whats funny is GPS's a majority of the time, for highway roundabouts, will just send you CONSTANTLY going around them, until you make an executive decision to figure shit out yourself. My source is us... me and my brother... he was the driver, and I was staring at the GPS baffled... it then, told us to take a road... *and then turn fucking back around to the god damn roundabout...*
@@Laughing_Dragon >a majority of the time I have literally never encountered that, nor have i ever heard that from a single other person. Kinda sounds like a specific location/GPS issue
@@declanbennett1085 well I'm sure for YOU it was that way, and for many others, but any time I've talked about roundabouts with family, friends, or coworkers, a few times people who were customers at the store I work at, people get a bit of a stare, and comment on it lol.
My father is a civil engineer. Designs roads, bridges, and you guessed it, highways. A few months ago I decided to ask him how work has been-- It's not something I inquire about much, and I was curious. So imagine my disbelief when he starts talking about how he recently went to a meeting where there was discussion of one of the other divisions in the company being tasked to add another lane onto one of those massive Texas highways. To say I popped off would be an understatement, because this meme has lived-rent free in my head for YEARS. Then I had to explain to my (reasonably) confused father why I was so excited about a new development for a highway in a state I have never been to, hahaha.
Me and my family were driving home from bakersfield and even he questioned what idiot designed a lane that goes only right on an intersection while still having a lane on the right ahead of the intersection that goes forward
Alright, this is legit freaky. Yesterday, I was recommended Reggie's 'Guns Shoot Cars' video in FO4. One of the top comments was the 'civil engineers quit building lanes...' joke, and in the replies, I saw a very similar story. Turns out it was you! Five months ago, you told part of this story, and now, either by chance or the whims of the algorithm, I find your telling of the rest just a day later. What are the odds?!
Campaign for North Africa just a week away guys!!! Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week
tell valefisk to make a Campaign for North Africa video on April 1st and its just him twerking in monkee suit for 5 seconds OR for long enough to get midroll adds to bonus the insult
29:02 I think there’s an “in-universe” explanation for this: in order to do any substantial amount of road maintenance the city must conduct the fucking purge to clear the roads because only violence or the threat of violence can stop the flood of cars
Fun fact: Trains doing a 3-point-turn is actually a real thing. It looks like a triangle and works exactly how you think it does. It takes up less space than a turnaround track and is less complex than a turntable. I've actually driven through one, and it seems like it isn't very widely used and mostly for older slower trains, as you have to take it really slowly.
One time on City Skylines 1, I had a pretty decent city, but the traffic was absolutely horrendous. I realized that, when downloading a bunch of car models, I had accidentally added an Amish horse and buggy. It had a max speed of 10mph.
This reminds me of a city my dad made one time where everyone's houses and their workplaces were on opposite ends of a massive park, and the only way to commute every day was to take a path through the park that had about 20 toll booths. I think it was his most financially lucrative city ever.
I just clicked on this video because the title sounded like a niche meme and that intrigued me. I still have no idea what’s going on, but I have to admit, y’all have me hooked.
Reminds me of that one driver's ed exam question that was a diagram of an interchange with "Who goes first?" and someone commented "Everyone all at once, but watch out"
the craziest part is learning about the how 1970s train companies went bankrupt or the Denver streetcar strike of 1920 because of the 5 cent fare and wages "The Denver streetcar strike of 1920 was a labor action and series of urban riots in downtown Denver, Colorado, beginning on August 1, 1920, and lasting six days.Seven were killed [1] and 50 were seriously injured in clashes among striking streetcar workers, strike-breakers, local police, federal troops" "Early in the company's history, they competed against other corporations for the public's patronage. Denver Tramway expanded aggressively and by 1895 had bought or driven its competitors out of business. In that year Thomas S. McMurry was elected mayor after campaigning against the city's public service corporations and demanding a portion of their profits." Denver_streetcar_strike_of_1920 look that up "“Five Cents or Nothing” societies formed all over Denver. On January 2, 1919, Five Cents or Nothing protests turned violent. When streetcar crews attempted to collect the seven-cent fare, angry mobs numbering in the thousands threw crewmen from the trains, breaking train windows, and setting streetcar equipment ablaze. Dewey Bailey, municipal Safety and Excise Commissioner, refused to deploy police in sufficient numbers to disperse the mob." like people thing it's the auto company, no like way no sometimes it's literally just the consumers, people didn't want to pay 7 cents from 5 cents
Oh, if we’re truly “the nation of all time”, then how do we have over 750 military bases, being present in almost every country in the world? Thats right, we’re spying on people we probably shouldn’t care about right now! This is where all our tax money going! Yep! Like to see YOU do that! Maybe try to raise national debt as much as US and then we can talk.
