I GENUINELY had no idea cookie clicker was this complex. Everything past the first thirty seconds was absolutely bizarre and like a fever dream, like I’m being gaslit into downloading cookie clicker. It’s working btw
@@RyanAardenI just play it on browser. You could get it on Steam for like five bucks but I would only get that if you want to support the Creator there's like basically no differences
Dragoon is a extremely highclass reality bender, he keeps himself contained but he's insane scp-173 leaves him alone and sco096 doesn't react to him, because he's looking through him for a juicy queen beet, it's the same for scp-682 he doesn't hate him like he doesn't hate scp-053, because he's so insane he will rip him apart for an item from a video game
As someone who HAS played Cookie Clicker every now and then, off and on, since it came out in 2013... ...it's all real. All of it. Every insane escalation in scale, every thing about monsters, everything that is "FINE"--all of it. The game really is that crazy. :P
This guy needs to blow up his content is insanely good like holy hell, and its not like there is plenty of others like him, he is the only one ive seen with this style of humor, he has no competition. How has he not blown up yet?
When you finally finish all the achievements you should put all the cookie clicker videos in one to make a mega juicer of a video. I will definitely watch that again. I already rewatched them twice so what does it matter if I watch it for a fourth time. Btw great video and pls don’t go insane from all the cookie madness ❤
I quit after 40 hours it just didnt go forward, i was one of the first thousands to get that game back then... i just couldnt move further nothing changed every reset brought me ca 0.1% forward i didnt wanted to waste my time for that
After watching this video, I was inspired to finally start my garden, knowing it might take a long time. But in less than a week, I managed to get a Juicy Queenbeet, even before the Duketater. I don't know how I got so lucky, but now I've sacrificed my garden and I'm redoing it, and I even managed to get the Golden Clover ahead of the usual schedule. I don't know what the odds are for the luck I've had, but I imagine it shouldn't have been so easy and fast. (My only bad luck is getting the Shiny Wrinkler and the 1-in-a-million achievement; I have 480 hours and popped over 11000 wrinklers, but I haven't gotten them yet.)
Juicy queenbeat is cookie clicker's equivalent of the striped marlin in abyssrium, they're *technically* easy to get but it's super unlikely and it only has a chance of happening every once in a while.
"I kept on going, my garden is growing, you'll know when im flowing, my clothing exploding, my rap is mind blowing, my zenith approaching, they try to kill me, but my death is postponing" is the hardest, most fire, rap lyrics known to man🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don't know why, but the end of the video caught me off guard and I ended up laughing, this video deserves a like, for both your sacrifice and making me laugh for a bit, even the leaf blowing side game lore was funny
I got the Juicy Queen Beet on my first attempt when working towards my first garden sacrifice. Now I am working towards another and I am sitting here on my 34th attempt wondering where it all went wrong.
seedless to nay (the achievement in the thumbnail) is not even the most annoying achievement there are seven househoes, endless cycle, gaseous assets, and there is also "a liitle bit extra" witch is a step below the others but still a pain in the ass
14:35 I smiled btw cookie clicker was supposed to have a dungeon adventure generator at one point, somehow my first thought for the idea of doing various crazy half-side-quests
You should play The Prestige Tree. It's a really fun prestige-based game where your goal is to get as many points as possible. To do this, you unlock different rows with new content. Each new row will reset the previous ones, until you reach milestones or get achievements, allowing you to keep some of your progress or automate the grinds
Oh god he's relapsing, somebody call help before the universe is back on his shoulders Well now it's too late, this one was genuinely worse and more pitiful than all of the suffering of every previous cookie clicker video. He was actually serious about that being the hardest achievement.
This an incredibly entertaining video, and a great reminder that while I love Cookie Clicker, getting 100% of the achievements would take an insane amount of effort. I'm fine where I'm at with my 80-ish%..
There's a new update to cookie clicker, with a building that's a clone of yourself. It also brought the other 3 to mobile, along with seasons and a couple ascended things.
