Chris Turner - One Liner Comedian
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.ย. 2011
- 21 year-old stand-up comedian Chris Turner, performing at The Glee Club, Cardiff, May 2011.
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dry humor is an underappreciated art.
joelmgarton One needs a brain to get it? Get what you fucking moron? I got everything he said. I just didn’t find him one bit funny. Twat
quacka 1003 you probably only understood the surface
Alan Parana Shut Up you 🔔end
@joelmgarton just fuck off
First guy says “you need a brain to get it.”
Second guy says “need a brain to get what?”
Now THAT Is funny!
I am literally going to be dying inside until someone asks me what super power I want.
fine. what super power do you want?
Jon Smith Cold war russia.
[sigh] Thanks for the effort. It's just not the same.
can you please explain the joke , I don't quite get it .
Alpi Vladi Google "cold war russia" and read the wiki article on the cold war.
*****
dont make it so hard for him, couldnt you just tell explain it instead of sending him on a google journey.
This guy is hilarious. You just don't hear good one-liners from comedians anymore. He didn't even curse and I was cracking up. Great job, man.
He said feet are shit hands..
12 people dont realize "Shit" is a curse word.
"You just don't hear good one-liners from comedians anymore."
Haha he didn't do many one-liners. Most of them were short anecdotes. A one liner should be one sentance, straight to the punchline. See Tim Vine if you like one liners.
Look up Milton Jones and Tim Vine, they're both fantastic one liner comedians.
Because normally, cursing is funny?
Audience went super silent when he said 'black people', I could feel the tension lolol
Was there an audience?
It's almost like they thought they'd automatically appear racist if someone made a sound during that moment lol. Was the joke borderline racist though?
Cas Martin I wouldn’t be surprised if a sound engineer provided the laughter and this pause.
@@casmartin790 There's no such thing as a racist joke as it's a just that. A joke. You're not serious about it. It's not mockery either. Stop scattering glass around humour or you'll kill it and our civilization as we know it will go to shit.
He's an idiot! Why would anyone think he's funny?
The "Christ is for life and not just for dogmas" really is a brilliant joke.
I actually don't understand that joke. Can somebody explain?
There's a famous phrase that goes "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas". It was an effort to stop people from irresponsibly buying pet dogs for their kids at Christmas when they weren't in a position to look after them for life.
This guy turns it round and says "A Christ is for life, not just for dogmas". The word 'dogma' means a set of rules, usually followed by a religion. It still makes perfect sense with those two words reversed. Very clever play on words.
kinggimped thanks, never heard that slogan so I also didn't get that joke.
@@kinggimped without your explanation not even for a million dollars would I have understood that joke
Merry Christmas eve with that username ??
dry humor is so fucking funny
The venue obviously isn't dry. There would be much less laughter without the booze taken. I still think he was fairly good tho. Just that a lot of the laughter sounded like drunken roaring.
+Selinor578 There would still be decent amounts of laughters without the booze taken, I think you're underestimating dry humor too much.
No wonder this guy needs water on stage, he's so dry.
and on that bombshell goodnight
grab that mic bro
Its Cola.
Damn you are a one liner yourself
Pretty sure that’s water.....and you might wanna invest in a filter
"A christ is for life, and not just for dogmas" - this guy is an absolute fucking genius.
Could you explain this joke to me?
English isn't my first language.
ronstero There's a popular phrase in America/England, "A dog is for life, and not just for Christmas", as there's a common trend of buying puppies for people, and the puppies don't get looked after properly - they get a dog to look cool.
So this guy subverts this phrase by switching "dog" and "christ" round, implying that celebrities only claim to be christian for a dogma: to appeal to the public, who will think better of them for their religion - they follow Christ to look cool.
So it's basically just a very clever bit of word play.
Eddie Marais Not a popular phrase in America
Joel Maliskas Why do Americans always have to find something to complain about?
I wasn't complaining?
hes a one liner and a free style rapper?!?! wow. you need more subs bro
Lmfao dude I just came from one of your videos damn
.,
Thankfully he doesn't pander for fame, which will mean in the current world he won't make it mainstream, because in order to do so you must speak the language of woke.
