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  • There's nothing to rent in Tuscany...
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  • @MatthewSheaSullivan
    @MatthewSheaSullivan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    Renting a house in Tuscany out of spite is quintessential Seinfeld material

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Are you blind? Did you not get what happened? He didn't rent out the house in tuscany out of spite, but fear about saying no to the mobster who obvisouly misunderstood him

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Yafet Shibeshi pff I guess that would be accurate, but I don't like it. Because that could apply to way more things, this is more specific and funny

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also in typical seinfeld fashion, it never would have happened if the maestro didn't make such a big deal about obviously not wanting him there.

    • @pungisotu
      @pungisotu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kind of like when returned an article of clothing out of spite, or tried to. Lol.

    • @MikeGoesBadaBoom
      @MikeGoesBadaBoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spite rental, precursor to spite stores

  • @gibusgamer93
    @gibusgamer93 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "You renting a house in Tuscany?" "No." "So what do you care?"
    Most logical thing George has ever said

    • @Rodanguirus
      @Rodanguirus ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Which is especially great because you know George would have gotten at least as obsessive if he were in the same position.

    • @daveross7731
      @daveross7731 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ZF12
      "So what do you care?" Has nothing to do with George's "logic"
      Uhhh how about *because* Maestro made an assertion without any evidence to support it?

    • @Chessbox09
      @Chessbox09 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerry’s reaction is priceless. Like, “WTF, he actually has a point”.

    • @JustAnotherAsianGuy2
      @JustAnotherAsianGuy2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no that was stupid what George said ..... cause he rented it ..... George is an idiot

    • @Lima_Golf_Bravo
      @Lima_Golf_Bravo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dunno. “A George divided amongst itself cannot stand!” is pretty logical.

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    1:00 “Nor should you”
    *jedi hand wave*

  • @eliminatorjr
    @eliminatorjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    the way he does a jedi mind trick when he says "nor should you"
    one of the best side characters in the whole series

  • @roysreceptive
    @roysreceptive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    I like George’s very flippant and nonchalant, “So what do you care?”

    • @fuzzfacelogic789
      @fuzzfacelogic789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      George is without doubt the greatest ever anti hero.

    • @aszteroidt
      @aszteroidt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Jerry was completely nonplussed to reply...

    • @owenb8636
      @owenb8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      George being the well adjusted one for once

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nonchalant, yes, but I’m not sure you know what flippant means (carefree or unconcerned with a tone of disrespect).

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      George's storyline had him concerned about a security guard having to stand all day at a store owned by his fiancee's uncle.

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    For the record, North Dakota is roughly 8 times larger in area than Tuscany, but Tuscany has over five times as many people.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      thatsa too many people

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Do you know how big North Dakota is stupid?

    • @Berzstiflag
      @Berzstiflag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1. If you only can, you move from North Dakota to New York. 2. If you only can, you move from Rome to Tuscany.

    • @ChrisGugliuzza
      @ChrisGugliuzza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      no one lives in North Dakota..

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      North Dakota is an arctic tundra. Who would want to live there?

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    "I just wish I could figure out if this guy is trying to keep me out of TUSCANY"

    • @WyrmrestAccord
      @WyrmrestAccord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i died lol

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's a better line if I imagine Larry David saying it.

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You didn't find something, did you?

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giant arsehole!!

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And we will never find out why

  • @teslaNYproductions
    @teslaNYproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    It’s funny how obsessed Jerry got over the thought that that guy was trying to keep him out of Tuscany

    • @jakepaas2475
      @jakepaas2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's what Jerry does, obsess over petty shit.

    • @herschelwright4663
      @herschelwright4663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jakepaas2475 he is a very curious person. It’s his nature to know everything.

    • @Rudolf215
      @Rudolf215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, why was he trying to keep Jerry out of Tuscany? I mean, it seems very odd.

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rudolf215 He was trying to keep it peaceful without many foreigners there, it wasn't so much personal against Jerry.

    • @Rudolf215
      @Rudolf215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomfullywonderful Obviously you do not know the joke... /whoosh.

