Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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  • Stewart Francis, the full-on gag merchant, fills this compilation with his legendary one-liners and they will come thick and fast. Stewart is at no point flustered, delivering it all in a laid-back manner which, oozes confidence. He always packs the gags in without even breaking a sweat! 🤣
    An internationally acclaimed stand-up comedian, accomplished actor, and writer, Stewart Francis is one bloody talented Francis of all trades.
    Watch more of Stewart Francis here: • Stewart Francis' BEST ...
    00:00 - Romance (Series 10, Episode 11)
    01:24 - Family (Series 6, Episode 10)
    03:13 - School (Series 7, Episode 5)
    04:23 - Relationships (Series 7, Episode 6)
    05:42 - Health (Series 7, Episode 8)
    07:03 - Marriage (Series 9, Episode 8)
    08:37 - Jobs (Series 10, Episode 3)
    09:56 - Family (Series 11, Episode 7)
    11:10 - Work (Series 8, Episode 3)
    12:16 - Leisure (Series 9, Episode 5)
    13:34 - Jobs (Series 12, Episode 7)
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  • @switchmuso
    @switchmuso 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The best, laugh-out-loud comedy on TH-cam. As good as it gets.

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Stewart's definitely one of, if not my favourite, one-liner comedians.

    • @lawren-hollienelson9948
      @lawren-hollienelson9948 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There are so many of these Great one- liner comedians. One of my favorites is Milton Jones.

  • @kkhera3730
    @kkhera3730 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    He's got every comic laughing 😅👏

  • @Paul-eb9qj
    @Paul-eb9qj หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    When you get Frankie Boyle to laugh out loud you know you're funny

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was going to say the same. 👍

    • @truthwillout2371
      @truthwillout2371 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Eh? Is Frankie Boyle the benchmark? Since when? SF is much funnier and much more talented than FB.

    • @Paul-eb9qj
      @Paul-eb9qj 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@truthwillout2371 nobody said he was the benchmark. You're getting into an argument with yourself.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@truthwillout2371 Frankie in his early days on the show was outrageously funny, he could make lightning fast observations that bit like a shark, he could spin out a story, he could plumb the depths and still make you laugh, you could listen to Frankie for hours, wheras the one liners Stewart, Tim Vine, Gary Delaney, Milton Jones are rib tickling for about 15 mins before it starts too pall, l don't know why but others have said the same they're great acts as long as they're not on too long, some kind of mental fatigue sets in after a short while.

    • @lukeadv
      @lukeadv 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep, Frankie getting tickled by material outside the pattern.

  • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
    @ScooterOnHisWay2024 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    He is THE BEST at one liners.

    • @williamkelly9374
      @williamkelly9374 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ever heard of Tim Vine?

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And, Gary Delaney and Milton Jones.

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamkelly9374 Nope. I'll have to google him.

    • @andrewholburn3094
      @andrewholburn3094 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamkelly9374 Some of Gary Delaney are rib crackin'

  • @nigelhart3897
    @nigelhart3897 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Stewart Francis. Class.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

  • @dr.gudmundssonaircraftdesign
    @dr.gudmundssonaircraftdesign วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hands down one of my top favorite comedians. Stewart, if you read this: Please come out of retirement. The world needs suave, smooth, funny comedians like you!

  • @Paulf1fan
    @Paulf1fan หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Probably the best debut there's been on Mock The Week

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah im glad they had him back a lot. he fit the style of the whole show really well

  • @rigel5
    @rigel5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    King of the one-liners. Love this guy ..... "The cure for agoraphobia is just around the corner" ..... Brilliant! (fear of going outside)

  • @smooney4908
    @smooney4908 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I had to repeat the "Way Too Young" one like 3 times! That was crazy! 😆 🤣

    • @sabrinarogers8045
      @sabrinarogers8045 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm guessing your not to old then

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    How. Does. He. Keep coming up with so many amazing puns

    • @timrobinson6893
      @timrobinson6893 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He works backwards from the cliche and invents the scenario...

