GTA San Andreas - Fail Cutscenes and Dialogues
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2024
- 00:00 Intro
00:22 Sweet's Missions
01:35 Cesar's Mission
02:13 Ryder's Missions
02:53 Smoke's Missions
03:51 OG Loc's Missions
04:14 LS Final Missions
06:18 Catalina's Missions
06:54 The Truth's Mission
07:07 Zero's Missions
09:02 Loco Syndicate Missions
10:43 Toreno's Missions
11:55 Casino Missions
13:09 Madd Dogg Mission
14:29 Random Stuff - เกม
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0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--
Now we know where nick fury pulled off that dialogue from in the end credits of infinity war
*Mission Failed Your Homies Didn't Make It*
Carol The Wildcat Famous last words.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man This Game is Timeless!
9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out
CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*
😂😂
How?! 0_o
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 How? How what?
Ввк🖕🏿✌️👍🏼👇🏼🖇️👍🏿👎🏿✌️✌️💔
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 be quiet some segundos and pausa the game and resume
4:27 I love Sweet’s reactions 😂🤣
Sweet: CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
No spam pure gta 4 action packed gunplay m.th-cam.com/video/d7XGuFl1NhE/w-d-xo.html
Marvelous! 😂
Hey, Adrian Maldonado, your avatar picture is soo cute
@@user-xy6uf4bk7k thank you so much!!
7:08
"if you decided NOT TO help Zero"
Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell
At first I was like "oh this is easy" and by the end I had one transmitter left and I was just screaming.
@@inurokuwarz lol
Mission Failed All The transmitters were destroyed
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan for me it's not and I'm on mobile
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan its actually easier on mobile
2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke
he still jumped
be like smoke, no I don't whana be a backstabber
Yes
notice how it took cj an hour to get on top of the bridge... ;DDD
Damn.. rockstar make us dissapointed from making him a betrayer
12:47 Rosenberg become Frozenberg
Rofl
Jacky lol lmao
Lmao
WTF,hahahhaha
Iceberg
09:13 "Shit!! Mike's phone dead." CJ: "Well!!! So are we!!!"
He's _boned_ for good after 📵📴.
6:51
Most satisfying mission failed.
No Catalina no more problem for Claude.
But it also creates a problem between him and Cesar for killing his cousin.
No Catalina no problem for Claude and gta 3 wouldn’t have happened until gta 4 (because Vice city and San Andreas take place before 3)
CJ has enough
@@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn it would still happen but the final would be only against salvatore.
15:46
Jump you , _Fool_
_CJ JUMP_
Jumps.... but CJ survives
He can jump a several time and didnt die
Tommy vercetti can jump all day
Andy KA ex use nw
@Andy KA did you see him brake any bone
14:40
Smoke : Come on playa, get in
**Car gets on fire**
Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out
I bust out laughing😂
OMFG LOL
14:58 meanwhile...
@@Idkwhatiam oooohhh
Main channel guy please pin this comment
4:27 The way how Sweet said that it made me laugh hard lmao
"what the fuCK are you doing, CJ?!"
Same lmOoo
when maero "enters" dane vogel's office.
unrelated, i know. but that's from a ytp.
Same lol
he sounds so genuinely confused
9:13
"Shit, Mike Phone's dead!" *proceeds to do a sick car aerial trick*
R.I.P
Mikes Phone
3:51 **cj fails at dancing**
*everyone else stops*
Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
Carl Johnson Ay homie, what’s crackin wit you?
I'm putting you in a wheelchair when I'm done. 😂
Girl : *fights cj* cj :*smash van*
Cj: YEAH ME? LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC BITCH!
14:40 Smoke: C'mon playah get in-
*GET OUT, GET OUT*
Lol
Hardcore F&Renezi *ITS GON BLOW*
😂🤣
when you are telling the bois to enter to your room and then you see a spider
Lmao
11:11 All We had to do Was follow the Damn Plane, Cj!
0:57
Ryder: Damn, He shook us!
Smoke: Mu....
*Drowns instantly*
Had me dying😂
"Your homies didn't make it"
Hey said mothe
😂
ucker! I’ve got the wheel!
Had me dying when catilina said your a waste of good balls.
2:03 that loving brotherly goodbye. 10/10
🥺❤️
CJ is so sweet
@ydniaR12 Raindy Also "Get out of my--"
But Kendl was such a Bitch there😑
Cesar: Come on homie hit me fuckers
"I don't love you anymore"
"I can't love a stupid man"
*Boom*
Carl: And I cannot love a pretty high-strung lady like you, Catania!
Mohsin GG welp shes dead
And now she's *DEAD*
LETS JUST HOPE SHE SURVIVED SOMEHOW, that hoe was a great villain
Catalina Be Having Me Dying
2:11 the way Caesar said "Come on holmes, hit me fucker!!" is absolutely hilarious
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
4:00 Man, CJ is a savage
4:58
Time for a visit in the station
Carl: fUcK y0u
Boi he should've added Popo when he said fuck you
Super cop'd. He literally teleports out of his car
😂😂😂
9:14 Yes, and we will as well in 3 seconds.
