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  • @namechange.136
    @namechange.136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39288

    I'm going to be trapped in a House spiral again. I shouldn't have clicked.

    • @Aladato
      @Aladato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      My tip to you is, get trapped in another spiral before you arrive here. Problem solved.

    • @edwardness7497
      @edwardness7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      ahhhh... truth

    • @avizokhatsu8793
      @avizokhatsu8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Same problem

    • @NinaNa202
      @NinaNa202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Same... I just got out of it like few weeks ago.... no.......

    • @ashleighmakesart542
      @ashleighmakesart542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Haha same

  • @doosca7479
    @doosca7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23835

    Kid: * Is literally having a seizure*
    House: ( Rolls eyes)

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Good

    • @dhruvrawat430
      @dhruvrawat430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      It's normal for people who know what seizures are.

    • @doosca7479
      @doosca7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@dhruvrawat430 it was a joke but aight

    • @coma_flotante
      @coma_flotante 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

      The kids is also rolling eyes

    • @criticalmas7770
      @criticalmas7770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@coma_flotante LOL yes he is haha

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7736

    Kid: *having seizure*
    House: *looking at chess board in defeat*

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh shit a spider 🕷 wait a minute

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *PRIORITIES*

    • @Yoitshuskyvods
      @Yoitshuskyvods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love house

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he actually would have won that

    • @CLAX1337
      @CLAX1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@FranP25P sure there is a review by agadmator of their positions :) the kid uses a common combination. But at least they actually have the board set up correctly bahah.

  • @quinderataylor2198
    @quinderataylor2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11009

    “Your kid’s a jerk... yeah it’s probably your fault.” House is a king.

    • @lstarsabb
      @lstarsabb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Yeah it normal to have jerk qualities, but if it consumes your whole personality that is because you never checked your child when it was necessary to be.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lstarsabb seems like you'd make a great parent NOT

    • @johnkramer5886
      @johnkramer5886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 Dang, are you a comedian?

    • @redfordreddington8834
      @redfordreddington8834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lstarsabb that's naive

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@redfordreddington8834and not understanding that's sometimes the case is ignorant

  • @analaurita9260
    @analaurita9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12613

    Chase: I hate this kid
    House: I like this kid
    A few moments later...
    House : I hate this kid

    • @johnchristopher3032
      @johnchristopher3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Chess will do that

    • @steampunkastronaut7081
      @steampunkastronaut7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Foreman the gay: I like this kid!

    • @chrismassouh7828
      @chrismassouh7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I hate him as well

    • @chung2F5
      @chung2F5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's such a jerk that even the biggest jerk in this side of universe hates him lmao

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Kid: People must have to watch what they say around you.
      Foreman: Why, because I'm black?
      Kid: No, because you're gay.
      Foreman: *Angry Sigh*
      😂😂😂

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13779

    Actually title: House Vs. Naturally born Reddit user

    • @newsforyou4777
      @newsforyou4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      DoubtlessCar0 facts

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Without the neck beard and unfunny sense of humour

    • @DoubtlessCar0
      @DoubtlessCar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@theo2669 without the neck beard yes, but the unfunny sense of humor is a big part of it

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Alison Sanches Krinski I am an internet nomad. I just particularly hate reddit

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Where do y’all hang out on reddit to hate it so much its the best thing that happenned to me since sliced bread

  • @wertyuiop221
    @wertyuiop221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11726

    When you win so hard you go into a seizure

    • @Amy-uf3oj
      @Amy-uf3oj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      My daily life 😂 epilepsy problems 😂

    • @weezerfanatic5320
      @weezerfanatic5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Tyler 1

    • @bryantan4228
      @bryantan4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      He went into a seizure because he was bluffing. When you bluff without being good at it your heart rate goes up and you start sweating, which is how good poker players beat up noobs

    • @miracleifechukwu7953
      @miracleifechukwu7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally!! 😂😂😂

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amy I’ve crashed 2 cars now because of epilepsy lol

  • @cheesycheerios176
    @cheesycheerios176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13504

    Kid: Does anybody even like you?
    House: You're dying
    Best comeback ever

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Reminds me of that scene in scrubs when JD does about the same thing.

    • @cheesycheerios176
      @cheesycheerios176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chandlerrose4545 indeed : )

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      House should have replied, "You're dying and your mother's happy". That seems to be more fitting for House.

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @tu tu Everyone lies and everyone dies.

    • @aarondaboi2670
      @aarondaboi2670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      uno reverse card power intensifies

  • @madnawi
    @madnawi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7515

    the kid is basically House but without the charisma and witty charm.

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      he's based

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Or finishing med school.

    • @nonchalantcommenting2273
      @nonchalantcommenting2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Why go to med school when you can make every one who went look like idiots😂

    • @kailevil3444
      @kailevil3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It's probably because I didn't understand the kid's character well, but I think the other difference between young and older (and seemingly being more intelligent than House on chess) is that House cares for others, even if it's so little. At least that's what I think.

