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  • @a7xphenix
    @a7xphenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    This dude could literally just read brochures for 20 minutes for a video and I’d watch every second he’s awesome

    • @vamountainman2512
      @vamountainman2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little sweet on him are ya? Eww🤢

    • @bananasplease666
      @bananasplease666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vamountainman2512 he's just complementing his story telling 🙄

    • @Black_Jesus3005
      @Black_Jesus3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of the story tellers here should really look into doing audiobooks.

    • @angelseliteautodetailing
      @angelseliteautodetailing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you think about it.. that would be boring tbh

  • @zaqway
    @zaqway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "the headlights just went off, the speedometer quit working, so I pulled off the road, because that's not safe"
    This line had me in tears. Chris, you're a legend. Thank you for sharing these stories.

  • @danieltidwell6652
    @danieltidwell6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    though he probably doesn't have time Christopher needs his own channel. Every story he's ever told has been great to listen to at least twice.

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He really does.

    • @imuruncledaddy8753
      @imuruncledaddy8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XD1908 what the channel name?

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No I meant he should have one.

    • @blue_thumb
      @blue_thumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, keep em on here... Rabbit Pitts went to his own channel and its not as good as his VinWiki stuff

    • @XD1908
      @XD1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your crazy Rabbits channel is the shit. When a notification comes up you know who it is. You don't click it and see a yada yada I'm from Ohio Doug story his are so bad it makes my ears bleed.

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    With a title like that, it could ONLY be one of Christopher's stories!

    • @fireson123456789
      @fireson123456789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I read the title of the video I knew exactly who it was going to be 😂

    • @Stang-wq9bv
      @Stang-wq9bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fireson123456789 thought the exact same thing!

    • @jaydee6361
      @jaydee6361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best guest with the best stories.... Hands down!

  • @Craig-wp3pz
    @Craig-wp3pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Ed!!!!!!
    More Chris please, we need MORE!!!!
    Best VinWiki speaker yet by a country mile!

    • @NickTarterOKC
      @NickTarterOKC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed!

    • @tbear1216
      @tbear1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only man I could listen to for hours

    • @MrRhino10
      @MrRhino10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Need more Chris.

    • @_Leonidas_
      @_Leonidas_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessss!

    • @joshuagibson2520
      @joshuagibson2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Way batter than narcissistic Rabbit.

  • @sfm.x
    @sfm.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    A gentleman's agreement is better than a ticket🤣

  • @the_frankc
    @the_frankc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I feel like I'd rather take the ticket than the lifelong stress of if I'm in a national park and accidently fart too hard that every national park trooper will descent upon me with the fire of 1,000 suns

  • @mattbeckner7841
    @mattbeckner7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Christopher is great, the way he tells a story hooks me every time!

  • @Smoothy_boy
    @Smoothy_boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I didn’t even wait. I see Chris, its an auto like

  • @joshhoffelmeyer5832
    @joshhoffelmeyer5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Country Town Ebay.......best line ever

  • @bobmcgaughy6868
    @bobmcgaughy6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Some people tells stories, and then there is Chris telling stories. He’s a legend.

  • @ICKY427
    @ICKY427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "ive done a lot of things in the last hour and i'm pretty sure i'm in trouble for at least three of em" had me dyin hahaha 🤣

  • @ferdinand12390
    @ferdinand12390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i'd love to go on a road trip with Chris, the amount of stories he would tell and probably would live with would make for a lot to talk about afterwards

    • @Arthur_da_dog
      @Arthur_da_dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I can just imagine listening to him round a camp fire. Literally the best thing ever

  • @_jamb_
    @_jamb_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Yes,
    a new Christopher storry.
    It will be awesome.

  • @barnabyjones5161
    @barnabyjones5161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He needs a weekly story hour. True or not, we don't care. He's entertaining as fuck.

  • @KyOllie
    @KyOllie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "we proceeded to ride on and not get tickets....that day" hahahaha

  • @bluegizmo1983
    @bluegizmo1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    😂 great stories! Back in the early 2000's (when my friends and I were all about 17 or so) I had a friend that totally got out of trouble with the cops in a brilliant way. He and his younger brother were driving around and seen a cop flipping around to pull them over, so he quickly speed off and whipped around a corner and came to a quick stop in the middle of the road out of sight of the cop. He told his brother to get in the back seat and then he opened his driver door and climbed over into the passenger seat. The cop pulled up right after all this took place and seen the driver side door open and no one in the driver seat, so he asked my friend (now in the passenger seat) where the driver was, and he said the driver took off running that way. The cop said "stay here! I'm going after him!" And as soon as the cop drove off to "find the driver", my friend got back in the driver seat and drove off 😂

  • @wirebrush
    @wirebrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can really relate with this guy being a motorcycle rider, growing up in tiny rural towns, driving a Baja bug at that age, and now spending my weekends "overlanding" in my big Ram 2500.

