@@funny_joke_goes_here4406 r8tedj8ted39 likely just played it at 2x. I just finished this story in about 1 hr 15 m playing it at 1 .75x. For all AI voices, I find them to be more natural played at 1.5x. And for 30+ minutes long AI narrations, depending on the AI voice, I listen at between 1.5x and 2x as a norm.
This was amazing, and absolutely needs to continue. I laughed my ass off while on patrol multiple times, so this was a welcomed relief from the general tedium of being a security guard. This was well made in every aspect, and I need a continuation of this. Please continue this story!
At least they aren't like the Ob'enn, a race of psycho teddy bears hellbent on purifying the galaxy of any non-Ob'enn lifeforms... (It took one of their own Superfortress AIs to get so fed up with their nonsense that it rebelled and started taking over ships and planets, capturing all Ob'enn to deprogram their species-wide cult... )
This is what happens when you let Monty Python write the script for the next Star Wars movie mixed with Lovecraftian twist. Or, twisted. Still, it was highly humorous. 10/10😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Underwater aquatic people along with everything else. Next was caves because the water left. Not until the beginning of history did we occupy the surface
@@jessicaedmondson5347 I did wonder, but I thought they were referencing the T-K Asteroid to be honest. or did they reference both, I'd have to listen again.
man, what the hell did i just listen, too? but fuck i want more this is funny as shit and probably how first contact would go expuly the pillow fighting part 😆 but please if the drop another i so want to keep listen this is great props to the athor there making a funny crazy story lat i cant put down im hooked like a fish
"COOL"!!! 👣👍🇱🇷 "YOU KNOW YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THE ONE, AT DISNEYLAND, THE "SHRINKING RAY" ONE You share some of the same pitch, tone, and rhythm!!! 👍 I'm pretty old now, but there are some things you don't forget!!! 👣👍🇱🇷🪖
I refuse to believe that this is the end of the story. This could easily be a 100 chapter series.
This is top tier. I laughed, anticipated, and hated when it was over. To the author my respect. To the narrator my appreciation.
Huh? 2 hours long, posted 1 hour ago and you commented half an hour ago? How tf have you finished it? Bot comment.
@@funny_joke_goes_here4406 r8tedj8ted39 likely just played it at 2x. I just finished this story in about 1 hr 15 m playing it at 1 .75x. For all AI voices, I find them to be more natural played at 1.5x. And for 30+ minutes long AI narrations, depending on the AI voice, I listen at between 1.5x and 2x as a norm.
@@funny_joke_goes_here4406and narration is AI/CG
And as for the time issue, all you had to do was listen to the last episode from the other day. I do wish they had continued with the story though
Couldve listened to it at faster play back speed@@funny_joke_goes_here4406
"Their dietary requirements, aside from souls." 😂😂😂
This just proves what I’ve always suspected, Earth is a great big NO-FLY Zone. 😊
This was amazing, and absolutely needs to continue. I laughed my ass off while on patrol multiple times, so this was a welcomed relief from the general tedium of being a security guard.
This was well made in every aspect, and I need a continuation of this. Please continue this story!
Won't be the first time he dropkick a carebear? Where that story?! lol
My thoughts exactly!!
At least they aren't like the Ob'enn, a race of psycho teddy bears hellbent on purifying the galaxy of any non-Ob'enn lifeforms... (It took one of their own Superfortress AIs to get so fed up with their nonsense that it rebelled and started taking over ships and planets, capturing all Ob'enn to deprogram their species-wide cult... )
“Fantasizing about lovecraftian dommie mommies” he’s just like me
Tentacle anime? Oh oh I'm so sorry Hentia
Very funny and probably what a real first contact would look like. Thanks!
This is pretty good. Also some cute references.
The Aliens in this scenerio would love H.R. Geiger
Eyes covering intersecting rings, literally describing biblical angels
>Nutrients in the air
Eagerly and with gusto awaiting the story of this world's fall to fungi.