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So… House

  • @purramedicintraining2878
    @purramedicintraining2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10866

    House: *stabs patient*
    House: oh nurse!! The patient is bleeding....for some reason....

    • @m4rl094
      @m4rl094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      🤣

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      I like how the mother wasn't mad

    • @elbertcamerino9229
      @elbertcamerino9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmao

    • @TheGreatBambi
      @TheGreatBambi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      666 likes?

    • @IrenicCryogenic
      @IrenicCryogenic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm confused, why did house prick the patient?

  • @blank1507
    @blank1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15895

    Yo his mom was really bummed when she found out he was going to live😂

    • @yeahsureeeno9320
      @yeahsureeeno9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      💀💀💀💀.

    • @elijahh2220
      @elijahh2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

      Pretty sure she was actually just bummed to find out that the personality issues weren't part of his condition, meaning she had to deal with them

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      I could understand... To deal with someone troubled is actually hard.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Dialysis sucks

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Brittany Bennett I never said that... I said I understand her dissapointed expression...thats all you do not want that but want a stop from it that's all... And if it's disturbing to you.. I don't really care :) it's my opinion I'm not forcing you to agree or think highly of it...

  • @DANGJOS
    @DANGJOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    Did anyone notice that Cameron solved this case a long time ago? She said hemachromatosis, and House shot it down because it didn't explain the non-existent personality disorder.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      YES! In the second differential meeting, and she never got credit for it.

    • @soleiltounsi6754
      @soleiltounsi6754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      No, she didn't defend her suggestion. So she only suggested, but not find the solution.

    • @jamesDJRPM
      @jamesDJRPM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      You have to be able to defend and back your theory up before it's a win..

    • @chishalakabwe6231
      @chishalakabwe6231 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But then the episode wouldn't have happened if it was solved immediately 😂

    • @malcriaditto7048
      @malcriaditto7048 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      why would personality disorder be related to pissing blood in the first place?

  • @Beachdude67
    @Beachdude67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6618

    The chess position was analyzed at agadmator's chess channel. Nate actually had a winning position despite the fact that he had a seizure.

    • @alfluna5
      @alfluna5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Do you have the link?

    • @GilgameshApproves
      @GilgameshApproves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CubanCubeFanhahahaha

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      They used a famous old game to model this one.

    • @aniruddhnaganur1393
      @aniruddhnaganur1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wasn't a Sicilian defense either lmao 1.f4 c5

    • @vincenzbill9155
      @vincenzbill9155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You can tell at 3:31 that House was like:"Whats the idea here ?"

  • @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452
    @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7973

    imagine how scary it is if you had to pee but then blood comes pouring out of you, but then again, I’m a woman

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Kind a happened to me once, I thonk I broke a blood vessel in my.... manhood and started to bleed. But it didn’t take long for or to stop.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I was scared when urine came out my vein

    • @Awyang
      @Awyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Its lupus fo sho

    • @Hell0hi15
      @Hell0hi15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Happened to me once. Hurt like hell, and it kept happening the whole day. Then.. it just kinda.. fixed itself. Went to the hospital but they had no idea what it was and the next day I was better. Still wondering tf happened to me... (am male)

    • @chloescott2006
      @chloescott2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      One time on my first period (I was 8) I thought I was peeing but it was my period that I saw in the toilet

  • @TheMutantCreeper
    @TheMutantCreeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    I remember seeing a bit of the kid having blood in his urine on TV. My dad changed the channel before figuring out what happened. I was in elementary school at the time. It kinda stayed in my brain ever since. Finally I now know after ten years.

    • @austinwagner9954
      @austinwagner9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same I never knew the show would be this good lol

    • @ajaybyadgi2672
      @ajaybyadgi2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's so weird I had a very similar experience

    • @van2110
      @van2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ajaybyadgi2672 same! That specific scene always stayed in my head

    • @Lu_ciernaga
      @Lu_ciernaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao my parents would put House on the tv and then take a nap or go shopping or whatev and I'd stay and watch the show until they (sometimes) noticed how graphic/inadequate some scenes were and changed channels. Imagine my surprise years later seeing this show and suddenly remembering stuff XD
      Some parts that stayed engraved in my memory were House stabbing this kid, House with his rat in the apartment of the police officer (Euphoria), House sticking a knife in the electrical socket (97 seconds), the diagnosis in Daddy's Boy, the whole episode of House's Head, Chase punching House and House trying to give himself surgery in the bathtub

    • @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy
      @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @jacobpineda4136
    @jacobpineda4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    Is it just me or does House have a satisfying voice somehow?

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Jacob Pineda And it’s not even his real voice.

    • @mattdavi0
      @mattdavi0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      His natural British accent is so much more satisfying

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And not sped up like a chipmunk is better, too.

