The Cookie Clicker Experience
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This man spent a month on fking Cookie Clicker, then wrote a 25-minute script and managed to make every second entertaining. Amazing.
I spent only one minute in cookie clicker and I got the infinity cookies glitch and got the dev tools to give me 5000 buildings giving me infinity cookies and I got tons of sugar lumps to upgrade my farm minigame, the wizard tower one and the temple one
@@jenniferlumiqued Although that does work, when you cheat/use inspect it gives you the "Cheated cookies taste awful" achievement and is a constant reminder that you did absolutely nothing.
ok
@@1234blazecoolwascavage i mean if u try a little u can easily bypass that tho
cheating in cookie’s gets rid of like 99.99% of the game
Dragoon isn't descending into madness. He's always been like this.
Madness descends into dragoon.
dragoon descends into dratoon.
@@chickenman-ol6cw dratoon into dragoon descends
I think it’s the opposite
He was calmer than usual
Remember when there were dragon screams in his skyblock vids
Dragoon is ascending into madness.
I love "It's probably fine"-type game design. Like the Minecraft mod Thaumcraft. One minute, you shoot funny magic lightning bolts, the next demons from beyond this realm are hunting you, you're creating tears in spacetime, the voices are starting to make sense and your sanity is at an all time low.
Lovely stuff.
In ultrakill you start not even in hell a prelude you punch some filth get a pistol then a shotgun later. in limbo a nailgun and shotgun arm. lust railcannon and gluttony you almost kill gabriel the judge of hell then if you Perfect Rank them (P-rank) them in gluttony you find a door with Ps it opens to a secret level where you fight a flesh prisim if you kill the prisim you fight Minos Prime arguably one of the hardest Bosses in the game
This is a Part one might write a Part 2 if i feel it
Third minute - you are wandering in a labyrinth outside space and time, witnessing horrors beyond human comprehension. And all of that because you wanted to prove some people wrong about your delusions
"The voices begin to make sense" WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
This is the best edited video I have ever seen in my life. You deserve a medal for this editing!
DRAGOON *Deathmetal* VOICE : I MADE IT IN ONE GO!
It's FINE
I love when Dragoon spends an overly large amount of time on these kind of games
yes
it really wasnt an overly large amount of time, it was only in a week, thats what surprised me abou this video.
I love you ❤❤❤❤
Yeah
Nah bro just started cookie clicker
As someone with 98% achievements, the 2% left being sugar lump related, I applaud this victory
I've lost my save file either thrice or four times over the last 5 years, after getting almost every upgrade and legacy unlock.Watching this was hilarious pain.
@@CygnusBard thanks for (unintentionally) reminding me to save my game to a file bc it's been a while
I got ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN COOKIE CLICKER!
@@oranplan1630 no prob 👍
@@luissiguencia480 Every shadow achievment as well?
I first learned about Cookie Clicker through a Jacob Gellar video, and boy, he did NOT do it justice 😂💀 To be fair, the video had other subjects to cover, but damn, that was some crazy existential horror I just saw. Blessings upon you, you beautiful maniac 💕
E
Weird finding a fellow Jacob Geller fan in the wild.
@@The_Lord_of_Cryptids We are everywhere… >:3
Why did you say turning light into cookies is for fucking amateurs
Dragoon not being the first person to get 1000000000000000000000000x more cookies then he did gives me PHYSICAL PAIN.
"Physical Pain"
_-morgan_
"But to understand, ill have to explain the Cthulu mythos" may be the best quote from cookie clicker ever
Sadly it's incorrectly explained, reality doesn't end once azathoth awakens, especially not as he's not even asleep to begin with. The flute players exist to calm him not to keep him asleep.
no its actually clicking cookie
@@narkle9723yep
Finally, a game that rivals Kirby Lore
@@narkle9723the fact that Dragoon miss summarized the Cthulhu mythos causes me physical pain.
If the people responsible for fixing the problems in our society had half the patience and determination that dragoon has we'd be living like that one meme
life could be dream...
