The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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  • @Donut
    @Donut  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7022

    There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

    • @RayanM50B25
      @RayanM50B25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      Cum

    • @yamafz6r
      @yamafz6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

      The 20 speed transmission in every car is cringe

    • @amaansiddiqui2030
      @amaansiddiqui2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Donut media bring up to speed back

    • @SkyHighGD
      @SkyHighGD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      32 Minutes of actually good content. Thank you, James and Nolan, for your dedication.

    • @17969296
      @17969296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      WHERE THE HELL IS UP TO SPEED
      -me now

  • @Nate34
    @Nate34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    When my friend points out my car hasn’t moved in three months
    Me:Forget about it cuh

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      HELP THERES A BOT HEEEELP

    • @CARandDRONE
      @CARandDRONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Nate34 there's too many of them! Save yourself!

    • @weirdbeardgarage
      @weirdbeardgarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Try 7 years...

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weirdbeardgarage lmao gl

    • @samuelorellana2603
      @samuelorellana2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poor F me Rita. I'm sure she'll be satisfied by posting in the youtube comments of a popular video. Hang in there, Sweetheart

  • @jkleinhu4406
    @jkleinhu4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6124

    The way Paul walker says “I need Nos” like he’s a junkie

    • @RandomStuffGarage619
      @RandomStuffGarage619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      No he says "NAWZ". THAT is what makes it so funny! And a motec exhaust hahaha that's like saying superchip wheels lol

    • @andrewmccumber5871
      @andrewmccumber5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      He's addicted to the nos energy drink lol

    • @charliepayy
      @charliepayy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@andrewmccumber5871 not from uk

    • @shanehampson8704
      @shanehampson8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      thats back when he was hangin with steve o

    • @aryooon
      @aryooon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its like Ozzy Osbourne

  • @modellingseb
    @modellingseb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14698

    This cringe is strong, but not as strong as family

    • @vanessalionel7614
      @vanessalionel7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      *Mexican music starts playing*

    • @sxnn3rz
      @sxnn3rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@vanessalionel7614 omg yess hahahah

    • @maseehmohamed8785
      @maseehmohamed8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      im crying

    • @viniciusamorim237
      @viniciusamorim237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@vanessalionel7614 Ao quen diga quien soy, lo bandolero donde oy...

    • @piccoloatburgerking
      @piccoloatburgerking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Family was the ultimate cringe all along!!

  • @wyattsmith6694
    @wyattsmith6694 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    When Dom goes “…pussy”, and Nolan turns an entirely different color while laughing…that’s the good stuff right there 😂

    • @Andrewje85
      @Andrewje85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wait they bleeped it, how did you know what he said?!?!

    • @BiggestNightmareJim
      @BiggestNightmareJim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Its not censored in the movie of course​@@Andrewje85

    • @SucculentSpaz
      @SucculentSpaz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, the whole point was ruined when they censored the exact word they were talking about, censorship is ruining us.

    • @Elipson52008
      @Elipson52008 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SucculentSpaz unfortunately is part of youtube's sytem now. say a word on their everchanging list and your channel starts getting shadowbanned.

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Elipson52008 Thats not true at all.

  • @TrinidadCardonaOfficial
    @TrinidadCardonaOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4287

    I never noticed how hood brian was in the 2nd one 😂 “lmk right quick” “forget about it cuh” LMAOO

    • @topography
      @topography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      pockets aint empty cuh

    • @GreenRanger91
      @GreenRanger91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I thought i was the only one lol

    • @hostileaks4495
      @hostileaks4495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      I like to think tyrese was feeding him those lines or something I can't think of any reason his character would change that much from the first movie.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".

  • @3LZ0RR0
    @3LZ0RR0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7415

    Everytime Dom says *FAMILY* , 500HP get's added to all of his cars

    • @CrippledMerc
      @CrippledMerc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      So that must be how he had 5000 horsepower in the scene where they all harpoon his car!

    • @No-sr5fb
      @No-sr5fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He's really just been giving his party a buff all this time

    • @Fosi94
      @Fosi94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      loooooooooooooooool

    • @wunder9613
      @wunder9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @thereal1kmoney308
      @thereal1kmoney308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @thehandyguy
    @thehandyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7788

    "Doesn't matter what's under the hood what matters is who's behind the wheel"
    Me in my moms corolla: 👁👄👁

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      That Line is suitable for the first and second seasons Initial D only.

    • @weloveturbos1404
      @weloveturbos1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@YuShawStang agreed

    • @PITMGN7
      @PITMGN7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing.
      what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast.
      you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya
      , but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao
      who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol

    • @HKSFangirl
      @HKSFangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@YuShawStang nah, up to fourth stage.

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@HKSFangirl You are wrong. Takumi has 4A-GE, which is a big deal under the hood.

  • @kirk0respite
    @kirk0respite ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL

    • @rengab137
      @rengab137 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's the first thing I thought of!

    • @shaunsanford2253
      @shaunsanford2253 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's deep. I like it

    • @dizxie9810
      @dizxie9810 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They just hating atp

    • @maximos905
      @maximos905 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're reaching

    • @SebastianCaceres-ct2cw
      @SebastianCaceres-ct2cw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@dizxie9810 I mean the first thing they said is that is impossible to almost everything that happens in the fast saga and I'm like no shit genious, almost all movies in the action genre are unrealistic, we just watch them for entertaining, not to learn about science😅

  • @bradelson2181
    @bradelson2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    “Do you even know what DK stands for?”
    “Donkey kong?”
    “Nah, DRIFT KING”

    • @markdelauwste
      @markdelauwste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I thought that was rather funny actually

    • @jeremyramesh3389
      @jeremyramesh3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@markdelauwste it is

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was pretty funny.

