Yeah, I have absolutely horrible acne, and Malinda's is hardly anything! There's no reason to point it out and make her feel bad anyways, she's probably doing all she can to fix it. Not to mention it doesn't even look like acne, it just looks like freckles
Plenty of water, good hygiene habits and eating healthy food goes a long way in stopping acne. And dropping weight. And not getting sick. It even helps you in bed ;)
Fun fact checking: Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.* Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno. So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.
"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed." I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.
Reminds me of how my messages would be understood while on holiday in Japan. “Sorry cannot talk tonight, we will be in Kyoto tomorrow, so talk after.” “How about breakfast tomorrow morning asap?”
@Super Greyflash That, or it's about being humble and recognizing you're small, because it's the only way to grow big xD But like, then the original was Chinese, and the translator was bad at English. He meant to say: "You can't fit into a big tree, if you don't fit into a seed first."
The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂
- " why ARE you here?" - " I told her mother that she was a bad musician" - " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?" Dang Google translate is Savage xD
"You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed" Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?
Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down* The Channel: *Makes content out of haters* Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game
when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes
I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)
@@eggsoftboiled Diarrhoea is one of the most frequently misspelled words and I once heard a doctor explain how to remember it: Disaster Imminent, Alert! Run, Run Hard Or Else Accident. has there ever been a more appropriate mnemonic?
“Way to rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Google translates songs” series” killed me, I hope that’s a joke because if anything he ripped off Malinda’s google translate series
I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.
Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂
To that person who said Malinda ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google translate songs, Malinda started in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon started doing his versions in frickin 2017 alright? 3 year difference kid, stop accusing her of being a rip off. She is wonderful and doesn't even deserve hate in the first place.
Miguel Padilla yes, I also agree but I don't like that they're calling Malinda a rip off. You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example. I completely agree with you, though.
"You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example." Uhmm... yes. Yes you do. Hence why there's so many successful and unsuccessful filed lawsuits against certain artists who have copied or taken music from other artists. I'm really surprised you haven't heard of this.
Before: “I hate this video, IS the worst” Translated: “THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! DESTRUCTION!!” Me: Well you’re not wrong (I have noticed people think I wrote it. I did not, I’m merely quoting it)
Akayo Crystrose Sorry 😂 The person that wrote “I hate this video, is the worst” Was insulting Malinda’s video So, google translated it through several languages to “This video has been insulted! Destruction!” I think you get it now If not tell me and I’ll help Sorry about that 😂
"When I showed this to my mom, her song was ruined." "I told her mother that she was a bad musician" *oOooOooOoh gEt rEkT* Edit: hi 9 year old me (i think) hi guys i am 11 now and thanks for 3k likes! wew thats my most liked comment so far :D
@@kwenella6769 Actually, "fuck" is an acronym for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". In Ireland, when one was caught adulteration, a sign in the stacks would say "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in the Nude" (FUCKIN), and legend has it that some church clerics would write "Forbidden Use of Central Knowledge". So, yes, while it means sex, it also denotes a crime.
I think you’ve been using google translate so much that now it’s backing you up with clever burns and disses to hate comments! That’s basically google translate saying “hey. You and me, we’re cool.”
Actually it was.. Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.” Translated: “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.” Translated:“I told her mother that she was a bad musician” *Roasted by google translate*
@@pointlessvideos940 Uhh, they're called "using letters instead of words so that you don't have to write the whole thing." I actually use 'em all the time.
Probably because they're stupid, small minded, don't understand comedy and just hate the world in general. Or they hate that she's a woman, a lot of people on the internet hate women.
The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!
But actually the CBC up here in Canada, aka America's hat, was doing a similar thing 10 years ago. Instead of lyrics, they would put song titles through GT and you had to guess the song from the resulting word salad.
"I showed this to my mom, and she said her song was ruined..." "Well I told her mother that SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*Acne* a universal constant.
Yeah, I have absolutely horrible acne, and Malinda's is hardly anything! There's no reason to point it out and make her feel bad anyways, she's probably doing all she can to fix it. Not to mention it doesn't even look like acne, it just looks like freckles
I think you misunderstood John's comment....
