WEIRD INSTAGRAM COMICS

I look at weird comics on Instagram... cool.
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Background Music:
Cuphead - Floral Fury - Music
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

[@carlospitteri3146]

When you get fired from drawing for wikiHow so you make your own Instagram page

[@kalinaweber8524]

Tru

[@D3niz3n]

@A Fucking Weaboo thats why they were fired

[@ManixDash]

holy shit 1.2 k likes and im the 3rd reply

[@confusedaf1112]

Hmm
1.2k
Hardly any replies?

[@downwards_spiral]

Epic

[@damarahbryant3807]

These are African comics and I am embarrassed lmao

[@Blerblerblerb]

Damarah Bryant lmao same

[@uyuman1]

Nigerian to be specific, it's funny only to Nigerians.

[@damarahbryant3807]

uyu man Precisely 😂

[@DefenderOfAvalon]

Damarah Bryant when I saw "DSTV Explorer" I knew and it made it personal 🤣

[@prettyhatemachine8887]

uyu man
That's nothing to be proud of.

[@cairill9224]

Is that person the who makes the wikihow images?

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

By the looks of it, yes.

[@samhansen9771]

Spaalonebabuguuscooties it is their doppelganger

[@RainbowSprinkles1001]

The grammar of this comment matches the grammar in the dude's comics

[@mymyrrah]

You’re talking like Yoda m8

[@koko-rm7ew]

i found out that wikihow images are most likely traced pictures from the real world.

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

**jazz music stops**

[@adamq1815]

dylxn grxce Awsten!

[@narajune7142]

*J A Z Z M U S I C C O M M E N C E S*

[@Oyasumi05]

dylxn grxce you have to use two * to get them to show up on an already bolded comment, why did you do it

[@flo_ofie]

*slaz music stops*
>:)

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

dylxn grxce my reaction when I found out he abused his girlfriend...

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Slazo is the only person

[@VenVen_tm]

Yo, mind hitting me with that pfp's s o u r c e

[@whokilledanthony1126]

Dio Brando it's in their description

[@duceawj5009]

Pajamapants Jack wuss poppin nigga

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Pajamapants Jack That has kool fans

[@chainsomnia]

Since this is top comment I’ll just let slazman know that 9:10 means “baby, please turn the ceiling fan up. I can’t believe you made it so hot”
*_ill be expected my $10 soon_*

[@WhisperShield]

These are like insane foreign web comics ran through google translate.

[@masomirmanic3771]

And illustrated by wikihow

[@kelthekonqrr]

Lol, it's a Nigerian 😂😂😂

[@kurtgrgelwrx8376]

LMFAO

[@uyuman1]

The comics are Nigerian, you can't understand them if you aren't Nigerian. That's why it can be funny to me but confusing to Slazo.

[@身赤-w3w]

Dis is eboniks komiks

[@leevs]

ME IN PARTICULAR?? 😍

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

I like how your profile picture matches

[@elisenicole7986]

uh??? he said the video was for me in particular, thank you v much

[@jess-ry3yj]

no me

[@annabellelecter1926]

You all wish. Its for me..

[@soldierxs]

im the pinnacle of girl so yeah me in particular sweetie :))

[@kosiqueensly4506]

From what I understood from this video, the comics are written in ‘broken’. This is basically a mix of Yoruba and English. This is spoken in some parts of Nigeria. Yoruba isn’t the only language spoken in Nigeria so they mix it with English, so everyone can communicate easier. I am ashamed that I understood the shitty use of broken in the comic. The fact that Slazo was reading it made it a bit harder, oof.

[@nneamakaoji1753]

Same gurl same. Also OoH DaDdy.

[@mujiescomedy279]

Kosi Queensly I thought it was called pidgin English. I don’t know

[@jamesayewale5695]

its called both I'm from Nigeria also I thought I would be the only one that knew

[@mastermarkus5307]

Does this language mix not have short sentences or is the guy just a bad writer?

[@MeliXdupraeX]

Making me blush with that intro

[@basura8355]

Diasy Belanger true

[@WrenHuang]

same!!