    • @yeah.2596
      @yeah.2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a good one

    • @mstripling86
      @mstripling86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you even know what DP stands for?
      😉

  • @Mexifrench311
    @Mexifrench311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    "You can have any beer you want, as long as it is a Corona" - Dom best line

    • @InTheZoneAC
      @InTheZoneAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to?"

    • @Mexifrench311
      @Mexifrench311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      My bad there are better, for instance "Hey Einstein take it upstairs! You can't detail a car with a cover on."

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You can have any virus you want, as long as it is a Corona"

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Pussy"
      -Dom

    • @greensnake00
      @greensnake00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ad long as it's not a bud or Coors 😂

  • @Yungbsao
    @Yungbsao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    James and Nolan: *breathes*
    Lady in the background: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @garlicbread4244
      @garlicbread4244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Thats where the cringe is

    • @max_x2
      @max_x2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      She's having fun. Remember that feeling?

    • @gamingden444
      @gamingden444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think it might even be fake

    • @abhilaashkumar7672
      @abhilaashkumar7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I bet, every time she laughs, she pops a lung out. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....... !!! lol

    • @saqibchauhan2261
      @saqibchauhan2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It’s annoying

  • @IanSlatas
    @IanSlatas ปีที่แล้ว +347

    As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.

    • @Teknakill
      @Teknakill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      CHURCH.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly

    • @wumboIogist
      @wumboIogist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I think NFS underground made nos popular not Fast franchise. But not sure if other countries share the same lol

    • @craigwills5635
      @craigwills5635 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely!!

    • @aserta
      @aserta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yup. Nitrous, nitro, NOS, even laughing gas. And that's in Europe. Even heard someone call it "euphoria shot".

  • @ryancurley2351
    @ryancurley2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    James: **Says something funny**
    Woman in background: ahAhAHAHAHAHA

    • @brycewiggins6677
      @brycewiggins6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I swear she was doing it just for attention

    • @843arms
      @843arms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      That laugh made me cringe more than any of the lines hahaha

    • @stoff3r
      @stoff3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That was the only thing that made me spit out my cereal during this whole thing. love her !

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Haha I loved it.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@843arms "woman has fun in a video" you: THIS IS CRINGE

  • @jeffconstantino5235
    @jeffconstantino5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7400

    They should call the 10th movie “fast 10 your seatbelts”

  • @god.mp4
    @god.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    "Did you sleep good?"
    "yes."
    "what did it cost?"
    "my friend's office"

    • @mclarenspeedtail8988
      @mclarenspeedtail8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ouch

    • @norbertlisiakiewicz
      @norbertlisiakiewicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's going on with comments - i mean look up ∆
      |

    • @god.mp4
      @god.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why am i getting so many bots on this, i just wanted to make a joke on the amazing ads Donut Media makes

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@god.mp4 Lol.
      I noticed that.

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I like her smile" was basically a PG-13 way of saying "Fuck you, THAT'S why."

  • @spartans5952
    @spartans5952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    bro where is The Rock saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work” and then tearing off his cast like its a plastic bag 😂😂

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I really appreciate that they have both matching Dom necklaces!!

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "Imma beat you like a cherokee drum"
      Idc how big you are, this threat would throw me off and make me crack up if you're about to kick my ass.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@krimsonk-9478 the proper response is "I'm gonna take your land and introduce you to dysentery then"

    • @juancerda3188
      @juancerda3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@krimsonk-9478 super sus line the first time I heard it😂😂I stared at the theater screen like 🤨

    • @matijapavicic2224
      @matijapavicic2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wtf thats just cool hows that cringe hahahahaha it the rock

  • @guillermococofrito9196
    @guillermococofrito9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    "You just earned a dance with the devil, boy. You are under arrest" sounds like a Steven Seagal line.

    • @fridaycaliforniaa236
      @fridaycaliforniaa236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg so true !! ^^

    • @esmokebaby
      @esmokebaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya I here the line in his voice

    • @latinbeandip
      @latinbeandip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If a kid said that at any point he’d definitely get my respect lol 😂

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stolen from the first Batman movie

    • @wesley4125
      @wesley4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seagal is the king of cringe

  • @lanadee4835
    @lanadee4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    The line where the rock says "daddy's gotta go to work" and literally explodes his arm cast by flexing is an 11/10

    • @candycorn4912
      @candycorn4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Incredible moment 👏👏👏

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Holy f lmao im so glad i quit watching after Tokyo drift

    • @ddm62571
      @ddm62571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe the most cringiest line of the series. 😆

    • @lanadee4835
      @lanadee4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ddm62571 lol yeah, it's in my top 3 for sure

    • @WL2K
      @WL2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youknow2849 Im glad I quit watching after the first one. I think I'm *up to speed* just by watching this video

  • @jonnymac86
    @jonnymac86 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" was expecting this to show up. i laughed a lot in this one. thanks donut.

    • @heyhocodyo97
      @heyhocodyo97 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like that line

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@heyhocodyo97 Shows how single-minded Dom is, but also how free he is at the same time.

  • @AnotherMC
    @AnotherMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    “Better hide your baby oil”
    “Better hide that big ass forehead”

    • @jake3854
      @jake3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      nah that was the funniest line in movie history

    • @mujahidfr8333
      @mujahidfr8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      That is literally the best line in entire franchise im serious

    • @bragemerkesdal6973
      @bragemerkesdal6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that was so great wym

    • @baylorgray1983
      @baylorgray1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Lol that was a GREAT line not to mention it wasn’t even in the script. Pretty good improv if you ask me

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats funny i got to admit

  • @MidnightTrain095
    @MidnightTrain095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    “I said forget about it cuh” - Best line ever.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂💀

    • @gabrielperez2198
      @gabrielperez2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      EJECTO SEATOO CUHHH

    • @MidnightTrain095
      @MidnightTrain095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gabrielperez2198
      That’s definitely the one lol

    • @ultimatum117052
      @ultimatum117052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ultimatum117052 yeah but he still won’t have over 100k under the hood like Johnny Tran 😂

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.