Plenty of water, good hygiene habits and eating healthy food goes a long way in stopping acne. And dropping weight. And not getting sick.
It even helps you in bed ;)
That's why I can never get rid of it. It's universal.
Some of us just have it harder. I clean my face three times a day, and always use a newly cleaned pillow. Still a major problem.
Guy: *why am I here?
Google translate: *WhY ArE yOu hErE*
How tf are we supposed to know?
OOOOOOOOOH!
AI translation has gone too far into the meme level :D
@@lieutenantbigz938 trueeeeeee
_Woah._
"Acne, some things cant be translated away"
Teenage problems
Thank you XD
lmaooo so true tho 😔
Unlucky adult problems too
Oh my god this comment made me get the joke
Me right now 😂
“Can’t trust google” did google just expose itself?😂
*gasp*
Yas
No it’s one person to them
EXPOSED!
Yes
Guy: I hate this video. Is the worst
Google Translate: This video has been insulted. *DESTRUCTION*
*IS* the worst.
The way she emphasized it was hilarious!!!
Thanks for 2.3K Likes! :)
The way she said destruction was the best!
@@isabelguillen4015 now 655
The likes are 666
"I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
I lost it XD
Yesh I know right. 😂😆
A hater just got owned. Ouch!
Me too 😂
Lol sameee
666th likes
*"Why am i here?"*
*"Why ARE you here?"*
That killed me 😂😂😂😂
Me too...🤣🤣🤣😆😂😂
Ha
Yeah same
ikr 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
GT defending their users be like:
Fun fact checking:
Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.*
Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno.
So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.
Yup
Wow, that guy was WAAAAAAAAYYYY off (the hater comment, not this one)
Take that haters!
Got em!
Ikr, these kids think they are clever but they need to use that unused jelly in their head more
"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.
That sentence is really phylosophic.
Philosophic. Sorry. That probably sounded rude. I'm a spelling geek.
Moonlone Silence don't worrie I speek french, so your comment is good for me.
Now I can write correctly philosophic, thank you. 😁
Olivier Martin, *speak. Okay, now I feel like I've put something into this conversation. I'm backing out now.
I made a mistake in "speak", that's awkward. 😅
"Why am I here?" "Why are you here?"
The smartest thing Google has ever translated uwu
1st one is me at school, and the 2nd one are my teachera
Teachers*
** suddenly flashback** TIMES 2
Ikr
Yep!!
This is how Google translate would describe pregnancy:
you life, your belly.
MoonCakey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hehhehehe
Hotel? Trivago
hmm......how about i translate you:
How does Google Translate explain pregnancy?
Your health is at stake.
@@williamhall6172 pretty much sums it up.
"This made me extremely uncomfortable"
*google translate*
"This was a great comfort to me"
How Ironic
Reminds me of how my messages would be understood while on holiday in Japan. “Sorry cannot talk tonight, we will be in Kyoto tomorrow, so talk after.” “How about breakfast tomorrow morning asap?”
"this video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION!* "
Google translate gets some things right
LMAO
U have 666 likes
When you get your first dislike
Truuuuuu
"why am I here?"
"why are you here"
I'm dying xDDD
Anouk Eaglepaw another has bitten the dust and has died
I am your 100th like
oh my god thank you so much :O
Anouk Eaglepaw me too lmao xD
Anouk Eaglepaw valid question
"you do not fit into big trees. Of course, you do not fit into seeds."
That sounds like life advice.
ikr
Sounds like inspirobot.
The trees made me think of Evan Hansen.
@Super Greyflash I think it was calling the person who wrote the comment fat,
@Super Greyflash That, or it's about being humble and recognizing you're small, because it's the only way to grow big xD
But like, then the original was Chinese, and the translator was bad at English. He meant to say: "You can't fit into a big tree, if you don't fit into a seed first."
2:50
Hater: "I just have one question: what the f*ck is wrong with you????"
