Dude can you stop spreading lie's. Hitler died long ago . But 50 years ago in Argentina I had the pleasure of meeting that nice man . He was the most wisest and kindest man ever . He May have died but his granddaughter Gal Gadot and his son Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive and they would be very upset if you tell lie's about their dead family members. So stop it .
@@bingboompow8861 2008 also had macbook pro and iphone 3gs camera quality which was about 100x better than this. This is more like 90s or early 00s regular video quality.
He knows other men are better than him, so he lashes out and is bitter at his own gender's peers. He knows other women won't openly judge him the same way, thinks they're more polite that way
I like when Chris basically confesses to his closet homosexual tendencies. Like when he said if he feels tempted to stray from the straight path he'd watch porn. So he has to force himself to be straight when he sees a hot dude.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Chris Chan the virgin? I thought not. It's not a story the normal web would tell you. It's an internet legend. Chris Chan was a Lol Cow of the Internet, so cringy and so un-self aware that he tried to use his videos to influence the sexuality of internet denizens... Ironic, he thought that he could prevent people on the internet from being gay, but not himself.
I feel the same way dude, and Chris Chan has taught me what not to do when it comes to getting a girlfriend. I'm gonna make this my motto: whatever Chris does, do the opposite and you're more likely to make something of yourself
I like how he says we don’t need to see women in a bikini or in the nude to appreciate them but then immediately pulls out a Play Boy magazine and says “We can thank Play Boy for showing us how great women are”
I know the shirt is actually blue-red-yellow but due to the PSI’s weird colors it makes it look like a trans flag patter which is wonderful foreshadowing
Commander_Ninja while solid Chris is great I think there's serious potential in Punished Christine's future with the whole soon to be in a home or homeless thing
Agreed. It is just annoying when you go about your day then suddenly your male friend starts a war. All I can ever think is "Again? I just finished a war last week."
I know, right! I'm just minding my own buisness, hanging out with my male friends, when my buddy Hirohito tries to yeet America's Pacific fleet! Like, come on dude, wasn't Korea enough?
"...rude, crude and inconsiderate... Causing wars and such" I've never understood where that comes from. Did CWC hang out with Henry Kissinger or what?
Now the current events make sense... _*puts on tinfoil hat_ 🤔 Chris used to hang with deep state guys... he was overjoyed when he got his "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton... 🤔he was a serious Clinton supporter... the troll that recorded him, Isabella Loretta Janke's parents are glowies...🤔 Chris uncovered evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton... 🧐Chris has been framed... 😲I'm getting this in early - Chris Chan didn't Epstein himself...
"causing wars and such..." See that's where he went wrong, he was hanging out with army generals and multi-billionaire weapons manufacturing corporate administrators.
Chris has the mentality of a child. He thinks the trolls think he is actually gay and that's why they're calling him that, so he makes a definitive video to debunk it. Telling u that's how he thinks
Dude, lets not even joke about this. we ALL know he's playing the part of a "Lesbian" in hopes of finding some Lesbian who is into SJW Shit, who will Pity Fuck him. its not about him actually being LGBTQWhatever, he's 100% doing it to get the Duck in a Pond. *ANY* Pond.
Every CWC video I watch, I always mentally compare him to his news bit where he was a kid and won the Sonic contest. Man, it's like the same kid but grotesque and alien. I can't belive it took me until like early 2017 to find this guy.
The entire Chris Chan saga is a trip. Sometimes I can't believe that this isn't some elaborate ruse, and Chris isn't some comic GENIUS put here to make us laugh. I swear, there's a little part of him that channels humor into his monologues, intentional or not. Shame about the incest stuff
All I hear is So Need A Cute Girl, running through my head while his life timeline flys by in all it’s hilarity, sadness, and angry, which honestly makes me really emotional for some reason even though i really hate Chris, and don’t feel for him much at all, but it’s just bittersweet i guess, and i swear all i see is him sitting in his room in the dark at peace, and not angry, and a wreck, but it wasn’t meant to last.
Well, his gal-pals were from the late 90s early 00s, different time period, then girls could be your friends and fuck, except in his case they only befriended him out of pity.
I am an academic and have some dank similar friends. I low key should publish a paper called "The Modern Day Oedipus: A Historical Retrospective on the Most Documented Human of all Time."
Some Physiologist needs to do a full thesis on Chris Chan, there's so much to unpick and actually knowledge to learn on how to help people and avoid more Chris Chans.