    • @Anteatereatingants
      @Anteatereatingants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It would work if every street fight happened during a earthquake

    • @yashasvik2958
      @yashasvik2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Anteatereatingants or if every street street had a vin diesel superhero to stomp their foot and break the floor in 3

    • @Xsonic378X
      @Xsonic378X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I loudly said “wtf?” in the theater and then me and my friends missed like a minute of the movie from laughing so much

    • @shadow105720
      @shadow105720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.

    • @storkie1
      @storkie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus, when he says it, he isn't even standing in the street he's standing on a roof XD

  • @theapexpredator157
    @theapexpredator157 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust...

  • @deathberry33
    @deathberry33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    The girl's laugh is so consistent it almost sounds like it's canned

    • @ThePower1037
      @ThePower1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      IKR
      (some camera/set lady.)

    • @vadapartyannapurna
      @vadapartyannapurna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It is, mostly

    • @connornifong9861
      @connornifong9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Like she was payed to laugh at the dumb jokes.

    • @ZDCPW
      @ZDCPW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      It was kinda annoying, ngl

    • @lucasfennema6778
      @lucasfennema6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I wasn’t the only one to notice and the ones she laughed at weren’t that funny

  • @kakakaseygagas
    @kakakaseygagas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Tokyo Drift:
    -what are you doing talking to my girl?!
    -well she was just admirin’...*turns head* mah riiiiideee.

    • @martinv3126
      @martinv3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *guy in the background *
      “mah riiiiide”

    • @a.castillo2190
      @a.castillo2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@martinv3126 and that's in the subtitles so it wasn't adlibbed lol some guy got paid to obnoxiously yell Mahh Rayyhhhddeee, lololol

    • @ethanpetty3108
      @ethanpetty3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahagagahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahaahahahahagagag

    • @victorxdavid
      @victorxdavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow you watched the video aswell??

    • @untiedgabriel4850
      @untiedgabriel4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na it’s mah raaaaaade

  • @dominickbraun8116
    @dominickbraun8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Suki as she is jumping the bridge: “Smack that ass.” I’ve been so confused by that line for years

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Or when she hits the RX-7 and says "Bend over boy". 🙃

    • @NPC-Gamer
      @NPC-Gamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yesss
      I hated that since the first time I've heard it
      It just doesn't make any goddamn sense

    • @wcj_ink
      @wcj_ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One half of that quote is a sexual innuendo and the other half is her way of stating Newton's laws of gravity.

  • @melindat.1259
    @melindat.1259 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.

  • @RookieDad1
    @RookieDad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    I'm sorry but that Ludacris line about divorce is actually hilarious, has to be a 0

    • @bigthumpernick4150
      @bigthumpernick4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      right that's what I was thinking. It wasn't cringy at all I just lmao

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I think most of his lines is just him talking no script

    • @SuperXtremeJosh
      @SuperXtremeJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameee

    • @eastrock9805
      @eastrock9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah and it's soooo original. Literally never done before.

    • @Enigmaz
      @Enigmaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It wasn't cringy...the men get it!

  • @trumulletman
    @trumulletman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "I'll have the tuna on rye"
    "No crust?"
    "Nooooo crruuuust"
    Gets me every time

    • @yohnny8839
      @yohnny8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i think its tuna on white.

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those 2 were destined for each other from the very first moment we see Brian eat Mia's tuna 😏

    • @manuelsilva3365
      @manuelsilva3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vince doesn't like it when Brian leaves the Tuna creamy

    • @greenieman26tube
      @greenieman26tube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys...the exact quote doesn't matter!
      Because No one likez the f**King tuna!

    • @trumulletman
      @trumulletman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My bad, I think you're right, it's been a min since I've seen the OG FnF 😂

  • @quentinkelley
    @quentinkelley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Best line: "you got anything to eat up in there? We HONGRY"

    • @AL-ov9wx
      @AL-ov9wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hongry 😂😂😂

    • @Koz6336
      @Koz6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "we ain't hongry no more bra"

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/w-d-xo.html

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

    • @jkuhede
      @jkuhede 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahah XD

  • @ImaginaryNate
    @ImaginaryNate ปีที่แล้ว +216

    As a main character, only 18 total points from Brian is pretty impressive. Especially bc 10 of those came from one line.

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Drop it. I don’t wanna talk about it!

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Drop it, Hel! I wanna hear em on _this,_ ​@brodiwheeler7583

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@seand.g423 I said fuhgettaboutit Cuh!

    • @lakeshoresubtleties
      @lakeshoresubtleties 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Are you counting the 5 that should technically be attributed to the gallos guy?

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    One of the producers laughs is like revving a Honda.

  • @EdgarHernandez-eb9op
    @EdgarHernandez-eb9op 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Favorite quote: “I said forget about it cuhh”

    • @ls7_eric853
      @ls7_eric853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its a edgar cuh thats why

    • @JuanFlores-oj1fm
      @JuanFlores-oj1fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WOW, literally an Edgar saying "Cuh". This is magic.

    • @ItsYurVatoAlex
      @ItsYurVatoAlex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To this day I wonder “did Brian really say cuhh??..”

