You know the funny thing is people never noticed but I did, DIO didn’t just impale Kakyoin he kicked him to the side which was if not the most humiliating way to go out and that was not needed for Kakyoin tbh
Many people noticed actually, and he did also do it to make it harder for Joseph to understand The World’s ability, not only that he might have wanted to be sure he was finished, seen he had learnt not to underestimate the joestars in part 1, the proof he was sure kakyion was dead was that he simply ignored him and went to look after Joseph.
Tbh Dio is the most relatable character in this show, His character tells me even if I had the ability to stop time I would still waste that time and I will be Useless! as always
Which, ironically, is the same as in part 1. I could go into detail about how he starts off paranoid, then gets drunk with power, both of which allow the Crusaders to learn his whereabouts, his power, and how to counter him.
Keep it in mind that, if DIO used his ability pragmatically: -He would have killed Polnareff back in the stairs; -He would have killed at least one of the Crusaders when they tried to open his coffin; -With Kakyoin dead right after time restarted and thus having no chance to figure out DIO's ability, neither of the Crusaders would have known what DIO's ability was; -Even if Jotaro survived long enough to be the last Crusader, DIO wouldn't play around and kill him right away.
Dude, this is actually pretty smart. Both the way you spun the story and the simple editing choices were fantastic. Also my god did he absolutely murder everyone.
From the looks of it dio was so confident in the world that he wanted to do a satisfying deaths by throwing knifes instead of impailing them If dio was serious he would have murdered everyone right from the start
@@youraveragemachine1013 that doesn't make sense he could still move till 11 seconds. His power was still growning and at that time it reached 11 seconds of time stop it's just that jotaro stopped time for 5 seconds
1:02 I've always wondered why those people chose to laugh at Joseph instead of questioning the titan slowly floating down behind him who proceeds to yell "THE WORLD" and the next thing you know that mans got a knife in your throat some lady's got narancha'd and the cat that just jumped is now in the food your eating. And you don't question it at all other than maybe calling the cops who never get back to you.
Joseph is supposed to be the smart one, actually kinda makes more sense this way. How's Kakyoin supposed to know that time got stopped? Man has a hole in his chest and is probably losing more blood cells than a vampire's favorite Golden Corral
@@shin-vs2rz not to mention the fact that his heart was atomized by the same thing that made an asteroid sized hole in his chest, along with the fact that he just has no lungs. How's he thinking without oxygen?
@Moai yes, world was progressing in timestop duration due to it being its natural ability, not because of durability. Dio regaining control over his body just sped up this process. Eventually world's timestop duration would increase over time, that uniqueness of this stand. Star platinum's ability is not timestop, it's just so fast that it can simulate timestop for several seconds.
@Moai bruh, that's the whole point. He achieved ability to simulate stopped time because he is fast. And in later part he said "the world" as a signal to sp that he has to do that again
If dio had killed kakyon like that noone would know he can stop time, Joseph would die the same way but Jotaro would get destroyed as without knowing the worlds ability he would never even think about being able to stop time himself
To be fair, for Dio it's always been more about revelling in a sense of superiority than winning - winning just ends the worthwhile part. Even as a child, he didn't spend months slowly poisoning his father because he was worried about getting caught. He's charismatic, not smart or rational.
2:45 i keep telling people this is what would have happened if Dio was smart, can’t believe there are idiots out there that think dio did everything right
I don’t know why you are meat riding people that like an actual good fight unlike those boring short fights in later parts, and he’s been cocky and arrogant since forever and he always thinks he’s right ofc u didn’t think of that
Araki didn't forget Fugo, he literally gave Fugo a sendoff when the gang was getting ready to betray Passione. Before Narancia dies he even mentions wanting to apologize to Fugo (iirc), and that shit happens after Chariot Requiem takes the arrow and the penultimate arc of Part 5 begins.
@@lemint1195 and that’s what got his timestop ability exposed. if he just killed polnareff in the stairs scene along with all crusaders he would have won
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Something about Polnareff having that straight bland face watching DIO explode is hilarious
png is funny
Yeah lol 💀
He got the light skin stare
Live Polnareff reaction:
😐
That last knife is personal
I'm glad you noticed.
@@epicshinji9258 then no josuke?
