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Background Music ► Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music Extended
Transition Music ► Lemaitre - Rocket Girl
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late - บันเทิง
whats the tea sis
ImAllexx bath water 🤤
ImAllexx sip sip
ImAllexx ya yeet
tap water
bath water ain't clean enough mate
His eyes, bluer than the cleanest water, were all I needed to see. The man sitting before me was gay, no doubt about it.
Sketchy Link Spambot He is the big gay
He might *be* the big gay, but does he *HAVE* the big gay? 🤔🤔🤔
Eyes as blue as the azure sky. That is the symbol of the contractor Entrusted by the spirit king of the wind with the power of his domain. I bare this mark, the stigma of the wind.
no he is the embodiment of gay
JJ
Ya boi *T H I C C*
I have watched an Australian man describe someone’s nose as “penetrating” wile sipping tea,
My life is complete
a waste of time I have seen someone spell while as “wile”.
My life is ruined.
@@kalinaweber8524 I read someone criticising a simple sentence that's "edited"
My life is now mediocre
J & K
Tiger Sympathiser wouldn’t have wanted improper punctuation or I might’ve been attacked. I just read someone criticizing a simple sentence, criticizing a simple sentence.
I’m dead now.
We've seen everything
cross that off my bucket list
I collect furby’s but purely out of spite. My brother hated them when we were growing up and so broke a lot of them. Now whenever I see one in a charity shop or at a car boot, I have to buy it and I hide them in his room. He goes crazy looking for them because they never shut up.
Weird flex, but OK. 🤔👌
Thanks. I needed that laugh.
R/quityourbullshit
@@tarynrowland2410 That is 100% something I would do to my brother
@@tarynrowland2410 nothingeverhappens
Danny’s nose has more definition, while yours has more mass, and is slightly longer. None are a better than the other. Both uphold perfect amounts of power to keep the galaxy in balance.
Jozsef Babits perfect description
Thanks😋
*Sent son to school in a dress and you expected his day to go well.*
Damn I hope stupid isn't contagious because if it is this lady needs to be quarantined.
That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit Whenever I read things like that I just hope it was a joke.
That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit She needs to be quarantined whether it’s contagious or not. In other words, solitary confinement. Sending a freaking 12 year old boy to school in a dress? That’s some of the worst psychological abuse I think I’ve ever heard coming from a parent to their kid.
The best part is that she expected support and shit but EVERY SINGLE ANSWER is telling her off and encouraging her to apologise too her poor son / let him change schools. (I saw the post on Quora)
Solorflare99 h
That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit So your son is.... A TRAP?!
Wait, blue eyes means someone is gay? Well, it’s a good thing I have hazel eyes then, unlike Slazo and his gorgeous.. I mean *gay* blue eyes
Brown eyes also means that, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
What does green eyes mean?
@@Kazuhira2249 that is a dark secret sealed with the tomb of Lord Iris himself none dare ask of him
Yeah
@@sbraypaynt w e k n o w t h i s
The best part about the Bob Ross PlayStation 4 game is that the price is $864.99
It's worth every penny
For Ultimate Devil Beater? Its a steal
_Waluigi has the best nose._
*Change My Mind*
Just An Edit have you seen ace from the power puff girls nose
Impossible!
Just An Edit Gru has the best nose change MY MIND
I dont want to.
Ever seen Pinocchio when he lies so much his nose goes huge..?
Ima say this again Australia lost a war against Emus. A flightless bird.
Never forget
Yeah but um. We didn't expect their devilish tactics
Come on im sure Australians tried their best.
yeah, a 5'9'' flightless bird
A E S T H I T I C yeh everything in Australia can kill you
on the plus side, they could have been cassowaries
that fake iMessage fbi notification actually made me jump, I was in full screen on my phone
Glad I wasn’t the only one. I felt like such a dumbass
If you really thought it was for you.... Buddy we need to do about what you do in your free time 👀😂
SAME
*oh god guys.... HE DOSENT GOT BEES MADE OF APPLES THERE*
Fruit gore is pretty much candy gore, but with fruit
Mist Sterious no it's NOT fucking OVERRATED
I didn't know that was a thing but now I've gotta draw some of that
Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ i can't draw...
A true poet
Whoa, I actually drew some fruit gore, didn’t even know it was like a real thing
SLAZO has blue eyes! GAY CONFIRMED
THANK YOU I WAS GONNA TWEET IT BUT UM
The big gay
He has the mega gay which makes him gay
I think that's the joke
Well yeah he already had his boyfriend in a video
"He has blue eyes, that's all you have to know, he is a big gay."
Slazo... Wait... You have blue eyes.
that the joke
Awww but he's a cut guy
r/wooooosh
Congratulations... You got the joke...
Says anime profile '' ahem''
2:57 the true question here is: how can we test that this guy is a terrible father and should be put in prison?
no
"I'm smoking while pregnant, but at least it isn't DRUGS."
What.... do you think cigarettes are. In what way are cigs NOT drugs.
They're just legal that's it.
They don't give you the fun stuff, they're just an addiction.