My favorite thing is when they made an ai that determines the most optimum way to cross the United States. It came up with essentially a massive bus system that didn’t deviate from its designated routes. So trains, the ai invented passenger trains
So I went to read the comments under that r/shittyskylines post, and the funniest joke of this entire video is how those guys are genuinely BEWILDERED by vale's city
@@XDarkGreyX For me, this is the traffic equivalent of the nightmares I have when I'm stressing about rent. Somehow the same apartment every time, whose layout doesn't make any sense or conform to any laws of physics
I was so disappointed to learn that the so called 26 lane road was just 6 lanes in each direction with a set of lanes for high occupancy and access lanes. Thankfully Valefisk is here to bring the true 20 lane roads that America deserves.
I have been recently binging the game recently too. In my foolish European mindset i build a lot of public transport and still have traffic. Thank you for showing me the light of the blessed American Traffic Engineers.
Satisfactory taught me that i can fix any problem by just stacking more stuff vertically. So just build a second road above the first road and then build a third road above the second road and continue until the problem is fixed.
the thing is, induced demand is a real thing up until you reach the point where every person who could conceivably use the road has their own dedicated lane!
@@ArbeitZero so doing just a bit of math, that highway would contain 16 billion lanes, since it would go both ways. the standard high speed limit road lane where i live is about 12 feet wide (which is some number in km, i'm sure) and so that would be about 192 million feet, or 36.36 million miles wide. the closest distance between earth and venus is about 24 million miles apart, so you could easily walk across the street to get to venus! mars is about 38 million so youd still have to go off onto one of the 16 billion lane off-ramps to get to the side street to mars, unfortunately.
2:20 Vale to Novel: "I'm undoing your fixes because they actually solve the problem, my content doesn't exist if it all works correctly." I had to pause the video from laughing.
hello everyone welcome to several hours of work- how many videos (playing the game/major speaking role/was shown in the initial names shot, not including the co-op horror video essay) have all of vale's friends been in, of the last 57 videos. i'm almost certain i missed some people though, so if you have corrections let me know Vale- all 57 of them Lynx- 30 chamber- 29 Solll- 28 Novel- 26 maivi- 25 aiden (candy)- 25 Teddy- 24 Dyno- 22 Pedejo- 12 Virtrial- 12 Jan- 10 Sylvia Temod- 9 Dom- 6 Wes- 6 rue- 5 Scutch- 4 sam- 2 Spiff- 2
Only 40 lanes in a suburb? If I don't need binoculars to see my neighbors across the street then the road isn't big enough for the insane throughput that a residential suburb produces. MOAR LANE
I sadly learned that it's a four lane highway that splits into 25 toll booths. It's just that the toll booths were double stuffed due to holiday traffic. Houston's Katy Freeway still holds the claim for most deranged infrastructure planners... For now.
@@Quicksilvir Damn, there goes another internet misconception. In that case: This is impressive Vale; you’ve almost matched Houston infrastructure planners when they created the Katy Freeway in Texas!
I love how novel good enough at the game to go “yea change this, that, that over there, this thing here and your traffic is fixed” and it’s so effective you to have to undo it all to make the video 😂
The fucking Allmost Meat dog conspiracy was the funniest shit considering that that was purely just the game being broken so much and the fact that it's just an actual normal asset in the game. One day those fuckers at Damien Bite will be brought to justice for what they did to Berry and Ace.
