I know your comment is way old, but .. I know right? Pinning that shit on all the males. LOL so since he was male then, he'd be blaming himself anyways.
Hey, it's actually quite likely. On September 21st 2010, two weens pranked call Bob and he threatened them with his connections to the KKK. "Burning crosses, fella!" lol
My favorite part is that he thinks that just SAYING the words "boobies" and "vaginas" are solid proof that he's straight. It's as if he thinks a gay man would vomit when trying to talk about a girl or something.
To think when this was uploaded I was 9 just vibing and watching AMVs and Mario Kart Wii videos not knowing Internet history was happening just a few clicks away right here Also I like how his shirt looks like the trans pride flag in this video
"Here lies: -Christopher- -Christian- _Christine_ Weston Chandler _"I understand the ladies. I understand the women.'_ " (...I suspect is what his gravestone will read, however-many years from now.)
chris you realise that saying all women are kind and sweet and perfect is just as sexist as disparaging them right? it means you see them all the same rather than as individual people
The females, women, the beautiful ladies. Mmmm. But I digress by holding a Playboy. Because I do not need to hold up a playboy to prove that I am.. straight.
Disagree. He never necessarily hated women per se. He was definitely a very early simp, and still is. Why on flat earth would he forgive Bella after she A-Logged him after being so naive to trust in confiding with her about his incestuous affair? Yes, I know what he did was horrendous but it’s about the fact he shouldn’t be “TRUE and HONEST” about even incriminating things.
Srsly.. I'm never going to get sick of Chris. Whenever I'm feeling down, and I don't think I can go on anymore, I think of our beloved Chris-Chan and remember 'It could be worse' BTW guys I'M STRAIGHT
What are you talking about, I’ve never heard such deep and intellectual dialogue from such a gentleman. Nah, I’m all seriousness, that was ironically funny and entertaining.
So you're telling me Chris CAN actually ignore guys and interact with the ladies in public (during conventions), but couldn't even ignore the "hurtful things" people called him on the Internet because they're considered as "mislabeling". I am just glad that my parents, relatives and even my favorite teachers taught me to ignore the bullies and not show/feed people my weaknesses during the early days of middle school which is of course really true. And I am very grateful for them helping me out, unlike Chris who's mostly ungrateful for a few things Chris has received.
Ironically this vid made him even more controversial and questionable for a long time ago. After seeing him sex changed and caused some shady shits... Not impressed.
0:37 And you aren't? Like you don't see women as caretakers to bang. Also, women are all sweet and kind? Then explain your hatred for Mary Lee Walsh, explain Kacey who gave you an extremely harsh scolding that I wouldn't consider sweet and kind, explain Hannah the girl who tricked you into thinking she was into you at the Shopping Centre, explain all the woman who you thought were your friends in high school admitting they never liked you and only did it because your parents told them to. Explain Isabella the girl who's one of the reasons you're in jail right now and originally planned to trick you to commit suicide by blackmailing you with info of you ****ing your own mother!!!
"The men, TURN ME OFF because of this and that and this!" - Like he prepped up to have a guy as a boyfriend. So if they change their act, he would go out with them. (not that they would)
I was acquaintances with Frank West. He most definitely turned me off, a majority of the time. Because he was rude, crude, and inconsiderate. Covering wars and such.
Oxford University did a study recently where they took self proclaimed homophobic men and homosexual friendly straight men. They got them to watch scenes of body builders and male models and found that homophobes were 70% more arroused sexually than the men who were ok with gay people. Homophobia may be the result of a mental block people put up as a type of denial. It's interesting stuff.
I've commented on this before but I really have to say something. He says the majority of his friends were girls. Umm, I've noticed that primarily gay guys in my school have a majority of "gal pals". There's nothing wrong with being gay, but that pretty much proves you're not straight, Chris. No one straight would have way more "gal pals" than "guy pals"
I concur! Chris does, indeed, "understand the women!" The masses can deduce such from your vast, and intricate intimate experience! ED was shockingly correct in their analysis of you! LULZCOW!
It's funny how he talks and talks and says absolutely nothing at all.
Hey just wanted to know if you are still alive, and what you think about how things have turned out with chris since this video.
