@@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.
Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.
In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T. Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'. Something along those lines.
Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.
To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.
Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.
The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...
@@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.
Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.
“I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”
Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill
spillmoreblood most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)
Events of: 10/12/1999 At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors. Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports. They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take. We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction. Then came the real shocker. When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.
@@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough. So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids. So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help. Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic. Hail Sithis.
yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.
Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone *I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*
Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤 Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA* if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...
Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more. Makes me cringe every time, lol
ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean
“Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.” That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.
Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that
9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people. You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated. Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.
“I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.” “Dude wtf” “Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”
Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.
mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.
To be fair, 😆😆😩😤you have to have a very high IQ 💯😏🤓😜to understand Rick and Morty. 😤😩💦❤️The humor 🤣😂👍👌is extremely subtle, 👉👌😻and without a solid grasp ✊️💪😫🍆💦of theoretical physics 👁😱😤👀most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 😉😚😌💯👏👉👍There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, ☠️😬☠️😵which is deftly woven into his characterisation 😑🙌😼🥃- his personal philosophy 🤓😎😒😔draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 💯😩🍑🍆💦😫for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 😝😘👌👏🙌💯they have the intellectual capacity 🤓😏👌🤝to truly appreciate the depths 🤔🙀👽🤤of these jokes, 😂🤣😍👐👌to realize that they're not just funny🤔😲😚😁- they say something deep about LIFE. 😓🤔🤤😏🤓😱❤️As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty 👏🙌💯😻😤😩💦truly ARE idiots- 😒🤔🙄🤐of course they wouldn't appreciate, 🙌❤️😾👊for instance, the humour 😹😍🤣in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu🅱️🅱️a Lu🅱️🅱️a Du🅱️ Du🅱️," which itself is a cryptic reference 👀👄🙀🤔to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 😳🤓😝💋🙏I'm smirking😏😏😏😏😏😤🙄 right now just imagining 🤔😑🙄🤣one of those addlepated simpletons 😐😯😑❌scratching their heads in confusion ❓😒🤔😭😓❓as Dan Harmon's 😩🍆💦🍑😤👌👉👌genius ☺️😝🤓😜💯unfolds itself on their television screens. 🙌😆😘😍What fools... how I pity them. 😤😑😂👎 And yes 👍👏🙌😽😻💦❤️by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty👴 👨❤️💋👨👦😤😫💦tattoo. ❤️👏🙌👍👌💯And no,😖😑😕 you cannot see it. 🚫👊❌🙀🙅♂️‼️💯It's for the ladies' 😤😘🍆💦🍑💁☔️😩eyes only👀💋👅💦👍❤️💯- And even they 😜😋😏😽😻have to demonstrate ☝️👏🙌💯that they're within 5 IQ points💯👍❤️👌😘😍 of my own (preferably lower) 😌😤😎🤓beforehand.🍑🍑🍑☔️💯😏🍆💦💯😻😘😍😁❤️💯😤😩😫👏🙌👍👉👌👊
"created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!" Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA
Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important. Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.
Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv
The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...
I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.
4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that A) You’re not smart B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months
Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas. In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.
@@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart
"These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do." I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart. Also, the BBT part is so accurate.
Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.
Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college
Onyx Angel Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.
6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!
5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.
A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.
True but if you become a prespectalitivicits which is a very high level tier of a livarletravlequartd state of hydroid atom byronidenemiumbiuinminminain
rfmerrill yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??
And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still
Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being. Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢 If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻
@@xcutestlilkillerx Beside the fact that you can't really quantify intelligence, why would anyone need to claim to be something if they actually were that thing? I agree, because they have no other redeeming qualities, so they convince themselves that the reason they are a human waste of space is because they are super inteligent. We all know that the guy that brags about being 10 inches long to anyone willing to listen is actually probably the unwilling owner of a micro penis.
10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up. Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.
2:24 A *10 minute lecture* *10 MINUTES* Explaining how you can't take something out of nothing Is it really that hard to explain, that it takes you 10 minutes?
Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory
Quick mini rant, but this bullshit where the universe is big therefore our actions don't have consequences needs to die. Like, honestly, is it not enough to make the people around you happier? No, because that doesn't shut off that voice that keeps telling you that you're worthless. So you tell yourself you've "seen the light" because you've blown everything so far out of perspective that yes, you can pretend to be a worthless husk of cells, who doesn't have real emotion but "chemical reactions" and who doesn't have real impact because the heat death of the universe. Fuck that. You're alive, stop trying to convince yourself you're dead.