I love how the vanilla traffic setup for this game codifies the jersey slide, it’s like the AI and road system just does not have the concept of matching lanes when you turn, like the furthest left lane turns into the furthest left lane. Also how it seems to think U-turns in the middle of the street are acceptable, and those two together make an absolute mess.
The funny thing about West Edmonton Mall having supposedly one of the biggest parking lots is that, having worked there, during the christmas season staff had to show up 30-45 minutes early for their shift because they STILL couldn't find parking.
All these dogs remind me of a game called "Dog's Life" for PS2 where you play as a dog & eventually discover that an evil woman is turning dogs into processed cat food in an evil dissecting factory
The clip of the red smart car drifting so dramatically while red shit glitches around its static wheels actually made me laugh so hard it hurt the first time I watched it and also the dozen times I rewatched it
7:43 It's like a runway! Every time you pass it you're gonna get judged and the other vehicles will honk because ur vehicle is cool. 17:38 A plane going through a tower in a city called New York is very worrying.
For Houston it actually kinda works and traffic isn't as egregious as metropolitan areas can be but we will eventually start feeling it once the other half of california/new york's population finishes moving here.
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Pogging out of my mind at this.
Ew no thanks
GET THAT BAG VALE LETS GO
did you design the aquabuses in fountaine? It seems like an valefisk-approved infrastructure system.
I'd rather not get put on the child predator list
Most Urban Planners Quit When They Are Just One More Lane From Fixing Traffic
Why use buses or trains, you ask, when you could just add... ONE. MORE. LANE!
I thought Lynx was the gambler
Frff
POV American traffic engineers
3 actually. Bike lane, emergency/public lane and truck bypass lane.
"If a car touches the roundabout the game crashes." This is an accurate representation of American drivers when faced with roundabouts.
whats funny is GPS's a majority of the time, for highway roundabouts, will just send you CONSTANTLY going around them, until you make an executive decision to figure shit out yourself.
My source is us... me and my brother... he was the driver, and I was staring at the GPS baffled... it then, told us to take a road... *and then turn fucking back around to the god damn roundabout...*
@@Laughing_Dragon >a majority of the time
I have literally never encountered that, nor have i ever heard that from a single other person. Kinda sounds like a specific location/GPS issue
I've been in an American roundabout and I can confirm the universe exploded
@@declanbennett1085 well I'm sure for YOU it was that way, and for many others, but any time I've talked about roundabouts with family, friends, or coworkers, a few times people who were customers at the store I work at, people get a bit of a stare, and comment on it lol.
True, although I’ve been driving roundabouts since forever. They’ve always been a thing in my town, but still people do not understand them.
I LOVE the 1 hour commute to my job that’s 5 min by foot
peak america
My commute is 40 minutes no traffic, 1hr20min with traffic, 11 hours by foot.
The American system can't be working as intended
@@charlesb-b993 damn Skippy if we aren't the best at everything to show you all what's up then the world would be boring!
Okay, but going on foot means having to go frogger across the street, is it worth the risk?
@@MorkandGork you're the best in everything except treating your citizens decently
My father is a civil engineer. Designs roads, bridges, and you guessed it, highways.
A few months ago I decided to ask him how work has been-- It's not something I inquire about much, and I was curious. So imagine my disbelief when he starts talking about how he recently went to a meeting where there was discussion of one of the other divisions in the company being tasked to add another lane onto one of those massive Texas highways.
To say I popped off would be an understatement, because this meme has lived-rent free in my head for YEARS. Then I had to explain to my (reasonably) confused father why I was so excited about a new development for a highway in a state I have never been to, hahaha.
I thank your father for his work on a highway I've probably spent too much time on.
