World of Tanks - Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2021
- Two Tank Destroyers, both top tier, both slow and heavily armoured. Aside from the fact that one is tier 9 and the other is tier 10, I wonder how long it will take for you to spot the real difference?
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"He's got a knife...that's not a knife, this is a knife." You've brought back very happy childhood memories, and I'd really like that brownie.
That's a Spoon!..
You played knifey spoony before!
@@paintedblue1791 i am have aneurysm... What?
Crockadile Dundee. Sweet childhood memories indeed. "That's not a sheila, she is a bloke."
Thats not Nostalgia. This is Nostalgia!"
@@Pincer88 thanks, I thought it was Commando or Predator
They don't like it being called gold ammo and yet the hit tracker that THEY PUT IN THE GAME colours "special" ammo......gold.
cue Robert B Weide music.
And isn't the icon color for it still gold as well? AP is red, HE orange, "Special ammo" gold?
@@andrewhopkins886 For heat is is gold, they are talking about the hit indicator in the left next to your tank preview
@@Whiteghost785 I'm well aware. I'm just saying that I remember some of the Prem. ammo being gold, which is about as subtle as a brick to the face.
me, colorblind and confused
It's amazing hearing the difference between someone who is part of a CC program, and someone who no longer cares about one. I like the honesty better.
Tbf I think most of the CCs shit on the game and certain aspects of it regularly these days
Bruh nothing has changed, he has said what he has been saying for years.
@@justjosh11 CCs will even promote shit, if they are paid.. so, yeah. they give a shit
"Hell hath no fury like a CC spurned" :)
Tbf Jingles hasn't been part of the WoT CC program for years now
"No one uses Gold in Tier I-II Battles" looks like you haven't played that tier for a LOOONG time
I use gold in lower tiers when I have some stupid daily mission to do - to be top 3 damage on the team or whatever. Load the gold up and go out and blast away.
@@drxym you're saying you can't be in top 3 in a tier 1 battle without spamming gold? That says a lot...
@@chikkachu2208 it certainly does. It says I'm going to spend a small amount of credits to complete the mission in one attempt whether I'm top or bottom tier. And honestly, I don't get the superiority complex - I couldn't care less if I'm good or bad by comparison to you or anybody else.
@@drxym Exactly. Been forever since I actually played WoT, but IIRC a full load of gold on a T1 tank probably costs less than one gold round fired by a T10.
What people doesn’t realize is the gold spam is way obvious now more than ever. Damn I realize before that gold ammo literally mean you buy them with gold coins.
Hey jingles...just wanna let ya know...the sound is way off on the first game and the gun was stuck in one position in the second game...the sound is also messed up on the second game as well
That'll be down to Shadowplay recording at a variable framerate.
thats an issue with most, if not all, of his video's, but its usualy not as bad as now
I find this one actually unwatchable. Has been going on for a long time too.
yea, 3 second sound delay is brutal and should have been fixed in post
Claus explained in one of his replay videos the glitches that have occurred by WG in recent patches in regard to the sound and "locked turret". He said it was a royal pain in the ass when trying to download/upload/whatever load one does to get these to us peasants that reside in the Salt Mines and other places.
"Well, you know, it's his money." Not anymore it's not.
(17:16) Jingles how is that "poor" guy on T110E3 fire 11 premium rounds if he only take 10 to the battle?!
MAGIC!!!
I think he counted a round fired by the E100 behind him based off the sound. Jingles never change
@@numpiregaming7673 lol i noticed ;P
There seems to be a replay error at 13:17, because it seem as if someone fired a standard round in that battle. That has to be an error.
Edit: Also, regarding the use of Gold in Lowtier games, I think that WG statistic is kinda outdated on that since I just grinded through low tiers on a techtree I hadn't played before and the ammount of Gold spamming Autocannon panzers in Lowtier games on the EU server is absolutely ridiculus currently.
That was the 5% regular rounds. That's the statistic, right?
You must be new here! ;)
Gold ammo firing Pz I C's galore.
Tried to get the infamous EBR by grinding but at low tier the french line is terrible and the only "good" thing is the armor. Which means everyone with a brain loads the skill and cuts through like butter. That's when I decided I'd drop WoT, and shortly after WG screwed the pooch with LWM. The rest is history.
