Also, another messup in the garage missions in SA: In Customs Fast Track, Kendl talks with CJ about their current situation and also refers to Sweet as if he's in prison. However since the garage mission can be completed pretty much any time you want, Sweet may be already released, if you completed Home Coming first. :P
Tommy getting the money for sonny through game mechanics and saying he doesn't have it's like Dutch saying "we need more money" even tho arthur's donated millions to the camp
Mercedes: Do you mind me resting my hands on your lap? Tommy: Well, you are in the last seat of a limousine and I am in the driver's seat. How big are your hands? Jackass
What I find funny about death in GTA, is that you can die pretty hard but the hospital always manages to get you back (obviously otherwise the game would end) so when an NPC dies the accident must be serious, even though you just got blown up. But they do bring back some peds on the street so you aint the only one they can bring back.
In the first scene of gta vice city when Tommy and Ken are together in a car and pull up in the off road, use the cheat BIGBANG and see your computer die
Zero's second mission is the hardest mission in the whole game and in the whole gta franchise second only to that toy helicopter one at the construction site in vice city.
@@lucassantossj now that you mention it yeah, gta 3 was a nightmare to complete now that I think back at it. Still zero's second mission is the most difficult of gta san andreas in my opinion. It is the only one I still fail multiple times even after completing and restarting the game like a hundreds of times.
@@thestrong2401 for that mission dont fly but drive rc baron near targets It will slow down fuel usage. GTA 3 with minigun m4 was disaster. Or mob with stubby shotgun that instant kill you in 2 shots.
When you forgot homework at home and teacher say: "is that my problem? why dont you forget your brain at home? why dont you forget to eat?" Then you back to home mess with your younger brother just because you angry: 8:30
@@Niko1697 Почему сериал "Отделённый от толпы" так закончил? Можно было ещё сделать сезон 4, так как хотелось лучшей концовки. Ты может не продолжишь сериал, но +респект за то что сделай мои дни.
What a fucked up way to end the game Complete riot, get close to kill your friend who betrayed you, go to another city fly toy planes and play poker with your friends, steal cars for your business, and finish off smoke afterwards
0:45 этот трюк вскрыли ещё в далеком 2010 году. 20 с лишним лет прошло, чтобы осознать, что выстрел в конце… всего лишь звуковая ошибка. Роки не зря любят оставлять расплывчатые ответы на загадочные вопросы. Ведь они сами признали: сотрудник аудиодепартамента наложил звук выстрела, чтобы урезать ее долгую и раздражающую речь. Урезать, не убивать. И даже они написали, что не уверены в том, что Клод прикончил ее. Не уверены. Сказали бы, возможно убил - думали бы по-другому. А здесь они ответили: в том, что убил - не уверены. Ибо где предсмертный крик? Где звук падающего на землю мертвого тела? Внимательно послушайте речь репортера: местный житель описал полиции, что видел наемника, покидающего дамбу С темноволосой женщиной. Если бы Мария была убита, ее бы точно не упоминали в репортаже, а в газете Liberty Tree выпустили бы статью о резне на дамбе, где, помимо трупов колумбийцев, найдено тело темноволосой девушки в юбке с тигровыми полосками. Она была опознана, как Мария Латоре, молодая вдова Дона Сальваторе Леоне. Но репортёр сказал: он покинул дамбу С Марией. Это может означать, что Мария жива. Ну и этот прикол тоже косвенно может обозначать, что Мария жива. Повторю - косвенно. Ибо после миссии в статистике убито Клодом и убито другими показатели после миссии не поменяются. 20 с лишним лет нас держат за дураков. И говорят: убил, убил. А то, что без этого прикола Мария не появляется с нами, так у нет цели появляться в сюжете, а не потому, что она может быть мертва. На 2001 год Роки не планировали дружеских посиделок, встреч с подругами и т.д. Хотели реализовать в VC, но осуществили в SA и улучшили в четвёрке. Так что расслабьтесь и воспринимайте выстрел, как шутка от разрабов. Не более. Как говорится, сколько людей, столько и мнений. Думайте сами, решайте сами.
oh i was thinking like cj ended up in vice city and brian never died tommy vercetti killed catalina cluade wore the brown player 2 skin and worked for the sindaccos instead of the leones mike from gta advance robbed salvatore leone instead of cj vic vance wore his yellow beta clothes and was in the marines instead of the army and was also killed by tommy vercetti. big smoke ate too much and died kendle killed ryder with a shotgun and stuck dildo in him
I love the Cesar's part lol
Me too xD
Lmao
He he he ha ha ha HA HA HA HA *cough*
Cesar got fast!
Me 2
Happened to me: Catalina shushed CJ, saying she was busy "counting the money"
But we were on a motorcycle and her hands were behind her back
Me, counting my money.
Using the force
Same here
@@topmansquad9558 Guess they really assumed we'd use a car for this mission, didn't they?
I also used a helicopter to complete toreno's second mission even though CJ didn't knew how to fly yet.
Catalina: Eat my-
Claude: Yup she is a fossil now
Thx for 30 likes :D
8:53 Cesar's face looks so real
7:00 - 9:53 Cesar part
Ceasar*
Cesar Vialpondo
Cesar Vialpando
Chill.