  • @brianallen7798
    @brianallen7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy has to be my favorite guest!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love his stories, Uncle Ed, you need to have him over more often! Maybe him and Rabbit together

  • @claytonkovatch2580
    @claytonkovatch2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was on Blue Ridge Parkway a few months ago for an event with Ford. I was asking one of the instructors about driving fast on the road and he proceeded to tell me the story about a guy who got caught twice on a motorcycle out there and he was flagged in their system. His way of saying they're pretty serious about it. He had heard the story from a ranger. I never thought anything of it until now. I imagine that story has to be about Chris lol.

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I heard about cops liking donuts but never heard of someone bribing a cop with BBQ chicken

    • @SGTJDerek
      @SGTJDerek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can't even say it's a Southern Thang cause, be honest, Who doesn't like BBQed Chicken 😁?

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Meanwhile in Australia, Chris would have received about 10 years in prison.

    • @MrRhino10
      @MrRhino10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the rest. Get done for 15k over and you get treated way worse than a kiddy fiddler.

    • @adelaideautowashes
      @adelaideautowashes 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is that with or without the offence of carrying a firearm in public?

  • @jacobhughes7892
    @jacobhughes7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in Cherokee. I know that Ranger. He has been on the scene of over 100 vehicle fatalities on the stretch of road in question. He shook your hand because he has held the hand of dying men that were doing the very same thing. Blue Ridge Parkway is a beautiful road and you should 100% pay a visit. However it demands a lot of respect. Its not your average mountain road.

  • @Captain-Awesome
    @Captain-Awesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chris’s Stories are great!! Thanks for taking the time to share them.

  • @marcos_driving
    @marcos_driving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That day". Iconic. This man cracks me up everytime

  • @dominickdolio2703
    @dominickdolio2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “That day.” I love the punch line.

  • @superr4368
    @superr4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dearest Christopher,
    Not only are you one helluva story teller (AND the quantity of stories is ASTOUNDING!!), but you are a stand up gentleman and I can see why the red-haired officer made such a deal with you.
    I’d bet my bottom dollar that you have stuck to that agreement.
    Well done and patiently awaiting more stories and escapades. 👏👏👏👏

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much for the kind words Riann!

    • @superr4368
      @superr4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christophermichaels my pleasure to provide positive comments in an otherwise general cesspool of Internet crap. Lol
      Keep the rubber on the downside bud.

  • @christophercastor6666
    @christophercastor6666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this dude’s style and his stories.
    Thank you

  • @GhostRiderTrucker
    @GhostRiderTrucker ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these stories. As a truck driver for the past decade, have a few stories myself but these guys are the best.

  • @johnnyt2832
    @johnnyt2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *"We decided to ride on and we did not get anymore tickets..... that day"*

  • @euroshane
    @euroshane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was a cool cop, I could honestly respect the handshake deal and make it a point to not speed in that town after an interaction like that

  • @bowlica1
    @bowlica1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hands down. Best storytelling ever. I want to hang out with this guy.

  • @neilybobber694
    @neilybobber694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just read the title and I knew it was gonna be Chris...
    Love this dude!

  • @T43B1GD0G
    @T43B1GD0G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally feel like I could turn his videos on at a bonfire with a couple of buddies and feel like he's right there with us laughing and having a good time telling stories. Such a cool dude

  • @Ch4G63T
    @Ch4G63T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris has the absolute best stories hands down. Top 5 of VINwiki

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know it's gonna be a good Monday when you start it off with a Michael's story

  • @dirtrider3526
    @dirtrider3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do absolutly love when he is on the channel! AMAZING story teller!

  • @jerritstarkey5921
    @jerritstarkey5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a 67 beetle with a foot pedal too. Love this story!!

  • @blairwilliams136
    @blairwilliams136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Christopher always has me hanging.on every word of every story he tells, but the ending of the last story had me dying laughing.

  • @joshstevenson7226
    @joshstevenson7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please have him on more! I love the way he tells stories and I feel like he's got a lot more

  • @SammyTheDitchDoctor
    @SammyTheDitchDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris! Best story teller on VinWIKI! Always a treat to hear from him.