I was just wondering what to watch on TH-cam and I guess this solves that question
Samesies
Always a great choice! Now we just need the weekly "A Gnome Abroad" video and it's purfect! XD
even as beginner at WoT on 2016, i already realized that most people used prem/apcr/gold in everything worst of all im in sea server,where dignity or shame is non-existing. you can be in a tier 1 and be killed and bully by fully apcr loaded tank coz,most of them are bored or just venting anger from losing streak in tier 10s.
Aha the Asian Server, or as we used to call it "...the SEA of Tomatoes".
i remember my active days with xvm enabled where you can only see 2-4 green players and the rest are orange and below, good times.
@@LukeBunyip but Asian players mostly play only for fun.
let me also say this...i still play WoT but...only in tier 4-5s, why? coz its sea,AMD suicider,new prem tanks is harder to handle in above tier 5 nows when most mid tier tanks had been nerfed or never been change after a new prem tanks with outrageous stat prowl in battle,and let me emphasized on its being a SEA server, they have no shame in emptying their pocket on you even if it bounce,they keep doing it even track you with apcr...just to annoy you. yes they do stoop that low.
I didn't think they had "Gold" (Screw you WarGaming!) at tier 1.
Gold ammo may account for only 5% of ammo fired in World of Tanks but it accounts for 80% of the revenue in World of Tanks!
well it indirectly accounts for their revenue stream, most of that is covered by Premium time and Premium Tanks... though with the inclusion of Christmas Loot Box, i wonder if that isn't most of their revenue for the whole year.. remember, the first time they introduced Loot Boxes, they sold over 5 million of them in two weeks.....
5% my ass, tier 6 to 10 i take 75% GOLD AMMO hits in every battle, those not firing gold are arty and some new players.
@@jarigustafsson7620 what is your data on that?
i have 1 prem tank that i got for 35 euros and iv been pumping out credits with it for like 1and a half year, im sure 35 euros a year is a hell of a revenue for wot
@@exquisite7856 and i only have premium tanks that i won, without spending money, though i bough about 4-6 years worth of premium time. However, can you think beyond yourself? Do you think you talk for the whole wot popullation? No, of ourse not, so lets be mature. There are people that buy a few tanks, and a few people that buy a lot.
13:10 So he paid for the E100s shot, too. How generous of him.
Just as I got the IS4 as my first tier 10 they buffed the Maus by removing weakspots and Type 4 and 5 heavy got the same treatment
I got into a hull down battle with a maus and realised I had to fire gold to have any hope of penning him. I’d need a high pen roll to get through his totally unangled turret front. He was doing nothing but angling the hull and blatting shots into my turret top he didn’t angle his turret at all, and despite my best efforts to wiggle, move and use the gun barrel to block it he could hit every now and again
I lost that battle badly and realised “hmm, looks like I ground the wrong tank line for months”
I stopped playing soon after, the “its an IS3 but better in every way that matters” Defender came out and Sir Foch rightly called out WG on their BS with the Chrysler heavy tank with 0 weakspots that you could only pen with gold from any non TD, looks like from there the decline has been constant
I would take an IS-4 over a type or a Maus, the top roof isn’t a weakspot and it is made entirely of funky angles and armor. I even used it to get into leagues in ranked because even gold ammo struggles with it
@@causticcarnivore6914 idk if they changed it but a few years back the strip of armour directly above the gun could be overmatched by most T10 heavies.
@@maxkennedy8075 they actually buffed his armor like 1year ago if I remember correctly!
frontal turet is nearly unpenetrable (not for you JgpzE100, you have the VIP pass, because you are special buddy, love ya) and they increased the side armor, nowadays you can sidescrap like a beast...gun is still weak tho
@@bruhman5385 My fav tactic in that thing was sidescraping, on some corners I’d even reverse sidescrape because of the frontally mounted turret and watch people blat shots into the angled side or the corner, thinking my rear armour was exposed
Jingles: world of tanks is usually fun to play
Since when was "carry or lose" a fun way to play? Don't get me wrong, winning against the odds is always nice. But when you have to do it for 80% of the matches you play, it feels a whole lot more like work
Suggestion: Find a tank you love to play regardless of how good or bad you do with it, throw away any and all shits you have concerning whether you win or not, and just go ham.