@@SyabilMohar817 who?
Everyone who comment this post.
2:44 XD
Lmao the next mission was like a 200 IQ play.
200 IQ Tommy
I’m not gonna ask how this got into my recommendations, but I’m glad it did
Zero: It would be like fighting Berkley, only bigger
CJ: Wut? He Nuts? I should never do missions for this crazy ass nerd
6:33 missed opportunity to make CJ say "aahhh Berkley, who the fuck is Berkley?"
OMG I want part 2 so badly! 😂🤗🤗
Sameee
damn right
10:41 luis just respawned at the nearest hospital xD
as usual
0:23 “I’m going to kill, and kill! Eat my-“
*BOOM*
7:36 lol Cesar was tired after back and front
11:58 sets frame limiter off and becomes god 😂
Also, another messup in the garage missions in SA: In Customs Fast Track, Kendl talks with CJ about their current situation and also refers to Sweet as if he's in prison. However since the garage mission can be completed pretty much any time you want, Sweet may be already released, if you completed Home Coming first. :P
Rest In Piss
Cesar's car and legs
Death cause:He got fast
Tommy getting the money for sonny through game mechanics and saying he doesn't have it's like Dutch saying "we need more money" even tho arthur's donated millions to the camp
2:44 No Sonny, *I DONT HAVE THE MONEY*
0:45 It's been confirmed to be a sound bug by Rockstar, you know how buggy GTA 3 is.
Cesar driving from sf to ls and back was hilarious.
6:08 lmao
Cesar part kills me 😂 im crying 😂
2:43 i have done that in my save game and had like 14 million because i didn't wanted more.
Cesar really did drive all the way to los santos from garage in san Francisco xD ahahah
7:29 I lost it as this part 😂
Mercedes: Do you mind me resting my hands on your lap?
Tommy: Well, you are in the last seat of a limousine and I am in the driver's seat. How big are your hands? Jackass
What I find funny about death in GTA, is that you can die pretty hard but the hospital always manages to get you back (obviously otherwise the game would end) so when an NPC dies the accident must be serious, even though you just got blown up.
But they do bring back some peds on the street so you aint the only one they can bring back.
Omg this is insane. I can't stop laughing believe me. Mercedes and Cesar's parts were the best
I like cesar's part lmao.
In the first scene of gta vice city when Tommy and Ken are together in a car and pull up in the off road, use the cheat BIGBANG and see your computer die
Please do more of these, this is hilarious.
Poor Cesar😂
BRUHHHH THE VICE CITY PART HAS ME DYINGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO, CJ MESSING WITH CESAR BY CONSTANTLY GOING FROM LS TO SF AND VICE VERSA 😂😂
Catlina: eat my
Claude: rpg
Yo that Cesar part was funny as hell.
Zero's second mission is the hardest mission in the whole game and in the whole gta franchise second only to that toy helicopter one at the construction site in vice city.
Ehh. These are easy. Harder was using rc baron killing cubans in vc.
Some GTA III missions are harder because of the m4 killing you in a second, mafia using shotguns and a mission where you have to protect a securicar.
@@lucassantossj now that you mention it yeah, gta 3 was a nightmare to complete now that I think back at it. Still zero's second mission is the most difficult of gta san andreas in my opinion. It is the only one I still fail multiple times even after completing and restarting the game like a hundreds of times.
@@thestrong2401 for that mission dont fly but drive rc baron near targets It will slow down fuel usage. GTA 3 with minigun m4 was disaster. Or mob with stubby shotgun that instant kill you in 2 shots.
@@michazmuda1477 yeah I'm able to pass it eventually but still a pain in the ass
Haha. Good work with this messing in missions 😁 respect for You. You must have a huge patience.
You can literally break San Andreas by getting on Freddy's bike on the mission OG Loc.
WTF BRO I STRUGGLED LIKE A BUG ON THAT MISSION FOR 2 DAYS AND U SAY I COULD REMOVE FREDDY FROM THE BIKE NOW
@@ThaqtRamone yep but the game will crash.
Or kill him before he reaches Vagos,and he says COWEE JEFFREY.
"EaT mY sH..."
~Catalina Vialpando (666-2001)
I'm crying at 666😂😂😂😂 you did her dirty
3:42, "it was worth it" lol
От возвращении мамы СиДжея и назад в будущее до этого :) Неплохой апгрейд, помню давно тебя смотрел лет так 6 назад
Poor cesar,he needs sonic speed.
I love cesar’s part
That mission in GTA 3 was definitely creepy. And hard.
best vid i seen in 2020 so far 👏😂
really unique video hah, nice man.
damn fine funny video keep thr work man
I always wondered if zero will say that line even if you didn't help him.well,that answered it
This is awesome
More of these please with some attractive thumbnail
Haha look at Cesar's he goes crazy lol :o
I guess luis respawned and turned on cheats
explanation for luis part is hospital magic
4:36 you destroy my dream :(
Nice work bro
very detailed show. thanks
6:32 Bruh moment
cesar part is best lmfao
Well thats how cj felt in mission photo opportunity
this is hilarious lmao
More people need to know about your stuff, man. It's very good!