    • @nazz2406
      @nazz2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh, I fuckin hated that line n how many times tht shit was used. Like you just couldnt get over how bad it was lol.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/HrG8P7YlHbM/w-d-xo.html

  • @colingriguhn5862
    @colingriguhn5862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Shaw: I have a job for you.
    Dom: I'm out.
    Shaw: But family.
    Dom: You son-of-a-gun, I'm in.

  • @ddblink02
    @ddblink02 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This might be my favorite Donut video. This is two buddies talking shop about one of their favorite things. 10/10

  • @tristanmurry7484
    @tristanmurry7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    “it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
    me in my riced out 2002 altima 2.5: 👁👄👁

    • @LucidPsiloc
      @LucidPsiloc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me with a stock 93 integra: 👁👄👁

    • @user-cg9zq4bt5q
      @user-cg9zq4bt5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How about a 07....
      ...PRIUS!😆

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are speed

    • @BigMosh
      @BigMosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mean while I got my s197 5.0 coyote with turbo but if dom drove your car I’m getting the gap sauce 😂😂

    • @LucidPsiloc
      @LucidPsiloc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-cg9zq4bt5q sheeesh bro sends civics with laptops to grapple bees

  • @anthonys3892
    @anthonys3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    “I said forget about it cuh” - The Late Paul Walker’s greatest line

  • @FoureyedErik
    @FoureyedErik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    You guys forgot when Tyreese said “you better hide the baby oil” and The Rock responded with “you better hide that big ass forehead” 😭☠️

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      fun fact that was all improvised and Ludacris's reaction is genuine

    • @markmcdonald6665
      @markmcdonald6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I thought that was funny as hell

    • @serialhater7360
      @serialhater7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@markmcdonald6665 same..i almost choked on my popcorn when i heard that

    • @JDMKEV
      @JDMKEV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@0Heeroyuy01 yeah thats what makes it even better when you rewatch it ahaha

    • @terminal_veloster986
      @terminal_veloster986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was actually funny though and completely improvised😂

  • @philip1065
    @philip1065 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My cringiest one was when dom catches letty in the air crossed gap in the road and lands on a windshield of a car going opposite way on highway, later letty asks “how did you know that car would be there to break our fall?” Like really????

    • @lakeshoresubtleties
      @lakeshoresubtleties 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, wouldnt you be able to calculate all of rates of speed at once? Obviously, he just made the basic calculations right as he launched from the car.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    When Dom stomped the Parking Garage in half, someone in the movie theater stood up and left and the ONLY reaction from the rest of the crowd was someone yelling "oh THIS is where you draw the line? fawk off then"

    • @manuelbaezmb
      @manuelbaezmb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m dying at this comment

    • @TheNord06
      @TheNord06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmfao amazing

    • @richiehoyt8487
      @richiehoyt8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They had me as far as cars punching through the side of mountains; that's what finished it for me... I mean, it's like: are they taking the rise out of themselves, or as someone who's spent 12 quid into the cinema to see the film, are they just taking the pi55 out of me?!

    • @callmedragon5321
      @callmedragon5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahaha, ive only ever walked out of one movie. I had gone to see it with my girlfriend at the time and a couple other friends male/female. The movie was mr. & mrs. Smith, as soon as they stopped trying to kill eachother, the plot was clear. I stood up, announced, this movie f*cking sucks, and walked out the emergency exit, to applause. Leaving my friends and gf still sitting there. They all left minutes later, and i dont think anyone in that showing made it all the way through the movie. Sometimes you just gotta go. But your story is like walking out of an avengers movie wtf were you doing here to begin with

    • @frumsmcnoodles323
      @frumsmcnoodles323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@richiehoyt8487 or in f9 when they flip the giant truck and somehow it speeds up despite sliding on its roof. Also magical magnets that apparantly have directional control and only grab things relevant to the plot.

  • @connordavis5268
    @connordavis5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    They missed the best lien in the whole franchise, EJECTO SEAT-O CUZ

  • @vertisce2845
    @vertisce2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    Dom's "Your respect is good enough for me." line is a throwback to the first movie when Brian raced Dom for his respect.

    • @ki11atj49
      @ki11atj49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sort of but I wouldn't give them credit for that

    • @sakuraa2008
      @sakuraa2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

    • @sakuraa2008
      @sakuraa2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think they choose to put that line in the movie in honor of Paul Walker tho.
      It wasn't cringe at all.

    • @jrpueyo7531
      @jrpueyo7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They could have included/delivered that way better than that.

    • @robertmoore3904
      @robertmoore3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sakuraa2008 They put everything in recent films for Brian to the point the blue Skyline is his character now.

  • @Curexe
    @Curexe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:09 this is a callback to the First movie when Brian enters his 1st race against Dom, he says "I got no cash but I got my pink slip... if I win I get the cash AND the Respect, to some people that's more important." which is actually also great character development for Dom cause he too thought it was cringe when Brian first said it.

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "I said forget about it cuh" is the best line in any movie ever.

    • @tWo-hu8mk
      @tWo-hu8mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s was so. Genuine it had to be improvised 😂

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I forgot how full of cringe these movies are

    • @kataraxo
      @kataraxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “EJECTO SEATO CUH!” comes second😂

    • @lukasnovikas2838
      @lukasnovikas2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eject-o seat-o cuh!

    • @spartanking1405
      @spartanking1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s alright but I prefer Rome’s “we hungry”

  • @cristianfranco979
    @cristianfranco979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    “Your respect is good enough for me” I think that’s a nod to Paul Walker’s line that talks about respect in the original Fast and Furious

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/w-d-xo.html

    • @uriels4097
      @uriels4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since we see him again in the movie, it feels like "now you own me a favor"

  • @akhilpillay4262
    @akhilpillay4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "It doesn't matter what's under hood"-dom said as a Koenigsegg pulled up.
    Narrator: "what was under the hood did in fact matter."