Jammer Lammer Personal Pronouns you each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case. Congrats you just made me look something up. But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah. Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.
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I have an IQ of 167.
Do I boast about it all the time? No.
Because I cheated in the IQ test, the TRUE way to prevail!
YES!
Nice one
Eye queue ************ peasants
thats how i got an IQ score of 2 took me three tries to get it that high
If ya ain't cheatin ya ain't tryin
Sorry about the re-upload. Enjoy the same exact video, but with all the music played at 95%.
Sorrow TV what if I wanted my ears destroyed?
Sorrow TV that's spicy
Well
You were the chosen one
Very smart
If you get my drift
Word of the day:
Sophomaniac
-one who has deluded themselves into believing they are a genius
I dOn'T nEeD tHe DeFiNiTiOn. i HaVe A 1,000 pOiNt Iq. i LiKe To ShOvE cAlCuLuS tExTbOoKs Up My AsS.
@@TheFunniBaconMan HA. YOU HAVE 1,000 IQ?? PEASANT. I HAVE 5930583 IQ AND I LOVE TO FUCK GEOMETRY COPIES!!
TheGamingBaconator 😂😂😂 i love this
@@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.
@@pilotpuntastic6513 r/vore_irl
I miss you Sorrow.
I love the voices you do,
The jokes you make,
and your singing; I hope you're doing well!
did he pass away? like literally?
or has he just left yt
@@SandyGarnelle man’s left yt due to personal issues and reasons, and pretty much retired. No other real news about it
@@pandapig6663 oh okay! Thx 💙💙
These people have nothing on me dude
I have an IQ of -285
Idk what that little line at the front means but it's a big number
Jack Ford underrated comment
Spicy Falafel the video came out 9 months ago lol
Teteuzin Br yeah but the comment was only 4 days ago
Spicy Falafel true
You have the intelligence of a god, I bow down to you.
There is a reason stephen hawkings said "the more you mention your iq the lower it gets."
Good quote.
Got u to 69 likes btw
If I remember correctly, he had also stated that people who bragged about their IQ were all losers, and gosh, was he spot-on!
@@bill_the_butcher woosh? No. I'm being rude, it isn't.
He also made a dick joke in a comedy show, so he is in fact a genius!
8:17 He's done it. He actually wrote a genuine Big Bang Theory joke. It's scary how on point the punchline was.
Heitzer why did he really sound like Sheldon tho lmao
Heitzer
bamboozle
Kevin Hawkins bojangles
it was surreal watching how good it was hahaha
BOJANGLES
And I could totally see them doing this as a joke.
Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.
Corrupted Archangel I dont see why it takes ten minutes to explain “because it breaks math”
In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T.
Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'.
Something along those lines.
Wouldn’t want to be on their team on trivia night!
I'm garbage at math, but to my knowledge, you can't divide by zero because zero is nothing and dividing by nothing doesn't make any sense.
Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.
Ok but the Sheldon impression when you said “football” was scarily accurate I am shaking
bojangles
shill bill bazongo
Barracuda
Buzongis
Bulgaria
I know "fast is a verb" might *sound* stupid, but I assure you, people fast all the time.
Sorrow TV people can't fast all the time they can slow all the time people are slow
I have a higher iq than mount Everest
To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.
Sorrow TV finally someone who can comprehend the idea of English linguistics, society needs more organisms that think outside the box, such as you.
Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.
The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...
YOUR SHELDON IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD I GOT SO CONFUSED
He only said “football” and “Bojangles”
thats all we need
most of his impressions were good.
I am confusion
The Raj impression was outstanding too!
ALSO 420 LIKES LMAO
imagine trying to be smart but you say "fastest" instead of "faster"
Honnii I’m late. But nice animations
@Fucking grass think they're a he - said bad 'son'. Not sure why that matters, but yh
Fucking grass I love to fast my bicycle.
See? It works!
....
Clap, damnit!
grammar mean smart and me have good grammer so me smart
Are we all gonna ignore the fact that he said FAST IS A VERB
6:12 why is a fourth grader and a junior in college on the same homework help video?
They've lost all they consider fun and can only feel complete by telling fourth graders that life will continue to get worse forever
@@spweesh That bothered me too, why is a college student picking on a 10 year old lol
Either a piece of shit or a creepy predator.
