As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.
That would really actually be funny, of he would step up and say it was all an act.... I am actually a sumo wrestler, never was cia or training military or cops i was just there for the coffee and donuts.
@user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁
@@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.
The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.
Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂
Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.
I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.
@@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha
Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.
Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry
@@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.
Agreed, they’re still entertaining as hell - but all of the other stuff that happened outside the movies is what really made him a laughing stock - especially when he started comparing himself to the likes of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, etc
Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!
Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.
"it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended
@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.
@@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
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I fight exactly like Steven Seagal when my granddaughter visits and wants to test herself.
@@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.
I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.
You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D
@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.
Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up
He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣
All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target
Budo Jujitsu was the swordless form of the Samurai. Aikido was a variation which focused on 'spiritual' development as much (if not more) than combat. Aikido didn't surface until early 1900's (without googling to check), the Grandmaster was Morihei Ueshiba who died early somewhere around 1930, I think. Partner compliance is key in all Aikido demonstrations, such as the one with Seagull here.
He died in 1969 Aikido was officially founded in 1928 but developed earlier it's parent art is Daito Ryu Aikijuijitsu the most brutal joint locking and breaking of all jiujitsu systems. Great grandmaster Takeda taught Ueshiba who was a master of Sumo Combat Samurai jiujitsu Shinto Takagi Yoshen Ryu I believe one of the oldest Samurai arts and Kenjutsu sword fighting. Takedas system was his families system begun in 900 ad when the patriarch Takeda would dissect samurai victims from the battlefield and studied how the joints move the system of joint locking and destroying joints was created from this study. There's nothing more painful than a wrist lock and turning the opponent arm in a direction it can't go that's why they fly through the air. I studied a variety of systems and in Ninjitsu you see a ton of Aikido and Aikijuijitsu. Aikido is large flowing circles allowing for a toss and throw that won't hurt the other guy but stun him and force him to rethink his aggression Aikijuijitsu is small circles ....tearing the arm out of the shoulder socket or snapping an elbow joint or breaking a wrist. It's apparent Joe Rogan didn't bother to read or research Seagals or the systems he's mastered
@@peterbartolomeo5542He would be surprised at how brutal Aikido gets. I low-key like how Aikido is underestimated... It is not until a well seasoned practitioner utilizes it to custom modern fighting, that stuns the opponent and just submit them for control and suggestive movement their biology can not contradict on a platter, that's when they are surprised at the immense power of control. I don't know much, I'm self taught. Specialty is arm control... I can pause/control opponents movement, and test pain threshold with just that ability... Adding, a pre-evasion to it means the other guy will most likely be in serious trouble if not quick thinking and moving... Opponents who understand the power of aikido are extremely quick and are very cautious, lols... So they end up making weird movements like the practitioner...
@@eyooffiong I'm sure it's very brutal but let's face it, the reality today is that Aikido is trained in such a way where it has lost its combat effectiveness, because there is absolutely no pressure testing in sparring and all techniques are performed on willing and compliant opponents...then it has also been infiltrated by complete frauds who promote "no touch jutsu" or "death touch" which supposedly utilizes ones Ki and literally all the endless challenge fights showing MMA fighters, jujitsu specialists, judoka, boxers, kickboxers and muay Thai fighters beating the living snot out of these people is proof that a lot of it is total nonsense.... You can live in disillusion all you want, but what you and many Aikido advocates forget is that despite being a martial arts experts who trained in multiple disciplines, Ueshiba Sensei ended up becoming a staunch pacifist in his later due to the destruction of WW2 and the heinous war crimes committed by Japan and thus he began to push aikido into that direction as well, intending for it to not be used for any sort of violence whatsoever.... Maybe in its early days it was probably highly effective, but the reality today is that is has absolutely lost that effectiveness due to being watered down by both it's original founder in his later years and even today by current practitioners.... You're better off rather learning actual Aikijujitsu, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Chinese Shuai Jiao wrestling or any other style of grappling and wrestling
@@eyooffiong crazy how you also make it sound as if other martial arts styles and especially other grappling styles do not have effective joint locks.... Maybe give jujitsu a try and then let me know "ineffective" it is.... Even Tai Chi has joint locks
Jason DeLucia tells a crazy ass story about going to Steven Seagal’s dojo for like 40 days in a row to fight Seagal because he posted an open challenge in the 90s and Seagal never showed to fight. Then he found out another school was offering a challenge to fight and he went over there. That guy did show up and unfortunately or fortunately, that guy was Royce Gracie. It’s the Jiu-Jitsu Robot TH-cam channel.
