Freestyle Rapper distracted by HOTTIE in crowd
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 มี.ค. 2020
- Chris flirts with a gorgeous audience member, before dropping an insane, off the dome freestyle rap, improvised and based entirely on people's suggestions...with a few bars roasting the object of his affection.
🔥 LAWNCARE 🔥
🔥 ASH WEDNESDAY 🔥
🔥 CHILDREN ON LEASHES 🔥
🔥 ANDY’S 50TH BIRTHDAY 🔥
🔥 PERSONAL INCOME TAXES 🔥
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper with 11 years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival under his belt. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
Book a personalised freestyle rap at www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy
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Beat: ‘King Kong' - H3 Music : • *FREE FOR PROFIT* Emin... Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Los Angeles.
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I'm such a straight idiot. Chris went on about this hot dude for like two minutes, and my straight ass is sitting here going "Ok yeah, he's handsome I guess, but where is the girl"
If i can provide entertainment, but also make viewers question their heteronormative concepts of hotness at the same time, my work here is done
#metoo 😆
Lmao, same. When the beat started I realized the title was about that dude. 🤣
I've also been duped
Epic fail, just did the exact same thing. Chris schooling us with the intentional click bait :)
I did not expect that when I read HOTTIE in a title.
Yeah, well played
Roger Federer it definitely made me more interested
I was just watching one of Federers matches and your username confused me lol
Roger Federer lol me either
One more Roger. Let's go for 21..
If this guy never even rapped a word I would still have left thoroughly entertained as his crowd work is incredible.
Awwww thank you
Fun fact, the name "Kevin" literally means "handsome"
holy shit you're right!
Kevin Derek Penner ...... I see what ya did there ...
As a fellow Kevin can confirm
The Office approves
@@CrypticBrush im sorry
I cried laughing when you were holding the stand as a leashed child 😂
My fav bit of the rap: The kid on a leash to keep him away from Kevin's lustrously enthralling golden pectorals lol
gotta keep the children safe
@@ChrisPJTurner 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish my name was Tom with a P, like Pterodactyl... then I would be much cooler.
at starbucks you know they'd say put-tom the nthey shout your order
@@ChrisPJTurner Yes! Then my life would be complete.
I'm planning to name my child something like Hank, but it pronounced as Mike.
@@XEinstein you are a devil, aren't you?
@@aasutossh luckily I'm married to an angel, so I guess my child is save
That was fucking incredible,as always, thanks for consistently blowing our minds, Khris!
THANK YOU!
@@ChrisPJTurnerHow do you get the topics planted in the audience? If this is truly spontaneous, then they should study you in a lab.
@@MrGriff305 "How do you get the topics planted in the audience?"
He doesn't.
My dream is for Chris to throw Kevin into a rap some other time, bit like an easter egg for all his fans😂
lol that would be very silly
I second that. Lol
It would be cool! Hahaha
When you said distracted by a hottie I was not expecting this 😂 . Great video it was hilarious!
Hehe I tricked you!
Thanks :D
Best part Chris flirting with kevin 😂
best part of my week, too
This was just a confession to Kevin in the form of a rap
Damn right it was
8:46 so no one is commenting on his rhime "choose the day before" (Wednesday) with Tuesday 😳😳 That was just brilliant, Chris!
THANK YOU KINDLY
That plot twist on the clickbait had me dying laughing :D Good thing, that Kevin was a good sport about it, at least I think he was considering you are still alive and well ;P I met one dude who was so ripped, that all guys around were obsessed about it and no one even thought about homosexuality.
Thanks! I try and abide by the rule, make it clickbait but make it true.
Kevin was really lovely about it, it was great that he could laugh at himself, I hate it when people get all 'how dare you insult me'.
@@ChrisPJTurner Yup, one of few kinds of people that I struggle to find common ground with. Talking to someone who reacts like that feels like walking trough a mine field - not much fun and it can suddenly blow up in your face ;P Example from my life: when I was working in UK one buddy saw that I'm vaping and told me, that people call it "douche flute". I found it extremely funny and when I switched to "mod", bigger boxy battery I came up with the term "douche box" and it makes me laugh to this day :D Also I'm wondering how av. lenght of comments/replies changed in last few weeks, not much for me since I was always too elaborate ;P PS: My nick here is silly, it means "pants for fishing in a river, with a hole in them" but my name is also Chris. If you are still reading this you might be as bored as me ;]
@@chrisp9824 A fellow Chris! :D :D :D
Man who gets offended over being called you're handsome and have a nice chest lol
The Kevual harassment took this from good to great! 😂 You’ve got yourself another fab.