GT: "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
What a great comeback GT.
N i c e comeback google
Yes you’re right but what about “and I told her that her mother was a bad musician”
GT sounding like Yoda it is
OOHHHHHHH!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi
“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
GET ROASTED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE!
*GET WREKT HATERZ!!!*
"I just have one question: what the f*** is wrong with you?"
" I ask you a question: bad s*x you have"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
666 likes OwO
Acne
“I showed this to my mom, she said the song was ruined”
Google: “I told her mom that she was a bad musician”
Me: UNO REVERSE B`BAHAHAHAH
Amazing
@1000 Watts
How?
(Btw, I’m sorry for that rude comment, I guess I was just in a mood that day.)
@@NoName-ld7gg armyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait u were the person who said that hate comment?
@[Park Jimin]
Yeah, I’m very sorry. Idk what got into me that day. I would never even consider saying something that rude.
Uno reverse card NOW ITS THE YOU THATS GETTING B`BAHAHAHAHAH!!
_Haters: no_
*Translator Fails: Uno Reverse Card*
Hmmm what's opposite of no
Uno Reverse Card: *YES!!!*
The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂
I hope she gets enough hate comments to do another one of the videos. I find it hilarious and she clearly doesn’t care about the haters.
"I showed my mom this and she says her song is ruined"
"I told your mom she's a bad musician"
DAMNNNNNN SAVAGEEEEEEEE
Just blocking out the haters with those watermelons and shapes
Beth xxx Gradually so.
I laike litle child
Beth xxx SAAAAME
But Gradually
Gradually watermelon BOMBS!
- " why ARE you here?"
- " I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
- " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?"
Dang Google translate is Savage xD
It’s great at roasting, I’ll give it that
agreed.
Yeah no shit
Yep so *SAVAGE*
Is google translate Yoda as well?
That moment when an automated computer system does better insults than people do
LMAOOOOO
True..
Lol so true
Yea i know right we are improving on insulting human beings
"I told _her_ mother that she was a bad musician!"
I love how she doesn’t care of the hate comments and having fun with them.
Ik
Yeah and we have the almost the same icon name
Patricia G_ lol we do
@@GlowBFF Wat do u mean
karm againt haters
“Why are you here?”
“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
“I ask you a question: bad sex you have?”
Google Translate is a badass 😂
Haha ikr😂😂
#ROASTQUEEN
1
XD
@@xo.jaycee What if Google Translate is not a woman? *Insert conspiracy music here*
"You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed"
Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?
Woah
It’s sounds more like a roast tbh
Ikr
Seed*
It probably had "strain at a gnat, swallow a camel" somewhere in its history.
Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down*
The Channel: *Makes content out of haters*
Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game
LOL
the game
TH-cam: I'll allow it
LOLZ YASSSS BECOME THE VIDEO HATERS
th-cam.com/video/nGKd4Rqj5lQ/w-d-xo.html
when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes
Curse I think you mean Cancer and AIDS Right I got this right
same diff
Acne
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 golden, love it
Insomnia and Diabetes lol
FYI, Jimmy Fallon started his series AFTER this channel was started.
Emma Turner True
oh so the haters are stupid small brains
@@aidanthird Or it was just a joke that went over everyone's head.
Yeah
Lol haters are so stupid
I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)
Rashuanu true!
Acne will never get translated.
WIN-WIN!
Sometimes both.
Stalker Cat
I still don't get how Acne was a hate comment in the first place
"Why am I here?"
"Why are you here?"
I died
I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SAID HER SONG WAS RUINED
I TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN!!!!
YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT GOOGLE!
Melody 128 Ohhhh rosted!!!
Rekt
"Can't trust Google"
Hey at least they admitted you can't trust Google translate 😂
Caleb is style, but bad on what he trying to do.
HI CALEB!!! You aren’t bad :3 Your kewl
You got style
You got grace
You got an awesome beard on yo face
You always look on fleek - you are style goals lol
😂😂😂😂
Caleb is style, Caleb is LIFE!