I hate that I immediately knew which one you meant. I need to stop being online so much
Lmao I know what ur talking about
@@colten7525I knew you would get it
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3Okay but my balls hurt 🎉
This was my favorite thing ive seen on the internet this week, Thank you for your sacrifice
0:30 - fine nr. 1-3
1:26 - mines
1:35 - fine nr. 4
2:10 - mass production
2:25 - real money
3:04 - fine nr. 5
3:18 - witchcraft
4:10 - fine nr. 6
4:20 - Space...
4:55 - fine nr. 7-9
6:50 - DIMENSIONS
7:30 - TIME!
8:32 - ANTIMATTER!!!
8:54 - fine nr. 10
10:15 - LIGHT ITSELF!!!!
(+fine nr. 11)
10:42 - fine nr. 12
11:00 - LUCK ITSELF!
11:22 - fine nr. 13-16
13:00 - fine nr. 17
14:12 - mathematical infinity
15:45 - simulation
17:33 - stock market
19:10 - backing cookies
(+fine nr.18)
20:28 - HIRE GOD
21:56 - a very long achievement
22:30 *_FINE_* nr. 18
24:10 - broken reality
Sorry jusz need these for myself
Thanks. This video is a masterpiece 😁
This was an emotional rollercoaster
Nice
👍
Good
thumbs up
👍👍👍👍
Dragoon: "I finally have every building in the game!"
Orteil: "and I took that personally"
Dragoon: "It turned out that sooner, rather than later, baking cookies with my very mind was actually quite inefficient. So I decided to clone myself, or rather, from the looks of things now, clone myselves. If there's more me, me can surely bake even more cookies mefold, right?"
Dragoon II: "As complicated and stupid as that sounds, that makes sense."
Dragoon III: "I second that opinion."
Dragoon: I then realized I had only been baking cookies in all universes in a 3d multiverse, throughout all of time, with all matter and antimatter and light in every dimension in every reality, when I could simply collect cookies by rewriting the rules of existence to E=mcookies^2
@@brickpuncher1429 And yet cursors remain the main source of cps over the last two updates.
@@Mahfireballs Yeah, it's honestly funny how the first thing you get to automate cps with is both the most and least efficient producer of cookies
@@Mahfireballsno. It’s grandmas with elder battalion late game. After getting Unshackled grandmas, grandmas jump to 90& of your cps. Over time this does get weaker but I have every single building upgrade and grandmas give 60& of my cps, 10 octodecillion. I can definitely inprove this however
First things first, outstanding video. Truly a comedy masterpiece. Now, there's a song that plays when he shows us a new building and as a band nerd I have been driving myself insane for the past three days trying to figure out what it is. If you recognize the song please tell me.
I recognise it.
The fact that a so simple looking Game has so much deept and lore behind it is amazing iv'e spent days on it without reaserch and still can't fully understad it
At this point hes not even hideing his insanity
Since when has he ever hid his insanity?
*hiding
@@sploshsploosh *hiding 🤓
🦍
hiing*
I swear your humour is an art form. The way you weave in and out creating variants of jokes, landing them in the most unexpected moments…
His humor is FINE
thx ryan
@@alphaeclipse1013 alphaeclipse
this sums up the game quite well for someone who wants to start off completing the game, good job on that!!
The Lore of Cookie Clicker is crazy. I just started down this rabbit hole myself in my first play through.
I just watched him overtake my year and a half save in what seems like less than a month. His power knows no bounds.
that takes 2 days
i still have 8% more achievements that he does lets go
@@user-qn3kk6jg6dno it doesn't.
@@peridot4600 it took me 2 days
in a week lol
Remember, it isn't a monopoly if others can still make their own cookies. It's just that your cookies are so overwhelmingy tasty thanks to your infinite eons of experience in making them, that people would rather buy them, than make their own.
thats very nice
Well I think that this is wrong because I think Dragoon does in fact have a monopoly on cookie production as no other
cookie making company exists as all of them got bankrupted because dragons cookie are are tastier and cheaper. Monopoly means you have full control over a market of an item, in this case cookie. Just because other people can make cookies doesn't mean that Dragon does not control the market. They can make and sell cookies but they will not probably succeed because dragon's cookies are better in every way.