  • @thecitizenjoan
    @thecitizenjoan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    This has Larry David written all over it.

    • @boofmonkey5455
      @boofmonkey5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      EXACTLY!!! This plays exactly like a curb your enthusiasm episode.

    • @hughphil
      @hughphil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      True! The spite renting is the mark of Larry as any other spite act in his works.

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Bob cobb is one of his friends names or something like that

    • @angelaanaconda5837
      @angelaanaconda5837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Certainly does! 😂😂😂.

    • @jkdelete
      @jkdelete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some situations are replayed on curb lol

  • @toReasonWhy
    @toReasonWhy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Tuscany: 8,878 sq mi
    North Dakota: 70,700 sq mi
    I love George. It makes me sad how wrong he was!

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      toReasonWhy I’ll bet Tuscany is more populated.

    • @psmith85channel5
      @psmith85channel5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But Tuscany is the exact size of NJ; so think about how ridiculous it is now to say there are no houses

    • @psmith85channel5
      @psmith85channel5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tuscany is over 5x more populated than North Dakota (700k vs. 3.7M)

    • @roadrunner6474
      @roadrunner6474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      which is why there are just no more houses available

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @James Miller and a top tier latex salesman

  • @upland77
    @upland77 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that Don Ciccio is dressed like the guy from Godfather II (Don Fanucci) 😂

  • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
    @kabalofthebloodyspoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:33 when George thinks it’s petty you better believe it’s petty 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theQuestion626
    @theQuestion626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    i love how their romantic scene is just crashed by Jerry and Kramer's bumblings.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean, I dunno why, but my gut says she had it coming for siding with maestro even though he was clearly wrong

    • @nicomancinicorleone9768
      @nicomancinicorleone9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaynehughes6645 I like that bob cobbs charms actually convince elaine to go along with his craziness

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bobbleheads56 She’s probably just hoping to get the recipe for the “Big Cobb Salad” out of him.

    • @KimFert
      @KimFert 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didnt have to push me.🤣🤣

  • @aflamrecab1
    @aflamrecab1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    What is so friggin' amazing about Seinfeld is that it cracks me up no matter how many times I watched it ..Brilliant show all around

    • @Johnson-gu8gg
      @Johnson-gu8gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same with me. Sometimes I'll have random Seinfeld scenes pop into my head at work or some other place and it makes me feel happier in that moment. Then later on I'll go to watch that scene on youtube

    • @ctwriter1670
      @ctwriter1670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are very few moments in life where I cannot find a corresponding Seinfeld reference. Pretty great.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    This is Jerry Seinfeld.
    You think you could keep me out of Tuscany.
    I'm moving in lock, stock and barrel.
    I'm gonna be on the beach.
    I'm gonna be at the gelato stand.
    I'm gonna be all over that bocce court,
    *AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!*

    • @ScarSonic97
      @ScarSonic97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well done =D

    • @glnn4071
      @glnn4071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nishadseeraj7034
      @nishadseeraj7034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i totally read this in frank costanza's voice

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tranquility Now!

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice reference to Frank 👌

  • @thecasualreviewer2148
    @thecasualreviewer2148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This was life before the internet, LOL

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    It's booked Jerry!

    • @Hwella555
      @Hwella555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s booked Jerry. Booked! - Bania probably

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The way Elaine says that makes me laugh the most

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hwella555 Lol

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i expect a ProtoMario comment on every sitcom clip involving Italian food or Italy

    • @SebastianDahn
      @SebastianDahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No idea how I keep seeing this dude in the comment section, small world I guess haha

  • @alexb8689
    @alexb8689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    George probably doesn't know much about geography, we gotta remember he's an architect

    • @sophtheloaf28
      @sophtheloaf28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      latex salesman

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yankees assistant traveling secretary

    • @truckertom6651
      @truckertom6651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Son of a world famous bra-man

    • @georgemallory797
      @georgemallory797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Importer/Exporter

    • @RoadTripzz14
      @RoadTripzz14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Realtor (How he messed up that McConnell deal I still don’t know)

  • @craigroaring
    @craigroaring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:59 I like how the maestro uses that hand gesture like he's using hypnotism.