Or? A predator would be also a piece. Of shit
@@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.
The lock one really got me.
The guy literally bragged about going caveman on a lock; instead of using a portable, hassle-free encyclopedia.
“I’m better than everyone because I took 3 hours to do something that a ‘normal’ person can do in 2 minutes!”
Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.
“I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”
I'm certain he didn't even figure out how it works and googled it later.
Brandon N it’s literally smarter to go look on google instead of fucking opening it??? wouldnt you have to google how to open a safe lock???
"Ill show you more enchanting classical tunes." *PLAYS GUCCI GANG*
BabySquirel Mc relevant profile pic
I like classical and other stuff.
Most pop is trash. But aside from that, modern music is good.
I was thinking about gucci gang when i read this :|
Rap and modern pop is very bad music overall.
You guys don't know _real_ music, real music is like this:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill
spillmoreblood
most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)
@@emiliew5553 IQ is old school.
Gabriel
yes that was literally my point
I wanna hear more about this guy. Got any examples? Stories?
@@emiliew5553 Also, they often say they're very stupid.
Gets one question right on jeopardy
And that question is a pop culture one.
then you can understand the complexity of S U C 2 2
Events of: 10/12/1999
At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors.
Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports.
They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take.
We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction.
Then came the real shocker.
When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.
Those moments bring the most joy to my heart.
When you get 1st place in a round of Kahoot
Do you really think we matter? That's deep. Do you think you can match my intelligence? I doubt it. Hotel? Trivago.
underrated comment.
This made me actually lol
This comment is amazing xD
amazing
Thank you, daddy
As an English teacher, I can confirm that “fast” is indeed a verb... when used as a way to say “abstaining from food.”
Most people use fast as an adjective though
Yes. Both a verb and an adjective!
@@TheC4ti3 as a logophile, it stuns me that people forget that we use words in multiple ways
6:07 why this "college junior" trying to shit on this kid if hes watching the exact same seemingly educational video?!
Didnt see it was youtube. Good catch
Maybe he went there just to seem superior to little kids?
@@royalblanket that would be extremely pathetic...
@@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough.
So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids.
So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help.
Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic.
Hail Sithis.
yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.
That big bang theory impression was _perfect._
Nope, his impression was funny. TBBT is sadder than a clown's funeral.
“Bojangles”
Mostly Sheldon.
It was amazing lmao
IneptOrange
*_B O J A N G L E S_*
The "Big Bang Theory level" shit was high quality shit
Doga Uçar unlike the show
Bojangles
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sorrow TV
I don't know, let me ask my graphing calculator.
Syntax error
Man ive never met these people or anyone like them and thank sweet baby jesus for that what atrocious personalities
Tell me Sir Froge, do you watch Rick and Morty?
Yes I have a Sorrow TV tattoo, and no you cannot see it.
For someone who has claimed to have never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory his Sheldon impression is scarily accurate
bajumbas
*laughter track*
*bing bong theorem
Bagonga.
My IQ is almost in the DOUBLE DIGITS. 😎
The Sonic Sega Nerd u so smart have my kids
Positive numbers are the good ones
Must be the extra chromosomes
Omg I worship u
I'm only 12 IQ points away from a double digit IQ count!
Wins Kahoot once
800 likes lol
994 likes
You're very close to 1000
999 like
WHOOOO 1K!
I won a kahoot once!
I felt smart.
Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone
*I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*
Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤
Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA*
if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂
That’d be counterintuitive, anyone can solve a Sudoku puzzle. Not everyone can guess a random amount of numbers.
I sound like fucking idiot.
Axellion yeah, I was about to tell you that OP was trolling.
Yo that's lit how did u get your phone to do that
That Sheldon impression was so accurate I thought it was the actual show for a second. Holy shit.
"LiKE a pEAckOck!"
-Sorrow TV, 2018
okay but are we gonna ignore the fact that sheldon bang theory possessed sorrow tv for the "football" line
smart people: “ugh *normal* people watch rick and morty and _e n j o y e d_ it? *me?* i analyse how deep i am”
I also like to see how deep I am and how deep I can go.
We were talking about the same topic right?
Deep in his own ass that is
you cannot even spell rik and monty!!
But to be fair...
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
"fast is a verb"
I mean.... yeah, but not in that context, buddy.