@@majorpeepo Megan was a girl he met at the game place when he played Yu Gi Oh and he kept touching her and shit despite her making it very clear that she wanted to be just friends and that his behavior was inappropriate. As it happened to many of his other "heartsweets" Chris featured Megan in his Sonichu comics making her a Sailor Moon type of hero to impress her since she liked the series and to live out his fantasy of them being a couple. Shit hit the fan when Chris posted a bunch of drawings of him and a bunch of characters from his comics engaging in hetero sex to prove he's not gay, one of those drawings was of him fingering a brunette's pussy while giving a thumbs up to the camera and smiling, and people accused him of drawings incest art (foreshadowing) because the female character looked like Chris' made up fictional sister Crystal, but he cleared that up declaring the girl in the picture to actually be Megan. When Megan got wind of this she was obviously not happy and cut off all contacts with him, with Chris not understanding why it was such a big deal, and tried to calm her down by pointing out to porn sites as if her being scandalised at porn was the issue, and even going so far as to say that it was better that he drew that picture because it stopped him from doing "something dumb" in his own words, and Chris' family were convinced she was involved in future trolling because that's the kind of enabling bustards those people are.
@paulohernanndizz3506 I get us christorians are all kinda autostoc about this shit, but don't be a gatekeeper, if someone doesn't know what's happening you either explain it in excruciating detail and wait for the horrified reactions or point them to the comprehensive history docu series by GenoSamuel.
"And not just the women ive drawn but even women im only acquainted with i still care about them, i care about the woman" Spends the next entire decade drawing homicidal rage comics about killing an old lady for taking away his shitty sign
That's your Genetics and Primal Instinct telling you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. cause let me tell ya, if he'll Rape his Mom, he'll have *NO ISSUE* Raping you.
Majority of those whove crossdressed are straight. Being effeminate doesnt determine sexuality. Some do question themselves in their youth because they are not as sexually matured as their peers and because they are subject to ridicule and suggestions from their peers. Many kids go through a phase where they sense that they are different from others or alien to their environment. Chris's situation seems to highten these minor issues because with his condition he has trouble developing and adjusting naturally.
Every single Chris Chan creation has that vibe. Look at the PaRappa video, the sonichu cosplay video. Hell, just look at the middle school quality comic he shat out.
Chris's guy pal Alexander the Great was close with him till Chris found out he was gay. Legend has it Chris killed Alexander by putting a shitty coffee machine with too long of an extension chord inside his house, burning it down.
5:53 - Chris ruins another pair of underwear, right as he's saying 'outgoing' and ends up saying 'out comes...' You can see him trying to hold it in for a full minute before he gives in, trying to talk and maintain the clenched cheeks simultaneously is too much for the poor guy.
@@snessi_land He refused to wear them, tho, despite the fact that a doctor recommended them. He told his mom 'no way' cuz they're for babies. Meanwhile, his mom flipped out cuz she had to wash all of his poopy underwear and pants. That must've been gross as hell
Holy shit, he really is pooping himself there. You can see him struggling to speak and maintain sphincter control at the same time, and he halfteartedly fights the losing battle until he final embraces it and breathes deep with a sigh of pleasure...
I love and hate how Chris at one moment talks like he is this deep guy who loves women for their personalities then next fantasies about their bodies on camera.
![เปิด อาณาจักร หมื่นล้าน "สาระตั้ม" l [Nickynachat]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XE0nPF4YkQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"The female species."
That is how Chris Chan appreciates women.
He just tries to sound intelligent but fails
Sgt. Pinecone Right! He just throws a bunch of big words he doesn't understand together and hopes for the best.
He respects more women than any man.
As does most of 4chan.
Respect whamen!
he loved women so much he became one.
Mr. Chup0n A true gentlemen
Not even close
He had been misandrist his whole life, and he transitioned because he also hated himself as a male.
I think he just liked the silky feeling of his pickle in barb's panties
In his (yes, his) autistic mind, he believes that he can't get a gf, he'll simply become his own gf.
"I understand the woman" greatest quote ever
Chris Chan knows de wae.
Chris Chan understuns da wuminz.
He understood women in the same sense as he understood the concept of copyright, which suffice to say was not at all.
I think he's referring to Barbara
@@richardfan7157 sweet burning home, Virginia
@DeltaGem Nobody does pal.