"Ash Wednesday"
Well that escalated quickly
Dude I love when you pick up things from the crowd and mic it in your rap (other than the suggestions) great one!
Thanks! It's lots of fun, but hard to film without multiple cameras. Make sure you check out MC Supernatural, he's the guy that came up with it and is still killing it.
Sometimes I enjoy when the crowd picking out the words section more than the rap.
Sometimes I do too! This was one of those, I think.
I’m straight but my friend Emma thought this guy was cute. Since she wasn’t going to say say anything I came up and said, “ You looking kind of cute. Sheeesh.” He was like,” Dude what the fuck,” Lowering his voice, squaring up and everything. He legitimately wanted to fight because he got hit on by a guy. People who are insecure about their masculinity is so funny. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time and just take it as a compliment.
That actually happens here in the US all the time, too, it just doesn’t make the news so much. If you have gay friends though, you’ll see the real America through their eyes. Thankfully it’s not that widespread, but it definitely happens more than people would expect.
I was homophobic as a teenager, then in my twenties a lot of gay guys used to hit on me and I came around to seeing it as a compliment, then in my thirties I realised I was into guys but none of them hit on me anymore 😢
Idk how he does this EVERY time. The ideas are sooo random and he just makes whole azz stories with em lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The talent of this guy is amazing. I wonder why he isn't more largely appreciated in the music industry because this seems to be outstanding to me. Ha has really smart lines.
It was long ago the music industry was interested in talent. It just requires obedient and lame personality with as less resistance to the schedule as possible.
@@kenneththorberg6914 Music industry doesn't how to market his talent. Plus they are inherently lazy and go for the easy route. Coupled with the fact that they don't even invest in bands these days.
You're really not helping with my TH-cam addiction, good sir.
You’re soooo good. Bring the crowd more into it such as their names cause it brings more of a story to it
Thanks! And that's a nice idea!
Kevin with a C is kinda fancy
lol i hadn't thought of that
Kevin with a "C" would be pronounced "Seven" :-)
@@TomRNZ Fancy af
Ceven
Would be pronounced like chevien lemao
This had my eyes watering, I was laughing so hard😂
Glad to hear that!
Kevin had my mouth watering :P
I miss the "drop that beat good sir"
It'll be back, don't worry!
This dude produces a track on the spot. Incredible talent, much love man.
"This show was pre-corona btw" you have my sub.
If that rap was a human, it would have perfectly chiselled pectorals
😂
& for gods sake keep your children away
how is he getting better than he already was. you are on FIRE Khris!!
Awww thanks Lee!
@@ChrisPJTurner You are unbelievably brilliant and witty! Seeing you "in your zone" is so inspirational!
"It won't be as atrociously bad as you're expecting a privately educated, middle class white boy to be" 😂😂 LOL
Love watching these vids, u make it look so easy Also poor Kevin with his head down every time😂😂
Thanks! And yep, poor Kevin!
That one was fantastic.
The only thing that could have been slightly better was if Kevin had stood up and let the crowd see his body.
Thanks Martin!
I know! Such a shy guy considering he has such big boy titties.
@@ChrisPJTurner Big Boy Titties..... an excellent band name!
This dude was born to make people laugh and bring them together for a fun time 👍
The lawn care part of the rap was so so good looool
Anyway I'm offshore sitting on the beach where is my child going oh yeah here on a leash, you'll never get 4 to 3 feet from me, I'll unattach, you'll never be free .. 😅 deaad and him using the microphone prop killed it 🙌💯🔥
"Kevin? Oh that's a shame isn't it" Geez that poor man xD Also: My name is Kristian so I'm the cooler kind of Kris :p
Hehehe I'm so mean sometimes. Also you are the cooler kind and I am very jealous!
"i wanted you to be like, you know, a handsome name" LOL
I'm kool too
Chris said bi rights and I couldnt be happier
I can't believe you didn't link turning 50 to colonoscopy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So somehow i managed to stumble on one of you're videos.. "and have to admit" im not much for most rap, but free rap earns my respect fully. truly amazing and very talented. sub'd, liked, and commented . it was really refreshing to watch after working a 12 hour shift .. plans to watch all ;)
I was expecting to be click baited, but I was highly entertained. Great job man, you're hilarious!
In Australia, ash Wednesday is a day we had big fires. Fun fact!
Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't know that, or it would have been hard to keep it from slipping in
Fun fact, from who do you think australians got their manners and culture? lol
Every day is an ash day in the Australian summer lol. Place goes up like a bonfire for weeks
Nah not weeks, months mate. We have just put it all down to ash December, ash January, ash February etc. :)
@@Dan91 the Brits!
