As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.
That would really actually be funny, of he would step up and say it was all an act.... I am actually a sumo wrestler, never was cia or training military or cops i was just there for the coffee and donuts.
For clarity, Seagal technically ran a dojo in Japan, but that was opened by his father in law, ran by his wife, and was out of business in a few years.
LIAR. He was an up and coming student at the dojo where he met his first wife. He became a teacher but he never ran it, and it didn't go out of business...it's still running today!! Why lie?
Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.
Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry
He never opened or owned a dojo in Japan, it was owned by his wife and her father and Steven was allowed to sometimes oversee classes, but that was it.
The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.
Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂
@@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.
Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.
@user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁
@@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.
"it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended
@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.
@@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.
I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.
@@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha
Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!
In this recap, Blockbuster Podcast Star Joe Rogan, mistakes the origins of Aikido, botches a story about Gene LeBell, and contemplates how long it take for feelings to get from his Balls to his BRAIIIIN.
I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
@@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.
@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol
If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on TH-cam.
@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.
The greatest thing I love about Seagal is he cant use weapons in any character. Hes not about hurting he practice the art of defense and it's a message
About 15 years ago he was a Sheriff’s deputy in Louisiana. Imagine sitting down after a long day of skipping bail, lighting up a doobie and getting your door kicked in by Steven Seagal, because Dog the Bounty Hunter took the day off.
A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.
Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up
He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣
It's a real defensive technique meaning if someone commits on throwing a punch or lunging a blade at you you can use it but it's not really that great cuz it all relies on the fact that your opponent uses too much force on his attack or that whoever you are fighting doesn't know how to fight at all
Aikido can work in the most simplistic application of the core wrist lock/arm break move. Because literally all you do is just grab someone's thumb and twist it, snap it, then keep ahold and continue to break the wrist, elbow, and shoulder without letting go.
Jason DeLucia tells a crazy ass story about going to Steven Seagal’s dojo for like 40 days in a row to fight Seagal because he posted an open challenge in the 90s and Seagal never showed to fight. Then he found out another school was offering a challenge to fight and he went over there. That guy did show up and unfortunately or fortunately, that guy was Royce Gracie. It’s the Jiu-Jitsu Robot TH-cam channel.
All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target
PLEASE someone get Seagal to fight Van Damme on the Tyson/Paul undercard. Both actors need the attention/money and it would be such a great guilty pleasure for a Sat night in with Netflix.
The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.
Seagal never ran a dojo in Japan, how does Joe Rogan not know that? The dojo was owned by his mother in law and managed by his wife. The dojo existed long before Seagal went over to Japan, he only taught there for a while.
Says the the legend no one knows about ? Man I ain’t never heard you anywhere and you out here hating on a guy that has actually done stuff in his life.
You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D
Seagal did NOT poo his pants. Gene made that story up. It was recently Debunked on the "Viking Samurai" channel, via one of the key guys that was physically present, that day. This wasnt Gene's only Tall Tale, either. He falsely framed a story, claiming to have Beaten Bruce Lee, as well. Coming up from behind Lee, when Lee was relaxing... isnt considered "Beating Lee". As far as Aikido goes... Seagal does not do Modern "Standard" Aikido. He does an OLDER form of it, that still has the Striking in it... Along with some other Differences. Seagal has not only studied Aikido, but also, many other arts methods, including some Wing Chun. He also has recently shown his Very well conditioned fists, when Jesse Enkamp ("The Karate Nerd"), and his MMA fighting Brother, went to Interview Him. In that interview, Seagal also reveals some of the main differences, between modern Aikido, and the older Aikido version that he learned and mastered. Seagal was teaching some of the Top UFC fighters of the day... some very basic techniques (there is video footage of this)... and they hardcore struggled to match his