I was acquainted with hitler once. He definitely turned me off, because he was rude, crude, and inconsiderate. Causing wars and such.
Correction; he turned you off most of the times, not always.
He tried to warn us....
Dude can you stop spreading lie's. Hitler died long ago . But 50 years ago in Argentina I had the pleasure of meeting that nice man . He was the most wisest and kindest man ever . He May have died but his granddaughter Gal Gadot and his son Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive and they would be very upset if you tell lie's about their dead family members. So stop it .
found norm's burner
Was he?
I really love how his old videos are all piss yellow in quality
The Playstation Eye camera having low resolution was a blessing in disguise considering what Chris is like in HD.
@@toastoncheese4348 Didnt even know it was a Playstation Eye Camera lol, thought it was some shitty camcorder
Truly nostalgic tbh. Classic 2008-2009 video style / quality
@@bingboompow8861 2008 also had macbook pro and iphone 3gs camera quality which was about 100x better than this. This is more like 90s or early 00s regular video quality.
@@env0x but Chris is a Sony-PS holic so he preferred their products over cheaper, better ones
"I've had only a few male acquaintances, and they definitely turned me off, the majority of them".
So that means there were some exceptions, huh?
Hahaha I thought the same thing!
Oh Chris.. ya should've came out of the closet.
He knows other men are better than him, so he lashes out and is bitter at his own gender's peers. He knows other women won't openly judge him the same way, thinks they're more polite that way
I like when Chris basically confesses to his closet homosexual tendencies. Like when he said if he feels tempted to stray from the straight path he'd watch porn. So he has to force himself to be straight when he sees a hot dude.
Bro he's handing out gobbies now lmao
Somehow Chris Chan manages to be sexist against both men and women
Most sexists are like that.
Based
Wonder how Chris-Chan feels about Nonbinary’s though?
True chad...
That’s called misanthropy
Ironic.
He could save others from homosexuality, but not himself.
Radi0-Voice It’s an old internet legend.
He guides others to a treasure he cannot possess
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Chris Chan the virgin? I thought not. It's not a story the normal web would tell you. It's an internet legend. Chris Chan was a Lol Cow of the Internet, so cringy and so un-self aware that he tried to use his videos to influence the sexuality of internet denizens... Ironic, he thought that he could prevent people on the internet from being gay, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Hes a big guy
whenever i feel like i’ll be single forever i just remember “at least i dont say shit like ‘the female species’”
that's generally a good way to be
Or say “boobies...China’s and then moan while saying gorgeous”
69 likes >:)
I feel the same way dude, and Chris Chan has taught me what not to do when it comes to getting a girlfriend. I'm gonna make this my motto: whatever Chris does, do the opposite and you're more likely to make something of yourself
@@lauchlinyurchuk1301 K, I'll get started on the production of the "Pikahog" novels immediately.
I like how he says we don’t need to see women in a bikini or in the nude to appreciate them but then immediately pulls out a Play Boy magazine and says “We can thank Play Boy for showing us how great women are”
*the female species
@Metaph 😂 😂 🤣
@Metaph He's married to a man and a woman
Thank barb
@@phoenix5948 0
I know the shirt is actually blue-red-yellow but due to the PSI’s weird colors it makes it look like a trans flag patter which is wonderful foreshadowing
And this is the guy who stares at a Sailor Moon poster so remind himself to "Stay Straight".
@Jfoe13 hi
poster of a child
his mom standing in front of him
lmao gay
it helped keep him straight
I miss Classic Chris-Chan
Commander_Ninja me 2
The pussy slit ruined the whole saga
Commander_Ninja while solid Chris is great I think there's serious potential in Punished Christine's future with the whole soon to be in a home or homeless thing
YoDa BaKi nah homeless chris would off himself in 10 seconds flat
YoDa BaKi maybe but all those issues have involved him being inside a house. Take away his house and chris has nothing
Don't you just hate it when your male friends start wars?
Agreed. It is just annoying when you go about your day then suddenly your male friend starts a war. All I can ever think is "Again? I just finished a war last week."
I know, right! I'm just minding my own buisness, hanging out with my male friends, when my buddy Hirohito tries to yeet America's Pacific fleet! Like, come on dude, wasn't Korea enough?
1v1 on cod search and destroy
no riot shield and no noob tube
As a friend of a man named Hitler, it is very relatable.
@@marxistmarinebiologist314 kanye get off the internet havent you embarrassed yourself enough?