@Mr. Turner - Holy f***! I'm not quite sure how I stumbled on your channel, but I've been watching your vids all day, and I haven't stopped laughing yet.
How on earth do you do it?!
How do you take the most arcane audience suggestions, and work them all into an improvised rap (sometimes riffing on the crowd's more mundane ideas), seamlessly incorporating every single one of the things shouted out by the spectators - and still stay on-beat, keeping the rhymes going while barely pausing for breath?
You, sir, have a unique, and truly enviable, talent.
I'd write more, but...well, I want to watch more of your videos.
Chris: Wow, you chest is great Kevin!
*Chris's wife has entered the chatroom
Also Chris: Kevin? What an ugly name.. *under breath* call me
Always appreciate your talented raps! It's 2am for me but I just had to watch it asap. And also thank you for being so engaged and replying to so many comments :D
No worries! and thanks for staying up :)
7:34
Sorry, but it really sounded like "where's my child gun" 🤣
This is my favorite so far. No one mentioned the queen or colonization and I'm at work on Easter Sunday doing people's taxes 😄
The lawn care section was straight fire
Sweet
My favourite taste
2 of my favorite channels commenting, what a day
Wo kommst du denn auf einmal her haha
Omg haha nice
Open Mind, hier, faszinierend.
0:50 I’m also from Manchester and I can confirm this 😂
Amazing rap and amazing crowd work. Smiled all through this one!
Lawn maintenance 😂. Fellas cut your grass or the maintenance guy will 😂👌
This beat was SICK and whenever the "drop" hit it was like.... giving me goosebumps
Freestyle Rapper: What do you want me to rap about?
Crowd: Yelling the Whitest things ever. 😂🤣
LOL The backtrack on Andy hahaha
Came for the title stayed for the video
My job here is done ✅
10/10 would marry this guy. He’d have me laughing all the way to the grave.
You’ll have to fight my wife/convince her polygamy is the way forward
@@ChrisPJTurner :o
Lmao
@@ChrisPJTurner I'm sure there's a line of us, & if any are in wheelchairs they may not skip line. 😘🥰
I read the title and thought: Oh, what was Chris done this time?
hehehe i am a naughty boy
I got recommended one and binged 4 in a row 😂 dude kills it
I like how this guy can come up with a rap on the spot better than any I could write.
Gets big because bullied as a child...bullied as an adult too!
🤣
I finished the whole vid before I noticed the dude was the “HOTTIE”😂
By far your funniest (and best) audience interaction and rap yet.
"I thought Easter was a British tradition" bro what ahahahaha
Chris, you are seriously amazing man. love all your songs, keep up the great work.
Thanks for watching guys! *Subscribe* for new videos every Wednesday, and I *livestream* on Saturdays at 1pm (PDT), so tune in for that!
Kevin, if you see this video, text me: +1 (213) 267-7913*
*also I'm bored, so if anyone wants to text, they're welcome
This is awesome lol.
mate, u are really a freestyle genius. With that being said, if this is your real number, you are SO gonna regret sharing it hahahah
Keep on being amazing man, hope u'll get the massive attention u deserve
BUT GUYS IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER
(you have to sign up [completely free] once you text it because I gotta keep myself safe from crazies, but it is actually my number)
Thanks! and IT IS! this company gave a bunch of people a separate number so we can chat to fans etc. - it's like a mailing list, but texts instead of emails. Just trying it out :)
Oh shit, that threesome finally about to happen. 😁
Only in the last few days have i come across Chris and his Rapping, man he nails it every time so bloddy funny will be following him from now on
GEEEZUSSS MAN!!!! How TF can your brain process information so fast??? Your skills are not human, astounding
The only line he uses again and again is the Introduction of not being as as as you'd think it be lol
Feel like some of the British humour went straight over their heads
Just found you this morning!! Amazing!!
You always brighten my day!! Thanks
It’s an honour and a privilege
I'm hitting that like button and I haven't even got to the rap yet 😂
😎
Same
Brilliant!! Smashed it out the park once again! Well done Kris*
THANKS (and thanks for the K)
Hell yeah, so gooooooooood! All the "forplay" - so great, hahahaha.
This man is a bonafide genius.
Thank you! I love the word bonafide.
My first thought on seeing the title to this new video, was, Genuinely, “But Chris, you’re MARRIED, dude!”
hehe - i added the 'married' disclaimer on stage so I think I'm in the clear
@@ChrisPJTurner yh mrs wants some too huh!