Is that a Alpha Centauri reference
they literally can't (the wheat is gone and he bribed god himself)
Thank you Dragoon, you have inspired me to also play cookie clicker, I'm 40 days in and have 90% of the achievements.
4:28 Is that.... GOD-SHATTERING STAR???
The amount of time and effort he put into this was amazing. And let’s not forget, this started of with one single cookie.
yeah but it goes fast: 1, 2, 3, 100 quadrillions
@@redsquareytgd4132 coockies fly by don't they
Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon posts another cookie clicker video
every time he dose i lose my grandma
@@user-wf7sd8mg1s shut up usopp everybody knows that you're lying
Your description is a music hunter’s absolute dream come true bless you
I must say this. I love the music choice and the format of the videos. Keep it up man like that.
This video was actually a massive plan to get more people to play cookie clicker and buy heralds, therefore increasing Dragoon's cps
heralds cap at 100
@@evanepic3599 they're not always at 100
@@user-qn3kk6jg6d depends if you’re on steam or not
@@The_Shimp I have browser and steam but yeah browser is stuck at 41
@@user-qn3kk6jg6d ye
3:10 "In good news, I've baked 100 million cookies. That's enough to feed an American family for two weeks."
I laughed so hard.
his estimations are wrong, as an american i can safely say it is enough to feed an american family for 1 day
ike same
Npc
@@Jamer579 ur the real npc lol
@@BalloonAsap 1 day!??!? What are you on?!? An extreme diet? It would be 1 nanosecond bro.
I js wanted to say how this is a perfect video. like the whole video and all the progress, the editing is js so impressive. I've watched the whole thing like 10 times now 😭😭😭. But, this should have more views fs
This is such a complete and utter achievement I don't even know how to respond to this.
Games like this where you fall further and further into madness the deeper you delve just fascinate me. You start by clicking cookies, and buying grandmas to cook cookies, and end with barganing with God to create a horrifyingly large cookie empire.
As a man with 500 hours on cookie clicker with only 84% of achievements I respect you. Dreading the day where I go for the stock market achievement
Agreed. The stock market isn't even useful aside from the achievements it gets.
Gaseous assets is a lot easier to get since they added more "change" to the stock market (i.e. stocks will go up and down faster, especially if you have the cortex brain aura on)
Cookistocker can also automate it.
I know what you're gonna say but cause our time is precious i gotta tell ya :
If you open the consol in the game code, you can give yourself x amount of cookie, but you wont get any trophees.
However, it'll give you billions of Legacy points, allowing you to multiply your cookie gains by billions.
Meaning that when you disable consol command, and start a new game, you'll be able to get trophees again, and spare thousands of hours of gameplay.
I know it ruins the point of the game, i know it ruins the fun. But if you're just chasing the trophees, by doing that, you can get THEM ALL in less than a day :)
Pls dont hate
@@AliceFlintt Just saying, that only gets you all of the really easy achievements, doesn't net you *any* of the difficult ones. Getting your cookie production high is the quick part.
i thought it was a bug that stock morket profits reset on ascension
First time hearing about this game but more importantly first time watching your video. Love the content and edit brother. Ez sub keep it up 👍
The real cookie clicker experience is the carpal tunnel speedrun any%
Oh naw bro bringing back memories from when I tried to make a mega build I minecraft
14:10 ,,almost enough to feed kirby" beautiful words you said here mate!
22:45 "What took me days now takes me seconds" The most Epic Cookie Gameplay
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.
@J4ke. probably better than that guys hamster
@@TippyHippy:(
fr?
The rewatchability for this video is insane
The cat at 2:49 is my cat lol
12:09 bro missed the perfect chance to say "the cookie crumbles"
it's *FINE*
11:54 you can hear genuine concern in his voice
This cool little video goldmine eased some of my anxiety, thanks dragoon
I never knew how much I needed a narrated version of cookie clicker
The fact that this video is not secretly a CoC video just hurts..
