YEAH, That Ram fulla rebuilt Cummins was the Blk. King Snake 🐍 of BAD_ASSery! Almost 700hp off the Dyno 👌🏽 1100 lb/ft Torque + 14” wides ->would set U off UP a Mtn.side. [“My Sis used to date this Texas drug dealer...”] - has GOTTA be the clincher. Once found ALL that🩸🩸- I’d open that door panel & 👀 for ‘replacement glass’- ALL that 🩸spatter means someone took a round sitting in THAT 💺->wtf Stories from Gowa_wgaa! in a Nice kinda way
@@moomaniac2932 I doubt this guy has lived this interesting of a life some are likely true, some partially from stories he's heard been told some completely made up no way someone can remember detail to multiple crazy stories like this. Similar to stand up comics they fabricate and stretch the truth for a laugh and cool story. Don't get me wrong this guy's entertaining but I doubt his stories are all his and 100% legit.
This is one of my favorite stories ever, Ed. So crazy and wild. I used to live in Athens same time Christopher was there. Wish my circle would have ran into him.
At Deals Gap, NC at the gas station: Excuse me sir...i know this might sound crazy but i just bought this Mclaren Senna. Ive also never been on Tail of the Dragon. Are you familiar with that road? (Without hesitation...Yes I am). Would you mind driving the Mclaren to show me the ropes?) (Without hesitation: Yes) even though i dont know the Dragon intimately well. Where are your keys, kind sir? 😇🤘
I've had some, err, interesting requests from cougars, but I've never had the pleasure of one wanting me to destroy her tires. My first question, of course, would be "Do you have roadside assistance?"
I used to get weird propositions at work in customer homes. I can relate to the feelings he had. Well, this doesn’t just happen. Is this a set up? If it seems to be too good to be true it probably is.
I’m thinking the same exact thing. The story is full of lies & holes. The girl never went inside and sat on the couch, he even says there’s no way it could be at my house. Either he slept with her and he’s not admitting or for the whole thing is fake.
@@LuhtyIer he was tending to her bleeding wound and clearly wasn't focused at that time on a damn pager. Afterwards, he was just wanting this psycho woman out of his life. Why would he lie about it after all these years?
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A great example of how no good deed goes unpunished. I like the story, but I hate that happened to you because I know there is no way your lady believed the story. In her head you cheated.
Gotta say. There are some people who can make a good story bad. And there are others that can make a good story great. Thank you vinwiki for finding the best story tellers.
I always love the stories Christopher tells. So straight and honest, but the most ridiculous circumstances. I always look forward to his clips wonder what he got himself into "this time". Funny as hell.
GREAT STORY! LOL. I've grown up in ATL and that sounds like something that would have happened to me... Of course now-a-days, it sounds like a me-2 nightmare about to happen...
Listen Ed. We've talked about all these ad's. You're gonna start getting the thumbs down we keep this up. Theirs no reason for 4 ads on a 12min video. Come on dude.
Oh my. You are a classic storyteller! Thank you so much! I was enthralled. Things like that have happened to me in my younger years so I laughed but understood the confusion and otherworldliness of your situation. Desperate, drunk women. There is no easy answer.
This guy always sounds like he’s lying. I think he makes his stories up on the spot. He always looks up and away when he’s “remembering details” dead give-a-way
The problem with owning a Red 944... Every picture pops up and for a split second you think "Hey, is that my picture?"... And yes, most 944's by an incredible margin, are red...
Almost like my wife finding my younger brothers condom in one of my backpacks that I rarely use. Good luck trying to explain to her. But I never got to do a burnout for the explanation.
*what are the chances that Tia with the Porsche left that pager there on purpose to have a reason to get back in touch with you later knowing you would have to meet her again to give it back*
The restraint this man displays by not giving it a go with a hot girl with a hot car is mind bogglingly baffling. I don't comprehend how that works. I would have cracked after the first donut.
This guy is quickly climbing up the best storyteller ladder
Id say that he is on the same level as rabbit, and the guy who tells lemons stories. But not on Ed’s level
@@omega1575ed, rabbit, and doug are certainly on mt Rushmore. The 4th one is up for debate
Him and Rabbit are the best storytellers
Mad Dog MATTIS we should make a teir list
Rabbit has become a bit of a diva..
"when your blood alcohol level is... half" had me in stitches.
Me too I almost lost my coffee.
One of the best individual lines on the channel.
Literally spit my drink out 😂
Her as well.
@@AalbertTorsius took me a second but good one 👍
Mutton chops, cowboy hat, and a southern accent. All indicators that you're in for a good story, and one hell of a ride.