Highways are the bane of my urban planner life so I feel this
Me and my family were driving home from bakersfield and even he questioned what idiot designed a lane that goes only right on an intersection while still having a lane on the right ahead of the intersection that goes forward
Alright, this is legit freaky. Yesterday, I was recommended Reggie's 'Guns Shoot Cars' video in FO4. One of the top comments was the 'civil engineers quit building lanes...' joke, and in the replies, I saw a very similar story.
Turns out it was you! Five months ago, you told part of this story, and now, either by chance or the whims of the algorithm, I find your telling of the rest just a day later.
What are the odds?!
Oh thank god
Valefisk accidentally recreates Mumbai: Far too many lanes, massive traffic jams, debilitating smog, wild dogs wandering the streets...
No horn honking, though
valefisk recreates sao paulo
"Is that the WALL-E trash fields?"
"Oh, that's Central Park."
- Actual New York dialogue
New York? More like New Salem Heights!!
Tell me you've never been without saying it....
central park is very well-maintained, green, and pretty though...?
@@flatwizards I suspect some of you are unfamiliar with the concept of this thing called a joke.
new york but replace a certain letter with a certain letter
r/shityskylines is unironically my favourite subreddit
R*dditor
You have given me something to do for the next 2 hours. Thank you friend
Vale having to undo your fixes is just really funny to me😂
True
I want to see Vale's city with your fixes now
Campaign for North Africa just a week away guys!!! Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week Just one more week
Omfg I'm so hyped
I am so happy about this information
tell valefisk to make a Campaign for North Africa video on April 1st and its just him twerking in monkee suit for 5 seconds OR for long enough to get midroll adds to bonus the insult
they've been playing campaign for north africa this whole time trust
@@cloner-st5vd 5 seconds of twerking on monke suit, 9:55 seconds of black screen
29:02 I think there’s an “in-universe” explanation for this: in order to do any substantial amount of road maintenance the city must conduct the fucking purge to clear the roads because only violence or the threat of violence can stop the flood of cars
Fun fact: Trains doing a 3-point-turn is actually a real thing. It looks like a triangle and works exactly how you think it does. It takes up less space than a turnaround track and is less complex than a turntable. I've actually driven through one, and it seems like it isn't very widely used and mostly for older slower trains, as you have to take it really slowly.
It's actually called a wye
One time on City Skylines 1, I had a pretty decent city, but the traffic was absolutely horrendous. I realized that, when downloading a bunch of car models, I had accidentally added an Amish horse and buggy. It had a max speed of 10mph.
That is absolutely amazing. The most realistic traffic sim I've ever heard of.
How does that even happen 😭
Pennsylvania traffic simulator
@@angelvu He got the "Pennsylvania Experience" model pack.
"amish horse and buggy" THE HORSE IS AMISH??
Like it or not, this is what the true American Dream looks like.
rare justin y sighting 2024
its hims
Bro finally left ketamine rehab
The goat
Justin!! Haven't seen you around for a while, was wondering if you were still kickin!!! Good to see you're still with us man.
Can't believe you got live footage of Toronto's 401 highway 30 years from now. Soon, all of Ontario will be a highway
And parkinglots.
@@raiderthe1 The two will not be meaningfully distinguishable
It would be a marked improvement.
I just loved driving 3h to get somewhere that would only have taken 1 by ttc(when it works and isn't being fixed)(which is never)
The Don Valley Parking lot my belovedn't
This reminds me of a city my dad made one time where everyone's houses and their workplaces were on opposite ends of a massive park, and the only way to commute every day was to take a path through the park that had about 20 toll booths. I think it was his most financially lucrative city ever.
This is one of those videos that crosses the language barrier. Just relies on pure visuals, plus the cackling laughter
and Robert Moses wept, knowing he found his legacy continued
And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
and los angeles wept, knowing it had no more grass left to pave
And Paradox wept, knowing there were no more DLC to sell
Nah if this was Rob Moses' legacy there'd be more racism
Most obscure reference
i like how its 48 minutes satire on inefficient transportation and 2 minutes of a dogmeat conspiracy
I just clicked on this video because the title sounded like a niche meme and that intrigued me. I still have no idea what’s going on, but I have to admit, y’all have me hooked.