Did just that with the Aufklpanther when it was released 7.5, never regretted forking over 5.3 million credits to get it again in the black market.
Ah, the memories.
@@timeforgottenprince8271 that for me is the lutch with the machine gun turret, me and my brother platoon up in them and just zoom around doing drive bys. its very fun and hilarious at times.
@@timeforgottenprince8271 Correct. If you are playing to win and not playing to have fun you obviously will not have fun. Remember all... "It's just a game. Why you heff to be mad"
@@timeforgottenprince8271 agreed, it's good to have a comfort tank that you know you can have fun in, no matter what. Mine is the Standard B
So I have played WOWS for the past 18 months, recently started WOT for the past couple of months, I am now happier playing mostly tier 5 & 6 thanks Jingles!
Nothing like the calming voice of our Great Salty Overlord to go to bed to
Agreed 👍
Amen 😇
Hey can you tell me how it came to be. I'm new here.
Good night and sweet dreams!
This video just explained 50% of why i'd rather play ANYTHING ELSE than WOT
Try WoT Blitz. There, at least, P2W mechanisc are severely hindered by the average skill of the player base, so with any competence you wouldn't notice them.
@@ApusApus Yes but it 'Still' is P2W, Wargaming is just scummy in general
@@ApusApus Annihilator noises
@@neweclipz6595 Yeah, that thing was a nightmare (no pun intended). Though it seems somewhat uncommon at the moment.
This was more if you still want to play something with familiar mechanics.
Now we know--and knowing is half the battle!
Guess i got my replay featured, i was the E3. I gotta say i used to basically always just shoot ap with the occasional gold shell here and there, but as of recent years everyone seems to shoot basically nothing but gold at me, i thought, why the hell not, fight fire with fire. Kinda sad the game has reached this point
I was the E4 and i can confirm this man shoots a lot of gold
Hey boys it's Thom, was looking for your comments haha ;)
@@automathom5607 hahaha well would you look at that, the whole gang together in the youtube comments
I know my sleep schedule is crap when I am still awake and Jingles posts a video. (I live in central United States)
Just what I needed while battling insomnia across the pond. Well that and needed sleep. Amazing narration as always.
Jingles missed the opportunity to call him Jack-O-pose
Everybody talking about the audio... I am watching how jingles somehow messed up the Maths in the second tank destroyer game... where somehow a tank firing 10 gold shells at 5200 each came out to 11 gold shells worth of value...
Note: Its because jingles counted a random other person's shot as well at 13:10 X3
Jingles got this right. Playing for fun In WoT works if you gri.d to tier 7 & 8, maybe 9. Great tanks at those tiers and one doesn't need a bottomless supply of gold ammo.
about to sleep -> jingles uploads -> no sleep for me
In defense of the T-57, the first shot they hit giggitee with is actually AP. They then proceed to empty a clip of HEAT into him.
This is what I love 2 battles in 1 video
After 5 years I am watching the mighty again. Good to be back
Thank you Jingles for those entertaining replays.
Understand the bigger knife reference? Jingles, according to my dad, it stemed from a distant relative of my family. She was working in a book shop when a guy tried to rob her at knife point. Family legend has it she said "oh, you have a knife, well I got a bigger one!" turned around and grabbed the cutting arm off a broken paper cutter, and chased him down the street with it. The story was featured in a news paper when the movie was being made and the producers decided to do a play on it. Again, can't confirm since I am too lazy to research it myself, but its fun to think its true. Any who, thanks for your content.
The planners building the Tortoise -- "Well that's the body armour sorted. Now where do we put this biscuit tin?"
When I played WOT I often ended up selling a tier 10 in a line to drop back down to the tier 9 because I won more matches and had more fun in the tier 9. (WZ-111-1-4 for example)
I love the Cobra commander, his lines are hilarious.
Chris Latta’s voice was an inspiration to many
The E3 player was a bad shot and literally didn't need half the gold rounds he fired.