speed, grace, and accuracy of movements. At one point in the video, Seagal Mildly Tapped Andersen Silva's arm... and Silva Winced in pain. Silva was seen rubbing that same area, for the next 2 or so minutes... clearly in pain from that mild impact. So much for "Tough" MMA fighters... right?! Either you have to call Silva a wimp... or, you have to concede that Seagal has some very heavy impact power... even at his lower end level of responses. There is another clip of Seagal doing a demo with a UFC fighter... where the MMA fighter tries to hit Seagal. Seagal started out by merely parrying the fighters attacks away. After a few shots in, Seagal started to add in Counterstrikes, and eventually some kicks. As soft as those deflections look to an outsider... they not only worked, but I can tell you... that if you feel them, you will realize they are not soft at all. That it feels like your arms are running into Steel Bars. While I tend not to praise most artists, until Ive personally touched hands with them... I will go out on a limb and say, that he appears to be a Masterclass level fighter... with Lethal level strike force ability. And with his thousands of hours of throwing and grappling methods... that makes him all the more dangerous to get within an arms distance. His Live interception skills are fantastic, effective, and flawless... from what Ive seen. He has learned various kicks, and knows how to throw them without Telegraphing them (which is something that many UFC fighters dont seem to know how to do). He moves with grace, and explosive speed. Always balanced, and well Rooted. All of his interactions are flawlessly executed... and even when the UFC fighter threw completely random attacks at him... he had perfect form, in how he dealt with each of them. People love to Hate on Seagal... and a lot of it is deserved, due to his Narcissistic Personality Disorder. That said, Gene Labell also is a Narcissist.. as are many of the other big names in the martial arts... like Bruce Lee. Narcissists tend to exaggerate, and tell outright lies.. for the attention and praise it gives them. Even when they dont even need to do it... they always feel compelled to do so. They also tend to put others down, to try to prop themselves up higher. This is why Labell made up the Poo story, as well as tried to paint Bruce Lee, as being inferior to him. Its also why Seagal has told plenty of his own Tall Tales. But just because Narcissists lie, and manipulate... doesnt mean that they cant develop TRUE, high level skillsets. Also, they tend to hide some of their true knowledge and potentials... often because they dont want any competition. Bruce Lees own students, realized that he was holding back certain information from them... and that Lee was selectively teaching certain students some things... while denying these lessons to the others. Anyway... that point being... is that Seagal is a lot more competent as a fighter, than most people realize... even in his current over-weight state. All that extra fat just absorbs a lot of impact forces, making it harder to cause damages. And all of that extra mass... just makes his hits and counters, all the more powerful. Seagal is a tall dude, with very quick reflexes, and very fast hands and legs. His accuracy and timing, is flawless. If a fighter gets anywhere within range of him... they are likely going to end up, seriously hurt / ended. While Seagals attitude might suck... So do a lot of the other fighters that you likely look up too. Some of which may actually be straight up Psychopaths / Sociopaths... (potentially with actual bodies that have been buried). Just accept the reality, that the man has Masterclass level skills. I say this, as a Masterclass level Martial Artist.. with 30 years of Hardcore Training and Fighting Experience, Spanning many different artforms.
Well said. I started martial arts late in life, due to life' fate n inescapable destiny. as a boy I was interested in martial arts but my papa didn't let me learn he said I had 'heavy hands' though I was skinny n frail as contradictory as that sounds. Papa was a school Principal n he had two teachers under him. One a judo expert the other a Taichi expert He used to come to our house n discuss "spiritual matters". Later i enrolled in his Taichi class when I was an adult. His senior student an old man told me martial arts instructors are under the eye of local police they are known. If there is serious injury they would look for the Masters. He also told me as he was given charge to instruct me by the Master that there is an Energy called the Chi that can cause gradual damage to internal organs n kill the opponent months n a year later. He demo-ed regular hard blow on my forearm a blow I felt. Then demo-ed "soft touch Taichi". It felt like a feather brush but the pain was felt afterwards. Then he gave a tap on my collar bone. Mind you - the pain was recurring long time afterwards. I thought it would be cruel to inflict slowly manifesting internal organ injury LATER. THE MASTER who was working under my Papa as a school teacher was informed by me I had been practising yogi meditation. Taking that cue he initiated me in the inner part of it. He then placed his hand under my hand not touching then said "good". He felt my Chi. For weeks afterwards I hardly felt tired but stopped as I had to take two buses
Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.