    • @bn9983
      @bn9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When keeping it real goes wrong

    • @joebar52
      @joebar52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They “race” on a straight line too most of the times...what’s under the hood absolutely matters...

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joebar52 no mostly the driver. If a bad garbage driver is driving the agera r then he’d be crashing into cars and trees, cause of the speed.

    • @joebar52
      @joebar52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suave605 I agree in part, as it really depends what you consider as racing...twisties, heck yeah if you are garbage you’re gonna crash a high powered car, straight quarter mile as long as you get the traction down just freaking floor it...I mean, most “street racers” I know don’t even want manual transmission anymore as automatics are getting so good...

  • @Bruce_Wayne777
    @Bruce_Wayne777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Holy fuck I died at Jameses reaction with the “Im gunna kick your ass if you aint gunna be a good father” 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @rarestpepe7157
    @rarestpepe7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    The girl laughing in the background is like me laughing at my crush’s jokes.

  • @scottcarroll7782
    @scottcarroll7782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    The street wins will always be the cringiest line for me. I remember bursting out in uncontrollable laughter when I heard it in the theater. 😂

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I cringe every single time I hear it

    • @alba4132
      @alba4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That one and “words haven’t even been invented yet” were the ones that made me physically cringe in the theaters

    • @icecreampimpdeux
      @icecreampimpdeux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh yeah, I lost it when he said that shit then he just did his little stomp to collapse the whole structure lmfao

    • @ZombieByte
      @ZombieByte ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene
      writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins"
      writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?"
      writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them"
      writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"

    • @AngelFknTasty
      @AngelFknTasty ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the earthbending, masterpiece of cringe

  • @jacklesnar4555
    @jacklesnar4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    that scooby doo line deserved a 10,,literally had me dying at the woo woo part!!!

    • @MHNK77
      @MHNK77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agree, that's like the poster child of cringe

    • @IRMacGuyver
      @IRMacGuyver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      supposedly that shit came from the two of them trying to constantly throw eachother off during filming by improvising.

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's so bad! The first dude didn't even do a high voice anyway

    • @jerromimuckle139
      @jerromimuckle139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @teambreeze1029
      @teambreeze1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro sounded like he said the n word but I don’t think he did

  • @MirkoDestiny
    @MirkoDestiny ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Forget about it cuh" is a national Treasure.

  • @user-iz8tw2yi8q
    @user-iz8tw2yi8q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    Be honest, we all want a Fast and Furious with street races again.

    • @nicholasschwear789
      @nicholasschwear789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL

    • @spidermonkey6987
      @spidermonkey6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      But it "endorses people to copy that illegal behaviour on our beloved streets and we can't encourage that!!!" -Cops, Mayors, Karens

    • @Ash-fy3cx
      @Ash-fy3cx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's what got us into it in the 1st place

    • @jujurodriguez5196
      @jujurodriguez5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov

    • @IiI_Gogeta_IiI
      @IiI_Gogeta_IiI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.

  • @solomongonzales8887
    @solomongonzales8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Worsts one was Dom says:
    "Show me how you ride I show you who you are."

    • @jayvirivong4269
      @jayvirivong4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PHRASING

    • @gotavideo
      @gotavideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how could anyone want to say that since it was in the movie

    • @blindmurd0ck
      @blindmurd0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah that one was actually nice

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/w-d-xo.html

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

  • @professionalgamer3024
    @professionalgamer3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    *Flipkart sounds like an F1 car*
    Brian: “It’s a turbo diesel”

    • @runeshark22
      @runeshark22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      in fairness, audi had been running a turbo diesel at lemans for years and did pretty well with it, and the flipkart does sounds pretty similar (at least the canned effects they used for it)

    • @Weird_Cat_Thingy
      @Weird_Cat_Thingy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Sounds like something you'd run at Le Mans" at what point in time was a turbo diesel used at all in Le Mans?

    • @runeshark22
      @runeshark22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy audi r10 tdi. Ran from 06 through 09, won 75% of its races.

    • @NA-ij6pc
      @NA-ij6pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy DU-MB

    • @deAdsPAcE9
      @deAdsPAcE9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy every car Audi has entered since 06

  • @santavgc5950
    @santavgc5950 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Dude whoever is cackling in the background I love you 🤣 makes me feel like I'm in the same room 😂

    • @aivjiol
      @aivjiol 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you!! I knew someone else noticed! Almost the best part of the video 😂😂😂

    • @VVIDbeats
      @VVIDbeats 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Excatly haha

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I love the alternate reality, where Dom says "The Street Always Wins" and stomps his feet....but absolutely nothing happens.

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And this is why he became the bad guy in F8, he was just traumatized and wanted revenge from the street

    • @acorn4461
      @acorn4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valentincelestite9861 what? That is definitely not even close to why he went rogue

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@acorn4461 But it's an alternate reality so I think it's possible x)

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@acorn4461 shut up

    • @I-47-I
      @I-47-I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or better, He sprains his ankle.. and Jason just shoots hi.

  • @patomullers6302
    @patomullers6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "Do you know who is dk?"
    "DONKEY KONG? "

  • @jujubeanz5957
    @jujubeanz5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “The street always wins” makes sense if you’ve seen a street fight, someone hits someone else, and the street is the last hit someone takes

    • @viniciuspaiva3889
      @viniciuspaiva3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I understand this like: if there's a fight(a bad thing to happen, because someone will get hurt) the street(the bad influencies) already won.
      But maybe I'm pushing too dar.