Seagal finally meets Joe Rogan Steven Seagal: "I heard you've been talking trash about me Joe" Joe Rogan: "(sigh) I'll just save you the trouble and break my own arm"
Says the the legend no one knows about ? Man I ain’t never heard you anywhere and you out here hating on a guy that has actually done stuff in his life.
@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol
If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on TH-cam.
@@zentriffid Hey. Newsflash idiot who believes everything he sees on youtube. Whoever you see as "Aikido masters" on youtube sparring with MMA fighters, are NO Aikido masters ! There is NO sparring in Aikido so there is no cage fighting. REAL Aikido master would NEVER do such a thing. How do I know that? Cause I'm a 4th Dan Aikidoka doing this shit for over 20 years.
The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.
For what it's worth... I was in a Seagal movie about 20 years ago that was shot in Thailand (Belly of the Beast 2003). Steven wasn't on set the day I was shooting, but we were talking to the Thai crew about him. If you know Thai people, they are super nice and avoid conflict at all costs, and even they had bad things to say about him. I would have rather heard great things about Steven, so I was disappointed.
Aikido is not allowed in MMA. Much of it involves small joint manipulation. Nobody wants to see tough ground and pound guys crying when their wrists and pinkies get twisted.
About 15 years ago he was a Sheriff’s deputy in Louisiana. Imagine sitting down after a long day of skipping bail, lighting up a doobie and getting your door kicked in by Steven Seagal, because Dog the Bounty Hunter took the day off.
For clarity, Seagal technically ran a dojo in Japan, but that was opened by his father in law, ran by his wife, and was out of business in a few years.
LIAR. He was an up and coming student at the dojo where he met his first wife. He became a teacher but he never ran it, and it didn't go out of business...it's still running today!! Why lie?
Say what you will about aikido, Seagal took it and made it the most entertaining martial art to watch on film of all time. His fight scenes in his prime are still untouched. Yes I am aware what he is doing on film is fake. But it's a lot of fun to watch.
Majority of fight scenes in movies aren't realistic, just something to look cool, Seagal definitely did that in his earlier movies, smashing dudes through shop windows and grocery shelving, love his old films haha
It's not fake...it's set up so no one gets hurt He's deadly. Ask any real stuntman that's ever worked with him. He mostly uses the same villains in his fighting sequences you know why? They are Aikido students of his. If you really want the truth there's a few videos about the man that will STUN YOU. His autobiography A Path Beyond Thought and the Bio Chanel Seagals documentary. They are both on you tube. Watch both. He is a bonafide 7 TH Dan Aikido MASTER. Since he's 12 he began first with Shitto Ryu Karate then Aikido
@@peterbartolomeo5542 Aikido is fake af and Steven Segal is a fucking joke dude you sound like someone who thinks pro wrestling is real life fighting lol I've been doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for over 13 years dude even back when I was only a white belt I was destroying aikido masters who shared the space with us whenever they ask to test which style worked and I'm 5"9 and that specific time i was 174 lbs at the time (im not that weight anymore tho i filled out over the years due to age and my muscles developing) and I was taking down and choking the shit out of aikido masters with only half a year of training lol and that's because aikido doesn't work on people who aren't cooperating with you and giving you full resistance and its semi contact which doesn't prepare you for the real life bjj is full contact and hard and the art is very hard and rough as well as very highly technical and in my opinion the most technical there is hense why I chose to make it my main focus instead of other arts and has been proven time and time again to be the most superior art look at any street fight on youtube involving a bjj fighter vs a boxer kickboxer karate kung fu aikido Tae kwon do krav maga etc they all get taken down and completely dominated by a joint lock or a choke or ground n pound and sometimes knock out on the feet even because belive it or not if thought at the right school bjj does have am element of striking if you're learning bjj for self defense /street fights and not just the sport aspect which I was brought up with the mentality of having to know self defense/street fighting bjj as well as sport bjj that is most known of from people who dont do jiu jitsu or know really what it is
Love that guy on JRE lately who had been “wrongfully convicted’ , but less than one year after being released was found to have a head in his freezer. Oops
PLEASE someone get Seagal to fight Van Damme on the Tyson/Paul undercard. Both actors need the attention/money and it would be such a great guilty pleasure for a Sat night in with Netflix.
