I wonder why everyone says that percussionists never really play in terms of timing ... I am a drummer. and I always play right.everyone says that. and because there are a lot of drummers who sit properly, I don’t find these jokes funny.
I legitimately found a handful of those funny! Like I actually laughed out loud. But too many 'smh' moments. It was a great vid! Thanks Jared and Co!!!
Jared Dines has always been a silly channel. Its not like he was making some sorta high tier dozens of hours for a single video type shit. He was making essentially Top 10's and -Black people- Guitarists be like vids.
The thall and A Minor ones got me 😂
NMetal25 I was ok until the A minor joke.
STLBLUESLAMBOFGOD meeee tooo
LOL HAHAHA
NMetal25 the a minor was the best
Matthew Duane dark af
Why do hardcore kids wear camo?
...
They don't want to be scene...
Teacher- what's the difference between poison and venom
Student- poison is hair metal and venom is black metal
That's good one)
Venom is not black metal haha
swapnarka arnan poison is the first BFMV album and venom is the 5th)
swapnarka arnan I actually forgot that poison and venom we more than bands so I didn't get it
I don’t get it
I could watch this all day long
Cobain 92 i've probably seen this like 10 times, i know what you feel
Cobain 92 samee
What's God's favorite chord?
Gsus
i love that haha
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As a Christian I love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like 666
Comment about god: *has 666 likes*
Me: *Ironic.*
What's a metalhead's favourite breed of dog? Moshpitbull.
well that is dumb
Lol
I like my women like I like my metal, depressive, suicidal and black
same
Bloodless Corpse oh
This comment is funnier than the entire video.
racist :D
cemegonuts HOW IS THAT RACIST??? And why that stupid face?
Do more of these
yes!
Tomislav Gredisnjak
I was the 100th like.
Congrats!
Holy shit I laughed at every single one
easly amused---i wish i was like you!
Soup...
*N U T*
@soup what do you think you’re doing here BOY
How did the guitarist get a girlfriend?
He used a Pickup line
That was cringe.....
How did the guitarist get a girlfriend?
He didn’t
Cole Pfeiffer GODAMMIT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT
This was gold! Do part 2!
How do you know it's Lars Ulrich at your door?
Because none of the knocks are on tempo
Harlan Valdes Lol
Harlan Valdes lmao
i'm fucking done lmao
Ahahhahahahahahaha that's good one😂😂😂😂
He knocks on 2 and doesn’t do double bass?
Jared's laugh is the best part
What do Amarth say in a church?
- Amon
How does James Hetfield wake up his kids?
"Are you Alive??"
Justin Lorusso That was a nice one 😂
-Yeah!
-Yeaaah?!
-Yeah! 😂
"wake up fuk"
How does it feel to be alive?
And how does he put them to sleep?
"Hush, little baby, don't say a word..."
0:27 A bassist
MineFall MG - the stop motion maker that's what I thought 😂😂
MineFall MG - the stop motion maker I thought that one too
That's what i thought hahahaha
I play bass and it was the first thought in my head lol
Did you just assume my DJENDER???
Am I the only one who laughed at the one with sax and violins?
Yes.
Neo_metallum1618 no lel
Nope...
Nope lol
I chuckled.
"I like my metal like my tea, black and with some meshuga"
Fucking gold
The Testament joke is a good one.
It was very thrashy.
Catholics prefer the new testament though. Jews prefer the old testament. Js :)
I prefer the New Testament
I don’t understand that one
Testament one and the one about the drummer knocking on the door were my favourites
His face haha turns red like tomato xD
"That's a good one, I like that one" -Jared
My girlfriend broke up with me because I listen too much Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
DeepSea Productions HOLY SHIT DID I GET A REFERENCE ABOUT LINKIN PARK EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LISTEN TO THEM?!
Ducky 12 same😄
Linkin Park suck. Metal bands will eat those kids alive
yeah but linkin park seriously man ... they are like the miley cirus of metal...i mean rap metal..........................
@@DistinctWisdom They're a rock band. The most unique one in the world. From nu metal to pop , they rule everywhere
LINKIN PARK FOREVER
-100dB audio?
Yes!!
“If you listen to a Death song a million times.... it becomes a Megadeth song.”
Confirmed, this does indeed work
I like Megadeth and this joke is best in this video
i didnt got it
Mega means a million
thx
What did Jacoby Shaddix say when he applied to McDonald's after Papa Roach splits up?
"This is my last resort"
LMFAO I already lost it at the 3rd one
Matt Gergely please explain it I can't figure it out
A guy screams at his neighbors "turn that volume down!" He adds, "but keep tone all the way up."
This joke is underrated
Their voices in the microphone are so smooth I just want to listen to that the whole time
So cheesy.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs I believe that's the point
*extra cheese?*
45...
Kerry Cronic Vlogs
Anybody who is not lactose intolerant should not have a problem.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs *All the cheese*
"cause you can't stay in time son" ohHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH
"cause you can't stay in time. So" lmfao
1:50 I loved how he laughed before even telling the joke
That jesus joke was awesome xd
My band director told us the one about drummers knocking on the door when none of the percussionists could stay in time 😂
I wonder why everyone says that percussionists never really play in terms of timing ... I am a drummer. and I always play right.everyone says that. and because there are a lot of drummers who sit properly, I don’t find these jokes funny.