The piercings and jewelry is just icing on the cake lol i love Chris' stories!
Could'nt be more right! One of my favorite VinWiki story.
@@GarrettsGear now i'm waiting for someone to ask me to help burn their tires off
Absolutely
Bro the guy is lying through his teeth. Re watch it but this time have some common sense.
Attractive older woman: "I need you to help me burn through some rubbers."
24 year old male: [Looks around] "...Where are the cameras?"
Priceless
He crashed that porche after the burn out. How she get his phone number and address ?
@@jasonandrew5306 That made no sense. He never crashed her Porsche.
@@jasonandrew5306 If you actually watched it she got a cop to run his plate, which is creepy.
34 is not really older but aight lol
Even in the 90s he’s like “where are they? I know they’re here.”
thumbnail mentions a wife... i expected the video to have rabbit in it
Me too
I thought for sure this would be Casey since it was a 944 story...
Glad I am not the only one that thought that!
Same
Ditto
His drug-runner truck story is pretty epic too.
I have yet to hear a bad story from him
Kyle Davis my favorite one is that truck story lol.
Yes it is.
YEAH, That Ram fulla rebuilt Cummins was the Blk. King Snake 🐍 of BAD_ASSery!
Almost 700hp off the Dyno 👌🏽
1100 lb/ft Torque + 14” wides
->would set U off UP a Mtn.side.
[“My Sis used to date this Texas drug dealer...”] - has GOTTA be the clincher.
Once found ALL that🩸🩸- I’d open that door panel & 👀 for ‘replacement glass’-
ALL that 🩸spatter means someone took a round sitting in THAT 💺->wtf
Stories from Gowa_wgaa! in a Nice kinda way
The big bag of weed is becoming a theme with this guy lol.
He didn’t put the bag back into the car😂
Cause he's lying
@@Immortalisis yes, you know everything.
@@moomaniac2932 I doubt this guy has lived this interesting of a life some are likely true, some partially from stories he's heard been told some completely made up no way someone can remember detail to multiple crazy stories like this. Similar to stand up comics they fabricate and stretch the truth for a laugh and cool story. Don't get me wrong this guy's entertaining but I doubt his stories are all his and 100% legit.
Ay Trust Me Man 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
My preview window just showed "A Hot Trophy Wife Asked Me To Destroy Her P..."
You tease...
Who else is deep down a Christopher rabbit hole right now? My god someone get this man a reality show, he needs to be on Vinwiki weekly... forever.
moral of story is to check for pager even if you dont think she dropped it.
Or ask her to ring the pager.
True shit but, this dude was definitely sick of dealing with her.
who would think to look in the couch for it though and damn what's with these girls going through all your shit to make sure your not cheating.
Are those known as: ‘Pager Trax’ on yer Upholstery!?
“👁 don’t know how it got there”
...That’s MY Story & stickin’ to it 👌🏽
If I had a dollar for every time a trophy wife asked me to do that...
I'd still be broke. What a story!
“Ken Block was like 10 years old” lol Ken Block is probably same age or older
LOL, I was thinking he has no idea Ken Block is 52.
Yea ken block is like 50
@@johnusername6645 Ken Block is the paradigm of Einsteins Theory Of Relativity, the faster one goes the slower they age.
Ken was also most likely a millionaire at that time
Ken is currently 53, so he would have been 32 in 1999.
I feel like him an Ed would be great friends
Rob my bad
@@calebwagner7349 You can edit your comment
Caleb Wagner trust me they are😂
Considering it's Ed's channel I bet they are lol
Happy Monday everyone. Always great to have another amazing story from Christopher. Have a great day!
This is one of my favorite stories ever, Ed. So crazy and wild. I used to live in Athens same time Christopher was there. Wish my circle would have ran into him.
You as well Ed.
Started like some adult movie storyline
Shut up
Ed, Chris’ life story is so wild he deserves a docu-series. Make it happen! You’ve got the juice man.
I think more happened at the gas station in the first stage of this story.
I wonder what she is up to these days. Sounds like my dream girl
ibehustlin that girl like 50-60 years old now dude 😂
@@desiinger5486 haha sheeit I bet she still fun tho
Your dream girl is a trainwreck? Lol ok
Well, if bars were open she'd be at the end half in the bag applying Walmart lipstick all while trying to get dudes half her age to buy her a beer.
@@billjanke72 Sounds like the majority of female patrons at the bar in the little town I live in.
"When your girlfriend finds a bedazzled white pager in your couch a month later it's not so good"
Epic.