@@badai1578 he had been born already, as this was around the time he was saved by the guy who inspired his hairstyle
that was very personal
lol. Why deal with a whole family trying to kill you if you can just end the entire bloodline.
You know the funny thing is people never noticed but I did, DIO didn’t just impale Kakyoin he kicked him to the side which was if not the most humiliating way to go out and that was not needed for Kakyoin tbh
I noticed it
I noticed DIO
I was the 2nd one to notice it lol
Many people noticed actually, and he did also do it to make it harder for Joseph to understand The World’s ability, not only that he might have wanted to be sure he was finished, seen he had learnt not to underestimate the joestars in part 1, the proof he was sure kakyion was dead was that he simply ignored him and went to look after Joseph.
Poor kakyoin
Tbh Dio is the most relatable character in this show,
His character tells me even if I had the ability to stop time I would still waste that time and I will be Useless! as always
Y...You good, homie?
At the end of the day , we're all muda muda
felt
You will be MUDA
Lol same here
the final arc of Part 3 is DIO painfully learning not to toy with his opponents before dying
Which, ironically, is the same as in part 1.
I could go into detail about how he starts off paranoid, then gets drunk with power, both of which allow the Crusaders to learn his whereabouts, his power, and how to counter him.
The French Boi Polnareff secretly learned hamon, that is why Dio actually lost...
There u go. Ur 69th like
French Boi's & their Hamon...
He used metal silver overdrive
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4:43 This right here is peak comedy
Dio: **suffering from how bullshit that one stab is and getting splitted into oblivion**
Polnareff: *😐*
😐
Dio was too obsessed with the theatrics of it all and he proved that with polnareff
Straits/Staizo mentions that in Part 2 lol
He didn't need to infinte staircase him like it was Mario 64
Keep it in mind that, if DIO used his ability pragmatically:
-He would have killed Polnareff back in the stairs;
-He would have killed at least one of the Crusaders when they tried to open his coffin;
-With Kakyoin dead right after time restarted and thus having no chance to figure out DIO's ability, neither of the Crusaders would have known what DIO's ability was;
-Even if Jotaro survived long enough to be the last Crusader, DIO wouldn't play around and kill him right away.
He actually could’ve killed all of them if he wasn’t trolling with the coffin situation too 😭
@@axion6070 True. The World's ability doesn't have a cooldown apparently, so he could have easily keep spamming it until they were all dead.
@@lisboah yeah, and yet star platinum had a cooldown
@@skullzs1983 That was because stopping time drains stamina. Since DIO is a vampire, his stamina is limitless.
Basically Dio if he used his brain
the final "KONO DIO GA!!!" sends chills down my spine always, dio's VA is an absolute beast
Takehito Koyasu never fails to portray DIO at his best.
Kono Dio gay
1:40 omg critical hit
This deserves more attention tbh.
Thank you!
Fr
1:41 just so Joseph can't have any more affairs
He was born and was 5 at that time
he already is born
@@LieutenantSimonRiley141 I see. I'll correct it
@@woundwortrx124tr6 don't care
@@aperks then move on
Dude, this is actually pretty smart.
Both the way you spun the story and the simple editing choices were fantastic. Also my god did he absolutely murder everyone.
Polnareff cut the guy in half and was so fast that dio even cracked to pieces
From the looks of it dio was so confident in the world that he wanted to do a satisfying deaths by throwing knifes instead of impailing them
If dio was serious he would have murdered everyone right from the start
Guess part 4 and 5 and possibly even 6 might not happen
@@LegendaryReturnsyeah, bro was toying around all, but mostly i feel that OVA Dio was the threat, he looks so fucked up so.
4:43 Polnareff in his mind is saying: Really?
If DIO wasn't a flexer
Dio stopping time and then just flying like that had me dying
Dio : Have 11s to stop time
Also Dio : Looking for Road Roller for 7-9s
Jotaro : Yare Yare Daze 🗿
Akshually he only have 9 seconds the 11 seconds was him mistaken jotaro's time stop for his own
Ummm aksulasy🤓
Where the fuck did he found rodarola?