And 1 minute of shilling
Reminds me of that one driver's ed exam question that was a diagram of an interchange with "Who goes first?" and someone commented "Everyone all at once, but watch out"
Furry 💀
Was it south asian driver exam? 😂
based furry
@@GeneralKenobi69420 Imposter! We all know jedis are not ones of hate. That is for the Sith
@@MauveDash Not to mention that a fair few Jedi are literally furry bait.
So this is what "the american dream" means. As a European I never understood it but now i finally do. Truly the nation of all time.
the craziest part is learning about the how 1970s train companies went bankrupt or the Denver streetcar strike of 1920 because of the 5 cent fare and wages
"The Denver streetcar strike of 1920 was a labor action and series of urban riots in downtown Denver, Colorado, beginning on August 1, 1920, and lasting six days.Seven were killed [1] and 50 were seriously injured in clashes among striking streetcar workers, strike-breakers, local police, federal troops"
"Early in the company's history, they competed against other corporations for the public's patronage. Denver Tramway expanded aggressively and by 1895 had bought or driven its competitors out of business. In that year Thomas S. McMurry was elected mayor after campaigning against the city's public service corporations and demanding a portion of their profits."
Denver_streetcar_strike_of_1920 look that up
"“Five Cents or Nothing” societies formed all over Denver. On January 2, 1919, Five Cents or Nothing protests turned violent. When streetcar crews attempted to collect the seven-cent fare, angry mobs numbering in the thousands threw crewmen from the trains, breaking train windows, and setting streetcar equipment ablaze. Dewey Bailey, municipal Safety and Excise Commissioner, refused to deploy police in sufficient numbers to disperse the mob."
like people thing it's the auto company, no like way no sometimes it's literally just the consumers, people didn't want to pay 7 cents from 5 cents
Ur funty
Oh, if we’re truly “the nation of all time”, then how do we have over 750 military bases, being present in almost every country in the world? Thats right, we’re spying on people we probably shouldn’t care about right now! This is where all our tax money going! Yep! Like to see YOU do that! Maybe try to raise national debt as much as US and then we can talk.
It's called the American *dream* because you have to be foaming at the mouth with mercury poisoning to believe it.
My favorite thing is when they made an ai that determines the most optimum way to cross the United States. It came up with essentially a massive bus system that didn’t deviate from its designated routes. So trains, the ai invented passenger trains
So I went to read the comments under that r/shittyskylines post, and the funniest joke of this entire video is how those guys are genuinely BEWILDERED by vale's city
Most of them seem to not even know who Vale is, which is comical
I gotta know the name of that post. Is it in the subreddit for the second one?
"how does i fix traffic i added more lane it dont go??"
@@andrewgreenberg1862
What I did was search up the subreddit r/shittyskylines, and looked at the top posts of the past month, and it was there
He's just on another level of shtposting
You need to get Not Just Bikes to review your city. Lets see what he has to say when he sees the solution to traffic.
you trying to give him a heart attack?
NJB found dead watching a cities skylines video
This comment is a hate crime
I want to see any urbanism channel watch this.
@@dialga4688 Like *@AdamSomething.*
I used to have nightmares when i was a kid that looked just like this city. unironically reliving childhood trauma. thanks Vale.
me too
My worst nightmares played in parking garages that had backroom vibes
@@XDarkGreyX For me, this is the traffic equivalent of the nightmares I have when I'm stressing about rent. Somehow the same apartment every time, whose layout doesn't make any sense or conform to any laws of physics
This is like a perpetual motion machine: every time you think you’ve got it, you need just one more gear
“To reach your exit, please careen across 84+ lanes of traffic.”
Can you believe it? Campaign for North Africa, just a lane away!