[@imjustapancake3188]

Slazo really knows how to make men and women swoon I tell ya

[@Anthonybrother]

Making me cringe with that comment

[@cadavercabaret]

Domuntu Bruh

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

L E A V E P A N T

[@wardedthorn6523]

L E A V E P A N T I N P O T

[@spkd_np]

MAN I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR PFP

[@chikofute1693]

E N T E R P A N T

[@pjatm_]

You’ve made 2 comments one with over 1k and this one with almost 1k.
*goals.*

[@forregom]

*C O N S U M E T R O U S E R S*

[@dnkypnch7442]

All the dudes look like they are wearing different colored trash bags for shirts.

[@aerith6977]

dnky pnch i agree

[@kneegrow3592]

It's called an agbada you uncultured swine REEEEE

[@きたな-y2c]

*The way he said “oy a” and “o”* just cracks me up because he is supposed to do it in an African accent 😂😂

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Try reading any of the rap songs lyrics with a posh upperclass propa' Bri'ish accent. Hilarious as well.

[@upsidedownindu]

this is the comment i was looking for lmao so funny

[@idonthaveaname6472]

Alexey Saranchev man thats just grime music

[@ashkechum101]

idont haveaname grime is hardcore Chicago rap... wym?

[@ohbaby484]

ᏞᎥᏞᎥ “african accent” you mean AAVE you dumbass catfish

[@petalynch2312]

slazo video = blessed morning

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

It's 11:00 PM

[@petalynch2312]

T_T I live in New Zealand :)

[@dryegg5162]

blessed night for me😌😂

[@louisab.1466]

For me its night too but anyway... i get that you live in New zealand

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

Peta Lynch
Well that explains a lot

[@carmelinatown]

BLACK BILBO BAGGINS

[@samilowa8137]

Priceless 🤣

[@evediby2183]

The best thing I've heard all day 🤣🤣🤣

[@ControversE-]

goodevening nope

[@neptunesedge9123]

The intro felt personal

[@sonoflethal]

helpmethinkofaname
Cuz it is

[@talii3110]

helpmethinkofaname samee. Made me smile

[@lost2311]

I for once in my life felt like someone cared about me.

[@gjones9282]

ajajaja no you just hate women lmao

[@strawb_short_cake]

I love how that one woman's advice to her friend is to literally PUT HER PANTS IN HER BF'S KITCHENWARE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE...??? Is...is that a thing that people do? And to assume that the other girl who is at that guys house thinking he is single will be just like 'hey babe lemme cook you some spaghet- oh there's a pair of jeans in this pot you are clearly taken better luck next time'...?????...????

[@uyuman1]

Pant in Nigerian english is underwear, what Americans call pants we call trousers as we speak British English.

[@pinkishtoast3561]

uyu man That still doesn't make sense.

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

@@pinkishtoast3561 I mean it kinda does now, it;s just "leaving marks" type of shit

[@zeroxcalibr145]

when the caprisun kicks in

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

ZeRo Xcalibr *Koolaid jammers

[@ilikecurry2345]

Dont Know Don't Care **Crystal Light

[@haveverygreatday]

The art is that of what is deep in the uncanny valley
Really, it's creeping me out

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

That's what tracing does to artwork. It's better to have poor (stickmen and Cyanide+Happiness sort) but honest graphics for webcomics than this abomination, yet in colour and with "shading".

[@gluecan3337]

The robber

[@maddiemainer]

S H O W D E M G A N G

[@noom6272]

maddiemainer behind the scenes

[@SuperThumb_PNG]

Not unless your water is clean-

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

*N A Z B O L G A N G*

[@mercergarnett]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan a fellow national Bolshevik?

[@sketchingstudio5552]

I'm at home, sick. But when I watched your videos...
...Yeah I'm still sick.

[@snowball1672]

At least you are home

[@miguelpadeiro762]

Let me guess, your sickness?

[@miguelpadeiro762]

It was, and it still is

[@CommissarMitch]

You feel better?

[@DylantskiAwesomeness]

This is deep ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😱😱😱

[@AlgaeTheCatman]

*CONSUME PANT VIOLENTLY*

[@Cinko420]

Some Werecat
*O G A A R M R O B B E R*

[@wafflejam9015]

*_ONLY PANT AND EGG CAN SUSTAIN ME_*

[@owah]

*SINCE THE REST OF THE REST OF THE REST OF THE REST OF THE REST OF THE REPLIES ARE LIKE THIS IM GONNA TYPE LIKE THIS TOO*

[@OnlyHopeRemainsTTV]

How did Slazo know I'm a girl? 🤔

[@clairebear-96]

i love the ambient lighting when the power went out

[@nona3291]

I would love merch that said "bazooka willy"

[@stingrey8172]

Y'all mind if it hit a *_-yeet-_* *despacito*

[@ameliapaine]

SpicyMeatballs Despayeeto

[@bryngarner6903]

SpicyMeatballs despayeeto

[@whosthatgirl22]

SpicyMeatballs despadabo

[@yourgazemakesmeblush]

Despasuckmydicko

[@lZMKYAOl]

desuyeeto

[@melware_1869]

2:36 Expired slicon does exist.