    • @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by
      @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that from Star Wars ? `These are not the droids you are looking for.`

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Bob

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's the Obi Wan Jedi mind control wave... these are not the droids you're looking for...
      Nor should you

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does the same hand signal magestically as the Master on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theprinceoftides6836 Mark Metcalf has aged since Seinfeld. They've all aged. The one who hasn't much is Julia Louis-Dreyfus with the help of visiting third world countries to eat the brains of children. That's what the crazy left-wing says, anyway.

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The fact that Jerry went all the way to the mafia to ask about housing in Tuscany, then got too scared to deny the offer he got, even though he wasn't really going to rent, and then convinced Kramer to come with him, is hilarious in and off itself 😹

    • @williammeyer2584
      @williammeyer2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, it sounded to me like he wanted Kramer to come along to split the bill of 2 million Lear. My theory is that he didn’t choose George because he was either too chicken shit, had plans, or he didn’t have enough money to split. And jerry knew, as crazy as it sounded, had to bring Kramer along because he would most likely have 1 million Lear hanging around.

    • @AgentSmith911
      @AgentSmith911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @IdoNt Giveafkastan I am so sorry you're so miserable, I pray you get better

    • @ludicerX
      @ludicerX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@williammeyer2584 : Lire*.
      Also, he probably suspected (correctly) that sharing a living space with George would be miserable.

    • @acdclife94
      @acdclife94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who you really gonna bring out to a foreign country. Kramer who has more muscle and is liked by almost everyone or George who mouth get him in trouble all the time.

    • @satan899
      @satan899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      $1700 for a house in Tuscany is a steal idk if that is monthly, yearly or if he out right bought the house
      Assuming it’s not $1700 monthly, that is way to good of an offer not to take, even if you weren’t looking to get a house in Tuscany

  • @bestvideos6092
    @bestvideos6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot"

  • @Zombie256
    @Zombie256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Kramer, you don't understand the conversion rate!

    • @YS-el3hm
      @YS-el3hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For a guy who's supposed to have experienced a lot, Kramer knows nothing about anything, he's like a kid.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Jerry, these are *load bearing walls!”*

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love self-fulfilling prophecies in stories. They're a huge trope in mythology and fantasy. Because of his irrational determination to keep Jerry out of Tuscany, the maestro invariably brings about the very thing he was hoping to prevent.

    • @LuckyBird551
      @LuckyBird551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sort of like how Oedipus tries so hard to prevent the prophecy of him killing his father from happening, that he ends up doing the exact thing he wanted to prevent.

    • @bloodnivel70
      @bloodnivel70 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how the plot of Dune starts

    • @jeffw8218
      @jeffw8218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would’ve been a nice reversal, if the Maestro said something to Elaine like, “Ahh, the power of reverse psychology.” And then the episode ended.

    • @cefinau
      @cefinau ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Jerry was swept along, against his will

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LuckyBird551 and marrying his mother

  • @frefremcgee9196
    @frefremcgee9196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Nobody’s got a gun to your head!”
    They both put their hands up.

  • @dixonbuttes
    @dixonbuttes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The maestro is the mean guy in the Twisted Sister videos.

    • @mistercut8331
      @mistercut8331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      - "pass the carrots please"

    • @dixonbuttes
      @dixonbuttes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mistercut WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?!

    • @mistercut8331
      @mistercut8331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I WANNA ROCK

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also, Doug Neidermeyer from “Animal House”....shot by his own troops in Vietnam.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok mister sister

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    You renting a house in Tuscany?
    No.
    ...So what do you care?
    George does have a point.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      they flipped characters there, usually George is the more immature guy trying to take revenge on silly things

    • @gregofcanada4494
      @gregofcanada4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The most low-key thing George has ever said. Brilliant.

    • @pickle8649
      @pickle8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      George always have a point

    • @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657
      @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@greenrobot5 Yeah. Best example is when he flew for a meeting just to say the jerk store line.

  • @steveguild871
    @steveguild871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why do I think that seeing Tuscany with Kramer would be an experience like no other? The authorities would probably never let me come back.