@@youraveragemachine1013 that doesn't make sense he could still move till 11 seconds. His power was still growning and at that time it reached 11 seconds of time stop it's just that jotaro stopped time for 5 seconds
@@puttan8571 Nope, that's because DIO have same type stand as Jotaro, so he can also move in Jotaro's time stop
0:18
The World: *punches face*
*broken ribs shown*
Gotta love how polnareff just casually kills Dio like it's just another day on the job
Polnareff:🗿
1:41 bruh dio goes too far💀💀💀
64 likes? And no comments lemme fix that
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Joseph can't have sex with men anymore 💀
This shows that Dio really hated the Joestar bloodline
@@Skiddtheyeet He should've knived Jotaro too ngl 💀💀💀
1:38 The smirk before disaster
3:43 wasted opportunity to use the realistic road roller here too overall this is underrated
2:18 Joseph:kakyoin
Dio:died
3:55 144p goes max hard💀
3:57 but the image goes hard tho
music to my ears 😩😩
the ideas and the simple editing made this incredibly funny so good
absolutely a masterpiece, low budget but real funny because of that
4:26 Probably Dio and Risotto Nero were friends, since Dio mentioned him to honour him while he defeated Jotaro
1:21 this bit was the funniest thing ive seen all month
1:28 in this moment there is an excuse why Dio did not throw more knives, he could not find another knife or time was running out
1:02 I've always wondered why those people chose to laugh at Joseph instead of questioning the titan slowly floating down behind him who proceeds to yell "THE WORLD" and the next thing you know that mans got a knife in your throat some lady's got narancha'd and the cat that just jumped is now in the food your eating.
And you don't question it at all other than maybe calling the cops who never get back to you.
10 years later: SLIVER CHARIOT ZAWARDUO!
last knife after the smile lmaoo
4:38 what why is bro just neutral about this.
im still concerned about one thing
if kakyoin died immediately, how would joseph know that dio can stop time
Hermit Purple's Secret Ability!
Joseph is supposed to be the smart one, actually kinda makes more sense this way. How's Kakyoin supposed to know that time got stopped? Man has a hole in his chest and is probably losing more blood cells than a vampire's favorite Golden Corral
@@optimisticwatermelon kakyoin literally lost vital organs
turned into a donut
and he can still think sharply
i just dont get it
@@shin-vs2rz not to mention the fact that his heart was atomized by the same thing that made an asteroid sized hole in his chest, along with the fact that he just has no lungs. How's he thinking without oxygen?
@@optimisticwatermelon have you ever heard of something called plot armor?
Fact:
Dio time stop in anime: 5-10s
In real life: 1-5 minutes
fun fact:Dio is vampire,and he have infinity durability. So he can spam za warudos for 5 seconds
durability.so if someone is interested
@@pshekchik goofy TH-cam
@Moai yes, world was progressing in timestop duration due to it being its natural ability, not because of durability. Dio regaining control over his body just sped up this process. Eventually world's timestop duration would increase over time, that uniqueness of this stand.
Star platinum's ability is not timestop, it's just so fast that it can simulate timestop for several seconds.
@Moai bruh, that's the whole point. He achieved ability to simulate stopped time because he is fast. And in later part he said "the world" as a signal to sp that he has to do that again
@Moai kinda like that. If the world's ability is to directly stop time, sp just doing same thing by going really fast
4:41 The powers from the friendship and the protagonism
If dio had killed kakyon like that noone would know he can stop time, Joseph would die the same way but Jotaro would get destroyed as without knowing the worlds ability he would never even think about being able to stop time himself
That last knife for Joseph was just cruel
dio: *dramatically dies*
polnareff: 🗿
If Polnareff was a little faster that ending would have actually happened lmao
Keep it in mind that if DIO was smart in using The World, Polnareff would actually have been the first one to die.
Hell if Polnareff had silver chariot move its rapier whilst impaled in DIO’s head he would’ve scrambled his brain (in Dio’s words)
@@lisboahdio knows how to use the world he is just too arrogant
To be fair, for Dio it's always been more about revelling in a sense of superiority than winning - winning just ends the worthwhile part. Even as a child, he didn't spend months slowly poisoning his father because he was worried about getting caught. He's charismatic, not smart or rational.
The heaven plan didn’t require smarts to figure out?
Nah, Dio is incredibly smart, It’s just that he was incredibly high on “imgonnafuckingkillallthejoestars” and was going all out.