Naaaaa Man That Part Just Had Me In Stitches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@AksAniis it was the face change with the hand that had me dying.
What crazy thing would you love for someone to ask you to do to their car?
Do you think my Pagani will fit in your garage?
Do you mind taking my LaFerrari up that hill at Goodwood?
Would it be too much to ask for me to title this Performante in your name?
I want to hear what it sounds like when my Koenigsegg hits the rev limiter, but from outside of the car. Could you get in there and rev it for me?
At Deals Gap, NC at the gas station: Excuse me sir...i know this might sound crazy but i just bought this Mclaren Senna. Ive also never been on Tail of the Dragon. Are you familiar with that road? (Without hesitation...Yes I am). Would you mind driving the Mclaren to show me the ropes?) (Without hesitation: Yes) even though i dont know the Dragon intimately well. Where are your keys, kind sir? 😇🤘
This guy always tells the best stories, he's up there with Rabbit as one of the great story tellers of this channel!
I've had some, err, interesting requests from cougars, but I've never had the pleasure of one wanting me to destroy her tires.
My first question, of course, would be "Do you have roadside assistance?"
11:00 That facial transition. Great story teller.
I'm still waiting for Christopher's farmer's daughter story.
John Prine and a farmers daughter song th-cam.com/video/EQHWDZBHp_8/w-d-xo.html
Christopher always has the wildest stories. He’s definitely one of the favorites!
We need a Part 2 of this story desperately
I like this guy, but that “Ken Block was probably ten years old”. Had to google, but he’s 54....
No amount of money could convince me that that guy doesn’t smoke weed lol
Kenneth Wilburn can’t convince me that it didn’t happen! Carol Baskin!
check out his drug farm truck video, you'll probably get it alittle after that haha
SuperKimchi yeah dude I saw it.. kinda don’t believe some of the stories lol
@@Thatguy55595 its the south dude, pretty sure there are some farmers hiding theire pot plants in the middle of theire cornfields
@@Zirion123 this guy has a story where he literally drove through a pot field
The guy who married that girl must be a genius... or half a genius.. or maybe a half ass genius
I don't know if this guy ever wanted to be a stand up comedian. But, I know a talent when I see one. Just saying.
Dang son, I can't even make up a story that cool!
Blood Alcohol of ....Half. That has been My life the Last 2 Months
Jesus man I hope shit has changed
Ken Block was 32 in 1999...
The Trophy Wife wanted to get railed bro. xD
My fiancé at the end of the story “wtf are you watching “ 😅
Dump her.
VinWiki during quarantine is awesome lol. As always thanks Ed for the stories!
I used to get weird propositions at work in customer homes. I can relate to the feelings he had. Well, this doesn’t just happen. Is this a set up? If it seems to be too good to be true it probably is.
I’m thinking the same exact thing. The story is full of lies & holes. The girl never went inside and sat on the couch, he even says there’s no way it could be at my house. Either he slept with her and he’s not admitting or for the whole thing is fake.
@@LuhtyIer he was tending to her bleeding wound and clearly wasn't focused at that time on a damn pager. Afterwards, he was just wanting this psycho woman out of his life. Why would he lie about it after all these years?
The perfect way to start the week is with VinWiki and a strong cup of coffee!! Can't wait to see what videos they have coming for us this week!!! Keep it up guys!!!
Thanks for being early!
"When your blood alcohol level is... Half" you tend to bleed out
This story was wild from start to finish... loved every second of it.
This guy need his own channel. Has so many stories its unreal.
Chris: "She steps out of the car, and she's covered in blood!"
Me: "Oh, this is gonna be goooood."
A great example of how no good deed goes unpunished. I like the story, but I hate that happened to you because I know there is no way your lady believed the story. In her head you cheated.
Jebus Hypocristos I see the isolation has done you good
Bill Cosby could learn a lot from this guy
10/10 would roast tires with again
Me: watches vinwiki story time vids... Also me: hears opening line on said story time video.......... wAiT WhAt????
Every time! Those out-of-context clips are hilarious...
What a title... Love this guy
This dude is AWESOME!!! There needs to be a Rob Pitts & Christopher episode with both of them telling stories and commenting on each other
This sounds like the perfect 90's movie plot
lol epic story!
Okay this tops the Kimmy story which is saying a lot!😂
This one one of the best video stories in a while and I can relate to it! More videos with this guy please!😎👍💗
So, what happened with the fiancé after that? Is that part 2? I hope so!
Gotta say. There are some people who can make a good story bad. And there are others that can make a good story great.
Thank you vinwiki for finding the best story tellers.