@@jackywackysmacky4031 clearly not
Max Houghton rip
@@jackywackysmacky4031 hey just wanted to know if you’re still alive and what you think about how things have turned out with Chris since this video
🎒 Things are bad mayne. 😂
he loved the women so much he became one
@@chadwarden1179 That's how it worked for Bruce Jenner.
@@chadwarden1179 seriously, who hurt you? Like please tell me that this is a joke.
@@chadwarden1179 Shut up clown lol
@@chadwarden1179 “time to own these people with facts and logic” 🤓
female... species?
dear chris, I'm sorry for "starting all the wars."
I know your comment is way old, but .. I know right? Pinning that shit on all the males. LOL so since he was male then, he'd be blaming himself anyways.
@@vikinggaming1037 why do you think he changed his gender
I'm so mad I missed out on this whole era of internet history
When youtube was still new this guy was a legend!
Oh yea and check out the youtube channel cwcvillelibrary if you ever want to delve into the past and see all the chris chan sagas and storylines.
Janko I know right like WTF
Yeah me too :(
same here :(
Wish I wasn't a dumb kid during this era and actually able to appreciate this
REVOisMYname I was like 8 or 9
I was 8, all I'd watch was like the lazer collection and RCT3 videos. I cant believe this all happened and i was unaware.
I was 8 at the time as well but I didn’t have a computer
Lol actually I think you should be thankful you weren't exposed to this as a child
@@thegraylink8269 I was 9 and I had a laptop but back then, I didn't know how the internet works and I didn't know a lot of english
This is peak TH-cam, you just don't get videos of people like Chris making bedroom rants on how they're 100% STRAIGHT anymore
it's probably a combination of there not being a vlogging culture anymore, and the youtube algorithm hiding them
I'll start it back up then hah
Wait, he's hung out with guys that caused wars?
Arrowdodger
It was known that Chris and Saddam Hussein were tight before his capture in 2003.
Osama BinLaden was actually a Sonichu fan
I heard Boris Yeltsin frequently e-mailed Chris until he had an accident
Hey, it's actually quite likely.
On September 21st 2010, two weens pranked call Bob and he threatened them with his connections to the KKK.
"Burning crosses, fella!"
lol
Chris and Stalin were homies.
One time I saw a gay guy holding a PlayBoy, and for a few seconds, he was magically straight.
...and don't you forget it!
Hello
6:35 is the best part of the entire video
Cheese true xD
Cheese lol
Cheese Personally, I like the line "starting all them wars and such"
so hows the friendship with dabhdude
My favorite part is that he thinks that just SAYING the words "boobies" and "vaginas" are solid proof that he's straight. It's as if he thinks a gay man would vomit when trying to talk about a girl or something.
If you understand the women so well how come you're not getting any?
Because Chris is pretty much everything that most women don’t want their boyfriend to be like.
It's a legitimate question !
Why are you guys replying to a 12 year old comment?
He got his mom? So there!
Perhaps a large influx of bees will make him see the error of his ways?
I love the women outside... **breathes**... and insight. And I especially love it when their insides are on the outside.
RIP straight Chris.
Turn me off, the bajority of dem
This has aged worse than any of us could have possibly imagined
To think when this was uploaded I was 9 just vibing and watching AMVs and Mario Kart Wii videos not knowing Internet history was happening just a few clicks away right here
Also I like how his shirt looks like the trans pride flag in this video
Having more female friends than male friends means you're actually more feminine, dur
Well this comment aged like fine wine.
@@heavy_ang_patay There was absolutely no way I could have predicted the events years down the line
@@Freezye what do you know that we don't, arin.....
Oh my god
@@Monkeyyyyyx5 How do people keep finding this one comment I made so many years ago?
(Holds up a playboy magazine and says it helps men appreciate women) I'm dead.
"Here lies:
-Christopher- -Christian- _Christine_ Weston Chandler
_"I understand the ladies. I understand the women.'_ "
(...I suspect is what his gravestone will read, however-many years from now.)
"women are so kind and sweet" - oh hi Kacey
And Isabella Janke
3:04 Did w- did we jus... did we j- just get the... be a... did we get Rickrolled by Ch-... by Chris...?