Fun fact: the most unknown achievement is the "just plain lucky" its not achieved by challenges but you being in the game sets it off (Its one in a million btw :)
9:33 is not the wrong setup, the jq in the middle serve a fouble purpose. It is, infact, the superior setup since dukataters and shriekbulbs can mutate outside of the ring
but if the middle queenbeet matures too quickly, it ruins all 4 rings. its more reliable to have 4 seperate rings. duketakers and shriekbulbs on the outside dont matter at all. youll get them in time anyway
also a stock market simulator, too, as well as a pantheon with different effects depending on how you place them in a certain order, and a collection of spells you can cast as long as you are ok with the chances of those spells backfiring.
I feel like dragoon owns cookie clicker and he uses a supercomputer to edit these videos to psychologically influence everyone who watches to play cookie clicker.
This has nothing to do with the content of the video, but while I was watching it I was eating spicy spaghetti, when I sneezed and spicy went up my nose. Not a comfortable experience, but the madness that came from the queenbeets made me feel better
I am here at 4 a.m., having literally never once watched this channel, nor a single video of anyone playing Cookie Clicker, and I am reeling in shock every second of gardening minigame online strategies, grandma demons, evil santa, dragon who just graduated uni, casually clicking cookies in all timelines and all dimensions and all realities at once, and most of all leaf blowing cosmic horror lore, the highlight of which is certainly BORB When I wake up in the morning I will probably assume I'd fever dreamed this entire video
fun fact: i started cookie clicker after your video and have now been playing for about 4 months, and true neverclick was one of my first achievements!
one must imagine Dragoon happy.
One must imagine Dragoon selling away his life for virtual cookies 💔
One must imagine dragoon happy with all those cookies
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one must never imagine dragoon happy
Pin of
Happiness
He turned 5 stages of grief to 12 stages of insanity.
I think anyone would go to insanity at that point
12*
Lol tru
12*
Goals
Save scumming isn’t cheating
It’s checking alternate dimensions and universes for different outcomes
Alternate universes
careful, dont stop any canon events
@@jamesbao1111 I'm making the mother of all bakeries here, Jack! Can't fret over every universe.
@@lookguysitsturtleyx that’s what i said
I just didn’t want to repeat myself
"Quantum Mechanics mf"
I GENUINELY had no idea cookie clicker was this complex. Everything past the first thirty seconds was absolutely bizarre and like a fever dream, like I’m being gaslit into downloading cookie clicker. It’s working btw
I downloaded it after his vid. I'm already hooked
He should get paid for this
@@VapourWav3 how to Download it
@@RyanAarden it's on Steam
@@RyanAardenI just play it on browser. You could get it on Steam for like five bucks but I would only get that if you want to support the Creator there's like basically no differences
i actually screamed "YESSSS!!" when you finally [did the thing of great difficulty] .
I got invested...well done.
idk but this reminded me of playing [hyperlink blocked]
I loved when he said ''Now I am become Dragoon, the clicker of cookies.'' GOOSEBUMPS.
He doesn’t know bout the destroyer of world
1k likes and 1 reply?lemme change that
1.2k likes and 2 reply?lemme change that
eww millenial writing
Npc
I loved it when Dragoon found the secret achievement in Cookie Clicker. A certified Dragoon classic
Can't be more relatable
Im gonna touch you
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🤖🤖🤖
@@festals beep boop you're onto me
Bro casually raps better than most people 💀💀
This man deserves more
What rapper name should we make for dragoon
@@trollhimforeverBig-D
can u give the timestamp for dragoon rapping?
6:17
Bad-D @@trollhimforever
The pure joy in this one moment was absolutely insane 15:59.
Imagine doing chores or cooking something and suddenly you hear your neighbor scream "JUICY!"
Loved the pure descent into madness over the course of this video. Felt like watching the tapes of a man who had gotten lost in the woods. Subscribed
This guys is so dedicated and insane that I think he should be classed as an SCP.
He would definitely be an Apollyon if he was
Beyond Apollyon, actually.