    • @DemetriusDrekin01
      @DemetriusDrekin01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nearly all of my doctors have satisfying voices for some reason

    • @iLikeToColor69
      @iLikeToColor69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Look up "St. James Infirmary by Hugh Laurie" you won't regret when he starts singing. That's House's real name btw

  • @lovkop
    @lovkop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9134

    House is a jerk, but he's actually considered Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral. Unlike this kid, who is nothing more than just a jerk (as far as the episode shows). That's most likely why House didn't like him either.

    • @weavercs4014
      @weavercs4014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Chaotic Neutral Level 72

    • @conor1417
      @conor1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Kid just enjoyed putting house in his place, cant blame him

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chaotic what????

    • @mrcombatant5569
      @mrcombatant5569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@AverageAlien It's a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons, and also a fair few other RPG systems) alignment chart. Think of a table with 9 squares. One column of three squares is 'Chaotic', the next column is 'Neutral', and the third is 'Lawful'. The first row of three squares is "Good", the second row is "Neutral" and the third is "Evil".
      It's a system that describes a character's alignment in light of their actions. So someone that is Chaotic Good doesn't follow the rules, but does it for a good cause, like Batman.
      Someone that is Lawful Evil uses rules and bargaining to do evil things, like Lex Luthor.
      House is considered Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral because he does things outside of the confines of rules and regulations, but (mostly) for a good cause.
      Cameron would likely be Lawful Good, while Cuddy would be Lawful Neutral. The former thinks of following the rules and being a good person. The latter would rather follow the rules but potentially at the expense of lives. As there's no malice, it's not 'evil', but it is 'neutral'.
      Does that explain it for you?

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mrcombatant5569 Ah thanks, yeah that clears it up. Saw those descriptions of characters somewhere else I think.
      I'd describe him as an INTJ personality wise. Check it out, it's a pretty in depth character description.

  • @vonilla2947
    @vonilla2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "Your kid's a jerk"
    "Yeah it's probably your fault"
    Smooth

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’d be a jerk if my mum cried when she found out I wasn’t gonna die

    • @DAREDEVIL-MANWITHOUTFEAR
      @DAREDEVIL-MANWITHOUTFEAR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@rebelfriend1818She cried because she realized his behavior wasn’t linked to his medical diagnosis like they initially assumed. She realized she would have to put up with an ungrateful narcissist

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7129

    God I love this episode out off all the patients House has had this one gave him a run for his money verbally and mentally

    • @spencerarnot
      @spencerarnot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @Vito Mcsween “I know. I was bluffing. And that’s why...(snicker).. you lost.” Despite this rebuttal House was still the bigger jerk. He tried to rub both the painful treatment plan AND the presumed chess victory in the kids face. But the kid still bested him with that line. Ahh ego.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vito Mcsween the patients never really have an impact

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@spencerarnot That's a paltry comeback line, that every knowitall who hates having their nose snubbed falls back on.

    • @alexanderfilgueiras1495
      @alexanderfilgueiras1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liquorsnake Actually, some of them did

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spencerarnot IKR!

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    A bigger jerk? Bigger than House?
    Must be a lie...

    • @jozo.fisherman
      @jozo.fisherman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is

    • @theyhaventfedmesince
      @theyhaventfedmesince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yeah. It probably just lupus

    • @SuperHornedtoad
      @SuperHornedtoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Everyone lies

    • @jozo.fisherman
      @jozo.fisherman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SuperHornedtoad everybody* but its still good

    • @trevscribbles
      @trevscribbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theyhaventfedmesince Lupus, my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    You've got to respect that moment House told him, "you're dying", and the kid almost wavered, then came back and won.

  • @td8263
    @td8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2844

    Kid:having a seizure
    House:Crap!!

    • @hannahscott6604
      @hannahscott6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TD hahahah

    • @johnbean9797
      @johnbean9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TD hahahah

    • @leahwalker9151
      @leahwalker9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TD but with less enthusiasm

    • @tracyshelton5599
      @tracyshelton5599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I must be a bit demented, because I find house a bit funny

    • @jakeshowalter5819
      @jakeshowalter5819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tracyshelton5599 I do too. I forgot how dark sense of humor he has

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3757

    6:25 'I wasn't going to thank you, I was going to tell you, you really suck at this.'
    'We're doing our best.'
    'That's sort of my point, your best really sucks.'
    That's like the most brutal honesty I've ever heard in my entire life, lol.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Kind of the pattern of the entire series - the doctors are exceptionally wrong over and over (with every type of blood test and MRI and brain scan, and surgeries and hit or miss attempts to treat hunches until (usually) they get the right answer).
      But at least sometimes the series lets the patients die.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@howard5992 It is indeed. It was probably put in the show just for that reason. They've broken MRI machines and everything.
      When the patients die it's actually kind of sad. These 2 come to mind.
      th-cam.com/video/O6MEI_IZVk4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/LipEMshfoao/w-d-xo.html

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@827Drew to be fair, they do take purposely difficult and exceptional cases exclusively. They pretty much never have a cut and dry straightforward case

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Biosquid239 You're definitely not going to get an argument from me. Not because I'm not argumentative, just because I agree with you. :D

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@827Drew

  • @virgilthemob1242
    @virgilthemob1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I know that part where he pissed blood on the floor was supposed to be dramatic, but I laughed my ass off anyways. He was trying to be smug and dismissive and karma just hit back at him. That and the iron build-up.