He’s also a pilot, astronaut, dog breeder, politician, a chef.. the list goes on!
😂😂😂
@Mehoyboi nah lol I saw Under Siege. He's just a cook 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@interwebrando135a lowly, lowly cook
Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆
Any scene where he's not sitting at a table or on a couch 🤣
Literally.
@@A_r78Is this you, Seagal? 😂😂😂
I laughed when I seen this one clip of him sitting at a desk chair fighting a guy. He can't even be bothered to get up at this point.
@@Gianni523 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen - and they're all 100% accurate.
Glad to see someone shouting out his channel. Dude is on another world
@@Icanonlycountto4 Most definitely. Dude says some of the most crazy ridiculous things and it cracks me up every time! 😆
😂😂yes sir agreed 😂😂
Space Ice rips him to bits. He’s jokes
Space Ices vid titles are awesome as well. Lol
Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.
People who throw themselves at you
Everybody thought space war was a joke, and here we are with a fkn space military branch for the U.S.
@@jordanbabcock9349Apples and oranges.
@@jordanbabcock9349I see
As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.
Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do. “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”
Bullshito is the greatest thing to happen to the internet
So hilarious 🤣
“Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?”
❤️
😂😂
What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian, performing the longest joke in human history?
he is the joke.
@@zentriffid Yep, the longest joke of all time.
Exactly 😂😂😂
That would really actually be funny, of he would step up and say it was all an act....
I am actually a sumo wrestler, never was cia or training military or cops i was just there for the coffee and donuts.
We all got played 😂
"just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao
Loved that! Lol
😂😂
th-cam.com/video/UkxfpTdLkRg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=vOieL4h45rh3b1C_
Disrespectful posture is unacceptable 😂
Segal can't even get posture right. What a joke.
Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.
Brendan schaub is more funny on his podcast than his standup
😅😮😮 lol dam bro a
Don't insult Steven seagal comparing him to that amoeba
under-rated comment.
@@gamebredo8880 said no one ever
For clarity, Seagal technically ran a dojo in Japan, but that was opened by his father in law, ran by his wife, and was out of business in a few years.
LIAR. He was an up and coming student at the dojo where he met his first wife. He became a teacher but he never ran it, and it didn't go out of business...it's still running today!!
Why lie?
@@snazzyd8866 there’s a difference between lying and being ignorant of the facts; I suspect it’s the latter
No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.
You ain't lying
I heard it's the same with the movie scripts he writes.
Facts
even steven segals ass loves steven segal no ones ass can be bothered to love boring fake steven segal
Maybe Nico ?
Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.
He won't
hell nah
@@johnnymonsterrrr then you don't know good Internet. That would get SOO many views
That would break records 😅 i just imagine the facil expressions of segal😐🤨😏🙄😑
Theo Von... Better get him on!!!
Seagal is a threat to jelly donuts.
Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite
“Bow to your sensei!”
“Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?…fah getta bout it”
Rex kwan doe
😂
That is soo spot on !!!😂
Looked like him too
Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.
I dont think it matters who it is. I want my donuts.
Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry
Fuck bro you right
Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.
Most of the oompa loompas are Mexican 🤣
Steven “they call that one a skippy cause it goes skip skip skip skip skip”
Segura “BULL SHIT” 😂😂😂
Hey, he’s been piloting skippys for like 45 years.
*87 years
Is that a German Sheppard spaniel mix?. I've been training dogs for like 47 years"
I'm worried about people criticizing Seagal while finding talentless hacks like Segura and Rogan. Rogan talks a😢echo chambers while living in one
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g don’t worry bud, you’ll be okay
"I just read the best script I ever read."
"Who wrote it"
"I did"
[Edit: This is from a story from when Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern in 2000s]
😂😂😂😂
"this morning when i awoke i met the worlds toughest hollywood hero in my bathroom"
"you did wow thats amazing who was it"
"me"
The Black Keys w/ Joe Rogan, all stoned, talking about Steven Seagal. Amazing.