Hi Joe. I've been watching the Olympics and i came across the Judo event. I don't want to bad mouth the athletes, but the matches i saw were almost like Seagull fights. They looked like "Sleeve pulling" fights.
Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.
He’s also a pilot, astronaut, dog breeder, politician, a chef.. the list goes on!
😂😂😂
@Mehoyboi nah lol I saw Under Siege. He's just a cook 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@interwebrando135a lowly, lowly cook
"just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao
Loved that! Lol
😂😂
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Disrespectful posture is unacceptable 😂
Segal can't even get posture right. What a joke.
Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆
Any scene where he's not sitting at a table or on a couch 🤣
Literally.
@@A_r78Is this you, Seagal? 😂😂😂
I laughed when I seen this one clip of him sitting at a desk chair fighting a guy. He can't even be bothered to get up at this point.
@@Gianni523 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen - and they're all 100% accurate.
Glad to see someone shouting out his channel. Dude is on another world
@@Icanonlycountto4 Most definitely. Dude says some of the most crazy ridiculous things and it cracks me up every time! 😆
😂😂yes sir agreed 😂😂
Space Ice rips him to bits. He’s jokes
Space Ices vid titles are awesome as well. Lol
Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do. “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”
Bullshito is the greatest thing to happen to the internet
So hilarious 🤣
“Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?”
❤️
😂😂
No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.
You ain't lying
I heard it's the same with the movie scripts he writes.
Facts
even steven segals ass loves steven segal no ones ass can be bothered to love boring fake steven segal
Maybe Nico ?
Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.
People who throw themselves at you
Everybody thought space war was a joke, and here we are with a fkn space military branch for the U.S.
@@jordanbabcock9349Apples and oranges.
@@jordanbabcock9349I see
As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.
Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.
Most of the oompa loompas are Mexican 🤣
💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.
Brendan schaub is more funny on his podcast than his standup
😅😮😮 lol dam bro a
Don't insult Steven seagal comparing him to that amoeba
under-rated comment.
@@gamebredo8880 said no one ever
The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol
Deep throats it had me😂😂😂😂
@RaniaIsAwesome they're both dictators but that's about it
Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.
He won't
hell nah
@@johnnymonsterrrr then you don't know good Internet. That would get SOO many views
That would break records 😅 i just imagine the facil expressions of segal😐🤨😏🙄😑
Theo Von... Better get him on!!!
What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian, performing the longest joke in human history?
he is the joke.
@@zentriffid Yep, the longest joke of all time.
Exactly 😂😂😂
That would really actually be funny, of he would step up and say it was all an act....
I am actually a sumo wrestler, never was cia or training military or cops i was just there for the coffee and donuts.
We all got played 😂
Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite
“Bow to your sensei!”
“Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?…fah getta bout it”
Rex kwan doe
😂
That is soo spot on !!!😂
Looked like him too
Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.
Sasso is so freaking hilarious
@@Last_Chance._"Yeah, I'm driving!"_
@@yannick245 lol "the Baja"
A fellow man of culture, I see.
@@Last_Chance. _"Ya Nintendo is a gay taquito!"_
Space ice is hilarious best at Steven Seagal hating 😂
Space Ice is awesome!
Just commented same thing before I seen this bro. Great to see another fan
Exactly what I thought! 🤣
Awesome to see Space Ice get a shout out. I love his work. MEGGGAA BLOCKBUSTER HIT
Try also: SenseiSeagal
"It won't work in a street fight but it will work against a person with a sword" 😂😅😂😅😂😅
Shows you how totally useless Joe Rogan is. He knows NOTHING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.
lol
@wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667 it's designed for it.. whether it works or not... well.. 1% chance is better than oh fuck I'm dead.