  • @Slimothy
    @Slimothy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Christopher + cop in the title = instant like*

  • @vishrats
    @vishrats 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, I just love this man’s stories! Never a dull moment with Christopher! What a life!

  • @justinlawson3493
    @justinlawson3493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy was blessed with the gift of storytelling

  • @titanary68
    @titanary68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that I can always tell by the video title that it’s gonna be a Christopher video!

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris has the best stories on TH-cam 💯

  • @AKChryslertech
    @AKChryslertech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please put all of chris's videos in a playlist! Oh and we need more Chris!

    • @VINwiki
      @VINwiki  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We did

    • @AKChryslertech
      @AKChryslertech 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VINwiki i must have missed it i'll check again

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great stories as usual from Christopher!
    I love the Blue Ridge Parkway, but it so easy to go fast on a bike there. Plus it’s so long just doing the speed limit it takes forever to ride any distance on it.
    I hope if and when I’m ever pulled over on the BRP or Skyline Drive the officer is as cool as that one was!

  • @sebb.2623
    @sebb.2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always end up finishing Chris's videos with a smile on my face :))

  • @Tanks.With.Teeth.Malloy
    @Tanks.With.Teeth.Malloy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The blue ridge parkway is incredible. I live about 5 mins from it. Definitely worth the drive. Be warned though some chunks of the parkway in Virginia is washed out due to the flooding last year. However definitely worth it.

    • @howardraines5799
      @howardraines5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m right across the street from the Parkway in Va. 👍

  • @Lailas776
    @Lailas776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah! That feeling you open the video up and it’s Christopher Michaels! Awesome.

  • @JDelta87
    @JDelta87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great set of stories from Christopher. Literally felt like I was on my bike riding with him.

  • @randysookdeo2990
    @randysookdeo2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris is honestly one of the best guests on vinwiki, always a great story to tell and so charismatic with it. Keep the great vids coming and much love to you and the team Ed.

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What is your craziest cop encounter story?

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi VINwiki! Do you still remember me?

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have hearted my two of my comments.

    • @Rao_Sahab_7878
      @Rao_Sahab_7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you call TheStradman, Stefan, Burlacher and Summit Life to tell stories on your channel? And don't forget to call Doug DeMuro and Car Wizard.

    • @Courtney1992
      @Courtney1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and a buddy were pretty hammered. We made a bad decision to drive home and got pulled over, despite tall boys in plain sight, slurred speech, and wreaking of alcohol also had quite a bit of pot in the car to, after the officer ran my lisence he said just make sure you stop when you make a right turn at a stoplight handed me back my ID and said you could have been at McDonald's by now (which was where I was going) and said have a nice night and left. Never will I ever know why he let us go my friend did say he THINKS he knew that cop.
      Still think about it all the time definitely was a eye opener

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine would take too long. 🤔🤣😂

  • @willpascarella4509
    @willpascarella4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always love this man's stories. Everytime I see it's him I have to watch right away.

  • @hawaiianboy421
    @hawaiianboy421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more from Chris! Such great stories and his ability to have you in the scene is A1. He deserves a contract for 3 stories per month for a year! Hahaha

  • @theanomalous1401
    @theanomalous1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh! What a legend!! What an amazing, iconic, Legend! Often imitated, never duplicated. I believe if Waylon was alive today and he watched @Christopher Michaels VinWiki stories. He would smile and say, "Yep! He's a Good ol boy" #Legend

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for the wonderfully kind words Gregorious! That’s a fantastic screen name by the way!

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christophermichaels Thank you, Sir! Despite my penchant for avoiding normalcy. When someone is unique, authentic, sincere, and unapologetically Southern. I will always appreciate such qualities, and not be shy about it. BTW, I was persuaded to purchase a Clermont Lounge tie-dye shirt after you wore one in a recent car story. The good news is, my daughter just started talking to me again after I wore it the last time she brought the grandkids over to visit.👍😂🔩🎱

  • @hernandopizarro755
    @hernandopizarro755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris's stories are the best!

  • @cornballsphere
    @cornballsphere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been waiting for another Christopher story for what seems like forever now! By far my favorite person to have on VinWiki!

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy's got some of the best stories.

  • @dougford5259
    @dougford5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always, always, always- love it when Chris comes by to tell a story or two.

  • @itzi1826
    @itzi1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy’s story it’s soo fun to listen to

  • @samsham8218
    @samsham8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dudes got the best stories!