"...rude, crude and inconsiderate... Causing wars and such"
I've never understood where that comes from. Did CWC hang out with Henry Kissinger or what?
I always come back for this comment LMAO
Chris has mentioned liking Monty Python, and MP has a song about Kissinger, so you might actually have a point.
That sounded so gay
Chris always hated men. His dad is probably the only man he ever really liked.
Now the current events make sense... _*puts on tinfoil hat_ 🤔 Chris used to hang with deep state guys... he was overjoyed when he got his "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton... 🤔he was a serious Clinton supporter... the troll that recorded him, Isabella Loretta Janke's parents are glowies...🤔 Chris uncovered evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton... 🧐Chris has been framed... 😲I'm getting this in early - Chris Chan didn't Epstein himself...
"causing wars and such..."
See that's where he went wrong, he was hanging out with army generals and multi-billionaire weapons manufacturing corporate administrators.
Who doesn't dude, they throw the best parties
@@lonewolfandcub668I don't know man , they bring 13 year old strippers on those parties
Last time I checked, most people don't go around constantly telling everyone that they are straight.
Get this, CWC is “Bi” now. He likes men. Pickle man won.
Why am I not shocked by this?
No he got tricked by the pickleman again
I thought he still hates men?
CHRIS IS STRAIGHT, WE GUARANTEE!
He's just mindfucked from the Idea Guys still
"But I digress with holding a Playboy."
Great quote xD
As if playboy respects women 😂
"Hey guys, I'm STRAIGHT, and I'm going to spend almost 10 whole minutes in detail trying to explain why I'm definitely straight."
Chris has the mentality of a child. He thinks the trolls think he is actually gay and that's why they're calling him that, so he makes a definitive video to debunk it. Telling u that's how he thinks
This aged like fine milk
You bet
You don't even know.
More like Fanta laced with semen
Dude, lets not even joke about this. we ALL know he's playing the part of a "Lesbian" in hopes of finding some Lesbian who is into SJW Shit, who will Pity Fuck him. its not about him actually being LGBTQWhatever, he's 100% doing it to get the Duck in a Pond. *ANY* Pond.
@@hipsterelephant2660 omg LOL
“Most of my friends in my life have been female.” And he sexually harassed every single one of them.
I guess that proves hes straight
Every CWC video I watch, I always mentally compare him to his news bit where he was a kid and won the Sonic contest.
Man, it's like the same kid but grotesque and alien. I can't belive it took me until like early 2017 to find this guy.
Ironic that in a video titled "I Am Straight" every word and mannerism proves the exact opposite.
And a straight guy wouldn't make tons of videos proving he's straight.
Demon Rantz lol true. It's protesting too much.
+Holden Ryan That's Chris Chan for yah
Demon Rantz Yup, the master of subtlety.
He now identifies as a female lesbian.
The entire Chris Chan saga is a trip. Sometimes I can't believe that this isn't some elaborate ruse, and Chris isn't some comic GENIUS put here to make us laugh. I swear, there's a little part of him that channels humor into his monologues, intentional or not.
Shame about the incest stuff
That last line 😂
Fucking dead!
All I hear is So Need A Cute Girl, running through my head while his life timeline flys by in all it’s hilarity, sadness, and angry, which honestly makes me really emotional for some reason even though i really hate Chris, and don’t feel for him much at all, but it’s just bittersweet i guess, and i swear all i see is him sitting in his room in the dark at peace, and not angry, and a wreck, but it wasn’t meant to last.
Chris is actually hilarious, even when he’s not meaning to be. That video where he’s like trying to get a Manchester High reunion together is so good
@@gabebarbieri194 lol also the one where he insists RoseChu does NOT have a pickle!!!
4:48
"I would not hold a grudge against her"
Except he held a grudge on Megan for years and JUST recently got over and apologized to her
I think he still does. His recent post about how a pic of two guys making out reminded him of her and still wished to be with her.
i am straight : wearing a rainbow colored goodwill little boys shirt
knoxklay11 *Drinks his own semen in Fanta*
gay men dress better than that
The lightings weird, but i thought it was the trans flag lol
*ironic*
@@piperbarlow1672 don’t give them that much credit
His momma let him out of his cage again god damn it.