The road to HELL is paved with Good intentions!!!
Now that’s an intro clip 😂
No guy can say no to a sexy drunk German driving train wreck the first 3 times lol
I always love the stories Christopher tells. So straight and honest, but the most ridiculous circumstances. I always look forward to his clips wonder what he got himself into "this time". Funny as hell.
LoL that’s a dream come true!!!! My man!!!!!! Edit: That ending ... wow 😳 priceless ( no spoilers )
GREAT STORY! LOL. I've grown up in ATL and that sounds like something that would have happened to me...
Of course now-a-days, it sounds like a me-2 nightmare about to happen...
Damn. You're right. Fuc**** Weinstein ruined it for everybody.
Ah yes, the old bedazzled white pager situation. Who among us hasn't been there before?
Listen Ed. We've talked about all these ad's. You're gonna start getting the thumbs down we keep this up. Theirs no reason for 4 ads on a 12min video. Come on dude.
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Ads? What ads?
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google ad blocker...i see no ad ever
Intro of this story sounds like the start to a cheezy to a porn film
the biggest surprise is that he doesnt live in a trailer park
Hmmmm that fact was never mentioned I'm not so sure
One hell of a title 💃
This is probably the best story in a while
No blood in the 5 series!
He really should have hidden the weed
Oh my. You are a classic storyteller! Thank you so much! I was enthralled. Things like that have happened to me in my younger years so I laughed but understood the confusion and otherworldliness of your situation. Desperate, drunk women. There is no easy answer.
This guy always sounds like he’s lying. I think he makes his stories up on the spot. He always looks up and away when he’s “remembering details” dead give-a-way
Adam Yost right!! Talking about dumping the clutch on a women’s 944 who doesn’t know how to wear tires seems unlikely she’d have a manual
Many things in this story just didn't add up. Too many coincidences for it to be true.
The clean shaven look surprised me at first lol
That's the best story that I've ever heard in my life to cover up cheatin on your girl !!!
That's a joke to anyone that thinks I'm being serious......
That story defiantly lands itself in the middle of the “Top 10 Craziest Stories Ever Told”.
She probably thought she picked the best person to have roast her tires once you started driving.
Dude has the best stories of anyone on VinWiki.
The problem with owning a Red 944... Every picture pops up and for a split second you think "Hey, is that my picture?"... And yes, most 944's by an incredible margin, are red...
Last time I was this early, I hadn't submitted my un-qualified application to Premier Financial for a $250k car
This guy really said that Ken Block was 10 in 1999, dude he was 32 at the time.
Dear Penthouse Forum - you won't believe this, but...
Dammmm ed..... It's looking like chris got you on these stories
Happy Monday fellow story addicts!
Almost like my wife finding my younger brothers condom in one of my backpacks that I rarely use. Good luck trying to explain to her. But I never got to do a burnout for the explanation.
I love this guy’s story! I’m binging on his videos now 😂✊🏾
"Ken Block was probably 10 years old at this time"... He clearly have no idea how old is Ken Block.
The best "Cars&Girls story" ever!
Pretty sure ken would have been about 24 when you were 10 not the other way around haha but good story!
Chris sounds like he’s trying to remember the story as he’s telling it lol
He sounds like he’s lying because the girl never stepped foot in this house or even sat on the couch.
@@LuhtyIer you gotta chillax lol
*what are the chances that Tia with the Porsche left that pager there on purpose to have a reason to get back in touch with you later knowing you would have to meet her again to give it back*
What a great story!! This dude is awesome can’t wait to hear all of his stories 😂
The restraint this man displays by not giving it a go with a hot girl with a hot car is mind bogglingly baffling. I don't comprehend how that works. I would have cracked after the first donut.
This guy is my favorite to hear stories from👌🏼
That dude tells the best stories! I don't if its the accent, or what? But he's good. Keep him coming back even if he has to make some up LOL
Gotta love a good 944😂
I could listen to Christopher's stories all day, even if he was making them up. More, more, more please!
The great question is if she ended up having the rubbers replaced
I feel like little Laura Ingalls when Jed Cooper came by and told stories whenever this level of story teller pops up in my feed. 🎈
Now. THIS. is a very Handsome man!
This is why you tell your girlfriend/fiancee/wife EVERYTHING that happens like that, to cover your ass.
This. This is how you tell a story!
This fella is an American treasure. He deserves the Congressional Medal of Awesomeness.
Thanks Matocaster! That's an awesome compliment!
We need more stories from this man!
"She wouldn't tell me she was smart" Even after this story he calls her smart lmao.