  • @JabberCT
    @JabberCT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    They repeated this storyline with Jerrys parents telling Georges parents there were no places in Del Boca Bista Beco or whatever it was called.

    • @ugurderin
      @ugurderin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "If you think you can keep the Costanzas out of Del Boca Vista, you have got another thing going on"
      (Or it was something like that)

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was actually to keep the Costanzas out though because they're a tough hang

    • @smokesletsgo2374
      @smokesletsgo2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@eboooo They're exhausting, it's like being in an asylum

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good ol del boca vista

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sarikatimmi There's a vaporwave song with this name

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When you want something you can’t have, you want it even more

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "nor should you"

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's secretly trying to raise the house prices in Tuscany, if tells you not to go there and get a house you kind of have to, prove your still a man. Then he laughs while you buy up land and he will sell when demand is high and supply is low. It's almost to easy.........

    • @davidholzer4155
      @davidholzer4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think he was doing a Jedi mind trick thing

    • @yvan8764
      @yvan8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The force wasnt strong with the maestro

    • @99tubalcain
      @99tubalcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That cracks me up every time as well. Especially the hand gesture.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These aren't the houses in Tuscany you're looking for,,,,,,,

  • @roblaw5807
    @roblaw5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This never gets old…one of the priceless Seinfeld episodes

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This show was just pure laughs. No messages, sadness, or preaching. From beginning to end.

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Valami Izé your done

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      b. hayes there more some messages but they were misanthropic and comically critical unlike other shows where it’s all about learning or growth

    • @notlobparrot3057
      @notlobparrot3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This show had messages all the time, they were just clever enough to do it with satire and metaphors. There are two different episodes with a subtle pro-choice message, plus episodes that tackle homophobia, LGBT issues, the disabled, racism and even date rape.
      Isn't it odd how people only care about "Preaching" when they DISAGREE with the message? Funny how that works.

    • @harry426
      @harry426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      NotlobParrot Thing is, in a lot of cases, Seinfeld doesn’t take position on these messages, openning up the discussion rather than telling you what to think (thus becoming preachy). The pizza debate comes to mind.

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Valami Izé hey man nobody put a gun to your head

  • @THEDFVIDEO
    @THEDFVIDEO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "You renting a house in Tuscany?" ....
    NO
    "THEN WHY DO YOU CARE
    BEST GEORGE QUOTE

    • @eltoncharles
      @eltoncharles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Antonio Norman george,the man.

    • @genuinely.faking
      @genuinely.faking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That line George says is so funny to me because we all know if the situation was reversed & it was George that was being "Kept outta Tuscany", he'd be even more petty than Jerry. 😂

    • @locksh
      @locksh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's such a perfect line and delivery. It's the epitome of the entire premise of the show

    • @KyChristensen
      @KyChristensen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh I missed the maestro?

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Then 'whuduh' you care?" = Then what* do you care?

  • @hughphil
    @hughphil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The spite renting is the mark of Larry David as any other spite act in his works.

    • @spkrause
      @spkrause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Spite Store!

    • @Hugatree1
      @Hugatree1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spkrause that’s true it’s like I didn’t really want to go to Tuscany but I rented a place next door just to spite the guy!

  • @angelthecholo
    @angelthecholo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "You mean to tell me there isn't one place to rent in Del Boca Vista?!!!!??!"

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That tie in with this was hilarious. "It's booked solid!"

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Del Vista Boca!!!

    • @eriks8382
      @eriks8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Malone Mantooth del bica bepo

    • @laurieanne3763
      @laurieanne3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Nothing..

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eriks8382 😂😂

  • @MJ-jg6iw
    @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “It’s BOOKED, Jerry!” 😂 The way Elaine says that kills me, I don’t know why.

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Seinfeld is brilliant. In an episode about an operatic maestro, the maestro's paranoia about Jerry intruding upon his solace and escape in Tuscany sets into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy, bringing about the very thing he was hoping to avoid. No sitcom before or since has had writing on this level.

    • @wal81270
      @wal81270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frasier was on this level, but that's about it.