    • @indigoward4396
      @indigoward4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@viniciuspaiva3889 you are right, and that would defintely be an existing phrase that means "stay out of street fights and stay out of trouble", and youngsters would hear this from elders because it's a good metaphor.
      But in the scene the LITERAL street is breaking up below Dom and Shaw, and Dom throws in this phrase that both characters have probably heard in real life and turns it into something funny. As in Dom just dropped a dad joke in the middle of their brawl. 😂

    • @viniciuspaiva3889
      @viniciuspaiva3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@indigoward4396 totally a daddy joke 🤣
      Tô me, this is the best Dom's quote.

    • @thaking2k766
      @thaking2k766 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      See... That's probably your streetlights but the ones I've seen (And been in) people get knocked out before they even fall.

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viniciuspaiva3889 the fact we gotta analyze the damn line for it to make sense proved it's a Terrible Line.

  • @Theofilusnata
    @Theofilusnata ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.” Vin Sorento, Superfast! (2015)

  • @honeydewd4847
    @honeydewd4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Y’all just forget “more than you can afford pal, Ferrari”

    • @germansherman9395
      @germansherman9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Nah that’s just how Ferrari owners are

    • @dylanvanderburg9704
      @dylanvanderburg9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “Closes laptop” Smoke him

    • @en3myspott3d54
      @en3myspott3d54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's just a average Ferrari owner

    • @sweetssandbox3526
      @sweetssandbox3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If only he knew that Dom had made so much money off of stolen DVD players

    • @robertmyles9124
      @robertmyles9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gringiest part of that line is the fact that the car Dom and Brian were in cost waaayyy more to build than the guys ferrari cost.

  • @redacted8567
    @redacted8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    The Paul Walker “cuh” line is so cringe it loops back around to being a good line

    • @TunaMayoInumaki
      @TunaMayoInumaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Stop callin it cringe, cuh

    • @Ryiszz
      @Ryiszz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That line was supposed to be that way

    • @jaynyce5923
      @jaynyce5923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “Cuh” is Florida slang so it made sense since 2 Fast was in Miami

    • @redacted8567
      @redacted8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaynyce5923 still cringe as shit

    • @Brian-pc5xe
      @Brian-pc5xe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaynyce5923 still turbo cringey

  • @matisse8684
    @matisse8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “Try 5”
    Plot twist: Shaw was actually talking about shoe sizes

  • @FleccaRobinson
    @FleccaRobinson ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:04 if this movie was a comedy they would have all just looked at her for a few seconds and then just been like "anyway pink slips you in?"

  • @michaeld-pr9rj
    @michaeld-pr9rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    They didn’t even include “you can have whatever you want, as long as it’s a corona” lmao

    • @Zfusion911
      @Zfusion911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Shh i love that line, I buy coronas just so I can use it hahaha

    • @tientje98
      @tientje98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      line has been stuck in my head the last year

    • @michaeld-pr9rj
      @michaeld-pr9rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zfusion911 same tf why else would i

    • @michaeld-pr9rj
      @michaeld-pr9rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tientje98 me and my bro quote it all the time for no reason, literally be drinking water and say it

    • @lieutenant805
      @lieutenant805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Zfusion911 in my household we dont call em coronas we call em toretto's xD

  • @yahnansbaldhead6966
    @yahnansbaldhead6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "You know what DK stands for right?" "Donkey Kong?"

    • @darthflash6994
      @darthflash6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drift king

    • @dbadgones
      @dbadgones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHA forgot about this one

    • @kiarafox1484
      @kiarafox1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really thought that one was going to be there😭😭😭

    • @automo_teal6559
      @automo_teal6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my favorites

    • @viniciuspaiva3889
      @viniciuspaiva3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was pretty badass

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2981

    Cringiest line / scene for me was Dom saying: “This is Brazeealll!” With arms wide open.

    • @LeWildTurd
      @LeWildTurd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      With the subtitles reading "This is Brazil" across the screen like we couldn't tell? LMAO I agree that shit was hilarious cringe tho

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes! Thank you!

    • @Realizinq
      @Realizinq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.

    • @mrlazygenius2816
      @mrlazygenius2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Douglastrds Bruh.. Seriously.. You makin' that out to be like if that really happened lol, in a damn movie!

  • @broceratops1337
    @broceratops1337 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James and Nolan's friendship on full display ❤️

  • @var1ables854
    @var1ables854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    The girls laugh in the background literally is killing me.

    • @Zanamo
      @Zanamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Cringy remove her. Not girl sounds lie 50 yo women

    • @KamaleLoco
      @KamaleLoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Yeah was annoyin me alot too lol

    • @JaykuzZa
      @JaykuzZa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      She has the joker laugh

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In a good way or a bad way?

    • @var1ables854
      @var1ables854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 good way.

  • @sergioruano1455
    @sergioruano1455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I remember watching Furious 7 in theaters, when Dom said “The thing about street fights, is the street always wins” I said that line to my friends everyday for a week, because it was so hilariously cringy

    • @heygoodbyee
      @heygoodbyee ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love the thought of you going around saying this hahahah

    • @superpixelated7354
      @superpixelated7354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comma error

    • @NeroZenith
      @NeroZenith ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superpixelated7354 ?//

    • @edwardcortez656
      @edwardcortez656 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of Dom’s lines are dumb

  • @markp9366
    @markp9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “U can have any brew u want as long as it’s a corona”

    • @aahilabdulnazeer9182
      @aahilabdulnazeer9182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Corona Beer Company: Yes! Nailed it Vin Diesel!
      Coronavirus: 👁👄👁

    • @maciejnowak666
      @maciejnowak666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ive been using that line for 20 years

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The weird thing about that is that Corona never paid them to do all that

    • @cronicjointpain1
      @cronicjointpain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a play on the old Henry Ford quote:
      One of Henry Ford's famous quotes about the Model T was, "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black."