  • @Ramb0Dust
    @Ramb0Dust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4095

    The dude kinda looks a bit like Joffrey

    • @gadzooksgoreal8582
      @gadzooksgoreal8582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      EagleEarth oml for a few seconds I actually thought it was the actor who played Joffrey

    • @christopherwilt7718
      @christopherwilt7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      He’s definitely just as punchable as Joffrey.

    • @TehCrushinatorz
      @TehCrushinatorz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I thought he looked like a young Ben Shapiro

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm afraid Joffrey makes this kid look like a half-House

    • @kyjuan89
      @kyjuan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Looks like Joffrey at his wedding 😏

  • @AshBud13
    @AshBud13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    When even House calls you a jerk, you know you have issues.

  • @SahrEmmanuelStJohn
    @SahrEmmanuelStJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Imagine being called a jerk by the biggest jerk in the history of jerkiness

  • @itsalfred
    @itsalfred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "you're going to hurt yourself"
    "I'M GOING TO HURT YOU" this show is amazing

  • @charlesdarwin6224
    @charlesdarwin6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    *Me looking at video title* - *BLASPHEMY*

  • @suzys8558
    @suzys8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    The poor mom, she seemed incredibly happy when he was about to die. lol

    • @L-EndermAn
      @L-EndermAn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yeah, makes you wonder how this kid is in his everyday life with his mom :(

    • @suzys8558
      @suzys8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@L-EndermAn she's definitely counting down the days till he's 16 or 18 to tell him to leave the house... no pun intended.

    • @poutsamouni5483
      @poutsamouni5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@L-EndermAn his mum s@cked she probably.made him this way

    • @sewerrat11000
      @sewerrat11000 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@L-EndermAn well with a kid like that what parent wouldn't want him to go tf away

    • @senk0san
      @senk0san ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I would too.

  • @alexkelsey7058
    @alexkelsey7058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Even at his absolute worst, House tries to either heal patients, or make his team better at their jobs. He understands some of the less uplifting realities of medicine and wants his team to accept them so they don’t have to battle with their consciences all the time.

    • @msairs
      @msairs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      House has his limits. that kid needs to bet put in his place.

  • @Sigma0283
    @Sigma0283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "Sorry, the irons innocent on that count. Your kids a jerk. Yeah, it's probably your fault."
    "Oh nurse! This patient is bleeding for some reason."
    Battle of the jerks.

  • @justinlindfors8512
    @justinlindfors8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    The chess game was actually a very sweet bonding moment, especially when you consider the irony that the kid was pretty smug for someone who's about to win as he gets a seizure but would have lost anyway.

    • @leafsoup
      @leafsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      IRON-y

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't understand. Would have lost anyway, as he was sick? Despite winning position, he lost because of his sickness?

    • @jazzyhands3289
      @jazzyhands3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AamuAurora he woukd have lost the chess game

    • @Losojostristes
      @Losojostristes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The point is House still toppled his own king. The kid knew he was going to lose so he switched tactics to win. His poker face and sore-winner attitude made House cave.

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Losojostristes Overwhelming confidence is a hell of a demoralizer for an opponent.

  • @Jda1101
    @Jda1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    This was recommended to me by TH-cam and now I’ll be in this endless cycle of House clips forever because I can’t not watch.

    • @georgiatie3909
      @georgiatie3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshua Amos same :)

    • @simplythebest286
      @simplythebest286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same here !!!!

    • @Krazeetamee
      @Krazeetamee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      duude.. me too..

    • @LimaBear1235
      @LimaBear1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's something endlessly satisfying about his quick wit, and finding out the solution to the puzzle. These videos are dopamine in 10 minute shots.

    • @benkleschinsky
      @benkleschinsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup.

  • @zoeliu3191
    @zoeliu3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Nate:gets a seizure
    House: crap
    Nurse walks in.
    House: he's having a seizure.
    I feel like House was more focused on the game more than the patient

  • @AllFiery
    @AllFiery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    “I don’t know, maybe he’s... evil.”
    Hilarious.