[@samirakhalid1480]

"Slicon" Also who care?

[@juniperblank8201]

I'm always a slazhoe for slazo

[@kingkiki2175]

slazo got more attractive at 9:00😍✨

[@jamesfinger5164]

Ikr

[@mynameisntemma167]

w h a t d o e s t h a t e v e n m e a n

[@jamesfinger5164]

@@mynameisntemma167 the lighting made him sexy

[@mynameisntemma167]

@@jamesfinger5164 gay

[@jamesfinger5164]

@@mynameisntemma167 no

[@mitskilvr1394]

Edit: Ok, why I have 100 likes for sharing what I hope is common sense in a /r iamverysmart format? I am genuinely confused. Do you *want* me to copy and paste this on every Slazo video???
Hello,
Today I would like to explain to you the natural phenomenon commonly known as drunk TH-cam.
It is a grave misconception that TH-cam is a being that can consume and feel the effects of alcohol, however TH-cam is a not a being.
What isn’t common knowledge is the fact that TH-cam registers a view after 30 seconds of streaming the said video.
However, sometimes devoted fans are absolutely certain that they like said video before fully streaming the video, and thus TH-cam registers the like before the 30 seconds of streaming are over.
Behold, you are now informed of the the true scientific roots behind the drunk TH-cam myth.
~ professor Ihavetoomuchtime

[@cjgg4885]

Mannat Sharma Copy and pasted

[@ferael0013]

Mannat Sharma
Yes

[@maxcrawfish5987]

what the fuck are you trying to say

[@deskbotknight3730]

When someone says "wow 10 views and 20 likes youtube is drunk" they are explaining why that happens

[@mitskilvr1394]

CJG G copy and pasted from my own comment.

[@vanillasadboi]

Lol the person who made the account is Nigerian

[@nanelu]

what even..

[@paulodebourgogne]

@Bleach Is The Solution your name says it all

[@unknownusername5111]

It's a Nigerian comedy account

[@zacharysprunt3398]

Username checks out

[@Meep142]

Hi. It's a good thing you showed up, Mr "Bleach Is The Solution". Good to see you again.

[@nanelu]

Midnight Mystery find me in the bathroom under the sink at any time if you want to discuss!

[@きたな-y2c]

*At **9:36** when it’s says “belle” you pronounce it as “Bel-leh”* 😂😂😂

[@CatastrophicConundrum]

7:20 “I USE TO LEAVE MY P A N T”

[@Cinko420]

Aesthetic Flowers
5:08 *"But your Breathe will take my Breathe away"*

[@raulqueiroz9021]

Eat them

[@PoshHyena]

I feel like these needed to be read in some sort of Nigerian or vaguely pan-African accent.

[@unknownusername5111]

BINGO!

[@whosthatgirl22]

*jazz music stops*

[@bxby_doll6796]

MoonDaddy
haMILTON BUT WITH JAZZ

[@janekfan666]

The jazz music has stopped loooong ago

[@WrenHuang]

if you go to the actual image it wasn't period blood, it was a woman giving birth...............

[@partyparker7705]

Coffee Cat Gaming that's not specifically better.

[@deeraredear]

*_PRESTON_*

[@obi-wankenobi8406]

You do know that a human body doesn't stop a bullet

[@MegaMGstudios]

Especially not from that gun

[@Despairpressme]

hi daddy slazz

[@deadaccount2212]

I think you mean "Hello, father Slazo."

[@richardlionerheart1945]

i think you mean 'hello, daddy slazzy."

[@kindauncool]

*_edited_*

[@isi995314]

Am I the only one who thought he was extremely handsome when the light turned off ?

[@aurorah.2232]

Woozel k nope he looked really good I was shook

[@corneri5059]

I am the girl. Bow for me

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Bows suck, try a crossbow.