The moment he brings out the playboy is so incredibly funny
Change the channel
Chris doesn’t realise that having only female friends is usually a gay thing, thinks it’s the opposite
Well, his gal-pals were from the late 90s early 00s, different time period, then girls could be your friends and fuck, except in his case they only befriended him out of pity.
He has f@g hags
for a guy who only knows sterotypes he'd know that one
Lmao
chris chans male friends STARTED ACTUAL WARS
"i am straight".... the medallion disagrees.
He loved women so much, he did it with his mom
Gross.
@@gbbpainting243 ...but true 😔
Hey when she was in her 20s lol
@@lonewolfandcub668 Chris is Currently 40 but this video was made when he was in his mid to late 20s
I am an academic and have some dank similar friends. I low key should publish a paper called "The Modern Day Oedipus: A Historical Retrospective on the Most Documented Human of all Time."
Some Physiologist needs to do a full thesis on Chris Chan, there's so much to unpick and actually knowledge to learn on how to help people and avoid more Chris Chans.
If a kid even STARTS acting like Chris Chan, we should throw them from a Cliff and save everyone, especially the kid, the trouble.
did you mean psychologist?
@@definitelybrenna6978we need a whole staff of the top psychologists of the world
@@PolygonlinJust keep that kid from internet
I honestly think we should bother jordon peterson enough to do a psychological analysis of him
Chris: "I understand the ladies" Also Chris: *Proceeds to insist Megan after OBVIOUS signs of rejection"
Who's megan you mean Barbara?
@Paulo Hernanndizz or maybe I dont have to listen to what some random person on the internet has to say?
@paulohernanndizz3506o you think Barbara accepted Chris bussy
Edit: "?"
@@majorpeepo Megan was a girl he met at the game place when he played Yu Gi Oh and he kept touching her and shit despite her making it very clear that she wanted to be just friends and that his behavior was inappropriate.
As it happened to many of his other "heartsweets" Chris featured Megan in his Sonichu comics making her a Sailor Moon type of hero to impress her since she liked the series and to live out his fantasy of them being a couple.
Shit hit the fan when Chris posted a bunch of drawings of him and a bunch of characters from his comics engaging in hetero sex to prove he's not gay, one of those drawings was of him fingering a brunette's pussy while giving a thumbs up to the camera and smiling, and people accused him of drawings incest art (foreshadowing) because the female character looked like Chris' made up fictional sister Crystal, but he cleared that up declaring the girl in the picture to actually be Megan.
When Megan got wind of this she was obviously not happy and cut off all contacts with him, with Chris not understanding why it was such a big deal, and tried to calm her down by pointing out to porn sites as if her being scandalised at porn was the issue, and even going so far as to say that it was better that he drew that picture because it stopped him from doing "something dumb" in his own words, and Chris' family were convinced she was involved in future trolling because that's the kind of enabling bustards those people are.
@paulohernanndizz3506 I get us christorians are all kinda autostoc about this shit, but don't be a gatekeeper, if someone doesn't know what's happening you either explain it in excruciating detail and wait for the horrified reactions or point them to the comprehensive history docu series by GenoSamuel.
"I'm straight because most of my friends have been girls."
I don't know about you, but most of the gay guys I know mostly have female friends.
Well, almost all my friends are Female too, but mainly cause im a Womanizer lol..
you'd think that a guy who only knows stereotypes would know that one
@@Polygonlin I'd say getting friendzoned by every woman you meet is the opposite of being a womanizer
@@cm9241😂😂
@@Polygonlinif you consider yourself a “womanizer” you definitely aren’t lmao
"And not just the women ive drawn but even women im only acquainted with i still care about them, i care about the woman"
Spends the next entire decade drawing homicidal rage comics about killing an old lady for taking away his shitty sign
LOL YES! THIS!
And diddling his mum while being trolled by his worst ever troll, Isabella Loretta Janke.
Still better than being a weeaboo tho....I would think
It's funny to see these 8 year old comments predicting exactly how he acts in the present....
I know right
These people got the gift
i mean if you're gonna make videos about how straight you are then clearly something's up
Well, he _kinda_ proved he is attracted to women
In the worst way possible
Gosh every comment on here has aged so terribly it's hilarious
Panties flooding his email box after this one.
The way he closes his eyes sometimes scares the fuck out of me for some reason.
It makes me feel unconfortable.
Especially that thing at the end of the video like, what the hell was that about?