  • @nursezeldafan4639
    @nursezeldafan4639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Kid: Having a seizure.
    *House: Continues to focus on chessboard after giving orders*

  • @cryoraptora303tm2
    @cryoraptora303tm2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    "Your doctor said he needs immunosuppressants"
    *shakes head* "they're idiots; it's not amyloidosis"
    lmao House stop roasting your own doctors lol

    • @CLICKFORCAROLINE
      @CLICKFORCAROLINE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Cryoraptor didn’t he roast himself because he ordered them? Lol

    • @iltercio
      @iltercio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CLICKFORCAROLINE exactly!

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially since Cameron got the diagnosis before him.

    • @joannadee8861
      @joannadee8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 like

    • @ChickieDaNuggie
      @ChickieDaNuggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooooo I read this just as it happened 😂

  • @MucaroBoricua
    @MucaroBoricua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Your kid's a jerk. Yeah. it's probably your fault."
    That's the best line!

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Never forget to put the episode numbers and season numbers, that's a felony...

    • @Rustyluis
      @Rustyluis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They don't have to if it's the official channel, if they own the rights to these clips then they can put or not put whatever they want in the description since it is their video by law. If I am mistaken then I apologize.

    • @Scrubs1337
      @Scrubs1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rusty Luis r/whooosh

    • @beepbeep3839
      @beepbeep3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rusty Luis it would be nice to know the season and episode to watch it

    • @aneecraft2350
      @aneecraft2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Scrubs1337 r/whooosh*

    • @PortRoyale
      @PortRoyale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soo did anyone actually find out which season and episode it is? :D

  • @ellamuston9253
    @ellamuston9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Kid: *Having a seizure
    House: *Rolls eyes* Crap

  • @imofage3947
    @imofage3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I particularly enjoy the episodes where House gets to meet an intellectual equal. It gives the writers an opportunity to have some really good jabs back and forth..
    This one and the Hot Dwarf mom come to mind.

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did House ever get to go for a spin? lol

    • @imofage3947
      @imofage3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LarryDickman1 Nice one. I don't think so. The show was more focused on House and Cuddy's will they/won't they sexual tension.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This kid isn't a genius, he's just good at chess.

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hot dwarf mom? What a label

    • @JackLWalsh
      @JackLWalsh ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂 oh please, the kid isn’t House’s intellectual equal. House is a genius, the kid is an above average chess player. Chess skill isn’t indicative of whether someone’s a genius.
      Magnus Carlson would be a demonstrably better chess player then Albert Einstein, but Magnus could never ever rival the genius Einstein was. Just like in this fictional case with House. The kid has no other talents then chess.

  • @dyowzhars9400
    @dyowzhars9400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    So, in Spanish, there's a word for a chess strategy called "Celada". There's no exact translation, but the closest to it might be "ambush". It's done by tricking your oponent into doing something that ultimately benefits you. And you see, the key to a good celada is not just taking your oponent by surprise, it's not just making him think everything's okay so he doesn't suspect. No; the key to a good celada is bait. It's making your oponent think HE is the one that's tricking you. Making him think YOU are the one that's going down, because once that they see victory on the horizon, they'll want to rush to it, and end up falling... exactly where you wanted. Some really intelligent celadas even have several traps inside the traps. You make a small sacrifice, basically, you let yourself to fall into one trap, in order to create a bigger one. That's how you make a good celada.
    But you see, the most interesting thing, is that the concept of celadas doesn't only work in chess. In a more metaphoric level, they can also be applied in real life. After all, isn't chess a metaphor for life itself?
    And take a look at what we see here. House and the kid are playing, but what do they exactly show when they do so? Both seem to be very good at it, but when House moves his knight, the kid's smirk says it all. He thinks he has won. He thinks House, his opponet, is the one going down. But this chess match isn't a big deal. This chess match won't change anything important. What this chess match is, is, precisely, a small sacrifice. A bait. And by reacting in such an arrogant and aggressive way after he wins, the boy reveals much more about his character than what he could obtain by winning the game. House pays the prize of giving up this match, but by doing so... he gets to see how the person in front of him *really* is. He gains much more information. And the best thing, is that he doesn't even realize it.
    Basically, House made a celada, a chess ambush, with the chess game itself. Now that's beauty.
    Be careful with celadas, my friends.
    And cheers from Spain.

    • @cek128
      @cek128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dyow Zhars that was very interesting

    • @permanentlybored195
      @permanentlybored195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dyow Zhars so it is pretty much a sacrifice for your own benefit

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Us English-speaking chess players simply call that a swindle.

    • @NoNamedNobody692
      @NoNamedNobody692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xanatos Gambit maybe?
      Sounds like what celeda is referring to in this context.

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bill Zussman come back when you're actually funny.

  • @potatopatata2211
    @potatopatata2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    0:59 when i pee and my menstruation is going along with it

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love how even House the insufferable genius finds this kid insufferable

  • @Dmillionaire1
    @Dmillionaire1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    I feel like Robert Downey Jr mirrored House's character for the Ironman role. To me they're almost identical.

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why?