I can't get bored of Jared's laugh
This is the content Ive missed for the past two years that this channel hasnt been the most enjoyable for me personally. More of this
loved the Mötorhead one
“There’s too much sax and violin’s” why did I laugh at that 😂
Why did the elitist burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool
The Dopest ahhhhhhhhhhhhh noice
😂 re-watching this. So nostalgic… I forgot how much I love this channel. U guys rock!!!
What did one guitar say to another guitar before the show? Dude I'm so 'amped' for the show!
I like how most of the ones Jared laughed at were his own jokes.
We're DEMANDING for part 2 !!
This is a cool take on try not to laugh challenges, most of them are reaction videos but this one is way more original and by far my favorite
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the keys player does it with his left hand
Lol 😆
"I'm a real big fan of cars.." *awkward silence and laughter*
Shred on bass!! I dare you to do it!!
His laugh @3:11 NEEDS to be turned into a meme.
Testament one got me.
I laughed my ass off. This was awesome. Do more!
I got a wage war ad!! Watched all of it jared
disappointed there weren't any tee hee jokes..
The volume is really low, perhaps turn it up a bit for the next video?
*Thall* Of them do 😂😂 Tony's delivery was impeccable the whole video
Just asked my Girlfriend "How do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend"
She said "Single Coil".
Had to share this moment...
This is so awkward and funny lmao
im in a band called 999 megabytes we yet to get a gig
"To much sax and violins". Best joke!
The gojira one was so bad It made me laugh because I wasn't expecting to be that bad
This is your best video. Please, make a part 2!
Where does a lead guitarist shop?
Marshall's
Me: " I don't play the guitar "
Me: "and I don't understand the jokes"
Me: * laughs *
the holy diver broke me :D
Jared facial expression made me laugh more than the jokes did haha
Did the guitarist crashing his pickup one really happen or is it just funny as it is?
Shit I just got it and now I can't delete that comment
CreamyG TV lmao
You are now the funniest thing about this video lol
CreamyG TV u can tell ur one of those stupid bass players 😂😂
Fuck Ya!!! 3 for 3!!! The Motorhead, Gojira, and Holy Diver puns were mine!!! Jared has made my Year!!!!
What Is The Longest Soundcheck Ever?
- A Sunn O ))) Concert!
XD
Oh... Thats true..XD
One with pickup and broken neck got me but I was laughing at HOLY DIVER😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should google yourself and see what shows up.
LOL, please more videos of this!! Really funny, greetings from Argentina
I got you notification and i dont even know why because im not even subscribed to you. Good job youtube
Design Clan it's a recommended recent upload
Two of my jokes were in this video, I feel like I've accomplished something in life. Great video dude! \m/
I'm both a catholic and metal head...Yes, we exist😛
Zachary Williams OUCH
I mean. S.T.R.Y.P.E.R. exists, so, cool your jets, snowflake.
Then youre not metalhead, but holyhead
Oh no
I really don't know what I expect out of Jared dines videos anymore. But this is pretty funny
I have to admit I went to the guitar store the other day and took like 70 stickers
The world definitely need more of those 😂😂😂😂
What is the Lord's favourite chord? - Gsus XDXDXD
I legitimately found a handful of those funny! Like I actually laughed out loud. But too many 'smh' moments. It was a great vid! Thanks Jared and Co!!!
What happened to the Guitarist who broke his neck?
He died.
THAT WAAAAAAAS AWESOME!!!! I haven't laughed that hard for ages! Well done!
0:57 is the best one 😂
this was pretty fun and they tried something a bit different for this challenge. i can respect that
Shnoooooook!!
Mark Trejo what is that joke from? I've heard it but not known what it meant
Ruckus Rawson Jared always says it to Tony
I don't even get many of these jokes but it's still funny af to watch
do a name that song challenge
I like that this isn't just looking at videos. Nice.
jared dines only laughs at his own jokes confirmed
Probably my favorite video from y'all in a while... granted I'm stoned to the bone
At this point, I'd rather Dared Jines. He puts out better content in comments alone than Jared has in his last few videos
Found Dared Jines alt account
Ah crap, wrong account
for real though, don't be rude
Get a life
so much violence
Jared Dines has always been a silly channel. Its not like he was making some sorta high tier dozens of hours for a single video type shit. He was making essentially Top 10's and -Black people- Guitarists be like vids.
F YOU man!
Dared Jines gets all the love, what about me?
WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
hahaha! This is super entertaining. Stayed throughout the video.
Love the jokes at 3:28 and 4:50 :D:D
Megadeth spelt "Megadeath" RIP
Charlie Finn It's the whole point of the joke
They misspelled Meshuggah as meshuga
dude you dumb its stinks
a wild s appeareds, makings my life harders till this day
i smells beautifully
OMG please do another one of these!!! They r sooooooooo funny
don't let your kids watch symphonies on tv, there's too much sax and violins LOL
I dint even smile throughout the video...I could so win this!
Do a vocalist jokes with Austin!!!!
These jokes at the beginning are literally my friends before we jam
I like my coffee like I like my servants.
Old, bitter, preferrably fair trade.
We need more of these!!