  • @coppulor6500
    @coppulor6500 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    my dad's schizophrenic.....he's good people. 🤣

  • @CyclopeanCityDweller
    @CyclopeanCityDweller 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've never laughed mune hard ever, l need porn for that 😂

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i enjoy watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis
    😂

    • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
      @user-cy7fd1uf6b 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I enjoyed reading about you enjoying watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-cy7fd1uf6b l enjoyed reading about you enjoying reading about him enjoying watching Frankie enjoying watching Stewart, who we were all enjoying.
      Enjoy.

  • @MervynPartin
    @MervynPartin 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I've seen him live on stage- brilliant.

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just now I'm seeing Frankie seeming to enjoy Stewart's style a lot.

  • @nigelbrigstock19
    @nigelbrigstock19 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    No swearing no f this f that. Brilliant

  • @acousticsoundz1985
    @acousticsoundz1985 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Unlike a lot of netflix "Specials" I laughed all the way through this 15 minute compilation. All the f*cking way.

    • @graemefeeney2256
      @graemefeeney2256 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree and I think it’s due to the majority of ‘comedians’ today tell long drawn out stories that we might relate to. They don’t have actual jokes or material.

  • @Island_Lady
    @Island_Lady หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Here it's is April 2024 and I've just now seen my first video of Jokes On Us. Of course I had to subscribe. I had never heard of Stewart Francis' but I'm a fan. He had my laughing hysterically. Sarah Millican is favorite female comedian and Jimmy Carr is also a favorite so I look forward to seeing their videos. Being in the US we don't hear much about the UK comedians so thanks for giving me the opportunity to hear them here. 😂 👍

    • @itsmrmurraytoyou4924
      @itsmrmurraytoyou4924 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Check out frankie boyle 👌

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Milton Jones for a clean one liner and Gary Delaney for some more crude

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Thx for the suggestion. I will definitely look him up.

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@batters4718 Thank you for the suggestions. Laughter IS the best medicine so I will look them up. ☺️

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@batters4718 yes, excellent suggestions for one liners! milton did an Appolo that i saw once and it was absolutely NUTS

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    He’s very good with the quick one liners, another comedian that’s also good is Tim Vine.

  • @grf15
    @grf15 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Quite a number of these are from his standup routines. Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

  • @kenbrownfield6584
    @kenbrownfield6584 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brilliant jokes !

  • @fergmac1
    @fergmac1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Killers! Top notch!

  • @grahambunton377
    @grahambunton377 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mock The Week has very few real comedians [ones that make you laugh]
    Stewart Francis is one of the best.

  • @johnledingham852
    @johnledingham852 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stewart Francis is a great comedian. Funny that.

  • @CoreyHunter
    @CoreyHunter 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Haven't heard many of these from him before. Thanks for uploading!

  • @johnnieflashlite6740
    @johnnieflashlite6740 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome

  • @dubyah8824
    @dubyah8824 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wow, Frankie Boyle really enjoyed that 2nd set!

  • @kieranwelsh327
    @kieranwelsh327 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    To make frankie boyle laugh .. crazy

  • @karlparker4680
    @karlparker4680 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That golden showers joke is an absolute god tier dad joke, hysterical

  • @stevetaylor-yi5hh
    @stevetaylor-yi5hh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very funny guy lmfao

  • @BrushEggleston
    @BrushEggleston 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Smart slick hilarious

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    he's like if Milton was not stoned

  • @sampleoffers1978
    @sampleoffers1978 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gary Shandling's funny dude thank's youtube suggestion, cue the glad whistle outros

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I once applied for a job selling mirrors, but didn't get it. I was disappointed because that was a career in which I could really see myself."

    • @nickwebb4537
      @nickwebb4537 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @christopherdavis4135
      @christopherdavis4135 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      On reflection, maybe it wasn't for you.

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@christopherdavis4135 - "I've been completely broken up about it, but after seven long years, I think I can move on."

  • @alanaldpal950
    @alanaldpal950 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny that no one else gets picked

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your welcome a great Canadian export

  • @stephenspeer3123
    @stephenspeer3123 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey, in the title, you used the possessive apostrophe correctly. Well done!