Just the way it spins is hilarious
4:45
Sweet: too late man the funeral over!
...
Cj: At the Funeral?
This Made Me Laugh😂
Same 😂😂
8:27 Damn you can hear the pain and disappointment in Zero’s voice 🙁
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
6:22 Catalina was already in love with CJ
It sounds like she's singing
Boom!
@@Ugh718 yes lol
12:56 The way CJ and Rosenberg awkwardly stand there in silence after getting trapped makes me laugh.
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cj :oh well we try
same
Why CJ dont use explosive?
CJ is like "Now what? "
6:10 that made me laugh so hard.
Me too
*AACCCKKKK!!!!!*
_"Ao shit!" "AwwWck"_
😂😂😂😂
3:44 Most iconic Dialogue
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.
It is a cool scene
@@mohammed_the_train_spotter for me its embarrassing
Well it’s your opinion so yeah..........
WHAT!?
What’s wrong mate?
13:45
CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles*
Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*
Did cj got arrested after that? Lol
That happend me yesterday in the ps3 version. I was like: WTF
Gay
It could've been a goggle shaped gun. You never know.
Racist guard XD
14:14 Big smoke explosion
What a smoke-bomb
2:04 at this part i laughed hard
Says "goodbye" in a chill way
Then immediately releases anger on a car door
Cesar in the car:
*COME ON HOLMES! HIT ME FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!*
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
@@bencewohner305 why are you always reply like that?
9:01 the dialogue combined with the fact that after each cut you're further and further away from the city is just perfect.
True its just perfect
Poor Mike was just sitting in the car and waiting for the rescue team.
But he's hitting a cool car clip though 😂
I don't get it
@@ahmelscottjr2044 Awww you're so innocent.
1:48 That's a cute conversation ❤
No
@@nemessiss1 stop being a busta, man
Cesar was mad to Carl xD
COME ON HOLMES HIT ME FUCKER
@@Vkdkdsl OUGH
I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.
3:45 that will never get old 😂
Took me 10 tries before I figured to jump on the train and do it myself
3:34 "The gym, man!"
"Screw you"
*commits suicide*
He still live
@@LunaLuna07 r/wooosh
Can you move when u talk with smoke?
@@LunaLuna07 r/wooosh
@@miguel-nm7wx r/ihavereddit
10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD
Aji Saputra-Nii ?
UpbeatTrombone look at cjs head it nods
Coldbob115 Thanks for clarifying that for me, I was so confused. :)
Sorry pal you're not what the boss is lookin for.
14:59 literally the best and funniest part here
6:44 LOL CATALINA
6:33 she said some facts
Carl: 😠😠😠😠😠
Stfu
6:32
Catalina 🤬🖕
CJ 💨💢😠💨
9:34
Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it.
CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.
priorities
I see the irony in their.
Reminds me a Spiderman YTPs where Parker’s always runs for the hot-dog instead of doing other things
@@vasiliypupkin3239 Lol I know in that ytp car kills 2 children and he eats hot dog LMAO
He didn't order pizza, he ordered salad meal
3:58 CJ failed so hard that,everyone dismisses the whole party
12:45
Frozenberg rosen to death
2:07 Carl is letting his emotion out
Come on, Holmes hit me fucker!
@@WinterBoi- 😂😂👩🦽👩🦽
9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH!
*drives off cliff*
Next : Shit, Mike's phone dead!
*Do some insane stunt*
@@AnggaTangerang STREAM SPOATS!!!!!!!
Is that vanoss gaming reference
Red spinning premier
I think they have a bigger problem
Every time I finish a interview or apply 10:50
Same😂😂😂😂😭
For architecture espionage, you forgot that you can get arrested for doing blueprint photography while the guards were still around
4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.
Ikr
:D
@@AlfalfaAccess Yep!
*WHAT THE FUCK YO' DOIN' CJ?!*
"We gonna need some allies" *shoots the fuck outta ally , "WHAT THE, FUCK YOU DOIN' CJ?!" 🤣😭😭😂
@@scarecrow108productions7 CJ, YOU BEEN HITTIN' RYDER'S WET STICK?!
11:26 It's like going to bed after being fired from a tiring job.
“I HATE-“
“...”
“T H W U M P”
Except it’s so hard it breaks your bones
I think it’s hilarious that he just lands on the car and all the doors fall off and the lady acts like nothing happened.
@@ironic17 Bruh.
@xXMLG Cuddles HTFGamerXx Shut dumb fucking ass. stupid chits making unfunny jokes everywhere
7:33 Zero: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
🤣🤣🤣
13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣
13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣
14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣
@@mayzemitra3439 10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
10:50 SORRY PAL, YOU'RE NOT WHAT THE BOSS IS LOOKING FOR! THE BOSS WILL BE IN TOUCH!🤣
@@bencewohner305 Same 😂
1:48 Cutest call I’ve heard
"C'mon holmes hit me fucker"
3:44 The legendary quote of the game.
All We Have To Do, Was Follow The Damn Train, CJ!
Drive Thru mission
Drive _ By mission
Cesar Vialpando mission
And it's a meme!
2:28 who's the buster now ?
