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Christopher (IG@: christophermichaelsart) tells the story of his cursed BMW X5 and the deal that totally seemed like a scam. See his art at: christophermichaelsart
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"Ehhh, in Kazakhstan you have the car you own the car." lmao
my name borat
@@pedroschmitt6115 wahwoweewah
Is very niiice!
King of the caastle, kiiinggg of theee caastle
Very nice how much
"I can't cut the wires, it'll freak out the ski package"...lol
As soon as I saw this comment he said it
Lol
@@jalfrezi3602
Same
On E53 NFL ...you can cut the wire to the heated.seats. Only an error will be stored. No check engine light will be displayed! 😎
Yes honestly just pay this guy to do an entire series
Of made up stories?
@@TH-camHandlesAreStupid honestly idc if they're someone else's stories or completely made up he's just good at telling a story
“He had a cocaine nail about this long on his pinky finger - delightful guy!”
I love how this story sums up bmw ownership 😂
Complete with the obscene customer service 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For one day a year, my M5 is the best car in the world, for the other 364, it lives at the dealership 🤣😂
My e46 has blown rear shock absorbers. Now it rides just like my wife’s Buick LeSabre from the same year!
Knock on wood my e90 335i has only failed a thermostat and a o2 sensor w 6 months of owning it so I’m not seein the issue everyone says w these
Lol thats only the used BMW story. New ones are generally solid. However it wasn't a smart thing to buy a new platform brand new model soon after release, those cars are the ones you chase gremlins on 3 years later.
That X5 is now driving around Kazakhstan with a Lada engine fitted in it.
...and it's a diesel!
Hahaha yes sirrr!
yessir lol
probably because they had issues with parts or fixing it and said screw it we have this engine and all these parts to fix it
and its 10 times more reliable
I love this guy stories.
all the vinwiki stories is good.
This guy, the best
@@extec101 of course i have favorites like rabbit.
@@mingli1241 rabbit is good too.
i love this stories as they got so much feeling when told and it feels almost like you are there in the moment it happens.
Yeah, this guy and the car vallet guy, tell good stories. " Cocaine nail ".
Any story with Christopher telling u know it's going to be good
Ed and Chris have the best storys
Christopher has to be one of my favorite VINwiki storytellers!
Facts, for some reason I love the sound of his rings
Needs to do something about his just rolled out of the dumpster appearance though
Borat: "I buy BMW, he cannot afford"
*angry neighbor sneer*
“It’s not going to work that way”😂😂
"Nahh, it doesn't work that way" 🤣
Chris has the most entertaining, eye-opening, knee slapping hilarious stories. This made my shitty morning better 🤗👍
Once Vinwiki got large, they realized they didn't have enough stories. So they hired writers to write stories and a good storyteller to tell them. The stories from this guy are fake, but still entertaining.
@@Naturalchorus Yeah, no.
Definitely must see storytelling. Part of me wants to hang with Chris but my adult half says "hell no, you'll end up in (insert one of his stories here) situation."
1:14 "You know, my wife at the time" - Lol...Christopher you rock man. I'm telling you - there should be a VinWiki shirt lineup that says "My wife at the time"
Lol
Is PayPal okay?
Never imagined Chris in a BMW
Theres dirt poor artists, comfortable artists, and wealthy artists... Hes definitely not the first!
*In Scotty Kilmer's voice:*
"ENDLESS MONEY PIT!"
Chris is my favorite. We need more of his stories.
Of course it's a Christopher story
They're fake AF
@@TH-camHandlesAreStupid proof?
@@TH-camHandlesAreStupid ive seen his drug smuggling truck irl
Please get this guy a dedicated channel. For sure one of the best on this channel.
As someone thats owned an x5 saying “you can’t cut the wire or it will mess up the ski package” is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever heard.
"Our mechanic has a lab coat and has been to germany but can't figure it out" LMAO
I never had problems with the 1980's Lorinser Mercedes that I bought from a drug Lord , apart from that I regularly find new (unfortunately empty) secret compartments in it...