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People often have a go at me over my bad grammar, but l just say " dont tell me tell my grandad she's his wife "

  • @laurenceforward7099
    @laurenceforward7099 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like my coffee how i like my women --- picked by migrant workers ....... this guy had me cracking up

  • @Clearlight201
    @Clearlight201 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It looks like Andy Parsons doesn't enjoy Stuart's humour at all.

    • @russellprout723
      @russellprout723 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont ever see him laugh at the other comedians. Maybe he his thinking about his next line or joke

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hah, just said Andy didn't look like he was enjoying Stewart, Andy is a good comedien in his own right, l have to think he wouldnt be so obvious as to look bored with another professionals act as it would evince the kind of comment just made here, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was concentrating on his next line. 😂

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He never laughs at anyone else wth

    • @buffalo182
      @buffalo182 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Andy parsons is as funny as a speeding fine

  • @ludovisian5063
    @ludovisian5063 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bald guy looks eaten up with envy

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @jcrebello03
    @jcrebello03 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He is good and bad at the same time

  • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
    @user-cy7fd1uf6b 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Do the producers just ask the comedians what part of their act they want to perform then put up a category that matches it?

  • @david_4739
    @david_4739 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's hard to tell if the other comedians don't get the joke, or are busy working out what they're going to say when its their turn, or are just gutted that they've got to follow that.

    • @rainerseeger4195
      @rainerseeger4195 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They have their jokes ready and rehearsed, the topics are pre arranged, and not random.

  • @adamreiss8446
    @adamreiss8446 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Has anyone else noticed that the only comedian that stands there stony faced and never reacts or shows the slightest bit of interest in other comedian´s jokes is Andy Parsons?

  • @Helenah51
    @Helenah51 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks like the English comedians weren’t enjoying some real comedic talent

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're not comedians

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Andy Parsons didn't seem impressed did he, andhe is a good comedien of the observational type, but Stewarts great at his job, maybe Andy was just concentrating. 😅

  • @ricedmond661
    @ricedmond661 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    When comedians were funny

    • @adammitchell7403
      @adammitchell7403 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't u mean the audience weren't pussys

    • @sverigeforst6615
      @sverigeforst6615 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah. But you have to consider, they aren't allowed to be funny any more, everything is now offensive or racist or something else... 😢

    • @rusty75ish
      @rusty75ish 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​​@@sverigeforst6615 No it's not, bellends just like to say that. More offensive comedians than ever are allowed

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@rusty75ishno bellend they're not thats nonsense. You can't have funny comedians anymore because the snowflakes who get offended by everything have too big a voice. You just get rob and romesh now who tick a diversity box but aren't funny.

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      .....and people weren't offended by everything.

  • @tanz7877
    @tanz7877 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Canned laughter just ruins it

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @remektekmedia6641
    @remektekmedia6641 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I hate the canned laughter all the time.

    • @mcraig
      @mcraig 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Studio audience =/= canned laughter

  • @kevincull1091
    @kevincull1091 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that everyone laughed at all the jokes part from Andy Parsons shows how bitter and resentful he is. Shame!

  • @colin4797
    @colin4797 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rubbish

  • @JustMe-yi8cd
    @JustMe-yi8cd 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Happy birthday dad ? Not at all funny. This guy is sick.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad your sense of humour bypass went well 🤗

    • @stevepayne5965
      @stevepayne5965 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Congratulations, the sense of humour bypass seems to have been a complete success.

  • @daveozip4326
    @daveozip4326 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Americans just don’t get it - sorry to disagree with almost everyone here but I’d give his effort 4/10 at the most. Pathetic.

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Most likely too highbrow for you

  • @jackieedmondson8422
    @jackieedmondson8422 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boooooring

    • @ramsey6681
      @ramsey6681 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't despair though. I'm sure you'll be fascinating when you've grown up.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes the first hurdle is knowing what you are now with therapy and some years behind you you'll grow into a sense of humour, and well done for admitting it on a huge platform like TH-cam, thats the first hurdle down.. One day you might be slightly interesting.

  • @marcgriffiths
    @marcgriffiths หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clever but not funny. Too rude. Cheap . A great comedian is clean and funny.

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What is wrong with you? My 1st guess is, a lot.

    • @NeonXXP
      @NeonXXP หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you are not envious, you should be.

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Who are you the pope?