Space ice is hilarious best at Steven Seagal hating 😂
Space Ice is awesome!
Just commented same thing before I seen this bro. Great to see another fan
Exactly what I thought! 🤣
Awesome to see Space Ice get a shout out. I love his work. MEGGGAA BLOCKBUSTER HIT
Try also: SenseiSeagal
The Black Keys used to listen to Cumtown what fucking universe are we in
A pretty good one all things considered lol
I knew I identified with them
✊
I am gay
@@Dovahkiin0117is that you Oscar?
They are being booked to appear on the Adam Friedland Show soon
i am gay
He never opened or owned a dojo in Japan, it was owned by his wife and her father and Steven was allowed to sometimes oversee classes, but that was it.
The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.
Who?
I agree. That dude is hilarious.
Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂
Space Ice’s Seagal videos are absolute gold!
Love that channel!! Hilarious the way he destroys seagal 😂😂😂
The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol
Deep throats it had me😂😂😂😂
@RaniaIsAwesome they're both dictators but that's about it
I am still enjoying my old steven seagal movies.
Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.
Sasso is so freaking hilarious
@@Last_Chance._"Yeah, I'm driving!"_
@@yannick245 lol "the Baja"
A fellow man of culture, I see.
@@Last_Chance. _"Ya Nintendo is a gay taquito!"_
Segal dieing in Executive Decision is his greatest role ever.
2 minutes in
Dying*
@@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.
hahah me and my Dad were huge Segall fans back in day 😂 We were so bummed when he died all early in that movie we were like wtf
No him dying in machete is but of course he had to kill himself
"It won't work in a street fight but it will work against a person with a sword" 😂😅😂😅😂😅
Shows you how totally useless Joe Rogan is. He knows NOTHING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.
lol
Space Ice army in the house
FOR NO REASON
Legendary 😂
Space ice ❤
I'm with space ice
Joe couldn’t believe he was eating carrots 🤣 “carrots?” “He’s eating CARROTS?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe was probably on DMT.
what? VEGETABLES? not in my house
Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.
That was a beautiful carrot, though.
Seagal is a legend in his own lunchbox 😂
Shout out to Space Ice, his take on seagal movies is gold
Seems like not a lot of people here heard about Space Ice.. comedy gold 😅
I gotta watch a space ice Seagal take at least 3 times a week. I be in tears laughing
Space ice is gold!!
"He's eating carrots" is what broke Rogan. 😂😂😂
Deep throating that shit lmfao 💀😅😂
The carrot was played by Rob Schneider
Frank Dux said that Steven Seagal is legit.
Frank Dux is a Fraud, too. Research it. He hasn't done 1/3 of the things he's claimed.
Dux is as big a Fraud as Seagal.
“Under Siege” was one of my all time favorite action films as a kid. Watched it recently for the first time since the 90s and it’s even better now. 😂
Seeing Blondie come out of the cake....yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs!
Seeing Blondie (Eleniak) come out of the cake...yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs on Earth!
Best bit was the chick appearing from the cake 🎂
@@speak_your_truth.exactly 😂
The cake is the best part of it
When i went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06, one of our party guides was the Mexican version of Seagal. The hair, the mustache, the talk. Good shit
Damn...I would have laughed so hard inside. Your so lucky rofl
@user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁
I met him in Valladolid! He does movie stunts, very cool guy ,spoke perfect English
did he do any of the movie lines for you?
I went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06.
I am old enough to remember when Steven Seagal was credited for “helping” Anderson Silva become the greatest fighter of all time. Those were the days!
I so remember that, and I heard that Dana or the UFC didn't like it lol
That's not that old 😆
Damn I feel old 😂
Lmao I remember he told Anderson “I knew that front kick would be there” lolol
Shit man! Are we old now?
Vitor Belfort didn't like that
Nick Mullen said this is the Entenmann's donut Era of Segal's career.