@@thewallsarespeakingtome He is a 4 dimensional god and SCP.
dragoon and final phase grandma would be classified as apollyon
Dragoon is a extremely highclass reality bender, he keeps himself contained but he's insane scp-173 leaves him alone and sco096 doesn't react to him, because he's looking through him for a juicy queen beet, it's the same for scp-682 he doesn't hate him like he doesn't hate scp-053, because he's so insane he will rip him apart for an item from a video game
It's happened, Dragoon is finally in late game Cookie Clicker. May the great baker in the sky have mercy on his sanity.
he’s still in late mid game, hes almost escaped late game
IGNORE THE COMMENT ABOVE ME I DIDNT KNOW WHAT LATEGAME OR MIDGAME WAS
As someone who has never played cookie clicker every second of this video is more insane than the last 10/10
As someone who HAS played Cookie Clicker every now and then, off and on, since it came out in 2013...
...it's all real. All of it. Every insane escalation in scale, every thing about monsters, everything that is "FINE"--all of it. The game really is that crazy. :P
This guy needs to blow up his content is insanely good like holy hell, and its not like there is plenty of others like him, he is the only one ive seen with this style of humor, he has no competition. How has he not blown up yet?
6:18 is the rap if ur wondering
WONDERFUL
Part 1 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has more money or something.
W
I'll spend it on plane tickets to vatican city to steal the popes hat
Yes. Please do@@Dragoon45
@@Dragoon45can you steal one of the statues while your at it
@@Dragoon45 swap it out with a party hat Indiana Jones style
Surely the world's hardest game next. it'll be entertaining I can guarantee that much.
I love that game
When you finally finish all the achievements you should put all the cookie clicker videos in one to make a mega juicer of a video.
I will definitely watch that again. I already rewatched them twice so what does it matter if I watch it for a fourth time.
Btw great video and pls don’t go insane from all the cookie madness ❤
6:29 You just casually continued?
6:10 Nice rap
As a person with 2000 hours in leaf blower revolution, you should definitely play it in full
Yeah I quit a while ago cus I hated 5he challenges and moved on to other games but it's still a great game
I quit after 40 hours it just didnt go forward, i was one of the first thousands to get that game back then... i just couldnt move further nothing changed every reset brought me ca 0.1% forward i didnt wanted to waste my time for that
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@@LeroxYTit's not that difficult. I've 100% it after like 80 hours.
@@RetsamX only 80??? How??
no matter how popular you get, i will always consider you to be underrated because this is content is just too good
tip if you hold shift you can keep planting the same plant instead of GOING BACK TO PRESS THE DAMN SEED EVERY SINGLE TIME
Thats not FUN
oh I didn't realize that
After watching this video, I was inspired to finally start my garden, knowing it might take a long time. But in less than a week, I managed to get a Juicy Queenbeet, even before the Duketater. I don't know how I got so lucky, but now I've sacrificed my garden and I'm redoing it, and I even managed to get the Golden Clover ahead of the usual schedule. I don't know what the odds are for the luck I've had, but I imagine it shouldn't have been so easy and fast. (My only bad luck is getting the Shiny Wrinkler and the 1-in-a-million achievement; I have 480 hours and popped over 11000 wrinklers, but I haven't gotten them yet.)
5:27 found the article. This is real, not edited. It quite literally says that.
It’s scary how deep the cookie clicker story line is
The worse is yet to come. Some of the achievements I've refreshed multiple gardens in pursuit of. Hang in there. It's about to get much more difficult
Juicy queenbeat is cookie clicker's equivalent of the striped marlin in abyssrium, they're *technically* easy to get but it's super unlikely and it only has a chance of happening every once in a while.
14:30... the most fitting moment for discovering the "shriekbulb"
To paraphrase Heather of LoadingReadyRun, I'm not a savescummer, I'm a retconnoisseur.
6:17 actually slaps astronomically
fr
Ikr
Did you see the bank video? That last song was so fire
@@T0PaSsIuM27 Can you reply to this message with the name or a link to that vid i cant seem to be able to find it
Holy shit its nice to see that the Juicy Queenbeet really is just rare af. It took me about 2-3 months to get one if I remember correctly.
damn that's unlucky, I got it on my third attempt, only took me a couple days. (no savescumming). it took me longer to get the bakeberry.