"A dog is for life, not just for Christmas" is a slogan from Dogs Trust, formerly known as the National Canine Defence League, which is an animal welfare charity and humane society in the United Kingdom which specialises in the well-being of dogs.
+DothanFanatixTV Thanks m8. I was struggling with that one.
+Liam MacRoibin Interesting, I just looked it up because the joke went over my head, wanted to share for others.
Now I know why he said that was a brilliant joke! :)
Ahhhh okay now I get it ta!
DothanFanatixTV explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
I’ve never heard an audience sound more like a generic laughtrack on a 90s sitcom.
Christopher Rule guess what?!
@@shavonegranville6004 What? Oh, I'm not the guy, but what
@@joshybratwurst1398 It's a laugh track! Surprise!
@@shavonegranville6004 I swear to god you just changed your profile pic, dude
We attended one of his shows. He was funny. I don't think there was no added sound track. People were having fun.
That black joke, I honestly thought it was going down the route of "But I can't remember, because I wrote it down and it got stolen"
Omg an EVEN BETTER punchline that would've been.
Glad he said what he said and not that bs lmfaoo
This guy is killing it now as a freestyle rapper!
Too bad rap sucks, he is really funny
Yeah, shame.
Comedian and freestyle comedian rapper. He's funny whatever he does
@@vicmartoneYou haven't seen him perform then. Amazing stuff
@@vicmartoneyeah actually his rap is not that kind of rap
"Christ is for life, and not just for dogmas" is one of the best jokes I've ever heard. Genius.
Gonçalo Almeida it would be very difficult if English isn’t your first language! There’s a very good explanation further up the comments 👍
@@goncaloalmeida1353 "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas".
Really good flip on that phrase.
@@goncaloalmeida1353 dogmas is also a word so it makes perfect sense too. Such a great guy!
Only got it when I see the words
Dead pan gets me in trouble all of the time, but I love it when a comedian does it right.
It's a vastly unappreciated way of being
💯
That was the element of surprise. XD
I like how in Britain comedy is generally more dry and more about the jokes. In the US it's almost more about your personality. Like you can just be likeable and not that funny.
This dude in particular is hilarious
Dry humour requires more personality than any other form of comedy I think.
Pretty ironic claim given that this guy is simply and very obviously a British copy of Steven Wright, and has built his entire persona around Wright, who is a true original.
PM nothing wrong with taking influence from somebody you loved to watch as a kid man. He isn’t stealing jokes; maybe calm down, and let the kid hit his stride.
I think the best comedians you find funny in spite of them.
Jared Piper, I think you missed PM's point. He was not putting the kid down or accusing him of stealing jokes or even saying that taking influence from another comedian is bad. He was simply replying to James Brown's comment. He was simply pointing out that there are dry deadpan comedians who make it about the joke in America as well, and some of the best at it at that. That it isn't a British thing as James Brown insinuated.
Crazy how much his standup demeanor has changed... Yet each are really funny.
Who tf is this guy? Everything hes put out that has wound up on my recommendations has kkiiiilllleeedddd
this is the same guy who does the freestyles??
@@cooIfooI yes
Couldn't agree more haha doing the same thing
Wow, that's Chris Turner 2011!!!
He's a guy who's smart enough not to upload his shit jokes.
I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y. XXXDDD I CANT XD
Kaneki Ken I was expecting him to say "Just not U"
@@Moneyman-33 yea i was thinking "i hate u"
TH-cam:
2011 no
2012 no
2013 no
2014 no
2015 no
2016 no
2017 no
2018 no
2019 yessss this is the year
Aditya Krishna Malhotra no
2020
Agree, this dude is bout to blow up!
loli had to come back to find his earliest videos
yup, well said.. the internet can make you an overnight star, or re ignite an over due one!
The dogmas joke was absolutely incredible.
I said to myself, "That was brilliant!" just before he did.