    • @owenrees7544
      @owenrees7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frasier wasn't even close

    • @wal81270
      @wal81270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@owenrees7544 - The words of someone who never watched it.

    • @matthewhetzler4912
      @matthewhetzler4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frazier wasn’t close.

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@owenrees7544 Frasier was close, but not close enough.

  • @efisgpr
    @efisgpr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:00
    "You know how big North Dakota is, stupid?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😂😂😂😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mister kluge
      70,762 mi²
      While Tuscany is under 9,000 mi²

  • @whatutalkinboutwillis6122
    @whatutalkinboutwillis6122 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This pretty much defines the series. One whole trivial line spoken by a character taken either personally or out of context by one of the main characters.

  • @kurtiskaskowski5386
    @kurtiskaskowski5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This show will forever age perfectly

  • @gunnerjohnson5445
    @gunnerjohnson5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hard to find comedy . Those were the good old days!

  • @hugolafhugolaf
    @hugolafhugolaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    - Who are you? Where do you come from? Tell me : what do you wanna do with your life?
    - I wanna rock.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mister sister

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're worthless and weak!!!

  • @tomblah
    @tomblah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:28 "maybe he's embarrassed by Americans" Friends would have put a laugh track right after Jerry saying that

    • @rebelsara6102
      @rebelsara6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol true

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's no brainer Seinfield >>>>>>> friends

  • @rogersmith6067
    @rogersmith6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Nor should you", combined with Obi One's "These aren't the droids you're looking for" gesture, always makes my day :D

  • @robertocaesar
    @robertocaesar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best featured character: Classical music!
    As a classical musician I really felt this one.
    Also, Elaine was radiant!!

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "this is jerry seinfeld" "what do you want?" "you think you can keep me out of tuscany? i'm moving in lock stock and barrel. i'm going to be at the beach. i'm going to be at the leaning tower of pisa. i'm going to be all over those spanish steps AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!"

    • @ernestalvarado4084
      @ernestalvarado4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you should've wrote everything in caps, lmao

  • @mat5473
    @mat5473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The guy says 2 million lira is 1700 american dollars. So when Jerry paid the cab driver he paid 75000 lira which is equivalent to $63.77 according to that established exchange rate. So he did get ripped off, Kramer was right.
    Also in 1995 when this was aired, $63.77 would be the equivalent of $105.46 today. So it would need to be a pretty long ride, but not unheard of, since sometimes unworldly travelers might just take a super long cab ride from the airport instead of taking the time to figure out trains etc.

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe it was far......?

    • @moose7454
      @moose7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Looks like it’s out in the country so maybe far from the airport...seems reasonable

    • @frostreaver1
      @frostreaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someones never spent $200 on a cab. It happens, 30+ miles gets very expensive

    • @blaisevillaume2225
      @blaisevillaume2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody else has facts, so let me just say you're an idiot for writing so much without realizing you know shit about cabs.

  • @mikescott2417
    @mikescott2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For me the funniest part is when kremer pushes jerry out of the cab

  • @gvaddia16
    @gvaddia16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's BOOKED, Jerry."

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nor should you......lol that line always kills me 😅

  • @richardoki8320
    @richardoki8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This one, capisci? is one of the show’s greatest lines.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Capisci? ... (silence)....
      Do you understand?
      Everything except capisci.

  • @Bdhacker101
    @Bdhacker101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this episode is similar to the one where Morty Seinfeld tells Frank Costanza there is no condo in del boca vista which make Frank move their just to spite him LOL

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or the episode where Elaine goes to a wedding in India to spite someone but ends up becoming the woman's brides maid

  • @kgisabeast
    @kgisabeast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Weird, I never had seen that ending with jerry and Kramer until now.

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lukas then you never watched the full episode lol

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They showed during the credits.

  • @luckynedpepper9030
    @luckynedpepper9030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply brilliant. Greatest sitcom ever, Jerry. Ever!

  • @OarsmanPower
    @OarsmanPower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wasn’t going to watch then but then somebody put a gun to my head

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm not an expert on the show, but wouldn't this feel more like a George storyline?