I've actually seen that speedrunners set the time to Christmas to get the reindeer spawns in a no click speedrun.
"I kept on going, my garden is growing, you'll know when im flowing, my clothing exploding, my rap is mind blowing, my zenith approaching, they try to kill me, but my death is postponing" is the hardest, most fire, rap lyrics known to man🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don't know why, but the end of the video caught me off guard and I ended up laughing, this video deserves a like, for both your sacrifice and making me laugh for a bit, even the leaf blowing side game lore was funny
I got the Juicy Queen Beet on my first attempt when working towards my first garden sacrifice. Now I am working towards another and I am sitting here on my 34th attempt wondering where it all went wrong.
seedless to nay (the achievement in the thumbnail) is not even the most annoying achievement there are seven househoes, endless cycle, gaseous assets, and there is also "a liitle bit extra" witch is a step below the others but still a pain in the ass
laughed harder at the last line than I did the entire rest of the video
14:35 I smiled btw cookie clicker was supposed to have a dungeon adventure generator at one point, somehow my first thought for the idea of doing various crazy half-side-quests
10:04 me when I realize that he got the juicy queen bee at this point, but lost it
I can't wait for Dragoon to spend the same amount of time on the stock market achievements, this time actively playing
wdym its much faster especially with the new dragon buff
@@СкелетПривет-я2жstill takes a while, cause you have to buy low sell high a bunch of times
You should play The Prestige Tree. It's a really fun prestige-based game where your goal is to get as many points as possible. To do this, you unlock different rows with new content. Each new row will reset the previous ones, until you reach milestones or get achievements, allowing you to keep some of your progress or automate the grinds
Oh god he's relapsing, somebody call help before the universe is back on his shoulders
Well now it's too late, this one was genuinely worse and more pitiful than all of the suffering of every previous cookie clicker video. He was actually serious about that being the hardest achievement.
99% of -gamblers- clickers quit before they win big _😲_
8:56 it was at this moment he knew: he f**ked up.
This an incredibly entertaining video, and a great reminder that while I love Cookie Clicker, getting 100% of the achievements would take an insane amount of effort. I'm fine where I'm at with my 80-ish%..
5:50 you said the video has 14 minutes left. Yet it only had 12. I shall not rest until you release the content you cut out. #releasetheseedcut
15:09 Actually Mr. Dragoon, that is only 72 failures. I guess the only real fail is your counting abilities (which would bring to 73)
sisyphus
There's a new update to cookie clicker, with a building that's a clone of yourself. It also brought the other 3 to mobile, along with seasons and a couple ascended things.
I love all of the work and Lore that he brings to the table with each vid🙃
It's always a good day when Dragoon uploads
Until Dragoon uploads*
my mum is skinnier then yours 🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗
@@Hoovystik46 ok wut
@@br3ad_96
@@Hoovystik46 bro who are you
Fun fact: the most unknown achievement is the "just plain lucky"
its not achieved by challenges but you being in the game sets it off
(Its one in a million btw :)
That’s not a normal achievement!?!?!?
It's 1 in a million? I thought I was lucky to get it on my 2nd day, but wow!
"I'll let you hear my live reaction" "NOOOOOOOO!" this is cinema.
Good news is, it will be 5% faster AND cheaper this time! Also you can get the garden upgrades easier.
And easier because it mutates 5% more
I love how chaotic and entertaining this is XD
10:50 Dragoon casualy going insane. Then stops for a few seconds and continiues going insane.
17:39 insanity
Dearest dragoon.
I am overjoyed to see you have joined the leaf blower legion.
I have 740 hours in this game.
You will never escape.
Cant believe I'm just finding this guy now, hes bloody hilarious!!! New favorite channel wahoo!! :D
That ending sentence broke me.