They’re just lung cancer and kill countless people, but are still legal for some reason.
though it's the same with alchohol as well
death skull 0.1 alcohol is a drug along with tobacco
I think Gru's nose is the most impressive.
You are wrong
Well, I think squidward's nose is the most impressive though
Fuck you Waluigi has the best nose
Lel when he put the FBI message I actually thought they sent me a message and I freaked out
you’re slow
8:29 my heart stopped...
Please don’t say “penetrating” in that way again. It was in a very thoughtful and reflective tone, and therefore terrifying
Danny is coming to stab you with his nose
that 12 year old will always be known as the dress boy. His high school social career is ruined, hopefully he can break out in college. That, or he'll be shamed so hard that he comes full circle and totally owns it and it toughens him.
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Hi lil Furry Fun fact I HATE FURRY RACIST COMMENTS.I don't care if people are Furrys
robloxguy what does this have to do with ANYTHING?
He will suffer from depression and low self esteem for a couple years and eventually develop a great sense of humor because of it, making him much cooler than he would have been before. He’ll be a babe magnet. Or at least, someone will laugh at his jokes.
or maybe he's just gonna wear them because he wants too
2:56 i feel bad for the son honestly.
His father's an idiot.
Btryx thank you for stating the obvious
@@sbraypaynt You're welcome
Jayden Farley bait
@@jaydenfarley6840 you're God damn right it's not
Yeah
6:32 is the thumbnail
who cares if snakes have butts; how do they do the secks?
dylxn grxce **ponders reality**
They have one hole for everything except eating
You cut them in half and then you have two, there is no secks
dylxn grxce they wind around each other. It looks like they are dancing. The male has this thing called a hemipenes, which is basically a penis. It gets into the female snake, fertilizes a few eggs and they start growing inside of the snake until it is ready to lay the eggs.
It’s basically the same as mammalian sex with the exception of eggs, and winding around the other to find the hole quicker. It could take hours.
There, now you know.....
Anthony Lane oh thanks
the "there is no I in stupidity" quote is actually genius!
Yeah......*Runs away frantically*
"He sounds like a castrato"
Sounds like something only s gay person would know
10:55 I feel like this is like "You can drink this but people with diabetes can't so money goes to this foundation so they can drink this".
is slazo the gay?
Potato Ninja Slazo is the gay because he has the blue eyes, so he is the gayest of them all.
He already made a video with his boyfriend didnt he
Morning Star whatttt? I need linkkkk
ilikememes don'tjudgeme he was just his friend
Liliana Figuero that's what he wants you to think
Danny has the most magnificent nose, but you have the cleanest nose and you might beat him with that
Poor Australia,they don't got Applebees.But hopefully they gots IHOP
Hi we don't :(
6:32 Humanity has peaked at this point in humor
S O D E E P B R U H
Your nose is frickin amazing, but so is Danny’s, but yours is better
WolfBloodPlayz1 that I'd blasphemous
Damn you, Danny is better.
are you talking about Danny Gonzalez???
Pacience Osborne yes
*greg?*
heccing yeah
Ginamaria *gasp* PROFANITY
HEY WATCH YOUR FRICKING MOUTH
hey watch your fucking language on my christian minecraft server
The crash bandacoot music in the beginning tho 😂
You said "subdafari"
I hear "subfurries"
While Danny’s is pointier and shiner, yours is an Australian Twink™️ nose, so yours wins! Hope this helps!
Amen!
Slazo is gay for Alex Jones Confirmed
*who isn't*
* chokes on drink *
I guess the water wasn't clean enough.
Poirot's Mustache Maybe...maybe.
9:39 I see monika dabbing on the dokis at the bottom there
Dammit Monika
Danny’s got more of a * K I N G S I Z E D S C H N O Z*
You're Ferb and Danny is Phineas, lets just say that
Its-a Me So there both amazing but shaped very differently
😂
I’m sorry but being truly Greg I am legally obligated to say Danny has the best nose
Meagan J
I too am truly Greg, so yes I agree Danny has the better nose. 👃
Im greg too
Yes I am agrre am truly Greg
Hi Greg, my name is Greg and I agree
What is Greg?
*"All you need to travel to Mars is birth control and an open mind"*
I’ve watched this video 10 times and my mind still blocks out every single part of it
ha ha dont you mean the _cleanest_ memes ha ha
kill me
3 name changes allowed every 90 days. I relate.
You were in a sorrow tv comment section what the fuck
Going to search the other comment sections
the yellow man i'm secretly everywhere
Your not justin y
Hey 🅱️lazo
👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
[Infinity Jeff Kaplan] nerf slazo
🅱️L🅰️Z🅾️
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱
🛩️🔫🛩️🏢🏢✡️✡️😂🤔🥒👌👏
OMG, that Inspirobot subreddit is so funny. I have been crying with laughter for the last 30min reading those post.
I love the crash bandicoot music in the background
DADDY SLAZO HAS RETURNED
trshfire dadzo
Applebee's is basically a fast food place that tries to pass itself off as a fancy restaurant.
iheartkiecats and the food sucks. I could pick an apple off of any apple tree and be more satisfied with it than I would be with Applebee’s. I could eat broccoli straight out of the garden and it would still be better than Applebee’s. Slap some ranch on that bitch and you’ll be good to go. Idk but the steaks there taste like rubber tires. I’m not joking, it’s hard to cut even with one of my pocket folders that are kept shaving sharp.