Dude I have revisited that Clangers video on the Cumtown Seagal bit about 50 times and it is always funny. "Fatly going around corners" 😂
@@richrivers1232 that scene where it's obvious the guy Segal is trying to pull to safety is being pulled by a rope off screen.
@@ryanarboristHAHHAH oh man it's the best! So funny
@@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.
The part where Steven Seagal says “wuss happennin” to some 5 yr old Hungarian child.
“Just his posture is so disrespectful” 😂😂😂
"it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended
Yeah, it's a fake martial art...lol.
Joe is thinking of Jiu Jitsu. Aikido was derived from that to be less violent.
@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.
@@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
If only Nick Mullen were here to chime in on this😂
Entenmann’s Donut era Seagal
My good friend Nick!
Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.
Nick's way to busy trying to ruin the legacy of cumtown.
@@edlangoneyour avi is the best! 😂
"I've got 3 brothers so there's a lot of ball kicking." 😆
Made me crack up
If anyone is wondering why hes tapping the melon, there is a certain sound that can be heard when tapping them that tells you theyre ripe
I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.
@@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha
ITS LIKE CUTTING AN ONION WHILE CRYING ITS A POLITICAL HOGGWASH.
Yeah but he didn’t know that
He was trying to split the watermelon but failed.
Patrick wearing a Harvard shirt with the unibombers police sketch on it while referencing Cumtown is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen .
Didn't even notice ahahah that's gold
Dude you haven't seen The Gringo Papi?
Cumtown doing Seagal is nuts
everyone takes the piss, but I bet you wouldn’t attack him! i bet he can deliver some serious damage
Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!
Get on some medication
@@JohnAdams-xc5yk Listen i will be respectful because you are so much older, please scroll down my comment and enjoy your day.
Hey Steven,stop using fake accounts to defend yourself 😂
@leninfranco9328get a life I bet you like my movies
He was good in his prime..like 5 years. Then he drove every cast member insane and gained 200pnds.
The old guy with the white mustache in the Seagal movie is Dale Dye, a decorated Marine officer that saw combat in Vietnam.
Lol I know exactly who you mean. Always plays senior military officers.
And he was the Sheriff of a Western Montana county, Ravalli County I believe.
Precisely seen more action than these quims dissing him.
That does not automatically preclude him from being a dickhead.
Calling him a martial arts master is like Calling myself a master chef because I can make pancakes
Seagal is hilarious. one of our time's greatest comedians.
Unintentional comedic legend.
@@stevem2323 yep
The clips of 'younger Segal', look like They were the Inspiration for Kramers Karate Career in Seinfeld....
I love the compilations of him running
Space Ice
but who cares? its never mentioned agaaainnn
Steven seagal style flinch shooting.
In this recap, Blockbuster Podcast Star Joe Rogan, mistakes the origins of Aikido, botches a story about Gene LeBell, and contemplates how long it take for feelings to get from his Balls to his BRAIIIIN.
@@musek5048😂
first thing i thought of, Space Ice shout out 🤣🤣🤣
I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.
No. It was developed in the 1920's and 30's.
I thought it was to pose with a sword.
hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.
@@stevebb2915he was also a bullshit artist who claimed to have beaten up 60 armed police by himself.
@@swedishbutcher 🤔 no surprise it’s Seagal’s martial art of choice then, is it
"yea I've got 3 brothers, a lot of ball kicking" 😂😂
Rogan needs to get Seagal on his podcast; just do it!!!
I don't think he would, I think they're allegations against Seagal.
I am eagerly awaiting this
yeah i agree. that would lay to rest the misconceptions and the ridicule
Hasn't he been hiding in Russia for years?
@@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.
Aikido is the art of falling down or tumbling when someone pretends to throw you.
That is Judo
@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol
If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on TH-cam.
@@lighthawkgames5805 Bulldust. Ive seen Akido masters against MMA fighters, they lose , badly and immediately.
Aikido teaches you how to fall without hurting yourself and fight choreography, which can be useful for stunt performers.