Reminds me of the cannibal Jamie Kennedy played on criminal minds.. I swear he based his mannerisms and voice off Chris
As it should
That's your Genetics and Primal Instinct telling you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. cause let me tell ya, if he'll Rape his Mom, he'll have *NO ISSUE* Raping you.
Shitting himself probably
I like how Chris refers to making babies as "Putting them together"
like his beloved pixelblocks
Legos
He really went from: 🚫🏳️🌈
To:🏳️🌈
Chris always was a closest case.
Just like society somehow
"my sweetheart search in the past... the long past."
Poor Chris.
denormal I mean he is poor
The love quest is complete
I always thought I was straight until I seen this. Now I ain't sure.
And he's currently a transgender cross dresser as of today.
Hmm...
Bobby Lambert trans =/= cross dressing
Though in Chris's case I'm not entirely sure which is the reality
Bobby Lambert he still only likes the girls. Christine is a trans lesbian now
Who'd have thought?!
Yeahhh he's SUPER straight.
Majority of those whove crossdressed are straight. Being effeminate doesnt determine sexuality. Some do question themselves in their youth because they are not as sexually matured as their peers and because they are subject to ridicule and suggestions from their peers. Many kids go through a phase where they sense that they are different from others or alien to their environment. Chris's situation seems to highten these minor issues because with his condition he has trouble developing and adjusting naturally.
Ever heard the tragedy of Chris Chan the wise? I thought not, it’s not a story you would usually hear.
There's only one and only real Christian Weston Chandler! This one is an impostor! His real name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!
This one always reminds me of like a 7th grader who does a class presentation on a topic that he had 2 weeks to prepare for, but didn't.
Every single Chris Chan creation has that vibe. Look at the PaRappa video, the sonichu cosplay video. Hell, just look at the middle school quality comic he shat out.
@@xPrecisionx Even back in middle school I was able to draw way better than him.
The guy sees porn as educational 🤣
It was the only way he got to see a vagoo for years, until he got into that Barbussy in his early 40s.
Hey! he was learning alot until he ended up in prison
I Am watching this video in 2016 on the day that Chris announced he has grown his own vagina.
Little Goblin What's the video called fam?
Your Waifu's best friend that's so fucked
I'm gonna fucking vomit blood. That's just, what even the fuck.
LMAO
@@zombyjanofrom 2024 it gets worse
Chris Chan isn't fooling anyone. He's so deep in the closet he's hiding in the toys with E.T.
Why did you have to be right
Wait, so Chris' guy friends started wars?
Sounds like some pretty awesome friends if you ask me.
Chris was heavily involved in the Nixon administration.
Karina McDaniels He was good friends with another artist, he unfortunately couldn't get into art academy...
His good pal Julius Caesar comes to mind
Chris's guy pal Alexander the Great was close with him till Chris found out he was gay. Legend has it Chris killed Alexander by putting a shitty coffee machine with too long of an extension chord inside his house, burning it down.
Chris Chan is friends with the Taliban.
He saw the beauty in his Mom, and understood her very well.
Ugghh what a sentence lmao. Masterfully worded to produce skin crawling
🤢🤢
3:05
"never gonna give you uuuuuuuhhhp"
Rickrolled
2009: "I AM STRAIGHT"
2019: Flirts with and considers starting a sexual relationship with Jacob Sockness.
2021: UH-OH.
@@ARedMagicMarker
What will 2022 bring?
lilahdog 568 Prison Saga
Out of those two nut cases, I honestly can’t tell who’s more demented.
He understood his mom a bit too hard
I'm curious who he met that has caused wars and such.
I am straight for my own mum
"I appreciate the inner beauty more than the outer beauty"
Yet you once wrote on your love sign "no real ugly women"
0:39 I like to think that all of Chris's male friends are just warlords
IDI AMINCHU
Simple Plan - Still Not Getting Any (China)
okay lesbian transwoman
"and still cant get any."
without paying for it (morally and monetarily)
Even hookers have their limits.
Henry Panfil where did you hear about this?
5:53 - Chris ruins another pair of underwear, right as he's saying 'outgoing' and ends up saying 'out comes...'
You can see him trying to hold it in for a full minute before he gives in, trying to talk and maintain the clenched cheeks simultaneously is too much for the poor guy.
Jesus, you're right.
He did have to wear adult diapers so I mean its plausible
@@snessi_land He refused to wear them, tho, despite the fact that a doctor recommended them. He told his mom 'no way' cuz they're for babies.