When i went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06, one of our party guides was the Mexican version of Seagal. The hair, the mustache, the talk. Good shit
Damn...I would have laughed so hard inside. Your so lucky rofl
@user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁
I met him in Valladolid! He does movie stunts, very cool guy ,spoke perfect English
did he do any of the movie lines for you?
I went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06.
Space Ice army in the house
FOR NO REASON
Legendary 😂
Space ice ❤
I'm with space ice
"I just read the best script I ever read."
"Who wrote it"
"I did"
[Edit: This is from a story from when Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern in 2000s]
😂😂😂😂
"this morning when i awoke i met the worlds toughest hollywood hero in my bathroom"
"you did wow thats amazing who was it"
"me"
“Just his posture is so disrespectful” 😂😂😂
Whatever the hell THAT means.
Steven “they call that one a skippy cause it goes skip skip skip skip skip”
Segura “BULL SHIT” 😂😂😂
Hey, he’s been piloting skippys for like 45 years.
*87 years
Is that a German Sheppard spaniel mix?. I've been training dogs for like 47 years"
I'm worried about people criticizing Seagal while finding talentless hacks like Segura and Rogan. Rogan talks a😢echo chambers while living in one
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g don’t worry bud, you’ll be okay
Segal dieing in Executive Decision is his greatest role ever.
2 minutes in
Dying*
@@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.
hahah me and my Dad were huge Segall fans back in day 😂 We were so bummed when he died all early in that movie we were like wtf
No him dying in machete is but of course he had to kill himself
Shout out to Space Ice, his take on seagal movies is gold
Seems like not a lot of people here heard about Space Ice.. comedy gold 😅
I gotta watch a space ice Seagal take at least 3 times a week. I be in tears laughing
Space ice is gold!!
Respect to Steven Seagal from Slovak Republic! Strong man! 🇸🇰💪😎
The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.
Who?
I agree. That dude is hilarious.
Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂
Space Ice’s Seagal videos are absolute gold!
Love that channel!! Hilarious the way he destroys seagal 😂😂😂
Joe couldn’t believe he was eating carrots 🤣 “carrots?” “He’s eating CARROTS?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe was probably on DMT.
what? VEGETABLES? not in my house
Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.
That was a beautiful carrot, though.
The clips of 'younger Segal', look like They were the Inspiration for Kramers Karate Career in Seinfeld....
The Black Keys w/ Joe Rogan, all stoned, talking about Steven Seagal. Amazing.
If anyone is wondering why hes tapping the melon, there is a certain sound that can be heard when tapping them that tells you theyre ripe
I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.
@@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha
ITS LIKE CUTTING AN ONION WHILE CRYING ITS A POLITICAL HOGGWASH.
Yeah but he didn’t know that
He was trying to split the watermelon but failed.
Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.
I dont think it matters who it is. I want my donuts.
Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry
Fuck bro you right
He is a traitor living in Russia since 2016
Toss in a package of Oreos and he would absolutely destroy you
"He's eating carrots" is what broke Rogan. 😂😂😂
Deep throating that shit lmfao 💀😅😂
The carrot was played by Rob Schneider
The Black Keys used to listen to Cumtown what fucking universe are we in
A pretty good one all things considered lol
I knew I identified with them
✊
I am gay
@@Dovahkiin0117is that you Oscar?
They are being booked to appear on the Adam Friedland Show soon
i am gay
Nick Mullen said this is the Entenmann's donut Era of Segal's career.
Dude I have revisited that Clangers video on the Cumtown Seagal bit about 50 times and it is always funny. "Fatly going around corners" 😂
@@richrivers1232 that scene where it's obvious the guy Segal is trying to pull to safety is being pulled by a rope off screen.
@@ryanarboristHAHHAH oh man it's the best! So funny
@@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.
The part where Steven Seagal says “wuss happennin” to some 5 yr old Hungarian child.
Seagal is hilarious. one of our time's greatest comedians.
Unintentional comedic legend.
@@stevem2323 yep
“I’m sure on some planet your techniques are quite impressive, your weak link is; this is Earth.” -Kung Pow. 😂😂
Patrick wearing a Harvard shirt with the unibombers police sketch on it while referencing Cumtown is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen .
Didn't even notice ahahah that's gold
Dude you haven't seen The Gringo Papi?