@Fucking grass yup
not even gonna lie you could describe that big bang episode scene to me and i'd 100% believe that it was part of a real episode
AriaAsacura so true and so cringey
I still love that show
MissConstruct EXACTLY 😂
The r/iamverysmart people: I have an IQ of 8
Other People: wut.
Me: *turns the 8 sideways* BOOM.
*AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED*
thespacereaper I was there to confirm. I was the 8.
im confused about this
thespacereaper 8 sideways is infinity symbol
ZombossonTH-cam dude you informed him about his own comment
Anton Remandaban can I get wooooshed please end ME
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...
“I doubt anyone under my IQ would understand *the important* of an intellectual such as me”
noice
pftt i'm not supposed to be laughing why-
yay congratulations you found the punch line of the joke *claps*
Evil Tides. r/wooosh
@Evil Tides. r/wooosh
Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more.
Makes me cringe every time, lol
Grammar nazi-ing a grammar nazi?! This is how you open a black hole people!
@@flargarbason1740 That person was a lousy grammar nazi anyway. Didn't even use the correct comparison.
this comment section is pure gold.
yeah i’ll never fucking get over that. fast isn’t a verb. in what fucking world is fast a verb?????
@@emiliew5553 Fasting as a verb means to not eat
But in this context it doesnt fit
That Big Bang theory bit was so accurate it physically hurt.
Bit*
B O U J A N G L E S
Anna Scheite send noods
ok
The most infuriating part is that Big Bang Theory joke could've easily been taken from an actual episode.
ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.
And thus why that show is an insult to nerds and science majors.
3:31
1. It’s spelt “quad”
2. The phrase is “polyglot”, not qUAdlingual
That’s not true aCtUaLly polyglot means speaking multiple languages, quad is also wrong the correct term is quadrilingual
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg i think it is polygot im not sure
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Very well put, sir, but just one correction. India is a part of Asia. You don't need to call them out individually.
Hell, I had an aunt who spoke 16 languages fluently. How much did she brag about that? Well, I didn't even know until after she died....
i swear that was exactly my reaction
8:06 he literally wrote a Big Bang theory sketch. This is literally the show.
bojangles
...why do I keep getting inadvertently ridiculed for liking Big Bang Theory?
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 maybe if you werent insecure about having interests you wouldn't feel ridiculed
@@midoriasakusa It's other people bashing my interests that make me feel insecure in the first place
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 get better interests ig 🙃
“Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.”
That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.
Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that
2:03 HOLY SHIT FRANK SINATRA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO MAKE A NEW SONG
What's the original song?
“Nobody Gives A Fuck About Your IQ.”
By Frank Sinatra.
Dank Doggo lol
U got loved by sorrow congrats
WOWIE WOWIE
PhDs take roughly 7-8 years, so if you start at 17 or 18, 25 is pretty standard if you start right off the bat. Not too impressive.
r/iamverysmart
Cristian Martinez aww shoot.
(:
If anything it's proof your parents are rich more than anything.
But that isn’t common across the board for most students at that age so yes it’s pretty impressive
9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people.
You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated.
Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.
“I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.”
“Dude wtf”
“Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”
that's some increasingly verbose shit
OMG A TRANS PERSON! LIKE ME! HELLO FELLOW TRANS HUMAN. WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?
Real genius isn't being smart, it's helping others become smart.
@@fynnla.e dude.....
The Neild deGrasse Tyson one about armed conflicts was just like, "WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK."
Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia
because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.
Fernando Jose not exactly.
Fernando anpther example is Gustav III's Russian war. Everyone and i mean everyone knew it was to boost his popularity at home.
Gustaf med F r/iamverysmart
mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.