  • @2013ForBaim
    @2013ForBaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris and rabbit hands down have the best stories

  • @tomupchurch4911
    @tomupchurch4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's nothing like that DeKalb County elevator ride.

  • @aaronmckaig
    @aaronmckaig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite Vinwiki contributor! Great stories!

  • @robertstrause3263
    @robertstrause3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BEST STORY TELLER ON VINWIKI

  • @loissims3192
    @loissims3192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christopher has amazing stories. This man should have his own show.

  • @windronner1
    @windronner1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear!! Of all the characters relaying stories on this channel. Absolutely NO ONE could fit the perfect profile of ‘good ole boy’ cannon ball bandit than this guy.
    Hahahaha. Terrific!!!

  • @kilroywashere9343
    @kilroywashere9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:30 frank knew he just didn’t want to right a ticket

  • @cobra281
    @cobra281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some more great stories from Chris, glad to have seen these!

  • @SJL30
    @SJL30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far my favorite story teller.

  • @LEGIOXIIIG
    @LEGIOXIIIG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best story teller on this channel! Chris you're the man!

  • @Houind2324
    @Houind2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christopher has the best vinwiki stories point blank

  • @ryanhaggett6550
    @ryanhaggett6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The story of the motorcycle and the tickets just shows the power of frank speech and honesty. Don't waste the cops time and be respectful and it always ends well

  • @stranobikes
    @stranobikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'But that's not where the story ends....' that line is in every one of your story's, Chris :)

  • @m_02sierra
    @m_02sierra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesssss Hes back baby the man that got me into vinwiki storys

  • @JSmooth570
    @JSmooth570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vinwiki story teller of the year award goes to this guy. His stories never miss

  • @scottwhitmire6613
    @scottwhitmire6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderful bit of real life.
    Best to you Scott Whitmire 🏁

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't need to "sign" your comment, your name's right there.

    • @scottwhitmire6613
      @scottwhitmire6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooh, Old school...you know .. when paddle shift was a 727 with a column.
      Best to you Scott.🏁

  • @firecrackerfanatic
    @firecrackerfanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris always has the best stories, big fan!

  • @Wubstep.
    @Wubstep. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite VINwiki story teller

  • @evolgenius471
    @evolgenius471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it!!! Could tell by the title it was a story from Christopher

  • @pittsguy7
    @pittsguy7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once again, Christopher proves he is a master storyteller.

  • @monster271
    @monster271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christopher's stories are the best

  • @jimlaca5198
    @jimlaca5198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude always comes with the best stories.

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol the ending "...that day"

  • @michaelkaudze1883
    @michaelkaudze1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I said, Wow..." - that about sums up this video for me.

  • @brandonr5879
    @brandonr5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that second story was amazing!

  • @Colin_Holloway
    @Colin_Holloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome story told really well. Keep 'em coming!

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Chris stories. What a Monday treat

  • @XYLEAN594
    @XYLEAN594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The movie ran long” suuuuuure. 😂😂😂😉😉😉

  • @tylerdesautels1857
    @tylerdesautels1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And that’s why he’s my favorite. Bikes, guns and a great time dude who’s probably more respectful than your grandma

  • @um_fu1326
    @um_fu1326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine if his Harley and his Glock was above that cops desk

  • @z06doc86
    @z06doc86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By the way, Armor Shield IX is great ceramic coating and I highly recommend it. Be sure to buy about 3 bottles which is what it took to do 2 coats and the full wheels on my C8 Corvette convertible. Great stuff and easy to use. Be sure and correct your paint first.

  • @randallshelton1630
    @randallshelton1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He has the best stories hands down I always preview the videos of this channel hoping it’s him and I really hope it’s not the last I see of him every time

  • @arlindshimcani9074
    @arlindshimcani9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hands down best story teller

  • @austint7533
    @austint7533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could listen to this man for days

  • @Black_Jesus3005
    @Black_Jesus3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That cop is chill af lmao

  • @RoronoaZorosHaki
    @RoronoaZorosHaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shoutout to the Blue Ridge Parkway. I live close enough that I;ve been up there dozens of times.

  • @jhalkoski
    @jhalkoski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh man, this reminded me of how i got pulled over doing 90 in a 45 in my 85 corolla going up hill past a national forrest, police officer said "you didnt think you would get away with this did you" i said "no sir, this is a single lane road that goes only one place, and im certainly not faster than your motorolla"