Relating to what Jingles said about enjoying the game but avoiding tier 10. Does anyone else just love playing vehicles around tier 5 and 6?
My reason is that I just love the battles around that tier. They feel like the perfect balance of stupid fun, skilled teammates, and competitiveness imo
Ah yes the Tortoise commanders hatch. The "weakspot" that still seems to bounce anything that isn't a tier 10 loading gold
Great fun video. It would also be funny if you had calculated the cost of all the gold rounds the enemies fired at the E3 in the game, because that would also be a substantial amount :)
Thank you for your Work, Mr. Jingles
So, if one shot costs 5200 and he got 10 rounds with him.... 10x5200=57200 right?
Jingels, please never change!
I love the Cobra Commander! I think he's hilarious.
Just out of curiosity how old is the 5% statistic cause I can remeber the first time such a stat being given out was 2018 not saying it has changed much or the teir to tier spread has change (it's likely increased at higher tiers and marginally decreased at lower teirs) I'm only asking if that statistic is infact semi recent.
I want to say I heard that value thrown around when I still played. in 2015. It's certainly not recent and I'm with you that the higher in tier you go, the higher the use of gold ammo is.
probably includes all the low tiers 1-5 where almost every tank can pen everything, might also include low tier bots that cant even use premium ammo
Also includes tanks which don't have any gold ammo.
@@warr666pigg what tank doesnt have gold ammo? I know only the m44 arty doesnt
The statistic is old... very old... and it didnt change. I started to play back in 2012, when there were only 3 nations, with the 4rd on the way (USA). Only heavys had t10 and the reach was +3/-3... the gold ammo was there, but you know, back then it actually cost gold. so basically only a very very small group of players could really shoot gold. I heard that statistic back in 2013 for the first time. To be fair, I dont know if it was official or just some rumors. I never really checked wot stuff in formus and other pages. But the fact it stated 5% back then makes me think it was at least some sort of official data...
Just what I needed after a long night shift on the railways
Shooting gold with E3 is actually a pretty good choice. 5200 credits for 750 damage is cheap compared to lets say 4800 credits for ~400 damage you get in most tanks. Not to talk about obj 140 which will lose credits even when shooting regular ammo.
I love how jingles calmly says Gigity throughout the entire second battle lol
Gotta love a game where it's easily possible to Win a match do really good in it and make a massive Dept at the end. 😎
3:30am still havent made it out of the coal mine, please send water and supplies overlord jingles
Wait you get water & supplies....?
I think they meant it to be the 5% of the tanks weight in gold ammo :D
Wow that battle chatter in the tortoise sure is something. As an American, I think it's fair to assume all British people actually sound like that and jingles uses a voice changer to keep the ruse up
Tortoise goes so fast, the sound of the gun firing only gets to us a couple seconds later.
XD I have a Tortoise farm a couple blocks from me! There is a 150 lb. monster in the back yard that hardly moves except when there is food near her and the little ones are adorable!
That low life e-100. While not having played WoT in years I was telling the dude to just slap a HE round on it. Should do the trick.
They reworked HE recently, so now it's about as effective as spitting on them (unless they have no armour, in which case it's basically guaranteed to penetrate)
Got back into WoT recently. Platoon only, low tier only, mostly Luchs platoons. Fun again 😁
me and my brother platoon in the luch and do drive bys with the machine gun for lols, it is very fun, every other tier and tank makes us want to uninstall.
04:05 "It's going to be really bad news for the Lowe". I was going to say "dead tanks don't complain" but this is WoT and the battlechat is full of those.
I like 'Cobra Commander' for one reason only @Jingles - GI Joe was a big part of my childhood :)
I usually avoid tier 10 because of this. I tried ranked battles this year and I found it an absolute shit show - you are either dead VERY quickly or the other team is dead very quickly. Would like to get to Division 2 to get my grubby little paws on the reward tanks - but I think my sanity would suffer too much. Oh well.
If I'm not mistaken, both the AE Phase 1 and the 703 II were basically pushed out into the line of fire by bunghole teammates in the ST-I and Lowe. Also, since I'm already typing, the Tortoise killed the Lowe well before the 50TP got to the corner.