"when I showed this to my mom, she said her song was ruined..
Google translate: I told her mother that she was a bad musician!!!
Me: SHEEEEESH
"MALANDA! BOBBY JOKES!"
"Bobby can't think too much thinking"
*Google knows Bobby too well*
I LOVE THAT VIDEO!!!!
@@ilovepandas8169 😁😁
Also, Bobby doesn't believe, neither does he have faith.
Poor Bobby am I right?
440 THUMPS UP
"Acne"
"Acne"
The more words you have, the less accurate the translation is
Icey THANK YOU, O GOD
Google Translate says:
"The more words you have, the more accurate your translation will be."
@_sweetxdreams_ imma translate that into French
@_sweetxdreams_ plus vous avez de mots, plus votre traduction est précise
@@chickennugget1165 I am French, and this translation is actually accurate.
Me when I see a hater: “this video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION!”
I’m your 69th like 😏
same
Same lolllllllll
ThatVeganTeacher : harassing dream
Me: this minecraft TH-camr has been insulted DESTRUCTION!!
I am at this part when I read this lol
I love how she just goes:
"Meh idc about the hate comments imma just turn em into a nice video"
That's why she deserves a big thumps up.
Ikr? It’s TRULY AMAZING! Like, the haterz are TRYING TO HATE AND BE MEAN, BUT, little do they realize, they’re actually GIVING HER CONTENT! lol
@@mudkip4615 *Thumps*
@@mudkip4615 Yeah, and any wow who says that she doesn’t deserve a big thumps up has to realize that’s just wow’s opinion.
Hater: "Why am i Here?"
Google "Why are you Here?"
Me: YE WHY ARE U HERE THEN?!
Me: Yay, come in haters, earn Malinda more money by watching her videos and commenting hate! She just gets more money!
why AM i here, then?
"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
That legit sounds like something Buddha would say.
Jacob Sanchez it reminded me of the Winnie the Pooh episode when he gets stuck in a tree...
Both fat dispensers of wisdom
Jacob Sanchez I thought of Gandalf.
*YOU DEVERVE A BIG THUMPS UP!*
She deserves all the thumps ups
@Theo'sAnimatedLife XDD
She needs a THUMPS up! 😂
Lol, yes she does!
Its thumbs up not thumps up
"I told her mother she was a bad musician"
As someone who listens to several family bands, that line is even funnier! (Although I haven't yet seen a mother who's a bad musician...)
uh oh now she use konfu
Destuction.
Lol
OOOOOO
"I told her mother that she is a bad musician"
I almost thought that Google translate is alive 😂
L Seo I think it is now ;-;
@@eggsoftboiled Diarrhoea is one of the most frequently misspelled words and I once heard a doctor explain how to remember it:
Disaster
Imminent,
Alert!
Run,
Run
Hard
Or
Else
Accident.
has there ever been a more appropriate mnemonic?
@John Melvin they should spell it this way just to have the fun of that mnemonic.
"Now Google Translate,pick one word you wish to save from ridiculousness"
Google Translate:"Acne! I choose you!"
ROTFLMAO!!!! This was a great comment! :D
diamonddog 19 underrated lol
I translated acne through many layers and got dance
@@alexanderhamilton4626 a disturbing image goes through my brain...
“Way to rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Google translates songs” series” killed me, I hope that’s a joke because if anything he ripped off Malinda’s google translate series
:| to be honest Idk who Jimmy Fallon actually is
yello ?? What ?? I don’t understand and I did watch it btw
Malinda actually makes stuff more descriptive with actions and items and more items and more more items
Gacha Girl Green no it wasn’t a joke it was some kid who wasn’t even born when she started so he isn’t even looking for proof
yello no u
"Come"
"Oh, God please no."
"Cringe."
Hater: “Wow can’t believe you ripped off jimmy Fallons google translate series.”
Malinda: *Existential crisis*
I’m pretty sure she started before that
@@sirk603 thats the point they ripped her off
Who is he anyway?
