Gary Delaney’s BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us
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- A pun-packed compilation from the one-liner extraordinaire that is Gary Delaney 🎪 from almost every single of his appearances of Mock The Week.
Gary loves each and every gag and you can’t help but be carried away by his infectious charm. He’s like a cheeky schoolboy who can barely hide his glee with each and every punch line.
Gary’s the only comic ever to have got two gags in the same top 10 for Dave’s TV Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe. He is currently touring, his last tour was extended four times and took in over 200 venues, he’s the premier gag smith of his generation and, through X (formally known as Twitter - which is what it should have always stayed as) he’s become one of the most followed and quoted comedians in the country.
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00:00 - Relationships (Series 11, Episode 3)
01:28 - Family (Series 11, Episode 9)
03:14 - Celebrity (Series 11, Episode 11)
04:50 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 2)
06:43 - Education (Series 12, Episode 3)
08:14 - Childhood (Series 12, Episode 8)
10:14 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 10)
11:45 - Shopping (Series 13, Episode 2)
13:17 - Health (Series 13, Episode 5)
14:53 - Transport (Series 13, Episode 7)
16:27 - Nationalities (Series 13, Episode 8)
17:55 - Childhood (Series 14, Episode 3)
19:26 - Health (Series 14, Episode 9)
21:12 - Work (Series 15, Episode 1)
22:57 - Technology (Series 15, Episode 2)
24:20 - Relationships (Series 15, Episode 9)
25:57 - Health (Series 16, Episode 3)
27:59 - Animals (Series 16, Episode 9)
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The true testament is when the other comedians piss themselves laughing
Gary is as funny as he feels he is a legend. Iconic. Thank you Mr Delaney
Commas please 😂 I definitely misread this the first time. Cheers!
This guy is brilliant.
You can see the respect from his fellow comedians ❤
I’ve got the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time going to the zoo, and I saw an elephant
Top joke
"Dad it's all Ls. Yea its Welsh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody makes it look as effortless as Gary.
The only person who broke everybody on the show this regularly was Frankie.
That’s a comedic genius at work here
There
He's funny. I had never seen him before.
Always has me laughing my head off. One of my favourite comedians.
Making one liners is an art, having enough to destroy panel jokers and an audience is amazing. Gary is brilliant.
Best one liners EVER! THE GUY'S A LEGEND 😂😂😂😂
Very funny. Love it.
Knock knock who's there?grandad 😂
Saw Gary Live ...amazingly hilarious. Love him ❤
Gary is savage.
I've had to pause this for laughing with tears,this guy is amazing,I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh 😂
Brilliant comedy.
Class,funny funny guy
I can't breath. This is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hes so good
Saw live at Helmsley arts centre. Was brilliant🎉
This guy is Excellent 👍
The man's a genius.
Funny Funny man 😅
Amazing ❤😂
I must have seen this compilation three times now.
And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete.
I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down.
Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.
screaming?
@@playlistadfaeverqgqe Screaming with laughter. Perhaps you are not familiar with that phrase.
Very funny
Garry and Stewart Francis would have to be the two best one line comics.
A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure
Sigh. Nicely done. 🤪
It feels that he’s coming up with these jokes on the spot.
They're not off the cuff but he's scrolling through his bank of one liners for any he can make relevant
@@tajabbott9824Which takes skill - especially to make them seem off the cuff.
Big stew😢with dumplings know her well 😂🤣
"Beef stew with Dumplings" worked better.
Yeah dumplings is the woman's name not big stew.
@@paulkennedy8701 😂😂
Joking aside 😂class😂😂😂😂
I was allergic to eggs but im ova it now.
Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!
the jokes are mediocre at best
Sanctimonious? You're reading a lot into this situation that isn't there
Somebody told me that swearing was the sign of having a limited vocabulary. I told him to fuck off😂
I see a lot of laughing from the others, especially Miles and Nish.
@@muddy6884 Not woke enough for you ?
😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ...
He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup.
It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right !
He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail.
Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao
The old ones are the best!
That's what Wayne Rooney says too
GARY is great, but nobody will replace Frankie the living legend 👍👍👍
Frankie sucks.
Sarah Millican’s hubby
???
3:55 the "H" is not pronounced in french actually , still sounds lika that
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this man is bloody amazing 😂😂😂
Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap yet
Bedworth, Gary.
Love these although 21:43 is the only joke i haven't been able to get
Anyone who is flexible enough to enter themselves really ought to win a contortionist contest.
@@craftsmanwoodturnerahh of course! Haha thanks. For some reason that one just didnt process
Great video however too many ads. Give us a break!
Pay premium like me, its just youtube.
Use an AD Blocker, haven't seen an ad on youtube ever - Adblock Plus - free ad blocker
@@simoncrewe5625🤣🤦🏻♂️ ✈️
@@simoncrewe5625 Or get an adblocker...
Thesare the sort of jokes you hear all the time in pubs
Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Too funny!
But I'm guessing nowadays Gary doesn't have a career anymore?
Exactly, just like Jimmy Carr...... oops.... 🙄
Still touring
I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.
He lost weight
5:33, MUM, you mean. You are English, are you not?
That's what he said. You need to clean ur ears out
It wouid kill Hugh Dennis to laugh wouldn't it?
Maybe he's just trying to think about jokes?
Had more laughs having a shit
Hugh Dennis has a great sense of humour, hence him being a successful comedian. He’s just agelastic, like Jack Dee.
To make other comedians laugh....
these are old......... wheres new ones ???
These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.
When did he last write some new material?
How's your channel doing? Share a link? That's what I thought
He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.
@@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.
@@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?
Well, if u e.g. like some UK band still active and watch/listen to them, do u really need always new material? :)
The British have rather dry humor
I think you'll find it's spelled "humour".
I heard a lot off Jimmy Carr jokes
Meh....
These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.
Never knew that. He’s definitely the funny one in the relationship.
@@ItsMe-kj2xb to be fair, a goldfish would be the funnier one in a relationship with Sarah Millican.
He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.
This was recorded years before he met Sarah.
‘Depressed yelps’ ?
What was the most amusing comment your partner ever uttered ?
( ‘ i do’ ?)
Are you serious? How can you rob other comedians jokes. Blatant thievery.
All comedians knick others jokes just like all musicians who are allinfluenced by other musicians they've heard. There's nothing new under the sun
Him and his wife SarahMillican always telling jokes about each 😅
Milton Berle stole so many jokes from others that he was known as the Thief of Badgags
Oh do get over yourself it's not supposed to be A level literature
Such as…
Here is one for you..... i watched a YT channel and it was crap.
🇬🇧Another pride of Britain 😊
Some videos on TH-cam should have adds this is definitely one of them