  • @SiklistangBano
    @SiklistangBano ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "sleep is the most important meal of the day", on the other hand, is one of the best lines i've heard in my life.

  • @giancarlovelandrez3413
    @giancarlovelandrez3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
    yeah, I think it only works if you drive an 86 and eurobeat is on the background

    • @david258791
      @david258791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah even Takumi had a beast of an engine under the hood of his 86, as far as other 86s go, it’s even rumored that it’s the same engine Keiichi Tsuchiya had in his own 86

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bunta Fujiwara - **Smokes in approval**

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah literally the only time drivers matter is in a downhill, where the engine doesnt so much matter. and im pretty sure fast and furious was drag racing where it doesnt matter who you are as long as ur car is better than your oppenents

    • @JohnHughesTR
      @JohnHughesTR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont u dare hate on my 86

    • @ID_GAF1
      @ID_GAF1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and you are in a japanese cartoon/manga

  • @michelveit8238
    @michelveit8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Just imgine Dom saying „the street always wins“ and then just stomping on the ground an nothing happens

    • @manasseh2577
      @manasseh2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zachmartin3840
      @zachmartin3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would’ve been legendary 😂😂😂

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ahhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @noobeenaut
      @noobeenaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      woulda been 100/10 cringe

    • @lt3880
      @lt3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this must be the raw cut before they added the CG

  • @Felix-jo5iq
    @Felix-jo5iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    Everyone need a girl who laughs at your jokes like the girl in the background. Ha-ha-HAAAAAAA

    • @com.3682
      @com.3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Shes making the mood better lol

    • @michaelmcwilliams8042
      @michaelmcwilliams8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      She’s lowkey made the video. 😂🤩

    • @Felix-jo5iq
      @Felix-jo5iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      8:33

    • @Felix-jo5iq
      @Felix-jo5iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelmcwilliams8042 she seems nice

    • @thejohnjosh
      @thejohnjosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Felix-jo5iq 24:39 + 26:07

  • @OrcinusLaryngologist
    @OrcinusLaryngologist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “You never had your car” will forever be my favorite line out of these movies.
    It goes so hard.👌

  • @SPARTAN-mb6gx
    @SPARTAN-mb6gx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    I'm convinced everyone in the fast films except Statham is drunk

    • @AzureRaven2
      @AzureRaven2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Putting that Corona sponsorship to use I guess lol

    • @jealou4088
      @jealou4088 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait only in the last ones? I think all of them are bad

    • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
      @madMARTYNmarsh1981 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They aren't drunk, they're on mushrooms.

    • @nombreespablo
      @nombreespablo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzureRaven2 😂

    • @dr._breens_beard
      @dr._breens_beard ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Would explain the constant crashes with no serious injuries

  • @jordanceglinski5469
    @jordanceglinski5469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I can’t believe they left off “You almost had me? You never even had your car!”

    • @trevoring9442
      @trevoring9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that is not how the line goes

    • @kadeneck5486
      @kadeneck5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “You never had me. You never had your car”

    • @reyfuentes4572
      @reyfuentes4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah actually that's a badass line to say after you win a pinkslip...

    • @lukasm.1894
      @lukasm.1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How's that cringe though

  • @GladeAir-Freshener
    @GladeAir-Freshener 3 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Dom is the only type of guy to say “Pussy” after murdering someone by sandwich press

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly and it's not off Character

    • @stckarma6673
      @stckarma6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, sounds like something Riddick would say

    • @GladeAir-Freshener
      @GladeAir-Freshener 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stckarma6673 as if they’d have sandwich presses in that place

    • @akiraodu
      @akiraodu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it's like "Pussy. If i were you, i would have survived after that" lol

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      especially since he thought he killed his girlfriend. You don't macho over your love's murderer for ego, you just kill him and make sure the bastard's dead.

  • @Lang77609
    @Lang77609 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference

  • @albertoserrano3058
    @albertoserrano3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “The thing about street fights... the streets always win” THATS always been a 10 cringe

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      გიჟი

    • @SilverShadow02
      @SilverShadow02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a line? Lmao

    • @BradleyF1YT
      @BradleyF1YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SilverShadow02 Yeah Dom says it to deckard shaw in furious when they fight in the car park.

    • @Stackali
      @Stackali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i say thats a 50 on the cringe scale.

  • @HuggybearActual
    @HuggybearActual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Fast and Furious 11: "They're not Deceptions... they're family"

    • @michaeldavid1566
      @michaeldavid1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uhh decepticons...?

    • @BradleyF1YT
      @BradleyF1YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaeldavid1566 with how ridiculous the series is getting her shouldn't be surprised if it happens.

  • @Wlvrtnjm
    @Wlvrtnjm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.

    • @AnacondaVice
      @AnacondaVice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 🤣

    • @JacopoSkydweller
      @JacopoSkydweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dAAAAAAAAaaMn You're not wrong though.

    • @ace_pro_gamer1
      @ace_pro_gamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehhhhhhh

    • @P1ectrum
      @P1ectrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk I kinda liked one of the stand ins background bald guys. The way he stood there. Perfect.

  • @BLKBRDD
    @BLKBRDD ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jeff from the wiggles ?!?!?! That the most obscurely Australian reference from an American Ive ever heard. 😂 that caught me off guard

  • @the0therwhitemeat1
    @the0therwhitemeat1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Daddy's gotta go to work!" *flexes out of arm cast* You can't miss that one

  • @ceddricc5909
    @ceddricc5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "I don't need Physics, I got Family"

  • @ajwash3247
    @ajwash3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    “What’s the retail for one of those” “more than you can afford pal, FERRAARRRII”

    • @djw5415
      @djw5415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🚗💨

    • @DaLova81
      @DaLova81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Smoke'em

    • @fr8987
      @fr8987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @LARGO125
      @LARGO125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The line that made mkIV fanbois the world over, and convinced them that a 2jz with an intake and exhaust could beat a Bugatti Veyron...