[@mayaa7256]

only pant sustain me

[@clairebear-96]

“it’s brightened my day” - has the most depressed expression i’ve ever seen in my life

[@parksunghye761]

slazo: hey
me:hi
slazo:hello
me:......hi

[@thedotgamer9592]

Too many anime profile pictures in the comment section

[@BigBoy-ok3eg]

Weeb shit

[@lemondolt_9094]

Anime was a mistake

[@pubfries5562]

What else did you expect of the Slazhoes?

[@cloudyskies2]

Does mine count?

[@vusium]

Weeeeeeeeebs

[@Ta_Sa_]

I’m embarrassed cause the artist is Nigerian 🤦🏾‍♀️ btw “oya” is dude

[@mnrsteeljoutafel]

Sorry o is Nigerian slang I lived there for 3 years
Also Oga means boss there

[@uyuman1]

Him trying to read Nigerian slangs was really funny. Trying to read pidgin in an Australian accent.

[@princeofdew8980]

Yeah. Dude's from Nigeria.

[@-honeydew-]

I can't believe he made this video just for me 😍

[@stingrey8172]

Guys one of my 4 testicles doesn't work anymore, is that normal?

[@spicytuna6425]

Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?

[@creamsleybeanington1434]

Have you tried turning yourself on again

[@Piximae]

Have you tried turning yourself?

[@milotyler7795]

Have you tried ?

[@HB-kn4wt]

have you

[@Fran-jb9pj]

I was drinking maple syrup from the bottle when he said “you girl there”

[@bella-fx4tt]

You seem so much more bubbly in this video wtf

[@Jakepearl13]

Who writes this stuff?
It’s so incomprehensible,i can hear an English teachers across the nation struggling to find out what it means!

[@uyuman1]

It's Nigerian and not as incomprehensible as American teen girl speech.

[@Cinko420]

uyu man
"American Teen Girl speech"
What?

[@unknownusername5111]

They're written in informal Nigerian English.

[@pinkishtoast3561]

uyu man I beg to differ. Your casual racism makes me gag.

[@chuckwoody6356]

I'm Nigerian and it's pretty easy for me to read. Some are written in pidgin English

[@tarocise4279]

that gentleman may be bodacious, but he's not as bodaciously clean as your water 💦💦

[@ringringring7504]

4:21 why did that hurt my ears?

[@AlgaeTheCatman]

I can only describe this with a simple, down to earth: *DESPACITO*

[@thatblockyplayer3819]

Congrats on 250k my dude!
Not long till 1 million ;)

[@glove2734]

Did you just assume my gender and the start of the video ? I’m disappointed

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

I’m dEAD thot that meme was dead

[@sswwwqq4290]

Dont Know Don't Care shut up

[@LoverOfAllThingsCool]

If you don't identify as a girl then this video wasn't for you duh

[@poo2003]

I’m dEAD did you assume he cared enough about you to say hi to you in particular? Pitty

[@spicyweasel]

*uncultured swine*

[@zyq9388]

If you ever think you're a terrible artist, this guy exists

[@ayysee_]

No one's cares what wacky numbers TH-cam displays for you, thanks

[@hhhhh5661]

"one's"
speech 100

[@ayysee_]

James Ste. Marie *auto correct 100

[@baconary5000]

CONSUME LEG SHIRT

[@SquiffStarRoyCo]

Hey dad

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Delaney Merkle huh tought she was a mom

[@JayV27]

Hello fellow human

[@didgeridoodanielle]

bazooka dick

[@e102gamma]

Why do you look like disgusted on every thumbnail?

[@billygranzow1331]

Gamma Looks more confused to me. Either way, why wouldn't he? He has to make these stupid things

[@jeofffanclub6501]

My cousin was in Paul Bart 2

[@anthony8346]

whomst'dve

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Ploob 00B God of human irony oh

[@voltariantechnologyinc.8594]

*_7:47_**_ WAS THINKING IT. I WAS THINKING IT AND THEN IT HAPPENED. THIS IS AMAZING. EAT PANT._*

[@basura8355]

Ecks dee

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

B. R. ***

[@masomirmanic3771]

Oh dubbleyoo oh

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Marc Ecko's Bazooka Dee: Bedsheets Under Pressure

[@saracha-sauce]

Always so thirsty for slazo's *clean* water and he never disappoints

[@danaechris833]

For once in my life, I'm not late!
Keep making awesome videos, our water gets cleaner with every new one!