Salivar Ravilas he’s dedicated to his craft if that’s the case now since he has tits
I love how he slows down and savors the words "bikinis" and "nude."
chris you realise that saying all women are kind and sweet and perfect is just as sexist as disparaging them right? it means you see them all the same rather than as individual people
I mean look, a broken clock is right twice a day
he special, like herpes
The irony is lost on him, he never viewed women as anything more than a caretaker that he could nut inside of.
I have never doubted your heterosexuality more than I do now.
trying too hard there, chris.
***** of course!
Ok!
BUT I DIGRESS BEHOLDING A PLAYBOY
“I only have female friends, I’m totally straight”
Lmao
"Men are big stinky meanie-heads! But the ladies are.... *mmmmmmm* ..... positively divine!"
Oh yeah, he's straight alright.
BWAHAHA he talks abour respecting women and their inner beauty then he whips out a playboy!! XD
@Insert Name Here Geez man, what a blast from the past. I can't believe i actually talked like this
The females, women, the beautiful ladies.
Mmmm.
But I digress by holding a Playboy. Because I do not need to hold up a playboy to prove that I am.. straight.
u understand the inflatable women.
Xddd
"I understand the women"
PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS CHRIS
2010 was a weird year on youtube huh?
Also, these 11 and 9 year old comments are gold! We really did get dumber over the years.
Chris chan is the earliest incel
Disagree. He never necessarily hated women per se. He was definitely a very early simp, and still is. Why on flat earth would he forgive Bella after she A-Logged him after being so naive to trust in confiding with her about his incestuous affair? Yes, I know what he did was horrendous but it’s about the fact he shouldn’t be “TRUE and HONEST” about even incriminating things.
chris: woman are sweet and caring and affectionate and brilliant
me who use to be a bitch faced stroppy ass bully in school: *yeah*
You didn't have to dishonor your own mother to prove that.
This is like looking back in time
Dear Chris-chan:
WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEESSSSSSS????!!!!!!
With love,
Everybody.
Basically anyone who still debates his pronouns.
@@heavy_ang_patay jesus i dont even remenber writing that lol
"female species"
So that’s where stranger things got it
He nearly has a shitgasm whenever he mentions a woman's "outer beauty".
omg dont he understand that if he has to take 10mins to say he's not gay...then he's gay
Christian Weston Chandler for President in 2012.
in 2020
He seems about as qualified as Joe Biden at this point
2024
@@PureFlakes Chris Chan wouldn’t even be able to persuade lol
Love how he dresses like a cartoon character
Doing the mom
The change in his facial expression at 6:34
*........V a g i n a s*
There is dumb and then there's Chris Chan
Srsly.. I'm never going to get sick of Chris.
Whenever I'm feeling down, and I don't think I can go on anymore, I think of our beloved Chris-Chan and remember 'It could be worse'
BTW guys I'M STRAIGHT
i dont think it could get worse than this outcome
You still straight?
@@1504Face IT COULD BE EVEN MORE WORSE
HE'S FREE
i love when chris tries to use big words
He’s a mommas boy, that’s why all ladies are sweet and man are crude and rude.
Slanders!
MOST GUYS DON'T TURN ME ON!!!!
‘’most guys”. Implying that he gets turned on by some guys
What's Ian Brandon Anderson going on about
JUUUUULLLIEEEEE!
3:51has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Your opinion is wrong
What are you talking about, I’ve never heard such deep and intellectual dialogue from such a gentleman.
Nah, I’m all seriousness, that was ironically funny and entertaining.
Man this has aged very poorly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE WAMEN 1:22
here's your average twitch donator
Chris Chan is basically Ed Gein. He wants to wear the skin of females.
This video is so old news. Now Chris IS a female!
It's okay to be gay, Chris.
Don' feel ashamed of your sexuality.
"I have only had a few male acquaintances and they definitely turn me off (the majority of them)."
The majority of them.
if i was the cops i'd haul this guy in for questioning about missing women in his area for the last 5 years after watching this
Speaking of cops…..
So you're telling me Chris CAN actually ignore guys and interact with the ladies in public (during conventions), but couldn't even ignore the "hurtful things" people called him on the Internet because they're considered as "mislabeling".