"Anybody Know why Richie did Bobby Lupo " ?
Fuck yeah!!!!😂
😂
I think both Seagal,Gene and Bruce are masters in there own martial arts.I will never disrespect any of them.Legends.
Am still waiting on the Seagal versus Van Damme fight
That older footage of him fighting against students reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer was throwing around kids.
I get the vibe from Steven Segal that he doesn't give a F what anyone thinks.
I respect that..
If you have to constantly spread lies to make people believe you are a martial arts legend, you give millions of F's about what anyone thinks.
@FlorisDVijfde Maybe you're right, but he sure acts good then because he seems like he doesn't care.
@@nunyabusiness3666 Just part of the facade.
Especially when a woman says no.. RAPIST
@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.
The greatest thing I love about Seagal is he cant use weapons in any character. Hes not about hurting he practice the art of defense and it's a message
Its good to see new JRE clips here on TH-cam!
About 15 years ago he was a Sheriff’s deputy in Louisiana. Imagine sitting down after a long day of skipping bail, lighting up a doobie and getting your door kicked in by Steven Seagal, because Dog the Bounty Hunter took the day off.
Dog will be straight with you despite the cameras. He just needs to retire now.
hate it when that happens.
Seriously funny!
Joe: "bruce lee was over hyped"
Also Joe (10 seconds later):" 90 year old man beat up three punks stealing car"
"Rhonda would beat floyd in boxing"
A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.
Hearing Seagal pronounce “Vladimir Putin” is a hoot. Worth finding on TH-cam.
Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up
I just went and looked for it after reading your comment. I wasn’t disappointed 👍🏻😂
He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣
Turn it into a ringtone 😂😂
“Aikido’s not realistic, but it’s designed to take away swords by Samurai.” Umm, how much more realistic is this then?
It's a real defensive technique meaning if someone commits on throwing a punch or lunging a blade at you you can use it but it's not really that great cuz it all relies on the fact that your opponent uses too much force on his attack or that whoever you are fighting doesn't know how to fight at all
Joe implying at the beginning of this clip that old movies aren't that good is an insanely bad take. He really has some bad takes on things sometimes.
I rarely watch new movies anymore. I find them often weird. Enjoy watching movies from the 45's till the 90's though. They are awesome.
@@mirabella2154 Goes for books as well, the older the better
I still can’t believe the Seahawks didn’t run the ball man…
😂😂😂
Aikido can work in the most simplistic application of the core wrist lock/arm break move. Because literally all you do is just grab someone's thumb and twist it, snap it, then keep ahold and continue to break the wrist, elbow, and shoulder without letting go.
"some old music is good....but I guess some old movies are good too" Wow amazing insight Joe
Yeah, he was stoned af when he said that, just look at his eyes, if you can.
Joe Rogain says the craziest sh*t. He seems special needs 😂
The "Lebell lock" is still used to this day. Segal crying to the FBI agents is the best.
Such an epic finish to the segment 😂
“I’ve got brother so, lots of ball kicking”
When you are 6’ 5”, you can get away with a lot of shit. Honest truth
I like how the guy starts off “I heard that” and Joe instantly throws out the name and the actually story of what happened and goes into it. Awesome!
Telepathic joe
Jason DeLucia tells a crazy ass story about going to Steven Seagal’s dojo for like 40 days in a row to fight Seagal because he posted an open challenge in the 90s and Seagal never showed to fight. Then he found out another school was offering a challenge to fight and he went over there. That guy did show up and unfortunately or fortunately, that guy was Royce Gracie. It’s the Jiu-Jitsu Robot TH-cam channel.
"I don't know if you know this or not, but for the past 30 years, I've been a cop!" I miss that show 😂😂😂
All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out
Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target
Crazy this dropped while I'm in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole!
Imagine wasting your life watching his bullshit 🤣💀
So his name spelling is now a Mandela Effect. Do you think the spelling changed?
3 movie rabbit hole ?
No it isn't. It also dropped while I'm not in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole.