Cumtown doing Seagal is nuts
I am old enough to remember when Steven Seagal was credited for “helping” Anderson Silva become the greatest fighter of all time. Those were the days!
I so remember that, and I heard that Dana or the UFC didn't like it lol
That's not that old 😆
Damn I feel old 😂
Lmao I remember he told Anderson “I knew that front kick would be there” lolol
Shit man! Are we old now?
Vitor Belfort didn't like that
“Under Siege” was one of my all time favorite action films as a kid. Watched it recently for the first time since the 90s and it’s even better now. 😂
Seeing Blondie come out of the cake....yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs!
Seeing Blondie (Eleniak) come out of the cake...yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs on Earth!
Best bit was the chick appearing from the cake 🎂
@@speak_your_truth.exactly 😂
The cake is the best part of it
I am still enjoying my old steven seagal movies.
@lorddemonoss3945
So am I. They're classics.
@lorddemonoss3945
So am I. They're classics.
Agreed, they’re still entertaining as hell - but all of the other stuff that happened outside the movies is what really made him a laughing stock - especially when he started comparing himself to the likes of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, etc
Under Siege
Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!
Get on some medication
@@JohnAdams-xc5yk Listen i will be respectful because you are so much older, please scroll down my comment and enjoy your day.
Hey Steven,stop using fake accounts to defend yourself 😂
@leninfranco9328get a life I bet you like my movies
He was good in his prime..like 5 years. Then he drove every cast member insane and gained 200pnds.
If only Nick Mullen were here to chime in on this😂
Entenmann’s Donut era Seagal
My good friend Nick!
Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.
Nick's way to busy trying to ruin the legacy of cumtown.
@@edlangoneyour avi is the best! 😂
"it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended
Yeah, it's a fake martial art...lol.
Joe is thinking of Jiu Jitsu. Aikido was derived from that to be less violent.
@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.
@@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
I fight exactly like Steven Seagal when my granddaughter visits and wants to test herself.
Rogan needs to get Seagal on his podcast; just do it!!!
I don't think he would, I think they're allegations against Seagal.
I am eagerly awaiting this
yeah i agree. that would lay to rest the misconceptions and the ridicule
Hasn't he been hiding in Russia for years?
@@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.
The old guy with the white mustache in the Seagal movie is Dale Dye, a decorated Marine officer that saw combat in Vietnam.
Lol I know exactly who you mean. Always plays senior military officers.
And he was the Sheriff of a Western Montana county, Ravalli County I believe.
Precisely seen more action than these quims dissing him.
That does not automatically preclude him from being a dickhead.
I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.
No. It was developed in the 1920's and 30's.
I thought it was to pose with a sword.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
@@stevebb2915he was also a bullshit artist who claimed to have beaten up 60 armed police by himself.
@@swedishbutcher 🤔 no surprise it’s Seagal’s martial art of choice then, is it
He did put that carrot to far in his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂
Such an epic finish to the segment 😂
“I’ve got brother so, lots of ball kicking”
"Anybody Know why Richie did Bobby Lupo " ?
Fuck yeah!!!!😂
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Its good to see new JRE clips here on TH-cam!
Segal is what you get when you order a Chuck Norris from Wish
That older footage of him fighting against students reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer was throwing around kids.
A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.
I still can’t believe the Seahawks didn’t run the ball man…
😂😂😂
Crazy this dropped while I'm in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole!
Imagine wasting your life watching his bullshit 🤣💀
So his name spelling is now a Mandela Effect. Do you think the spelling changed?
3 movie rabbit hole ?
No it isn't. It also dropped while I'm not in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole.
Space ice, you’ll be entertained for hours
You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D
I had to reread this several times until I understood you put your quotations in the wrong place(s).
@@nomdeguerre8464 my bad. :D
I get the vibe from Steven Segal that he doesn't give a F what anyone thinks.
I respect that..
If you have to constantly spread lies to make people believe you are a martial arts legend, you give millions of F's about what anyone thinks.
@FlorisDVijfde Maybe you're right, but he sure acts good then because he seems like he doesn't care.
@@nunyabusiness3666 Just part of the facade.
Especially when a woman says no.. RAPIST
@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.
Frank Dux said that Steven Seagal is legit.
Frank Dux is a Fraud, too. Research it. He hasn't done 1/3 of the things he's claimed.