    • @LongSleeveZA
      @LongSleeveZA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They did mention they missed a few and yeah I agree that this was quite cringy lol

  • @frasermarino3403
    @frasermarino3403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The girl in the background is like
    “Huh huh huh HA HA HA” 😂

  • @ExelGaming
    @ExelGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The “Try x horsepower” lines are an 11/10 for me. It was hard to listen to

    • @willumdgork
      @willumdgork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Try 13/10..

    • @akuio9711
      @akuio9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a younger, dumber, enthusiast-wannabee audience, that line messed up my logic for quite awhile

    • @GhostlyGhille
      @GhostlyGhille 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yah its definitely 2nd hand embarrassment level cringe.

    • @raynjpg
      @raynjpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wasn't looking at the screen when I heard it at first, so I was thinking maybe they were adding each car's horsepower for a total but then I realized the context of the scene.

    • @garbagetrash2938
      @garbagetrash2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5k hp in a street car lmao

  • @ApexAviation9782
    @ApexAviation9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    The last time I was this early, fast and furious was actually about cars and NOT 3 bald guys fighting bots

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? BOT

    • @L0VE2T0NGA
      @L0VE2T0NGA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *me slowly adding together all the bald characters like I'm in the 3rd grade* "DAMN THERE ARE 3 BALD GUYS"😂

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.

  • @raphy_tt
    @raphy_tt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Hobbs: He's got 2000 hp
    Tej: Try 3000
    Shaw: Try 5000
    Me, watching the movie: How bout a million?

    • @itsgojoverfr
      @itsgojoverfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's over 9000!!!!!!!

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@itsgojoverfr with jet engines or NRHA hemi big blocks, 100% possible!
      Not for very long though!

    • @akush42069
      @akush42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me laugh so damn hard 🤣

    • @danielsmith9130
      @danielsmith9130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME!!

    • @mamba2019
      @mamba2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robbdudeson346 😂😂😂😂

  • @masterroasti5588
    @masterroasti5588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    19:53 is the best line in that movie

  • @LoneStarStinger
    @LoneStarStinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    “20% angel, 80% devil” ... I’m pretty sure I’ve seen those in 25cent sticker machines they used to have in cheap pizza parlors back in the 90s

    • @afrocansoul
      @afrocansoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      These young grasshoppers can’t appreciate how accurate this comment is
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LoneStarStinger
      @LoneStarStinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@afrocansoul people born in 2000 are now 21 years old.... *MAKE IT STOP!!!* 😭

    • @tahmaskenchers1782
      @tahmaskenchers1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It reminded me of that site blingee that you could use to "bling" out your myspace page.

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was gonna like,ill leave it at 69

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just unlocked memories from my childhood

  • @djmaya3d
    @djmaya3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Up to speed: " James rating cringy lines and Nolan agreeing"

  • @TheBrianFlanagan
    @TheBrianFlanagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Nolan: Blinks
    James: Coughs
    Bridgette: *ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOL* 😂 🤯

    • @sentientspaghetti1898
      @sentientspaghetti1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *manial laughter*

    • @Waanie
      @Waanie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Bridgette out here laughing like she's at a party and just saw her ex and is now trying to prove she's having a good time without him.

    • @zillabeatz1406
      @zillabeatz1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh! lmaooo

    • @zillabeatz1406
      @zillabeatz1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Waanie spot on hahaha

    • @iamthelaw69
      @iamthelaw69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drop it cuh

  • @TheoRhoades
    @TheoRhoades 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I liked when the floor panel falls off the Eclipse hahahhahaha

  • @andreaannoni251
    @andreaannoni251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    meanwhile the girl in the background after every sentence: "ahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @Liam-ly7up
      @Liam-ly7up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      That was the cringiest thing about this video

    • @andrewtarnowicz
      @andrewtarnowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Liam-ly7up agreed

    • @Skimpy33
      @Skimpy33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Cringe Score: 10

    • @Omgiamsotriggered
      @Omgiamsotriggered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bro FR, its so cringy and annoying. Remind me of Conor Mcgregor fight vs Eddie Alvarez when the woman was screaming "EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE" all the time in the background. Please get rid of that.

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/w-d-xo.html

  • @riversider2506
    @riversider2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    That girl in the background is having the time of her life 😂...

    • @Hdx64
      @Hdx64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      made the video so funny lol

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Pretty annoying sometimes 😂😂

    • @jaelyn546
      @jaelyn546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@StewCrew72 Very annoying to me personally. Seem like she was trying to be heard 🤷🏾‍♂️ just my opinion.

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaelyn546 agreed

    • @jaycarter885
      @jaycarter885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I thought that was just a random laugh they threw in.. cringe level solid 10!

  • @atSlickBoiChris
    @atSlickBoiChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Kevin Hart hit the nail on the head when he said all The Rock movies are just a bunch of tough guy lines 😂

    • @thisdude9363
      @thisdude9363 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "Come see Dwayne Johnson playing The Rock playing The Same Character in Every Movie! THIS SUMMER IN IMAX!"

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisdude9363 It's what the people want

    • @LexyThomas134
      @LexyThomas134 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@MJW238Not anymore lol he's hated by almost everyone now.

    • @chujackam
      @chujackam ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LexyThomas134 As he should be. I mean, the dude has a clause in his contract that he cannot lose in any movie he's in. His ego is high in oblivion.

    • @TeewopShiesty
      @TeewopShiesty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LexyThomas134can you tell me why he’s hated now? i must’ve missed something because i never heard anything of the sort to be honest