As an Australian, I can relate to Dragoon. At one point in our lives, we must go out into the world and make cookies for our families to be happy. It's just that, Dragoon, made more cookies than most.
I Love This! Very entertaining, you earned a subscriber :)
The company who made this should of sponsored you for this video.This video made this game look so fun I just went and bought it. Great video.
one of the few good cookie clicker videos thats entertaining and actually knows basic strats lol
One of the few cookie clicker videos
watching this baked brought me in far crazier multiverses than in cookie clicker
Its amazing how you go from chill to screaming.
Dragoon is the ideal gamer and a undeniably an immaculate story teller.
no he isnt
@@Hoovystik46no he isnt not
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤫🤫🤫🙄🙄🙄🤗🤗
I think my own consciousness began to phase out of reality itself around the 5 minute mark, I felt like I was in trance
Same
I’m trippin within the first 30 seconds
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116how was the rest of the video
@@dontstealmycontentplease the what?
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 nice
0:58 bros fingers are made of solar panels
An amazing video. The commentating is so funny.🤣🤣
can we appreciate how much dragoon put inside of us
Ayo? 🤨
funny
@BlueCrystal _funneh_
mpmph..,,.,,.
Ayo wtf
i love the effort dragoon puts inside of us every upload
"Puts inside of us"
💀
Ayo🤨📸
💀
@@theminecraftjester1738 snitch
3:05
WE RISE
-grama
I'm sure that's F I N E
The way he went from 1 to 100 quadrillion and then back to 5 is hilarious good job dragoon been subscribed before 200 k or 100k 🙏💀
Congratulations! Your one of the only videos on all of TH-cam that are more than 20 minutes long and that I have actually watched all the way through. Amazing video.
You're weak mr autogenerated_name.
very low intention span stop watching tiktok
@@Hoovystik46 intention span
@@unsmart42069 unsmart 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
If I got a penny for every time someone said "low attention span" and "tiktok" I'd be a billionaire
I like how it’s probably fine keeps on getting louder and louder
15:15 It pains me to know that he will soon discover the elder frenzy, but hasn’t yet 😞
15:09 the whiplash from the maths lesson to "so In cookie clicker" was hilarious
5:10 This music is so nostalgic for me. It brings back good (and bad) memories of playing Super Mario 64
The good old times
Oh my god. I completely forgot about this games existence. What the heck broooo. I got a random memory of that Make it Rain game and found a video of someone playing it. He friggin mentioned cookie clicker. A whole segment of my childhood came crawling back in my head. That's amazing, man. It's like a memory my brain convinced my subconscious was unimportant. This is stupid, but it's like a genuine revelation. Back when apps were new man, holy shit. People would play anything back then. It's kind of astonishing how new everything was. Iphones, Social media, Itunes (you don't see that much anymore). I mean apps still exist, but there's no more magic around them from my perspective. They've sort of turned into a means to not get bored. Holy crap, this is the longest I've ever written a youtube comment.
I love how cultured the video gets at 5:16 :) gj brotherman
"WE RISE" - Grandma
"That's fine." - Him
I've been playing this game for a decade. Every few years, I would go back and make a new game with whatever new changes the game may have had. It's really fun to run in the background.
I love how every time he says fine it gets slightly more earrape
I lost my save years ago and just started my new save. I'd forgotten how insane this game makes people. Can't wait! XD
this is very well made, and hilarious.definitely shows the depth of the game
16:40 There is actually a way to get this achievement without cheating. The steps are as follows:
1. Add "saysopensesame" to the end of your name (for example, Dragoonsaysopensesame).
2. This should open a dev console on the left side of your screen and give you the achievement. (If you want to remain cheat-free, DO NOT interact with the dev console.