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Montrail Miller I feel the same way

    • @jimbobdoohicky9150
      @jimbobdoohicky9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn't he on the show

    • @KARTOONOG
      @KARTOONOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@jimbobdoohicky9150 Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) was on the show once.

    • @mbnvnd
      @mbnvnd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      House is meaner imo and iron man is more showy or cocky

  • @cecile8201
    @cecile8201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Just limp away." 🤣🤣

    • @raphaelpaz3299
      @raphaelpaz3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cecile Findley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:39 This sounds like a MW2 lobby
    "You know no one likes you, right?"
    "Would anyone like you?"
    *"That's why you're dying"*

  • @tungsten4422
    @tungsten4422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4857

    Ben Shapiro, is that you?

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Doctors don't care about your feelings

    • @countryboyblue21
      @countryboyblue21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Damn sure looks like him

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@countryboyblue21 it sounds like him too

    • @esperanzogomez3237
      @esperanzogomez3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      No, The kid is a genius not an idiot. Lol.

    • @jamesashford6111
      @jamesashford6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LOL! I am dying laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Good one! Ha ha

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    That kind of a jerk is just a mythical creature we can't imagine.

  • @andreylavi111
    @andreylavi111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I loved this kid. He nailed his role

    • @FJSpecter
      @FJSpecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You mean you hate him, he nailed his role

    • @kalakalim4081
      @kalakalim4081 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe he'll play a spoiled king in the future

  • @unusuallyasian4070
    @unusuallyasian4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love how calm he was when the kid was having a seizure

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Seizures on House make me laugh... Epilepsy runs in my family and I've witnessed so many real seizures. Some _terrifying_

    • @zrosiez691
      @zrosiez691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kimberly s Same here

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My niece had epilepsy among many other things since birth and her seizures could be the left arm stretched over the head and the right leg bent by the knee. And just subtle spastic movements over the body. The worst was the horrible, scared cry she made during and after. Poor baby, she passed away before she could turn 4. I miss her so much..

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the real scary ones are the ones you can't see, to me. Grammals are definitely scary, but when someone acting perfectly normal just starts staring off or has a complete memory laps, that's what makes me worry. my mom has been epileptic for almost 10 years now, and I had it all throughout highschool. Both of us found a treatment that works for us, but we both still have bad episodes every once in a while.

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexis Oelberg ive never seen a ”silent” seizure but it sounds terrifying...!

    • @tamayotomato185
      @tamayotomato185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@hejmedlitetH08 i have 'silent' seizures too- their called petit mal absence seizures, they usually last a few second but can last for minutes depending on the person- to other people it looks like you just stare off into space for a few minutes, its called absent because you completely black out- its like your brain shuts off for a few seconds, and usually your anxiety spikes afterwards even if you don't remember why
      personally i find grammals scarier but that's just me, i might just be used to the kind i get-

  • @nathanaelhahn
    @nathanaelhahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Didn't know Ben Shapiro used to be a child actor

  • @LarryNathanielPhoto
    @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    My question is why are they suddenly releasing all these House snippets on TH-cam in 2019? Could there be a spin-off in the works?

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Doubt it. They've been releasing these snippets since August of 2017, they recently auctioned off a bunch of costumes and props from the series, and Chase, the heir to House's diagnostic throne, has been a fireman on NBC for the last seven years.

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wobby1268 😥

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Renee Jewell you are correct, because you obviously are dumb. They in this case refers to the show itself. If you would look before insulting people you would see that it wasn't uploaded by anybody, but by the show itself.

    • @gingerbill128
      @gingerbill128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto Don't waste your time on an angry troll , some people are just angry at the world and hate themselves , they will just ignore you and insult you. I mean look at there response :). Insulting others for no reason is the text book sign of self hatred.

  • @nurlindafsihotang49
    @nurlindafsihotang49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Finally, a kid who made House said to him "jerk".
    That kid will go places

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like to dialysis

    • @JonkerHoodMoments
      @JonkerHoodMoments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or saying facts dont care about your feelings

    • @orionmars7646
      @orionmars7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Hell

  • @Intrepid_Sloan
    @Intrepid_Sloan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Oh nurse!” in that jolly tone with the head tilt was hilarious😆

  • @muaddibz
    @muaddibz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Here's your sample"

  • @masters.1000
    @masters.1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Season 1-3 were gold.

    • @bakhtazeem4992
      @bakhtazeem4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sir Alexander yeah, also 5 and 7

    • @jakester12321
      @jakester12321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This was one of the very few shows that were all good (even game of thrones fucked in their last season)

    • @ImmortalMadwolf
      @ImmortalMadwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4 is the best

    • @victorcabanelas
      @victorcabanelas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except for the final half of season 3 and the first half of the last one, I think this was a really solid show overall.