honestly they should just rename the subreddit to r/iwatchrick&morty
and at 1:34 the guys name is literally rick
To be fair, 😆😆😩😤you have to have a very high IQ 💯😏🤓😜to understand Rick and Morty. 😤😩💦❤️The humor 🤣😂👍👌is extremely subtle, 👉👌😻and without a solid grasp ✊️💪😫🍆💦of theoretical physics 👁😱😤👀most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 😉😚😌💯👏👉👍There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, ☠️😬☠️😵which is deftly woven into his characterisation 😑🙌😼🥃- his personal philosophy 🤓😎😒😔draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 💯😩🍑🍆💦😫for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 😝😘👌👏🙌💯they have the intellectual capacity 🤓😏👌🤝to truly appreciate the depths 🤔🙀👽🤤of these jokes, 😂🤣😍👐👌to realize that they're not just funny🤔😲😚😁- they say something deep about LIFE. 😓🤔🤤😏🤓😱❤️As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty 👏🙌💯😻😤😩💦truly ARE idiots- 😒🤔🙄🤐of course they wouldn't appreciate, 🙌❤️😾👊for instance, the humour 😹😍🤣in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu🅱️🅱️a Lu🅱️🅱️a Du🅱️ Du🅱️," which itself is a cryptic reference 👀👄🙀🤔to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 😳🤓😝💋🙏I'm smirking😏😏😏😏😏😤🙄 right now just imagining 🤔😑🙄🤣one of those addlepated simpletons 😐😯😑❌scratching their heads in confusion ❓😒🤔😭😓❓as Dan Harmon's 😩🍆💦🍑😤👌👉👌genius ☺️😝🤓😜💯unfolds itself on their television screens. 🙌😆😘😍What fools... how I pity them. 😤😑😂👎 And yes 👍👏🙌😽😻💦❤️by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty👴 👨❤️💋👨👦😤😫💦tattoo. ❤️👏🙌👍👌💯And no,😖😑😕 you cannot see it. 🚫👊❌🙀🙅♂️‼️💯It's for the ladies' 😤😘🍆💦🍑💁☔️😩eyes only👀💋👅💦👍❤️💯- And even they 😜😋😏😽😻have to demonstrate ☝️👏🙌💯that they're within 5 IQ points💯👍❤️👌😘😍 of my own (preferably lower) 😌😤😎🤓beforehand.🍑🍑🍑☔️💯😏🍆💦💯😻😘😍😁❤️💯😤😩😫👏🙌👍👉👌👊
Alex Mecca why
Viper woooosh
@@alexmecca6003 how is that a fucking woooosh
DO YOU MEAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE???
*laugh track*
B O T S W A N A
Penni y u stoopid
*_I T S S I E N S S H L E L D O_*
G E S T A P O
B O J A N G L E S
B O D A L L A S
"created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!"
Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA
Love how the guy's name is Rick.
When has a large corporation ever done something without the sole purpose of profit?
They said they were smart but they forgot about capitalism
I think video games is a good example of this mantra...
That " Football " in Sheldon's voice was spot-on my dude.
bojangles!
Ikr it was almost scary
clone
Slazo ):
Slazo Be gone, below 197 IQ tool ):
I agree
Clones aren't better than the original, therefore, he isn't a clone
Slazo the more, the better
8:18 That was a pretty good Sheldon impression.
i thought the same thing, he sounds just like him
_woah_
*_i didn't know intelligence was the main way to solve problems_*
I rely on my sex appeal. Life is very difficult for me.
Joe Mama who are you?
It is in fallout 1 and 2, but other than that, nope
8:19 actually seemed like something straight out of the Big Bang Theory
b o j a n g l e s
The dudes on here are close to interchangeable with r/niceguys
You say that like many of them aren't the same people.
Ben Gundersen how to make a iamverysmart ad some nice guy a bit of white knight oh and a bit of complete bull crap and some narcissistic shit
*says something completely obvious about life that even a 2nd grader could grasp*
"IM JUST SUPER SMART OK I CANT EVEN H A N D LE IT"
I'm smart because of my experience.
Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important.
Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.
@@flargarbason1740 ikr
The "GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW" part had me dead
Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick
O fuck i feel like a fiddle stick
Who is sorrow television?? He sounds very sexy
I lost it at 'nay'
All glory to Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick.
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick my IQ is i
Only Rick and Mort fans will understand this joke about something everyone learns in school.
Neil boy really does deserve to be on here. I don't even dislike him that much, but holy shit he hurts to listen to sometimes.
The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...
2BearsHigh-Fiving well sometimes that happens
His quote about armed conflict was pretty dumb. Like, Captain Obvious dumb.
I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.
@@wiskyvet armed conflict is like two things in opposition cause a conflict where people arm themselves!!!
He’s only like this on Twitter for some reason. In real life he’s actually a really cool guy.
4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that
A) You’re not smart
B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months
At this point, the next YGS will be in 7 years
@Lubuzz Deawesome
Or C) It could be a sentence written by a pretentious German.🙃
Bold of you to assume Mr. JohnsMovies will release YGS in a timely manner
@@kitsunefire1 .. well, he won't be releasing YGS ever.