Hes just secure
kevin got completly battered there, that was brilliant Kris ;)
hehe thanks! love teasing audience members when I'm in the mood
OMG, I love your fun tastic nature. Each time I watch your video I get up and start dancing to the beat. We need more of this in the world, this gathering of community for fun and laughter and togetherness. Much love for you. Peace
"shrive" lol
I was semi-concerned when you said “I do not pay that tax”
I PUT A DISCLAIMER PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN
Chris Turner I won’t tell if you don’t 😏
😂
Kevin went red as hell haha
it was so funny how shy he got, considering he was walking round with his chest JUST OUT
That lawn intro was smooth lol
This is the best page i ve stumbled on in months
shit dude, thats some talent you got to carry around there! awesome
Thank you! 😊
That was amazing. I waste hours on YT (hinding from the kids in the bathroom - you other dads know what im talking about) and really really seldomly do i get laugh fits like just know. Well done, Chris with a C. Well done! Subed.
Hi Joachim! Thanks, that’s awesome to hear! And i can’t wait to have kids so I can practice your tactic.
BAWAHAHAH I'm a mom, & I was laughing so hard my son came to see, (he is 13) so I just had to show him 🤣🤣
Btw, he said "mom, your old" 🤣🤣 I said, but not as old as Andy!
One of your best acts I’ve seen yet 💕
Only a real man with absolutely no insecurity can talk like that. Good for you Chris.
Or a bisexual/pansexual man that's attempting to pull ;)
@@fthurman Possibly. But anyone who refuses to say that was a good looking dude is lying to themselves.
Only a woman could say something so ridiculously untrue.
@@andymcgram7643 oo, a homophobe and a sexist; bold pairing!
@@fthurman nothing i said is even remotely homophobic or sexist.
Are you a women or a man?
This is so impressive like damn. Who can think of that on the spot!? I know there is probably some technique to it but still, very cool!
Broo I wasnt expecting the Hottie to be a guy😂
I’m a trickster
By far the best crowd work so far!! Fuckin hilarious!
I had such a fun time with it in this one!
children on leashes sounds like a deathcore band :D
this is such a talent, you made my day Chris. came all the way from Eminem's freestyles to yours and c'mon I had more fun with this half comedy half free-style kind of rap :D
Y'all are probably wondering what's taking so long for him to rap!?!?! But he's actually multitasking by talking to the audience while coming up with lines in his head.
Well at least that's what I think🤔
im thinkng the same! how does he entertain while maintaining and planning....
Cuz @Chris Turner is the shit
Thia was a great video, definitely exceeded my expectations. I appreciate you for making me laugh😁
I dont even have to play the video to give a thumbs up cause I know its gonna be amazing. You're gifted
Honestly someone from the audience needs to start asking chris more shit about all things nerdy. See if he really knows everything. I'm not talking book smart nerdy either. I'm talking comics. Games. D&D
I've had a bunch like this - come to a livestream and throw some in the chat!
@@ChrisPJTurner If I was there, this would be the interaction -> Chris: "What about this section here?" Me: "Bardic interactions with Balrogs!" Chris: "Ok, and how is the bard specifically interacting with the Balrog?" ;-)
@@ChrisPJTurner where and when do you livestream?? would love to catch this.
That awkward moment when you're either married by the time you became famous and started meeting hotter chicks, OR
That despairing moment when your wife is an _understanding Progressive,_ but you only run into chicks that don't compare.
... Can't have both, gotta pick one.
😂
ya,,right on Chris...stellar (as usual) and I almost feel like you acted on my encouragement for you to get those smiles from the audience on video and edit them in. ;> Best from Vancouver. BC.
haha, a bunch of people were saying it, so thanks for the encouragement! And thank you!
Man the efforts you put in your act is mind blogging. Please keep us Entertain in this covid virus filled world.
Thank you and may god of wealth may always give you her blessings.
I just wanna know how your brain is wired. Your content is absolutely fantastic, and the flow and delivery once you mentioned the kid on the leash was super tight. Hope your quarantine is going well and wishing you and your family all the best ✌🏻
Thanks! I think it’s just a normal brain, but I’m just a bit more practiced in accessing the bit of it that does stuff like this. I wish I could do one of those ‘raps in a brain scanner’ things!
Thanks, and straight back to you too!
I do not rap never have and never will but i think with some practise i could do this. The beat gives him license to rhyme for as long as he needs and he is telling stories line by line, so long as you know you can always pull 1 more line out you will sometimes by design and sometimes by accident line up the words. I know what i mean its hard to say but with the same beat and punching out short sentences you can find rhymes for basically anything.
Theory correct, chair,ttowel dumbell bowl, just made one up in my head in seconds.