Space ice, you’ll be entertained for hours
PLEASE someone get Seagal to fight Van Damme on the Tyson/Paul undercard. Both actors need the attention/money and it would be such a great guilty pleasure for a Sat night in with Netflix.
Never thought of how Seagal's commander has to be 80 years old in the movies. 🤣😂
Knowing how to fight "hand to hand" with weapons involved is a precious ability.
"Fix bayonets!"
Only stupid people fight each other with bayonets
Watched "Midnight Cowboy" with Dustan Hoffman and John Voit. Wasn't anything else on, so I watched.
Ended up LOVING it. Great movie.
Good to see my very close friend Nick Mullen getting some recognition for his commentary on Steven Segal movies.
The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.
Throwing people to the ground is pretty violent
@@AckzaTV when they do 90% of the work not really
@@AckzaTV There's no resistance and it's a controlled land. Akido more like dancing that it does fighting.
Seagal never ran a dojo in Japan, how does Joe Rogan not know that? The dojo was owned by his mother in law and managed by his wife. The dojo existed long before Seagal went over to Japan, he only taught there for a while.
The c-town drop was so nice to hear.
Hearing Joe say “for funsies” was the center of my 2025 bingo card. 5:21
2:39 this guy is committed to that wrist-lock like el Lucha libre. 1000% real combat footage.
The guy with the glasses is the Steven Seagal of telling stories about Steven Seagal.
steven seagal is a legend in his own mind.
And my mind
Steven Seagal is a Legend in Aikido..
Says the the legend no one knows about ? Man I ain’t never heard you anywhere and you out here hating on a guy that has actually done stuff in his life.
The Black Keys drummer is one of my favorite Rogan guests, he's just like one of your bros roasting everything and talkin shit.
I actually enjoyed his 80s/90s movies like Above The Law & Marked for Death.
You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D
I had to reread this several times until I understood you put your quotations in the wrong place(s).
@@nomdeguerre8464 my bad. :D
The first 10 minutes of Glimmer Man feels like an hour long movie.
Joe realizing that there actually are dope old movies is a beautiful thing to see.
We love you Joe :)
Get a life
Lol not exactly a wild realization...
@@wingerding Thats why I made the comment its not wild at all but Joe seems to be blown away by it.
@@sole__doubtyou're a dork
There is nothing more dangerous than the toupee living on Seagals head
I'd say the glue holding it on is far more lethal.
Seagal did NOT poo his pants. Gene made that story up. It was recently Debunked on the "Viking Samurai" channel, via one of the key guys that was physically present, that day. This wasnt Gene's only Tall Tale, either. He falsely framed a story, claiming to have Beaten Bruce Lee, as well. Coming up from behind Lee, when Lee was relaxing... isnt considered "Beating Lee". As far as Aikido goes... Seagal does not do Modern "Standard" Aikido. He does an OLDER form of it, that still has the Striking in it... Along with some other Differences. Seagal has not only studied Aikido, but also, many other arts methods, including some Wing Chun. He also has recently shown his Very well conditioned fists, when Jesse Enkamp ("The Karate Nerd"), and his MMA fighting Brother, went to Interview Him. In that interview, Seagal also reveals some of the main differences, between modern Aikido, and the older Aikido version that he learned and mastered.
Seagal was teaching some of the Top UFC fighters of the day... some very basic techniques (there is video footage of this)... and they hardcore struggled to match his speed, grace, and accuracy of movements. At one point in the video, Seagal Mildly Tapped Andersen Silva's arm... and Silva Winced in pain. Silva was seen rubbing that same area, for the next 2 or so minutes... clearly in pain from that mild impact. So much for "Tough" MMA fighters... right?! Either you have to call Silva a wimp... or, you have to concede that Seagal has some very heavy impact power... even at his lower end level of responses.
There is another clip of Seagal doing a demo with a UFC fighter... where the MMA fighter tries to hit Seagal. Seagal started out by merely parrying the fighters attacks away. After a few shots in, Seagal started to add in Counterstrikes, and eventually some kicks. As soft as those deflections look to an outsider... they not only worked, but I can tell you... that if you feel them, you will realize they are not soft at all. That it feels like your arms are running into Steel Bars.