Oh Chris you kill bro! ‘Hooked up over there to a team of horses with check engine light on’🤣
That last line had me rolling. 🤣🤣
Miata: Headlight go up, Headlight go down
X5: Window won't go up, Window won't go down
Alternative title: *"A Druglord Sold me an X5."*
My man Christopher is finally back!
I heard the title and knew it has to be Christopher. I love this guy
The freaky part is... I remember saving a picture from THAT X5 on Ebay when I was looking for an SUV around the time of the story. ~ 15 years ago now ish? Wow..
wow
BMW’s, hookers, 4x4’s, weed forests. Christopher’s stories have it all. I bet, by the time this story is over, the BMW will have probably had a topped off tank of blinker fluid.
This dude is definitely the best story teller on your channel. " hooked to a team of horses cause check engine light wont go out"😂😂😂😂
You never know when you’ll run across something that just makes you really laugh out loud. His ‘I just know that BMW is over in Kazakhstan hooked up to a team of horses with the engine light on’ was that thing for me today. Thank you for that.
Chris's storys are just as good as Uncle Rabbits 🔥🔥
When he said the van from the airport was at his house I died laughing
For us Atlanta residents, "That shirt is the cherry on top."
Ah yes the guy who says he doesn’t do drugs but definitely does drugs
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover man
@@jpick3113 true people that sell drugs sometimes will be the last kind of person you would think off that deal the most.
Who needs drugs when you have Jesus 🤷🏼♀️
@@RogerAlan you need drugs to see jesus
Davon Mulder 😂😂
Saw the "BMW" and "Drug Lord" and immediately knew this is a Chris story. Love this guy!
Another awesome story!
Also, having played the “BMW whack a mole CEL game”, I know two things are certain: these cars will always have a new fault light on each time you start the car; and secondly, the moment you’ve had enough dropping cash in to fixing it and decide to sell will be the point the new buyer has zero issues for the next 3 years. Or you can just never get it fixed to the point someone will buy it. Had a trunk actuator and the sunroof fail on the same day the buyer of mine was coming to pay for and pick up the car. Needless to say, I had to renegotiate to an even lower price on the spot.
I swear this man is the real most interesting man on the world, all his stories are wild!
That's exactly why I got a Lexus.
😆
That’s why we have two of them! Tired of knowing my service advisor really well!
"heated seat won't turn off driving around with a beach towel" - LOL!!!
When he said “hooked to a team of horses” I could tell he was a fan of Borat
My wifeee
So I’m having a crappy day just getting outbid on a boat on eBay. Bumming over it and then I get the ding telling me VINwiki has a new video out. See Christopher’s telling a story today and instantly am having a better day. Love this guy!
The only thing lacking in this story was the, "I personally don't do drugs" disclaimer that accompanies every one of his stories in which drugs seem to be involved somehow.
As soon as he said x5 I laughed uncontrollably because we know now how bad the x5 was
This guy needs a full blown documentary!
By far one of the best story tellers you have had on the channel never fails to entertain me!!!
I love this channel, haven’t missed one upload since I found this channel a year ago
I love everyone that comes on to tell stories but this guy definitely one of my top favs he has alot of great stories
"Hooked up to team of Horses" lololol omg this guy is great
"You take my money, you deliver the service! If not, we've got a problem!"
Damn Right, Sir! But try and tell that to USPS....
One of the best story tellers in this channel! Thanks for adding "drug Lord" in the title as it correctly hinted at who the video is about!
This dude makes me question if he’s a novelist sidelining as a musician. Always have the best stories 🤣
When I read the title, I knew it was a Christopher Michael's
story. I love his stories and he always has "my wife, at the time".
I think, besides Ed, Chris has the best stories! Keep them coming!!
You know it's going to be a good day when there's a new Christopher story!
"Fidgety thing" explains some BMWs perfectly. I have had several, and most are great, but every now and then you get a "fidgety thing."
"Hooked to a team of horses with the check engine light on" Had me in tears laughing.
If I had to profile a guy from Kazachstan, he'd be wearing a bright green mankini bathing suit 😂
very nice!!!!!!
whenever I see "drug" in the title of a VinWiki video, it's DEFINITELY Christopher XD
This guy is in my top 3 storytellers for sure. I hope he continues to be on VinWiki for years to come.