99% of board game players quit just before winning campaign for North Africa
I was so disappointed to learn that the so called 26 lane road was just 6 lanes in each direction with a set of lanes for high occupancy and access lanes. Thankfully Valefisk is here to bring the true 20 lane roads that America deserves.
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This one is dedicated to Berry. Fly high big man.
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i was 100% not prepared for the Berry conspiracy
A whole new meaning to "I can't make it to work today" when it literally takes you more than a day to get to commute to work.
12:10
"What is central park made out of?"
"Landfill :)"
"yummers :3"
You’ve finally replicated the pedestrian experience my grandparents had on their way to and from school.
What about the meter of snow, even in the summer?
I have been recently binging the game recently too. In my foolish European mindset i build a lot of public transport and still have traffic. Thank you for showing me the light of the blessed American Traffic Engineers.
Satisfactory taught me that i can fix any problem by just stacking more stuff vertically. So just build a second road above the first road and then build a third road above the second road and continue until the problem is fixed.
He should sloop the side roads so twice as many cars fit in each lane
I actually done that to this game and Theo Town
It works surprisingly better, but more costly
That's how texas does it's highways lmao
* conveyor belt tornado intensifies *
"Three layers of stroad"
"vomit-noise"
Amazing LMFAO
Remember, no matter how many lanes there are, only two lanes actually get off the road.
the thing is, induced demand is a real thing up until you reach the point where every person who could conceivably use the road has their own dedicated lane!
8. billion. lanes. Just as Eisenhower intended
@@ArbeitZero so doing just a bit of math, that highway would contain 16 billion lanes, since it would go both ways. the standard high speed limit road lane where i live is about 12 feet wide (which is some number in km, i'm sure) and so that would be about 192 million feet, or 36.36 million miles wide.
the closest distance between earth and venus is about 24 million miles apart, so you could easily walk across the street to get to venus! mars is about 38 million so youd still have to go off onto one of the 16 billion lane off-ramps to get to the side street to mars, unfortunately.
@@ScurrilousSpadesWell if everyone has their own dedicated lane, it doesn't need to go both ways
@@midn8588 what a beautiful thing to say
@@midn8588 Your hired!
"Next up: Air Pollution"
Just one more tree...
Next up: water
@@ThePlecoPalJust one more drop...
Next up: homelesness
@@whothefrickareyou8106Just one more tent…
Next up: oil
2:20 Vale to Novel: "I'm undoing your fixes because they actually solve the problem, my content doesn't exist if it all works correctly."
I had to pause the video from laughing.
"Just add one more lane." - Every US highway architect ever
Adam Something in the distance is feeling a disturbance in the force.
Most watchers quit one video away from when campaign to north africa releases
*one week away
Can you believe it? Just one week away :)
hello everyone welcome to several hours of work- how many videos (playing the game/major speaking role/was shown in the initial names shot, not including the co-op horror video essay) have all of vale's friends been in, of the last 57 videos. i'm almost certain i missed some people though, so if you have corrections let me know
Vale- all 57 of them
Lynx- 30
chamber- 29
Solll- 28
Novel- 26
maivi- 25
aiden (candy)- 25
Teddy- 24
Dyno- 22
Pedejo- 12
Virtrial- 12
Jan- 10
Sylvia Temod- 9
Dom- 6
Wes- 6
rue- 5
Scutch- 4
sam- 2
Spiff- 2
What videos was spiff in
Pedejo has only been in 12 tied with Virtrial? i swear i hear his name like way more. also Jan has only been in 10? Man im all over the place
Wow! I can't believe Vale is in all of Vale's videos! He must be a great friend of Vale!
Can we get a Chamber only video?
I'm surprised spiff is so low but I guess the videos he is in are very spread out
"B-But why not just use bus-"
**Gets shot**
-Big oil was here.
cause not that will actually fixed traffic.
Buses also use oil though
@@TheSkyGuy77 but they use way less oil per person
@blablabla798
They don't care how the oil is used, as long as someone is buying it.