Meanwhile, his mom flipped out cuz she had to wash all of his poopy underwear and pants.
That must've been gross as hell
Holy shit, he really is pooping himself there. You can see him struggling to speak and maintain sphincter control at the same time, and he halfteartedly fights the losing battle until he final embraces it and breathes deep with a sigh of pleasure...
THANK YOU! I've been combing through the comments wondering "am I the only one who can see that he is CLEARLY shitting his pants this whole video!?!"
"but I digress beholding a Playboy"
"...and I understand the ladies..." --50 year old virgin, at age 26
I wonder how many times he shit himself making this.
Everytime he licks his lips.
bruh
This man makes more contradictions than the Prequel Trilogy
“Most of my friends in my life have been female.”
A real straight man don’t have friends.
Christine soo needs to be on the main cover of Playboy at least once!
And you don’t have to look any in them in the age or wrinkles to see the attra- the beauty in them.
Chris, confessing to Barb
"nobody transitions to become their mother," they all said
marshmallowbudgie idk psycho says differently
Yikes
@@constantinekorkousky3363 yeah that’s *YIKES* chief
this comment feels like an expired milk moment
More than that for chris
I agree. He's straight. He's a boy and his mom is a girl.
You know, he had me until he started saying “I understand the ladies” then calling them “the female species”
"Oh my. What a gentleman."
Is what Chris expected the girls to say.
3:06 Did Chris just rick roll us??
>uses Playboy magazine to show symbol for female empowerment
>says he's not gay
>wears a rainbow shirt, wears a sonichu medallion, watches anime, etc.
The Dark Shadowmeister Is anime inherently gay?
Ramen Lewdles Yes?
Little Goblin Naw some trolls manipulated him on a message board. Lol.
Ramen Lewdles yes
Avocado it's cause he's funny
This guy is stripped right out of an Austin Powers movie.
Austin could get laid tho
It's 2 AM, I'm on my bunk bed with my brother sleeping and I'm trying so hard not to laugh help
Remember boys, he understands the ladies (so much that he tried to be one)
“But I digress holding a playboy”
*The Definition of a Male Feminist*
@Robert Myers Apparently they like to keep it in the family.
@@Bone74838 those damn slanderous trolls!
@@Bryan_Kay There you go ;)
Classic ending of a male feminist too
0:34 “the majority of them” that implies some of them turn him on. Chris is the bisexy representation we need in the media
He just got picked up for being a sex offender
I love and hate how Chris at one moment talks like he is this deep guy who loves women for their personalities then next fantasies about their bodies on camera.
Then he ducked barb
He was 25 when this was recorded.. Let that sink in
"out side and inside" but you'll never be inside 😭
Oh he got inside alright.
This aged like Robert Chandler's rotting corpse .
I can imagine he came inside
"...TV-Y7..."
Say what you want, but his thinking is unique.
This is a certified TRUE and HONEST classic.
15 years later and this shit still cracks me up when I am high
Why would you smoke weed to this 💀
Does his parents hear this in the other room?
Nanashima I'm sure they do, but just don't care
WolfAnarchyVonCreepy maybe that's why they horded, to drown out his voice behind multiple walls of junk.
WolfAnarchyVonCreepy it's a joke. I've been following this creep for many arcs over many years.
Unfortunately.
His dad just hears repetitive thumps from beyond the grave
It’s his speech patterns that get me the most.
what is a speech pattern
@@CapitanJorge24the way a person speaks, the way he speaks is crazy
@@mrtrollnator123 oh thanks
Manz has a playboy from the 70s 😂
listening to chris go on tangents like this are just pure fever dreams
Man he really loves the women. What a great guy :)
This is still the best video on TH-cam. It's god tier level Comedy, so many quotable things in this vid it hurts.
"You know who I am" Major Walter white "Say my Name" Vibes
👀 "stoop down where my hormones have rage" huh, Chris
*Palpatine face* How ironic
6:41 gross...
Edgelorde
Just like Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs.
Edgelorde He’s feeling you telekinetically
It's all so telling in hindsight
12 years ago. What a good time to be alive. He loved women so so much, even his mom. Specifically his mom.
“Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially (Chandler). How about that one?” - Kanye West
Little did we know how ironic this would be a few years down the line...
What about now
@@Chillerveli uh, yup... but never expected it to turn out *this way*
"i love women for their personalities not just their looks!" *Whips out playboy*