3:26 dude: "i have high IQ!"
Same dude: "qaud lingual"
Typos don't make you stupid. But yes he is a stupid asshole.
......isn't it 'quad'?
@@randompromises1038 no shit
Drogon why is ur pfp ur position on the political compads
@@Drogon7102 yes thank you i wasn't sure if my two little braincells could handle it
I can count to 10.
Rohanjeet Das dam🅱, how?
Pff showoff.
Huh. Doubt it. Iiii’m only 12 and I’m in 9th grade honors math, but I can only count to 6.
Morons. I can count to -1 and I’m a newborn.
Rohanjeet Das I can't count to a hundred ideot
1:36
of course that's his name.
To be fair...
Into the butt, Shrek Senpai my thoughts exactly
.
Reading it in Rick's voice now
Hey hey, fuck off >:(
1:17
But... The sun isn't made of gas.
Is a big ol ball of PLASMA
I KNOW RIGHT!?
Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas.
In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.
He meant his head.
Raphael Sindermann cool
@@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart
0:08 any topic? Sweet I finally have someone to talk about tentacle hentai to
Can't wait for someone to talk about a franchise i like with me
@@R0bert714 R E P E N T
Baconator2558 repent for what
im trilangual and i speak russian to prove i am communist. i speak french to prove i am baguette honhonhon. i speak english to communicate properly.
*like a peacock*
5:12 sooo shouldn't the corrected word be "faster" since you're only comparing two people, the son and the mom..
"These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do."
I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart.
Also, the BBT part is so accurate.
Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.
Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college
I'm getting it for free via faucets. And I've actually been able to up my grades, and am getting Bs now.
Whiteclaws lol you okay man
Cublex I'd make a bitcoin meme but like it's dead so just good job.
2:09
When’s your album dropping, man?
real shit tho, his voice is fire
The Eden Project anyone?
That'd do it.
I tried thinking once but I got a headache so I don't do it anymore.
Relatable fam
Thinking makes my head sad
Thinking is for the weak!!!
Onyx Angel
Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.
CKing just cut out the frontal lobe, you can live without it.
6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!
Don't forget they incorrectly capitalized "still" too.
5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.
A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.
True but if you become a prespectalitivicits which is a very high level tier of a livarletravlequartd state of hydroid atom byronidenemiumbiuinminminain
rfmerrill
yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??
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Wot
Rose "the car is fast"
most smart people don't feel the need to flaunt their intelligence like a peacock and make it the core trait of who they are as a person.
k
k And they for sure don’t speak in a condescending tone
And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are
Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still
Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being.
Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢
If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻
*_like a peacock_*
Mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell. Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. It's plural r/iamverysmart
Poras Srivastava The plural is clearly mitochondrianus
I don't know who's going to be r/wooooshed. The comment, the reply, or me.
Do you also have a PhD in Darkmaneianiusism?
hi hi hello hello
Poras Srivastava that seems pretty carnivorous of u
"Why are you picking on mike Tyson?"
It's Obama you racist!
@@spiritbx1337 no, that's clearly Tay Zonday
@@ascendedcat260 Are you serious? That's obviously Shaquille O'Neal.
Don’t you all know Mr. T when you see him?
@Persephone Muzingeaux Jordan*** it’s Michael Jordan
What's the point of being special if you drive away everyone who could ever appreciate it with your ego?
MAD HEAD RED how else do you make space for that huge-ass brain of theirs?
Eh, good point.
MAD HEAD RED ACTUALLY MY IQ IS 135 AND I AM NOT LIKE THAT I AM TOO INTELLIGENT TO FLAUNT MY INTELLECT IN SUCH A CHILDISH MANNER
shit u rite nvm
There are ways where ego can be attractive. These people are just too antisocial to read situations.
You impersonated most of the cast from The Big Bang Theory pretty well
I applaud you
it was very well done wasnt it... it's so easy to imitate big bang theory writing though, it's like it's a formula with a laugh track
Anyone who brags about being very smart is probably not very smart
Alex SM or they have no other redeeming qualities
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister
My favorite response to anyone who brag about their IQ online.
@@xcutestlilkillerx Beside the fact that you can't really quantify intelligence, why would anyone need to claim to be something if they actually were that thing? I agree, because they have no other redeeming qualities, so they convince themselves that the reason they are a human waste of space is because they are super inteligent. We all know that the guy that brags about being 10 inches long to anyone willing to listen is actually probably the unwilling owner of a micro penis.