I need to tell people about this channel interesting video
@@dave2518 Yes, please do!
@@nanika2566 yeah
@@nanika2566 hows it going
@@dave2518 It's going pretty well, thank you ^^ I managed to catch a break and reply to comments.
How's doing?
Yes, it's really unfair... funny 😂
Subscribed
When you forgot homework at home and teacher say: "is that my problem? why dont you forget your brain at home? why dont you forget to eat?"
Then you back to home mess with your younger brother just because you angry: 8:30
Hahhhhha i like dis video it 'so funny😂
You killed Luis but he respawned back to the hospital. Lol
Найс видео
5:40 well he didn't specify which bank
0:48, Клод не застрелил Марию. Его просто взбесило то, что она много болтает. А так всё нормально. Лайкните, чтобы увидел👍🏻❤️
Ahhhh cool I think I will do that too
Кто-то забыл переключить на английский на гта 5, да, Нико? А я помню когда ты ещё сериалы по СА делал
Было дело
@@Niko1697 слушай, так когда цезарь позвонит после его "убийства" что поймать смоука и райдера тачка правда взорвется?
@@Niko1697 Почему сериал "Отделённый от толпы" так закончил? Можно было ещё сделать сезон 4, так как хотелось лучшей концовки. Ты может не продолжишь сериал, но +респект за то что сделай мои дни.
10:20 he respawned in the hospital
7:03 I laughed hard at this xDD
Haha this guy's a genius
nobody
gta 3 protoagaints: S P A N K
Lol on that Sonic X theme song.
I`m still waiting for the Skyrim videos
I didn't think fallout 76 was that good, Todd.
San Andreas was definitely the best bit
wait theres two endings to GTAV?...
awh shit... here we go again...
3*
Ryder:All you say is Cesar Drive here, Cesar drive there. BULLSh1T!
what music did you use in the making of this video
Big smoke all you had to do was help zero cj
OVERUSED.
I keep thinking why Claude is with Catalina in GTA SA BUT SAN ANDREAS IS IN 1992 AND GTA IS IN 2001
Poor Cesar XD
2:50 My Money
Clause is a selective-mute.
The strongest armor is the plot armor
omg
Hello from Grove street
7:29 That is so funny.
What a fucked up way to end the game
Complete riot, get close to kill your friend who betrayed you, go to another city fly toy planes and play poker with your friends, steal cars for your business, and finish off smoke afterwards
You didn't have to do that to Luis 😩💔🤣🤣🤣
Возвращение мамы Карла
0:45 этот трюк вскрыли ещё в далеком 2010 году. 20 с лишним лет прошло, чтобы осознать, что выстрел в конце… всего лишь звуковая ошибка. Роки не зря любят оставлять расплывчатые ответы на загадочные вопросы. Ведь они сами признали: сотрудник аудиодепартамента наложил звук выстрела, чтобы урезать ее долгую и раздражающую речь. Урезать, не убивать. И даже они написали, что не уверены в том, что Клод прикончил ее. Не уверены. Сказали бы, возможно убил - думали бы по-другому. А здесь они ответили: в том, что убил - не уверены. Ибо где предсмертный крик? Где звук падающего на землю мертвого тела? Внимательно послушайте речь репортера: местный житель описал полиции, что видел наемника, покидающего дамбу С темноволосой женщиной. Если бы Мария была убита, ее бы точно не упоминали в репортаже, а в газете Liberty Tree выпустили бы статью о резне на дамбе, где, помимо трупов колумбийцев, найдено тело темноволосой девушки в юбке с тигровыми полосками. Она была опознана, как Мария Латоре, молодая вдова Дона Сальваторе Леоне. Но репортёр сказал: он покинул дамбу С Марией. Это может означать, что Мария жива.
Ну и этот прикол тоже косвенно может обозначать, что Мария жива. Повторю - косвенно. Ибо после миссии в статистике убито Клодом и убито другими показатели после миссии не поменяются.
20 с лишним лет нас держат за дураков. И говорят: убил, убил. А то, что без этого прикола Мария не появляется с нами, так у нет цели появляться в сюжете, а не потому, что она может быть мертва. На 2001 год Роки не планировали дружеских посиделок, встреч с подругами и т.д. Хотели реализовать в VC, но осуществили в SA и улучшили в четвёрке.
Так что расслабьтесь и воспринимайте выстрел, как шутка от разрабов. Не более.
Как говорится, сколько людей, столько и мнений. Думайте сами, решайте сами.
7:08 Cesar is 😂XD
Poor Cesar......
oh i was thinking like
cj ended up in vice city and brian never died
tommy vercetti killed catalina
cluade wore the brown player 2 skin and worked
for the sindaccos instead of the leones
mike from gta advance robbed salvatore leone instead of cj
vic vance wore his yellow beta clothes and was in the marines
instead of the army and was also killed by tommy vercetti.
big smoke ate too much and died
kendle killed ryder with a shotgun and stuck dildo in him
7:28 did is Kendl say "Kato!"
Luis respawn at the hospital.
1:40 i was i kid i scared of the mission intil i cried 😭😭