I am just glad that my parents, relatives and even my favorite teachers taught me to ignore the bullies and not show/feed people my weaknesses during the early days of middle school which is of course really true.
And I am very grateful for them helping me out, unlike Chris who's mostly ungrateful for a few things Chris has received.
Ironically this vid made him even more controversial and questionable for a long time ago.
After seeing him sex changed and caused some shady shits... Not impressed.
Too bad Chris couldn't have just come out of the closet and saved himself many years of embarrassment.
£20 says CWC turns out to be keeping prositutes heads in jars
well the outcome….is worse? 😭 *insert jail saga here*
When he said 'bikini' you could tell he was definetly thinking about his friends in bikinis.
Oedipus complex is rampaging in this video
"Causing wars and such." Queen Elizabeth would like to have a word with you.
oh my god I was alright until he whipped out the Playboy, I died laughing.
1:24 he sharted lol
chris pulls so many women that he created his own fictional ones to “marry”
0:37 And you aren't? Like you don't see women as caretakers to bang.
Also, women are all sweet and kind? Then explain your hatred for Mary Lee Walsh, explain Kacey who gave you an extremely harsh scolding that I wouldn't consider sweet and kind, explain Hannah the girl who tricked you into thinking she was into you at the Shopping Centre, explain all the woman who you thought were your friends in high school admitting they never liked you and only did it because your parents told them to.
Explain Isabella the girl who's one of the reasons you're in jail right now and originally planned to trick you to commit suicide by blackmailing you with info of you ****ing your own mother!!!
"I appreciate a woman's inner beauty." He says while holding up a Playboy. Who are you really trying to convince is straight Chris.
"The men, TURN ME OFF because of this and that and this!" - Like he prepped up to have a guy as a boyfriend. So if they change their act, he would go out with them. (not that they would)
I could see this on a serial killer documentary
I was acquaintances with Frank West. He most definitely turned me off, a majority of the time. Because he was rude, crude, and inconsiderate. Covering wars and such.
3:00 "never gonna give you up!" chris is rick rolling us
Thank god this guy is trapped in his room with nothing but his instincts and a webcam.
This aged like milk
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Methinks he doth protest too much....
Oxford University did a study recently where they took self proclaimed homophobic men and homosexual friendly straight men. They got them to watch scenes of body builders and male models and found that homophobes were 70% more arroused sexually than the men who were ok with gay people. Homophobia may be the result of a mental block people put up as a type of denial. It's interesting stuff.
Holy shit, a CWC video you can comment on and rate? Nice going, Chris!
I miss TH-cam ratings. Well I was never around for that but still
You misspelt "Ian Straight", Ian brandon anderson.
His shirt looks like it's strangling him.
women are sweet? umm....have you not seen feminists today chris
He IS a feminist from today
Man, didn't know feminism was a gender. You learn something new everyday.
What lovely grammar.
dude wrote it down and read it?
appreciates women and understands them but cant understand when a woman says stop touching me 784 times lol
Gay man tries to convince everyone he is straight.
Remember only the majority of guys turn Chris off. The minority though? Hoo boy.
I've commented on this before but I really have to say something.
He says the majority of his friends were girls.
Umm, I've noticed that primarily gay guys in my school have a majority of "gal pals". There's nothing wrong with being gay, but that pretty much proves you're not straight, Chris. No one straight would have way more "gal pals" than "guy pals"
Can I still deny his preferred pronouns though?
Big incel energy
I love how people are barely discovering Chris, lmao
Jesus, why is this the best video on TH-cam?
This is the definiton of cringe.
No it’s not, this is the definition of based
Best video since his victory speech against ED. Chris is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hey, fellow men, WHO'S READY TO START A WAR!?!?!
me
Notice that you can't see where his other hand is when he's holding the Playboy.
I concur!
Chris does, indeed, "understand the women!"
The masses can deduce such from your vast, and intricate intimate experience!
ED was shockingly correct in their analysis of you!
LULZCOW!
The more I watch Geno's docu-series and see Chris, the more I realize that the majority of gamer incel stereotypes likely come because of Chris.
I love it how you try and use big words chris, so cute. I loled in my pants when you pulled out the playboy.
i dont know what was better at the time this was made, boxxy or this?
aww man, they both have advantag3s so hell i dont know