I love how TH-cam makes you watch 2 ads now, before the video starts, awesome
So amazing. I wish it was just all ads and you only see a thumbnail of the video.
TH-cam has ads?
Yes. Do you want to know WHY???
It's because TH-cam wants you to pay for an ad-free subscription.
Notice also that half of the un-skippable ads are House Ads.
That is, ads for TH-cam subscriptions, or - worse - Google tabletty-things.
I can't recall the proper name for them because I just CANCEL the clip I was hoping to see and watch something else.
Bad news for the creator because he/ she is denied the viewership... Bad for monetized creators
Maybe they should complain to TH-cam because I for one can't find a way of getting in touch with TH-cam to lodge a complaint.
Outstanding!
Watched this clip 3 times, back-to-back.
(My girlfriend complained that she couldn`t see the screen.)
Every couple years this pops up. I have to watch it every time.
3:50 - he's right, that is a brilliant joke! Over the heads of most of the audience I think.
Absolutely brilliant, Chris. As dry as that was & you didn't crack once. Hysterical performance. Thank you.
I love the mixture of laughter and groaning. Thats the sign of proper dry humour!
Dry humour and the wit is the best in comical stand up. As well as hecklers being destroyed.
'A Christ is for life, not just for Dogmas' 😂😂
I dont get it, could you please explain that one?
The "Dog-mass" joke is quite possibly the best joke I've ever heard.
Me no understand joke
Lol
I remember watching this video 6 years ago, and it still makes me laugh!
I keep coming back to this video because I love one liner comedy, and this dude is so good. Should've been bigger by now.
Maybe even a rapper
This was some of the funniest, intellectually stimulating comedy I've heard in a long time. Bravo!
Oh my god. Even your comedy from eight years ago is genius.
These jokes are absolutely top notch - gonna go look for more from this guy
This guys is a comic genius! This is one of the toughest types of comedic art to master and this guy nails it! Just watch his intro; no ass kissing, no crowd cheering, no etc.. He walks in, one well delivered quick line, and BAM.. the crowd was his from that moment on. Just Wow!
bracism is a serious issue, thanks for bringing attention to it
You look like you have plenty of other things to be offended about
Here before this man goes ultra viral
This video is 8 years old
Too late, he's infected
“Coughing up more blood than a bulimic vampire” absolutely brilliant
This is the kind of comedy I don't want too much of but always love, sitting here savoring this, lmao.
Not gonna lie I got lost in some of the British word choice, but those puns were amazing
@DisforDubbyThat was pretty good...+1 for you
@DisforDubbyI thought you were making a pun...I said British, you ironically said English which the language and what us Americans refer to the British as...-1 for not getting your own pun
which of the words did u not get?
Yea there were two jokes I didn’t get
Fucking butthole I replied to deleted his comments.
his seriousness is brilliant
Thanks for the recommendation, this guy is brilliant and you should definitely check out his other stuff.
Hysterical, thank you!
A man high on Paracetamol sent me here.
I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D
Skalerz24792 liar!
That's an odd choice of building material.
Who gets high on tylenol?
I don't understand a single comment in this thread :D
the element of surprise... nuff said
Ahahahaha! This is the comedy we all wanted.
Chris is just so amazing, guys. What he just did was a freestyle segment and you gotta be really creative to think of bars and rhymes at the spot. He sets a bar for us as a great and fun comedian. Hats off Chris.
As we say in Australia
As dry as a dead dingoes donger.
hahaha thus is the best
Lol
Nope. Not a saying
@@jackgarrix4150 it is in Australia.......
As dry as a nuns......😊
Chris is a fantastic comedian.
The Christmas dogma joke, when he finished I genuinely exclaimed out loud what a brilliant joke! Chris clearly agreed!
Now that's incorporating an act into a comedy routine .... bloody brilliant !!
Omg, I watched this forever ago. I’ve been watching his raps for about a year and this just got recommended, and it blew my mind.
And he turns out to be one of the most gifted freestyle rappers as well
LOL the dead pan delivery is awesome.