Jingles... can we get some more of the HMS TOG adventures?
Jingles you counted one of the E100's shots as one for the E3.. so the actual total would be 5200 less.
Jingles was in the Navy, they don't need to know that 5200 x 10 is 52000 (essentially just adding a Zero to the end of 5200)
Somehow watching the Tortoise rolling along dishing destruction made me think "exterminate, exterminate!
I remember a few years back (4 i think) when i was playing my superpershing and people called me a cheater/goldspammer because apparently that is what you are when you have some knowledge of weakpoints and they do not and keep bouncing of the fake cupola .. also lovely video jingels :)
I regret selling my tortoise for the credits to afford the death-star, best 120mm in the game hands down
My favorite tank in the game
I regret selling it for the badger, that game in video was one of my last games ever in that beauty
anyone else having a huge ass sound problem with this video, like the sound of him shooting and kill something is a few seconds after he does it?
I can tell Jingles isn't a CC anymore. Let the salt flow! ;)
I will say this though. Props to the tortoise player in this game, he did fabulous and deserves to be highlighted in your video. However, even though the tortoise does indeed have a cupola that can be penned, it is a rather small one which you can't even hope to deal with at over 100 metres. The tortoise according to recent statistics even in WGs own (rip vb addict, btw) the tank is actually overperforming for most people who get it, at about 4-5%. Meaning if say a 45% would be playing this, they could easily have this tank at 50% due to how grossly overtuned this thing is.
But hey, if that isn't WoT, I don't know what is :D
Come on... Tortoise cupola can be easily hit by heavy tanks at 100m, and tanks with good accuracy can hit it at +300m semi-reliably, especially if the tank isn't moving. It's one of the biggest weakpoints in higher tiers. Of course without it the tank would be outright overpowered, and it is overperforming still. But I don't think it's even remotely a problem, the thing has an oldschool weakpoint to begin with, where today most tanks don't. And I think the overperforming of the tortoise isn't a toxic overperforming, unlike some certain tanks, it's just a result of tank being quite idiot proof and the average player being progressively worse and worse as years pass by, people just cannot deal with it.
@@melonduofromage6058 I can see your point. A weakpoint is still a weakpoint considering the rather... questionable top tier meta environment we have at the moment. That saying, you are doomed if the tortoise manages to activate the second braincell it has and discovers about wiggling. then yer in trouble ;)
Tier 10 games are complete shitshow, and although I have most of tier 10 tanks, I stoped playing them due to toxicity of environment and stupidity of people with tier 10 tanks, that got them by loosing enough games and amassing enough expirience to unlock them. Keep myself at tier 9. As always MJ, good battles, and comments that hit the point!
I ground away at the Conway (tier 9) to get the FV4005. These days, whenever I can be bothered to play, I end up going back to the Conway. Pretty similar DPM, but the Conway can actually hit, and actually pen too.
@@vermis8344
I think I had my best game ever in Conway, with 120mm gun. Really nice TD.
Glad I went back to armoured warfare
It may be smaller, but damn if it doesn't just feel better
Holy crap is that still going??
I might have to redownload that. I took a break from all tank things a few years back recently reinstalled WoT and thought AW was long gone
@@PassionsDemise Yeah it's still running!
It's just suffering player-numbers wise but it's still up
Can we get some love for the voice,the legend and pacifist - Cmdr Deluvian. Who embarks on the greatest journey in Elite Dangerous to day.
I have not touched any of my Tier 10 tanks in the last 3 months. And I have quite a few. Even Tier 9 is turning into a gold fiesta. Drive out in your E75 and see how many normal ammo you attract.
Might Jingles having watch a TH-cam video on naval operations just beforehand Desert Storm, I found out you used to be in the naval forces, while I was in the US Army. So now I watch your WoT's videos with a great deal more interest, Brother. By the way I'm IRISHTOM, CC of MLVET Clan. LOL HOOAH AATW!!!!
"So have you guessed what it is yet?"
Is that a Rolf Harris reference?
Seems you are having Aussie flashbacks.
That first tank sounds like Cobra Commander...