Dux is as big a Fraud as Seagal.
Franc dux would round house kick him like 4 times
Hearing Seagal pronounce “Vladimir Putin” is a hoot. Worth finding on TH-cam.
Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up
I just went and looked for it after reading your comment. I wasn’t disappointed 👍🏻😂
He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣
Turn it into a ringtone 😂😂
All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out
Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target
Never thought of how Seagal's commander has to be 80 years old in the movies. 🤣😂
Watched "Midnight Cowboy" with Dustan Hoffman and John Voit. Wasn't anything else on, so I watched.
Ended up LOVING it. Great movie.
Dustin is one of the best actors ever
Budo Jujitsu was the swordless form of the Samurai. Aikido was a variation which focused on 'spiritual' development as much (if not more) than combat. Aikido didn't surface until early 1900's (without googling to check), the Grandmaster was Morihei Ueshiba who died early somewhere around 1930, I think. Partner compliance is key in all Aikido demonstrations, such as the one with Seagull here.
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He died in 1969 Aikido was officially founded in 1928 but developed earlier it's parent art is Daito Ryu Aikijuijitsu the most brutal joint locking and breaking of all jiujitsu systems. Great grandmaster Takeda taught Ueshiba who was a master of Sumo Combat Samurai jiujitsu Shinto Takagi Yoshen Ryu I believe one of the oldest Samurai arts and Kenjutsu sword fighting. Takedas system was his families system begun in 900 ad when the patriarch Takeda would dissect samurai victims from the battlefield and studied how the joints move the system of joint locking and destroying joints was created from this study. There's nothing more painful than a wrist lock and turning the opponent arm in a direction it can't go that's why they fly through the air. I studied a variety of systems and in Ninjitsu you see a ton of Aikido and Aikijuijitsu. Aikido is large flowing circles allowing for a toss and throw that won't hurt the other guy but stun him and force him to rethink his aggression Aikijuijitsu is small circles ....tearing the arm out of the shoulder socket or snapping an elbow joint or breaking a wrist. It's apparent Joe Rogan didn't bother to read or research Seagals or the systems he's mastered
@@peterbartolomeo5542He would be surprised at how brutal Aikido gets.
I low-key like how Aikido is underestimated... It is not until a well seasoned practitioner utilizes it to custom modern fighting, that stuns the opponent and just submit them for control and suggestive movement their biology can not contradict on a platter, that's when they are surprised at the immense power of control.
I don't know much, I'm self taught. Specialty is arm control... I can pause/control opponents movement, and test pain threshold with just that ability...
Adding, a pre-evasion to it means the other guy will most likely be in serious trouble if not quick thinking and moving...
Opponents who understand the power of aikido are extremely quick and are very cautious, lols... So they end up making weird movements like the practitioner...
@@eyooffiong I'm sure it's very brutal but let's face it, the reality today is that Aikido is trained in such a way where it has lost its combat effectiveness, because there is absolutely no pressure testing in sparring and all techniques are performed on willing and compliant opponents...then it has also been infiltrated by complete frauds who promote "no touch jutsu" or "death touch" which supposedly utilizes ones Ki and literally all the endless challenge fights showing MMA fighters, jujitsu specialists, judoka, boxers, kickboxers and muay Thai fighters beating the living snot out of these people is proof that a lot of it is total nonsense.... You can live in disillusion all you want, but what you and many Aikido advocates forget is that despite being a martial arts experts who trained in multiple disciplines, Ueshiba Sensei ended up becoming a staunch pacifist in his later due to the destruction of WW2 and the heinous war crimes committed by Japan and thus he began to push aikido into that direction as well, intending for it to not be used for any sort of violence whatsoever.... Maybe in its early days it was probably highly effective, but the reality today is that is has absolutely lost that effectiveness due to being watered down by both it's original founder in his later years and even today by current practitioners.... You're better off rather learning actual Aikijujitsu, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Chinese Shuai Jiao wrestling or any other style of grappling and wrestling
@@eyooffiong crazy how you also make it sound as if other martial arts styles and especially other grappling styles do not have effective joint locks.... Maybe give jujitsu a try and then let me know "ineffective" it is.... Even Tai Chi has joint locks
The "Lebell lock" is still used to this day. Segal crying to the FBI agents is the best.
