black atom
7:18 he looks like he has a life cereal box full of lemons.
15:16 that's not the morning bugle
Emkay, you sound just like Fred from Scooby Doo.
That picture farthest to the right... Is she ok? She looks malnurished.
OMG when you said Christian is like a father figure I freaked out because my dad‘s name is also Christian!
Damien is now canonically a stick figure in my mind.