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@victorcabanelas Actually it wasn't.
      The first three seasons (especially the first and second) were just a medical show, with an intelligent, skeptical and rational main character. Perfectly balanced.
      Later on it became only about House and his drug issue, mixed with some controversial or existential debates.

  • @archer9338
    @archer9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It was at this moment that the kid decided to become a diagnostition in order to defeat House at his own game.

  • @crucisnh
    @crucisnh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I can't decide whether House should have liked this kid because the kid seemed so much like House, or if House should have hated the kid because he was too much like House. What a conundrum.

    • @Crescentknight8189
      @Crescentknight8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      crucisnh House probably disliked the kid because while House had a reason for being a jerk, this kid was a jerk simply because he felt that he was superior to everyone. He has a loving Mom, goes to the best schools, and is intellectually gifted. He isn't even unhappy or in pain. He is simply a jerk who gets his kicks from making people feel bad.

    • @sowrabhkarkala1232
      @sowrabhkarkala1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Crescentknight8189 or just a typical 13 year old

    • @bloodcottoncandy
      @bloodcottoncandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sowrabhkarkala1232 Westerners really need to instill respect for the elders into the youths. Whoop his assor throw him to the streets if he's talking smack.

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bloodcottoncandy we aren't from a shithole like you that beats children because the parents are incompetent savages

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kevk9306
      Proverbs 13:24
      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
      The west was built on the Bible. Turning away from it has caused the problems we now face.

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I see the title.
    I'm immediately skeptical.

  • @TheMacC117
    @TheMacC117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I can't believe no one is talking about how this kid actually beat House at chess......

    • @lurking_silhouette5802
      @lurking_silhouette5802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Um, he didn't.

    • @EatYourVegs
      @EatYourVegs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He did cause House lay down his king

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      House was overconfident and it was one of the rare cases he was fooled even if he would have won if he didn't listen to the kid.

    • @Ro-uk7ml
      @Ro-uk7ml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The kid was a chess prodigy, to be fair.

    • @TheMacC117
      @TheMacC117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Ro-uk7ml We see later that House wins a chess game over several days if not weeks without even looking at the board. I think the writers forgot about this scene.

  • @theploymaker
    @theploymaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    This kid both looks like and radiates the same energy as Ben Shapiro

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But less smart

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      And what I mean is the kid is smarter than Benny boy.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah...AntiChrist Energy

    • @GrayveRoseMusic
      @GrayveRoseMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      True but only if you are a snowflake or leftist

    • @yuhyeet231
      @yuhyeet231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Grayve Rose keep crying

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I absolutely can't blame the mom for loving to hear that her son is going to live in agony for the rest of his life.

    • @Otisea
      @Otisea ปีที่แล้ว +4

      House only said he’d have to get his blood drained every couple months, that wouldn’t really hurt that badly.

    • @brandoncolis3841
      @brandoncolis3841 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Otisea and that would be for a good reason. Doctors keep patients on dialysis for a reason. And I think the only reason she did that was because he is going to be agony just as much as she emotionally was, and I do not agree with people saying that the mother would have been relieved to want her son to die or wish he would. She just wanted his atrocious behavior to cease, and if this was the only way to prevent that, so be it. Not a moral one, but not necessarily meant out of malice.

  • @the_lost_navigator
    @the_lost_navigator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Acting is critical, and these two 'jerks' nailed it, and Kudos to the writers who know how to 'play games' ;)

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:54 'Actually, this stuff isn't important at all.'
    'Your doctors said he needs immunosuppressants.'
    'They're idiots.'
    Man I wish this show was still on the air. :D

  • @lmaokillme9690
    @lmaokillme9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    wow im early for a show that was offed almost 7 years ago

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds like my punctuality.

    • @rizzamaeong
      @rizzamaeong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I envy you.
      i watched and rewatched this series.
      at some point, i wanted to be a doctor already.

  • @alephkorick9285
    @alephkorick9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mom: ''Honey, you're gonna hurt yourself!''
    son: ''im gonna hurt you''

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how nonchalantly he stabs the kid in his wrist then calls for a nurse, like it's the most ordinary thing ever

  • @baseballkenny8063
    @baseballkenny8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The *"Oh nurse"* had me dead lol

  • @Toshineko
    @Toshineko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:35 Pot calling the kettle black moment.

  • @ChaosChanneler
    @ChaosChanneler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He lost the bluff, the battle, the war and saved the kids life trying to beat him at a game the kid perfected when house thought he was a master of his own design. Top notch

  • @RFDeadKey
    @RFDeadKey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:01 hamburger stress test

    • @DylanKingE
      @DylanKingE 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol

    • @iamfabulous8386
      @iamfabulous8386 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      id loose such test immediately.. cheseburgrs are my weakness..

  • @EndGameLooter9715
    @EndGameLooter9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone who works with Amyloid patient's frequently...I know how difficult this conversation can be at the beginning. Especially for Chase.