Jason DeLucia tells a crazy ass story about going to Steven Seagal’s dojo for like 40 days in a row to fight Seagal because he posted an open challenge in the 90s and Seagal never showed to fight. Then he found out another school was offering a challenge to fight and he went over there. That guy did show up and unfortunately or fortunately, that guy was Royce Gracie. It’s the Jiu-Jitsu Robot TH-cam channel.
"some old music is good....but I guess some old movies are good too" Wow amazing insight Joe
Yeah, he was stoned af when he said that, just look at his eyes, if you can.
Joe Rogain says the craziest sh*t. He seems special needs 😂
Seagal finally meets Joe Rogan
Steven Seagal: "I heard you've been talking trash about me Joe"
Joe Rogan: "(sigh) I'll just save you the trouble and break my own arm"
Lol. All would not really fight! Too much negative publicity. no good for public image.
I like how the guy starts off “I heard that” and Joe instantly throws out the name and the actually story of what happened and goes into it. Awesome!
Telepathic joe
steven seagal is a legend in his own mind.
And my mind
Steven Seagal is a Legend in Aikido..
Says the the legend no one knows about ? Man I ain’t never heard you anywhere and you out here hating on a guy that has actually done stuff in his life.
Hearing Joe say “for funsies” was the center of my 2025 bingo card. 5:21
Seagal is a legend in his own lunchbox 😂
Aikido is the art of falling down or tumbling when someone pretends to throw you.
That is Judo
@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol
If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on TH-cam.
@@lighthawkgames5805 Bulldust. Ive seen Akido masters against MMA fighters, they lose , badly and immediately.
@@zentriffid Hey. Newsflash idiot who believes everything he sees on youtube. Whoever you see as "Aikido masters" on youtube sparring with MMA fighters, are NO Aikido masters ! There is NO sparring in Aikido so there is no cage fighting. REAL Aikido master would NEVER do such a thing. How do I know that? Cause I'm a 4th Dan Aikidoka doing this shit for over 20 years.
Knowing how to fight "hand to hand" with weapons involved is a precious ability.
"Fix bayonets!"
Only stupid people fight each other with bayonets
*Space Ice on TH-cam* is the greatest Seagal channel ever.
Nick Mullen and Stavros ripping on Steven Seagull on “cumtown” is hilarious
Every movie with Seagal in is called "the worst movie ever" 😂
I remember watching Dusty Rhodes say " I just have them run into my bionic elbow".
The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.
Throwing people to the ground is pretty violent
@@AckzaTV when they do 90% of the work not really
@@AckzaTV There's no resistance and it's a controlled land. Akido more like dancing that it does fighting.
Good to see my very close friend Nick Mullen getting some recognition for his commentary on Steven Segal movies.
At 0:22 you hear Joe chuckle/scoff. That’s hilarious
"You ever get kicked in the balls?"
"Well I have three brothers so.."
Factually correct.
I think both Seagal,Gene and Bruce are masters in there own martial arts.I will never disrespect any of them.Legends.
"I've got 3 brothers so there's a lot of ball kicking." 😆
Made me crack up
There is nothing more dangerous than the toupee living on Seagals head
I'd say the glue holding it on is far more lethal.
For what it's worth...
I was in a Seagal movie about 20 years ago that was shot in Thailand (Belly of the Beast 2003). Steven wasn't on set the day I was shooting, but we were talking to the Thai crew about him. If you know Thai people, they are super nice and avoid conflict at all costs, and even they had bad things to say about him. I would have rather heard great things about Steven, so I was disappointed.
Joe realizing that there actually are dope old movies is a beautiful thing to see.
We love you Joe :)
Get a life
Lol not exactly a wild realization...
@@wingerding Thats why I made the comment its not wild at all but Joe seems to be blown away by it.
@@sole__doubtyou're a dork
Joe Rogen vs Steven Seagull mma fight would outsell Mcgrigor and Khabob fight,make it happen Duna
Aikido is not allowed in MMA. Much of it involves small joint manipulation. Nobody wants to see tough ground and pound guys crying when their wrists and pinkies get twisted.