This story reminds me of the Cuban "businessman" (from Miami) who purchased my '94 Viper back in '04.
We met (on a Sunday) at a Hwy exit Subway sandwich shop in Naples Fl (midway between our locations) so his mechanic could inspect the Viper.
After the car cleared the inspection, he removed his "fanny pack" and handed it to me.
We proceeded to sit down at a table in the Subway, where I count and stack over $40k in non-sequencial 100s, 50s, and 20s, totaling my full asking price. The cash was packed so tight it was difficult to remove.
He wanted his leather "fanny pack" back, so I loaded up the cash in the pockets of my cargo shorts.
Currently, my favorite "road trip" vehicle owned is a TitanSilver on Blk '03 BMW X5 V8 Sport Pkg/Cold Pkg/Prem Sound Pkg (HRE staggered '19s/Vred Ultrac Vorti tires (summer), OE square 18s/Conti CrossContact tires (winter)). It has over 210,000 miles and EVERYTHING functions correctly, no check engine light, and still has original timing chain guides.
Full disclosure........I spent OVER full book value of this X5 on repairs in 2019.
Still can't bring myself to sell it, such a pleasure to drive. Like driving an E39 540 Sport while sitting 1' higher.
Nothing like an Estoril X5
“I saw your mama dancin at the clemont lounge, atlanta, georgia”
Clermont
Lol surprised that this isn't the top comment 😂
Love this guy, his life growing up through the years makes him just awesome. Also he is so chill
The Gen1 X5 has one of the most classy body style ever.
They are truly beautiful pieces of shit
My new phrase is gonna be "Naw it doesn't work like that"
I can’t believe these Chris stories I haven’t heard yet keep popping up for me
He has lived a hell of a life
One of the best story tellers. I love his demeanor.
This dudes always my favorite more stories from him please
Chris is probably my favourite story telling guy on this channel.
I love Christopher his stories are always funny I hope he comes back with more.
Love the “tied to a team of horses” line! This guy always has a good yarn to tell.
Best guy on this channel!!! Love his stories. Bring him back for more!!!
Been a long time Christopher! Glad you're back
I knew that this was a story from Chris when I saw the title!
"my wife at the time" seems to be a common theme of these stories.
This guy has the greatest stories
My girlfriend had an '05 4.8 X5. I hated it at first, but I grew to love that thing. It had so much character and drove very well for what it was.
I love this guy story. Cris always has good stories to tell.
Honestly one of my favorites! Keep it up
Calling a BMW X5 a truck is the most American thing I can think of. I love this guy.
We need more Christopher stories!!!
love it! more of this man!!!
Yo Chris I saw you at caffeine and octane on Sunday as you were driving away. So glad I got to meet you and see your truck. Thanks for another awesome story
Thank you Liam! It was great to meet you!
I love this guy. I wish I could sit for hours on end and just listen to his stories… he’s the best, Ed! We need so much more of him… best comparison would be like a crack addiction. We. Need. More. Lol 🤘🏻
Christopher Michaels is a grass roots, everyman car enthusiast with some really cool, authentic quirky stories. Thanks, Ed.
And OF COURSE he's wearing a Clermont Lounge t-shirt. ***Opens a can of PBR***
Why do I feel like hangin out with Chris is a hell of a ride!!!!
Really enjoy this guy’s stories!
This guy is so good at telling stories
Out of all the great storytellers on here, none are better than Christopher Michaels's
Great story teller. Definitely one of my favorites
Watching from Macon GA!
This guy is the best!! 😂😂😂 “I’m riding around on a beach town because if I unplug the seat the ski package is gonna freak out!”
The return of the king. Welcome back Christopher
How did I immediately know this was a Christopher story without clicking on the video😂😂
Another straight up legend thank you Ed!
This guy is such an amazing story teller!!!
BMW X5.... this car, especially the older models are known to nickel and dime you to death, literally!
On another note, this was my story with my 2014 650 Gran Coupe. I had it for 2 years, it felt like it spent 1.5 years at the dealer and on cue, I got a Nissan Altima as a loaner every time 😂
Christopher, you tell a wonderful story. Thank you!
Cris never disappoints great stories❤