3. Check your shadow achievements to see if you got it. If you did,
4. Remove "saysopensesame" from your name.
5. Go to Options and save the game.
6. Reload the page.
The dev console should now be closed, leaving you with the achievement.
thanks
guys conspiracy time, at some points in this video dragoon cuts himself off in editting, he does this once with the word acheivements, becoming, eivements, and once with the word, cookies, becoming "cooks", the second one is at around 18:08, my theory is that if you combine these terms, with some other cut out terms from other videos, you will get a secret code
“Why does she have the black ops ray-gun?!?” Made me laugh
Clicking a coookie for hundreds of hours is something we all do and love, it’s also something that Dragoon takes to another level of insanity
If you want another game like this, I'd highly recommend antimatter dimensions. It's basically cookie clicker with less UI, but larger numbers and more immediate systems.
If you start it and just feel whelmed, the first infinity is effectively the tutorial. The game expands massively as you go on, it's one of the most engrossing games I've ever played.
im at e225 IP right now
how dare you remind me of my eternities
i hate you
thanks
now at e27 EP
@@phoebequine2101how please give tips
@@catoplasm When you unlock eternity challenges it may feel slow (depends if you use idle or active path). But after completing some of the eternity challenges it will speed up, and get you to e27 EP and beyond.
Now at e40 EP upgrade and ready to do 6x5
23:07 the achievments have turned into a mans head instead of a cookie im sure thats probably FIIiiIIinNNEEe
This video is some times a science lesson i love it😂 (dragoon i love you're videos)
This is the very first video Ive seen on you channel and I have to say that I love your humor and the fact that you are using classical music. Its unusual, amazing!
one of us!
same!!
i just wanna thank you for this amazing content its always so much fun to watch. Yours are the only videos i can watch without getting distracted or bored
Dragoon explaining cookie clicker lore is better then watching an anime for the story
Well yknow
Anything is better than anime
16:12 I’m pretty sure you can get cheated cookies taste awful by simply unlocking the dev menu,Evan if you don’t use it. I got it by unlocking the dev menu, changed my name back then reloading the game and the dev menu was gone.
How do I get the dev menu?
@@WxIIow you had saysopensesame to the end of your bakery name, all one word
@@Zappysteel thx
Dragoon says "There is truly nothing left" and i agree with him
because if you want something done right, *you gotta do it yourself*
22:07
Ok who asked Greystillplays to make an achievement name?
If it wasn’t obvious Grey is known for
Making excessively long names for things if given the opportunity
this was my first time watching dragoon..
immediate subscribe
My favorite thing about Cookie Clicker is that, just when you think you're done, a new update comes out
I was not prepared for where this went I thought this was gonna be a simple game about cookies but I must say I watched it all and subscribed
This is literally the best video on TH-cam watched itnfor the fourth time and I still enjoyed it :D
love the content keep up the good work
I love how your videos randomly blow up! Keep up the hard work (although please take a break); I'm a hard fan of this channel for a while!
“i got 10 million cookies, I can feed an American family for 2 weeks” 😂😂
FAX
It's a pity that you don't made the video when they released the last building: "You". Awesome video I laughed xD.
Great video man and cookie clicker is so cool :]
Dragoons best moments:
Dragoon:MAKING COOKIES OUT OF LIGHT IS FOR FU***** AMATEURS!
Dragoon is the God of Cookies - Fact
Dra2oon is the God of Lizards - Fact
Dragoon's Lizard is in this video and talking to destroy the cookie - Theory
Morgan is Dragoon's long-lost uncle who dated his brother.
I watched this video twenty times already.
I can't stop watching it
I'm addicted
I have memorized every single word
Somebody help me
I am still watching it
Dragoon, I love your videos very much! ive watched this video more than 2 times, and i loved it! P.S. can you make videos about cookie clicker updates?
"ignore that the grandmas look different", as a used-to-be-cookie clicker and now-maths nerd, I am literally laughing my ass
I like how Dragoon did what no other person who plays cookie clicker does. Talked to someone else.
so sad this came out right before the last building was introduced, anyway nice video Dragoon