Hater: Acne
Google Translate: Acne
Me: Acne never goes awayyyyy.😭
*pain
@Auggie Doggie I feel you
Thank you! Oh God!
LOL
Ikr Acne NEVER leaves 😢
I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.
....I do want a good nose
😂😂
Is Google translate actually Voldemort?
Well DUH
So...Voldy likes French fries, does he?
"Why am I here?"
"Why are you here?"
Haters: Wait a minute...
wAIT-
69 likes.
Too magical a number for me to ruin.
“Bobby jokes”
My brain: Bobby is not a believer nor does he have faith
My brain: booby jokes.
*I get it! I understood that* reference.....
Bobby cannot think, too much thinking...
@@qpid_exe I understood *THAT* reference!
@@starlight72733 hehehe
Warning: Do not drink water while watching this, i almost died multiple times. Doing great Malinda!
Also make sure your not in public wile watching this XD
"...I almost dies multiple times. Doing great Malinda!" Yes because almost murdering her fan is just AWESOME!! XD
RainbowCookie Cosplay, that warning goes for any content creator who is regularly funny! 🙃
Wait what?!? Does that mean I’m go---
@@najrenchelf2751 probably, but this girl is one specialised for this so you better watch out after you died.
Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂
Maya Joy Original
I showed my mom this and she said her song was ruined
Google
I said your Mother Is a Bad MUSICIAN
Maya Joy e
Malinda: Some things can't get translated away
Me: *sobs* Why does google translate have to be so BRUTAL??? Ahhhhhhhh
To that person who said Malinda ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google translate songs, Malinda started in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon started doing his versions in frickin 2017 alright? 3 year difference kid, stop accusing her of being a rip off. She is wonderful and doesn't even deserve hate in the first place.
Lana Jaleel plus ... I would say that [google translate songs] are a genre. Anybody can do it.
Lana Jaleel EXPOSED lol sorry
Miguel Padilla yes, I also agree but I don't like that they're calling Malinda a rip off. You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example. I completely agree with you, though.
Lana Jaleel wow i'm so impressed to you 👍
"You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example." Uhmm... yes. Yes you do. Hence why there's so many successful and unsuccessful filed lawsuits against certain artists who have copied or taken music from other artists. I'm really surprised you haven't heard of this.
i translated the title.....
my results:
GOOGLE translate bad words for me
i also did...
Google said:Including my hate points
what did you translate it too?
i translated it too much and i got Google has translated my bad language
It's accurate
I translated it and it was
Google has changed its mind
Edit: I translated it again:
Google translated my idea of hate.
Before: “I hate this video, IS the worst”
Translated: “THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! DESTRUCTION!!”
Me:
Well you’re not wrong
(I have noticed people think I wrote it. I did not, I’m merely quoting it)
I love this comment.
DemonFox Films
Thank you 😊
Akayo Crystrose
Sorry 😂
The person that wrote “I hate this video, is the worst”
Was insulting Malinda’s video
So, google translated it through several languages to “This video has been insulted! Destruction!”
I think you get it now
If not tell me and I’ll help
Sorry about that 😂
-3- you said won of those your mean
Oh wait
I love how when she wanted to sound threatening but it sounded like she was hitting on the haters😂
The only word that you can trust in google translate is....
A C N E .
pocky lily l
pocky lily isn’t it?? 😂
A L L H A I L A C N E
*Acne*
And dildo that doesn’t change either
Actually, Malinda did the google translate songs before Jimmy did.
Ha.
That is the best part of it.
o yea boi
In your face, idiot
Maloofy YA JESS-A-CA
Maloofy IKR
“Why am I here?”
“Why are you here?
Me: *is casually dying of laughter in the background*
Even Goggle translate doesn’t understand those people lmao
I litterally fell off a chair and am now lying on the ground of laughter
Me too, Iys in the routine ;)
Hi GachaGalaxyQurrn Laila Can we be friends???