Reminds me of how President Trump sounds when he bags about his intelligence. lol.
I mean, they are probably somewhat smart, but they're also assholes
That Big Bang Theory imitation is so damn accurate it hurts.
Also: 5:12 "fAsT iS a VeRb" ಠ_ʖಠ
Dude, you just wrote season 34 of the Big Bang theory
THE WHOLE SEASON
rip filthy frank, ravioli ravioli never forghettioly.
Goodbye ricefields
Go to therapy to do some regrety
Moms spaghetti
rest in spaghetti never forghetti
Michele sauro wrong video bud
8:10 I lost it when you immitated Raj 😂
The “bojangles” is what killed me
Me: *Tries to calculate number of failures in my life*
Calculator: 10:46
"I can't count this high!"
Mak T my calculator exloded
His big bang theory voice impressions are a liiiiiiiiiitle to accurate.
The turtle Republic Ironic, isn't it?
The turtle Republic 😂😂
So is the dialogue
The turtle Republic r/iamverysmart
11/10 humour
"Do you really think we matter?"
I'm pretty sure I'm entirely matter.
10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up.
Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.
congratulations, you just played yourself
5:45 To be honest, that IS what I think every New Years. Like holy fuck who just let a year go by and not tell me?
2:24
A *10 minute lecture*
*10 MINUTES*
Explaining how you can't take something out of nothing
Is it really that hard to explain, that it takes you 10 minutes?
anything multiplied by zero is zero. by that same reasoning anything divided by zero could be anything. Boom where's my subreddit
No.
redrounin But that’s not...that’s not how it works at all...
This whole video reminds me of the ancient German saying “the issue with people these days is that they exist.”-George Washington + Africa by Toto
If it takes you ten minutes to explain why you can't divide by zero, you're just not smart, man
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
Jolly Face5 i can't understand that, even though i watch Richard and Mortimer on a daily basis
The vacuole is the storehouse of the cell.
Technic 12 The cell wall keeps the microbial mexicans out
Jolly Face5 you get taught this in 7th grade your not smart stfu
Mr Fathead woah srs?
I tots thought he was a heart surgeon!
5:12 no fast isn't a verb. If you're gonna be a smart-arse, do it right.
I mean, it technically is a verb
I mean, it technically is a verb
Viewtiful Z no
Viewtiful Z the only time fast is a verb is if it's like abstaining from eating
Meaning it is a verb. In that context it was an adjective, but it's still a vern
If two grammar nazis are in an argument, they'll never end it because they'll keep on correcting eachother.
VipVip999 but what if they both have perfect grammar?
They will die.
And somehow the two become best friends
They'd still correct each other
Suh Dude
They would correct sentence structure or something equally/even more petty.
Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory
4:05 he/she might not even be trying to sound intelligent. Maybe they’re joking about how long they waffle on for
Squantle succ
1:16 "this isn't so bad"
1:17 "OH COME ON WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT"
Yea that was exactly my thought process too... it was fine until this last line
I lost it when I saw the spelling errors.
Same though, I was like "this is actually kind of nice" and then they ruined it with the last line
Quick mini rant, but this bullshit where the universe is big therefore our actions don't have consequences needs to die. Like, honestly, is it not enough to make the people around you happier? No, because that doesn't shut off that voice that keeps telling you that you're worthless. So you tell yourself you've "seen the light" because you've blown everything so far out of perspective that yes, you can pretend to be a worthless husk of cells, who doesn't have real emotion but "chemical reactions" and who doesn't have real impact because the heat death of the universe. Fuck that. You're alive, stop trying to convince yourself you're dead.
Can you Match My Intelligence? made it sound like a clickbait ad imo
"Fast is a verb"
Fast is a verb
FUTURE SCIENTIST EVERYONE!
Aura Sky Exactly! It is a verb too, but that's not how the mother used it!
It should be faster since it's comparing 2 people instead of 3 or more
+It's Spies Faster is a personal pronoun you amateur
Fast as a bird
Jammer Lammer
Personal Pronouns you
each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case.
Congrats you just made me look something up.
But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah.
Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.
Also, my dad has a graphic design degree and still makes six figures 😂
Awesome. I'm legit jealous. What does he do, exactly?
@@jaysonklein6018 he does graphic design, obviously
@@jaysonklein6018 he’s an interior designer