[@DuskEalain]

This entire guy is a mixture between r/iamverysmart, r/imforteenandthisisdeep and a bit of r/tumblrinaction
Also, me and Slazo went "...What?" in-sync.

[@lvbboi9]

BATIM fan?

[@trom_my]

DADDY SLAZO!

[@12_Bitcat]

Congratulations Slazo, you were featured in comment awards v158. You should be proud.

[@irs5355]

I’m drinking some clean ass water

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Sri Clean ASS water? Thats not clean

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

What if the ass was cleaned beforehand?

[@vladmihalca6402]

Sri you drinking ass water?

[@ishroom5466]

DSTV explorer is South Africa's "cable" or TV services

[@nneamakaoji1753]

Also Nigerian

[@phantomjoker5499]

Quench my fire

[@lillymoon2174]

You eyes are so pretty I could stair into them for hours 😍
Edit; I hope that wasn’t creepy

[@heatherh8338]

QUENCH MY FIRE

[@madisonhernandez443]

ah yes daddy slazo

[@galedekarios]

*ooga booga tv bad*

[@jamesfinger5164]

I hate asians God dammit Asian go away

[@nikiyerbamate]

@@jamesfinger5164 I hate racists god damnit racist go away

[@jamesfinger5164]

@@nikiyerbamate shut up 🖕🏾

[@jamesfinger5164]

@@nikiyerbamate Ooga booga is racist sooo

[@nikiyerbamate]

purple bananas in what way?

[@thesnaleswag]

2:53 Dammit big slaz, im eating spaghetti

[@leahosborne1380]

Yeeeeessss Slazo. *Two seconds in. No Slazo nooooooo!

[@VerchielxKanda]

These comics gave me a headache, but I powered through it for you, Slazo! XD

[@Gweem13]

As someone who complains about bad grammar and whatnot, this is absolutely torturous for me

[@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln]

WHAT!... WHAT THE F@#K!! Was that rose tacos?

[@j.4811]

*LEAVE PANT*

[@GloomyFish]

4:20 RIP HEADPHONE USERS
Seriously, made me jump a mile haha
Omg I just realised 420...lmao!

[@trippix9506]

When my stomach don’t feel so good after I eat chick-fil-a 1:23
When my momma takes my games away 10:20

[@bryngarner6903]

*jazz music stops*

[@f4iryh0p1e7]

6:20,, when he said boom!, fireworks went off outside and i got really scared!

[@mimuchka3544]

My power went out the same time yours did. Jfc

[@anamefitforaloser3933]

Kookie Oppa
*claps*

[@capisceeshorigami3702]

YOU DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD NOTICE THE CUPHEAD MUSIC
ьزg наνε قaγ

[@generalweeaboo5144]

10:11 Basically they are playing a game and if she wins she cant touch him or have sex tonight. He is going through a dilema that if he wins, since she is competitive in nature she will refuse but if he loses he can touch her. He wants to be as reasonable and diplomatic as king solomon.

[@suddypahp7236]

in conclusion?..

[@cyakcn627]

But who's solomon

[@monwren]

@@cyakcn627 a biblical king of Israel

[@dimsalshepherd5582]

9:00 going to night mode on youtube

[@toastedsystems4281]

Yeet

[@trashy3249]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A GIRL :000
HACKS!
I'm kidding btw

[@evan-ir5li]

Notice me big slaz

[@barneybooo]

As an artist, this video was hard to watch :(

[@ilikecurry2345]

Hm... All but the DJ Khaled-looking man have very dark skin and black hair, all speak in all-caps Comic Sans broken English...
I'm starting to think the creator of those comics is from somewhere in the Middle East besides Israel. Afghanistan, I bet.

[@ilikecurry2345]

*UPDATE*
Turns out, the comics are created in Nigeria.

[@Loubaloo31]

"It's my bazooka dick" simultaneously shortened my lifespan and added years to it.

[@renamurray9957]

Glad to know I’m the only girl watching his videos

[@adawait6940]

Breast implants don't expire but they usually do come with 10 year warranty. 🌈 The more you know!

[@obi-wankenobi8406]

Is this ironic please tell me it's ironic

[@billygranzow1331]

General Kenobi!

[@unknownusername5111]

They're for Nigerians

[@asadbrick9071]

When you mentioned Jarvis, I was like, I KNOW THAT GUY!

[@partyparker7705]

4:45 bum