Fungi-bombs will be sent to every planet upon humanity’s counterattack
Great and funny story. More please, continuation?
"We come in peace!" Bang! "We come in peace."
Silverbacked gorilla holding a grenade oh my lol
Well done my friends. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well done.
Lmao! 1:55:17 i cant! Had to stop the video to stop laughing and listen again
Great story kept me up listening to it lol. I put books like this on to go to sleep too, nit this one though lol thanks for this story
I died when they called them Monchichi’s.
Most excellent. Funny as hell. Thanks!
I'm at the weird doppelganger arc and it is the funniest shit so far
The 34th rule LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Needs a book 2
Agreed, A+++.
Anyone know if there's a follow up yet?
This is what happens when you let Monty Python write the script for the next Star Wars movie mixed with Lovecraftian twist. Or, twisted. Still, it was highly humorous. 10/10😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Were-human?! 😂😂 Love it.
Loving it!
Their weird religion has me dying hahahahahahah also.....theyre so CUUUTTTTEEEE😂
😂 loved it 😂 i need part 2 😂
Ok, it gets better by the minute and my outlook on First Contact is melting by the minute. 😂🤣
So they were expecting dinosaurs.
The longer I listen to this, the more I realize it reminds me of a Robot Chicken sketch (albeit 2 hours long), and it's amazing :D
Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious 🤣
Masive eyeball and collect eyes in intersect rings
Angels ?
Literally what I thought while listening to this at work
Is there a continuation???? Would love to see a part 2 😂🤎🩶🧡🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼💯❣️
This is great to much 😂😂😂
It's a great start! Well done. So where's the rest. If you have no intention of continuing a story, you shouldn't end it with expectation.
Brilliant! 👏 ❤
Aliens also have a Mariana trench?
This universe feels like the author has read C. S. Lewis.
A couple of chuckle-fucks 😂😂😂😂 I cant
Underwater aquatic people along with everything else. Next was caves because the water left. Not until the beginning of history did we occupy the surface
This guy, this guy is good with the pen
Fascinating
Funny. Dum love it ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
32:35 when I realised that they were talking about humans
Dog I put this on to sleep but it’s so good
lobbing a rock at Earth isnt a clever idea, the Earth survived a Mars sized planet hitting it.
That’s what they’re referencing
@@jessicaedmondson5347 I did wonder, but I thought they were referencing the T-K Asteroid to be honest. or did they reference both, I'd have to listen again.
Sapiens means intelligence sanctions means awareness
Image if it was a planet like catachan from 40K
Lmao😂
The fact i just heard lovectaftin domymommys is sad and funny at same time
I like this
Sounds like what happens inside a overly religious militant vegan sci-fi writers head as he considers what to write about.
Enjoyable but as a biology student some of it could be bettee
Its over? But why?
Is there more it's good
man, what the hell did i just listen, too? but fuck i want more this is funny as shit and probably how first contact would go expuly the pillow fighting part 😆 but please if the drop another i so want to keep listen this is great props to the athor there making a funny crazy story lat i cant put down im hooked like a fish
This is hilarious
Next part?
26 minutes in was that an ewok
The Independent People's Republic of Texas. That's funny right there. 😂😂😂 MaFkin Texas
"COOL"!!! 👣👍🇱🇷
"YOU KNOW YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THE ONE, AT DISNEYLAND, THE "SHRINKING RAY" ONE
You share some of the same pitch, tone, and rhythm!!! 👍
I'm pretty old now, but there are some things you don't forget!!! 👣👍🇱🇷🪖
Is this the whole story?
Behold, I gaian... probably.
Lol the 34 rule (rule 34) xD
Yup, your average theocracy...
Lovecraftian horrors.... lol
Thy must follow the 34th!
more
🤣🤣🤣🤣
!prize
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha😅
With adds every 5 minutes,!!!im un subscribing! I get you make money that way, but aint no body got time for that!!
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1:38:55 is the craziest thing I have ever heard today💀😭
Lmao I agree. I was wondering what was said and boom!