@@kevinjones432not at all
4:55 lmao
Dio without time stop:💀
@Bolly Goff yup
@Bolly Goff no
Not rlly, he'd be able to defeat kayion and joesph, but jotrao would be the only problem
@@hasanmorshed9632 But he cant stop the 20 METER RADIUS EMERELDO SPRASH
2:45 i keep telling people this is what would have happened if Dio was smart, can’t believe there are idiots out there that think dio did everything right
I don’t know why you are meat riding people that like an actual good fight unlike those boring short fights in later parts, and he’s been cocky and arrogant since forever and he always thinks he’s right ofc u didn’t think of that
@@Candlelight10 Short fights can be entertaining
That last throw was to punish Joseph for sleeping with someone younger than his own daughter ( almost same age as his grandson too ).
Even I totaly forgot Polnareff, for this time DIO couldn't have noticied
When DIO forgot Polnareff the same as Araki forgot Fugo
Araki didn't forget Fugo, he literally gave Fugo a sendoff when the gang was getting ready to betray Passione. Before Narancia dies he even mentions wanting to apologize to Fugo (iirc), and that shit happens after Chariot Requiem takes the arrow and the penultimate arc of Part 5 begins.
I love this video, you deserve more likes and views
If Polnareff actually managed to hit the correct part of Dios brain he would die there immideatly
If Dio didn't waste his time stops
* he still wastes 7 seconds to go get a fucking roadroller *
1:41 I went too far
@@abandonedchann3l 😏🤨
Ya think?
Hmm
Maybe you, i, We! did.
But you gorra admit
It's funny
this is basically if DIO was not stupid
FR
And PolPol got a massive W
DIO didn't stupid, he just enjoying, messing with his time stop ability too much, like what he did to Pol
@@lemint1195 and that’s what got his timestop ability exposed. if he just killed polnareff in the stairs scene along with all crusaders he would have won
@@smileyface293 Yea true
Man I love this video. This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:47 so the weakest stand isn't survivor but actually hermit purple
Yeah, but it the most important thing in the entire part 3
Bro actually said ;fly to get a ROLA ROLA DAAAA 💀
Everyone dying and the real protag of the part being the one to kill the antagonist is pretty much just like part 6.
bro is the master of photoshop
Alternative title: Dio if he wasn't Dio
famous last word
-i am dio
Wait what, that's kinda funny at all also nice edits
1:41 *That* was personal 😂😂😂
I always thought dio use dark magic to form the road roller I never thought he actually went and got it lol
Good edit I like it
Dio does stupid stuff to see how strong star platinum is to see how much he has to improve it wasnt a waste
I like the part where dio goes get the road roller it's funny
3:36 I'm SNORTING LAUGHING LMAO
2:54 i was thinking every nigth that why didnt he just donut jotaro there
plot armor
You deserve a sub
DIO is like, "why does it feel like I forgot something..."
I love how polnareff just sits their staring.
"It's impossible that star platinum can go in time stop because he can't know how to move in time stop!" -Araki Hiriko
Polnereff secretly said in DIOs ear "ur mid" and that's why he died from the emotional trauma
didnt expect that ending
The last and 3rd knife was brutal
If I were an immortal vampire seeing that a Frenchman was killing me with that face, it would honestly make me laugh.
He has obtained the power of carefulness
I know this is just fanmade but it finally gives him and silver chariot, the credit that they deserve.
The knife on the baby maker is very painful to imagine.
that last knife was disrespectful
10/10 editing
Jotaro: you are die cause you made me angy
Dio: no bro just playing with you all lmao
That Thumbnail is BIZZARE.
NOT THE KNIFE AT THE PEN-
we all know polnareff is secretly the main character of part 3
Joseph straight up lookin like some Indiana Jones typa sh
I saw Diavolo using king crimson, so this is canon
Last knife is so painful 💀
Polnareff last alive 😢
1:40 Dio, that one knife is not necessary 💀
The way polnareff just watched DIO die got be crying with laughter
Like he does not care
The fact that he aint lying tho
4:45 please not again-
Polnareff at the end was personal
Dio knew exactly where he was going to throw the knife😂 1:41
Allways remember talking is free option
*Brother it's Masterpiece! Awesome! True ending part 3!*
Polnareff had that french stare.
i thought that hermit purple was gonna stop time at first