9:33 is not the wrong setup, the jq in the middle serve a fouble purpose. It is, infact, the superior setup since dukataters and shriekbulbs can mutate outside of the ring
but if the middle queenbeet matures too quickly, it ruins all 4 rings. its more reliable to have 4 seperate rings. duketakers and shriekbulbs on the outside dont matter at all. youll get them in time anyway
@@Dragoon45nice👍
5:09 the lore goes so deep
I thought I was insane but this guy took it to a whole new level of insanity.
There’s a farming simulator inside this game wtf??
also a stock market simulator, too, as well as a pantheon with different effects depending on how you place them in a certain order, and a collection of spells you can cast as long as you are ok with the chances of those spells backfiring.
I feel like dragoon owns cookie clicker and he uses a supercomputer to edit these videos to psychologically influence everyone who watches to play cookie clicker.
I'm just going through madness of speed baking, and also through trying to grow every mutation of plants so I feel that pain
no matter the content of a cookie clicker/idle game video Dragoon will always go insane no matter what
One must imagine Sisyphus as a gardener.
This has nothing to do with the content of the video, but while I was watching it I was eating spicy spaghetti, when I sneezed and spicy went up my nose. Not a comfortable experience, but the madness that came from the queenbeets made me feel better
6:17 how did you make this masterpiece
11:10 hey its me
Wat.
10:20 nice game choice
YOUPLYAŞNG TO? Like me
Can we appreciate how many effort dragoon puts into killing gods?
Have you noticed the voice change in the middle of the video?
That’s his grand grand grand grandson trying to get juicy queenbeet
i thought cookie clicker was a boring old clicking game, why is there so much depth in this game
Queenbeatt,JUICYYYYUDHWHHEN! 15:53
JOOSEEEEE
pretty good vid, keep it up on the long road to 100%!
Dragoon really started spitting bars outta nowhere and thought we wouldn't notice.
10:18 the leaf blower revolution ark begings
Leaf blower was unexpected part of this video but the chess part caught me off guard 💀💀
why do you drop the hardest song in all of history every video you make
Dragoon definetely didn't cheat, it is HARD to hide something like that so good.
i dont phink that u are being honest
5:35 - “I was listening to Bach all the time”…. seconds later proceeds to play Dvorak’s 9th symphony 4th movement. :(
6:19 the rap was fire🔥🔥
6:18 the best rap on my life bro is actually FIRE🔥🔥🔥
You right
You should try antimatter dimensions, it gets stupidly cool and complicated and the lore is insane
Ive already watched the video 42069911 times (trust me) and i can say that this is a Dragoon classic
FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I liked the part where dragoon didn’t click.
This video is ADHD incarnate and I'm here for it. You got a new subscriber!
11:10 Dragoon has now gone completely insane.
Borb
borb
6:25 bars
13:10 iv just ingraved those cheet codes into my head thx :)
11:46 made me giggle
Man, this brings me back. I remember when I played Cookie Clicker almost a full decade ago... It was a Thursday.
i would like to say, i am currently studying violin at conservatoire and I was not expecting such a banging playlist of music in the background
12:35 that did not sound like pawn
I love it when he says ''It's dragoonin' time''
Bro the juicy queenbeet is literally there at 10:03
No it isnt lmao thats the same plant
No it isnt lmao thats the same plant
the juicy queenbeet have the same top as the regular queenbeet, we cant be sure
What are y’all talking about.
It is because he has The same amount of sugar lumps at 15:50 and 10:03 so it is a juicy queenbeat
I am here at 4 a.m., having literally never once watched this channel, nor a single video of anyone playing Cookie Clicker, and I am reeling in shock every second of gardening minigame online strategies, grandma demons, evil santa, dragon who just graduated uni, casually clicking cookies in all timelines and all dimensions and all realities at once, and most of all leaf blowing cosmic horror lore, the highlight of which is certainly BORB
When I wake up in the morning I will probably assume I'd fever dreamed this entire video
fun fact: i started cookie clicker after your video and have now been playing for about 4 months, and true neverclick was one of my first achievements!