Edit: Thanks for the confirmation Jingles!
This is a great new episode of BLACKMAIL
Gotta love Cobra Commander TC. His voice takes me back to my childhood. 🐍
Never mind Jingles, I'm sure that Serb was having a 'Jingles moment' and mixed up his figures.
It's 5% standard ammo and 95% premium!
Wait, wait- I think I got the difference.
See, it's a very minor difference, hard to notice if you aren't paying attention...
The audio on the second game is slightly less out of sync by the end than the first one.
Day 9:
My research has finally has shown results! The bush somehow has a symbiotic relationship with the tank! Hopefully during the next few days I can get more results. Fortunately the bush hasn’t suspected a thing.
I wonder how that statistic has changed. When I first heard about the 5%, I thought it could be possible if you include all the autoloaders in tiers I-III, but nowadays, when I visit lower tiers, meeting a Pz. I C that is not firing full APCR is a rare ocassion.
I'm a rare breed. Only fire gold when I desperately need it or I'm out of AP in me e3. Once had a battle (I believe sent in the replay to you 3x iver 3 months jingles). I bounced over 11k damage and never fired a single round of gold either
That's how I play, I only carry like 3 or 4 rounds of it. Just incase I have to deal with a way higher tiered tank than my own.
"Which is really likely to be bad news for the Lowe"... the Lowe...that Jacko killed before the 50TP ever got to that corner :O
I have cobra commander on one of my lights (although it's a cold-war era tank which pc doesn't have). Never gets old
"that's not a knife" this is a knife" *thug proceeds to run away* classic comedy lol love those films
That ammo price counter reminded me of Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man. Cost of Bullets scene.
Crocodile Dundee. Where's my brownie? Brownie point, you say? What? Do I need to spend the "Brownie Point" on a "Brownie Crate" for a chance to win a brownie?
Cobra voice over is clutch!
The problem with Tier 10 is that everything is so high in armour that standard ammo has an RNG of not penning when you hit a weak spot as funny as that sounds, yet when you sling 'gold' ammo at something it sticks like shit on a wall and goes through the weak spots easily.
Who remembers Team battles with 5 t8's and 2 tier ones? The amount of shame i dished out with my mighty T1 cunningham with browning gun. When they lose to a starter tank, world chat was still a thing. Even the enemy team dogs their teammate for losing a 1v1 to it. Anything that had less then 50mm i was there plinking away.
... and then Jingles pulled a shiny big tank-destroyer from the back of his trousers...
Jingles math: 10 Rounds of Gold Ammo, each one costs 5200 credits.... to a total of (according to Jingles) 57200 Credits
Me: wait.. what?............... well its Jingles, pleas never change^^
I only carry 5 rounds of heat in my Jageroo, and its ammo costs 7200 credits a round. I call loading those "Losing my dignity."
The man bounced a 155mm gold round on a shitbarn
Playing tier 10 right now is kind of like giving free drinks to everyone at a poker table... When you're the one losing. To a millionaire.
I love the gold spammers at T10 when I'm in a Russian/Chinese heavy - those plonkers who don't understand spaced armour.
"Numbers do not lie, but its hella easy to lie with numbers."
Never been this early for a Jingles video. Probably means I should be sleeping...
This is why tier 9 is far more fun and much more enjoyable than tier 10 ...
Very nice
That’s what I do. I go up the tech tree and research the tier 10 and don’t buy until it goes on sale. Once I do buy it, the tank sits in my garage and collects dust.
Nice GOLD ammo you got there Wargambling!
Morning Jingles
Thanks Jingles.
Lying with stats is an art.
To say something nice about wargaming:
The stated mission back in the days was that with a premium _account_ (ie monthly fee) you would make money up to tier 8 battles if you were good, while tier 9 and 10 still lose silver every game, even without the gold ammo for silver thing.
The breakeven point for free play would be about tier 6, which it was, until gold spam became a thing. Now you might be able to make credits at tier 5, and after a week, you might be able to afford a single (non-gold) game in your tier X.
That end game screen can't be right? It says that the last game was a net plus in credits, and the numbers (those than can be seen) are definitely all wrong.