  • @stevelopez598
    @stevelopez598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Kid: *has seizure*
    House: *Rolls Eyes* Crap.

  • @sarathkrishna6868
    @sarathkrishna6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I thought the title was impossible 🤔

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    HOUSE called someone a jerk? They must have been an absolutely *miserable* human being for him to call someone a name.

  • @kevinhoward9593
    @kevinhoward9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Isnt that the kid that does the mushroom therapy? sounds a lot younger here. 3:09 I love how House is just taking his time while the kid is ceasing.

  • @BelwillCoily
    @BelwillCoily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I remember that episode. That kid was a nightmare and a half. Excellent acting on his part (unless he’s actually like that in real life).

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can u tell me the episode and season please

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@navyasai5065 season 3 episode 23

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandon17760 thank u bro

    • @loquenlucas9060
      @loquenlucas9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye nice acting but tbh i watched the episode even dubbed in italian and well in italian sounds more like an evil/jerk/badass tbh

    • @Terron-de-pimienta
      @Terron-de-pimienta ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he would be really that way, the other actors would kill him before they finished filming the episode.

  • @xpussehjoestar3550
    @xpussehjoestar3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine if we all had a doctor like house man we'd all be okay

    • @jarcophagus
      @jarcophagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We’d have to go through extreme amounts of pain but eventually we’d get better

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Imma be honest. One of my biggest fears is pissing blood. When I saw that puddle of blood a minute in I physically cringed and turned away from my phone 🤢

    • @BiggestHaterEVER
      @BiggestHaterEVER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Women: 🗿 weakling

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BiggestHaterEVER you right. 99% of women got me on that

    • @luissera1296
      @luissera1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happened to me once burst blood vessel in my bladder according to the doctors about crapped myself when I looked in the toilet .

  • @coolpawz1996
    @coolpawz1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man, this kid is making House look like a SAINT!!! And that's saying something!!!!!!

  • @TD_JR
    @TD_JR ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've seen people who have been on dialysis suffer with late stage amyloidosis. These were people who had been dialyzed for years where they finally have had enough. I was there when he told his wife he didn't want to do this (dialysis) anymore. She did what she could and called their nephrologist in to talk him out of it. He did his best but the answer was no. I never saw him again that day. The nurses informed us he had passed 10 days later. RIP Kevin. You suffered greatly.

  • @xinkis
    @xinkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how he says "They're idiots!..." when it was his idea!

  • @issi2907
    @issi2907 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That "oh nurse" got me laugh my lungs out😅

  • @solegryphon1018
    @solegryphon1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:01 hey he’s having the fun seizure the one when you flop like a fish and not just look like you’re dead.

  • @Salemchevy
    @Salemchevy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    House when he sees/hears this kid.
    “Are you challenging me mortal?”

  • @sibusky7554
    @sibusky7554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    gotta give him credit the kid is a good actor

  • @CenobiteBeldar
    @CenobiteBeldar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I would have laughed at the end if the kid said, "So, you misdiagnose me. That means I can sue?" and after the kid admitted he knew of the chess result, if House said, "Enjoy dialysis". Oh man, that kid would have needed more treatment for the newly diagnosed burn House would have given him lmao

  • @sebbies
    @sebbies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i was eating cereal until he pissed out blood oh my god

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just wait until he pees cereal.

  • @hilarybenoit2926
    @hilarybenoit2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He is in liver failure.. i can tell you that much.. because of the Jaundice..

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the symptoms of too much iron in the blood is jaundice.

  • @kerrijohnstone7588
    @kerrijohnstone7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I was blufffing and that’s why, you lost” LOL

  • @yeehaw8079
    @yeehaw8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “...You suck at this.”
    “We’re doing our best.”
    “That’s sort of my point.”

  • @mineman633
    @mineman633 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Your going to hurt yourself!”
    “I’m gunna hurt you!”
    *pisses blood*

  • @poorboi8093
    @poorboi8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:22 the One time House was outsmarted.

  • @bakhtazeem4992
    @bakhtazeem4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Kid starts to seize...
    House: Crrapp !!!

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he said crap cause he lost at chess lol

  • @jesuschrist2886
    @jesuschrist2886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the fact that when a patient has a seizure he doesn't even react 😂

  • @markdurl8341
    @markdurl8341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    very rare you encounter someone who makes house look positively charming

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @6:30 THIS!!!
    Ive always wonder why saying things like, "you did your best" was a way to somehow comfort the loser.
    Playing competitive soccer I heard things like that often (usually from all the parents) occasionally from couches but that "do your best" "leave it all on the field" talk was usually a pregame talk not the endgame chat.
    I'm sure I said it a handful of times whilst I was coaching as well. We do what we know I suppose.
    But it never made sense that why doing your very best and still losing was ever a comforting approach.
    Like... ya I did my best and my very best wasn't enough. It's mean really. 😆