@@TheSkyGuy77 but they're buying less
Valefisk is the final boss of sandbox game stress-testing. We need an award every year for the game that holds up best to Vale attempting to play it.
I love how the subtitles add so many little smiley faces. It gives the traffic nightmare such an innocent charm.
CNA just a week away!!!!
He can't keep getting away with this
Can you believe it guys?
@@gooper3644Yes🤑🤑🤑🤑
He just needs one more lane
Came here to comment the same thing jjsbgkfbe
It fills me with pride to see my home town mentioned in this video. Long live the West Edmonton Mall parking lot
It always socks me to remember we just have a massive mall in the middle of alberta
All hail WEM parking lot. That mall is surreal
Only 40 lanes in a suburb?
If I don't need binoculars to see my neighbors across the street then the road isn't big enough for the insane throughput that a residential suburb produces. MOAR LANE
i just wanna say i really like the editing on this, especially showing images of references people are making in case some viewers don't get it
8:07 the fact you called it "New New York" at 5:37 makes it even better cause that's what the city in the episode is called
This is impressive Vale; you've almost matched the Chinese infrastructure planners when they created the 50-lane highway that merges into four lanes!
My favorite highway
I sadly learned that it's a four lane highway that splits into 25 toll booths. It's just that the toll booths were double stuffed due to holiday traffic. Houston's Katy Freeway still holds the claim for most deranged infrastructure planners... For now.
@@Quicksilvir Damn, there goes another internet misconception.
In that case:
This is impressive Vale; you’ve almost matched Houston infrastructure planners when they created the Katy Freeway in Texas!
@@Quicksilvir they'll for sure keep that title
@@Quicksilvir american patriots rejoice, for your country is still #1 in shitty infrastructure 🎉🎉
You made an ACTUAL Cyberpunk Dystopia, it's amazing.
central park looks like the dump outside of Night City
The line between visionary genius and deranged madman is a thin hard to define line, but you sir clearly walk the line like a tightrope.
He's using the line like a skipping rope.
@@lawlesslunkor he snorted it... probably how he comes up with these
The roads with an extravagant amount of lanes is reminiscent of Lego road baseplates
I love how novel good enough at the game to go “yea change this, that, that over there, this thing here and your traffic is fixed” and it’s so effective you to have to undo it all to make the video 😂
I think Vale is the person who made the megastructure in "blame!".
the city WILL grow larger, human.
Vale is a Silicon Lifeform confirmed
the AI builders were trained on his Cities Skylines saves
Super impressive to scale model of Houston, Texas in City Skylines!
“If a car goes on the roundabout, the game will crash”
>Unpauses the game, I am immediately hit by an ad
youtube tries to put ads in transitions, so since the screen turned black there it gives an ad
>checks game featured
this is the best 49 minutes GI footage ever
Hospitals send out 20 ambulances to a car accident because some don't come back alive. 💀💀💀
these are genuinely amazing dystopian vibes. the lack of human centric approach, better=more, shades of gray everywhere. genuinely amazing
I don't know how, but Vale somehow managed to create some sort of urban planning eldritch horror.
The fucking Allmost Meat dog conspiracy was the funniest shit considering that that was purely just the game being broken so much and the fact that it's just an actual normal asset in the game.
One day those fuckers at Damien Bite will be brought to justice for what they did to Berry and Ace.
I clicked on this thinking it would be a deep video essay
I love how the vanilla traffic setup for this game codifies the jersey slide, it’s like the AI and road system just does not have the concept of matching lanes when you turn, like the furthest left lane turns into the furthest left lane. Also how it seems to think U-turns in the middle of the street are acceptable, and those two together make an absolute mess.
43:19 - [Data is showing that people are dying more than usual. The reason might be an increase in road accidents.]