Rozcher YT sure (:
I love how near the start of the video Malinda is “threatening” the haters and the screen is all red then it just switches to happy intro music🤣
"When I showed this to my mom, her song was ruined."
"I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
*oOooOooOoh gEt rEkT*
Edit: hi 9 year old me (i think) hi guys i am 11 now and thanks for 3k likes! wew thats my most liked comment so far :D
get owned boi
@@roboriley lol
DESTRUCTION 1O0
Google translate is better than me at roasting people
[GD]Shhanddu78 2:20
“I have a question: what the ** is wrong with you”
“and I have a question: what bad sex you have”
I WAS DYING LMAOO
That was hella funny.
If you take the literal meaning of the swear word, it would mean, "what (the sex is wrong) with you" = "what is wrong with your sex?"
Still get this image of Yoda coming back to Darth Vader with that
Well ‘fuck’ means ‘sex’ so
@@kwenella6769 Actually, "fuck" is an acronym for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". In Ireland, when one was caught adulteration, a sign in the stacks would say "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in the Nude" (FUCKIN), and legend has it that some church clerics would write "Forbidden Use of Central Knowledge". So, yes, while it means sex, it also denotes a crime.
"Cringe"
"Come"
"Oh god, please no"
"THANK YOU OH GOD!"
Thank you, that will be all
I can just imagine roasting someone and saying: *DESTRUCTION*
I think you’ve been using google translate so much that now it’s backing you up with clever burns and disses to hate comments! That’s basically google translate saying “hey. You and me, we’re cool.”
Actually what it said was “You, you and I, are about to finish” (I translated that for you)
NoArtisticLimitation lol! Thank you for that.
Indeed!
😂 you made me laugh SOOO hard
Haters: (Making hate comments)
Malinda: (Translating them and making a video out of this)
Haters:
*This is beyond science*
*Surprised Pikachu face*
How does malinda even support racists and sexists?
Latipah Mowlani probably just somebutt liberal for not supporting their narrative
Latipah Mowlani bad sex you have.
*surprised patrick face*
"I showed my mom and she said her song was ruined."
*"I told her mom that she was a bad musician"*
Got fucking obliterated
He just got burnd from Google
Actually it was..
Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
Translated: “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
@@galaxydemonidk7931 who cares, it's still good
@@galaxydemonidk7931 oh well Id est quod Id est
"Why am I here?"
"Why *are* you here?"
*GOOGLE TRANSLATE BURN*
Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
Translated:“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
*Roasted by google translate*
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
WHen you insult someone but Dissing computers have been invented
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆
She has an unfair advantage. Her and Google Translate go way back.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
"Why am I here?"
"Why r u here"
Uno Reverse activated
@@pointlessvideos940 Uhh, they're called "using letters instead of words so that you don't have to write the whole thing." I actually use 'em all the time.
69 likes
@@pointlessvideos940
*I
*Am
*So
*Bored
*That
*I
*Correct
*Slang
*For
*No
*Reason
*Yes
*I
*Correct
*Corrections
*Because
*I
*Am
*Also
*Bored
@@pointlessvideos940 Okay. Look.
Is it really wrong to subtly tell people that anyone can type the way they want?
yessssssss
Hater: Why am I here?
Google translate: Why ARE you here?
Me: even Google wants to know what's wrong with you. We don't even want you here 😂
Beautiful
Yea if you dont like it just ..... dont watch it ?
How can someone hate her? She is such a nice, funny and crazy person. I'm loving it.
I totally agree!
I really like the fact that she talks the way the "hater" would, and that she spared them from any more embarrassment by not mentioning their names.
I uhm... I couldn't resist but translate this... :
I love your faithful word, and in his name we save our lives.
I gotta say.., I kinda like it ^^
@@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao
Lol your profile pic yoongi
@@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao
All the fans once you read those mean comments
“This video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION.” XD
This video has made my morning
Popcicle Cat me too
I don’t get why anyone or HOW anyone could hate this woman
Probably because they're stupid, small minded, don't understand comedy and just hate the world in general. Or they hate that she's a woman, a lot of people on the internet hate women.