I just remembered that I saw this performance way before I became a fan of the rapper. This is one of my all time fav and I just matched your face now. Omg 🤷♂️😅 . You’re a legend!
You are excellent Chris! Very bright and inventive humor!
How you executed it, the amount of irony and sarcasm, even the pun(ji) stick. All the reason why I love dry humor.
4:15 had me DYING, This guys a genius xD haha
I NEVER get tired of this set
same here
That was a joyously wonderful set!
"feet are just shit hands"
gosh does anyone know what these kind of jokes are called?
Ryan Schmosling one liners?
Ryan Schmosling deadpan
Deadpan surreal humour.
Torpid DOW deadpan serial humor
Surreal deadpan one-liner humour.
Christ is for life, not just for Dogmas. He's right, that is a brilliant joke
Captain?
Element of surprise, that was a great one!
Absolutely brilliant. I love how the whole "deadpan" act was leading up to the finale. Keep on keepin' on.
Genius. He has a signature style like Mitch Hedburg. Not that they are alike but in a way that they are both unique in their own delivery.
This guy is so brilliantly dry but amazingly funny. LOL!
I first saw this bit 6/7 years ago but it was TODAY that I realized that the freestyle rap comedian was this guy!!!!
You are amazing.....
no seriously that was like the funniest thing i've ever watched!
This guy is hilarious!
He sounds like Professor Snape's son.
Jeff S. So that's why he sounds so depressed. His father died...
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
I really liked That! Thanks for sharing.
Hilarious! I laughed all the way through my first time watching this video. I always love comedians who are more clever and do more puns.
Love his dead-pan delivery...and he's cute too
"Possessio is nine-tenths of the word"
This joke... Was meant to be
Fantastic set
Chris it literally ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT of me that you haven't got recent stuff...I mean long stand ups...!!! LOVE YOUR STUFF!!!!!! Huge fan.
I sold this guy some stuff in a rail station store a few months back, nice guy, hoping you're having a wonderful time living in the states
That is a brilliant act. I really laughed out loud watching this.
Masterful, to say the least!
One to watch out for.
Damn, that was fantastic. You earned a Sub with that one. Cheers!
How did I not see this all these years!
That was gold man. Cracked me up
I was sent here by a man who could never get the ball in the 100,000 hole
BROTHER
I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D
You are lying! lol No, seriously, well done.
Skalerz24792 same :D
JD Brown wait so your saying we all have a imagination spot?
this guys dry humour is brilliant
Aw man, I don't recall if I've seen this one yet or not, but it's brilliant! I'm thinking you have to be my favorite comedian of all time.
This guy is brilliant.
I’d have Cold War Russia is genius & undoubtedly the best one
I don't know why... 😋
can someone explain pls
@@aryamanmishra154 - explain what? A joke?... Or explain why we think it's the best?... C'mon, really?
care to explain it
@@stenzy282 - listen, please, from @3:18 for 10 seconds, everything is there. I believe that you'll understand. 🤗💪👌👍
inteligent comedy is the best one
+Corbin Tinnon thanks, I'm Portuguese, so sometimes i make grammar mistakes ;)
That was a spelling mistake, not a grammatical one. ;¬)
AriochStarr
true xD
You sure?
All good humor takes intelligence to appreciate.
Brilliant!
A good pun is its own reword.
"Life destroying mouthload of social stigma"
LMAOOO
Fantastic!
Oh my God that got me in tears :'''D
This guy is hilarious. With a mind that sharp, he's absolutely going to make it. I'd definitely pay to see him, can't wait for him to get a bit more exposure!
He’s doing pretty well now, going on tour and his videos are really popular with the algorithm :)
22 years old and already a polished dead-pan delivery? You'll go far my son. Reminded me if a young Stewart Lee. Actually an old Stewart Lee would do just as well.
Great Comic!!! Love his style!!!
Why am I only seeing this now???
Been subscribed to this guys rapping stuff for quite a while now and never once knew he did comedy.
Saw this video, looked him up. To my amazement he's also an incredible freestyle rapper :|
No, really, look it up.
The kid is good.:)