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think that’s the joke, because then they can have George sounding totally rational and level-headed when he asks Jerry why he even cares - when in reality, George is usually the super-petty one who would absolutely care about something like that.

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George is broke.

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George wouldn't have that kind of money

  • @travellerworld8966
    @travellerworld8966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice twist of the movie, "A Room with a view " :-)

  • @daveross7731
    @daveross7731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerry has a point to rent a house in Tuscany out of spite.

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just one of the reasons why I love watching the Seinfeld show!

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "si si, I'm a chichio"
    why is this line so funny 😂

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm guessing it's spelled Ciccio. "Chi" would be pronounced like a "k"

  • @Burnzy494959
    @Burnzy494959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when George cuts to the heart of it 😂 so what do you care 😅

  • @convoy814
    @convoy814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You didn't have to push me"!

  • @cynthiapressley8455
    @cynthiapressley8455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot? Nothing?"

  • @randomfullywonderful
    @randomfullywonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It would have been nice if they'd had one episode in Italy, showing what Jerry and Kramer got up to. I'm curious!

  • @jennifermilford5925
    @jennifermilford5925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how George's "Mr Maestro" at 1.29 is just a couple of words, but it tells you everything you need to know about George's character and that he's been taken in completely by the Maestro's act. The writing/performances on Seinfeld really are on a completely different level to most sitcoms.

    • @DrNickRiveria
      @DrNickRiveria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he said " Oh i missed the Maestro?"

  • @josevicentevelascolopez5270
    @josevicentevelascolopez5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg this series was gold, pure gold

  • @tariqmohamed
    @tariqmohamed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First a spite trip, then a spite store

  • @Wyatt_M140
    @Wyatt_M140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm with Jerry. You tell me no about something that shouldn't matter to me. I will go out of my way to make sure it does matter.

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

  • @toReasonWhy
    @toReasonWhy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Si. Thisa one. Capiche?

  • @stillbillylondon
    @stillbillylondon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every bit is funny in this, but I don't know why Kramer pushing Jerry out of the cab makes me laugh the most. It was hilarious to me when this aired, and it still is now lol

    • @MrElderberries
      @MrElderberries 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe Kramer saw Elaine on the balcony with Maestro? and didn't want Jerry to see her?

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These type of comedic interactions would not be possible in modern day of internet

  • @Biorythym
    @Biorythym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tuscacy is 8.875 square miles, North Dakota is 70,762 miles almost exactly 8x larger, Tuscany is actually close to the size of New Jersey at 8,722 miles

  • @javiergonzalezlga
    @javiergonzalezlga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's funny how all the kids are always saying that "this clip alone should've won an emmy"
    This was STANDARD Seinfeld! It was out of this world, yet crappy sitcoms like Frasier always won the emmy.

    • @124085
      @124085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you have against Frasier?

    • @vanillapinkfluff3477
      @vanillapinkfluff3477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many crappy lazy tv shows won an Emmy award because they made money and had more viewers.

  • @heatice77
    @heatice77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best show EVER!!!!

  • @ardalla535
    @ardalla535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What is that, Elaine??!! A pledge pin on your uniform?"

  • @pauldayaramani146
    @pauldayaramani146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's booked Jerry!! Lol

  • @weirdshibainu
    @weirdshibainu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Elaine was really into the maestro....

  • @ejjohn2388
    @ejjohn2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love me some Elaine

  • @Despond
    @Despond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I have to figure out this guy doesn't want me in Tuscany" lol the delivery and randomness with this waste of time is comedy gold.

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it’s hilarious , his obsession over something so useless is awesome lol

  • @yassinoulad1420
    @yassinoulad1420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Don chichio reminds of the Don fanucci in godfather 2

    • @g-mann396
      @g-mann396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it was done on purpose, just saw movie and you are correct exactly dressed like Don Ciccio.