About 15 years ago he was a Sheriff’s deputy in Louisiana. Imagine sitting down after a long day of skipping bail, lighting up a doobie and getting your door kicked in by Steven Seagal, because Dog the Bounty Hunter took the day off.
Dog will be straight with you despite the cameras. He just needs to retire now.
hate it when that happens.
Seriously funny!
Steven Seagal only gets more powerful when people laugh
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For clarity, Seagal technically ran a dojo in Japan, but that was opened by his father in law, ran by his wife, and was out of business in a few years.
LIAR. He was an up and coming student at the dojo where he met his first wife. He became a teacher but he never ran it, and it didn't go out of business...it's still running today!!
Why lie?
@@snazzyd8866 there’s a difference between lying and being ignorant of the facts; I suspect it’s the latter
The guy with the glasses is the Steven Seagal of telling stories about Steven Seagal.
I actually enjoyed his 80s/90s movies like Above The Law & Marked for Death.
Seagal has created a database in his mind of all the rude comments over the years and he will be outside your house tonight...
Say what you will about aikido, Seagal took it and made it the most entertaining martial art to watch on film of all time. His fight scenes in his prime are still untouched. Yes I am aware what he is doing on film is fake. But it's a lot of fun to watch.
Majority of fight scenes in movies aren't realistic, just something to look cool, Seagal definitely did that in his earlier movies, smashing dudes through shop windows and grocery shelving, love his old films haha
It's not fake...it's set up so no one gets hurt He's deadly. Ask any real stuntman that's ever worked with him. He mostly uses the same villains in his fighting sequences you know why? They are Aikido students of his. If you really want the truth there's a few videos about the man that will STUN YOU. His autobiography A Path Beyond Thought and the Bio Chanel Seagals documentary. They are both on you tube. Watch both. He is a bonafide 7 TH Dan Aikido MASTER. Since he's 12 he began first with Shitto Ryu Karate then Aikido
@@peterbartolomeo5542 Aikido is fake af and Steven Segal is a fucking joke dude you sound like someone who thinks pro wrestling is real life fighting lol I've been doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for over 13 years dude even back when I was only a white belt I was destroying aikido masters who shared the space with us whenever they ask to test which style worked and I'm 5"9 and that specific time i was 174 lbs at the time (im not that weight anymore tho i filled out over the years due to age and my muscles developing) and I was taking down and choking the shit out of aikido masters with only half a year of training lol and that's because aikido doesn't work on people who aren't cooperating with you and giving you full resistance and its semi contact which doesn't prepare you for the real life bjj is full contact and hard and the art is very hard and rough as well as very highly technical and in my opinion the most technical there is hense why I chose to make it my main focus instead of other arts and has been proven time and time again to be the most superior art look at any street fight on youtube involving a bjj fighter vs a boxer kickboxer karate kung fu aikido Tae kwon do krav maga etc they all get taken down and completely dominated by a joint lock or a choke or ground n pound and sometimes knock out on the feet even because belive it or not if thought at the right school bjj does have am element of striking if you're learning bjj for self defense /street fights and not just the sport aspect which I was brought up with the mentality of having to know self defense/street fighting bjj as well as sport bjj that is most known of from people who dont do jiu jitsu or know really what it is
like Bruce much better.
Joe Rogan never fails to fill me up with his load of content
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Love that guy on JRE lately who had been “wrongfully convicted’ , but less than one year after being released was found to have a head in his freezer. Oops
PLEASE someone get Seagal to fight Van Damme on the Tyson/Paul undercard. Both actors need the attention/money and it would be such a great guilty pleasure for a Sat night in with Netflix.
Hi Joe. I've been watching the Olympics and i came across the Judo event. I don't want to bad mouth the athletes, but the matches i saw were almost like Seagull fights. They looked like "Sleeve pulling" fights.
Space Ice !
You're got damn right
Space Ice is the best.
"Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie where he showed the World..."
Nice...
"Anyway" 😂
I love it how stoned everyone is on this show
Is that what it is?
Wake n bake
We need a Seagal JRE episode!
We absolutely don't. That guy's ego is notoriously huge it would be uncomfortable watching him and Joe's dynamic together.
It's quite obvious that every person attacking Steven is running at him. What if his attacker didn't run at him?
I love the compilations of him running