Pepper The Real MVP I know, right? They probably just hate comedy.
I don't get it either, but at least we get a lot of fun out of it with this kind of video xD
True dat actually, thank you haters for making this amazing video happen xD “bad sex, you have?” XD
Some people don't understand second degree or they are just jealous or both.
Comment: “why am I here”
Milda: “why are you here”
My mind: *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Malinda* or according to GT Malanda?
@@penguin22penguin22 thank you, and sorry 😅
“Thumps up” 😂 how could anyone hate you?
"Dislike... I hate these types of videos"
Me: Then why did you click on it?
I do not want...
In the winter, I did not make this movie
🤣
#ULTIMATEBRUHMOMENTS
@@FunniyMan exactly
*bruh*
Exactly!
"Bad sex you have?"
It got translated by Yoda?
YES
Well then, if it was, then...
Savage, Yoda is.
Definitely.
inkblotCrisis I understood that reference
lol
Some of these translations sounds like she is actually responding and it’s beautiful
I like how some of the original comments already sound translated
I know
well it's is quite possible, that they are tbh ;)
True
Haha, spot on! XD
Actually, this is one of those videos where the translated comments sounded way more intelligent, almost poetic.
Lol I tried this I translated “you’re weak” into 10 different languages and I got..... “yes”
Edit: 200 likes?!? THANK YOU
Lols
You’re weak XDDDDDD
Awesome Sqush 200th like
Google admits it neglects to lift. That's courage.
Yes you're weak
Roasted by Google Translate :(
We should rename this “Google translator roasts my haters” cause...dang
Even the hate comment videos are extraordinarily wholesome.
Acne.......
Acne.
Some things can't be translated away...
I died 😂😂😂😂
literally me though....
"Why am i here???"
×says someone
Well, actually, "Why are you here??"
× replies google translate.
Best google translate come-back
Billie Eilish is life i agree with your name so muchh 😂😂😂
You 14 or what?
Billie Eilish is life, I love your username and profile pic :)
eyoo eyelash squad!!!
Yah Billie is Life (reffering to your Name :))
**GHASP** This video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION*
The ProSkillzBoyz **GASP** THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! *DeStRuCtIoN!*
The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!
When she says the Jimmy Fallon thing. I was just like......she did it first.
Same, thanks to roomie
Trinity Possehn I know right?
Not the first thing Jimmy stole and claimed his own.
Yep half the comments under those Videos of him doing it are ‘you stole this from Malinda’
But actually the CBC up here in Canada, aka America's hat, was doing a similar thing 10 years ago. Instead of lyrics, they would put song titles through GT and you had to guess the song from the resulting word salad.
DON'T dab on the haters.
DO translate on the haters.
Silly Wobbuffet that is how you deal with haters
Do not live on your enemies.
Open the enemy
Can i do both...?
CraztNaturekitty Live Well... Wynaut?
Silly Wobbuffet yup
Nobody:
Not even me:
Google translate: " You do not fit into big trees, of course "
And of course, not into a small seed
This is fat jokes on a whole other level
@@vedamaharaj truee :p
Iskall85: well yes, but actually no
p e r S o n : why am I here
Google trans : why are YOU here
Me: OHHHHHHHH
@Nagito Komaeda ye
I translated the title and got this:
"GOOGLE hates his comments"
I got "Wallpaper translated into Hindi on Google"
@@charlottedove2875 volapepar
I got nonsense.
Google tr kli il il il ż ż ż ż ż ż ż ż ħ
@@gavinbrown216 mocking our accent is kinda offensive..
@@avocados1707 I have no idea why I said that
This video gets a thumps up
Sweet Cookie Toys both of u guys are officialy thumped up😂
1:26
it shall get all of the THUMPS up yes
*Inhaled sharply* January memes
"I showed this to my mom, and she said her song was ruined..."
"Well I told her mother that SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
1:22
LEGIT THO. Every time I see hate my only question is: *"if you hate it so much then why are you here?"*