While I tend not to praise most artists, until Ive personally touched hands with them... I will go out on a limb and say, that he appears to be a Masterclass level fighter... with Lethal level strike force ability. And with his thousands of hours of throwing and grappling methods... that makes him all the more dangerous to get within an arms distance. His Live interception skills are fantastic, effective, and flawless... from what Ive seen. He has learned various kicks, and knows how to throw them without Telegraphing them (which is something that many UFC fighters dont seem to know how to do). He moves with grace, and explosive speed. Always balanced, and well Rooted. All of his interactions are flawlessly executed... and even when the UFC fighter threw completely random attacks at him... he had perfect form, in how he dealt with each of them.
People love to Hate on Seagal... and a lot of it is deserved, due to his Narcissistic Personality Disorder. That said, Gene Labell also is a Narcissist.. as are many of the other big names in the martial arts... like Bruce Lee. Narcissists tend to exaggerate, and tell outright lies.. for the attention and praise it gives them. Even when they dont even need to do it... they always feel compelled to do so. They also tend to put others down, to try to prop themselves up higher. This is why Labell made up the Poo story, as well as tried to paint Bruce Lee, as being inferior to him. Its also why Seagal has told plenty of his own Tall Tales. But just because Narcissists lie, and manipulate... doesnt mean that they cant develop TRUE, high level skillsets. Also, they tend to hide some of their true knowledge and potentials... often because they dont want any competition. Bruce Lees own students, realized that he was holding back certain information from them... and that Lee was selectively teaching certain students some things... while denying these lessons to the others.
Anyway... that point being... is that Seagal is a lot more competent as a fighter, than most people realize... even in his current over-weight state. All that extra fat just absorbs a lot of impact forces, making it harder to cause damages. And all of that extra mass... just makes his hits and counters, all the more powerful. Seagal is a tall dude, with very quick reflexes, and very fast hands and legs. His accuracy and timing, is flawless. If a fighter gets anywhere within range of him... they are likely going to end up, seriously hurt / ended. While Seagals attitude might suck... So do a lot of the other fighters that you likely look up too. Some of which may actually be straight up Psychopaths / Sociopaths... (potentially with actual bodies that have been buried).
Just accept the reality, that the man has Masterclass level skills. I say this, as a Masterclass level Martial Artist.. with 30 years of Hardcore Training and Fighting Experience, Spanning many different artforms.
Well said. I started martial arts late in life, due to life' fate n inescapable destiny. as a boy I was interested in martial arts but my papa didn't let me learn he said I had 'heavy hands' though I was skinny n frail as contradictory as that sounds. Papa was a school Principal n he had two teachers under him. One a judo expert the other a Taichi expert
He used to come to our house n discuss "spiritual matters". Later i enrolled in his Taichi class when I was an adult. His senior student an old man told me martial arts instructors are under the eye of local police they are known. If there is serious injury they would look for the Masters. He also told me as he was given charge to instruct me by the Master that there is an Energy called the Chi that can cause gradual damage to internal organs n kill the opponent months n a year later. He demo-ed regular hard blow on my forearm a blow I felt. Then demo-ed "soft touch Taichi". It felt like a feather brush but the pain was felt afterwards. Then he gave a tap on my collar bone. Mind you - the pain was recurring long time afterwards. I thought it would be cruel to inflict slowly manifesting internal organ injury LATER. THE MASTER who was working under my Papa as a school teacher was informed by me I had been practising yogi meditation. Taking that cue he initiated me in the inner part of it. He then placed his hand under my hand not touching then said "good". He felt my Chi. For weeks afterwards I hardly felt tired but stopped as I had to take two buses
*Space Ice on TH-cam* is the greatest Seagal channel ever.
Nick Mullen and Stavros ripping on Steven Seagull on “cumtown” is hilarious
Every movie with Seagal in is called "the worst movie ever" 😂