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ciccio*

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s actually a Don Ciccio in the movie as well, but this guy in Seinfeld is dressed like Don Fancucci

  • @TenorMan96
    @TenorMan96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seinfeld is basically making ridiculous things so damn hilarious lmao

  • @XIIIBeatoSensei
    @XIIIBeatoSensei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scene with Elaine and the Maestro on the window is a reference to the ending of the movie A Room with a View. Both scenes take place in Italy, the characters are sitting in the exact same way and the same music plays :)

    • @vanillapinkfluff3477
      @vanillapinkfluff3477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s so awesome. It’s a coincidence because I heard Elaines original hairstyle came from that movie.

    • @XIIIBeatoSensei
      @XIIIBeatoSensei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vanillapinkfluff3477 Wow! I haven't heard of that but I was thinking the same thing when looking at Helena Bonham Carter's hair in that movie!

  • @caseycase3418
    @caseycase3418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elaine: "It's booked." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noname-by3qz
    @noname-by3qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ..."a cot ?? Nothing??"
    🤣🤣🤣😋

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always thought it would make more sense for George to be the one obsessed with getting a house in Tuscany just because someone is trying to keep him out of there.

    • @allanrune
      @allanrune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerry is as obsessive and insecure as George.

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allanrune You have a point.

    • @ludicerX
      @ludicerX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, I could even see Elaine doing this. Kramer is probably the only one who wouldn't.

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ludicerX So true

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that’s the joke, though, too. Because this way they can have George sounding all rational and logical when he asks Jerry why Jerry even cares - when in reality, George is usually the one obsessing over things like this.

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This time George and Jerry change papers, because this look like something George would do.

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Kramer, you don't understand the conversion rate!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kramer: How much did you pay him?
    Jerry: 75,000 Lira
    Kramer: 75,000 Lira? Are you out of your mind?
    Jerry: Kramer, you don’t understand the conversion rates!

  • @mitchellmelkin4078
    @mitchellmelkin4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Louis-Dreyfus subtly has Elaine show irritation at Jerry's questioning of the Maestro over two takes, before she actually tells him to quit asking. Very impressively carried off, IMO.

  • @jaengen
    @jaengen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I make my friends call me maestro too. I conduct a middle school orchestra.

  • @fuzzfacelogic789
    @fuzzfacelogic789 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maestro, Bob Cobb, was a favourite.

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He's in a Twisted Sister video.

    • @eduardovargas7856
      @eduardovargas7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen him in two

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      suzycreamcheesez , wow that is him....thanks

    • @funmeister
      @funmeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doggone, No wonder he looks very familiar!

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      funmeister , what do you wanna do with your life? I WANNA ROCK!

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he went from hating metal to conducting classical music

  • @dannydangelo9653
    @dannydangelo9653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Si Si Si Don Ciccio approves

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:25 George coming through with a splash of common sense 😆 I love it

  • @danbroerman2343
    @danbroerman2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It seems as though George has rubbed off on Jerry since it seems like such a costanza move to go to these great lengths to prove someone wrong but love how much the maestro irked Jerry about it

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that’s the joke, though, too. Because this way they can have George sounding all rational and logical when he asks Jerry why Jerry even cares - when in reality, George is usually the one obsessing over things like this.

  • @seannorman9169
    @seannorman9169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mr maestro was the dude on a horseback in Animal House

    • @eltoncharles
      @eltoncharles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neidermayer.

    • @geno1825
      @geno1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus he's the teacher in music video twisted sister song he yells at the teenager what you wanna do with life then teenager says I wanna rock (we're not gonna take it) & another extended version where he's the dad

    • @geno1825
      @geno1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/V9AbeALNVkk/w-d-xo.html

    • @geno1825
      @geno1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/SRwrg0db_zY/w-d-xo.html

  • @joedan23
    @joedan23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's a big region"

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually, throughout Italy, the government now has a program where you can buy a decrepit, foreclosed small house for just $1 (one Euro). You have to renovate it within two years (which may cost $20,000), but it is still cheap. Italy's population decline has resulted in a huge surplus of houses.

  • @gregofcanada4494
    @gregofcanada4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    George bummed about missing The Maestro is adorable.

  • @sampleOG
    @sampleOG 12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can't get a sublet? or a cot?