Lol that’s hilarious, you and Danny are my fave reactors😂😂
Poor Slazo never got to witness the "deez nuts" at the end of the Peter meme
I legit found and bought the gucci peppa pig shirt after seeing it in this video.
I needed to have it.
rivulet HA I FUCCING BOUGHT IT LMAO
AYYYY WE GUCCI GANG UP IN THIS BITCH
Top text
Bottom text
*We live in a society*
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7:12 HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL 😂😂😂😂😂
you did the first five claps in the video, and right after that ended my dog farted twice and I honestly don't know what to do with information so I'm posting it here
slazo's nose is the cutest. 10/10 would boop, 10/10 would smooch
naz b *p e n e t r a t i n g*
me first let me boop the snoot first
*Oh god no please stop get away from me*
@@TinyMafioso let these poor girls obsess over anyone they want plez
@@aidsencondomletsplays353 He is a grown man and they're probably kids like how the hell am I supposed to act?
Edit was making a funny joke about his nose but holy shit that FBI message popping up genuinely scared me for some reason wtf
dat's a cute profile pic
Anny Shkilionok Thanks, yours is pretty cool too
Sophie J is that a pigeon
Football Is Life Yep
Me too lmao
I have some kripsy rice for you slazo father
7:18 I have a pepa pig thrasher sweatshirt and it’s my favorite thing in the world
The intro revived my non existent will to live...keep drinking and spilling the hot tea bigdaddy slazo
I'm sorry Slazo, Danny has the better nose. His is far bigger than yours. You had to make me choose. And I chose. It's the harsh truth.
So weird that you mentioned Danny! I don't usually sub after one vid but I did for you the other day cos you reminded me of him!
When the image was getting smaller and made my brain think my phone was about to fall off the bed, I grabbed the phone so hard I nearly broke the screen
collab with danny
Kitten yyyyyeeeessssss!!!!
dream collab
Kitten the collab I didn't know I wanted
“Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one does!”-Big Slaz 2k18
Ya boi Joey I think he said “Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one knows!”
I'm already sick and a few of these legitimately madr me feel sicker
100/10 for being extremely likeable, and entertaining!!! Tempted to grab some goodies on your shop sometime😯
I’m literally crying 😭 peterr griffins eould never do the whip and the name-bar someone help me I’m shaking
Slazo has the best nose in the game
Shelby Yuki
Are you Greg?
No gru's is
That ladybug climbing was actually very nice to watch I don’t know why
3:13 Gru... Gru wins the best nose contest
is this a coming out video
Claire Marie I was gonna say
he's got blue eyes like the devils water
why do i love these video?
Is that Lemaitre in the transition slides I hear? Slazo never fails to please.
*WrOnG BoY*
applebee’s is where american alcoholics spend thanksgiving
didn't start watching yet but it already hurts
The second I heard "Rocket Girl" start playing I realized that you are a god and I am your follower my QUEEN
Slazo hinting he is a big gay👌🏽we been knew
SlashBat He needs to do r/gay_irl
Yeah ever since he made that video with his boyfriend smh,,
It's evening. You lay down in bed. Take out your phone and God damn. You see his face.
Instant best day of the day
I’ve been binge watching slazo
6:32 why does this make me laugh
NO PUSSPUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
Yahel Hotam no bum bum only puss puss
when FBI popped on screen i got jump scare and thought it was for me...
xd
LPSmoonlight CAT me too
LPSmoonlight CAT EXDEEEE
ketchy wetchy makes me wretchy.
Love the vid, slaz.
My son recommended this channel. I'm really enjoying this. In answer to the question "Do snakes have butts?" - I run Scaly Tailz, a reptile and amphibian education and rescue 501(c)3 nonprofit organization. Reptiles and birds do not have rectums, they possess cloaca's. Basically, elimination and reproduction, all in one handy organ.
Sorry slazo but as a member of Greg I have say Danny’s is better.
when you took a sip of that *clean* water at the beginning, I almost fainted.
*IT IS SOOOOO CLEAN*
Slazo has the best nose.
Great. Now every time I wonder what a ladybug is thinking, it's gonna be in Slazo's voice. Thanks.
Some guy at my school came with a princess dress once, cause he felt like it
Brave guy. 🙇♀️
Slazo best nose, no other contenders
I just imagined the Mona Lisa dude like he went to Louvre asked the curator for the price, and the moment he gives the money to the curator he starts like cronching on the painting in front of thousands of visitors.
It’s 12 in the morning and I’ve got to get up at 7:20 to get ready for school, but I see a slazo video....
I love both of your noses but I have to say Danny has that nice *cRisP* point
My body is ready!!!!!!! I’m so excited I’m glad your are feeling better!
Do snakes have butts? I was holding my snake and looked, Ball Pythons have claws so there’s something.
Danny has the most majestic face sniffer