0:27 "some people said they saw a purple voodoo doing the work,and then speedin' away"
Yeah, but people like to talk don't they?
Hell ya
No that was green sabre
I didnt realize that refrence to the Introduction
10:07 Caesar sounds so disappointed
Yeah
- mike, help is on the way
[cut to them driving uphill]
- *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*
😂😂
14:40 Smoke: Come on playa, get in!
14:42 Smoke: get out get out is gon' blow!
Which one is it then
Lol
2:21 photo
A😂
Big smoke plan is want to kill CJ but he not want kill himself
14:46: "Why would not it work?" Funny and genious question 😂 However, the answer is: because there is a lot of fire inside home, far from the windows ;)
9:26 when u stub your toe
13:32 “you non driving as-“
10:01 just wanted to keep replaying it
Hahahahahahah
Lmfao
5:30 Literally all this time I never knew you could enter the church for the Kane mission.
9:55 ah, CJ... what an absolute mad lad MOVE YOUR BODY TOODOODOO MOOVE YOUR BODY
2:29 Ryder straight busta ....
0:57 “Damn, he shook us!”
“Mother-“ *Car falls into the ocean*
He was gonna say " mother Mary " 😂
0:58
@@Microplasma Mother.... Bloom!
MISSION FAILED!
Your homies didn't make it
Ryder:damn he shook us
Man, you're hell of a talented TH-camr 😂😂
13:18 "Who the 🖕 you think you talkin' to 🏖 ?" 👊 "you just the 🏖" 🤣🤣
3:34 damn Carl took that to heart.
7:40
for people who hated zero cause of his missions
boi + you had to pay 30k to do them. 3 boring and painful missions for 30k lol
I hated him, not because his missions we're difficult, but he was fucking annoying too
KNEE3_GERS14 I never realized how annoying David Cross could be until CJ met Zero.
@@isavgi3024 As fuck!
I thought I'm the only one!!!! HARD AF MAN!
1:22 i already heard this dialogue too many times...
If you tap the minute number fast cesar homie will move like a penguin
LoL. i got my first try
I'm glad to see this video exist because I was very curious to see what happened if you fail some of these missions in this game.
"Too late man, funeral's over....."
"AT A FUNERAL?"
Hi Kenny Mccormick.
We missed the damn funeral
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue at a funeral.
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Time for a visit at the station
@@seamuspeacock346 "f**k you"
9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.
Have a well-stacked day!
5:53 he's safe and sound now
5:08 CJ you fool Kane won't show now
0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise
Lmaoo
Mothef
Mother 😂
Nostalgia hits hard.
9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.
Those spins were crazy lol
INSANE STUNT BONUS: $69
Lol the car turned into a bayblayde
@@Zer0Zwei Lmaoo
@@mohmedfox7252 his name is in arabic duh
9:01 It's ridiculous that even if you are super far away from Toreno and T-bone keeps saying those words😂
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!" that line still the best
*person jumps off building committed suicide*
*you need some new shoes man*
And he landed on his feet and said IM GAY
CJ:"Who the fuck you think you're talking to, bitch?"
Heyy, there is a quite effort and humour on that video, congrats.. Liked!
CJ was hiding his anger 1:53
13:26 MOMMA!!! 's'at you? Uugh! *(dies)*
Not the kind of encore he had in mind.
13:25
4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?
Oh CJ you such a asshole
To late man the funerals over
@Seamus Peacock We missed the damn funeral!
Cj, you fOol kane won't show now
@@rvke5639 You blew the ambush, CJ! You buster.
11:23 love this scene
I definitely cracked myself up after seeing you driving recklessly just to fail the lowrider mission
7:07
Zero: We cant lose another transmitter!
*Loses another transmitter*
3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke.
"Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"
Deja de wear ctm udkxkgisif
ATHLETE
@@anatolicheekibreeki3653 ?
@@jumpwithkarlhe is speaking alien language
@@rocketjumpmaster34 it appears that he is
This video is gold
10:06 cj what happened you just let them get cut to pieces
8:10 I know all of these because this is the only mission that made me restart it like 100 times
My fail is because of the time
Same
But only 50 times after 50 I fucked it up of rage
Same
@@iMic It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down.
3:57 Man your dancing was so bad they just straight up ended the party.
Go smoke some cheeba
@@oliverestigarribia684 3:59 go smok sum china
3:53 damn, your dancing was so bad it ended the whole beach party! 🤣🤣🤣
3:45 a frase que marca um trauma e uma infância foi essa do Big Smoke
Bons tempos
Where Lance Vance? Another plan to be richer ?
7:40 "Hey hey hey! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!" xD
Lol 😂
1:06 "I can smell burning!" Before the car blows up has me in tears
ong 😭😭😭😭
Wtf is happening here
@@PicolloRun bee
They also disappeared into thin air right before the car blows up
AAAAAA-
*Screams gets cut-off.*
It’s nice to hear dialogues I’ve never heard before in this game lol
14:40 "Come on playa, get in!"
*Few seconds later*
"GET OUT! GET OUT!"
*GET OUT GET OUT IS GONNA BLOW*
Mission failed lmao
Lol
😂
4:27 Sweet is so hilarious
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