38:00 not gonna talk about how that ambulance swerved from nothing?
the dead patient reanimated, just an average occurrence in new york
@@Nothing-1w3The rats'll do that to ya
as an Edmontonian, the worlds largest parking lot is the most interesting part of this city
you forgot to mention the best part, that you still end up driving around looking for parking at wem
This is "Let's Game it Out" levels of cursed right here, and I love it! XD
I come for a Valefisk video and instead I get footage of the weekly Texas Department of Transportation meeting what is this
Vale accepting a sponsor by Genshin is a sign he has finally gone insane
Him or Genshin?
@@natetwehues2428
Yes
Finally?
I'll wait until he gets sponsored by AFK arena
Being a motorcyclist on that 40 lane stroad that's backed up to hell must be terrifying.
38:04 I think the ambulance driver just had a psychotic break.
The funny thing about West Edmonton Mall having supposedly one of the biggest parking lots is that, having worked there, during the christmas season staff had to show up 30-45 minutes early for their shift because they STILL couldn't find parking.
51 seconds of not hearing vale speak, truly a good valefisk video
We don't need 15 minute cities we need 15 lane in each direction cities
15 minute accross the road cities.
Note: i mean 15 minutes walking no waiting included
"Most of the cities trash ends up in Central Park."
Vale unintentionally making an accurate depiction of Central Park.
4:41 Finally, a game where I can experience what it's like to live in the universe of Frogger!
Coming soon to an American city near you 😂
This comment is only funny if you think they are talking about the overwatch streamer Frogger
Where's the river with logs and crocodiles?
The fact I now come to your videos thinking "What has he done now?" Is a testament to your cursed efforts, Vale.
The Italians needed just one more lane to win in Campaign for north Africa
"It's like Colorado" I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONLY WALK 7 MILES TO GET TO KING SOOPERS ALRIGHT
All these dogs remind me of a game called "Dog's Life" for PS2 where you play as a dog & eventually discover that an evil woman is turning dogs into processed cat food in an evil dissecting factory
Isn't there another game on like the wii about being a poodle in post apocalyptic new york?
@@dr.cheeze5382 WHAT
@dr.cheeze5382 if it's what I'm thinking it is it was a pomeranian in shibuya Japan
@@andreasutton2902 I knew I had it wrong! I just couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked.
What's the name?
@@dr.cheeze5382 Tokyo Jungle
jokes on vale, this is just an average day in atlanta, except these roads dont have potholes
I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME MY RIBS HURT!!
I come back to this video any time I feel really sad. It makes me laugh at least for a while!
When I saw the title and thumbnail I was expecting this to be a video essay about why adding more lanes doesn't fix traffic
I love the Mines of Moria that definitely exist canonically in real life NYC
"Let's keep adding lanes. That'll fix the traffic problem!" I didn't know Valefisk worked for the Texas Department of Transportation
the fact this was built before the city was even populated makes it much more realistic
I love the Not-just-Bikes-esque intro card
I auto played to this video and went, “there’s only one man who is insane enough to do this”. Absolute legend
Best part about shopping at West Edmonton Mall is not being able to find a GOD DAMNED PARKING SPOT! It's a nightmare every time.
the title card and the concept itself feels like a NotJustBikes April Fools' special, love it
0:30 *cries* ITS BEAUTIFUL.
The clip of the red smart car drifting so dramatically while red shit glitches around its static wheels actually made me laugh so hard it hurt the first time I watched it and also the dozen times I rewatched it
As a Michigander, the car AI being heavily reliant on performing U turns to get around makes my physically ill .
7:43 It's like a runway! Every time you pass it you're gonna get judged and the other vehicles will honk because ur vehicle is cool.
17:38 A plane going through a tower in a city called New York is very worrying.
as a Midwesterner I can confirm that this is what Houston looks like
For Houston it actually kinda works and traffic isn't as egregious as metropolitan areas can be but we will eventually start feeling it once the other half of california/new york's population finishes moving here.
1:12 I love how the bars come down like when you enter a new section in Halo CE
"Shut up and get behind me... Sir."
Can confirm the west Edmonton mall parking lot is absolutely massive
You need to submit this to Biffa’s Skylines traffic fixes